Post-Apocalyptic Office Sirens | Chuckle Sandwich

[@ChuckleSandwich]

Check out Ted's "Love You To Death" Merch here: ted.store/

[@AIIy3000]

You know I’m spending my 41K on this!!!!

[@squashiiTV]

no

[@lepidopterology]

i dont like you at all

[@bingus6978]

I would pay 100000000 chuckle coins for a signed tucker shirt

[@Jezra99]

Shipping cost me like 40 bucks 😭 worth it tho

[@TheMrSark]

The schlanket ordeal is mind-blowing. Inschane, even.

[@cromdochase]

erm...

[@MemeL0rd13]

What the schigma

[@40mmea]

Hey sark 👋

[@Aglockinasock]

Get a load of this guy

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Everything Schlussy does is inschane, Mr Sark.

[@glazer123]

As an Australian, Ted please leave. For your safety and ours.

[@zzzuzaa]

HAHGAHAAHHAHS

[@angadgrewal9324]

you really value your kneecaps don’t you

[@cdba_]

im just glad he's not in my state 😭🙏

[@GlitchyTurtleYt]

"it says its the 5th of jan" lol we read it the other way

[@ravebrain]

@@angadgrewal9324 where just dont want him getting a cricket bat the world cant handle that much knee damage

[@lizaltoid]

the 10 feral cats vs one police dog question is like choosing whether you want to be put through a paper shredder or a meat grinder

[@LordLongHands]

That’s hella accurate

[@tossoutacc9241]

I’d choose the police dog because I’d die faster, cat bites are way more dangerous than dog ones infection wise

[@EhliyetCoboc]

If ure a fit 180lbs man u can win against any dog

[@kennalikespizza4515]

Okay but what if you're put through a meat grinder and just your pinky finger survives

[@furno2373]

@@EhliyetCobocSchlatt might not be fit but he’s got an extra 70 pounds. In his case he’s right about the dog.

[@hexxibojexxi]

Schlatt's had that black cat for more than a year and we STILL dont know that lil bastard's name. Whatever video he's got planned is *NOT* coming out

[@smwfairy]

i think i saw someone say the name soup somewhere so i think that’s his name

[@hexxibojexxi]

@@smwfairy Soup is Jambo's nickname, since he's orange

[@Memu_]

​@@smwfairyNo that's just what people call Schlatt's cats.

[@hexes5122]

Pretty sure his name is [REDACTED]

[@murpheyholloran1067]

Pretty sure he called him mister on snapchat but idk

[@psychoticp9147]

This is the best podcast to listen to while finding Tucker's IP address to send him love letters

[@grantmimna4866]

week/day 5 of petitioning for tucker to have a video piece in the intro ✅

[@protaco]

He was in the intro

[@grantmimna4866]

@@protaco he has that one short clip, we need a actual segment piece dedicated to him. I think he has the title of producer at this point so after they say hosted by Ted and Schlatt there should be a produced by Tucker

[@AIIy3000]

@@grantmimna4866 that would be sick!!!

[@CentrallntelligenceAgency]

Yes, king! I will touch myself inappropriately tonight.

[@firewallxx7114]

​@@grantmimna4866 Agreed

[@lonk_2762]

Best podcast to listen to while a Tornado rips up your town edit: well shit

[@WaterDrone]

nah the wrong your has to be in purpose atp 😭😭

[@lonk_2762]

@@WaterDrone I made the Tornado

[@Struzzzmann]

Where’s the nado? Three just came through Huntsville, AL last night😂

[@famforeveryt]

just wait until the tornado gets sharks

[@dracodistortion9447]

your*

[@superevilvillain]

Classic episode of the podcast, even 24 years later I still come back to this

[@Not_Mii_Uus]

24 years ago come Schleptember never forget

[@CallumsArmy]

reminds me of that one back to the future scene

[@__Yikes]

Time stamps: 0:00 1:03:48

[@plubus7148]

thanks man

[@samuelkitching5880]

Much appreciated bro, fuck you

[@Ben-cu7sr]

thanks bro couldn't stand that first part

[@mmall4200]

Clutch

[@beansontoast5996]

Absolute legend

[@furno2373]

Ted is underestimating how hard it is to grab 1 cat.

[@Poifoprill]

Ted needs to try to give one cat a bath and see what he thinks about the 10 cats after

[@ibperson]

1:03 I love Ted not realizing their dates are backwards

[@zee_fish_]

our dates actually make way more sense. It goes smallest to largest, exactly how it should be.

[@aurelien5747]

To be fair to Ted, he looks absolutely out of it rn

[@yungtiddy6439]

@@gravelordnito3670but the other way makes sense too, basically saying its the 1st of may, 2024 but i completely agree its odd for americans

[@olivershoreland787]

@@gravelordnito3670as Americans say it. Countries that use DD/MM/YYYY say 6th of May, 2024

[@WaxNumen]

@@zee_fish_ Bro tells time like MM:HH 💀

[@ProudlyAKilljoy]

I don’t think Ted knows how much damage one cat can do when it’s actively attacking you, not just scratching at you

[@elisedobs]

this episode reminded me of how my brain works. 5 different topics going on at the same time, randomly being brought up in the middle of a conversation.

[@Helsinki40268]

I truly feel like Ted with his unbridled ADHD. Watching chuckle sandwich feels like a conversation with the three brain cells I have!

[@secretlyconfused]

30:14 "I'll take you 😃" TUCKER LMAO 😭

[@sugatraa]

ted hasn't spent enough time w his cats to know what 10 feral ones will do 😭

[@frenchvanillacafe4842]

For real, I've been attacked by one cat at a time 10 would absolutely murder me

[@sigma9-11]

as a kid my family catsat this absolutely crazy cat called carwash and he was skittish as hell i walked past the little shit to fast and he fucked me up bro his claws were completely in my back and i had to wait for him to just stop

[@Labrador78]

You guys don’t seem to understand that having shredded skin is a minor inconvenience compared to having your entire ankle missing

[@bruhmoment6408]

You don't seem to understand how dangerous 10 batshit crazy can be

[@sev4405]

​@Labrador78 Cat bites are still pretty strong if they're trying to hurt you. And with 10 of them, it won't be just skin that they're shredding.

[@Ghouliano]

Office sirens are just super hot girls cosplaying as Bayonetta at work lol 7:03

[@shupliance]

i think schlatt COULD be right. against a german shepherd, it's more likely to do considerable damage if not lethal damage if it DOES get you, but if you're familiar with dogs and have size 13 steel toed boots on, yeah, you could probably put ot down with 1-3 perfectly placed kicks, not that i think schlatt could do such a thing. cats, though, less likely to do immediate lethal damage, more likely to give you diseases/infect your wounds, potentially bringing you down long after you deal with them. realistically, you get one or two of the cats and the rest run away. in the scenario where they will not stop until you are dead, you might have a bigger problem than with the dog if you don't have a weapon

[@Beans-nh6ro]

I'm imagining this in a death match scenerio where they have to fight to the death. I don't think the infection should be part of it since the rabid dog could also give rabies.

[@RethSose1]

All of this is assuming the dog is running at him from a distance, no way the dog is gonna be running fast enough for the kick to work.

[@RethSose1]

But who knows, schlagg did surprise us all with something similar in 99’

[@oodlemynoodle3753]

​@@Beans-nh6rowasn't it a police dog though? So the german shepard wouldn't be rabid

[@Beans-nh6ro]

@@oodlemynoodle3753 1:02:23 Ted said rabid dog here so I assumed it has rabies, idk.

[@isabellagrace7914]

Ted’s getting taken down by 10 stray cats

[@B0xyc4t1y]

Listening to gayschlatts calming voice soothes me

[@claireschelling3406]

As someone who grew up with a German Shepard and has owned several cats, Schlatt is right

[@MinerDiner]

Ted sounds dumber and dumber every time he does those hand movements and mouth sounds. Schlatt may only have 1 somewhat decent argument, but Ted literally has 0 arguments for the cats

[@lilbambeanie]

The sheer horror on tuckers face at 59:53 killed me. 🤣Had the disassociated thousand yard stare.

[@yourenotmycat]

schlatts room is so schlattcore

[@ThePraetoriarch]

I’ve seen a golden retriever take a direct kick to the head and come back even madder. Ain’t no way “Schlatt” is killing it with one kick.

[@DaveSmith-pc4ul]

Lmao fr and people are acting like cats would somehow cause lethal damage. Like maybe if I took 30 aspirin tablets and tied myself down ten cats would kill me but otherwise I’m fine.

[@carsoncomplains]

33:56 I continue to find out that Tucker and I have the same special interest in planes (continued from the last podcast where he asked Ted if his trip on a double-decker aircraft was a B-747 or A380)

[@psychoticp9147]

✨🥪Chucklecore 🥪✨

[@noorsameh9506]

✨🥪Chucklecore🥪✨

[@neify-nef]

​✨️🥪Chuckelcore🥪✨️

[@Kingbimmy]

✨🥪Chucklecore🥪✨

[@TheRadioKid_tt]

ted i promise you this would never have fucking happened if you didnt say anything about it 😭😭 LOOK WHAT YOU DIDDDD

[@The3gg]

This episode has such a good energy I can't describe it. They all feel like they're just hanging out like they're not trying to put on a show. Loved it boys

[@secretlyconfused]

Schlatt don't worry cats can to live up to 20 years, and also stray/feral cats tend to live only 2-3 years because of outside factors likes cars or viruses, SO catcore should be fine he shouldnt diecore sooncore

[@sheeple8594]

Ted is a naive little boy. The 10 feral cats win 100% of the time

[@frenchvanillacafe4842]

With out a doubt the cats win

[@dollarindimes]

don’t even need ten cats to kill you

[@Sneekyhippo8]

Im so glad I’m not insane Im taking the German shepherd every time🤷‍♂️

[@NikkiAllen-n6n]

TUCKER GOT HIS BIT IN THE INTRO!!!!🎊🎊🎊

[@Memu_]

It's not enough

[@alechope2155]

Here is a simple thing to consider, that I think everyone is forgetting even on the Reddit. 10 is more than 1, you may be thinking, well of course! Let me explain more. With the dog, you are focused on 1 enemy, you can anticipate his movements and react accordingly, you have the chance to dodge or strike first etc. With the cats, you cannot focus on everything at once, half of them or even 2/3rds of them are not in your vision and will attack you from places you cannot see, when you go to kill the one that did, the rest will attack you. The strength of the animal doesn’t matter when that happens, pick the dog.

[@maddiedoes3571]

30:00 if you want content AND a road trip, I recommend going to Balmorhea, TX. There's a state park out there. It's the middle of nowhere, absolutely nothing to see or do other than a deep, cold oasis full of fish and scuba divers. There's also an observatory over there. Since it's a dark sky community, there's no light pollution, and the sky at night is gorgeous. The main thing keeping me from going back is how far away it is, but if you stay in El Paso, it's only about two hours out.

[@kel4023]

41:00 i agree with tucker. underwater is worse than space, cause in space you would die instantly but underwater you have multiple atmospheres of pressure weighing down on you and it would be slow and painful

[@TheKomradeYT]

Loved the bit at 1:03:48 !!

[@Aglockinasock]

Got me there!

[@Blobby1Fishy]

30:10 Shlatt: I can't say I've been on a really long road trip. Tucker: I'll take you. 😂 He was quick with it too.

[@ved95]

Ted's looking extra pasty today. Likely due to the life-force Schlatt drains from him every recording.

[@snowylyssa]

i would 100% buy tucker merch

[@darkunicornblood5140]

Ted “you gotta pull these things up, you can’t just say Pby Catalina and expect us to know what you’re talking about” meanwhile, Ted “core core, Google core, cat core, fuzzy core, liminal core……..” while Tucker furiously tries to figure out what he’s talking about

[@CrispyIsDispy]

Oh thank the heavens for this episode, I was reaching the worst part of my Chuckle withdrawal, although I'm not addicted, just dedicated.

[@morgansnider9363]

ive got some bad news

[@mrpeanut3333]

Ted looks like he's on the verge of tears throughout this entire episode.

[@EGsirjustin]

Bro I’m not tryna get bricked while watching chuckle sandwich

[@matthewhosier5084]

I feel so called out. I was about to tell people to never use chuckle core just to spite ted and he immediately predicted it 💀

[@anselcate]

These guys learning what AFL is makes my day as an Aussie

[@affectedpoet9762]

Day 838373737373727 of trying to get Tucker in the intro.

[@theomik]

Actually I don’t think that’s actually possible as chuckle sandwich has only actually been actually 1195 days since chuckle first sandwiched so I just want to make sure you’re actually aware of your inaccuracy. 8383737373737373727 days is completely ridiculous and I actually can’t believe you think that chuckle sandwich would go on for 8383737373737373727 days. Embarassing.

[@Chinesetakeout382]

@@theomiknope, chicken sandwich has been going on forever. They just took a huge gap after the first episode, which was lost to time since it was before the invention of any audio recording technology,

[@affectedpoet9762]

@@theomik its a joke

[@bybeezguepe6557]

I'm not Chuckle-core, I'm a true chucklecel, chuckle-maxxing everyday

[@revel365up]

YAYYYYY NEW CHUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was rewatching old ones and now there is more this is what i live forrrrr

[@isabella-wt4cx]

love to support a small creator! keep it up guys

[@LawsonBourke]

I love all the Australia references we’ve been getting and I keep out-loud agreeing with all the stuff Ted and shlatt are saying

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while relenting yourself to the voices!

[@debburollish6387]

I long for and appreciate Tuckers more extensive involvement in terms of audiology.

[@thegneebler]

one of the only uploads i have caught bc yall usually do it while im still in class

[@aurorasky278]

best podcast to watch while in my office

[@SteelShruggs]

Super pretty.

[@R0ZEStv]

We really need Chuckle merch again.

[@theomelon1818]

Justification (also called epistemic justification) is the property of belief that qualifies it as knowledge rather than mere opinion. Epistemology is the study of reasons that someone holds a rationally admissible belief (although the term is also sometimes applied to other propositional attitudes such as doubt). Epistemologists are concerned with various epistemic features of belief, which include the ideas of warrant (a proper justification for holding a belief), knowledge, rationality, and probability, among others. Debates surrounding epistemic justification often involve the structure of justification, including whether there are foundational justified beliefs or whether mere coherence is sufficient for a system of beliefs to qualify as justified. Another major subject of debate is the sources of justification, which might include perceptual experience (the evidence of the senses), reason, and authoritative testimony, among others.

[@sxmplxfy]

This is the perfect podcast to place well-timed kicks to

[@cruze_the]

tucker has been promoted to podcast member

[@sloppy8149]

as someone who was attacked by a big ass american bulldog when i was younger and only survived the attack because i managed to kick it in the face, i can tell you with certainty, that it did NOT kill the dog. in fact, im pretty sure that it could have immediately continued attacking, but chose to run away instead

[@mikejr7727]

Having the Schlatt cup is great, struggling to clean the "milk" out.

[@nopenope-ds5rf]

i was recommended an office siren playlist (for some reason)and now they are talking about it on the pod so for once i am in tune with something.

[@tolstoi8.35]

The title got me flabbergasted

[@starbornphoenix8684]

The perfect podcast to synthesize nitroglycerin to.

[@bonnibelio_]

this is my favourite podcast to listen to 5 days into the future

[@meowmeow7314]

This podcast is so chucklecore

[@BeanutPutter01]

Best podcast to listen too while browsing Indeed in front of your supervisor.

[@Mina_cx]

I don’t think Schlatt realizes how fast the dog would be running at you, I’m sure your knee would give out on impact. Your leg would crumble before it would have anytime to stop the dog.

[@zachestine]

i dont think ted realizes how sharp cat claws are and how much damage feral cats do when ur trying to BREAK up a fight. literally will peel his skin

[@DaveSmith-pc4ul]

@@zachestinethey aren’t machetes 😂

[@zachestine]

@@DaveSmith-pc4ul did i say they were? you know even though a blade is small it will still cut you right?

[@Victoriiaaaa]

binging all of these podcasts videos for the first time and I am obsessed

[@purplvurpl0295]

this may be sacreligious to say but I like this podcast 1000x better with just schlatt, tucker, and tom. charlie was fun but I think the three amigos we have now work really great together

[@duck-ew5zs]

Tom is like Ted's name if he had a cooler hair

[@agentjf36]

Schlatt hasn’t taken into account one well timed SWEEPING KICK to annihilate like all of the cats

[@Flec_the_car]

They could be coming at u from all around u and above u tho

[@Italiansausage-h5u]

The cats would come flying at me and I'd dodge them and then attack, it's like a turn based rpg and I'd win

[@Flec_the_car]

You would not be able to dodge them trust me

[@JohnSmith-oz5vi]

This is my first youtube comment. I just had to agree with schlung on the dog vs cats question. The correct answer is so obviously the dog. Let’s be real, I’m losing either way but there’s no way I’m willingly going out from ten cats, each with 20 little slicers that would be digging into me from every possible angle. You could get lucky vs one dog but luck leaves the equation when you’re dealing with ten individual beasts.

[@yourenotmycat]

favorite puppy core

[@alycooper98]

Schlatticus having a fake window just for his cats is the best thing ever

[@buzzbuzz095]

I dont think ted could beat 5 cats let alone 10

[@GabrielScoville-v9k]

most favorite puppy core

[@themrporkchop3819]

This is the best podcast to steal teds fashion ideas to

[@Memu_]

Don't do it

[@pgguknown9855]

Just 0:35 seconds and Mr Blue manifested inside slat

[@jessirvx]

gabriette in the thumbnail is my multiverse of madness….?!?!?!?!?!

[@Memu_]

Who

[@dishoarder]

such a random crossover 😭😭😭

[@txgan]

same 😭😭

[@shrekthe34th]

I was losing my mind lmao

[@frankcegs]

10:08 one day we are gonna see schlatt do the Japan podcast circuit and it’s gonna be beautiful

[@bastiansoto5222]

koalas no joke have smooth brains

[@Psychogenic-schizophrenic]

Just like you😁😁😁

[@danya7686]

36:55 As a Russian, I confirm it's just how it is. No need for your wet dreams, Ted. (Especially the Ruble part lol)

[@zachsad]

Schlatt's opinion on the 1 German Shepherd vs 10 feral cats argument has triggered me once again

[@Guyinatrenchcoatandhat]

0:57 bro is hella high

[@quitefern]

SCHLATT IS WRONG!!!!!!! That dog is like a heat-seeking missile. Even if Schlatt could land a hit, his bones would SHATTER INTO DUST from the recoil from hitting that freight train of a dog.

[@MaxHansen23]

As an Australian and a diehard australian football fan 22:02-27:12 made my life

[@Theorigamidude]

JUSTICE FOR DANNO (not attacking schlatt)

[@sweebo3465]

i missed rawdog podcasts sm, i love the speakpipe and riddles and whatever but sometimes this is all u need

[@0tt3rn1x]

this certainly chuckled my sandwich

[@jackalope_butchery]

Tucker is the ultimate baby reindeer.

[@demekagamine]

Deathcore taking stray shots out here for no reason lmao

[@fromthesqurce]

21:01 respectfully, no you haven’t Ted 😭😭

[@Canofstuff]

#letdannoin

[@yeahbud6549]

Tucker and Ted’s Friendship is so wholesome

[@pizzanado]

2 views in 8 seconds, fell off

[@affectedpoet9762]

Nah

[@UrLittleFuzzBoll]

2 replies in 5 min @pizzanado1896 fallin off

[@seancrosby6837]

Shut up

[@SeanPage-m3q]

Jschlatt fans after seeing the same joke for the hundreth time: 😂🤣😅😂😂🤣🤣😂😍 Despite not realising that theyre just repeating other peoples jokes but louder. Heavy on the 911 and 1999 jokes. Those were funny in 2020 these gotta stop bro 🥲

[@OFFLINE_fan33]

@@SeanPage-m3qonly sane shlinkle fan😭

[@krishabhsbhisibsinso599]

did anyone notice the end of the description always has schlatt's name is always something new in each episode

[@caris_matlc]

choked on my beverage listening to ted’s aussie accent, glad you’ve had a good time here man

[@Memelord9001]

My great grandfather had a plane and it was one of the coolest things

[@heatherj2380]

My uncle and great uncle do maintenance on their own busy planes (in northern Canada) and at least here you’re allowed to do maintenance on your own plane. You have to have certification and generally you have to take courses about aircraft maintenance and get an AME license, but there’s also “owner maintenance” where specific maintenance tasks are allowed on general planes. My uncles have their AME licenses and are also all welders/mechanics so they’re generally pretty confident, not sure if I would get in their planes tho personally. Anyway, if it’s similar in the states it’s totally possible to own and maintain your own plane, but getting the license can take like a year or two

[@Meliel8268]

i didn’t even realize this was just posted literally right now i just saw it on my recommend page

[@darkunicornblood5140]

Lmfaoooo Ted’s description of a relationship with cats being abusive is so hilarious. As someone with cats who can be little assholes sometimes (I do love the little shits) I can’t completely disagree 😅😂 Edit adding timestamp 43:32

[@ally_chat]

20:36 This reminds me of something I saw from Reddit (watched one of those minecraft parkour reddit stories) where a woman was convinced that her husband cheated on her because she contracted it and he also tested positive, but he completely denied it had no idea what she was talking abouit, but they stayed together and went to couples therapy. Then a couple years later she found out that koalas can give it to you just through contact and it dawned on her that during the massive wildfires in Australia _they both rescued koalas_ and then she told him and it was just a mutual _"Ohhhhhh..."_ moment.