Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake | The Tim Dillon Show

Tim examines the rat men phenomenon, the pride flag, Justin Timberlake's arrest, summer abortions, cartels’ immigration packages, the most American city and happy dictators.
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[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

Weekly reminder that Tim Dillion should have a radio show on GTA6 make it happen piglets

[@Hk7762Tube]

But I want him as a CoD skin!

[@KC-nd7nt]

Don't stop posting . This could happen

[@yeahyouknowit983]

Great idea!

[@projectburpees]

Not only that, Tim needs to lock this up with rockstar right now. EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS!

[@Dgilman32]

Nothing would make me happier

[@CaseyNadolski-xu3rv]

This lesbian makes some great points. Subscribed!

[@johndoe225]

i want Tim Dillon as a White House press secretary when World War 3 kicks off.

[@johnnyshanksalot8358]

"Good evening, ladies & gentlemen, members of the press... Now first, I'd just like to say that the complete annihilation of western Europe, Hawaii and three fifths of the continental United States earlier this afternoon was clearly less than ideal. Mistakes were made and I will be the first to admit it..."

[@RedsMeName]

We need that for the next rounds of gilly and keeves sketches!!

[@johndoe225]

@johnnyshanksalot8358 if Carribean islands get destroyed, Tim would express his sadness that we'll never find out who went to Epstein's Island

[@metamorphicme9378]

Just a normal day of doing FAKE BUSINESS!​@johnnyshanksalot8358

[@ryanowns5]

"The draft is enacted, we wish them well. You want the real tragedy, my pool isnt done yet."

[@gmcneil5923]

You are required to have at least 6 pieces of flair on your pride flag.

[@josef2012]

👏👏👏

[@sk8legendz]

Chachis

[@InsaneStryker777]

Soon the World Atlas will just be a big Pride Flag, encapsulating EVERYTHING.

[@dashingeduardosuarez]

There's that number again. Every time, I'm tellin ya.

[@CryHavocWarDog]

Only 6!? What are you, some kind of far-right extreme racist?

[@UltraContra711]

Life in the big city.

[@runswithraptors]

Life in the 🐖🌃

[@chriznew1695]

I wish em well

[@UltraContra711]

VONDERBAR!

[@UltraContra711]

​@chriznew1695 In the wishing well.

[@Truffle_Pup]

It's a real knife fight out there

[@huckwild6464]

Tim picked an amazing shirt to show us what it would look like if a massive tsunami were to overtake a city

[@billyjean5934]

last time he bombed at the beach it caused a tsunami so it could be a metaphor perhaps?

[@AwfulLottaYea]

What a beautiful image

[@pinecone3870]

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a comment in a very long time

[@Jeffery-h8su]

That's Good

[@andrews6517]

Real life lol

[@2010kgurl]

My depressed rodent brother in law has reason to not kill himself today. Thank you, mental health professional Tim Dillon!

[@reforcedrs]

blessed

[@MrHeavy466]

We wish him well.

[@finger-board]

The “Rat King” is Theo Von 😂😂😂😂

[@user-id3bu4vn8q]

No

[@Basbhat]

Gang gang baby!! 🐀👑

[@ethansweet8256]

@@user-id3bu4vn8qyes

[@ehhhhhhhh2233]

False. It's Charlie Kelly

[@1997HTAA]

That’s on god baby boy

[@anthonybarsness1462]

Fame and money usually destroys people. It just makes Tim stronger

[@joeyrichard176]

My baby is having surgery today and your episode put a smile on my face.

[@updownkid]

🙏🏼🙏🏼❤❤❤

[@Basbhat]

Sending prayers for your baby and your family! 🙏🏻💫❤️ God Bless you all!

[@Pope_John_Auspol_II]

We wish him well 🏌️‍♂️

[@Mal8sdrty1234vdf]

Never fails. Within a few minutes, I’m laughing hysterically. “Is that part for the hostages?” (Gay flag) hahaaaa 😂

[@spenceronyoutube7057]

Last week I cried when Tim didn’t release a new episode

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

Me too 😢

[@perfectcoda1]

He did though

[@oddassembler]

Thats it? I had to sacrifice my first born in order to satiate what was missing.

[@SGFTI]

Last week I didn't notice when a new episode wasn't released, podcasts are background noise.

[@slump47]

I just watched him riffing with Nick Mullen on tafs to fill the void and was not disappointed.

[@vurtechre]

only one thing could make me more depressed than living in a world without Tim Dillon and that is the world with Tim Dillon

[@elijah3807]

When i dont see Tim Dillon ep’s i think ‘no’. When i do see Tim Dillon ep’s i also think ‘no’.

[@dylanhensley2867]

@@wildomegamusicquickest way to get fake sympathy

[@dondps21]

Well done.

[@mikemichaels2914]

Like your his hubby or his pet dressed in a onezie

[@Mizikame]

It’s because he keeps it Real so you realize he’s talking about our Collective Reality and it is like “Oh No” 😨

[@InstituteU]

It’s gunna be a rat boy summer for sure

[@dylanhensley2867]

Profile pic checks out. Live it up rodent.

[@nitrousnine]

Pass the cheese ratboy😊!

[@knowone11111]

Year of the Rat 🐀

[@julianmichael2791]

😂

[@Ksaund3]

A rat tat tat on that ass type of summer 😂😂😂😂😂

[@morningstar9233]

Easy way or hard way, Tony Soprano wants his shirt back Tim.

[@mandreadfg]

Lol. Great comment

[@MonoDde]

Tim woke up this morning, got himself a pint. At salt & straw

[@JJBerthume]

Tim you are my eternal scooby snack

[@JackMSheridan]

Never heard it explained better

[@UnorthodoxMasterOfGames]

HAHAHA RELAX, hilarious comment

[@skwydzee2716]

In the middle of a flood, but Tim Dillon comments sections are always a hearthstone of comfort.

[@mikelsbug817]

You in Minnesota?

[@skwydzee2716]

@@mikelsbug817 Yeaaap. 😅

[@dertythegrower]

A flood... hah, thats tiny

[@skwydzee2716]

@dertythegrower Still sucks. 50 mil in damages, supposedly.

[@imemberberry]

We all wish you well.

[@Lopfff]

A Seasonal Summer Abortion is my favorite Woody Allen movie

[@davidorlow8043]

I believe you meant a midsummer night’s abortion

[@JMU365]

Women: “We don’t like being weak and subjugated” *gets power* Women: “So we like weak and subjugated men”

[@blindthrall]

Except they really don't.

[@EloyGabriel_]

As a resident of Phoenix for 20 plus years, can confirm it's like the movie Dune but everyone has a Gun 😂

[@dertythegrower]

sh hole

[@dre009]

weekly reminder that Tim isn’t a gay man.

[@miguelito2361]

He just pretends to be gay so that he doesn't have to explain to his parents that he can't coexist with a female without getting violent

[@sthubbins4038]

Gay woman?

[@tristarperfecta1061]

If he was gay, I'd be bi

[@mikul3122]

I was shopping at DXL yesterday and saw tim sweating and peering into my changing room above the divider

[@miguelito2361]

I wonder what sort of KZbin employee dogshit human being spends their time stalking me & deleting my comments 🤔

[@xitaris5981]

The second the modified the original pride flag, they showed they didn't understand what the rainbow signified. All the colors of the rainbow? The infinite variability of the light spectrum? Everyone is already included in the rainbow. Flags are supposed to be unifying. If you have to add individual symbols for each group, you're indicating you're not unified.

[@google_is_a_criminal]

That's what it's for, division through diversity, through atomization.

[@updownkid]

Where is the flag’s component for neurodivergent Scandinavian rodent attracted demi-bulimic single dad identifying minors? Outraged.

[@fbinformant]

It's gay race communism

[@fbinformant]

it's gay race communism

[@fbinformant]

it's gay race communism

[@jamesb6102]

The circle represents the prolapses

[@updownkid]

🤣🤣🤣💀⚰️

[@christoduplessis8177]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@phatbeatsbadnews2724]

😂😂😂

[@Mal8sdrty1234vdf]

“TOR-tuuuuuuu-GAH!” Hahaaa 😂

[@justice4124]

Slop is served

[@karmaandkerosene2885]

There's something to be said for bringing shame back.

[@adamjames1375]

Shames kinda like eugenics. Sounds great but where do you start & stop?

[@caleighhraee]

@@adamjames1375shame is not like eugenics at all, what are you smoking?

[@caddyshack68]

I’d love to see this man as a new host on The View.

[@Queefy]

Tim and Whoopi the new Morning Show coming this Fall!

[@bandjolyn]

In Phoenix, the floor is literally lava.

[@BigNiz82]

Brett Cooper was way ahead of this! "Wet Cigarette" boys she called them. I like that better 🤷‍♂️

[@anthonyrotola9905]

Tim slays on Tucker's podcast.

[@hwholmes9683]

Tim, Tucker, and Joe on the panel for presidential debates. Yes or Yes

[@anthonyrotola9905]

@@hwholmes9683 And Alex.

[@stallowner125]

@@anthonyrotola9905 Problem with a having Alex on the panel is he wont stop talking long enough for anyone else to make a point lol

[@stephenlinza894]

Baby boomer part is just so spot on

[@NFLamm]

Watch Tim’s podcast with Lex Friedman ❤

[@flyfriz]

tim would be a church pastor in an alternate universe

[@KiethHaard]

My boy Theo gonna have the time of his life. Let’s go rat king!

[@Basbhat]

Gang gang baby!!!! 🐀👑

[@seshboy612]

Emerald green for the Irish! 😂

[@pretty_troll]

I let Tim Dillon do all my thinking for me 💌

[@benjaminreyes3624]

😂

[@nickm724]

“ I’ve had enough of the demonizing of North Korea” 😂😂

[@shorty_giggls]

I'm at a community pool right now and I'm gonna play this so loud 😂

[@simply.living.better]

😂😂😂😂

[@damiens6465]

Kim and Putin look so happy! Tim's right. I think this new friendship is gonna be the start of something special..

[@DONTSTEPNSNEK507]

Since the draft is coming back can we start listening to CCR

[@marcievanden-heuvel1426]

Who stopped listening?!?!

[@TheNamesDimitri]

Weekly reminder that Timmy needs his own radio station on GTA6

[@dertythegrower]

why did you copy the top comment 3 hours after?? psh

[@Freud_Mayweather]

​@@dertythegrowerboth of the NPCs copied it from the previous 25 weeks

[@scrappy7885]

We get it

[@zacharyneely2014]

Cringe

[@ShaneMclane-PrivateEye]

You and anyone else who takes the 2 seconds to type that are worthless losers.

[@newyardleysinclair9960]

Imagine being a purple circle person

[@mcaglecagle938]

Thank you Tim Dillon, I’m feel majorly blessed to live in the same time as you 🙌🏼🔥💜

[@SGFTI]

I was not expecting a Donkey Kong Country reference from Tim Dillon, I figured he thought video games are too gay.

[@andrewbrown151]

I suggest whoever is reading this to buy a couple of trauma kits, get the proper training to use them, keep one at home, one or two in the car/truck and a small one on you, chest seals, tourniquets, packing gauze, and pressure dressings... This is an election year and probably gonna be wild... You have a responsibility to your fellow humans to "be useful"

[@josef2012]

Legit

[@jonbrowning7340]

This is how the US forestry service comments on Tim Dillon videos. Act accordingly.

[@BenjiBeard]

I can't believe the progress flag doesn't include all of the platonic solids. I guess it's still a work in progress

[@mcaglecagle938]

Now I have a reason to go to bed 😂

[@dylanhensley2867]

Tim is gay. He doesn’t want to go to bed with you.

[@wesleymce]

13 hr ago is wild

[@Gaggerlotion]

What’s the reason?

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Shut your mouth.

[@NathanTufts]

Tim Dillon is my pigga ❤ I feast at your trough. God bless you

[@TJH615]

As a rodentkin I’m pleased with this news.

[@sallysue8176]

“Sexy rat” is so funny to me.

[@alexkuball2593]

It’s my summer finally baby

[@lbyerly]

If you mean you look like a rat...you don't! Haha you're quite handsome

[@hjv7121]

This is the only podcast that I actually enjoy listening to the ads. “And I’m on a moat with a goat” 😂

[@andrewbailone9866]

Thank you for brightening my Saturday once again Timmy

[@shogunloophole8816]

Rat Boy Summer !!! Let’s Goooooo!!!!

[@newyardleysinclair9960]

Imagine secretly recording an old women (who is a private citizen mind you) complaining about ugly flags and think youve got a big scoop lol

[@aleslie300]

Went to get smokes this morning saw a homeless lady arguing with the clerk she was gonna shit in the store cuz he wouldnt sell her the booze she told him not to sell her

[@updownkid]

That tracks.

[@2masterofpuppets2]

Desert homeless fucking killed me😂😂😂 and the griddlecake sidewalk

[@updownkid]

Is second degree burnt flesh the components of heme?

[@Che1seabluesdrogba11]

The pride flag ever since they changed it from a simple rainbow, has got to be a 4chan psyop. All these squares, triangles, circles and addition colors is insane

[@tristarperfecta1061]

😅every time I see it, I think psyop

[@MattAngiono]

How long until it's the same all seeing eye pyramid they have on the dollar?

[@HawaiiSustainable]

God hates flags

[@outofbody6797]

what a beautiful saturday. new episode. LOVE IT

[@hristossarikehagias9793]

I've set up my alarm to explode in six hours so i can watch it ay!

[@machina_spirit]

Love Tim’s reference to the old school SNES Donkey Kong Country toxic water levels, what a nostalgic throwback triggered some childhood memories for me haha

[@rhyanoneill1932]

Tim's shirt Looks like a Sim City 2000 flood.

[@DarkLordJmac]

I have an uncle who lives in the Hamptons. He was a NYC school teacher. His retirement is 20k a month. He made 0 crazy investments. He just had a pension. He retired in 1985. He can't believe the cost of bananas

[@trevorjohnson4236]

💀

[@jordanzothegreat8696]

And you would be in his position if you just worked hard and didn't buy expensive coffee all the time

[@dylanhensley2867]

@@jordanzothegreat8696exactly. He needs to work hard until he dies.

[@updownkid]

#datboomerlife

[@joannabreaks435]

I had lost my cat and was looking for it and I played Tim's podcast and it meowed and I found him

[@joshcortezmusic8697]

It came from hearing all the talk of rat men

[@joannabreaks435]

@@joshcortezmusic8697 it was truly miraculous

[@Khadra-vn7mw]

Am I to understand that black = trans = gay? Because that is what that flag is saying.

[@spazmonkey3815]

That is what it says. The only people not included thankfully are us white folk.

[@sethbecker7162]

It’s hilarious. Anything but white is the same as being gay

[@adamjames1375]

We're nearing the event horizon where everything is equal, except anything.

[@asiasimmons9995]

@@adamjames1375spot on.

[@leifholt2026]

really? lol. No, that's not what it's saying. It's a sign of solidarity and support for various separate types of marginalized people.

[@theroamingsavage8813]

Rat boy summer

[@volsby50]

About time! 😂 needed this for work

[@Nikster123198]

Tim Dillon and John Mulaney should be doing Daily Show/ Colbert Report style late shows back to back

[@morenow3092]

They'd muzzle Timmy. He's better off here

[@vaughncollins1386]

John Mulaney sucks

[@Nikster123198]

@@vaughncollins1386 that’s why it’s a good idea. Polar opposites not everyone likes both but something in between for everyone.

[@updownkid]

Omg please 🙏🏼

[@michaeliacono4853]

Please lets sign a petition to get Tim Dillon his own GTA 6 radio station.

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

I did .. I left it in your room.

[@businessman7841]

my husband said you're his favorite gay

[@cecilyerker]

Your husband is Tim’s favorite gay

[@MrTannerreed]

“Rat men” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@MoneyMark97]

I am a rat man and I'm excited for my summer.

[@jerryhughes8851]

You're the bestest in the whole wide world homeboy!!! Making my day at work a bit more tolerable...

[@blindthrall]

Had a friend once that looked like Chuck E Cheese. He pulled a suprising amount of tail.

[@AmyCat71]

I am very pleased to see the Princess Diana bear but I miss her pod commentary.

[@djcbal]

I'm sitting outside of this grocery store in Phoenix spraying elderly in the face with those little water fans, thanks Tim!

[@jayweiss4378]

Tim is the type of guy to drink a beer while playing with his Model Train Set!

[@dominicdager4331]

Tim dillon talking about poison pond from dkc is just awesome hahaha

[@thatsnotlegal]

Thank you Tim Saturday complete

[@BLAISEDAHL96]

48:40 best part of the entire episode. “Little human cheeseburgers” and the screaming bit was absolutely hilarious

[@b3astlyify]

Moves to South Tucson last year, lived in the Midwest my whole life. I’m back home now because EXACTLY what tim talked about. couldn’t deal with being accosted by 14 “sand people” on my way into a gas station. I once had to chase one down on a borrowed bike and jump him for stealing my phone I had gotten 2 weeks prior. The desert is a horror

[@britl6618]

It ain't for the soft, that's for sure

[@cecilyerker]

Makes it sound like you were accosted by Tusken Raiders

[@ApostleEpistle]

The Justin Timberlake mug shot looks like Hugh Jackman. Whoa! That means JT could be the new franchise Wolverine, and then Wolverine would at last be a short man like in the comic books, like JT!

[@Hans_Wermhat]

There is only one Rat King and his name is Theo Vonn.

[@chriskiefer7493]

Chuck E. Cheese enthusiasts.

[@updownkid]

Oooh, imagine the MAP’s/rat attracted persons crossovers! Chuck E. Cheese will be the new freaky sex clubs.

[@headfullofacid8088]

Excuse me sir it’s Mr. Charles Cheese to you

[@HiPocket303]

Rodent men rise up

[@updownkid]

We need an anthem!

[@TheThriftShopSampler]

You know, the Atlantic ocean is very nice this time of year.

[@spazmonkey3815]

You bet, I was just in it today....I was in heaven.

[@syr72]

4:35 the supreme court betch who is great btw😂😂

[@gabrielmendoza7834]

Tim should be casted to play Gus in a Cinderella reboot.

[@Blakieelliott]

5min in & im dying with the rat-men 😭

[@brockwhite8699]

Tim talking about the judge's wife is the most "tell me you're a single gay man without telling me you're a single gay man."

[@janwouter5215]

Because?

[@brockwhite8699]

@@janwouter5215 Tim's gayness doesn't allow him to understand the dynamics of a man - woman relationship.

[@GenX80sKid]

When did Tim become so safe? Long gone are the days of "The Gates of Hell" and " A Tribute to the war in Afghanistan" .

[@ExecutiveZombie]

Thank you for your comedy Tim! 🙏🏽

[@richardstrocchia2488]

Rockford Illinois in the 🏠.

[@justkidding8304]

I met a guy from Rockford in jail. Told about a time a man shot another in the face over a $10 baggie. Met two more at a dive, nice guys, said it wasn't great. I wish you well. God bless.

[@pucz8215]

The seamless transition of this podcast from being one of the funniest shows to the musings of a lonely gay man real state ramblings is really something

[@grudgelife7786]

Completely agree, compare anything he has done on the last 2yrs. Compared to episodes like #288, 301,302, or the "Tourette " episode. Fewer and fewer Saturday nights are wasted hoping it will get better. R.I.P. TDS 2018 to 2022.

[@aceking121212]

Tim making a Donkeu Kong Country reference made me happier than it should have

[@SlippinJimmy4Life]

I can see a lot of great late stage career roles for Tim that he’s not quite ready for yet but one day will be. Mostly villains including but not limited to Disney and classic video game to film remakes. Clown from Spawn. Trans Ursula from the little mermaid. Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog. The Cat or the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland more the Cat. Any advisor to a film’s central villain antagonist. It’s just the beginning. Tim hasn’t even begun to bloom. Enjoy the very beginning folks. ❤

[@updownkid]

Yes! Major Cheshire Cat vibes.

[@DrRockso0]

They just switched the word “twink” for “sexy rat guys”

[@bravenkind7843]

The rat king is all of them together as a human centipede. Because they don’t have tails

[@mataranado]

i knew it had the feeling Tim was going to upload

[@sjohn-th9ok]

tim dillon is so good i dont even skip the 2nd ad

[@johnminchin1859]

I hope you enjoyed your holiday break

[@Riceball80IA]

Ain’t no holiday here

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

Took both my girlfriends. One had twins in her🙄 So glad things worked out. Planned parenthood should have a buy 5 get one free tho. Goin broke.

[@Basbhat]

@@williemasterofdestruction5339Damn no 2 for 1 deal? Planned Parenthood should really be offering discounts by now. Sorry for your bank account’s loss!

[@jakesvideocafe]

This is gonna be the perfect summer for Adam Friedland

[@britl6618]

No, he's a bug 🐞

[@TOb-yj4pl]

Also for my gay adopted son Nick.