Post Nut Clarity is Rough

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Kwite

Kwite

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@ramthewammer5312
@ramthewammer5312 5 ай бұрын
"Your honor, what my client did in the hospital is clearly an evangelion reference."
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@maxharper3737
@maxharper3737 5 ай бұрын
😂
@JuarezCall
@JuarezCall 5 ай бұрын
Bro my friend is watching eva rn and another friend asked him about that scene when the first friend was trying to show us the end of humanity
@asierx7047
@asierx7047 5 ай бұрын
Shinji cranked that soulja boy a bit too hard
@GoNo0513
@GoNo0513 5 ай бұрын
I watched EoE 5 minutes ago/srs
@WubuForjis
@WubuForjis 5 ай бұрын
"This shit is disgusting" *i n t h e m o s t l i t e r a l s e n s e* EDIT: You are very brave when you're joking about something *NOT TRUE*
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@HopeIsADrug11037
@HopeIsADrug11037 5 ай бұрын
😨😨
@aqua4089
@aqua4089 5 ай бұрын
@@p-__Oddly fitting, spambot
@cherenkov_blue
@cherenkov_blue 5 ай бұрын
Oh. _Oh no._ Honestly though, respect for admitting that. I would not be that brave.
@daviio
@daviio 5 ай бұрын
self report
@declanhandley-byrne4335
@declanhandley-byrne4335 5 ай бұрын
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strenght and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@sweetrollpapa
@sweetrollpapa 5 ай бұрын
I know what you are
@taquitothegecko8709
@taquitothegecko8709 5 ай бұрын
@declanhandley-byrne4335 Are you a fucking adeptus mechanicus?????
@flame9486
@flame9486 5 ай бұрын
pfp checks out
@ter2364
@ter2364 5 ай бұрын
do NOT or you may end up like AM! everything being based around the human experience, but not being one yourself and becoming highly angry and disturbed as a result
@MrRobot-jb5tI
@MrRobot-jb5tI 5 ай бұрын
Post-nut clarity is nothing more than that moment when you realize even your deepest thoughts and realizations are truly meaningless.
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@HectoGames
@HectoGames 5 ай бұрын
@@p-__video or it didnt happen
@jollyimposter
@jollyimposter 5 ай бұрын
⁠@@HectoGamesPlease don’t reply to these bots, it would be harder to get rid of them.
@anondimwit
@anondimwit 5 ай бұрын
@@jollyimposter shut up nerd
@ashelmao9578
@ashelmao9578 5 ай бұрын
​@@jollyimposterplease dont reply to the bots
@T.BG822
@T.BG822 5 ай бұрын
When KWite *_completely_* misreads 'in' as 'it' and it fundamentally alters the message so much he goes on a multi-minute tangent.
@Clownish.mp4
@Clownish.mp4 5 ай бұрын
the W in kwite it's capitalised cause he a W frfr
@T.BG822
@T.BG822 5 ай бұрын
@imlazy_lol 5:35. The guy was checking for the camera and spent two hours looking, only to find it was already pointed away from where he'd been - but Kwite's rambling and incorrect reading were that the guy had spent the time in order to turn the camera himself.
@FranXiT
@FranXiT 5 ай бұрын
​@@T.BG822 thank you, Kwite literally gaslit me into believing what he said was the actual comment 😭
@horseconfused
@horseconfused 5 ай бұрын
For those who still don't get it, “before finding it in a tree and pointing IN the opposite direction” instead of “pointing IT”
@Steve_SBU
@Steve_SBU 5 ай бұрын
7:47 I mean, chemically speaking this makes sense, dopamine is the reward center of the brain, when you nut you get a huge amount of dopamine flooding your system, if you’re ADHD the main component of that is lower than average dopamine levels, thus by nutting you essentially have given yourself a dose of theoretical adderall and can now focus, even for a fleeting moment
@CimiQ
@CimiQ 5 ай бұрын
That’s why I aks too go too the toilet before a test🤑🤑🤑
@TheJoseppii
@TheJoseppii 4 ай бұрын
Wild 💀
@algirdasltu1389
@algirdasltu1389 4 ай бұрын
But isnt it still a spike thatll quickly go back to their baseline?
@palomaelegante
@palomaelegante 4 ай бұрын
As an ADHDer, this is probably why I have an addiction to gooning
@pastelk
@pastelk 4 ай бұрын
It all makes sense now
@EyeNoDyeKnow
@EyeNoDyeKnow 5 ай бұрын
3:46 I KNOW EXACTLY WICH GAME THEORY HE NUTTED TO! It’s a really old video where matpat is talking about a raid shadow legends type game based on different mythologies, but some of the characters have very revealing character designs, sparking controversy about the designs. Then matpat explains why it’s lore accurate to the mythology.
@woolookin89
@woolookin89 5 ай бұрын
Uhm... why do you know that
@agmass
@agmass 5 ай бұрын
Please learn about digital footprint you are so done for
@g_vost
@g_vost 5 ай бұрын
damn how bout yall mind your own damn buisness
@FranXiT
@FranXiT 5 ай бұрын
I thought it was the one about how not even a loli is sexier than math 😭
@CageBlack1443
@CageBlack1443 5 ай бұрын
How and why do you know this
@SrSteve404
@SrSteve404 5 ай бұрын
2:06 I thought he said "I usually do it on dungeons and dragons" and I was in absolute shock
@VerkrKoS
@VerkrKoS 5 ай бұрын
I thought the same but I don't get it still
@snethies
@snethies 4 ай бұрын
@@VerkrKoSit means do not disturb
@VerkrKoS
@VerkrKoS 4 ай бұрын
@snethies thanks excuse my stupidedness please
@taco_captain5139
@taco_captain5139 4 ай бұрын
damn I've been in the wrong campaigns
@SnowytReal
@SnowytReal 3 ай бұрын
Lmao same
@spectscrawlz_
@spectscrawlz_ 5 ай бұрын
>watching Kwite >gets notif for new Kwite video >clicks notif >watching Kwite
@OmppuOlkku
@OmppuOlkku 5 ай бұрын
I FUCKING JUST DID THAT
@Graveyardstudioreal
@Graveyardstudioreal 5 ай бұрын
Average kwite addiction
@b0624bs
@b0624bs 5 ай бұрын
swag
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@drozolath6666
@drozolath6666 5 ай бұрын
Me too lol
@Satenthebird
@Satenthebird 5 ай бұрын
He hates the stand Sticky Fingers
@krabsolfurretisme
@krabsolfurretisme 5 ай бұрын
its a shame its cool asf
@scpblunt
@scpblunt 5 ай бұрын
was ready to comment this
@Graveyardstudioreal
@Graveyardstudioreal 5 ай бұрын
He probably calls it zipper man
@marcusxgamejolt
@marcusxgamejolt 5 ай бұрын
STICKY FINGAHHS
@imakesadstuff
@imakesadstuff 5 ай бұрын
I fw Sticky Fingers
@SMAS_YT
@SMAS_YT 5 ай бұрын
Edging rn for the full experience
@b0624bs
@b0624bs 5 ай бұрын
hell yeah
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@hxney7293
@hxney7293 5 ай бұрын
​​@@p-__My twerks are better than Kwite's twerks.
@bradeezelbub
@bradeezelbub 5 ай бұрын
@@p-__okay bro… we didn’t need that
@Nevrits
@Nevrits 5 ай бұрын
May I join you
@MoiraMcGill
@MoiraMcGill 5 ай бұрын
on the whole pharamones thing, apparently if you like someone's natural musk it means you'd have more compatible genetics
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@SodiumNitrateS
@SodiumNitrateS 5 ай бұрын
I hate that you said musk
@Incalculable_Kyle
@Incalculable_Kyle 5 ай бұрын
so I have compatible genetics with myself?
@DccToon
@DccToon 5 ай бұрын
@@SodiumNitrateS elon musk
@Totallynotredtail
@Totallynotredtail 5 ай бұрын
Luckily for me (an aroace) I get genuinely uncomfortable if I can smell anyone I happen to be in close proximity to!
@gr1m5H4d3
@gr1m5H4d3 3 ай бұрын
bro the worst thing is pre-nut clarity where you realize “damn this shit is weird af.” and you keep going.
@AngellAnjo
@AngellAnjo 5 ай бұрын
mine are usually just like "Oh man I never wanna do that again I feel disgusting" and then I do it again
@HallowIsSmol
@HallowIsSmol 5 ай бұрын
my (unfortunately) best one is “why is it always the sex mall”. i dont think i could explain this if i wanted to.
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@Mendips
@Mendips 5 ай бұрын
i have zero no
@Mendips
@Mendips 5 ай бұрын
noooooooo
@mrziiz6893
@mrziiz6893 5 ай бұрын
No need to explain, just send the art you nutted to, easy solution
@shaunyjimenez9637
@shaunyjimenez9637 5 ай бұрын
PLEASE attempt to explain
@MadAliceInWonderland
@MadAliceInWonderland 5 ай бұрын
Can confirm, someone's scent can be very comforting/alluring. But there's a bit of a bell curve because you can be too stinky of course and need a shower lol. It's not a liking bad smells thing, that's a kink in its own right that I'm not a part of. But just the scent of my fiancé makes me want to cuddle up to him.
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@mrziiz6893
@mrziiz6893 5 ай бұрын
Agreed, there’s a musk kink and then there’s appreciating the scent that your brain has connected with the love of your life!
@NUISANCE_ANIMAL
@NUISANCE_ANIMAL 5 ай бұрын
@@p-__ out of every comment this reply could have been left under
@the0neBoio
@the0neBoio 5 ай бұрын
​@@NUISANCE_ANIMAL well, this bot is under every comment, maybe there are ones where it sounds even funnier (or more disturbing)
@voidresident_m4r127
@voidresident_m4r127 3 ай бұрын
Can agree, my bf’s scent is so comforting and I often actively find where the scent is strongest and just smell. So calming
@slavicgerman5104
@slavicgerman5104 5 ай бұрын
"Yeahhhhh. There is no denying that im into that at this point"
@lunarsoul1737
@lunarsoul1737 5 ай бұрын
Unfortunately a real experience for me
@blackholetree
@blackholetree 4 ай бұрын
"Thats weird ew" "eh its not a turn off" "its alright" "goddammit"
@ConvincingPeople
@ConvincingPeople 5 ай бұрын
10:08 So here's the thing: Modern science and basic observation suggest that animals actually do enjoy sexual activities, including solo ones, ones with the same sex, and a fair number of really wild ones I'd rather not get into. It's just that humans, dolphins and bonobos seem especially self-aware about it, so it was harder to ignore than similar behaviours in, say, bats or horses or parrots.
@shadowbonbon3
@shadowbonbon3 Ай бұрын
I would like to say, parrots are known to occasionally choose to have only same sex pairs and actively refuse to mate with female parrots, (I have only seen this in males but I assume it goes both ways) so parrots are definitely able to be gay, and they absolutely enjoy it
@nunalunaberey_
@nunalunaberey_ 5 ай бұрын
7:19 This would make stand up comedy shows a very different thing and being a comedian a very different job.. oh I’m sorry, come-idian
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@jollyimposter
@jollyimposter 5 ай бұрын
God that was an awful joke-
@Flips_the_Scriptor
@Flips_the_Scriptor 5 ай бұрын
Did you just try to replicate this process?
@RIP_LUFFYF
@RIP_LUFFYF 3 ай бұрын
this joke, was fucking terrible. Never comment again, please, Mr. nunalunaberey_.
@moongirl-d9h
@moongirl-d9h 5 ай бұрын
man i have youtube videos in the background while jinking my boinker and matpat has been the unfortunate soul to fill my eardrums more than once
@moongirl-d9h
@moongirl-d9h 5 ай бұрын
this video has been added to the roster btw dont worry
@Clownish.mp4
@Clownish.mp4 5 ай бұрын
i'm tattling on you 🫵🫵
@YoungSheldon-cy2yx
@YoungSheldon-cy2yx 4 ай бұрын
@@moongirl-d9hfart on me
@palomaelegante
@palomaelegante 4 ай бұрын
bro did NOT say "jinking my boinker" 😭😭😭💀
@maazfarhantheepicgamer311
@maazfarhantheepicgamer311 3 ай бұрын
jinking my boinker is like saying willying your wonka
@wyn9693
@wyn9693 5 ай бұрын
"oh god this might be from a human trafficking ring" is almost definitely my most notable clarity moment
@Pufflord
@Pufflord 4 ай бұрын
H U H ! ?
@firstnamelastname7244
@firstnamelastname7244 4 ай бұрын
​@@PufflordI've heard that some p0rn sites like PH host content made by people who were coerced into making said content by human traffickers. It's pretty fucked and it made me swear off mainstream p0rn sites.
@marshmallow927
@marshmallow927 4 ай бұрын
I beg your finest pardon
@lunna241
@lunna241 5 ай бұрын
6:51 - actually true, the way a person smells has a pretty big impact on your attraction and compatibility. In my experience it also usually affects how things like deodorants/body washes/parfumes smell on you and if you do find someone who smells good to you, their scent can actually be really comforting. Credentials: about to celebrate a 3 year anniversary with my gf
@palmossi
@palmossi 5 ай бұрын
well are you a virgin or not?
@palmossi
@palmossi 5 ай бұрын
Also what does “credentials” mean?
@penapvp2230
@penapvp2230 4 ай бұрын
@@palmossihis qualifications. “How valid the person making the take is” in layman’s terms.
@palmossi
@palmossi 4 ай бұрын
@@penapvp2230 ohh ok ty!!!!!
@indigovae3579
@indigovae3579 5 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, in the past, I always ended with me telling myself how I'm disgusting for even participating in the activity, and what would my friends think of me if they knew what i was doing. But after i cleared that issue up by admitting to said friends about my private time (receiving positive responses from them) nowadays, it just ends with me realising how lonely i am. Like, i already know that I'm lonely, but seeing videos of people doing it with OTHER people really nails that thought down. Lmaoooo
@Pufflord
@Pufflord 4 ай бұрын
If you're young, really no need to think about it, however, even if you aren't young, it's a natural instinct and activity. There's legit no reason to feel shame or anything. And if you feel lonely, do everything in your power not to be. From one stranger to another, I honestly wish you the best of luck and I hope you no longer feel lonely in the future, cheers
@Muhluri
@Muhluri Ай бұрын
Damn that's brutal.
@SpyPabloSanchez
@SpyPabloSanchez 5 ай бұрын
0:02 that edit there was actually kinda cool
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@green_lettuce
@green_lettuce 5 ай бұрын
@@p-__my farts are better than your farts
@jollyimposter
@jollyimposter 5 ай бұрын
I agree, btw are you referring to the Spider-Man one or the blur one?
@SpyPabloSanchez
@SpyPabloSanchez 5 ай бұрын
@@jollyimposter The blur transitioning into the shot
@ChocolateWaffle_Real
@ChocolateWaffle_Real 2 ай бұрын
@@p-__I agree
@AJ-The-Bumblebee
@AJ-The-Bumblebee 5 ай бұрын
Um, acushally, there's quite a few studies that suggest that many different animals enjoy sex. A very memorable one is how pigs can have 30-minute orgasms.
@molluscumlore
@molluscumlore 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, and while bonobos are only a little removed from humans they like a good nut even more. They have so much sex. Just, so much. I think they do hand jobs even. Not as a mating thing, just for the hell of it to make friends. Also seen a lot of animals hump objects. We've all seen dogs and cats hump pillows or legs, but I caught a rooster humping a boot once. Humping objects is also not exclusive to male animals, females will also do it
@oscarglad5284
@oscarglad5284 5 ай бұрын
Damn
@Glue_Eater06
@Glue_Eater06 5 ай бұрын
I can't believe your mum can go for so long
@Robiness
@Robiness 5 ай бұрын
True but they don't do it outside of reproduction. Like they don't jerk off. As far as I know the only a animals that do that are dolphins
@Mookyson3
@Mookyson3 4 ай бұрын
That sounds really nice but also extremely miserable at the same time
@Ibens_Inferno
@Ibens_Inferno 5 ай бұрын
Mine's got to be "I should really wash that towel."
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite's farts
@cosmicvoidtree
@cosmicvoidtree 5 ай бұрын
5:55, they didn’t turn the camera, it was already facing the other direction. They were relieved that it wouldn’t have captured them
@ashyknees2339
@ashyknees2339 5 ай бұрын
"I hate having sticky fingers…" real shit bro, like I love eating nuggets with honey but grabbing a napkin is like hell afterwards.
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@KANGAXRUU
@KANGAXRUU 5 ай бұрын
ngh mcdonalds nugs w honey😍
@Mendips
@Mendips 5 ай бұрын
i put honey on my nugget
@CorlenoftheRoundTable
@CorlenoftheRoundTable 5 ай бұрын
Don’t get me started about when grape jelly gets on your fingers…
@marinerouffaud1828
@marinerouffaud1828 4 ай бұрын
Gotta eat them with chopsticks
@cherenkov_blue
@cherenkov_blue 5 ай бұрын
I would share my own clarity thoughts... but then I'd get put on blast for the type of stuff that gets me hot and bothered.
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite’s farts
@todred2130
@todred2130 5 ай бұрын
Pls share 🥺
@master_alex8605
@master_alex8605 5 ай бұрын
Share it pls
@jorionedwards
@jorionedwards 4 ай бұрын
My therapist called the cops when I shared mine. I don't think your thoughts could be worse.
@cherenkov_blue
@cherenkov_blue 4 ай бұрын
@@jorionedwards that doesn't sound like a very good therapist. Their literal job is to help you with that sort of thing.
@Bungusmingus
@Bungusmingus 5 ай бұрын
Birds also enjoy mating, with the female even mounting the male.
@SomeCrow
@SomeCrow 4 ай бұрын
pegging ftw
@TheMostLoyalOfThemAll
@TheMostLoyalOfThemAll 3 ай бұрын
Mounting the male???? Do they get pegged 😢😢😢
@Xenon_Proto
@Xenon_Proto 5 ай бұрын
“God I need help that thing would 100% tear me apart if I tried to find it in the woods and fuck it”
@Mr.man22405
@Mr.man22405 5 ай бұрын
2:18 blud is tryna make him pass out💀💀💀
@Henri11111
@Henri11111 5 ай бұрын
6:02 he found it pointing away he didnt turn it
@kleinefuchsdrachen3621
@kleinefuchsdrachen3621 5 ай бұрын
6:55 Absolutely from down there, if it smells good to me I'm a happy camper. I'm not into a few other popular areas of interest but I know a good bag of marbles when I smell one.
@jennifertattershall9141
@jennifertattershall9141 Ай бұрын
( ゚Д゚)
@The_lamb_sauce
@The_lamb_sauce 5 ай бұрын
4:42 my friend did that to her pillow once she was pretending it was her boyfriend Edit:Forgot I commented this but yeah she just kinda told me once when I was talking about my cat it was really random
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite's farts
@palmossi
@palmossi 5 ай бұрын
Did *what*
@Honey_Bot_833
@Honey_Bot_833 4 ай бұрын
HOW DOES A FEMALE SHOVE A PILLOW UP THERE… private
@Sillygoose-10
@Sillygoose-10 4 ай бұрын
@@Honey_Bot_833they don’t ram it up there they well…. Grind on it
@ki.44524
@ki.44524 4 ай бұрын
​@@Honey_Bot_833penetration isnt the only way of pleasure
@zebrafincharts449
@zebrafincharts449 5 ай бұрын
I envy your thumbnail artist. She gets to have so much chaotic fun with your thumbnails. My dream job fr
@FunniEmi
@FunniEmi 4 ай бұрын
1:11 god i thought he was going to say “so im gonna test it out myself”
@Greytawnyowl
@Greytawnyowl 5 ай бұрын
Idk why but kwite mentioning ego death only a little while after hannahthehorrible’s video on dmt where she mentions ego death makes me think he watched it. And there is a very slim slim chance he did.
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite's farts
@peckneckanimations
@peckneckanimations 5 ай бұрын
Two of my fav KZbinrs omg
@smartyheart1234
@smartyheart1234 5 ай бұрын
I edged to this. Post nut clarity is real chat in disappointed
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@neolbioldey
@neolbioldey 5 ай бұрын
If you edged to this you wouldn't get post nut clarity
@no0n34ta1l
@no0n34ta1l 5 ай бұрын
if you nut, you did not edge
@Ethylus
@Ethylus 5 ай бұрын
@@p-__ratio
@phoenixphox9402
@phoenixphox9402 4 ай бұрын
WHAT.
@touchgrass7129
@touchgrass7129 5 ай бұрын
6:28 i just saw this and said out loud "POWER."
@SpookyPancakes
@SpookyPancakes 4 ай бұрын
I would absolutely not gaf
@RawsonGT
@RawsonGT 18 күн бұрын
SAME LOL I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
@lovewatchingtheworldburn
@lovewatchingtheworldburn 5 ай бұрын
This upload timing is a little too perfect
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@RedCanidae
@RedCanidae 5 ай бұрын
For real tho
@SomeCertainMycorian
@SomeCertainMycorian 5 ай бұрын
What the fuck is that pfp
@Nevrits
@Nevrits 5 ай бұрын
​@@SomeCertainMycorian true romance
@Mendips
@Mendips 5 ай бұрын
@@Nevrits jesus died for everything except this☹
@jeongjeong99
@jeongjeong99 5 ай бұрын
4:35 KWITE, DROPPED THE OF AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
@jacklynsmith9264
@jacklynsmith9264 5 ай бұрын
Do not look yourself up on R34 DO NOT LOOK YOURSELF UP ON R34
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@Conmonkeywookie
@Conmonkeywookie 5 ай бұрын
Looking him up right now
@The_lamb_sauce
@The_lamb_sauce 5 ай бұрын
There’s no way there’s kwite r34
@gratefulgamer7907
@gratefulgamer7907 5 ай бұрын
@@The_lamb_sauce Have you forgotten what rule 34 even means? If it exists, that being fictional or not, there is suggestive art of it. (Trying to make sure my reply doesn’t get shot down by KZbin.
@cherenkov_blue
@cherenkov_blue 5 ай бұрын
This is a perfect example of the Streisand effect.
@keroch5897
@keroch5897 5 ай бұрын
6:33 im guessing he meant Power from Chainsawman. Cant blame him
@NM_Mattuz
@NM_Mattuz 5 ай бұрын
I have found that embracing that this is a normal thing to do really helped me not feel like total shit afterwards.
@threeracoonsinatrenchcoat
@threeracoonsinatrenchcoat 5 ай бұрын
i did it once to an msi song (that wasn’t the clarity part any bass boosted song gets me like that guy with the kendrick song) but afterwards i realized i got all over my bed and this one beaded necklace which i didn’t realize till i was at school the next would be in reach of a toddler my mom babysits and i didn’t clean it properly, it’s hidden now and cleaned but i was worried the entire day
@loztwalker5068
@loztwalker5068 5 ай бұрын
7:51 so, i went through pretty much all of high school from home because of covid, and this was legitimately the main tactic i used whenever i had to turn in any sort of written work.
@doubleaaanime1157
@doubleaaanime1157 5 ай бұрын
"im not as sloppy as you" HUH?!?!?!
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@doubleaaanime1157
@doubleaaanime1157 5 ай бұрын
@@p-__ sounds shitty 🌝
@Nevrits
@Nevrits 5 ай бұрын
​@@p-__my farts are sloppier than your farts
@prestongarvey8079
@prestongarvey8079 5 ай бұрын
Worst moment is when your fingies sticky and someone asks to shake your hand so you pass off sticky hands like the plague
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@atroposV
@atroposV 5 ай бұрын
wtf
@atroposV
@atroposV 5 ай бұрын
wash your hands NOW
@MoonFallXD
@MoonFallXD 5 ай бұрын
Bro wash yo hands
@nyxcat3621
@nyxcat3621 5 ай бұрын
Really hoping this isn’t related to the subject matter of the video because if so bro…😭
@Nelsito99
@Nelsito99 5 ай бұрын
4:13 the thing is matpat still does gtlive and sometimes looks at the game theory sub reddit and someone could have posted either that image or this part of the video on there
@Carrots_and_kiwi_equal_dinos
@Carrots_and_kiwi_equal_dinos 5 ай бұрын
I want to know the backstory to the thumbnail
@jimc.goodfellas
@jimc.goodfellas 5 ай бұрын
I don't think I do
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@RandomMimikyu
@RandomMimikyu 5 ай бұрын
it’s a reply to kwite’s tweet on his alt account (tweet said “what are the wildest post but clarity thoughts you’ve had, or seen other people admit to (like on reddit or twitter) is for video”)
@Nevrits
@Nevrits 5 ай бұрын
Idk gore is hot for some reason.
@Aloverofthefinerartz
@Aloverofthefinerartz 5 ай бұрын
@@Nevrits end it
@RealityButWorse
@RealityButWorse 5 ай бұрын
3:56, bro is the reason he retired.
@totallyn0taferret
@totallyn0taferret 5 ай бұрын
BABE WAKE UP MOMMY KWITE POSTED
@totallyn0taferret
@totallyn0taferret 5 ай бұрын
First time being first on a video
@b0624bs
@b0624bs 5 ай бұрын
IM UPPP :33
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@totallyn0taferret
@totallyn0taferret 5 ай бұрын
@@p-__ best bot reply
@Mendips
@Mendips 5 ай бұрын
@@p-__ english or spanish
@rafaelblackman9879
@rafaelblackman9879 5 ай бұрын
9:10 Can someone explain how one literally comes to this conclusion? How does busting reprogram the brain like *that?*
@placeholdername-bx5wh
@placeholdername-bx5wh 3 ай бұрын
no fucking idea.
@Goblin_Hater_37
@Goblin_Hater_37 5 ай бұрын
1:52 What are you in when you are being choked out *Cuts away to a Genshin Impact ad* Yeah that’s the same thing as danger
@Zemtie
@Zemtie 5 ай бұрын
thankfully I'm immune to post nut clarity because the thing I've beaten to...
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@astrius22
@astrius22 5 ай бұрын
Kwite, you read wrong, he didn’t touch the camera, he said the camera was already pointed in the opposite direction.
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@sadfrick9373
@sadfrick9373 5 ай бұрын
4:26 Since when do hoodies have an ass huh? 🤨🤨🤨
@Blackpablo212
@Blackpablo212 4 ай бұрын
4:50 just like silly mysterious guys in hoodies with a deep voice
@Sunflower-Vendor
@Sunflower-Vendor 5 ай бұрын
10:01 "with the same sweet shock of when Adam first came"
@Voyded-wj5rd
@Voyded-wj5rd 5 ай бұрын
Out of everything, why did I obtain happiness from hearing someone realise they were trans from post nut clarity? (I’m also trans…)
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@versinick69
@versinick69 5 ай бұрын
​@@p-__ you are the reason soap bottles have instructions
@lilhedgehog8576
@lilhedgehog8576 5 ай бұрын
7:25 this is more scary than the scariest ghost story I’ve ever heard. 😂😂 Now that ghost knows how to scare people!
@Totallynotredtail
@Totallynotredtail 5 ай бұрын
3:07 nah we got kwite moaning before gta 6 😭😭
@ZeCroutonLord
@ZeCroutonLord 5 ай бұрын
real though 😭
@crazyyobbo
@crazyyobbo 3 ай бұрын
3:24 aged like milk
@MCat-555
@MCat-555 Ай бұрын
Challenge Go through a video that mentions Mr beast without saying “this aged like milk”. Level: IMPOSSIBLE
@SirBartholomewVII
@SirBartholomewVII 4 ай бұрын
Post-nut clarity can turn you into an Ancient Greek philosopher at the best of times(literally)
@CellBiter2112
@CellBiter2112 5 ай бұрын
I use a towel over my bed, and one time I missed, and I haven't washed the sheets yet, so there's a very faint white circle a few inches bellow my pillow.
@Monkeysarebusiness
@Monkeysarebusiness 5 ай бұрын
3:30 you would NOT want to father mr beast..
@oszlop5896
@oszlop5896 2 ай бұрын
Lol
@giornogiovanna3245
@giornogiovanna3245 2 ай бұрын
Especially now
@AtomYoutube2
@AtomYoutube2 2 ай бұрын
TIME TRAVELER
@PRGamesReturned
@PRGamesReturned 2 ай бұрын
TIME TRAVELER???
@AtomYoutube2
@AtomYoutube2 2 ай бұрын
@@PRGamesReturned stole my fucking line
@cole.a877
@cole.a877 5 ай бұрын
At 10:33 i can kind of answer as someone studying ecology. the answer is a lot of animals like orgasoming. almost all animals like orgasoming. the more an animal likes sex the more they have sex and the more sex they have the more offspring they have that also like sex. Also most vertebrates masturbate not just humans and dolphins if any more questions I can answer in the replies Sorry for the spelling I'm dyslexic as fuck
@yanfeet
@yanfeet 5 ай бұрын
HOW DO DOLPHINS MASTURBATE
@Alexa-Raine
@Alexa-Raine 4 ай бұрын
You sure about humans though? Seems like only the latest few generations enjoy orgasms. 😒
@Asainweeb
@Asainweeb 2 ай бұрын
@@yanfeethump a rock
@Thudd224
@Thudd224 4 ай бұрын
My most impactful post nut clarity was realizing that moving halfway across the country for someone who clearly didn't feel the same may have been a mistake
@Clammyfellow
@Clammyfellow 2 ай бұрын
3:29 well that aged like milk
@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi-r3o
@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi-r3o Ай бұрын
"Or Sheetz" hearing sheetz feels wierd since i go to it almost every day
@ahuman4061
@ahuman4061 5 ай бұрын
this vid caused and helped with the clarity
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@liamodahl1205
@liamodahl1205 2 ай бұрын
3:29 "Ooh. That one didn't age quite so well..."
@BjornIdiottsonn
@BjornIdiottsonn 5 ай бұрын
4:02 How deliberately did you separate Style Theory from the rest of the Theories? Like damn, I know Style be a whole 'nother level of different in comparison to the others but still
@isakwisener6047
@isakwisener6047 2 ай бұрын
6:40 Fr I'm in it for the smells alone most of the time, dirtier the better
@FeliX3___
@FeliX3___ 5 ай бұрын
5:27 i think it's plushophilia
@SpookyPancakes
@SpookyPancakes 4 ай бұрын
Not even the CIA could get this out of me
@thenightranger987
@thenightranger987 5 ай бұрын
3:44 You KNOW they’re gonna come out with a video trying to theorize which video made it happen
@whiterabbit47
@whiterabbit47 5 ай бұрын
I found out this week, that I am entirely oblivious to any and all innuendos
@joshshrum2764
@joshshrum2764 5 ай бұрын
I’m so cooked.
@ochaco_the_moon_watcher
@ochaco_the_moon_watcher 5 ай бұрын
1:25 just started the video. Just can’t come to blame that person! I love the ink demon as much as the next guy.
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite’s farts
@Butteredprawns
@Butteredprawns 5 ай бұрын
I was literally just going to check if a new video was posted
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@KiwiTheRetroGal
@KiwiTheRetroGal Ай бұрын
Nice try Dad, I'm not sharing a damn thing
@juniistar
@juniistar 5 ай бұрын
"please let us go kwite" *we dont say in unison*
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite's farts
@thatbloodyspy
@thatbloodyspy 5 ай бұрын
My wildest is when i realized nothing i do or say means anything then proceeded to have an identity crisis for awhile
@birdsarerathercool
@birdsarerathercool 5 ай бұрын
Ok guts
@thatbloodyspy
@thatbloodyspy 5 ай бұрын
@@birdsarerathercool ok guts
@birdsarerathercool
@birdsarerathercool 5 ай бұрын
@@thatbloodyspy nice conversation guts
@thatbloodyspy
@thatbloodyspy 5 ай бұрын
@@birdsarerathercool no different than guts, guts
@nebula189
@nebula189 5 ай бұрын
The reflection of his monitor in his glasses looks like he has pupils
@TxzwP
@TxzwP 5 ай бұрын
3:48 POOR MATPAT 😂
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@Ðogecoin
@Ðogecoin 3 ай бұрын
@@p-__is this true
@jennifertattershall9141
@jennifertattershall9141 Ай бұрын
おーのー
@pandathebest4389
@pandathebest4389 5 ай бұрын
I simply never have clarity, post nut or otherwise
@SodiumNitrateS
@SodiumNitrateS 5 ай бұрын
Bro does not think
@mrziiz6893
@mrziiz6893 5 ай бұрын
One must simply nut, regardless of the clarity of his mind and soul.
@electr0cute170
@electr0cute170 5 ай бұрын
Bro is on the lowest cruelty squad level of difficulty
@spacereaper666
@spacereaper666 5 ай бұрын
Here's just one of mine. "Damn, that was like, the entire reason for his trauma"
@harizzafran7973
@harizzafran7973 3 ай бұрын
I’m probably wrong, but if I had to guess Angel Dust?
@euosvarietychannel6986
@euosvarietychannel6986 5 ай бұрын
Don't have to worry about sticky fingers, but man, the existential thoughts rush in right after so I gotta switch directly back to KZbin to give my brain enough whiplash to stop it
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite's farts
@Golden_Official100
@Golden_Official100 Ай бұрын
"Why" was my most commun thought Before going on a philosophical shit that not even Socrate thought of
@apollo7557
@apollo7557 5 ай бұрын
8:01 pokiemaine editor needs to take notes
@BotturasStudios
@BotturasStudios 3 ай бұрын
"come again, this time in my ear" - deadpool
@Jacob_G9
@Jacob_G9 5 ай бұрын
"Bro this is fucked up" *Continues to watch* Any extreme hentai.
@Arachne2008
@Arachne2008 5 ай бұрын
(;ω;)
@Pufflord
@Pufflord 4 ай бұрын
Literally me w Toshi Densetsu, first episode was actual hell, but I've never seen something that gave me such emergence vibes, mix of regret and non regret pulling through
@massiveman4
@massiveman4 4 ай бұрын
my best one was "i don't like to use these types of words but wow, that edging shit really works"
@jonsnail1106
@jonsnail1106 5 ай бұрын
5 seconds in and there's a jojo reference
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@jonsnail1106
@jonsnail1106 5 ай бұрын
@@p-__ I don't care I ain't into that stuff
@forceghostyoda5730
@forceghostyoda5730 5 ай бұрын
@@jonsnail1106it’s a bot
@tyttuut
@tyttuut 5 ай бұрын
​@@p-__I hate you so much
@VankoGN
@VankoGN 5 ай бұрын
0:02 Sticky Fingers as a Stand? That would be pretty dope!
@bug_under
@bug_under 5 ай бұрын
the rise of gooning and it's consequences have been a disaster to the human race
@p-__
@p-__ 5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@andrewhussiefanboy8196
@andrewhussiefanboy8196 5 ай бұрын
3:44 Just switched to an alt account where im anon cause this reminded me that the first time i ever had the s word, him and I were watching MatPat’s fnaf timeline videos
@Decay_theory
@Decay_theory 5 ай бұрын
for me it was "if they existed IRL would kobolds have slits...or sheathes.. ..also i might be gay" make of that what you will
@astronomical_fivehead
@astronomical_fivehead 5 ай бұрын
9:38 i had a friend who had 18‘000 of these in his hidden camera roll built up from since the pandemic and one or two months ago he cane to us opened his hidden photos and everything was gone. He didnt have no backup or whatsoever. He said it needed somewhere between 5-10 minutesto fully delete either by moving to the trash bin or to empty it i dont remember
@orangeartist
@orangeartist 5 ай бұрын
Kwite is doing everything he can to keep talking about Kendrick in every new video he posts
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