Portlandia - Season 3 - Candace's son visits the feminist bookstore

[@WeCaredALot]

"It's sort of unsweetened maple syrup" LOL

[@boyermchristopher1]

👍👍

[@fernandod4046]

What in the world does that taste like

[@jaimamavity2113]

I just noticed the drink had a crystal in it as well 😂

[@Wootie90]

😂

[@shizukagozen777]

@@jaimamavity2113 I thought it was ice. I thought it was iced tea. 😭

[@endlevelboss4798]

Him kissing his baby for support as he is reminded of his childhood upbringing is perfection! This is such an amazing skit beginning to end.

[@TomboyRespector]

That’s your dis-----gusting father talking

[@bobbyologun1517]

10/10 no notes :D

[@EzraAldiWibisono]

"That's your father talking. That is your disg.............usting father." Exaggeration of typical intense scenes at most dramas lol

[@Mitzi73]

Hands down this is Portlandia's best skit, in my opinion. Even the facial expressions from all 3 actors are dead-on.

[@teresadalessio1]

here, here!

[@Jonjonsmith123]

When you use male specific terms like “actors” whole not also including actresses seriously feels like you’re pointing a penis in my face.

[@randomslomo1875]

"I've accepted it now. I accept you're a man. I accept that you have a penis. That doesn't mean it's gonna stay that way."

[@wordswordswords8203]

I think so too. It's brilliant.

[@wordswordswords8203]

I agree. It is perfect.

[@JG-zs8tr]

I love the subtle touch that Candace didn’t tell Toni about her new grandchild because it’s a boy.

[@57ot]

OMG I didn’t even notice that! Attention to details 👍🏻

[@Myplaylists93]

I took it as "grandmother who is too self-involved to care about devoting her entire identity to being a traditional grandma as a way of sticking it to the patriarchy" type of move. Lol

[@demetrius8594]

"what are you, a gender detective?" lol straight out of tumblr

[@mitchellyoung8561]

Great idea -- Ace Ventura, Gender Detective. Pitch it!

[@AD-eg9cw]

"...lifting up skirts and pulling down pants and just getting in there with your magnifying glass??"

[@TehEeveeGeneral]

I've incorporated it into my general lexicon.

[@hal9thou001]

What's tumblr?

[@jennifergersch9126]

Love!

[@broadwaylover5384]

"Well, I've actually worn those as shoes." "Okay."

[@nope24601]

I wonder how much of that show was scripted. Or if they decided on a situation and just rolled with it.

[@millsykooksy4863]

So hilarious

[@senorita-qh6bm]

@@nope24601a lot is improv

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

This show should've had more Bobby. He's an excellent straight man.

[@kristintripp967]

You’re just assuming he’s straight, though. 😉

[@cloudwatcher608]

Fantastic double entendre

[@lavinder11]

Ha!

[@TheArcturusProject]

Oh boy here we go

[@doubleubee7523]

@@TheArcturusProject "boy"?

[@MrSporkster]

'I raised you right. Do you remember?' [agonised expression] 'I... do...' :D

[@deflatingdani]

MrSporkster ‘so confused’ 😂

[@pittland44]

You can see the trauma flash across his face.

[@Catlady-mw4en]

My favorite line delivery.

[@goldbigeagle6772]

Kisses his baby protectively “I got you, buddy, I got you, little man”

[@ccampbell02yt]

"Even a woman cannot have a mustache that, thick." HOW DARE THEY! lol

[@tothelighthouse9843]

Portlandia is evergreen--I clicked on a single tiny clip from Portlandia, after months of having forgotten about it, & it's as fresh & funny as ever. Portlandia never fails to deliver surreptitious laughs & hilarious deadpan performances. "God is in the details", & the Portlandia team tended to the comedy details like the most dedicated organic laugh farmers on earth.

[@reptilianprincessdiary204]

On first glance I took this to mean Evergreen college, WA… also true.

[@JessJArt]

This comment was so pretentious.

[@BT-su1yf]

Syrup-titious laughs

[@sethrich5998]

@@reptilianprincessdiary204 Definitely Evergreen College 😂

[@kadreabrazil]

Portlandia will always be a treasure trove favorite. After 10 years I’m still watching it every 6 months.

[@pkau3]

I remember watching this 10 years ago and laughing hysterically at how ridiculous it was. Who would have thought...

[@K-newborn]

yeah im tripping out i knew only 3 people who were like this now my chick cousins all got short hair and want to be sirs

[@bluebellbeatnik4945]

@@K-newborn i feel so sorry for them that they have to put up with you in their family. 'chick cousins'? i take it your side of the family are the r3tards.

[@bluebellbeatnik4945]

who would have thought what? current society isn't the same.

[@greglarson6293]

Several year later, even a Supreme Court Justice nominee couldn’t define a woman. 🤪

[@whitneymouse]

@@greglarson6293incorrect. Senators were being disingenuous with that question to be exclusionary. If gender is tied to your biology, why is your imaginary friend a man? He doesn’t have the requisite biology and yet y’all accept his pronouns 💀

[@KevinRamosVids]

omg the ominous music that plays every time someone says something that triggers them lol

[@OroborOSX11]

I fucking live for that trigger music hahah

[@jennifergersch9126]

"What are you, a gender detective?" I don't know how they don't all break down when Fred pulls his hoity toity attitude. Absolutely hilarious!

[@krazyoldkatlady192]

“Lifting up skirts, pulling down pants and getting in there with a magnifying glass! 🤣

[@mbeecher9921]

It's almost like it's a TV show and they can have multiple takes

[@jeffsDad]

"That's one room..."

[@bobbyologun1517]

:D :D :D

[@craigjohnson6423]

I dream of a world where Bobby Moynihan is appreciated as much as he should be.

[@c.s.7097]

Never bothered looking up who it was because I always assumed it was a fake character, you know he co starred Saturday Night Live with a piece of toast? ( apparently there were creative differences )

[@spacekitt.n]

@@c.s.7097 bro are you stealing interdimensional cable?

[@rjc63]

The most amusing thing is people like these two actually exist.

[@dorsal-qb5fr]

This scene was a total masterpiece!

[@pondmaker]

This is a real store in Portland called "In other words" that I went into and asked if Toni and Candice were working. They threw me out of the store and told me Fuck Portlandia! Oh well...

[@musiquefrique]

WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION.

[@boop8621]

That is amazing

[@funk3nst3in]

wow thats aggressive

[@budddees]

It’s like a mark of pride to hate portlandia in Portland.

[@FireMinstrel]

Isn't it closed now? They blamed toxic culture or whatever, but most likely they just didn't know how to run a business.

[@roddydykes7053]

“I don’t know your gender, I don’t know Candace’s, I don’t know mine” One phrase to sum up the entire stance

[@privateconfidential4775]

Free speech: If this is how women and men are these days in the u.s. no wonder the workplace is a war zone

[@alienvomitsex]

@@privateconfidential4775 this is satire and if you can't see that, eat some ivermectin or refuse a vaccine or something

[@privateconfidential4775]

@@alienvomitsex oooh, you’re so “manly” macho millennial boy; that’s right; oh silly me I couldn’t navigate the subtle feminine nuances in the actors humour: so sophisticated it takes a real gentle lens to navigate it!!ooooh!!

[@alienvomitsex]

@@privateconfidential4775 that's one triggered trumptard

[@privateconfidential4775]

@@alienvomitsex you mean yourself? Yeah

[@sanfordcurtis8242]

This was so far ahead of its time

[@frankscott1708]

"what are you a detective, a gender detective?"...lost it right there LMAO!!

[@OliverDobbs]

How does this show manage to get more and more relevant as time goes on

[@ms77619]

Go touch grass lol

[@debbylou5729]

Because they caused it

[@st20332]

A seed grows

[@microplasticsinurblud]

the writing has been on the wall for decades about the inevitable logical conclusion to leftist progressivism. yall are just too blind because you are part of it

[@Merknilash]

Because the most batshift leftism becomes mainstream in a few years.

[@emmiebl6605]

This has gone from being a comedy to a documentary.

[@frankpeter6851]

11 years ago I thought this was over the top

[@Dewittparkhema]

This aged pricelessly.

[@MinhFong-p6m]

And it is NOT an exaggeration. It is so spot on.

[@markjameson5479]

The fact that conversations like this skit happen in real life is hilarious and horrifying.

[@leae3750]

Gen z 🤢

[@rachelmaddowswife8713]

Yeah, a few years ago when they came out with this skit it was a joke, now it's real life in liberal circles!

[@Ryan-ze9fz]

@@leae3750 gen z might have a higher proportion of these types of people, but the ones that aren’t like this are more based than any millennial or boomer. It’s a very polarized generation and a lot of them have responded by being the complete opposite of this. I’m actually optimistic for when they take over

[@nunyabiz6925]

In my town yep

[@rachelmaddowswife8713]

@a w a y J o Yes there are people who 100% talk like this now, I've heard it irl many times. Maybe not in your social circles, but it's not uncommon amongst liberals anymore.

[@Gwyllgi]

The sound of the sip, swallow and clink of ice just add so much

[@ChipCheerio]

“He turned out to be a man because of the mustache, that was a giveaway. Even a woman cannot have a mustache that… thick.” In a skit full of amazingly funny lines this one held a special place in my heart.

[@MsGnor]

amazingly furry lines 🤣

[@Babesinthewood97]

Wow. This truly aged well. Love it.

[@yomofo62]

"I don't *need* a vagina pillow." [glances at Candace] Why does that glance crack me up?? 🤣😂

[@CavemanSynthesizer]

From what I recall the actual owners of the bookstore they shot at ended up getting upset about the content of the Portlandia sketches and stopped allowing them to shoot there.

[@heucatia]

Oh wow, sounds like the owners are exactly like Toni and Candice, and like the makers of this show were right on! 🤣

[@Jackbarrany]

The business no longer exists now soo… oh what a loss.

[@mattropolis99]

It’s true - the owners were bonkers typical portlanders like this, they did go out of business - just like the Red and Black cafe and all the other bonkers virtue signaling nutjobs that live here always do. Turns out being an insufferable idealistic douche is bad for business...

[@coreofapples6843]

Just moved to Portland. A good chunk of people here would consider this hate speech - sad times

[@pittland44]

This isn't a comedy, it's a documentary that happens to be hilarious.

[@funk3nst3in]

fun fact: a good chunk of portlandians appreciate satire and well written comedy. literally no one would consider it "hate speech" as you so blithely put it

[@MrsPhilosopher]

@@funk3nst3in you clicked wrong video, this isn't the antifa propaganda channel.

[@kris9074]

@@MrsPhilosopher it’s a sketch by Carrie Brownstein. One of the most leftist feminist comedians on the planet. You aren’t in the place you think you are…nearly everyone involved with portlandia is pro antifa. Interesting that you misinterpret lighthearted satire for disdain.

[@Jmoneysmoothboy]

@@funk3nst3in misleading advertising. that fact was not fun and you probably aren't either haha. Did you lecture everyone at the last party you were never invited to?

[@mitchm6244]

It's like a live-action re-enactment of a typical Jezebel comments page

[@oxnerd]

This show gave me a vibe like no other. Just silliness and liveliness

[@wordswordswords8203]

"I don't know your gender, I don't know Candice's, I don't know mine..." LOL

[@cozzie2000]

"I don't know my gender" lol

[@jeffrobbins3378]

Future TV quiz show: What's My Gender?

[@vinayseth5899]

"Unsweetened maple syrup" 🤣 Comedy gold!

[@heucatia]

Priceless! But my favorite one is when she says that she’s having her campuchoochoo tea! 😭 Caught me so off guard 😳😆 I use that one to this very day when I get myself a cuppa, just chillin with my campuchoochoo tea 😂

[@vinayseth5899]

​@@heucatia😂. What's unfortunate though is that this critique stands to this day. Plenty of these buffoons making important decisions in important places.

[@laurenbarber8579]

Okay I have only known Fred from SNL, and did not know that this show existed until now. I saw Fred with a wig on so I clicked. The actress here has incredible mannerisms, tone, and expression. I need more

[@lukedixon2938]

Get ready to be disappointed.

[@ReubenWalton]

@@lukedixon2938 what would be disappointing?

[@PauleePessimist]

2:53 I'm proud of you, even though you're a man 😂😂😂

[@sexobscura]

He can change that

[@TheHulkbuster13]

@@sexobscura and yet when trans are being talk about in regards of gender, they always say "he always was a man or she was always a woman"

[@sexobscura]

@@TheHulkbuster13 "but it doesn't have to stay that way"

[@ddkillswitch]

@@TheHulkbuster13 it’s meant to be a joke , it’s not reality

[@gamesped4]

Only 8 years ago this was a parody.

[@prozacdick]

and today it is a parody !

[@Babesinthewood97]

Today it’s a documentary

[@ramrodnj]

@@prozacdick today it’s news

[@pistonburner6448]

...and back then you weren't a literal devil for saying that "a woman can't have a mustache that thick"

[@empyrionin]

It's still a parody outside the US.

[@shortshift327]

This scene has never been more relevant than right now 2022.

[@laureencriss8220]

My thoughts exactly!

[@michaelversace456]

The disturbing thing is that this is no longer a joke. This is actually a documentary on Portland.

[@rolly1648]

Lol you’re right. I wish it was still a joke. It’s crazy

[@zachrobhan]

Just a lot more violent in real life.

[@adam88721]

Yea, I can't believe how horribly real this is now.

[@cyndykated358]

LOL

[@Mscldrew]

And Austin and San Francisco and any neighborhood in New York or Chicago with a cupcake store… the disease is spreading 😆

[@mottedreissig7874]

"Even a woman can't have a mustache that thick", ...

[@kelvinbel8910]

It's like listening to a conversation in Cambridge Massachusetts

[@w0mblemania]

Somehow, amazingly, even more relevant now than when it first aired.

[@nmania3]

That is your father talking...that is your dissss....gusting father!

[@touchofdumb]

10 yrs later and these are almost sacred ideas. To mock them is forbidden by many. Publicly question it and you might find yourself shouted down. And it is STILL my favorite skit of all time. After all the lunacy, these characters still kill me.

[@Matiyahu]

Is this satire or a doc on humanity departments in US colleges?

[@EJofLA]

This was one of the most laugh out loud bits I have seen in a long time. Thanks!!!

[@SnakeWasRight]

This literally is not exaggerated

[@ddkillswitch]

If you think this is anything like real life you need to get out more

[@SnakeWasRight]

​@@ddkillswitch "real life" is not like this. However, SJWs in real life are. Fortunately, they're pretty rare.

[@mittenil2972]

​@@ddkillswitchalways new information with you. Always some spin.

[@dewilew2137]

unfortunately this isn't satire anymore.

[@ritac7336]

Lmfaooo which makes it even funnier

[@anglesmith4840]

A joke 11 years ago. A reality today. Shows you how crazy people are these days.

[@em945]

This has got to be in the top 3 skits from Portlandia.

[@rainmanslim4611]

Back in the day this was considered extremely over the top and ridiculous. Now Portland is just... like this.

[@tubbahubba]

I mean….im glad her son seems really well adjusted and a good father at least.

[@jennifergersch9126]

Amen! Maybe his dis******ing father had some good sense.

[@giorgiaalexanderactingothe1892]

"I probably wont this late in the game" "I kept it fuzzy" "It's always something new with you, some new information!"

[@Balthazar2242]

What can one say about this skit. It holds a mirror up to the world.

[@RamAlambaDingDong]

a time traveler must've went back over 11 yrs ago to give Portlandia content

[@shamsi500]

always new information with you. LOL

[@WhoamI-su7pg]

Always some new spin on it

[@mynie]

So wild to think that liberals were willing and able to make fun of this stuff barely a decade ago.

[@hootermang]

Crazy watching this in 2021. This stuff used to be a joke/funny

[@jeffpetrie7744]

Right. It never was funny, and today just slinks lower into criticism of people who are not cis hetero.

[@xandercrews4729]

@ Jeff Petrie don’t be such a bitch, Jesus Christ.

[@pantallazopatucaso]

@@jeffpetrie7744 i understand you, but this a parody of what conservative think of us, remember the actors here are progressive people and they support them, soo..

[@jeffpetrie7744]

@@pantallazopatucaso Then they should have known better than to disrespect LGBTQ people, hunh?

[@pantallazopatucaso]

@@jeffpetrie7744 k

[@erikam5866]

"was einstein a man or a woman?"

[@intermsofart]

"I don't know what a woman looks like"

[@eunicedetoiles9901]

I would not leave a baby with those two......😅🤣😂

[@johncox2284]

I started to laugh several times before I was jolted back into the reality that people like this really exist.

[@jamesblunt6981]

Portlandia was ahead of it's time

[@Imnotplayinganymore]

I lived in Fairfax CA (Marin) for 8 years. Used to call it Fairfaxia. Every skit on Portlandia would transfer nicely.

[@DreamseedVR]

As someone who's been to both, I feel you. It's tru.

[@ChicoEscuela]

Want to meet at Good Earth for some kambucha? We can talk new age gibberish and chew our words.

[@tristantries9211]

I said the same when I lived in Richmond. Most artsy hipster cities in the US are represented by Portoandia

[@greg.arious]

i freaking love this scene so much. I always watch it

[@aaronburns9538]

Only 9 years ago this was comedy. Now its reality.

[@alissam4296]

Right? Lmao I looked up this sketch to show one of my friends how prophetic this show was 😂scary.

[@incredibleindigowaters]

That’s cause all of this started on the west coast lol

[@aaronburns9538]

@@incredibleindigowaters And east coast liberals ate it up, everyone wants to feel indignant, its an incredible high to feel righteous outrage,it blinds people.

[@ddkillswitch]

Never met anyone like this in my life … this is completely nonsense

[@MilwaukeeWoman]

It was reality in Portland before 9 years ago.

[@J9he8njeng8i8]

What a great documentary.

[@assumity]

This was a parody of the far left progressive when it came out a decade ago. It is now an unnervingly accurate depiction of modern progressives.

[@koreakim693]

Wild how this was a genius parody and totally outlandish at the time.

[@Landorulez]

2013 - a ridiculous skit to laugh your ass off at 2021 - a serious discussion that will get your ass canceled..

[@JohnMichaelGonska]

This is what I was thinking. It’s more than a little mind blowing the social shift that has occurred. Fred Armison’s character is clearly the most “absurdly woke” character in the show and yet, that very character would get canceled today for saying “women can’t grow mustaches that thick”.

[@Professional_Nobody]

“I don’t know what a woman looks like.” This isn’t satire anymore.

[@Lorvina1]

But we can "identify" as one.

[@mingming-gi4de]

... you look like a whole keebler elf and not even a female one at that. Sit ALL the way down

[@mingming-gi4de]

and folks doing that affects you how? cope. @@Lorvina1

[@sensunory]

the sound effect when they are triggered is so cool haah

[@garysimard5674]

I'm sure this a satire of sorts but I honestly believe there are people like this out there driving their weird agenda. God help us all.

[@SniffyPoo]

'agenda' == code for ideas you dont agree with

[@garysimard5674]

Nope, its an agenda, because you try to force it on other people. AGENDA!!!!

[@toddspal]

True. True. Nothing is scarier than a plainly labeled public bookstore catering to a certain niche that you are not at all forced to enter or even interact with. I can see why you need God to help you through such a terrible event.

[@garysimard5674]

Nope, you missed the point.

[@toddspal]

Nope. People who suggest that others have an "agenda" imply that somehow those lifestyles or opinions are forced on you. Please name for a me a time in your life that the choices of a strong feminist and/or lesbian had a direct effect on your lifestyle because of their choices?

[@rtl6398]

Remember 5 years ago when this was funny and not hate speech? Times were good then.

[@eliangonzales]

It’s satire, pendejo.

[@maverick5474]

11 years ago this was comedy and farfetched, now its a reality every where we look

[@MSpeedThree]

Crazy how quickly satire became reality.

[@ddkillswitch]

Go outside and meet people. No one is like this

[@Name92391]

​@@ddkillswitchyou're so stupid plenty of moronic imbeciles like yourself are just like this . This is art imitating life dumb sh*t.. It's now become the culture in the west..bc of dumb af idiots like you saying it doesn't exist.. it's you that needs to travel out of your state..Do some traveling before you tell other people to "get out of their house and meet people" where do you live west Virginia you stupid f*ck.

[@squeebbb]

​@@ddkillswitchThe corporations and educators you deal with are. Ask them.

[@Dystopiaworld]

@@squeebbb the indoctrinators

[@saspsvs]

last i checked it wasnt educators who were trying to push genital exams on child athletes

[@daniellogan3085]

I’ve never watched this show but this is sooooooo spot on. I live in Austin, TX and this could be any store on S. Congress.

[@barbievillalobos2075]

You gotta watch this show!!! It’s great!!! Hilarious!! I believe it’s still on Netflix 😬

[@godlesspeacesign8852]

@@barbievillalobos2075 its not

[@candicemarie5310]

I highly recommend this show.

[@muffinsmcgee9248]

Oh my goodness!! I have never seen this before but it is brilliant!!

[@krenwregget7667]

this show was so ahead of it's time. This wouldn't even be parody today.

[@sevencostanza3931]

yes

[@ObsidianGloria]

The ability to make a scene genuinely intense without a single person even speaking at a normal volume, let alone yelling, is great writing.

[@cliffbrown1798]

This is brilliant on so many levels.

[@SeanPFarley]

That pause between "dis.........gusting" was a brilliant acting choice.

[@matheussouza1735]

this is like the closest US humor will ever get to UK humor

[@katsarm6068]

Can’t people let something be satire without mentioning “British humor”? Jesus

[@matheussouza1735]

@@katsarm6068 have you watched US humor? it's all about farts and sex. of course we're gonna commend UK humor. it's so clever and dry.

[@katsarm6068]

@@matheussouza1735 idk I just don’t like categorizing a nation of individuals with a plethora of unique backgrounds and senses of humor into one group but you do you mate

[@matheussouza1735]

@@katsarm6068 😂😂😂 go off. keep on teaching & preaching

[@AmandaFromWisconsin]

@@matheussouza1735 " it's all about farts and sex." No, it's not.

[@Dodecahedronrevelstoke]

It's crazy that this was 11 years ago and they were spoofing culture and now this is how it is

[@willowthorns]

"I definitely kept it fuzzy as to what gender you are" Fred is no doubt a time traveler.

[@mitchyoung8791]

Five years ago this was satire, today it's the latest 'woke' wisdom.

[@strenifstrecs2551]

@ I don't know man. Every year gets a little closer.

[@eliangonzales]

What, is mommy no longer cutting the crusts off your PBJ?

[@ddkillswitch]

No it’s not… none of this is real

[@teresadalessio1]

sometimes i hear myself thinking, "my body, my voice; my alarm, my choice" lol

[@chrisledbetter9278]

R u ok?

[@nope24601]

Was that a skit?

[@ct6852]

I don't know how Fred Armisen doesn't constantly loose his shit on himself when he's doing these roles. Just looking at him is hilarious.

[@dillonroulet6553]

0:17 Is nobody gonna say anything about the fact there's a flip phone in the unsweetened maple syrup?

[@pittland44]

I've never noticed that before. I have no idea what the hell is going on with that.

[@nope24601]

HAHAHAH! Is that what that was?!

[@willmcpherson2]

It's a tea infuser

[@wordswordswords8203]

LOL. I couldn't tell what that was.

[@avidadolares]

No, because its not. What kind of idiot would think its a flip phone which has nothing to do with anything.

[@bubblehulk7647]

This was way ahead of its time

[@retiredluvit4100]

carzy how this was posted 11 years ago. they knew where this country was heading

[@indiascarlett]

8 years later and people actually say this kind of stuff 😂

[@willmercury]

Catechism.

[@Lorvina1]

@@willmercury and propaganda

[@PamMargolis]

I don't think I would leave the baby with them!

[@youtubesketches110]

This satire is awesome because many listeners know people who live and behave this way.

[@npcimknot958]

And look what they done to the place lol.. ruined it