"Your honor, what my client did in the hospital is clearly an evangelion reference."
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@maxharper37375 ай бұрын
😂
@JuarezCall5 ай бұрын
Bro my friend is watching eva rn and another friend asked him about that scene when the first friend was trying to show us the end of humanity
@asierx70475 ай бұрын
Shinji cranked that soulja boy a bit too hard
@GoNo05135 ай бұрын
I watched EoE 5 minutes ago/srs
@WubuForjis5 ай бұрын
"This shit is disgusting" *i n t h e m o s t l i t e r a l s e n s e* EDIT: You are very brave when you're joking about something *NOT TRUE*
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@HopeIsADrug110375 ай бұрын
😨😨
@aqua40895 ай бұрын
@@p-__Oddly fitting, spambot
@cherenkov_blue5 ай бұрын
Oh. _Oh no._ Honestly though, respect for admitting that. I would not be that brave.
@daviio5 ай бұрын
self report
@declanhandley-byrne43355 ай бұрын
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strenght and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@sweetrollpapa5 ай бұрын
I know what you are
@taquitothegecko87095 ай бұрын
@declanhandley-byrne4335 Are you a fucking adeptus mechanicus?????
@flame94865 ай бұрын
pfp checks out
@ter23645 ай бұрын
do NOT or you may end up like AM! everything being based around the human experience, but not being one yourself and becoming highly angry and disturbed as a result
@MrRobot-jb5tI5 ай бұрын
Post-nut clarity is nothing more than that moment when you realize even your deepest thoughts and realizations are truly meaningless.
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@HectoGames5 ай бұрын
@@p-__video or it didnt happen
@jollyimposter5 ай бұрын
@@HectoGamesPlease don’t reply to these bots, it would be harder to get rid of them.
@anondimwit5 ай бұрын
@@jollyimposter shut up nerd
@ashelmao95785 ай бұрын
@@jollyimposterplease dont reply to the bots
@T.BG8225 ай бұрын
When KWite *_completely_* misreads 'in' as 'it' and it fundamentally alters the message so much he goes on a multi-minute tangent.
@Clownish.mp45 ай бұрын
the W in kwite it's capitalised cause he a W frfr
@T.BG8225 ай бұрын
@imlazy_lol 5:35. The guy was checking for the camera and spent two hours looking, only to find it was already pointed away from where he'd been - but Kwite's rambling and incorrect reading were that the guy had spent the time in order to turn the camera himself.
@FranXiT5 ай бұрын
@@T.BG822 thank you, Kwite literally gaslit me into believing what he said was the actual comment 😭
@horseconfused5 ай бұрын
For those who still don't get it, “before finding it in a tree and pointing IN the opposite direction” instead of “pointing IT”
@Steve_SBU5 ай бұрын
7:47 I mean, chemically speaking this makes sense, dopamine is the reward center of the brain, when you nut you get a huge amount of dopamine flooding your system, if you’re ADHD the main component of that is lower than average dopamine levels, thus by nutting you essentially have given yourself a dose of theoretical adderall and can now focus, even for a fleeting moment
@CimiQ5 ай бұрын
That’s why I aks too go too the toilet before a test🤑🤑🤑
@TheJoseppii4 ай бұрын
Wild 💀
@algirdasltu13894 ай бұрын
But isnt it still a spike thatll quickly go back to their baseline?
@palomaelegante4 ай бұрын
As an ADHDer, this is probably why I have an addiction to gooning
@pastelk4 ай бұрын
It all makes sense now
@EyeNoDyeKnow5 ай бұрын
3:46 I KNOW EXACTLY WICH GAME THEORY HE NUTTED TO! It’s a really old video where matpat is talking about a raid shadow legends type game based on different mythologies, but some of the characters have very revealing character designs, sparking controversy about the designs. Then matpat explains why it’s lore accurate to the mythology.
@woolookin895 ай бұрын
Uhm... why do you know that
@agmass5 ай бұрын
Please learn about digital footprint you are so done for
@g_vost5 ай бұрын
damn how bout yall mind your own damn buisness
@FranXiT5 ай бұрын
I thought it was the one about how not even a loli is sexier than math 😭
@CageBlack14435 ай бұрын
How and why do you know this
@SrSteve4045 ай бұрын
2:06 I thought he said "I usually do it on dungeons and dragons" and I was in absolute shock
@VerkrKoS5 ай бұрын
I thought the same but I don't get it still
@snethies4 ай бұрын
@@VerkrKoSit means do not disturb
@VerkrKoS4 ай бұрын
@snethies thanks excuse my stupidedness please
@taco_captain51394 ай бұрын
damn I've been in the wrong campaigns
@SnowytReal3 ай бұрын
Lmao same
@spectscrawlz_5 ай бұрын
>watching Kwite >gets notif for new Kwite video >clicks notif >watching Kwite
@OmppuOlkku5 ай бұрын
I FUCKING JUST DID THAT
@Graveyardstudioreal5 ай бұрын
Average kwite addiction
@b0624bs5 ай бұрын
swag
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@drozolath66665 ай бұрын
Me too lol
@Satenthebird5 ай бұрын
He hates the stand Sticky Fingers
@krabsolfurretisme5 ай бұрын
its a shame its cool asf
@scpblunt5 ай бұрын
was ready to comment this
@Graveyardstudioreal5 ай бұрын
He probably calls it zipper man
@marcusxgamejolt5 ай бұрын
STICKY FINGAHHS
@imakesadstuff5 ай бұрын
I fw Sticky Fingers
@SMAS_YT5 ай бұрын
Edging rn for the full experience
@b0624bs5 ай бұрын
hell yeah
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@hxney72935 ай бұрын
@@p-__My twerks are better than Kwite's twerks.
@bradeezelbub5 ай бұрын
@@p-__okay bro… we didn’t need that
@Nevrits5 ай бұрын
May I join you
@MoiraMcGill5 ай бұрын
on the whole pharamones thing, apparently if you like someone's natural musk it means you'd have more compatible genetics
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@SodiumNitrateS5 ай бұрын
I hate that you said musk
@Incalculable_Kyle5 ай бұрын
so I have compatible genetics with myself?
@DccToon5 ай бұрын
@@SodiumNitrateS elon musk
@Totallynotredtail5 ай бұрын
Luckily for me (an aroace) I get genuinely uncomfortable if I can smell anyone I happen to be in close proximity to!
@gr1m5H4d33 ай бұрын
bro the worst thing is pre-nut clarity where you realize “damn this shit is weird af.” and you keep going.
@AngellAnjo5 ай бұрын
mine are usually just like "Oh man I never wanna do that again I feel disgusting" and then I do it again
@HallowIsSmol5 ай бұрын
my (unfortunately) best one is “why is it always the sex mall”. i dont think i could explain this if i wanted to.
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@Mendips5 ай бұрын
i have zero no
@Mendips5 ай бұрын
noooooooo
@mrziiz68935 ай бұрын
No need to explain, just send the art you nutted to, easy solution
@shaunyjimenez96375 ай бұрын
PLEASE attempt to explain
@MadAliceInWonderland5 ай бұрын
Can confirm, someone's scent can be very comforting/alluring. But there's a bit of a bell curve because you can be too stinky of course and need a shower lol. It's not a liking bad smells thing, that's a kink in its own right that I'm not a part of. But just the scent of my fiancé makes me want to cuddle up to him.
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@mrziiz68935 ай бұрын
Agreed, there’s a musk kink and then there’s appreciating the scent that your brain has connected with the love of your life!
@NUISANCE_ANIMAL5 ай бұрын
@@p-__ out of every comment this reply could have been left under
@the0neBoio5 ай бұрын
@@NUISANCE_ANIMAL well, this bot is under every comment, maybe there are ones where it sounds even funnier (or more disturbing)
@voidresident_m4r1273 ай бұрын
Can agree, my bf’s scent is so comforting and I often actively find where the scent is strongest and just smell. So calming
@slavicgerman51045 ай бұрын
"Yeahhhhh. There is no denying that im into that at this point"
@lunarsoul17375 ай бұрын
Unfortunately a real experience for me
@blackholetree4 ай бұрын
"Thats weird ew" "eh its not a turn off" "its alright" "goddammit"
@ConvincingPeople5 ай бұрын
10:08 So here's the thing: Modern science and basic observation suggest that animals actually do enjoy sexual activities, including solo ones, ones with the same sex, and a fair number of really wild ones I'd rather not get into. It's just that humans, dolphins and bonobos seem especially self-aware about it, so it was harder to ignore than similar behaviours in, say, bats or horses or parrots.
@shadowbonbon3Ай бұрын
I would like to say, parrots are known to occasionally choose to have only same sex pairs and actively refuse to mate with female parrots, (I have only seen this in males but I assume it goes both ways) so parrots are definitely able to be gay, and they absolutely enjoy it
@nunalunaberey_5 ай бұрын
7:19 This would make stand up comedy shows a very different thing and being a comedian a very different job.. oh I’m sorry, come-idian
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@jollyimposter5 ай бұрын
God that was an awful joke-
@Flips_the_Scriptor5 ай бұрын
Did you just try to replicate this process?
@RIP_LUFFYF3 ай бұрын
this joke, was fucking terrible. Never comment again, please, Mr. nunalunaberey_.
@moongirl-d9h5 ай бұрын
man i have youtube videos in the background while jinking my boinker and matpat has been the unfortunate soul to fill my eardrums more than once
@moongirl-d9h5 ай бұрын
this video has been added to the roster btw dont worry
@Clownish.mp45 ай бұрын
i'm tattling on you 🫵🫵
@YoungSheldon-cy2yx4 ай бұрын
@@moongirl-d9hfart on me
@palomaelegante4 ай бұрын
bro did NOT say "jinking my boinker" 😭😭😭💀
@maazfarhantheepicgamer3113 ай бұрын
jinking my boinker is like saying willying your wonka
@wyn96935 ай бұрын
"oh god this might be from a human trafficking ring" is almost definitely my most notable clarity moment
@Pufflord4 ай бұрын
H U H ! ?
@firstnamelastname72444 ай бұрын
@@PufflordI've heard that some p0rn sites like PH host content made by people who were coerced into making said content by human traffickers. It's pretty fucked and it made me swear off mainstream p0rn sites.
@marshmallow9274 ай бұрын
I beg your finest pardon
@lunna2415 ай бұрын
6:51 - actually true, the way a person smells has a pretty big impact on your attraction and compatibility. In my experience it also usually affects how things like deodorants/body washes/parfumes smell on you and if you do find someone who smells good to you, their scent can actually be really comforting. Credentials: about to celebrate a 3 year anniversary with my gf
@palmossi5 ай бұрын
well are you a virgin or not?
@palmossi5 ай бұрын
Also what does “credentials” mean?
@penapvp22304 ай бұрын
@@palmossihis qualifications. “How valid the person making the take is” in layman’s terms.
@palmossi4 ай бұрын
@@penapvp2230 ohh ok ty!!!!!
@indigovae35795 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, in the past, I always ended with me telling myself how I'm disgusting for even participating in the activity, and what would my friends think of me if they knew what i was doing. But after i cleared that issue up by admitting to said friends about my private time (receiving positive responses from them) nowadays, it just ends with me realising how lonely i am. Like, i already know that I'm lonely, but seeing videos of people doing it with OTHER people really nails that thought down. Lmaoooo
@Pufflord4 ай бұрын
If you're young, really no need to think about it, however, even if you aren't young, it's a natural instinct and activity. There's legit no reason to feel shame or anything. And if you feel lonely, do everything in your power not to be. From one stranger to another, I honestly wish you the best of luck and I hope you no longer feel lonely in the future, cheers
@MuhluriАй бұрын
Damn that's brutal.
@SpyPabloSanchez5 ай бұрын
0:02 that edit there was actually kinda cool
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@green_lettuce5 ай бұрын
@@p-__my farts are better than your farts
@jollyimposter5 ай бұрын
I agree, btw are you referring to the Spider-Man one or the blur one?
@SpyPabloSanchez5 ай бұрын
@@jollyimposter The blur transitioning into the shot
@ChocolateWaffle_Real2 ай бұрын
@@p-__I agree
@AJ-The-Bumblebee5 ай бұрын
Um, acushally, there's quite a few studies that suggest that many different animals enjoy sex. A very memorable one is how pigs can have 30-minute orgasms.
@molluscumlore5 ай бұрын
Yeah, and while bonobos are only a little removed from humans they like a good nut even more. They have so much sex. Just, so much. I think they do hand jobs even. Not as a mating thing, just for the hell of it to make friends. Also seen a lot of animals hump objects. We've all seen dogs and cats hump pillows or legs, but I caught a rooster humping a boot once. Humping objects is also not exclusive to male animals, females will also do it
@oscarglad52845 ай бұрын
Damn
@Glue_Eater065 ай бұрын
I can't believe your mum can go for so long
@Robiness5 ай бұрын
True but they don't do it outside of reproduction. Like they don't jerk off. As far as I know the only a animals that do that are dolphins
@Mookyson34 ай бұрын
That sounds really nice but also extremely miserable at the same time
@Ibens_Inferno5 ай бұрын
Mine's got to be "I should really wash that towel."
@p-__5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite's farts
@cosmicvoidtree5 ай бұрын
5:55, they didn’t turn the camera, it was already facing the other direction. They were relieved that it wouldn’t have captured them
@ashyknees23395 ай бұрын
"I hate having sticky fingers…" real shit bro, like I love eating nuggets with honey but grabbing a napkin is like hell afterwards.
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@KANGAXRUU5 ай бұрын
ngh mcdonalds nugs w honey😍
@Mendips5 ай бұрын
i put honey on my nugget
@CorlenoftheRoundTable5 ай бұрын
Don’t get me started about when grape jelly gets on your fingers…
@marinerouffaud18284 ай бұрын
Gotta eat them with chopsticks
@cherenkov_blue5 ай бұрын
I would share my own clarity thoughts... but then I'd get put on blast for the type of stuff that gets me hot and bothered.
@p-__5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite’s farts
@todred21305 ай бұрын
Pls share 🥺
@master_alex86055 ай бұрын
Share it pls
@jorionedwards4 ай бұрын
My therapist called the cops when I shared mine. I don't think your thoughts could be worse.
@cherenkov_blue4 ай бұрын
@@jorionedwards that doesn't sound like a very good therapist. Their literal job is to help you with that sort of thing.
@Bungusmingus5 ай бұрын
Birds also enjoy mating, with the female even mounting the male.
@SomeCrow4 ай бұрын
pegging ftw
@TheMostLoyalOfThemAll3 ай бұрын
Mounting the male???? Do they get pegged 😢😢😢
@Xenon_Proto5 ай бұрын
“God I need help that thing would 100% tear me apart if I tried to find it in the woods and fuck it”
@Mr.man224055 ай бұрын
2:18 blud is tryna make him pass out💀💀💀
@Henri111115 ай бұрын
6:02 he found it pointing away he didnt turn it
@kleinefuchsdrachen36215 ай бұрын
6:55 Absolutely from down there, if it smells good to me I'm a happy camper. I'm not into a few other popular areas of interest but I know a good bag of marbles when I smell one.
@jennifertattershall9141Ай бұрын
( ゚Д゚)
@The_lamb_sauce5 ай бұрын
4:42 my friend did that to her pillow once she was pretending it was her boyfriend Edit:Forgot I commented this but yeah she just kinda told me once when I was talking about my cat it was really random
@p-__5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite's farts
@palmossi5 ай бұрын
Did *what*
@Honey_Bot_8334 ай бұрын
HOW DOES A FEMALE SHOVE A PILLOW UP THERE… private
@Sillygoose-104 ай бұрын
@@Honey_Bot_833they don’t ram it up there they well…. Grind on it
@ki.445244 ай бұрын
@@Honey_Bot_833penetration isnt the only way of pleasure
@zebrafincharts4495 ай бұрын
I envy your thumbnail artist. She gets to have so much chaotic fun with your thumbnails. My dream job fr
@FunniEmi4 ай бұрын
1:11 god i thought he was going to say “so im gonna test it out myself”
@Greytawnyowl5 ай бұрын
Idk why but kwite mentioning ego death only a little while after hannahthehorrible’s video on dmt where she mentions ego death makes me think he watched it. And there is a very slim slim chance he did.
@p-__5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite's farts
@peckneckanimations5 ай бұрын
Two of my fav KZbinrs omg
@smartyheart12345 ай бұрын
I edged to this. Post nut clarity is real chat in disappointed
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@neolbioldey5 ай бұрын
If you edged to this you wouldn't get post nut clarity
@no0n34ta1l5 ай бұрын
if you nut, you did not edge
@Ethylus5 ай бұрын
@@p-__ratio
@phoenixphox94024 ай бұрын
WHAT.
@touchgrass71295 ай бұрын
6:28 i just saw this and said out loud "POWER."
@SpookyPancakes4 ай бұрын
I would absolutely not gaf
@RawsonGT18 күн бұрын
SAME LOL I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
@lovewatchingtheworldburn5 ай бұрын
This upload timing is a little too perfect
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@RedCanidae5 ай бұрын
For real tho
@SomeCertainMycorian5 ай бұрын
What the fuck is that pfp
@Nevrits5 ай бұрын
@@SomeCertainMycorian true romance
@Mendips5 ай бұрын
@@Nevrits jesus died for everything except this☹
@jeongjeong995 ай бұрын
4:35 KWITE, DROPPED THE OF AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
@jacklynsmith92645 ай бұрын
Do not look yourself up on R34 DO NOT LOOK YOURSELF UP ON R34
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@Conmonkeywookie5 ай бұрын
Looking him up right now
@The_lamb_sauce5 ай бұрын
There’s no way there’s kwite r34
@gratefulgamer79075 ай бұрын
@@The_lamb_sauce Have you forgotten what rule 34 even means? If it exists, that being fictional or not, there is suggestive art of it. (Trying to make sure my reply doesn’t get shot down by KZbin.
@cherenkov_blue5 ай бұрын
This is a perfect example of the Streisand effect.
@keroch58975 ай бұрын
6:33 im guessing he meant Power from Chainsawman. Cant blame him
@NM_Mattuz5 ай бұрын
I have found that embracing that this is a normal thing to do really helped me not feel like total shit afterwards.
@threeracoonsinatrenchcoat5 ай бұрын
i did it once to an msi song (that wasn’t the clarity part any bass boosted song gets me like that guy with the kendrick song) but afterwards i realized i got all over my bed and this one beaded necklace which i didn’t realize till i was at school the next would be in reach of a toddler my mom babysits and i didn’t clean it properly, it’s hidden now and cleaned but i was worried the entire day
@loztwalker50685 ай бұрын
7:51 so, i went through pretty much all of high school from home because of covid, and this was legitimately the main tactic i used whenever i had to turn in any sort of written work.
@doubleaaanime11575 ай бұрын
"im not as sloppy as you" HUH?!?!?!
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@doubleaaanime11575 ай бұрын
@@p-__ sounds shitty 🌝
@Nevrits5 ай бұрын
@@p-__my farts are sloppier than your farts
@prestongarvey80795 ай бұрын
Worst moment is when your fingies sticky and someone asks to shake your hand so you pass off sticky hands like the plague
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@atroposV5 ай бұрын
wtf
@atroposV5 ай бұрын
wash your hands NOW
@MoonFallXD5 ай бұрын
Bro wash yo hands
@nyxcat36215 ай бұрын
Really hoping this isn’t related to the subject matter of the video because if so bro…😭
@Nelsito995 ай бұрын
4:13 the thing is matpat still does gtlive and sometimes looks at the game theory sub reddit and someone could have posted either that image or this part of the video on there
@Carrots_and_kiwi_equal_dinos5 ай бұрын
I want to know the backstory to the thumbnail
@jimc.goodfellas5 ай бұрын
I don't think I do
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@RandomMimikyu5 ай бұрын
it’s a reply to kwite’s tweet on his alt account (tweet said “what are the wildest post but clarity thoughts you’ve had, or seen other people admit to (like on reddit or twitter) is for video”)
@Nevrits5 ай бұрын
Idk gore is hot for some reason.
@Aloverofthefinerartz5 ай бұрын
@@Nevrits end it
@RealityButWorse5 ай бұрын
3:56, bro is the reason he retired.
@totallyn0taferret5 ай бұрын
BABE WAKE UP MOMMY KWITE POSTED
@totallyn0taferret5 ай бұрын
First time being first on a video
@b0624bs5 ай бұрын
IM UPPP :33
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@totallyn0taferret5 ай бұрын
@@p-__ best bot reply
@Mendips5 ай бұрын
@@p-__ english or spanish
@rafaelblackman98795 ай бұрын
9:10 Can someone explain how one literally comes to this conclusion? How does busting reprogram the brain like *that?*
@placeholdername-bx5wh3 ай бұрын
no fucking idea.
@Goblin_Hater_375 ай бұрын
1:52 What are you in when you are being choked out *Cuts away to a Genshin Impact ad* Yeah that’s the same thing as danger
@Zemtie5 ай бұрын
thankfully I'm immune to post nut clarity because the thing I've beaten to...
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@astrius225 ай бұрын
Kwite, you read wrong, he didn’t touch the camera, he said the camera was already pointed in the opposite direction.
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@sadfrick93735 ай бұрын
4:26 Since when do hoodies have an ass huh? 🤨🤨🤨
@Blackpablo2124 ай бұрын
4:50 just like silly mysterious guys in hoodies with a deep voice
@Sunflower-Vendor5 ай бұрын
10:01 "with the same sweet shock of when Adam first came"
@Voyded-wj5rd5 ай бұрын
Out of everything, why did I obtain happiness from hearing someone realise they were trans from post nut clarity? (I’m also trans…)
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@versinick695 ай бұрын
@@p-__ you are the reason soap bottles have instructions
@lilhedgehog85765 ай бұрын
7:25 this is more scary than the scariest ghost story I’ve ever heard. 😂😂 Now that ghost knows how to scare people!
@Totallynotredtail5 ай бұрын
3:07 nah we got kwite moaning before gta 6 😭😭
@ZeCroutonLord5 ай бұрын
real though 😭
@crazyyobbo3 ай бұрын
3:24 aged like milk
@MCat-555Ай бұрын
Challenge Go through a video that mentions Mr beast without saying “this aged like milk”. Level: IMPOSSIBLE
@SirBartholomewVII4 ай бұрын
Post-nut clarity can turn you into an Ancient Greek philosopher at the best of times(literally)
@CellBiter21125 ай бұрын
I use a towel over my bed, and one time I missed, and I haven't washed the sheets yet, so there's a very faint white circle a few inches bellow my pillow.
@Monkeysarebusiness5 ай бұрын
3:30 you would NOT want to father mr beast..
@oszlop58962 ай бұрын
Lol
@giornogiovanna32452 ай бұрын
Especially now
@AtomYoutube22 ай бұрын
TIME TRAVELER
@PRGamesReturned2 ай бұрын
TIME TRAVELER???
@AtomYoutube22 ай бұрын
@@PRGamesReturned stole my fucking line
@cole.a8775 ай бұрын
At 10:33 i can kind of answer as someone studying ecology. the answer is a lot of animals like orgasoming. almost all animals like orgasoming. the more an animal likes sex the more they have sex and the more sex they have the more offspring they have that also like sex. Also most vertebrates masturbate not just humans and dolphins if any more questions I can answer in the replies Sorry for the spelling I'm dyslexic as fuck
@yanfeet5 ай бұрын
HOW DO DOLPHINS MASTURBATE
@Alexa-Raine4 ай бұрын
You sure about humans though? Seems like only the latest few generations enjoy orgasms. 😒
@Asainweeb2 ай бұрын
@@yanfeethump a rock
@Thudd2244 ай бұрын
My most impactful post nut clarity was realizing that moving halfway across the country for someone who clearly didn't feel the same may have been a mistake
@Clammyfellow2 ай бұрын
3:29 well that aged like milk
@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi-r3oАй бұрын
"Or Sheetz" hearing sheetz feels wierd since i go to it almost every day
@ahuman40615 ай бұрын
this vid caused and helped with the clarity
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@liamodahl12052 ай бұрын
3:29 "Ooh. That one didn't age quite so well..."
@BjornIdiottsonn5 ай бұрын
4:02 How deliberately did you separate Style Theory from the rest of the Theories? Like damn, I know Style be a whole 'nother level of different in comparison to the others but still
@isakwisener60472 ай бұрын
6:40 Fr I'm in it for the smells alone most of the time, dirtier the better
@FeliX3___5 ай бұрын
5:27 i think it's plushophilia
@SpookyPancakes4 ай бұрын
Not even the CIA could get this out of me
@thenightranger9875 ай бұрын
3:44 You KNOW they’re gonna come out with a video trying to theorize which video made it happen
@whiterabbit475 ай бұрын
I found out this week, that I am entirely oblivious to any and all innuendos
@joshshrum27645 ай бұрын
I’m so cooked.
@ochaco_the_moon_watcher5 ай бұрын
1:25 just started the video. Just can’t come to blame that person! I love the ink demon as much as the next guy.
@p-__5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite’s farts
@Butteredprawns5 ай бұрын
I was literally just going to check if a new video was posted
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@KiwiTheRetroGalАй бұрын
Nice try Dad, I'm not sharing a damn thing
@juniistar5 ай бұрын
"please let us go kwite" *we dont say in unison*
@p-__5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite's farts
@thatbloodyspy5 ай бұрын
My wildest is when i realized nothing i do or say means anything then proceeded to have an identity crisis for awhile
@birdsarerathercool5 ай бұрын
Ok guts
@thatbloodyspy5 ай бұрын
@@birdsarerathercool ok guts
@birdsarerathercool5 ай бұрын
@@thatbloodyspy nice conversation guts
@thatbloodyspy5 ай бұрын
@@birdsarerathercool no different than guts, guts
@nebula1895 ай бұрын
The reflection of his monitor in his glasses looks like he has pupils
@TxzwP5 ай бұрын
3:48 POOR MATPAT 😂
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@Ðogecoin3 ай бұрын
@@p-__is this true
@jennifertattershall9141Ай бұрын
おーのー
@pandathebest43895 ай бұрын
I simply never have clarity, post nut or otherwise
@SodiumNitrateS5 ай бұрын
Bro does not think
@mrziiz68935 ай бұрын
One must simply nut, regardless of the clarity of his mind and soul.
@electr0cute1705 ай бұрын
Bro is on the lowest cruelty squad level of difficulty
@spacereaper6665 ай бұрын
Here's just one of mine. "Damn, that was like, the entire reason for his trauma"
@harizzafran79733 ай бұрын
I’m probably wrong, but if I had to guess Angel Dust?
@euosvarietychannel69865 ай бұрын
Don't have to worry about sticky fingers, but man, the existential thoughts rush in right after so I gotta switch directly back to KZbin to give my brain enough whiplash to stop it
@p-__5 ай бұрын
my farts are better than Kwite's farts
@Golden_Official100Ай бұрын
"Why" was my most commun thought Before going on a philosophical shit that not even Socrate thought of
@apollo75575 ай бұрын
8:01 pokiemaine editor needs to take notes
@BotturasStudios3 ай бұрын
"come again, this time in my ear" - deadpool
@Jacob_G95 ай бұрын
"Bro this is fucked up" *Continues to watch* Any extreme hentai.
@Arachne20085 ай бұрын
(;ω;)
@Pufflord4 ай бұрын
Literally me w Toshi Densetsu, first episode was actual hell, but I've never seen something that gave me such emergence vibes, mix of regret and non regret pulling through
@massiveman44 ай бұрын
my best one was "i don't like to use these types of words but wow, that edging shit really works"
@jonsnail11065 ай бұрын
5 seconds in and there's a jojo reference
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@jonsnail11065 ай бұрын
@@p-__ I don't care I ain't into that stuff
@forceghostyoda57305 ай бұрын
@@jonsnail1106it’s a bot
@tyttuut5 ай бұрын
@@p-__I hate you so much
@VankoGN5 ай бұрын
0:02 Sticky Fingers as a Stand? That would be pretty dope!
@bug_under5 ай бұрын
the rise of gooning and it's consequences have been a disaster to the human race
@p-__5 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@andrewhussiefanboy81965 ай бұрын
3:44 Just switched to an alt account where im anon cause this reminded me that the first time i ever had the s word, him and I were watching MatPat’s fnaf timeline videos
@Decay_theory5 ай бұрын
for me it was "if they existed IRL would kobolds have slits...or sheathes.. ..also i might be gay" make of that what you will
@astronomical_fivehead5 ай бұрын
9:38 i had a friend who had 18‘000 of these in his hidden camera roll built up from since the pandemic and one or two months ago he cane to us opened his hidden photos and everything was gone. He didnt have no backup or whatsoever. He said it needed somewhere between 5-10 minutesto fully delete either by moving to the trash bin or to empty it i dont remember
@orangeartist5 ай бұрын
Kwite is doing everything he can to keep talking about Kendrick in every new video he posts