Poundland Special 3

REUPLOAD HERE: • Poundland Special 3 Re... This one now cuts out after 4:52 for some reason.
I recorded this when I was ill, which in hindsight may not have been a good idea as my hands were shaking like a good 'un. Ho hum.

[@RefrigeratedCat]

The best part of Ashens videos is that you can watch them from any year and the quality is constant. Like I'm still pissing myself from videos from 2008. It's great

[@ohnospaghetti-o6123]

RefrigeratedCat my sentiments exactly

[@TheJakehales]

Agreed, best video he's ever done is the violin. Still makes me crease

[@gracefulslumber8441]

Yes!!!

[@15-Peter-20]

You're a adult virgin

[@CosmicDorns]

Damn i though this was a recent upload 😂

[@indigocoolvinyl00]

I’m surprised that the toy phone didn’t play “Ayayay I’m your little butterfly”

[@samholdsworth420]

Is that what they're saying?!?!?? Holy shit I hate you 😂

[@tobigtobetony9097]

The whole song was on a DDR game back in the day. That’s why I smash things with my feet whenever I hear it now.

[@trexindominus8119]

​@@tobigtobetony9097 Which entry?

[@gizzygibbs]

@@samholdsworth420yes it’s a real song too. 😂

[@reviewking4446]

2021 and still find this intriguing. The Packbuster is basically a tool for circumscisions

[@lemolea9571]

This is so cursed

[@mrscruffles801]

Packbuster needs to be banned then

[@SmD-ff5xd]

​@@lemolea9571new bottom surgery just dropped

[@reviewking4446]

@@mrscruffles801absolutely. Many recalls have been issued for the item for damaging more than the foreskin.

[@reviewking4446]

For real

[@midlifecrisi]

It says on the pack to cut towards. Ashens complains when it doesn't cut very well when he cuts away. Eh?

[@thenatdog0]

yeah and he was so annoyed

[@GRex7777]

midlifecrisi hates Google + He mentions this in another video that he did that as a joke and no one really caught on.

[@PocketWolf88]

GRex7777 Which video?

[@GRex7777]

Poundland Special 4 I believe.

[@GRex7777]

Nah, Joke confirmed, and I can verify from watching it earlier today, Poundland Special 4 he talks about how he did this on purpose and nobody caught on.

[@Peeps40836]

This feels like this was made in this year. How can he keep this constant of quality for more than a decade?

[@Dizzynoodlegamer]

It looks like a terrified swordfish

[@regularflurfy8174]

I was thinking more soulless narwhal, but that works too.

[@leek6654]

it looks like a narwhal

[@notinuse60]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@BlookiesFookies]

Ashens didn't cut towards himself. Thats why the packbuster couldn't cut the plastic.

[@BlookiesFookies]

@Sassy The Sasquatch it's a shame that after 6 years, we still haven't had packbuster justice.

[@aaclovern9804]

I was sitting and cutting wrapping towards myself. I almost poked my eyes but scissors hit my nose. Poor, stupid kid I was

[@Lowfe]

@@BlookiesFookies If I remember correctly he said he did it as a joke about knife safety. I forgot which video, but I think it was another poundland special

[@johnsalamii]

still waiting for the packbuster justice

[@johnsalamii]

@@Lowfe it was in the next one after this

[@warmfreeze]

you are supposed to PULL the blister blitzer toward you i think..

[@143fluffypancakes]

7 years

[@picanigeorgello2847]

That seems dangerous tbh

[@zaferoph]

I'm fairly certain he was aware but did it as a joke due to knife safety

[@HumanTypewriter]

Wait. You were supposed to cut towards you not away.

[@BlackWolf42-]

yeah, Dr Ashen, you fucked it all up. The blade is on the other end of the blister buster. You pull it towards yourself to cut.

[@TheWhoamaters]

this had me literally shaking in frustration

[@zerglingist]

dude same

[@taffleberry]

beat me to it. so frustrating!

[@samach58]

he did that to make it look bad even though the blade would cut it

[@gestaposantaclaus]

I think I’m starting to get to the end of watching all your videos and now I’m sad. Thanks for keeping me company (and sane) this year, Ashens. Don’t die please.

[@gvman3670]

The Blister Blitzer cuts only TOWARDS YOU. LMAO!! It would've worked fine if your irrational fear of cutting towards you didn't get in the way. ;)

[@mattpearce1250]

exactly

[@farribastarfyre]

Irrational? I'm sorry, no. "Don't cut towards yourself" is knife safety 101.

[@eightbittemplar7394]

Meanwhile, in the World's Sharpest Knife™ video: *Aggressive sawing towards hand*

[@markusmeridian321]

I'm visiting England for the first time, in a couple weeks and I'm prepping by watching your Poundland vids again! Whoo!

[@IVR02]

*LADY* Oh no! You have dolls! They are in boxes! *GIRL* Yes. *LADY* Ugh *GIRL* Dolls *LADY* Ugh *GIRL* Dolls. Dolls. *LADY* Ugh

[@jono_high]

It's almost like we watched the same video! o:

[@gasrim]

Completely the same idea

[@lucacalutoiu1236]

I'm speechless

[@gasrim]

lol

[@NeonPhlox]

Its not ugh its arg read the subtitles

[@IAmTheChimbleySweep]

That’s it. I’m sick of all this "Scissors” bullshit that’s going on in Britain right now. Packbuster deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Packbuster in America for 2,400,000 dollars (that’s about $2,400,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even open slabs of solid steel with my Packbuster. American smiths spend years working on a single Packbuster and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind. Packbusters are thrice as sharp as European Scissors and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a Scissor can cut through, a Packbuster can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a Packbuster could easily bisect a package wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering America? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Americans and their Packbusters of destruction. Even in World War II, European soldiers targeted the men with the Packbusters first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? Packbusters are simply the best opener that the world has ever seen.

[@roosterblue5166]

This is one of the funniest comments I have ever seen, thank you for making my day random commenter

[@13unner]

Liar.

[@nicholasreynarowych9729]

This a reference to neckbeards and katanas?

[@IAmTheChimbleySweep]

Nicholas Reynarowych Yeah, it's the katana copypasta.

[@daigotsuwabukireal]

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[@sugarkats21]

OH MY GOD THIS CHANNEL I HAVENT WATCHED IN YEARS IT WAS MY CHILDHOOD

[@ianmooresguard1721]

KPop For LIFE welcome back

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

KPop For LIFE you've made "An Excellent Decision."

[@babynoroi7165]

SAMe

[@adlg5158]

Katie Pop21 I would've been 3 when this video came out. Then 3 months after, 4.

[@frowlinian8175]

Ƭ̵̬̊ ΔιαηDυδγLΞηηγGυγ Ƭ̵̬̊ fuck, I'm old

[@helloworld56able]

arg dolls arg dolls dolls arg

[@cocoelacanth]

Fantastic, that’s given us everything we need to know about why this thing exists.

[@15-Peter-20]

You're a adult virgin

[@Aqua750]

Five years and you probably miss this comment 100th like

[@highpineapple]

@@15-Peter-20 an*

[@15-Peter-20]

@@highpineapple grammer Nazi

[@ElectronikHeart]

Ok so it's been 2 months that this video is corrupted and can't be played past the 4:57 mark ... I'm very afraid of what +Google is doing nowadays ! I would be very angry if that happened to one of my videos ! Is anybody able to play this video ? (for example, maybe the mobile version is still working ?)

[@officialruneiverse9168]

***** FUCK! Mine too.

[@RedMser]

It worked when I downloaded the video using a YTDownloader (KZbinCenter in this case).

[@ElectronikHeart]

***** I can confirm that it's working if I download the video with DownloadHelper !

[@IAmMadGuyI]

The mobile version still works for me.

[@armanelgtron4533]

same problem here.... perhaps I could use some sort of program like Minitube that connects to youtube and plays videos... EDIT: Minitube got all froze... looks like I'm going to have to downloda the video with youtube-dl

[@typhoniks]

Literally. One of. The best. You tubers. Of all time. You've been around for literally almost a decade if not more. Your content has been the same. Nothing has changed and it is amazing. You look at all these other youtubers selling out and changing styles. I appreciate what you do and what you continue to do #longliveashens

[@PinkSmarties72]

Why am I sitting in bed at 1:30 in the morning fascinated by a guy opening boxes?

[@enoll218]

7:56 That's a screenshot of a jailbroken iPhone Edit: He actually said that it's jailbroken in the video

[@kelseyhancock950]

This was the first ever ashens video I watched, I discovered this channel 3 years ago and loved this channel Ever since ❤️

[@leordeansg]

Why is this in my recommended in 2019 ?

[@ah1hu]

Because it's timeless content

[@SamuelAshton1]

Gabrieleboy me too 🤣

[@yoswag7380]

Gabrieleboy same

[@SuperDarthKelly]

It's 2020 and still in my recommendations

[@leordeansg]

@@ah1hu great

[@KamikazePhil]

Chef Excellence rates the Packbuster® "An Excellent Gismo"

[@user-pc5sc7zi9j]

One of the very few channels that make me laugh on almost every video.

[@sarahtipper5657]

That phone was probably better than the first blackberry

[@brianmerritt5410]

You're supposed to cut towards you, Ashens!

[@Chloe4656.]

I love coming back to these poundland special.

[@OneTinyTamago]

I always end up crying of laughter from these

[@OneTinyTamago]

All I can see is a really depressed fish

[@RomanBellic]

@@OneTinyTamago I’m a depressed fish

[@progect3548]

I’m a not-so-depressed fish

[@BeanieBeanTheKitty]

who else got through the video without it cutting out? :D

[@uuu12343]

Purple Iguana Impossibru

[@ballmuncher4342]

Purple Iguana me

[@ohnospaghetti-o6123]

Purple Iguana me

[@ohnospaghetti-o6123]

Purple Iguana I just realised how generic that reply was 😂

[@its_coleslaw_gaming]

me no cutout

[@z1lla4]

wow, every time i hear your intro i pay no attention to it, but as soon as i finally go "hello!" i am completely caught off guard wtf!!!!

[@thepokeybird]

08:19 why is there an NES app?

[@CyberGenesis1]

Why not?

[@CyberGenesis1]

***** that's a very good question, i didn't even notice that

[@KH-to9sc]

Emulator?

[@CyberGenesis1]

A Cloud the sad part is that the image is obviously just a screenshot of a jailbreak iPhone

[@GothitallicaALT]

The screenshot is of a jailbroken (modded/hacked) iphone which can install emulators finder and installer. Also I love your profile picture

[@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R]

For some reasons, the subtitles between 3:18 and 3:20 say "MOON MEN" for a split second.

[@thatdudegaming3501]

XD

[@jaredcrosby724]

The Legend69 and I just love your racist ways

[@EddieHawkinsII]

Does everyone know what tat it is? “TOOL TAT!” That’s right! The Terrifically Good Corporation is proud to present Stuart “The Tat Man” Ashen!

[@Hikenights]

Can’t tell if this is a video from 2009 or 2019...I love it

[@SuperDarthKelly]

The terrible camera should have been a clue

[@WubZy25]

@@SuperDarthKelly for 2009 this is good

[@SuperDarthKelly]

@@WubZy25 that's basically my point

[@LunarLanderMk1]

Sitting here watching this video eating fake oreos. A very productive day i think!

[@malcolmboyd3467]

fake ones from Aldi are fucking tasty though lol

[@ultimateninjaboi]

glad I'm not the only one who got excited at "easy open package" on the package for a package opening device

[@YourFoxFriendYT]

Oh no you have dolls in boxes Girl: Yes Ugh Girl: Dolls Ugh Girl: Dolls Ugh Girl: Dolls Dolls Ugh

[@metaldragoon9468]

It says cut towards you...

[@AQWBlaZer91]

Ashens deliver excellent and hilarious Poundland Specials.

[@TheLarryburns84]

the whole vid worked just fine fer me.

[@zebanderson01]

+John Burns me too

[@PokeTrevor]

Always love these old videos

[@renae2954]

why is your profile picture Alexander Hamilton

[@PokeTrevor]

+Grell Sutcliff I literally changed it like half an hour ago lmao

[@renae2954]

Well guess I'm just in time then

[@PokeTrevor]

true! i was just getting bored of Sans so i just Hamilton.

[@renae2954]

+Poketrevor aw yis Hamilton! Broadway?

[@Xoars]

Watching these videos makes me grateful for what I have...

[@stupidstormy36]

This video works for me, from start to finish.

[@regularflurfy8174]

Ugh. Dolls. Ugh. Dolls. Ugh. Dolls, dolls. Ugh.

[@DannyB1111]

*Arg

[@DannyB1111]

Nevernamed They aren't the same.

[@DannyB1111]

Nevernamed Arg is a different sound to ugh. therefore different words.

[@regularflurfy8174]

Technically "Arg" and "Ugh" are not words, but rather onomatopoeia. Therefore, your point is invalid.

[@ct-hv1uz]

+flurfmeister Technically, they are not onomatopoea, they are exclamations.

[@BloodrealmX]

Wow, that Packbuster is amazing! It can do less than the little Swiss Army Knife I keep on my keyring AND it takes up several times more space!

[@deakynvance5289]

The packbuster looks like a sad narwhal

[@Josh-pb5eo]

Why is this in my recommended 9 years later....

[@gui18bif]

I love how ashens got annoyed at opening a package immediately opening the package opening gadget. Also, its basically like pliers are but less functional

[@BiggzMcgee]

it looks like a Narwhal....just putting that out there

[@sscislowicz739]

Is the Packbuster a narwhal?

[@mikebiff]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@YodaMan177]

Today I found out I've been watching to much Ashens. I was reading a book about the Holocaust but instead of reading "Poland" I read it as "Poundland."

[@TheDrummerboy35]

Dude I fucking love your voice

[@lemolea9571]

12 years later and we're still pissed off he didn't use the packbuster properly...

[@RealBond101]

I know it was for comedic effect, but even I’m still mad about it

[@giovannik5600]

"It cant be that new, it's from poundland" I'm screaming 🤣🤣

[@kiwisparkle1014]

I always freak out whenever That blade of Death! Goes near Ashen it's just taunts me on how he might get injured from this cheap tat of a weapon!

[@isaccalderonsierra9789]

Will this video be reposted, because it appears to be corrupted, I cant watch past 4:57

[@frogwards]

I uploaded a working version... nobody will ever know what happens with the SPOILERS

[@isaccalderonsierra9789]

I'll check it out

[@ohnocherry]

It's 4:52 for me D:

[@ihaveawificonnection1954]

omg i should really stop watching your video at night, i was crying laughing and everyone is asleep and heard me!

[@Youkai_graphics]

Why am I getting this recommendation 9 years later?, weird ass KZbin algorithms

[@michaelf5621]

Anyone in 2019?

[@stelllaaa]

Bahaa Fallouh I‘m so confused

[@michaelf5621]

It was released in 2010

[@stelllaaa]

Bahaa Fallouh ik but why was this in my recommened

[@michaelf5621]

Sayori oh idk😂😂😂

[@michael_christian9461]

Yup me but im subed to him so im not surprised

[@PetesTools.BiggestFan]

Currently smoking a big blunt on the beach😂⛱️. Watching Ashens Poundland specials 👌 😂😂

[@crashedfighterproductions]

6:48 OMGAH you need to bring it toward you! that's why it won't work!

[@gabygabi7751]

Why was this on my recommendation?

[@Agent-em3bx]

Jesus my man, after literally just watching your 2020 Easter video, to this... That voice is Soo different

[@GaNjAsmokerPL]

Maybe you should pull it towards yourself

[@sabz4u2be]

The girl holding the package for the Pack buster is creepy

[@corbusoenfurdlum8242]

Blode and the Giant Bee. Ahhh echoes of rathergood and the corruption of my childhood

[@nathantownsendd]

That fake phone sounds like every FUCKING toy phone EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

[@deniskalaschnikov5897]

jeez christ, when the video was uploaded by ashens i was 9 and now i'm 15... how the times change...

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

And now you're almost 25. How's adulting going?

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Also... Dear Person Rocca, he's very aware of the NES app with the 1-up mushroom. That's why he went on at great length about how a toy company stole a picture of a jail broken iPhone. It was humorous, in fact, he says that is the singular reason he purchased it. Does anyone actually pay attention to the videos they watch? He clearly explains everything, and idiots still comment as though he doesn't. Sheesh.

[@xcryi]

Looks like a sad fish

[@eliasraymundo3886]

how meta the phone had youtube on it

[@gregsmith1641]

I don't know what's more worrying.. that this video came out 11 years ago...or that 11 years ago was 2010.

[@awesomerat11]

Can't get passed 4:52

[@inf3321]

I tried everything and found that there is no way to fix it. I used a video downloader.

[@TheGamerWithMore]

KZbin's fault. Not yours.

[@smb-c3po]

InfinityPlusOne How do you get a video downloader?

[@TheGamerWithMore]

Sora Song Use youtubeinmp4.com or YT downloader.

[@smb-c3po]

TheGamerWithMore How do I get KZbin Downloader?

[@bunnyfreakz]

I cant believe someone made something crappier than chinese did

[@noco-pf3vj]

This video was uploaded 13 years ago, for many many years Ashens promoted Poundland. Why has Poundland not endorsed him already?

[@JavonniOtero]

9:31 "Naughty Toy Thieves"

[@TheDisasterMaster]

3:19 (Subtitle) MOON MEN

[@Ninten110dogs]

We had something similar to that Pack Buster once. On the package, it said "use it to open all packages, even this one!" --but it was in a blister pack...

[@jaymoreno8469]

Never really noticed this before, but this guy breathes through his mouth so disgustingly loud

[@sealziestheseal6897]

Dang it man u ruined 4 me

[@volrath__]

It says in the description he was ill when this was recorded, so that probs explains the mouth breathing...

[@jaymoreno8469]

he mouth breathes on every video.

[@bond3820]

Jay Moreno "he mouth breathes on every video" alot of people breathe through the mouth.

[@flappyturtle472]

+Jay Moreno Really? I never noticed (no sarcasm, literally didn't notice).

[@A1RBAG_]

ugh dolls ugh dolls ugh dolls

[@trapzoidvoid5]

+San s dolls

[@jackcurran4899]

+ChromeVoid1 ugh

[@libbyparrett8278]

It's 3 am and I'm binge watching Poundland Specials. I need to sleep...

[@FDhacker404]

Does it glitch the fuck out for anyone else when hes opening the doctor who box?

[@SouthwesternEagle]

This video seems to be working now.

[@TheTrey5027]

2018 and I'm ready for my rewatching of my fav KZbinrs videos

[@Chalky.]

Didn't Tupac Shakur die from Wrap Rage?

[@VolivovejVolej]

It's fixed now.

[@michaels.7581]

Thanks for recommending this to me KZbin

[@ImperiaGin]

Looks like a narwhal

[@monicaf.5105]

Or a swordfish

[@minecraftboss1678]

+Monica F. Or a fucked up mouse

[@ohnospaghetti-o6123]

Abe that is exactly what I was thinking

[@rasberryiceify]

Would have been nice if he used it properly, he cut the wrong way, no wonder it didn't bloody work haha

[@SDYT55]

Finally someone said the right thing

[@charlielyttle8576]

You're a pack buster employee aren't you??

[@rasberryiceify]

Charlie Lyttle no I'm not but i do have eyes haha

[@jackieAZ]

+raspberryice why do you keep saying haha

[@rasberryiceify]

Eathan Markson to show that what I'm saying i don't mean in a way that is overly serious. For example You look awful (doesn't sound very nice) You look awful haha (sounds like a joke, banter).

[@janhendrikfranke]

The damn thing says pull TOWARDS YOU for blisters

[@amayotato]

The cutter is a narwal!

[@dichipan]

They spelled speech wrong...

[@lukemarshall1475]

No shit.

[@pingASS_]

That's why he said it was a mutant fruit... Peach + mutantion = speach. :)

[@pingASS_]

Dane Rockwood Missed that spelling error. :)

[@gwendolynwestwind9764]

That sound chip in the toy phone has been around since probably the year 1999 as I remember my brother having a toy mobile phone (the huge bulky sort with the flip-down keypad cover if anyone else remembers those) that had the exact same sounds.

[@serri7833]

Ashens is like the totalbiscuit of toys and knockoff products.

[@stephentutty9889]

The pack cutter thing said to cut TOWARDS u and not AWAY like u did.

[@ItsObitoHD]

Stephen Tutty I realised the same thing

[@ShifT818]

Thank you. This is actually a useful tool for people with kids.

[@jchampion8]

Stephen Tutty He purposely did it wrong for satirical purposes

[@cmdfarsight]

Big Joe he did it wrong cos he forgot

[@SpookNukem]

***** No, he didddent

[@KoenWoo]

I love it when you said an unhappy fish at 0:29

[@Erikerikerikerikerikerikerik]

my video work untill 4:52 o.o then just stop

[@TheCarDemotic]

There has been no changes in your videos but a slightly better quality changes. It’s awesome

[@somewhatoffensive7989]

Over 6 years, and Ashens still hasn't changed.

[@therestorationofdrwho1865]

Yay something doctor who! I was so surprised when you pulled it out!