Postal 2 : Coleman's Reign

Also known in the UK as "Pee Pee Post Office".

[@dragonlizard7]

This video perfectly illustrates how Dunkey interacts with people outside in the real world.

[@Tominatorr]

Haha best comment ive ever seen

[@jacobseeley9674]

dragonlizard7 I think he maybe coleman

[@trollson4621]

This is not game footage, this is Dunkey with a go pro.

[@oldgoblin7312]

You have the best pic ive ever seen.

[@dzikbytom6414]

EY BEYBEY. LES FUK

[@coriantumpacumeni9911]

This game has more NPC interactivity than GTAV

[@kurtispittman6869]

Kinda sad that this is true. They should definitely make civilians be a tad bit more interactive in scenarios

[@adrianS005]

@@kurtispittman6869 Well they did in Rdr2

[@mcridindirty2627]

@ScorpionTitan i play both

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

It even has more interactivity than GTA 4

[@Mustafa-fm7kg]

The only thing that bothers me while playing Postal 2 was the fact we couldn't drive a car :(

[@TheDemonsunleashed]

This game was banned in more than five countries and is highly regarded for controversy. The violence is so absurdly cartoony its kinda funny to think how this upset so many back then.

[@circlehousePRO]

well because it would be the same as having a "Boston bombing" or "9/11" game, the first postal was based on a guy that just like went around murdering people one day

[@TheDemonsunleashed]

circlehousePRO Thats very vague considering that a lot of psychopaths go around killing people. Its also just as offensive as flying paper airplanes into a building

[@circlehousePRO]

+Mendez The expression derives from a series of incidents from 1986 onward in which United States Postal Service (USPS) workers shot and killed managers, fellow workers, and members of the police or general public in acts of mass murder. Between 1986 and 1997, more than 40 people were gunned down by current or former employees in at least 20 incidents of workplace rage.

[@juliuspantoja6878]

+circlehousePRO oh shit that's kinda lit

[@vinegar3617]

I believe this game was made purely to offend people.

[@ZaneSilverz]

You know how many fucking times Ive accidently launched this game? I always wanna play Portal 2 and end up playing this.

[@cacomeat7385]

lol, same.

[@gassedjohansen2478]

+PixelReviver This is Portal 2 stop fucking drinking dad

[@OreoThePanda]

+Johansen Scuttlecum I read it as Portal 2...

[@hankhill8146]

I thought this video was Portal 2...

[@DevilsKnight777]

Mank demes

[@yunikage]

"I don't even like video games" "Oh, you should play Postal 2" sick burn dunk

[@CunningCondor]

Technically that's a commendation.

[@XxBeatlesAreTheBest]

I'm so used to him labeling this as different names from their original that I read the link as Portal 2 without even thinking lol

[@TheInfinityOwl]

I did absolutely the same thing.

[@xXblazmodzXx]

I did too XD

[@HogRider420]

XD

[@off_mah_lawn2074]

Same lmao

[@Mossy-yk2cr]

Lol me too even though i have no idea what yall are talking about

[@baconsir1159]

He never used the cat as a silencer. I am disappoint

[@spidercore1177]

ed

[@sinnison23]

Yeah, and he never smoked the crack or catnip either. =/

[@kakyoinslefttit3929]

Maybe PETA is after his ass or somethin

[@radDocu]

ment

[@alexpolusyan3704]

He didn’t even pee on himself or others to put out fire

[@captainitalia811]

i think this is the only game dunk played correctly

[@nouveaumanifesto]

mainly because there's no real wrong way to play postal tbh

[@njux1871]

@@nouveaumanifesto same with Stanley Parable tho

[@chegg1349]

8:21 Joker (2019)

[@kristianruth7669]

Chegg underrated comment

[@jackcutter2]

Just stop. You're such a cringey child

[@jackcutter2]

@@kristianruth7669 really not but okay kiddo

[@kristianruth7669]

Jack Cutter do you know what humor is?

[@tarkus2455]

We really do live in a society after all.

[@vicrattlehead9412]

this man is going to be a father

[@eliasomneshauso3732]

Fr😂

[@KingDDD999]

do you think we should tell him that you can piss on a donut and a cop'll eat it?

[@supremegoat24]

there's an achievement for that

[@charliekill88]

@@supremegoat24 lol

[@Shadowdreamcast]

What the hell? I never knew that. I’m going to try that tonight.

[@pulungcahyomulyadi9066]

@@Shadowdreamcast took you 4 years

[@therealAkito]

@@pulungcahyomulyadi9066 better late than never

[@MrNamegame]

Eat the grenade to replenish your health bar -videogamedunkey, 2013 XD

[@opa7906]

XXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD EKS DEE MATE

[@DevilsKnight777]

+Goose Overlord YE BAAABY ITS ALL OGER! DANK MEMES!!!

[@MrNamegame]

The Christmas Pisser Okay.

[@BrainTako]

Jake Paul may have tazed a dead rat, but Dunkey was tazing animals before it was cool.

[@eshankarnik262]

Logan*

[@YourPalHDee]

Wow he tazed a dead rat? That's pretty gross.

[@mr_clydethecat2240]

@@a-ha4940 N-No it isn’t. That’s not the joke that is a legitimate mistake

[@nicqueryjohnson4195]

@@mr_clydethecat2240 To be fair, they ARE carbon copies of each other.

[@chibi_undercover9663]

"Youre no match for the fire" nice pun right there.

[@ThrowPunches]

wow.... i just got it now lol, i dont even think its an unintentional pun tho

[@amrachow]

Gam gam star

[@bait5257]

Oh shit I just got it

[@haseenabadshah5381]

"You're*

[@chibi_undercover9663]

@@haseenabadshah5381 You're* a piece of shit

[@SteamPunkWillie64]

Postal Dude: "I don't even really like video games" Dunkey: "Oh you should play Postal 2" 3 meta 5 me

[@Sotau890]

Critically acclaimed DOGGY

[@nouveaumanifesto]

@Gorbo exactly, I miss this era of comments/youtube. 2016 is the best era ever

[@Doobus_Goodus]

"Nothing personal man but you're fired hahahaha" Pulls out M16

[@astronomicallysauce]

This is how he met leah

[@Kirbini1]

"AY LEMME SEE THAT RACK"

[@jobansand]

She signed his petition.

[@dannydorrito2315]

GAMES ARE BAD THEY MAKE YOU MAD GAMES ARE BAD THEY MAKE YOU MAD! Proceeds to grab a bunch of shotguns and smgs and shoots a bunch of people. 10/10 accurate protest simulator.

[@jerrymcghoulberry355]

+Passionate Embrace As if those were the only groups of protesters to ever get violent. Anyone remember Gandhi?

[@jerrymcghoulberry355]

+Jordan No I was more referencing his followers. How they sometimes got violent despite Gandhi's teachings.

[@jerrymcghoulberry355]

+Jordan No History repeats itself and it always will. The sooner you drop it the better off you are.

[@ABPHistory]

liberals existed since fucking ancient times

[@ivanaleksandrov5375]

I heard gays not games

[@mooniothegamer]

I got a six pack from laughing to hard

[@sunenthusiast502]

+mooniothegamer too*

[@MotherSoren]

+Elan England I'm an asshole*

[@LP2freakBOY]

skin09588 Woah dude chill

[@TVthePunisher]

+Noah Justus I'm sure he chilled over a year ago...but who knows, he might still be edgy.

[@superstinkybeans]

That man laughing and insulting dunkey as his face gets repetitively smacked by a shovel is my hero

[@bigtasty6066]

"He thinks I'm going to wait in line, when I have a perfectly good rocket launcher right here."

[@zawarudo1041]

that shops is pretty sturdy, to be honest

[@acidpoisonvat6398]

I've seen this bideo so many times, definitely one of dunkeys best bideos.

[@acidpoisonvat6398]

Still coming back to this video.

[@KILLCHRISU]

Green Keegan bideo*

[@acidpoisonvat6398]

Irrapture I will not!

[@gary8387]

Still?

[@vesselytheyoucraft]

Video*

[@dart2527]

How the fuck do people misread the title? What the hell does Gary Coleman have to do with portals?

[@blorfenburger]

Have you seen dunkey thumbnails

[@MrCrazyToad]

0:54 Someone, somewhere, is aroused by that and all the things you said.

[@BigDaddyZakk420]

Max Hardcore is a living testament to that, is he not? Fuck humanity.

[@reidysmeidy5772]

this is true

[@sluggysworld469]

+MrCrazyToad ppsssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ppssssstt ppppssssssssssssstttttt i think it's fuckin this guy

[@brigvadirgeneral]

lol

[@seanstange8704]

You mentioned me?

[@blopenshtop]

The game company who made this are called Running With Scissors

[@jknifgijdfui]

Wow you understood the joke nice job

[@realkingofantarctica]

Every time I find out Dunkey played a game I like nearly a decade ago, I always get really excited to watch it.

[@sins5376]

Fun fact ,if you chop someones head off while he throws up, his head will just keep puking!

[@flyingbearcrap1121]

@Names are for the Weak hold on

[@memeriod]

@Names are for the Weak yes! Although it also seems they updated it to have more fluids like blood and other bodily fluids! Not sure if they put that in the game yet though.

[@assukka]

"You're no MATCH for this fire" pun not intended.

[@hellvengtfo]

+Cloaker WULULULULULLULULU

[@svenrawandreloaded]

can you actually get gary coleman to sign your petition?

[@emzedjiklool511]

Yes.

[@quarantinetarantula5497]

Yep

[@alalvarez7301]

It's a bit hard to, but you can.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Not anymore, no.

[@svenrawandreloaded]

HellChuggapri1 what do you mean not anymore? did they patch it for some reason?

[@SilverSalvador]

2:59 lmfao its like that girl heard him irl

[@mechiimi]

When I first saw the video i thought postal 2 was dunkey's way of saying portal 2

[@HandelOp6No5]

This video has aged hilariously.

[@theinfernoburns]

If Dunkey ever gets cancelled, it'll be because of this video lol

[@Claego]

Haha seriously I think this might be the most vulgar I've seen him. But it's comedy and ppl should chill

[@chimedemon]

Pshhh whaaat noooooo 7:30 *why would you ever think that?*

[@ray4493]

Damn this is probably one of his funniest videos yet. Mario makers videos are top tier too.

[@IndraD]

@@chimedemon I used to kill NPCs in Vice City just to see that cooch

[@eponymous3784]

If something offends you, just don't watch it.

[@yuribartieniev8364]

One guy called me crazy for playing this game. Once I let him play it he went insane killing every npc in the game.

[@UnknownPerson-wc7wf]

5:48 So, No one seriously talked about this? IT'S A MASTAPEECE

[@bluesteel3238]

Best part

[@harizzlepizzle387]

"he thinks I'm gonna wait in line with a perfectly good rocket launcher"

[@superstinkybeans]

Harizzle Pizzle thats a good one

[@LightCrib2]

1:13 is that the girl from Jurassic Park: Trespasser?

[@jockringer6437]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@D7mee010]

0:35 Yorick early days.

[@ThrowPunches]

why doesn't this comment have more likes xD

[@StarsingerOG]

0:50 - Kog maw early days.

[@ThrowPunches]

LoLDailyPlay LMFOA xD

[@ThrowPunches]

***** oh i get what you are saying xD

[@CrashBandicoot68]

countering nasus

[@Below-Zero.]

The throwup was still coming out of the throat even though she didn't have a head.

[@matgameplay2010]

"He thinks I'm going to wait in line when I have a perfectly good rocket launcher right here!"

[@tylerpatterson3328]

This whole game is like a shitty episode of robot chicken

[@samsoper3507]

Your name made me slightly amused.

[@thescroot]

Indiana Jones And the Crystal Meth So...an episode of Robot Chicken.

[@darcgibson5099]

If ever there was an advert for Mothers for Banning Video Games of Satan, it would be this.

[@davymartini64]

... HEY BOOBOO GIMME DAT PICKANIC BASKET BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 4:41

[@zawwee88]

"Wiener Juice"

[@nikvalinsky]

1:42 is that you @Gus Johnson ?

[@peepopalaber]

This is part of my fucked up childhood. Awww yeeeeezzzzz

[@Terf1988]

It's actually a great game imo.

[@JotakRTS]

Arguably your greatest video

[@chronic_johnson_a.r.a.b]

This is the kind of edginess that KZbin has been missing lately. Thanks Dink.

[@catswork]

this man appeared in official Nintendo licensed media everyone

[@lulubella333]

oh my god I thought the title said Portal 2 I have deceived myself and now I must suffer

[@patrickliang4462]

LOL SAME

[@maxpolitan3997]

Me too

[@Dani404]

same

[@megaponful]

I never laughed so hard before. this is one of dunkey's best video ever made

[@jackalnut3034]

i cried at the infidel part

[@triledink]

2:06 is the best momment ever made in any video made by dunkey

[@419chris419]

I was waiting for the kicking, guess he never found that out.

[@superstinkybeans]

The first thing I did in this game was kick people in the face

[@Junkiemclovin]

7:29 The heavy breathing made SO much more hilarious.

[@robertb.5095]

7 years later and your mating habits still havent worked for me.

[@literalfuckingtroll]

This game was such a trip to play when it came out. Nothing like this could be made today. Critically underrated game also. Pretty fun choice based gameplay that still mostly holds up.

[@soiboi4497]

It could barely be made in 2003

[@xBREWSKI94x]

R. Kelly sim

[@cacomeat7385]

Lol, pretty fucking much.

[@StyleRx18]

8:50 Sir do u wanna join Google+?

[@MorbusCQ]

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE 30 SECOND PIXEL ADS ON EVERY FUCKING VIDEO GOD DAMN IT

[@doofus_dummy]

MorbusCQ PC: Download adblock iPhone: Jailbreak, then download KZbin ++ Android: Probably something similar to the iPhone method. If you do not want to do any of the options above, I am afraid I cannot help you.

[@CptOriginal]

did anyone else misread and think this was portal 2

[@NOVA-en4ci]

Tanner P No, I did it a long time ago, but why are there so many people that knows about portal 2 but not postal 2?

[@CptOriginal]

overgrowntrain5 darjan cause... portals

[@mooniothegamer]

Tanner P yes

[@mooniothegamer]

Tanner P yes

[@dailymotorshorts]

Yes, try not to hit portal 2 instead of postal 2 on Steam

[@ICantFindaNameSoYeah]

Send this to Buzzfeed

[@supermegashowofficial]

7:40 is an accurate reenactment of 2020

[@TheDBest1994]

Sign my petition, dunkey! :}

[@Realerthanreal.]

dunkey killed champ in the first 2 seconds lmfao

[@Aspen72]

no fucking way its the real giga chad 🤯

[@HC-qc5rp]

“The dog’s no match for the taser.”

[@bulkypigeon]

7:50 based dunkey?

[@comradedude5824]

@RobertChu We gotta sign those petitions one way or another

[@braziliantsar]

No, cringe and bluepilled.

[@0kayegs577]

The sexual frustration in this video is real

[@aleksandronufrak8792]

this is the funniest video in the world of dunkey

[@rightwing707]

Back when Dunkey respected women.

[@goldenotis9703]

dunky you are truly outrageous, you are truly truly truly, outrageous.

[@Wtfzipcode]

i come back to this video six years later and wish i could like it again.

[@DATskorge]

This is by far Dunkey's best ever video, and I've spent the hours going through and watching them all.

[@plague8638]

1:28 obivously the child of general sam and damny devito

[@kagentfred999]

2:08 EH BABEE! HAHAHA XD

[@AxelWsed]

Can't believe I still come back to this video four years later.

[@shantellemiller9487]

The fact gary Coleman voiced himself I still can't fucking believe

[@Genjink]

Gary coleman also played postal 2 which is way funnier

[@hayden6700]

Zack ward voiced himself too in paradise lost

[@Dylster501]

There's a movie of this game Holy Shit how did I not know?!?!?!

[@Masquesystemsltd]

The movie's fucking shitty.

[@bloodhit1]

+Donal Tromp ([EDGEMASTER]) Nah, it represents game perfectly.

[@L.Reeves]

+Bloodhit kek

[@DarkPsy]

The movie is kinda ok.

[@SandroAerogen]

The movie is excellent.

[@J--Dubs]

I came here for Portal 2.... I wasn’t disappointed

[@thejigular9704]

why is his mic quality better in 2013 than it is in 2020

[@maximussmells]

2012 dunkey was unhinged

[@bobdole7451]

I think this video successfully emulates the thought process of a serial killer.

[@lonelyshpee7873]

Yesterday I got Gary Coleman to sign my petition. Then I killed some cops for him and he started beating the corpse of one of the cops. Then I left. After 10 minutes, I came back and he was still kicking the corpse, so I offered him some money. He took the money, laughed like a maniac, then left. Miss you, Gary.

[@polybiusv7299]

Dunkey really calmed down a lot in his maturity

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Dunkey, I expected you to take the high road with this artistic masterpiece.

[@TmanT321]

I've watched this video many times, but I just heard him say at 5:30, "it appears tiger has had enough of this bitch's attitude" XD I love you dunkey

[@BiohazardousOW]

i couldnt breathe for a fair portion of the video from laughing too hard i could watch this all day and it wouldnt get old

[@overloadingbrain]

5:49 Dunkey laughs like Butthead here lmao

[@giorgisabashvili2664]

3:40 brb dying

[@n00dlesformabr00dles]

I thought the title said "Portal 2" and then I watched the whole thing and after I was like: this isnt Portal 2

[@aaaaallie]

I literally always forget the second half of this video and it always catches me off guard for some reason

[@steamedrice97]

Why did Gary Coleman actually voice himself in this game? It looks fun as hell but in a twisted and horrible way...

[@emzedjiklool511]

steamedrice97 Nah don't worry about it, You'll only feel sick after blowing up someone's head and urinating on him for the first time, But later you kinda get used to it.

[@SgtMjRomero]

Zack Ward makes an appearance in the Paradise Lost Expansion. He was the Postal Dude in the movie, and the evil ginger bully from A Christmas Story.

[@thecoolestdaniel4554]

I really wonder if his in laws saw this video

[@avalon343]

Never laughed this hard in a long time you're the man dunk!

[@josephporcelli2302]

easily the best dunky video, i'm crying right now

[@parsapasha2324]

6:48 jihad milk?

[@AnonsFunFactory]

2:06 I laughed so hard at this

[@TwoGamingGods]

I haven't laughed so hard in so long... I love you dunkey!

[@TheCrazyDcoolest]

I return 8 years later to what I now realize to be the greatest bit of dunkey commentary ever.

[@done___]

This is undoubtedly one of Dunkey's best vids. The petition scene will never be unfunny.

[@rafaeleich958]

dunkey was fighting police brutality before it was cool