POV: You're From The Gold Coast

[@J954-b1c]

"I Know it's not Miami, this is definitely the Gold Coast" The Gold Coast suburb of Miami: *Sweats Nervously*

[@LostSherbie]

😳There is a gold coast suburb of Miami?!😳😰

[@StephBer1]

@@LostSherbie Yep.

[@LostSherbie]

@@StephBer1 😰😰😰😰

[@freedomofchoicelover3734]

yes definitely i lived there for decades...great place to grow up

[@janeseemann2527]

@@LostSherbie one of the more down to earth suburbs on the Goldy.

[@jezzeronthecoast]

having lived on the Gold Coast for the last 16 years I can say sadly this is 100% very accurate.

[@heathertruskinger6214]

I moved here from Melbourne nearly 40 years ago. I agree with you, even back then , there was so much fake tan, fake boobs. And fake everything else !

[@jezzeronthecoast]

@@heathertruskinger6214 yes. I notice the suburbs west of the tourist strip are slightly different but just as fake (cashed up conservatives who think fashionable clothes and voteing liberal makes them better people). Over all still very right, and difficult to get nuance in a 2 minute bit of satire (I'm being pedantic too)

[@iankearns774]

@@jezzeronthecoast Dont need the "e" in voting champ. You hate conservatives because they can afford nice things? Maybe work a little harder and you can too. As for LNP I am no fan but we dodged the bullet that would have been Bill Shorten had he got in. We would have been like Canada or worse on his watch. No one in recent memory has run Australia during a worldwide pandemic other than the LNP. You would need to be a harsh marker to say he did a bad job. I think Shortarse would have been a lot worse.

[@ClissaT]

@@iankearns774 Now.... Mr Ian Kearns..... how do you really know who lives behind the GCand what sort of place it is? Down the comments list a bit you have admitted to having never been there and indeed, flying (😲 yes flying) right 'passed GC and BrisVegas' on your way to Cairns which apparently, is a far better place to inhabit. Watch out all you Cairns people, Kearnsey is on his way! 🤣

[@iankearns774]

@@jezzeronthecoast Also there is t in "the", no doubt a University graduate.

[@sinclair83au]

Defo express for Darwin, you can knock them about their humidity and having to deal with 89% humidity and still not raining. Sunglasses for all the possible weather variables too. Needing a shower between their car and waking into the office.

[@Mark-me7qq]

Jimmy you forgot one. Say you live on the Gold Coast but you're actually from Logan.😂

[@johnscott6412]

That’s the hinterland or these days I think they call it the scenic rim

[@venderstrat]

I think you mean Beenleigh.

[@freedomtrainchoir7964]

@@venderstrat Haha! Beenleigh actually was part of the GC until the council borders changed in 2008.

[@Nion_8]

Typical

[@mr.jamster8414]

@@freedomtrainchoir7964 really?

[@siobhanharnett1825]

Planning a move to Australia in the next few months but I've been loving your skits for over a year now! Getting into Australian culture and humour:))

[@WhyWouldYouDrawThat]

Nice. Have you decided where? Our east cost is the most popular. Queensland is similar to Florida, Brisbane = Jacksonville, Gold Coast = Miami. Sydney is New York ish. Melbourne is San Francisco/ Seattle. Western Australia is another country for the most part. They keep to themselves, and we don’t talk about them much 😉. Adelaide is Melbourne’s little buddy. I’m not sure what US city to compare it to. If you like this channel then I expect you’ll fit in instantly.

[@saltyyoda7642]

Put on some chains and join us in prison Australia don't forget to leave your freedom and free speech behind.....

[@cherrymaree]

Could luck finding a place to live in this housing crisis

[@WhyWouldYouDrawThat]

@Sean Greenhalgh USA cities are in more movies and better known than Australian, so I thought it would be a useful comparison.

[@melilifabulosa5505]

As an expat, I can say you will love Australia! It's an amazing country! It will take a while to understand Aussie humor, good on ya for starting early.

[@mustluvseinfeld4444]

What can I say...absolute GOLD (pun intended) 😂🤣 So many gems, I had to keep replaying...mole map, yeah probs about time I got one of those 🤩

[@vanessagoddess1]

that was the only one I don't get - what is a mole map?

[@mustluvseinfeld4444]

@@vanessagoddess1 when you get a skin check for sun spots/skin cancer, they “map your moles”

[@vanessagoddess1]

@@mustluvseinfeld4444 thanks for reply 😁

[@vanessagoddess1]

@@kidsyoutube6152 👍 You a southerner like me? 😁

[@invidiosakara]

Thank you...I couldn't work it out either!

[@StephBer1]

Perfect Jimmy but you forgot the 1 in 3 chance of people being from Southern states, 1 in 2 during Christmas holidays.

[@nerissarowan8119]

As someone who lives south of Brisbane, I'll have to take your word for this because I can't recall the last time I went to the Gold Coast. It's a great place to drive past.

[@StephBer1]

@@nerissarowan8119 I live in Brisbane and we never go to the Gold Coast either. 😂

[@iankearns774]

Never been there, flown straight passed BrisVegas and the Gold Coast twice on the way to Cairns. I love Cairns, its a great spot.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@iankearns774 all you Southerners call it BrisVegas *grumbles*

[@StephBer1]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I know, we never call it BrisVegas.

[@squalloogal]

The night you can’t remember multi scan, was my favourite 😁☺️👏👏👏😆

[@deyanaspring8742]

I’m from the “Goldie” and I would be so offended if this wasn’t absolutely, 100% accurate. You did however forget the million southern invaders, thinking they have it made now they live here but complaining because it’s expensive and so fake! 😝😂 Welcome to QLD baby 😉😉

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

No, welcome to the Goldie. Specifically. For a whole other brand of Southern-imported fake, head 2- 3 hr up the coast

[@deyanaspring8742]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I know, my brother has lived on the sunny coast all his adult life. Crazy, grass is greener, oh I didn’t realise how humid it would be, southerners. 😂😂

[@stache297]

You’ll have yourself a far north invader

[@lifeiscruisey1912]

As someone from the Gold Coast.... yep....definitely got me with the theme parks annual pass and a whole lot more

[@rizzofromIndo]

I would say, out of all the state shopping so far, Jimmy just roasting the heck out of Gold Coast for real! It's definitely the sassiest! Can't wait to see Jimmy roasts WA later 😂

[@AthomewithKaren]

I haven't been to the Goldie for years. Sounds like nothing has changed. 🤣

[@schlumbergerschlumberger5119]

Hello

[@AthomewithKaren]

@@schlumbergerschlumberger5119 hello 👋

[@schlumbergerschlumberger5119]

Hi how are you doing over there?

[@AthomewithKaren]

@@schlumbergerschlumberger5119 It's Autumn here, so the weather is cooling off. It's gardening weather! Yay!

[@schlumbergerschlumberger5119]

What part of the state are you?

[@freedomofchoicelover3734]

Born and bred Gold coast, Miami, this is gold..especially swimming in the canals, jumping off bridges, throwing our Bmxs in the canals then rescuing them, constantly getting sunburnt....which we did as kids when the canals where houses were first being built.....god knows how we didnt get taken by sharks

[@johnscott6412]

You can’t jump off a bridge council has forbidden it under the free entertainment for kids act. Only an idiot would jump in without knowing the drpth

[@freedomofchoicelover3734]

@@johnscott6412 true...Is this John from Dodgers?

[@johnscott6412]

@@freedomofchoicelover3734 no mate John Scott’s are like Holden commodores there’s lot of us

[@katesampleseverything]

Yay Adelaide! I'm moving there in June and I need to know what to bring 😁

[@rosemaryhough9257]

A return ticket! Moved here 8 months ago, jts full of bogan drop kicks who only know one word starting with F. Everything shuts at 7.30pm its horrible! Don't go.

[@karlaluhrs6039]

Lives on the GC for 30 something years and the only thing that applies to me is the schoolies thing.

[@FrugalFunMum]

Was hoping in Darwin we get the 'beers, beers. beers' guy back LOL

[@stephenbarton9825]

Funniest (and truest!!) one…ever!!! I was hanging for the tattoo bit and you smashed it!!!

[@noelene2298]

Everyone's got tattoos these days...every town in Australia ...its an epidemic !!🤣

[@goulash75]

Gold, gold, gold, gold.... I think you took a side tip to Greece there.

[@clabood]

The back hand scan and the sporting team dig 😂

[@leahgriffiths1694]

Oh man, this is savage. (Yet hilarious! 😂)

[@nerissarowan8119]

"... and by the carpark, I mean the M1." Truth

[@johnscott6412]

In the late 60s we just use to turn the ignition off

[@QldChickenPuncher]

Holy crap, Jimmy Giggle.. Nailed it. Lived there for 12 years and this is 100% accurate.

[@marianne8352]

Curious to see if you do one for Canberra… & if so whether it reflects Canberra as it actually is; or reflects the idea the media portrays of Canberra, as where all the pollies live (our local reps live here, that’s it)

[@laurenmick]

Yes! I am wondering the same!

[@kayelle8005]

I reckon it’ll be roundabouts, our complaint that pollies don’t live here, the escapes to the south coast, and maybe coffee.

[@zmznzbzvzmznzb]

My God! What a great name for a shop! DAYLIGHT SAVINGS!

[@zmznzbzvzmznzb]

Shut up Jason, I need a drink!

[@FionaEm]

Teeth extensions and an addiction to leopard print 🤣 🤣

[@nez82]

OMG well done Jimmy! That was spot on! 🤣👏

[@schlumbergerschlumberger5119]

Hello how are you doing over there?

[@ambergriggs1519]

Brilliant Jimmy!! Just f@$king brilliant! You nailed it! Lol 😂 best one so far👍

[@aliscraps-allisonbunt]

Hilarious. A joyful cup of Jimmy to go with my toast this morning. Happy Friyay Jimmy and crew

[@beszaid9245]

Lol 😂 . This can’t be more accurate. Long weekend in Bali. XXXL T-shirt, black vans and white snickers with black lines and the black hat from Universal.

[@gibbomanland]

If you're doing Adelaide next here's a few suggestions: A Radelaide t-shirt. A Radelaide hat. A mullet for any male under the age of 17. Spending a day in the Adelaide Hills and spending too much money on shit you don't need. Spending a day in Rundle mall and spending too much money on shit you don't need. Going to victor harbour and getting burnt while you walk around granite Island. Taking your overly expensive car down to Glenelg to try and impress strangers. Having lunch at harbour town and watching the planes take off from the airport. Driving under and over the speed limit at the same time. Way too many holden commodores. A church on every corner. A kfc on every corner. A sushi shop on every corner. Spandex cyclists blocking traffic. Road works to your left. Road works to your right. Road works in front of you. No you can't back up. A sense that your better then the other states but don't say anything because of Snowtown.

[@mustluvseinfeld4444]

Don’t forget the burst water mains!!

[@StephBer1]

🤣

[@downundarob]

Victor Harbor.. its got that American spelling remember...

[@Livin8er33]

Omg you've nailed it 🤣🤣🤣

[@narellegoodall8351]

Hmmm sounds a bit like Perth!🤣😂🤣

[@bebebonni1602]

For someone thinking of moving to the Gold Coast this was highly educational

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

It basically goes like this: - lotta drugs - don't ask about the drugs - lotta money floatin' round, but why? See DRUGS - lotta Southerners... who even comes from the Goldie any more? - avoid Schoolies' - kick-a**e surf beach - did I mention the drugs? Oops I meant to say BIKIES AND CORRUPT COPS - canal estates... ... and drugs. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[@sunseeker4775]

Spot on! ... and a Gold Coast builder's licence you found in Weatbix.

[@rebeccatompkins]

😀😀😀😀 Oh my goodness that was good. I sense hipsters and craft brewing in the next episode. Brace yourself, Adelaide.

[@stacey4758]

Ah, but Jimmy's from Melbourne. They don't consider outsiders as hipsters

[@StephBer1]

Many many churches that no-one goes to, a plummy accent, and well, murders.....

[@justlittleolme7977]

Love your work Jimmy! I’m looking forward to your show next week! A few thoughts about Adelaide (I moved to the land of wanker coffee when I was a kid): - Adelaide must have a bung of fritz from the butcher!!! No, Devon is just not the same - not even close! - Adelaidians warn visitors that a destination is “the other side of town” (ie so far away) but then it only takes about 25 mins to get there! - I’m pretty sure passengers still need to walk across the tarmac to board their flights…

[@brunetteXer]

the GC airport still puts people on the tarmac. Adl Airport is awesome, free parking in IKEA and super easy pick up (all the sheeple clog up the end so just drive past them all to the front of the pick up zone, it's always empty)

[@mr.jamster8414]

Well yeah, it takes 25 minutes to get ANYWHERE in that city. It's neat

[@fionadavey6859]

😂😂😂 Accurate, Funny…And SO MUCH GOLD!!! Thanks Jimmy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻⭐️⭐️⭐️😎

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Why is this series so painfully good... and accurate? Discuss. (or just shout about it you are also from the Goldie)

[@Sareybeary]

Haven't lived there since the mid - 00's. Looks like nothing's changed.

[@bluevelvet7055]

God you’re funny Jimmy, I love your humour🤣. I thought I’d seen you before on tv and then I just discovered you have new show on the ABC called Tiny Oz!

[@FieldOfDaisies2468]

My favourite one yet! Thanks Jimmy 🥰

[@jbullforg]

Will be interesting to see which part of Adelaide is most represented

[@AnthonyDavid59]

As someone who grew up in Adelaide, I say it is a great place to be from.

[@RMillerism]

As a South Australian I'm predicting it will be short!

[@LostSherbie]

WHY IS THIS OS TRUEEE🤣 You never fail to entertain

[@mikijovanovic8234]

brilliant as always jimmy

[@8810Chai]

And this is what makes Gold Coast Great!!!!! 🤣 Love GOLD COAST. People are so Friendly and chatty! 🌼🌞

[@sjj7236]

Have you done Tassie yet Jimmy? I've lived in a few different places and I'm a teacher so I find your skits hilariously accurate.

[@yahndidee-nay8792]

Nailed it, false nails that is 🤣

[@zmznzbzvzmznzb]

Bout time! Been waiting for the Gold Coast! Next do Canada! You're gonna need a bigger bag!

[@melissapiontek3886]

Cairns has the same ability to do shopping past 5 PM, 4:59 [any store worker] 'GET OUT!'.

[@megs4193]

🤦‍♀️😃 I would still love to see it one day 👍💞 Tassie, thanks for ours Jimmy 😄🕊🌻🕊.

[@JMK007]

🤣 deadly accurate once again! Nailed it Jimmy!

[@ember1713]

I totally want to go to the Gold Coast just to see this in real life, thanks Jimmy

[@LilBafta]

Haha It's all true. They were actually considering making the city centre, Surfers Paradise an official theme park at one time. It's a nasty place to live during schoolies though... gods

[@56music64]

Ah the Goldie, quite cringe worthy, but somehow addictive. From someone who has a holiday apartment there, so I can say this

[@pizzaman6505]

​@@LilBaftayeah they are everywhere

[@Reece_Hart]

"I know it's not Miami" Unless of course you're in Miami on the Gold Coast

[@scottlucas8498]

Sooo true. Love the finals tickets for a Gold Coast sporting team not being needed. Great touch. Can't wait for Adelaide or Darwin - and Perth. Wait...is WA open yet?

[@becsterbrisbane6275]

Just......scary accurate. HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE M1?!!!!

[@LilBec83]

That traffic jam starts at Sydney 🤣

[@becsterbrisbane6275]

@@LilBec83 I stand corrected!

[@schlumbergerschlumberger5119]

Hello how are you doing over there?

[@zmznzbzvzmznzb]

I'd give my leopard skin neck scarf imported through Scotland for two Stubbie Holders reading "Wanker Coffee"!

[@jennyrobertson8797]

I'm loving these Jimmy!!

[@Krystal_G]

Wow speedrunning roasting! Darwin ain't looking so good! Also the amount of roasts on Gold Coast makes me think they were locked and loaded for a while...

[@casadeumbandapaijesuino1660]

I am looking forward to the Cairns one! that will be so fun LOL

[@Kiwinan1701]

Half the population are Kiwis! We’ll have to top up though…a lot coming home 501…

[@johnscott6412]

I’m a local and lve lived here 15 minutes. Hands up any one who can remember Sundale& Southport Drive In. Does anyone remember when use to come down from Brisbane and just turn the ignition off on the highway cause you were just stuck in the late 60s

[@priscillah6064]

Please don't skip Darwin!! I'd love to see what you could come up with! :)

[@Yogayin]

So very true. Thinking I might get another tattoo. At Nobby's.

[@bronteb8762]

😂 express lane for Darwin is hell funny! Though probably the place in Australia with the most character

[@taravenn3474]

😆🤣😂🐊🍺🍻🤠

[@triarb5790]

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[@elinormartin9274]

He is so spot on.

[@boatymcboatface6969]

As someone who's stayed on the Gold Coast for 30 days every winter from NZ the past couple of years, the high rise one is on point...and yes us Kiwis love the bloody place 😂

[@callabeth258]

Woolworths and coles definitely open past 5pm on the Gold Coast, i almost never shop earlier than 7 or 8pm

[@ther3dk1n9games6]

Miami is on the Gold coast too Lol, its a nice suburb.

[@jesbenji9742]

Forgot a stroll through Infinity while drunk or high or wishing you were drunk or high. So glad I moved to Brissy with Southbank 'beach".

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Yeah, we're like the gentler version of that s**t 😀

[@artwithheart3142]

Looking out for the Glenelg tram…

[@spaganya3255]

Not me realising like halfway that you were a MAJOR CONTRIBUTOR TO MY UPBRINGING- Jesus Christ I was wondering why he was so familiar and realised he's from Giggle and Hoot.

[@HNCS2006]

Gold coast suddenly doesn't seem like such a dream to this Sydney sider. 😅

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

It's...Florida. If you want something better, head up the Sunshine Coast 🙂

[@johnscott6412]

You’ll fit right in every one use to live in Melbourne or Sydney.

[@rogerwilco4736]

Well it could be worse, shivering in Victoria for 9 months each year

[@johnscott6412]

Come on up very low rental accomodation available. You can get a job in the hospitality industry take home6-800a week or equivalent. Spend most of your lower wage just trying to make ends meet. Please don’t go to our hospitals their hopelessly under funded

[@siobhanrose1680]

Hahahaha, I live in the GC Hinterland, so two of 2 of these are me - from NZ, have a lot of tattoos. Ha. Hilarious though. I lie, I slightly enjoy and have always enjoyed, leopard print.

[@vickiy.forsyth6497]

Loved it. So spot on about the roads

[@peggyaeschlimann4180]

Too cruel yet so true re: Gold Coast sporting team finals tickets. :D

[@SafePlum3626]

Wait until 2023 when I hope GCFC will be in the top 4.

[@funnyfortniteclips520]

JIMMY GIGGLE IS THAT YOU FROM GIGGLE AND HOOT!

[@LynneStringerAuthor]

I love these so much!

[@submariner1348]

Very good, and a 1 in 2 chance you've just moved up from Victoria.

[@FrugalFunMum]

Woo Hoo! Adelaide is coming!!!!

[@schlumbergerschlumberger5119]

Hello

[@OSussannah]

Love it....don't forget the inability to navigate roundabouts, and people wearing boots and jackets once the temp drops below 25C

[@johnscott6412]

We’re the true locals we feel the cold and we don’t care about daylight saving

[@yeahnahcobba]

Darwin and Perth mate, don't leave more than half the country out!

[@TonesDroneVisuals]

Adelaide next : Barrels on sale from Paramount Browns

[@clubgus07]

Right to a T and Jimmy, don’t forget one from the Goldie must have Timezone power-card handy in said wallet powered up for that late night or last minute holiday entertainment and must wear a interstate Nrl/afl jersey other then the Titans or Suns and dare anyone wear a broncos or cowboy jersey. Jimmy i think A typical Cairns shopping basket might be shock do them next.

[@clairechristy977]

Ooohhh dear yes we may be slaughtered. Ps. We are not like Townsville....

[@eagleironic5815]

Most savage one yet!

[@doctorf7501]

I’m here now and yep. This is very noticeable and very true.

[@jenniferrobertson7303]

Hahaha,love this man.🤣🤣🤣👍

[@ther3dk1n9games6]

MY GOD, this is too accurate lol

[@stepanija]

OMG! This sums up my 10 years up there!

[@Alice-ui9oy]

Can you do Perth next Jimmy please? 🙏😂

[@dawndusk1007]

Daylight savings.....the perfect place for it but what ever.

[@johnscott6412]

Calm down it’s a highly emotional issue for you ex southerners

[@ix-Xafra]

You omitted brazilians and dreadlocks...

[@rachoc74]

Oi..no picking on Ripley's!! I loved that place pmsl

[@schlumbergerschlumberger5119]

Hello how are you doing over there?

[@rachoc74]

@@schlumbergerschlumberger5119 doing great thanks

[@schlumbergerschlumberger5119]

Where are you from?

[@mph7]

Hahaah, ive lived on the GC for the past 12 yrs and all of this is so true, even the mayor drives a Ferrari, and the people with tats,,,,,,OMG

[@winfan1978]

I've lived on the Gold coast since 1986. Hey, I don't have that many tattoos, but, yeah I'm wearing a singlet right now and that one really bad, bad night out at Howl at the moon & then down to Jupiter's casino...wow, came home on my own by tram at 2:30am and we only ever go to Byron to look for Chris Hemsworth. I have 2 toe rings, but there so cute. So is that 5% right???

[@Azza-25]

Please do Tassie next, as a Tasmanian I can't wait for you to take the piss out of us.

[@dawnmichelle4403]

Shut up, Tasmania! 😄😉

[@worthy999999]

YESSSS !!@

[@iankearns774]

By us do you mean both of your heads?

[@scottlang7271]

@@dawnmichelle4403 , you're learning :)

[@alonsocushing2263]

Nailed it again Jim Lad!

[@traelmate37]

slight addiction to leopard prints then covers up - priceless

[@davidorama6690]

The burn, oh the burn…

[@tamrix]

Don’t forget Byron bay! That’s got to be an easy one haha.

[@ClissaT]

This one was so good! Yes I too, must admit to living there for a time many moons ago, although I was up in the hinterland which used to be gorgeous rolling hills and horse country. But sadly is now just a sea of mostly clay tile rooves. So sad.

[@kathowed]

Bloody brilliant, ay?