We Attempted to Fix Our Viewers Relationship Problems | Chuckle Sandwich

[@AaronHatcher]

I'm sorry but its so fucking funny that Jambo is looking out a fake window like it's a real window hahaha

[@A_Toaster]

He jus like me fr

[@gray9606]

He’s so orange

[@nevaeh9125]

​@@gray9606Orange pilled

[@GangGang1]

Why are you sorry?

[@Dan-sb2fb]

it's not his turn to use the braincell yet

[@ronanmchugh2253]

Tucker took far too long to appear this episode. When they started referring to him in the 3rd person about his lighting setup, my fears were reinforced. A Tucker-less episode. Playing exactly into what the Tucker haters want. But then, his beautiful head emerged, with that dang dazzling smile. All is right in the universe.

[@lovrboi]

you couldn’t have expressed my mutual feelings better. was truly terrifying

[@audreyk.7227]

you should write tucker fanfiction!

[@ZykonIGuess]

​@@audreyk.7227Tucker x Reader divorce roleplay

[@uhoh6166]

amen

[@Gravira_]

​@@audreyk.7227 you call it fiction I call it a dream 🥰

[@HydroniteTB]

Why do I see a talking kangaroo in the screen where’s Schlatt

[@BallistiClicker]

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[@BallistiClicker]

*comment engement*

[@AndrewCunninghamFan]

Jschlatt got arrested for his crimes in '99 and got replaced by a kangaroo in the meantime while he goes through court

[@cheeseier]

It's insane how they time the music intro and the jokes so well its almost like the intro is edited in afterwards

[@Guyinatrenchcoatandhat]

Naah it just knows when to que itself

[@seethingg]

no the intro is sentient

[@Oreckful]

Kinda like how it seems like "Jared" is still with us

[@Sillylilli]

I wonder what they do while the intro plays

[@emcclena]

I’ve never related to someone more when Schlatt’s answer was “drop his ass” for every one

[@gunkmaster8075]

8/10, needs more Tucker

[@demetriam2408]

You'd have to pay for that

[@Burning_Boxx]

7.5 / 10 too much water

[@gunkmaster8075]

@@Burning_Boxx this guy oras

[@dollarindimes]

i have to agree

[@VO1_BOBA]

Thanks guys for playing my speakpipe! (It's me, Vova!!!) Thank you so much Ted for appreciating my accent. And also thank you for your advice guys. Shlatt is my favourite puppy for his advices this episode :)

[@nate.m4916]

you really should just tell her that it upsets you when she's mean about your art, if she's a real one she will listen to you and show you more support

[@supervialentrandomaudio1007]

Hi vulva

[@VO1_BOBA]

@@supervialentrandomaudio1007 what the hell man

[@sears2830]

i need to say i love who you are as a person. as for the autism, I have it. chances of your girlfriend having it, not unlikely. stay strong king

[@VO1_BOBA]

@@sears2830 I didn't express myself properly I think. First of all it was a bit :), but I was refering to her straightforwardness and trouble with reading the room, she keeps saying that she's somewhere on the spectrum. Thanks for kind words

[@MeadEnjoyer]

my favorite three podcasters: Schlatt, Tucker, and the comically large lego minifigure near Tucker

[@rookie2253]

how is it a minifigure when its comically large

[@bwhitta]

​@@rookie2253macrofigure

[@bwhitta]

wait "megafigure" is right there that's a way better joke

[@bloomingdasies]

Schlatt melting immediately once he has Jambo in his arms is truly the most endearing thing to watch, he’s such a good cat dad aww

[@sethmorvant6627]

"Laundry" and "Moon Dog" have almost the same energy as "Favorite Puppy"

[@aniyilator]

Nah favorite puppy still clears

[@micahrobbins8353]

The father, son, and holy sprite line was probably the greatest quip on the podcast since Charlie got atomized

[@toddyerdon8859]

Sprite lmao

[@jnicole510]

ATOMIZED 💀 but absolutely

[@irelandtkacz2957]

@@jnicole510 W pfp

[@jnicole510]

@@irelandtkacz2957 💪💪

[@brendansoucy2220]

Schlalcoholic saying "Your hot pocket's done" at 57:45 as I am sitting here watching this episode with a fresh hot pocket is terrifying

[@august_.]

Put tucker in the intro segment. And stop the tucker disrespect. Or I'll stop paying my increased patreon rates.

[@LunaAndra]

Watching Ted get progressively more exhausted as the episode goes on reminds me of the time my therapist fought to keep his eyes open during our session

[@taetaerinn_]

Jambo gave the best advice, he's truly an expert in relationships!!!

[@V_y-r_e]

The trick with sleep is to not make it your goal to sleep. The more you think about trying to sleep, the more alert you become. As such, your goal should instead be to relax, or to get into a relaxed state. Sleep more easily comes when you’re in a relaxed stage. Hope this helps someone. Also I can’t sleep.

[@adamward3603]

drinking vodka while watching this and driving. good episode boys

[@adeeforpresident]

hello, i am the brother of Adam ward, He shortly passed in an unexpected car accident after writing this comment. He was a great brother.

[@Bizixi]

@@adeeforpresidentrip Adam… 😔

[@SWEditing]

@@adeeforpresidentu wanna bring more drinks back to the function

[@artyantics1816]

@@adeeforpresidentGod really does take the best ones. So sorry for your loss x

[@altcut02]

@@SWEditing hes dead dude have some respect

[@mangoonie]

I really liked it when the Sandwich chuckled

[@charliegreco616]

I prefer when the chuckle sandwiched

[@duck-ew5zs]

Vova is so fucking funny, he's like a European Borat

[@VO1_BOBA]

thank you!

[@Pokums]

​Сил тебе с девушкой аутистом xd

[@JazzyPuppyB]

"KILL him" was crazy relationship advice lmaoo

[@FreakyCherubim]

Schlatt geeking over his light setup / set needs to happen more

[@psychoticp9147]

This is the best podcast to listen to while breaking into Schlatt's house through the fake window

[@a_chill_dude.]

How can one learn this power ?

[@F4wnprincess]

How did you get past bodyguard Jambo

[@cactussmd3267]

Wow. Hearing my little cherub Tucker saying my name was a dream come true. Thanks for the help with my alcoholism!

[@ItsDesca]

Okay I have to know, was that a bit or were you serious? No judgement lmao they went pretty hard on ya

[@dallinstoddard7445]

Please tell me I'm not the only one that got a warm and fuzzy feeling when schlatt said " what are we doing today? You little turbocharged V4" 14:23

[@xditzee1299]

Thought the same thing. Ted must be a motorcycle 😂

[@demonicrgc]

read this right as he said that lol

[@kettle_wooma]

Oh goodness im only at 7:02 and i cant wait for that. Just shaking in my chair uncontrollably in anticipation. (I hated typing this)

[@emily-tg8wk]

no i get it

[@superevilvillain]

Even after visiting Australia Ted still can’t tell the difference between a British and an Aussie accent

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to before the divorce proceedings!

[@CheeseBrie]

are you single yet 🥵

[@johnlime1469]

​@@CheeseBrieOh my god.

[@BeccahHowell143]

@@CheeseBrieOPALLL

[@thomasneal9628]

Missed the opportunity to have the silver ribbon say "IN CHUCKLE WE CRUST"

[@amonde8572]

ted’s adhd in this one is hella relatable and fucking hilarious the longer the pod continues

[@OncleClara]

I’m just watching now and have gotten to an hour in and Ted has absolutely lost it. Not even making sense at points lmao

[@lazyjane1977]

I'm sure I remember hearing Jared Schitt call his cat Guillermo at some point.

[@beegborg3303]

Ted was more coherent in yhe drinking episodes, respectfully lol

[@ved95]

I didn't really wanna see a Chuckle Sandwich episode today

[@Thatthy141]

Why. Our lord and savior Tucker gifted this to us. You should be grateful

[@aniyilator]

Kwuaagh-PUUU, I spit on you

[@ermwhatareyoudoinghere]

But you, in fact, did.

[@venomfall]

As someone in film school, specifically concentrating in cinematography, the boys talking about their lighting setups in depth was not on my bingo card

[@rmaxgaming3332]

Where’s the full intro song TED PROMISED!!

[@krisswilley286]

Love the awards in this video lmao! "The Chuckle Triangle shall now decide your fate. You shall hence forth be stripped of your Charub Crest Silver Ribbon!"

[@jamjon6616]

Do you think Jambo will have a Truman Show moment when he figures out the window is fake

[@speedyreto0077]

guys...... I think Schlatt might actually be an alcoholic... he keeps denying the accusations but hes just asking for help.... he needs our help guys

[@twofrenchrobots]

guys..... I think Schlatt might actually be an alcoholic... he keeps denying the accusations but hes just asking for help.... he needs our help guys

[@shrimpsgames]

👉👈 ahh meassage

[@Sietched]

guys…… l think Schlatt might actually be an alcoholic… he keeps denying the accusations but hes just asking for help…. he needs our help guys

[@aniyilator]

Who's gonna drive Schlatt home 🥺🥺🥺

[@nrb9020]

No Rap Snacks this episode. 2/10

[@markereyes]

This episode was brimming with chuckles, it was absolutely peak chucklecore

[@warmbread16]

They need to add Tucker in the intro

[@Eruditica]

Praise tucker almighty

[@bipbipboopboop]

This time we got zombie Ted and lipstick Schlatt

[@quinness.]

Teds so tired he spelt out Ralph R A L F

[@GSTFCE]

Dawg he was so plastered this episode fr

[@KermitDominicano]

Yo the rock version of the intro music was cool 14:35

[@Banana-ho6de]

Schlatts lying he is a kangaroo

[@chromebull884]

SLEEP DEPRIVED REFERENCE IN A CHUCKLE SANDWICH VIDEO?! 😱😱😱

[@tylerramirez5796]

Chuckle sandwich never fails to make me contemplate my life

[@Snigglesiscool]

thank u tucker for actually giving a serious response to the alcoholic whos about to give up somebody who loves him because of his drinking. instead of turning it into a joke

[@GabeHerdter-kr7se]

Cat Perch is favorite puppy

[@Theorpo]

The Heavy Rock cover of the theme is so good

[@ryanpatterson5084]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst breaking out of a throuple!

[@MsCheeseyfilms]

Me loving the mob of the dead reference and understanding it immediately and then Ted being like “no one knows wtf you’re talking about Schlatt”

[@duacki]

best intro to date. 10/10 would chuckle again.

[@sambru505]

fun fact: my family and i adopted a pair of bonded kittens, a boy and a girl that were about 2 months old (from texas too!) they were rescued and not neutered/spayed and it took a really fucking long time to get them an appointment as new “patients” with the vets office. sooo the cats banged and the girl got pregnant, literally the cat equivalent of a teen mom. we were horrified but she’s very healthy and gave birth to five healthy kittens. we tried to get all of them adopted but we also got really attached to one kitten and ended up keeping the little guy. the father cat got neutered while the mom was pregnant, but we were going to have to wait for the mom cat to stop nursing the kittens for her to get spayed (when the kittens are about 2 months old) basically our vets office at the time sucked and we still couldn’t get the mom cat spayed for a while. the kittens were getting bigger and of course, with our luck, the one kitten that didn’t get adopted that we ended up keeping was a male. we were so terrified of the son getting the mom pregnant again while she went into heat, so we bought cat diapers on amazon and put them on the boy. it worked !! no more incest kittens! i would have never put my kitten in a diaper otherwise but it was the best way to make sure they didn’t breed again. so i totally understand tucker being uncomfortable by pets in diapers, but i wanted to share some perspective as to why it was necessary in my situation!!

[@MexicanAndaJew]

Great podcast to listen to while I listen to podcasts

[@nopenope-ds5rf]

0:46 Thank you for the asmr schlatt i am deeply unsettled

[@Kaelicles]

What I've been asking for is pretty different from relationship advice, it's seeing Its_Jawsh be a guest on the podcast!

[@bruhstasa6784]

Year of the jawsh

[@avathewise7622]

RELEASE THE CHUCKLE SANDWICH ROCK INTRO HELLO??!!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!

[@Urayuss]

4:38 when schlatt said "hyooge lantern. That's what I'm about now, that's what I'm about. " i really felt that

[@OtherMomo]

Best way I find to deal with jet lag is, when it comes close to what you want to be bedtime; skip dinner or eat very light, go and stay in bed whether or not you actually sleep, then eat a good-like a GOOD good breakfast around the time you wanna wake up. That meal will fuel you thru the next day and it will normalize your brain's internal clock

[@BoneslyGaming]

Life hack to naps: develop a chronic illness. Turned me from a no naps person to a sleep anywhere including in the middle of the conversation person. I could sleep during a cat 5 hurricane.

[@Shinora_does_things]

Ted looks so handsome this episode and Schlatt looks... well.. He looks like Schlatt

[@MrSaucer7606]

This episode is a solid 1/10 thanks so much it was exactly what i needed!

[@lospereye]

Aw bummer I meant to send one in but missed it. Oh well, the threat I needed to relay to Ted can wait until the day when I’m a guest on this illustrious podcast someday

[@MrCodename]

I did not expect Ted and Schlatt to be talking about gay cat sex when I clicked on this video

[@prons_gaming5083]

1:10:08 i love when Tucker gets sassy with Ted

[@meeppeep3232]

That ramp callback absolutely destroyed me

[@caty4917]

as someone who lived in 29 palms for years, ted and tucker’s description was so perfectly accurate

[@nate.m4916]

tucker saying jfk so earnestly at the end there was the funniest part of the video

[@MrRickulus]

To answer the "opposite of discount" question, when I was in car sales, we'd say we added a "markup" or "premium" if we were selling over list. For example, the $10k+ "scarcity premium" that Kia dealers were charging for Tellurides when they first went on sale

[@DougZeiser]

21:53 Am I crazy, or did Schlatt use his blinding flash on himself lol

[@dallinstoddard7445]

I cannot handle the part when Ted says " Little sock on the door handle"

[@Mestizomad]

Tucker needs his intro

[@sahlikh1829]

I'm sorry but its so fucking funny that Schlatt keep saying that the window is fake like ur embarissing yourself in front of jambo hahaha

[@BurningSkyy]

We all know his real name is Jambo Schlatt and the cat is Johnathan

[@clara.is.a.doofus]

Schlatt is giving empowered, hardened by the dating world woman this episode

[@derforce5]

Holy shit, schlatt making his cat look out a fake window is so funny.

[@bwoods311]

The gold star and silver ribbon killed me 😂 ETA: and the bronze little chuckle lmao ETA2: and Ted saying “encapsulated” when he meant “captivated”

[@Jax_isaViewer]

Ted being teen-girl-over-Justin-Bieber-level obsessed with Vova’s voice for a full 10 minutes is so fucking funny and caught me more and more off guard the longer it went on 😭

[@amonde8572]

6:37 tucker speaks truth!!! blue light fucks with ur circadian rhythm

[@reesebuholtz5114]

The hype music being an electric rendition of the chuckle intro is 🤌🏼

[@renaissanceman3672]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while building ikea furniture

[@itsjumpz7738]

We need a “Tuckers gonna get a kick out of this/love this” counter on each episode

[@mxknifefight]

53:00 i want to, like, make anthropology content about the philosophical concept of sincere parasociality one day; both academically, through various art forms, but also as messy drama tea as much as tucker does lol. if tucker’s ever interested in longer scripted voicemails abt this then pls let me know lmao. i could write out ten worthwhile prompts of chuckle sammy episodes off of that one concept alone for y’all 🤍🍃🦷

[@mxknifefight]

my advice to all ppl have become too parasocial with schlatt is to watch cj the x videos and treat them like self help books lol

[@therealdusksun9202]

1:03:27 my big guy 1:04:58 autism

[@maddyelizabeth9062]

10:59 if i had to pay for tucker….im gonna go grab my wallet…..i need tucker in my chuckle episodes

[@RacoonEggMcoc]

Ted running outside after his dog yelling GAS GAS GAS

[@firstGrunt]

1:04:11 "Ed" *the viewers will remember this*

[@cloudneverclear]

37:01 IS THAT AN "ANYONE ELSE BUT ME" a movie by joel haver, released on youtube REFERENCE

[@wfwlan7654]

28:58 the blank stare had me laughing out loud 😆

[@homiebreadpill]

Vova's submission was INSANE holy shit

[@VO1_BOBA]

I'll take that as a compliment, thanks ❤

[@Mea-g7n]

50:52 “I started drinking at 16” Australians who were drinking at the ripe age of 10 😅

[@damaan1243]

Hello Mr. Nivison, when will we see Jawsh on the pod, I cannot wait any longer.

[@bobbobs8690]

The beginning when Schlatt was talking about the heating pad for Jambo, was this clip posted somewhere beforehand because I swear I saw it a couple days ago.

[@gregthompson5580]

The opposite of a discount is a premium Probably the only thing I learned from 5+ years spent getting a bachelor's and master's in accounting

[@amandawillard-s9s]

3:20 schlatt may have better lighting but at least teds camera is more clear😌👌

[@paulapenoREAL]

Great timing, i just landed from Korea, scarfing down some Tteok-bokki.

[@lostghost7915]

Where's the TUCKER INTRO???

[@Biscut_87]

57:38 Schlat with the zinger

[@kijilee]

Oh man, if you hate the name laundry for the cat, my friends roommate named her dog abcde (pronounced absidy)

[@ALTXRNAT3]

the shane gillis reference at 15:10 was flawless

[@Choosiest]

THE HYPE CHUCKLE SANDWICH TUNE WAS AMAZING