POV: You get robbed by Sora and he fucking kills you

[@MrHaveGoing]

Ok so you are probably asking yourself why I haven't uploaded anything in such a long time. I Have a good explanation. You see, one day I recieved a call from my good friend Jonathan Johnson. His younger brother Steve got kidnapped by the evil scientist Jeremy Smith. Jeremy managed to build a time machine but it was very unstable. Only someone of the Johnson bloodline could travel through time with it so Steve was the perfect guinea pig for his experiment. Thankfully Jonathan knew about the time machine and the Johnson bloodline beforehand so he planted a tracking device onto his younger brother. We stormed Jermys secret lair. He was about to send Steve through time so we tried to stop him. We both jumped at the evil scientist but it was too late. The time machine has activated and it has not only sucked in Steve but Jonathan, Jeremy Smith and myself as well. Jeremy died because he wasn't of the Johnson bloodline. Ironic that the scientist died by his own creation. It's almost poetic. But wait! How did I survive? I don't carry the blood of Johnson in me! Well, apparently Jonathan prepared for even this scenario so when I was sleeping he infused me with some of his blood. This allowed me to survive the time travel (and it also gave me herpes but let's not talk about that). We tried to use the time machine to get back to our time but it unforunately ran out of time juice. It was now up to Jonathan, Steve and I to find some of that juicy juice. We exited the time machine and were met by quite a sight: Germany, filled with posters of Hitler. We thought that we traveled back to the World War 2 era. But after reading the newspapers we found out that we were in year 1960 and that the entire world has been conquered by Germany. This wasn't just another time, this was another timeline alltogether. Luckily the newspaper also stated that Hitler has been digging time juice from Egypt to power his super mech. Neat. Even though this situation was super weird we had a plan: sneak into Hitler's base and steal some time juice. We began sneaking in and everything was going smoothly until disaster struck. Hitler appeared (with his super mech). It almost seemed like he was anticipating us. He was talking about something and laughing maniacally but I didn't really understand anything he was talking about. I threw a rock at his mech as he was talking which made him angry. He was about to blast us with his giant cannon. Steve and I thought that we were dead but Jonathan stood right in front of us. He turned around with a smile and said: "Pancake, I have 2 requests for you. First, take care of my younger brother for me and second, tell my parents I loved them." With a single tear dropping from his cheek he jumped head first into the massive cannon. This caused a huge explosion. Steve and I were knocked back quite far. We thought that it was over. We mourned the death of Jonathan when suddenly Hitler emerged from the rubble all injured and bloodied. I grabbed a nearby gun and tried to shoot him but he was faster. He shot me right in the hand with which I was carrying the gun. Luckily the gun flew directly into Steve's hands. He aimed at Hitler and probably said a really badass one liner (I say probably because I couldn't hear anything because I was too busy screaming because Hitler fucking shot me). Steve shot Hitler and it was finally over. We found the time juice and traveled back to the future. BUT OH NO! It seems we put too much time juice into the time machine and we traveled 3 months further than we planned to. I said my goodbyes to Steve and ran straight home to make this youtube video. So like, sorry about not making anything but as you can see from my rock solid testimony there really wasn't much I could of done here. Have a great day.

[@quivers7664]

Darkness

[@CombatCentral111]

I didn't but thank you for this treat

[@awesometris999]

Okay I believe you

[@allucinogeny]

*A poem*

[@Hallows122]

We’ve missed you! Glad you’re back!

[@AyyJayschroo]

Sora is the only idiot that would knock before robbing and murdering someone

[@Jckfrbn]

Especially when he has a key that can open any door

[@Kaxology]

@@Jckfrbn do you think Sora in our world would unlock bank vaults and backdoors to steal?

[@mehwhatever695]

@@Kaxology YES.

[@randomyoutubecommenter2312]

@@Kaxology yep when he has 2 treasure magnets in his abilities

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

But he also need XP, so he need to kill people to get XP ...

[@calrosey8005]

"I'm sora" "Gimmie" He gets straight to the point, I love Sora

[@Rahnonymous]

Unlike his games

[@2101995eu]

He got lucky lucky

[@wooperupa]

“You’re gonna be Recompleted!” Thanks Sora.

[@AkemiV]

LMFAO

[@Nevict]

Well, I am nobody after all.

[@frots619-iielrenegado]

I didnt know I was a nobody. Thanks sora.

[@tesalia660]

Okay I believe you :)

[@RpgBlasterRpg]

And then when sora kill us We turn into a heartless and a nobody

[@jackieohecc]

Why does Sora say I'm gonna be recompleted at the end? Did he indirectly call me a nobody? Did I get brutally roasted during my already brutal murder?

[@HExtraordinaire]

What a fitting profile pic

[@Gredoxx]

You're gonna be recompleted

[@adantez7268]

The Sora behind the slaughter

[@ethos762]

He’s going to clone you

[@boxcar9407]

I think so chap

[@jonathangp65]

Sora: _"See ya!"_ Me: _"REFLECT!"_ *BANG* Sora: "Why am I back here?" *_THE FINAL WORLD_*

[@BlueCrimson10]

God said, "This is not your appointed time to die."

[@BlueCrimson10]

I've got one better. Teo: You've returned, Sora. Lippti: You tried to kill a man in his own home. Unfortunately, you underestimated his abilities. Teo: Did you think that his guard would be down just because he was in his own home? Lippti: If you must commit criminal acts, try to study the target a bit more. Chirithy: And maybe not knock next time? You can unlock any door as a Keyblade wielder, knucklehead. Teo & Lippti: Keyblade?

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

BlueCrimson10 “Mines better!” 🎵

[@Sandy-ik1ic]

“You’re gonna be recompleted” is probably the darkest line you could have ended this video on

[@funnysonicman]

🤣

[@BranJohn98]

@@funnysonicman hi Blake

[@RoronoaShu27]

Okay,I believe you

[@Parsmadon]

Alternate title: Sora Befriends You And Shows You The Path To The Final World

[@DeeRadens]

Sora: behold my most powerful spell of all! Are you ready to go to the final world?!

[@sadboijokes]

(But for a price)

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

...no thank you

[@coffii3812]

@@DeeRadens "Hm maybe not, itl cost a price, Sora." -Wisteria

[@ShinySephiroth1]

*after getting robbed* "Ouchie, ouch"

[@TheHourglassoftime]

Okay I believe you

[@georgehouliaras7239]

Me: *getting shot* Also me: *Wilhelm scream*

[@hannahrathke9588]

"Look, Mickey, a barber shop!" "That's an armed robber..." "That's a weird name for a barber sho-" *Dies* "I must say, I'm quite impressed with the results!"

[@theoriginallinko]

Nah, get up on the hydra's back

[@noahblair3020]

DARKNESS

[@MarcoS-mb9df]

"You're gonna be recompleted" Total psychopath

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

It's for your own good ...

[@sarthakarora3212]

@masakasama don't forget nobody can have hearts too, basically forcefully re uniting them will destroy nobody's heart.

[@mirkopirrotta0157]

@@sarthakarora3212 That’s uncorrect. Reunite a Nobody with his otherself, basically means the real one lives with two hearts in one body. Sora had all the time Roxas’s heart inside him, until Roxas used a replica to live again.

[@finalechance7756]

Sora's lines sound so evil when you change the context.

[@tacoblm9570]

yOu’rE gOnnA bE rEcOmPleTeD

[@DoratTheKiller]

My favourite part about this video

[@tanookibob5786]

Nothing more terrifying than a homeless anime character with a gun and a giant key

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

But he has home and parent at Destiny Island ... oh wait ... I forgot Namine erase that memories from Sora, and erase Sora from the memories of his parents ... Dammit Namine, she's really an evil witch, manipulating Sora for her own advantage ...

[@thewiseoldfox]

Honestly, I'd be terrified too

[@Salthat]

@@ManusiaKagakRusuh ??? Didn’t everyone remember him once Naminé was finished???

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

@@Salthat That's what Namine want Sora, and us the player, to believe ...

[@azuredeath]

He has two right hands too

[@anothergamer112]

"You're gonna be recompleted" in this context sounds like Sora is part of a cult.

[@AlexxxMYLSince2013]

Always has been

[@menguy990]

Pov: You are one of the gambler nobodies in Yen Sid's tower and Sora's low on munny

[@reddodeado301]

Pancake: Uses 2.5 Orchestrated "Lazy Afternoons" Also Pancake: Uses PS2 MIDI "Working Together"

[@williamfalls]

As you black out you hear the last words you'd dreaded hearing every again: "This looks like a good spot to find some ingredients!"

[@spidtz]

And in keyblade heaven, you hear the words of a certain somebody killed by sora a long time ago *get up on the hydras back!*

[@mauwus4322]

Yeez, I didn't know Sora was in the illegal organ market...

[@pipenbybagel1188]

That's freaking dark.. o.o

[@banana.crumbs2360]

Sora: “You’re gonna be re-completed!” Me: okay I believe you

[@Kawaii_Nami]

😂

[@BlueFlareLegend]

It’s good to see you back, Pancake

[@Kirby950]

Unfortunately he has a bum hand and herpes

[@WhoTaku]

@@Kirby950 We weren't supposed to talk about it.

[@Erizo_x]

*Numora

[@NofelGaming]

He isn't just a pancake, he is just a pancake

[@ryanlong3754]

I second that brother

[@yamibukiiii]

I’m literally shaking and crying Sora would never do this to me he’s my bro

[@chatch621]

Well you've been Nomoraed

[@agathaperson8]

Literally couldn't watch for that reason. I just kept the sound on.

[@DarthAlphaTheGreat]

bruh What if I tell you that’s ALL he did for 3 KH games? You see those Heartless and Nobodies he killed...they are actually people. Sora dreamed them all up. There are no magic, or key blade. Or other worlds. Psst. World was in danger? No...except from Sora.

[@simonhanna3679]

@@DarthAlphaTheGreat Before you make a theory you gotta gather evidence. You can't just spit something without having stuff to back it up.

[@captasticts8419]

@@simonhanna3679 (issa joke... also, to be pedantic, it's already evidence if it explains _anything_)

[@Sakura_Aki_Chan]

This is probably how Sora felt when Yozora “saved” him

[@theoriginallinko]

Yozora: I'm here to save you. Sora:Okay, i believe you Yozora started shouting sora Sora:ouchie aouh Yozora crystallizing sora Yozora: i will save you. Sora : Okay, i believe you.

[@Ty-yk8oy]

moli kick Sora laying on the ground with bullet holes in his knees: Ok I don’t believe you

[@Mendinso]

It probably is... but would you like to purchase this game that spun off of Nomura's vision of Final Fantasy Versus XIII in order to see was Yozora was actually based off of and likely what originally Prince Noctis was dreaming about?

[@hayleyscomet3447]

moli kick I read this in the exact voice of the videos XD

[@jettthewolf887]

He just needs money to help pay for his years of therapy after being traumatized by Xehanort trying to slice some bread for Kairi.

[@galaxystarstudios7160]

So he pretty much has PTSD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)?

[@TLG_Luke]

No he has PXSD

[@galaxystarstudios7160]

@@TLG_Luke What does that stand for?

[@TLG_Luke]

@@galaxystarstudios7160 Post Xehanort Stress Disorder

[@galaxystarstudios7160]

@@TLG_Luke I KNEW IT!! XD

[@enlightenedblade171]

Alright let's just ignore how he has a keyblade and decides to pull out a gun.

[@verstael]

It's Yozora's crossbow counterpart

[@enlightenedblade171]

@@verstael understandable

[@haoenzhang9355]

I tought that the keyblade could open any keyhole :/.

[@Idontneednohandle998]

Haoen Zhang he wss being “polite”

[@tonygunk8157]

The real question is why does sora have 2 left hands

[@0axis771]

0/10 Sora doesn't even need to knock. The Keyblade literally opens ANYTHING. He would just walk in.

[@shocksconstant]

But that would be rude and Sora's the goodest of boys.

[@0axis771]

@@shocksconstant He already walks into people's homes unannounced. Even breaks into the underworld too. Very rude.

[@Messier__]

@@0axis771 It's the thought that counts

[@seeresakura6376]

Maybe he forgets AGAIN that he could opens anything

[@petergbrooks]

Anything?... *points keyblade at your ass*

[@gawn8657]

Then he gets arrested and loses his powers *again*

[@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop]

Kingdom hearts re:jailed

[@Ty-yk8oy]

not so In-Shane at all Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Re:birth by soap

[@vDorgengoa]

I think you guys mean.... *Kingdom Hearts: 358 Days Remaining*

[@Ty-yk8oy]

F.B.I vDorgengoa all of the above 😂😂😂😂😂 first he drops the soap, after dropping it he’s reborn, now he counts his days

[@vDorgengoa]

@@Ty-yk8oy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😁😁😁😢😢😢

[@mattrose428]

Kingdom Hearts Melody of Memory post credits scene/secret ending leaked

[@mr.l3992]

My attention got robbed when I saw a Pancake on my phone screen.

[@quinnhouk5369]

Me too

[@mr.l3992]

Should of equipped Once More & Second Chance

[@CoelhowSappka]

W H I T S T A N D C O M B O

[@ceraz052]

"You're gonna be re-completed" holy shit that ending murdered me

[@Jesseb106]

POV: You're Waluigi trying to hide your Smash invitation

[@Ashtonloollife]

In the final world Kairi: “Sora!” Sora: “Kairi! I got u a gift while u were looking for me. Look a dollar.” Kairi: “Thanks. Where did you get this?” Sora: ...

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

Sora: I recompleted someone, and that person give me cash and xp as a thanks like always ...

[@galaxystarstudios7160]

@@ManusiaKagakRusuh Kairi: Okay I believe you.

[@retroscept]

The “you’re gonna be recompleted” can have so many different meanings and that fucking terrifies me

[@Proto-Blues]

"You're gonna be recompleted." Why is THAT the part that made me laugh?

[@Gaareth_]

Uhm cause that's the joke? Killing someone in kh usually leads to them respawning as a new entity, like nobodies getting "recompleted" into humans.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

I wouldn't say usually Gareth, if anything that's the joke.

[@VideoGuy232]

Probably because kingdom hearts is the only series where killing an enemy is the best case scenario for them. Juxtaposing that with a real world scenario shows how ridiculous the core concept is. It’s the irony that makes you laugh

[@BugsyFoga]

KZbin:"There's a new Just a Pancake video " Me:"Okay I believe you "

[@ilpepe84]

okay I believe you

[@bronix2862]

I haven't Heard that in ages

[@RekkaKien3]

"i just robbed you, but i'm a good guy now." "ok, i believe you."

[@ArmageddonAngel]

Ansem the Wise's research and experiments are expensive. Also, Sora spent so much money on the data battles so he needs funds.

[@LunaticoniSolar]

Lolz

[@videopolice432]

Well, the title was accurate I'll give you that.

[@theoriginallinko]

SORA IS WITH THE DARKNESS? AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING... GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

Nah, he just looting munny and xp from you and recomplete you ... nothing wrong from that, he's doing a good deeds like always ...

[@theoriginallinko]

@@ManusiaKagakRusuh are you sure?

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

@@theoriginallinko Yes, I am sure, You can trust me ...

[@comunisman4368]

Also, I have two words for you: Attack!

[@theoriginallinko]

@@comunisman4368 attack is one

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

"Hope we find some ingredients around here."

[@fury1031]

Sora's Keyblade can just unlock the door- there was no need for him to call you to open it. He did this just to toy with you, the sadistic monster.

[@BrubsOnions9669]

Sora reveal brought me back here

[@guy5689]

after so many months of nothing we get this low quality video.... i love it

[@Reiplushaddict]

he's stealing back the missing plot from Nomura

[@andybru]

"You're gonna be recompleted" LOL I LOST IT

[@TaviiCatniss]

when the robber Tell's you his name, that conformation you're not getting out alive

[@linguinithebeanie]

Sora after Disney sends him to collect all of Sakurai's life savings so he can be in smash

[@pikabrine6768]

Sora: I'm Sora. *Points gun at you while happy music is playing* Me: Bruh.

[@zeromage0243]

There is one way to defeat Sora friendship by making him play league of legends

[@chronos2669]

This makes no sense

[@cryw1092]

@@chronos2669 League of Legends bad. Please laugh.

[@chronos2669]

Oh xddddDdddddsDDDD

[@zeromage0243]

Chronos it’s an overused meme but it’s funny

[@gxftedyungtiller6768]

Cause it destroys friendships

[@knightofanguish7399]

That's Sora's excuse for every chest he robs in Yozora's world.

[@Silent_Fool]

Plot Twist: That dollar is actually a hidden invite for Smash.

[@desmabr]

Thanks Sora, I can finally be recompleted

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

It seems my summer vacation is over ...

[@Riku70X]

He has the keyblade. He could have just opened the door and taken the money. He _wanted_ to kill you. He _wanted_ you to *_fear him._*

[@night9_]

I never thought sora could be so menacing

[@crpalstuck2966]

OH NO HE FIGURED OUT I WAS NOBODY

[@WH250398]

The right hand on the left arm makes it even better

[@sorceressoftheoceanandstar2526]

Honestly, with all the tripe Sora's had to go to through since he was fourteen, it was only a matter of time.

[@Ty-yk8oy]

Local young man returning from a long trip to Disney world resorts to robbing after finally cracking under the pressure

[@Hal_142]

"you're gonna be recompleted" is what broke me. you're a genius, man.

[@oyecomova8416]

"Haha, I'm a fool" Ansem the w... Uh I mean Just a Pancake

[@jordansuddeath7079]

“You’re gonna be recompleted.”

[@stephaniehandy4910]

Sora: you’re going to be recompleted. Me: okay I believe you

[@TriforceOfPower-nd2zr]

"You're gonna be recompleted" OMG that has me dead XD

[@strongestcardaceofspades]

I guess he just REALLY wanted to be able to get Melody of Memories on release

[@Hopper_Gud]

I think Sora is the only character that can justify killing someone since it's not actually killing but bringing them back to life... by killing them.

[@jazzyfool3597]

“You’re gonna be recompleted” That is the one of the most darkest things your killer can say to you. Basically,calling you a incomplete loser who has met their fate and killing them to deliver them to their reward of being whole while also reassuring them they are not fit to live due to their incompetence and/or broken being. Or Sora is just a funny key boi

[@Tjimmy-pr2qe]

Hey. This is my first video notification I've ever gotten in my inbox from Just a Pancake: The #1 channel for whatever the hell drugs he takes. I knew subscribing to him months back wasn't a waste of time.

[@TLOWNSU]

Time to change the Dollar into a Smash Invitation

[@kimzee59]

I have a feeling they someone was enjoying Xenoblade Definitive Edition too much to upload. Not that I can blame him...

[@NicolasMendoula]

He could have used his keyblade to open the door.

[@VOLAIRE]

If only we has guns on the game then life would’ve been so much easier

[@themustachioedfish5988]

But you DO have guns.

[@clintwaki6936]

the shooting star keyblade in KH3 turns into dual wielding pistols and a cannon

[@theoriginallinko]

Honey sprouts keyblade Second transformation : double guns Third transformation: honey luncher.

[@xthegodzombie]

Plot twist: the guy hes robbing is actually Xehanort so it's justified

[@hermitheavy3812]

Ok i believe you

[@galaxystarstudios7160]

Eh, not really justified but understandable.

[@Eg-ej6nx]

I mean we are all xehanort now so... canon?

[@juju0520]

My name spelled backwards is disn- *You're going to be recompleted.*

[@Ty-yk8oy]

Belief within Belief

[@Shivery]

Sora already rob many fangirls hearts. So this is nothing.

[@triplew0lf718]

POV: You're a superboss and Willjv2 just booted up the game

[@Wikloe]

So this is how Sora is gonna earn rent while in Quadratum I guess.

[@Wheestlee]

Oh so THIS is where the cursed "you're gonna be recompleted" Sora meme came from!

[@mamajosuke7103]

What if you're hugging your sora body pillow and you see this at the front door

[@silwanndelpho2665]

0:13 I'm shocked !!! Sora get two right hands !!!! That probably explain why I passed months and months to win again Organization XIII and Yozora !! Or maybe it's just that I'm realy bad in video games...

[@TheSanarossOne]

That laugh now sounds psychopathic but also... Sora seems to be opening his heart to Darkness (new evil dude confirmed?)

[@ghostlude]

sora finally putting an end to my misery

[@ricekrispies1917]

When you get shot by a kid with two right hands

[@raziel2499]

Sora is so skilled with a gun that he can shoot you with a right hand on his left arm.

[@ruben27lozano]

Sora after shooting me* Sora: youre gonna be recompleted! :) Me: okay I believe you :) blah 💀☠

[@noob1n8or]

That dollar appeared from nowhere. 0/10: Literally unwatchable

[@Hectoreo]

POV: ust a Pancake found the one who kept asking about Xenoblade

[@TreborNeo]

"You wanna be recompleted"; Epic.

[@simosa.sokariz]

I totally would've thought Sora could open the door with the key🤣 "You're gonna be recompleted"

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

So, since Sora shot you with a gun, that means you weren’t turned into a Heartless (and possibly a Nobody), you just straight-up DIED.

[@Ty-yk8oy]

Hey, shhhhhh you’re gonna be recompleted 🌚

[@zoroarkdx4491]

Sora be taking notes from Cooler with a gun on his tail. Optimizing his second right hand with a gun.

[@x_naut00]

I have never I clicked so fast in my life lmao. Glad to see you back!

[@luisvalero5794]

If you managed to time travel, why don't you recruit the 13 seekers of pancakes??

[@silversauceran]

that **heavy breathing** tho

[@Unkn4wN_TM]

"You're gonna be recompleted"🙂

[@UKERU00]

All I gotta say after all this time ladies and gentleman is... WHAT A COMEBACK!! THE GREAT BATTLE MUSIC PERFECTLY FITTING SORA'S SPIRAL INTO THE CRIME WORLD THE DOLLAR CONVENIENTLY PLACED TO MAKE THE VIDEO MORE ENJOYABLE I say bravo Just a Pancake, I wanna see what kinda of crazy stuff you can come up with when the rythmn game come out of Nomura's musical ass

[@diannerenard]

And this is why xehanort did all that time travelling/paradox bullshit. To prevent being assaulted and murdered by Sora and his gun.

[@P_Summa]

2020 can't possibly get any worse Sora:

[@Jaxv3r]

"your gonna be recompleted :)" Sora to Larxene still chuckle at the line everytime I see it XD

[@leolion962]

Sora: **Points gun at me** Me: **distraction dance** Sora: **Shoots gun anyway** Me: **Confused screaming**

[@MurphyTheFish]

Henry stickmin vibes

[@ananousous]

You should've done sexy splits for mass confusion

[@leolion962]

@@ananousous That could be my next joke

[@KittyKatty999]

*[FAIL]* *"Who do you think you are!? Henry Stickmin!?*

[@leolion962]

What if Sora was going after Henry Stickmin?

[@rikuisbetterwithlonghair516]

That was soooo funny OMG 😂 😂 🤣 The breathing, Sora saying "give me" and the right hand on a left arm are hilarious 😂

[@samcoursey28]

Pov: you are the nobody and he killed your heartless

[@lonelywolf5659]

The fact that he can open anything that ever existed with his sword is Scary to the fact he is knocking. And technically he could turn his sword into anything he wants like a gun.

[@elenamariani8837]

The real Tetsuya Nomura has finally returned to us