Pot at the Canadian border | 22 Minutes

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TRANSCRIPT:
Even thought cannabis is legal in Canada, if
you're carrying pot when you enter the country,
you must declare it at the border, otherwise
you may face arrest and possibly criminal prosecution.
[car honks]
Where are you coming from?
Vermont.
What?
We don't have any pot to declare like at all so
like, no point even lookin'.
Papers.
Passports.
Reason for visiting the states.
I was visiting my friend.
And who are you?
I'm the friend.
We were both looking for me but I was in the
car the whole time so we couldn't find me.
What's with the smoke?
Uh.
[same time] Pot. Muffler.
Did you buy any cigarettes?
No, smoking is gross.
Then why do you have so many lighters?
Uh cuz we really like slow songs at concerts?
I'm gonna ask you guys a couple of questions,
ok?
What's eight times nine?
Eighty-nine.
What's fifteen percent of a forty dollar bill?
Too much?
How many grams are in an eighth?
Three and a half.
How many grams are in a quarter ounce?
Seven.
And how much is an ounce?
This much?
I'm gonna have to confiscate that.
Oh man.
That's like drug abuse.
Dude, how did you even know we were high!
You told me you drove in from Vermont.
Yeah...
This is the Canadian side.
[both start laughing]
[voiceover] Weed is legal in Canada, so you
really don't have any good reason to leave.
A message from the Canada Border Services
Agency.

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@tylerbrown8323
@tylerbrown8323 5 жыл бұрын
"Weed is legal in Canada so you dont't have any reason to leave" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 perfect eh
@acidburn7777
@acidburn7777 5 жыл бұрын
@@GurtonBuster07 welp...lets see here, well not quite Sept, our first snowfall in T.O (major snowfall) was on Nov 15th, 2018. and today is currently March 31st and as i look out my window (just a little west of T.O myself) I see a good 3-4 cm of snow on the ground...so yea Nov -Mar is our winter, it sucks.....but hey, Weed is legal :)
@johntrevena4280
@johntrevena4280 5 жыл бұрын
do u know HOW fkn Jealous us lot in the UK are?? I mean they cant sort the European Devorse out.. parliament argue amongst themselves like a abuse relationship and Canada has legal marijuana... I know ware id want to live!!#
@AGenericAccount
@AGenericAccount 5 жыл бұрын
@Tyler Durden just come to vancouver island ffs
@pinkusfloydus9373
@pinkusfloydus9373 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but our pm is a twat so .. there's that.. also it gets offly cold here
@AGenericAccount
@AGenericAccount 5 жыл бұрын
@Tyler Durden man you crazy, that shit is WAY too hot. I like my summers below 35 thx
@MichaelJohnson-ut2tq
@MichaelJohnson-ut2tq 5 жыл бұрын
"We really like slow songs at concerts" LOL that dude must of not been that baked because that was an epic save reply in the face of trouble.
@kennethwallace4338
@kennethwallace4338 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Johnson seen people do that after months of a binge. They be like........ Having a smoke....... Hour later and a gram plus no noticable difference. Other than a lighter mood.
@ghostnoodle9721
@ghostnoodle9721 5 жыл бұрын
The high can give or take the clutch
@cheekitb
@cheekitb 5 жыл бұрын
EPIC indeed, sir
@TacticalBe
@TacticalBe 5 жыл бұрын
...this is a skit though. Not real.
@codprocamp4690
@codprocamp4690 5 жыл бұрын
Or they're crack smokers
@Bl4zz3r
@Bl4zz3r 5 жыл бұрын
"We really like slow songs at concerts" LOL
@HashInfo
@HashInfo 5 жыл бұрын
I'm hash Info on KZbin I'm a Comedian from Winnipeg largest med grower in Canada by far the best!
@HashInfo
@HashInfo 5 жыл бұрын
@Dream Girls Daily what I cant hear you I'm right on the government weed 3+3=7! The good shit eh!
@isaiahconley8630
@isaiahconley8630 5 жыл бұрын
I died at that part
@HashInfo
@HashInfo 5 жыл бұрын
@@isaiahconley8630 me too
@Bl4zz3r
@Bl4zz3r 5 жыл бұрын
@Dream Girls Daily Lack of observation happens 😉
@millennialmalcolm484
@millennialmalcolm484 4 жыл бұрын
“How many grams are in an ounce?” “This much” *Holds up bag*
@malcolmmorell7611
@malcolmmorell7611 4 жыл бұрын
Mager Flavor yes that was in the video, I saw that too. Pretty neat how videos work huh?
@malcolmmorell7611
@malcolmmorell7611 4 жыл бұрын
Mager Flavor oh snap!!! Comeback game strong! Did I really offend you so much you had to come back three days later and edit your reply twice? Because I was just fucking with you but I guess I’m flattered? It’s a joke buddy just breath
@oodoodoopoopoo
@oodoodoopoopoo 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, I saw it too.
@hurt2k127
@hurt2k127 4 жыл бұрын
Malcolm Morell his joke was way funnier + you’re a bitch hahaha
@malcolmmorell7611
@malcolmmorell7611 4 жыл бұрын
hurt2k he didn’t have a home. He copied their joke from the video. Are you stupid sir ?
@jasoncarson1043
@jasoncarson1043 5 жыл бұрын
"We were both looking for me but I was in the car the whole time so we couldn't find me" Haven't we all been there
@juicyblunts
@juicyblunts 4 жыл бұрын
For me it was an elevator.
@MrJaxparadize
@MrJaxparadize 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for my friend just now, but we got hungry so now we’re eating at Wendy’s.
@rod4758
@rod4758 4 жыл бұрын
No actually weed does not make me stupid just creative
@yeshuamcj546
@yeshuamcj546 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lejeffe1663
@lejeffe1663 4 жыл бұрын
For that delirious amnesia feeling i recomend mushrooms. You will be looking for your self for the rest of your life. Dont forget to down it with some absinthe then spark that bluntttt!!!!
@K1llum1nati
@K1llum1nati 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that papers part killed me
@snitchardcunningham7466
@snitchardcunningham7466 5 жыл бұрын
Thems be them zig zagz kutkorners lol
@JaybayJay
@JaybayJay 5 жыл бұрын
I like the grey ones.. It's not so much as a two paper, but it's larger than the little one pape pinners. And yeah, that part was hilarious..
@Bl4zz3r
@Bl4zz3r 5 жыл бұрын
@@JaybayJay Usin the blues for 20 odd years ;)
@HotelBedSheets
@HotelBedSheets 5 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious 😅
@marcelineingot9359
@marcelineingot9359 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, even though I expected it, was still funny
@johnanthony2333
@johnanthony2333 5 жыл бұрын
This chick is hilarious. Officer: "What's 8x9? chick: "89" lol
@Yes-lb6bw
@Yes-lb6bw 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny Boyd foreal tho
@esraeloh8681
@esraeloh8681 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck me, I'm stoned & I was just not getting that simplicity
@dillonh321
@dillonh321 5 жыл бұрын
@@Chip-Chapley Lol
@FBharvest
@FBharvest 5 жыл бұрын
Its 72 dumb ass😂😂😂
@thomasmuller1850
@thomasmuller1850 5 жыл бұрын
@Sinjin Bin No, the real answer is: 99.999.999
@locohobo1925
@locohobo1925 3 жыл бұрын
As a proud Canadian, I am especially proud of how we are so adept at being able to laugh at ourselves. 😀
@davidpiacenza9033
@davidpiacenza9033 2 жыл бұрын
with trudeu you need a sense of something.
@bradleyp3655
@bradleyp3655 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidpiacenza9033 With any of the political parties you need a sense of humour. Because the are a big joke.
@locohobo1925
@locohobo1925 2 жыл бұрын
Our government just looks after the stuff that needs doing; it’s really not a huge direct impact on too many people’s lives. Regardless of what party is in power, things play out pretty much the same. They promise they’ll make things better, they get elected, and then they do whatever… 🙂 If you’re upset at what people on welfare are doing with their free time, why? If Joe Pothead got a job, how would your life improve? If it’s just resentment, which it probably is, then you’re stressing yourself out… your stress affects nobody else. 🙂
@vicksurname7840
@vicksurname7840 2 жыл бұрын
@@locohobo1925 Well said. Joe Pothead is doing just fine.
@roberttucker4196
@roberttucker4196 2 жыл бұрын
Yes we have become a nation of B S and chuckles.
@lysergiccasserole1575
@lysergiccasserole1575 4 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest skit I've seen in years. The way she answers the multiplication question with absolute certainty is hilarious!
@youngpro211
@youngpro211 5 жыл бұрын
Whats with the smoke ... Muffler 🥴😂lol
@tim9680
@tim9680 5 жыл бұрын
And the guy in the back said pot
@JMJ-Arthur
@JMJ-Arthur 5 жыл бұрын
Smoking cigarettes Kills... but smoking weed/pot is okay?! Gosh what has Canada become... America?!! Oops!!!
@laysonl.5786
@laysonl.5786 5 жыл бұрын
@@JMJ-Arthur weed is significantly healthier than cigerettes. but i could be wrong so
@JMJ-Arthur
@JMJ-Arthur 5 жыл бұрын
​@@laysonl.5786 Weed is "The appetizer of drugs" it brings nothing good to anyone. People need to stop giving excuses for greed/hate/lust. God Bless!!!
@brandoncruikshank7180
@brandoncruikshank7180 5 жыл бұрын
@@JMJ-Arthur never have understood why people with low IQs like yourself are allowed access to the internet
@tville9648
@tville9648 4 жыл бұрын
No wonder Canadians are always so nice & calm compared to us in the states. 😆 stay cool Canada, i love y'all from USA
@canadaeast8358
@canadaeast8358 3 жыл бұрын
Us people a cool as fuck too . There’s nice people everywhere
@jakehebert2014
@jakehebert2014 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome!! Even during covid and lockdown I can still hit up the ontario cannibus store
@whyyoutube8384
@whyyoutube8384 3 жыл бұрын
I’m Canadian and not a lot of us are very nice ngl
@danfield6030
@danfield6030 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks American !
@danfield6030
@danfield6030 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakehebert2014 ..yes, but you still are unable to spell....lol
@tonyreynolds5112
@tonyreynolds5112 2 жыл бұрын
Hats off to y'all. From an old hippie still living in the 70s. ☮️
@qwadratix
@qwadratix Жыл бұрын
The what now? I don't remember no 70s.
@anthonypirozzi837
@anthonypirozzi837 2 жыл бұрын
F'cking Hilarious!!! I almost spit my coffee when she handed him rolling papers...classic
@lp115lp
@lp115lp Жыл бұрын
I kinda figured she'd hand him ZIGZAG ;-)
@rusirius4370
@rusirius4370 2 жыл бұрын
Cracking up at work watching this... gold mate gold 🤣🤣🤣
@22Minutes
@22Minutes 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
@zombiewire6555
@zombiewire6555 5 жыл бұрын
Classic, just make me want to visit Canada.
@Oryn33321
@Oryn33321 5 жыл бұрын
zombie wire I guess they don’t arrest for being stoned and driving..
@robertosanchez4591
@robertosanchez4591 5 жыл бұрын
@@Oryn33321 greatest country In the world !
@Dwarfman133
@Dwarfman133 5 жыл бұрын
@@Oryn33321 its a massive fine
@drkie2
@drkie2 5 жыл бұрын
@@Dwarfman133 It's a massive fine as well as getting arrested, it's treated the same as drunk driving, it is just a more comprehensive test as there is no breathalyzer for cannabis. Same goes with being high on any narcotics here.
@laszlozoltan5021
@laszlozoltan5021 5 жыл бұрын
first thing you will notice when you cross the border from the states is it is a LOT cleaner which will result in a surprisingly pleasant feeling to begin with. I never liked seeing all these civilian cowards walking around with handguns like I did in kansas and such when I did long haul trucking into the states - big shots with no balls
@heavyjoechipman3594
@heavyjoechipman3594 4 жыл бұрын
I loved this! Very funny. Canadians are awesome. Their sense of humor is beyond comparison to anywhere else. Especially here in doldrum America. God bless my Canadian brothers and sisters.☺🙏👍
@robertmorrison3399
@robertmorrison3399 3 жыл бұрын
Come to Canada, I’ll buy you a beer.
@woodrowcall3269
@woodrowcall3269 3 жыл бұрын
Go to Canada, I’ll buy you a beer for leaving doldrums America 🇺🇸!
@heavyjoechipman3594
@heavyjoechipman3594 3 жыл бұрын
@@woodrowcall3269 I'm surely wanting to leave. I don't like it here anymore. I love America and my fellow Americans. But I despise the United States government with every fiber of my being. God bless you A!☺👍
@kenharty6016
@kenharty6016 3 жыл бұрын
God bless you too lol
@davidhoogendyke2774
@davidhoogendyke2774 3 жыл бұрын
Come on across...you'd be welcome!. But seriously, people make the country, not the other way 'round. Canada just sucks less.
@paulyarek
@paulyarek 5 жыл бұрын
There is nothing better than the humor from an Eastern Canadian.
@stellarb67
@stellarb67 5 жыл бұрын
$4.20🤣😂 15% of a 40 dollar bill😂🤣
@jeffreyrodriguez1913
@jeffreyrodriguez1913 5 жыл бұрын
There isn’t a 40$ bill😂 trick question.
@conor8321
@conor8321 4 жыл бұрын
Its $6 bucks
@conor8321
@conor8321 4 жыл бұрын
Haha $4.20
@danielmellinger5232
@danielmellinger5232 4 жыл бұрын
Whats half of a 40 dollar bill.too much..lmao
@juicyblunts
@juicyblunts 4 жыл бұрын
I hope you're not an accountant.
@barbiegivens3101
@barbiegivens3101 4 жыл бұрын
This show is a total riot ! I haven't had this many laughs since the debut of RED GREEN %%%% !!!
@BigShaneGillis
@BigShaneGillis 5 жыл бұрын
“You told me you drove in from Vermont?” “Yeah?” “This is the Canadian side”
@barrybmw6101
@barrybmw6101 3 жыл бұрын
Actually the person in the car is correct. If you come in from Vermont you would stop at the Canadian border. If you’re leaving Quebec you don’t stop at the Canadian border, you stop at the US border. So they’ve got this very wrong in this skit. Am I missing something?
@paranoidrodent
@paranoidrodent 3 жыл бұрын
@@barrybmw6101 Yes, but the implication in the skit is that they are so stoned and turned around that they go lost trying to go to Vermont and ended up at the Canadian checkpoint.
@barrybmw6101
@barrybmw6101 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, that could be it. But also the people in the car would have to forget that they’re coming from Quebec because they said they were coming from Vermont and then somehow jumped from the Quebec road that leads to the US border and get across to the other road leading to the Canadian border crossing which I suppose in some crossings is possible and others is not possible. But it’s just a joke skit so I’ll go with it. Thanks for that explanation, I appreciate that!
@SPAMMAN123456789
@SPAMMAN123456789 3 жыл бұрын
also even if they said it wrong, the sign also showed that going strait ahead was going to the USA and if you drove in 'from vermont' the sign wouldn't point strait. it would tell you to loop back around to go back to the US. but these are semantics and the joke was funny haha
@barrybmw6101
@barrybmw6101 3 жыл бұрын
@@SPAMMAN123456789 Yes, and the sign also says "You are leaving Canada" which if you are leaving Canada you cannot also be at the Canadian customs about to enter Canada. I like the part about how she was so quick on the numbers when it was about pot/drugs.
@jasonmendelsohn6316
@jasonmendelsohn6316 5 жыл бұрын
"Weed is legal in Canada so there is no need to leave." LMAO
@toruko-ishibravo2zulu679
@toruko-ishibravo2zulu679 4 жыл бұрын
My 2019 POTUS promised to deliver 200 Grizzly Bears along the USA border starting about 60 miles east of the Pacific Ocean. Walking south out of British Columbia is safer within 50 miles of the Pacific Ocean.
@rezanoori1365
@rezanoori1365 5 жыл бұрын
We were both looking for me but I was in the car the whole time, so we couldn't find me :))))
@davidkerk5676
@davidkerk5676 5 жыл бұрын
Ive almost been that stoned. was watchin tv for a half hour. my buddy walks in and asks what am i doing, said watchin TV. but its off?!??. " no wonder this show sucks. was stuck watching the reflections.
@kennethwallace4338
@kennethwallace4338 5 жыл бұрын
David Kerkenes for me I weighed a ton, and the ground quaked at every step. Literally looked like a diver walking a lake floor weighed down. Until it kicked in the rest of the way. Had a sponge Bob laugh after someone turned on the x box. All I could do was crash cars on some outback game.
@keithmanfredi
@keithmanfredi 5 жыл бұрын
That line is so Cheech and Chong
@funkyalfonso
@funkyalfonso 5 жыл бұрын
@fountleroy tinkertoy Who hasn't been there?
@GizmoMaltese
@GizmoMaltese 5 жыл бұрын
Please, nobody like this post. He's at 420, the golden number.
@austindroz9008
@austindroz9008 5 жыл бұрын
That's GOLD !!!
@domemikgole7878
@domemikgole7878 Жыл бұрын
we have our heart at the right place. LAUGH IS GOOD. good job.
@javierharth3647
@javierharth3647 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant! Good on ya, Canada!!
@yoditsibhatu5672
@yoditsibhatu5672 5 жыл бұрын
Officer "How many ounce is a gram? Passenger "this much"...lol
@ItalianoDio-
@ItalianoDio- 5 жыл бұрын
*ounce.
@yoditsibhatu5672
@yoditsibhatu5672 5 жыл бұрын
@@ItalianoDio- gracie
@johnnylandreville9828
@johnnylandreville9828 5 жыл бұрын
*grazie
@EverDiamondBro
@EverDiamondBro 5 жыл бұрын
Yodit Sibhatu how many grams in an ounce** know your weights
@yoditsibhatu5672
@yoditsibhatu5672 5 жыл бұрын
@@EverDiamondBro hold my beer, and let me google it. Oooops i cant find it
@ruidadgmailcanada8508
@ruidadgmailcanada8508 Жыл бұрын
This had aged perfectly! Still laughing 4 years later. 😂 Thank you 22!
@joshuamouton3825
@joshuamouton3825 2 жыл бұрын
Lol this video never gets old….😂😂😂😂
@jeffbeck8522
@jeffbeck8522 2 жыл бұрын
You guys rock this reminds me of some of the antics we pulled off in my younger days . My sides hurt from laughing so hard keep it up we need more laughter.
@tishwitch
@tishwitch 3 жыл бұрын
We really love slow songs and concerts 😂
@cryhavoc9748
@cryhavoc9748 5 жыл бұрын
So I could go to Canada, smoke pot till I'm crawling on my knees, and as long as I don't try to take any out..... we're cool? ?
@Mountain4
@Mountain4 5 жыл бұрын
Or in, yes
@cryhavoc9748
@cryhavoc9748 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mountain4 * When I retire, and am no longer subject to random drug testing at work, think a trip to Colorado is in order, then I can see what it's all about.
@supremerulah420
@supremerulah420 5 жыл бұрын
Yah, can't be bringing no bama weed into the country. 💨😤
@FUBARGunpla
@FUBARGunpla 5 жыл бұрын
Just eat like a shit ton of edibles AT the border.. and then just drive really fuckin fast to the next closest city and hope the hell I don't die.
@BOLPutube
@BOLPutube 5 жыл бұрын
Cry Havoc Or you can just go to a state that legalized weed. More Americans have access to recreational marijuana than Canadians do lol
@trmwyldshade1482
@trmwyldshade1482 4 жыл бұрын
0:20 "Papers?" HA ha ha ha!!!
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 5 жыл бұрын
LOL! Wow. This was hilarious. Every joke was so on-point. I knew it was coming, but that papers bit killed me anyway. Very well done, 22 minutes. :D
@Nukeplayfrconneries
@Nukeplayfrconneries 5 жыл бұрын
**pulls out Uno reverse card**
@USA92
@USA92 5 жыл бұрын
If sheep could text.
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm digging this show 🤘
@FondelMikeRotch
@FondelMikeRotch 4 жыл бұрын
Had a friend that produced his papers to a cop once lol true story! No lie!
@BlueCollarDude101
@BlueCollarDude101 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best government add I've ever seen hahahaha
@manueldope2292
@manueldope2292 5 жыл бұрын
"Papers," *hands him rolling papers* 😂🤣😂 -"Oh, Cannabis...."
@doubledouble4g379
@doubledouble4g379 3 жыл бұрын
"Our homegrown native plant"
@krismikewill
@krismikewill 2 жыл бұрын
This is almost as good as the pot sobriety check. Well done.
@williamgullett5911
@williamgullett5911 Жыл бұрын
How high are you? Hi, how are you?
@georgeherod4252
@georgeherod4252 2 жыл бұрын
The flash answers of the fractions questions had me laughing so hard I thought I would choke.
@llathem2212
@llathem2212 3 жыл бұрын
“This is like drug abuse.” Hysterical.
@THEVEETS
@THEVEETS 3 жыл бұрын
That was so funny i dropped my joint laughing and burnt myself
@michaelchevalier7463
@michaelchevalier7463 2 жыл бұрын
I love these.... so hilarious! LMAO! 🤣🤪🤣😆
@hushmahmouth8857
@hushmahmouth8857 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! This was comic genius, yet again, and always a quality production. No wonder most of the planet loves Canada. I feel this show is a big part of that. Thank you, cast and crew, for the many years of promoting Canadians in such a genuine and loving way.
@AttilaTheHunky
@AttilaTheHunky 3 жыл бұрын
Canada sucks for a long time now! Full of corruption ! I hate it it's cold and extremely boring!
@roberttucker4196
@roberttucker4196 2 жыл бұрын
I think the reason the rest of the planet loves Canada is because our politicians keep giving them most of our tax dollars
@jaridkeen123
@jaridkeen123 5 жыл бұрын
That shit was great!
@JoshuaGaffney8
@JoshuaGaffney8 5 жыл бұрын
This is amazing I’m from New Jersey and I’m dying. Been to Canada a few times before it was legal I’ll be back ASAP
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Vermont and I lmfao 🤣
@MrBitflipper
@MrBitflipper 5 жыл бұрын
Better response to "we drove in from Vermont": "You're in British Columbia"
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 4 жыл бұрын
As a Vermont weed grower/smoker, our weed is so good you wouldn't know where you were half the time 😂
@Maplecook
@Maplecook 3 жыл бұрын
@@Axolotl_Mischief As a dude who makes kickass birria tacos, chili, and pizza, I'd like to introduce myself, please...hahaha
@citibear57
@citibear57 3 жыл бұрын
Ha! That was my exact thought at the moment she said that 😂
@FlameBlue9016
@FlameBlue9016 2 жыл бұрын
I stumbled across this ! All I can say is I wish we had tv this funny in the states. Great job Canada! 🇨🇦
@sendit1158
@sendit1158 Жыл бұрын
U ever seen Trailer Park Boys? Start with season 1 if you haven't seen it
@paulkurilecz4209
@paulkurilecz4209 Жыл бұрын
Go back a few years and be thankful that the CBC insisted on more Canadian content for SCTV and we got the Mackenzie Brothers.
@manuelreyes2795
@manuelreyes2795 5 жыл бұрын
This is gonna keep me laughing for days.
@aaronchandler2380
@aaronchandler2380 2 жыл бұрын
I love Canada!
@magicmirror6729
@magicmirror6729 4 жыл бұрын
I've met 2 legit canadians in my life. Outstanding people and outstanding country. I hope to visit one day.
@beverleyderby1536
@beverleyderby1536 2 жыл бұрын
Come on up!
@magicmirror6729
@magicmirror6729 2 жыл бұрын
@@beverleyderby1536 see what I mean 😄😇
@R.Daneel
@R.Daneel 2 жыл бұрын
How many illegitimate ones?
@Renklaf1
@Renklaf1 2 жыл бұрын
@@R.Daneel AhhhhHaaaa!
@sashi5827
@sashi5827 4 жыл бұрын
This is literally what cops think stoners are like 😂
@toruko-ishibravo2zulu679
@toruko-ishibravo2zulu679 4 жыл бұрын
Funny. Perp's aren't limited to stoners but who's complaining?
@Biowolf120
@Biowolf120 4 жыл бұрын
Me as a stoner thinks that a good amount of stoners are like them xD
@Orangetoastsss
@Orangetoastsss 3 жыл бұрын
@@Biowolf120 you guys shouldn’t be smoking
@personincognito3989
@personincognito3989 3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, that is what Stoners are like but you are too stoned to know that that's what you're like LOL.
@Orangetoastsss
@Orangetoastsss 3 жыл бұрын
@@personincognito3989 you sound so uneducated
@Ambientmopar
@Ambientmopar 5 жыл бұрын
That was great!!!
@TheLogicalLowdown
@TheLogicalLowdown 5 жыл бұрын
The zig zags when he asked for papers 😂
@truspirit1925
@truspirit1925 2 жыл бұрын
This should be a tv series these two are great.....
@iconicfury
@iconicfury 2 жыл бұрын
Not sure if this was sarcasm, or if you are not from Canada, but this is a skit from a political satire show called "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" Some of the greatest Canadian comedians are/have been on it.
@truspirit1925
@truspirit1925 2 жыл бұрын
@@iconicfury cool...they are funny as hell.
@tjraven
@tjraven 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best 22 minutes skit I've seen in ages.
@brentp1875
@brentp1875 2 жыл бұрын
So glad i found you guys. So funny!
@davidwilcox153
@davidwilcox153 3 жыл бұрын
"What's with the smoke?" She says "muffler" but he says "ahh pot." Lol.
@tomthumb5445
@tomthumb5445 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best skits ever.
@afrodude4782
@afrodude4782 5 жыл бұрын
Lost it when she pulled out the zig zags Lmfao!
@peoplez129
@peoplez129 3 жыл бұрын
"What's 8 times 9?" "89" Genius lol
@jonathonc7819
@jonathonc7819 5 жыл бұрын
"What's 15% of a 40 dollar bill?" My response: There's no such thing as a 40 dollar bill.😏 "Are you high sir?"
@tivionte961
@tivionte961 5 жыл бұрын
That's the point
@netzly1305
@netzly1305 4 жыл бұрын
r/imverysmart
@frankdillingsly3580
@frankdillingsly3580 4 жыл бұрын
Orrrrr...could be that the bill is $40.00 and 15% gratuity
@hector5749
@hector5749 4 жыл бұрын
@@tivionte961 A dinner bill duh. Not an actual bill.
@nickauclair1477
@nickauclair1477 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found your channel.
@22Minutes
@22Minutes 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome!
@2Infinit2
@2Infinit2 5 жыл бұрын
Lol good one. I love these two
@lofasz6574
@lofasz6574 5 жыл бұрын
We were looking for me but I was in the car the whole time. That part is Hilarious because the same thing happened to me In 94, I was lost and couldn’t find me for over an hour. I really miss Gold Seal hash🥺
@cdawson198600
@cdawson198600 5 жыл бұрын
Jason Elliott some dabs will get you back to those days lol, we even have crystalline now which is pure THC.
@lofasz6574
@lofasz6574 5 жыл бұрын
crystalline is to hard to load into my Yocan Evolve, I prefer the shatter myself. What city r u in.
@cdawson198600
@cdawson198600 5 жыл бұрын
Jason Elliott I’m in MD, can’t get THC here without a medical license but plenty of CBD crystalline and dabs for me.
@m.infernal
@m.infernal 5 жыл бұрын
@SaTaNaMa I did that all the time before I ever smoked weed, and I also stopped at green lights.
@mikehagen3785
@mikehagen3785 5 жыл бұрын
@SaTaNaMa I've wasted a lot of time waiting for the stop sign to turn green....
@jeffschneider403
@jeffschneider403 5 жыл бұрын
I have seen three of these and I have dubbed them the Canadian Cheech and Chong. They are hilarious!
@D33Lux
@D33Lux 3 жыл бұрын
Chong is Canadian.
@jeffschneider403
@jeffschneider403 3 жыл бұрын
@@D33Lux I had no idea. Thanks for filling me in.
@davegoldspink5354
@davegoldspink5354 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂 These never get old. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂🤣😂
@rockinrobinrockinrobin5613
@rockinrobinrockinrobin5613 2 жыл бұрын
I love the two in the car. They play the parts excellent Dudes. 😜
@wickerman9569
@wickerman9569 5 жыл бұрын
Got to have something to do on those cold winter days. You go Canada!!
@sheyshah2848
@sheyshah2848 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the blonde woman actor wears a long haired blonde wig even though she has long blonde hair herself. That in itself is comedic genius.
@ilmammourtada4538
@ilmammourtada4538 Жыл бұрын
who is she?
@sheyshah2848
@sheyshah2848 Жыл бұрын
@@ilmammourtada4538 Kelly Cuoco I think.
@ilmammourtada4538
@ilmammourtada4538 Жыл бұрын
@@sheyshah2848 she can't be her
@paulh7589
@paulh7589 2 жыл бұрын
This pretty young lady plays the best stoner ever. This is the 2nd video of her being stoned that I have seen. Her facial expressions are perfectly hilarious to me!
@mightypriapus57
@mightypriapus57 Жыл бұрын
She is actually the daughter of the guy who plays the custom's officer, in real life.
@lp115lp
@lp115lp Жыл бұрын
Looks/acts just like a former coworker of mine! Just loved her but I couldn't take the drug culture. I left (partly) due to so many stoners.
@fablopez
@fablopez 5 жыл бұрын
This is awesome 😂😂😂
@logandcd274
@logandcd274 2 жыл бұрын
Watch these when I'm high. Always cracks me up 😭
@TheHermitHacker
@TheHermitHacker 5 жыл бұрын
OMG.... now THIS is hilarious!
@brianwright7580
@brianwright7580 2 жыл бұрын
Holy Crap!!!! You guys are hilarious 🤣 , keep it up!!
@22Minutes
@22Minutes 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed!
@darnellquesnel1832
@darnellquesnel1832 5 жыл бұрын
Vermonter here, this is accurate, 😂
@nicklikesradio
@nicklikesradio 5 жыл бұрын
That explains Bernie Sanders
@toiletroll115
@toiletroll115 5 жыл бұрын
How bad are prices up there
@darnellquesnel1832
@darnellquesnel1832 5 жыл бұрын
300/oz
@yeetcannonblaster5396
@yeetcannonblaster5396 5 жыл бұрын
@@darnellquesnel1832 I get oz's for 240-260/0z
@darnellquesnel1832
@darnellquesnel1832 5 жыл бұрын
@@yeetcannonblaster5396 on the street..
@armandoreyes2750
@armandoreyes2750 5 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, this was a funny one.
@JJSeattle
@JJSeattle 2 жыл бұрын
I like that there's no story, just a fun skit.
@merchantjoker46
@merchantjoker46 5 жыл бұрын
This video makes me wanna go to Canada
@MrGGGarone
@MrGGGarone 5 жыл бұрын
This is why I love Canada and Canadians
@Lurkspur
@Lurkspur 5 жыл бұрын
Greg Garone rather redundant comment.
@MrGGGarone
@MrGGGarone 5 жыл бұрын
Caleb Dempsey just like your comment
@Lurkspur
@Lurkspur 5 жыл бұрын
Greg Garone awww, you don’t know what redundant means :)
@MrGGGarone
@MrGGGarone 5 жыл бұрын
K
@duce185
@duce185 5 жыл бұрын
He was impressed as hell with his lighter comeback lol its like he didn't expect it from himself
@fracturedgamer420
@fracturedgamer420 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this I really needed that laugh.
@skosankje
@skosankje 5 жыл бұрын
Keep doing them please... Love the actors ..
@anmolkumar-od1cc
@anmolkumar-od1cc 2 жыл бұрын
i love Canada..huge respect from india
@rls3331
@rls3331 5 жыл бұрын
What’s 15% Of A $40 Bill Too Much... 😂😂😂
@robertjarman3703
@robertjarman3703 5 жыл бұрын
6 dollars.
@TheOleHermit
@TheOleHermit 2 жыл бұрын
ROFLMAO! I absolutely love these pot videos! Thanks, I needed this good belly laugh. Goes perfectly with my morning buzz.
@22Minutes
@22Minutes 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear it!
@nattakritaupparakul8839
@nattakritaupparakul8839 7 ай бұрын
She was so proud of that "89"😂😂
@ramonew1672
@ramonew1672 4 жыл бұрын
Mad respect canada
@thatguyfromwisconsin1847
@thatguyfromwisconsin1847 4 жыл бұрын
I like how the only questions they knew where about weed😂👍
@sheilalunn5298
@sheilalunn5298 2 жыл бұрын
I hope there are a lot more of these! I'm late to the 22 minute party. 😦 Looking forward to binge-watching your content!😁👍
@22Minutes
@22Minutes 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome aboard!
@R.Daneel
@R.Daneel 2 жыл бұрын
@@22Minutes Hello, 2x4! Welcome!
@OGYouTubeEnjoyer
@OGYouTubeEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
Well you're just in luck because "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" has 30 years of content.
@siriusgd4753
@siriusgd4753 5 жыл бұрын
That's great! I remember on a Cheech and Chong movie when the cop asks Cheech, "May I see you license sir?". And Cheech replies, "Isn't it on the back bumper?" I'm from Colorado and it's about time pot is being made legal. It's so much better than alcohol.
@ottodydaktyk
@ottodydaktyk 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the good belly laugh!
@brettclark7833
@brettclark7833 Жыл бұрын
You two make my day I love this
@panzergaming9108
@panzergaming9108 5 жыл бұрын
I Love Canabis.....................i mean Canada
@autismo4029
@autismo4029 5 жыл бұрын
ok
@saxonsoldier67
@saxonsoldier67 5 жыл бұрын
They need to totally change their flag from a maple leaf to the sacred leaf, man.
@TraceourSVK
@TraceourSVK 5 жыл бұрын
Canadis bru
@anonymousgoodcharlottefan3755
@anonymousgoodcharlottefan3755 5 жыл бұрын
U spelt it wrong btw sorry i had 2 say😂
@SuckOnBofaDeez
@SuckOnBofaDeez 5 жыл бұрын
I actually bought a sweater with a Pot Leaf replacing the maple leaf on the Canadian Flag and it says exactly this.
@McLKeith
@McLKeith 3 жыл бұрын
You don't stop at the Canadian Border Services when leaving Canada. You go to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection
@michaelstrangefranke7002
@michaelstrangefranke7002 5 жыл бұрын
Weed is legal in Canada so you don't have to leave love your commercial 👍👍
@13th_hero
@13th_hero 5 жыл бұрын
This isn't real. If your caught at the border it's still illegal in the US. If you work for any of these companies in Canada that operate with cannabis or weed , you can't visit.
@sushidapushy9654
@sushidapushy9654 3 жыл бұрын
@@13th_hero you can visit if you dont have weed on yourself
@cancerfour69er
@cancerfour69er 4 жыл бұрын
Thats Brilliant love from Scotland Xx
@31Alden
@31Alden 2 жыл бұрын
The good old days! 😂
@bobbybrainstorm
@bobbybrainstorm 4 жыл бұрын
Even sober me doesn’t know what’s 15% of a $40 bill
@10shahbaz
@10shahbaz 4 жыл бұрын
Duh! This is so easy. It is 60 $.
@zackhunter8364
@zackhunter8364 4 жыл бұрын
@@10shahbaz no dude , its 60 cent
@10shahbaz
@10shahbaz 4 жыл бұрын
@@zackhunter8364 Sorry you are right
@kadenxu5142
@kadenxu5142 4 жыл бұрын
Well, 15% is 15/100, which simplys to 3/20. So 3/20ths of 40 dollars is 6 dollars. (I know you’re going to whoosh me, but I wrote this just in case they are genuinely confused.)
@JMANE187
@JMANE187 4 жыл бұрын
kaden xu nah they were joking around but it’s all good I don’t know what 15% of 40 is off the top of my head but not sure if you solved it from the top of your head or not but I know I could of solved it if you gave me time lmao
@bryantaguilera.4301
@bryantaguilera.4301 5 жыл бұрын
This shit made my day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@doberman1ism
@doberman1ism 2 жыл бұрын
You guys are so great. I love Canada and I love Canadians. Sorry that we are such gross neighbors. I live on the shores of Lake Erie in Ohio. Greetings and salutations from my front porch to your shores.
@22Minutes
@22Minutes 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching! I think you'd find most Canadians LOVE the USA, and probably don't consider it gross, but awesome.
@aaronpearson2389
@aaronpearson2389 Жыл бұрын
@@22Minutes I think you’ll find most of us down here feel the same about Canadians. We in the states love our brothers and sisters to the north. Plus, you’ve given us great things like hockey, good beer, and some of the best comedic talent to grace our screens! Thank you Canada!
@Kitty-lq5jd
@Kitty-lq5jd 2 жыл бұрын
THESE TWO ARE HILARIOUS
@nightlightabcd
@nightlightabcd 5 жыл бұрын
This is great!!!! I love it!!
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