Drama Time - I Am the Loot Council

[@BBolloBB]

Standard entitled rich boy, goes skiing, all loot is mine by birth right, rigs the system

[@travisdoyle6426]

Just get tiny rabbits tattooed to your head so from a distance they look like Hares.

[@Johnzen03]

This. This is gold. You sir are a good person. (Yes, I assumed your gender)

[@darkphase7799]

I was in a guild once and the GM decided we were going hardcore in the next xpac. We always managed to get around top 30 on the server (Oceanic server so that didn't mean much). So he decided we would all make groups that he set up and would all level hardcore together. I was in his group. Before it all started the GM told us to make sure we bring everything we need so we wouldn't need to leave the computer for any reason. Slowly he started to push this point including starting to mention to bring bottles to pee in. I assumed this was a joke and just blew it off. It comes to the day and we are leveling on when the first guy in my groups says "brb I need to pee". The GM said it should only take him 30 seconds to use a bottle. By that stage my mate had already headed to the toilet. The GM kicked him from the guild for not using a bottle and taking too long. There was a whisper war between the 2 but we continued on. I had a toilet pretty close to my computer so I had no issues quickly rushing to pee when I needed. We got to level cap and the GM kicked every member that didn't get to cap within one hour of us. After the kicking we had 9 members left (he kicked over 30 people). He then when on a recruiting spree messaging everyone at cap. Hardly anyone joined. It got to first raid and we didn't have enough people to raid and so the GM quit and joined another guild. As you can tell the guild died right there lol.

[@kirarozu]

How could you stay in a guild that treated your friends like that? Clearly that GM was outside his mind.

[@cashnelson2306]

What is with the people in chat that just bust in asking Shadowlands questions and shit in the middle of Drama Time? Do they just completely ignore what's going on on their screens or what lol

[@sighable]

That first story was the guiltiest guilty guilty GUILTY!! Story I have ever hear!

[@jereXIX]

My hope is that that mage decides to log in to his abandoned BC character in Shadowlands and within 30 seconds a warrior runs past him, once again calls him a dick, and he logs off in shame one last time.

[@andrewg_b]

Re damage meters: The classic Constanza ... “it’s not a lie if you believe it”

[@chameleonedm]

Our plan was "same server" that was it Some dudes group up, I ended up with one mate that no lifed it as hard as I did in the first week. We got to 42 then our schedules desynced so I wished him well and he capped weeks before me. Absolutely no issue, no tension. Most quit, including my no life mate, but some are still here. What can I say? Perfect plan. 10/10. Would plan again

[@spriggs_fm]

Ah drama time, the best part of the week.

[@kn0bhe4d]

That first guy has to be a troll, yeah? How can someone be that delusional?

[@CalculatorTI89]

140% delusional

[@soxnotsocks]

He was a good raider? He needed 140% dps to be top. Sounds to me like he's 60% of a good raider

[@shadowzeal]

Don’t you mean 70%ish

[@rosco3]

That is not how % works but I think everyone understood.

[@AlyxandraLoF]

seriously even setting it to 110 should be enough to demolish everyone.

[@vamperic]

Shit like this is one of the reasons why I quit the guild life and never looked back, I'm more than happy to get my raid content from LFR to avoid all the ego fuckwits guilds embody

[@beardy3792]

"If you're comin' here for DPS tips, wrong show!" I fucking ADORE you, Preach! You're a god damn light, and you need to be protected at all costs!!! Thank you SO MUCH for the content you create! You've literally saved my life during this pandemic shit!

[@EvoXoverdrive]

I remember my HC raiding guild in MoP going to shit. Cous of a newcomer that raided with 'method' when they needed a pug or smthn. Dude had an attitude like.. He loved me for some reason, we were both shamans, he was resto i was ele, And i healed when we needed a 3rd healer. Dude fraked up human interactions by throwing me under the buss. I dint know way untill he asked me to move to draenor server. He payed for my transfer even, and then went back to the old server and left me there on an overpopulated server. That was something that i still think about, and still do not know why he did it! COus we had an awsome time HC raiding, 3rd on the server back in the day. Last i heard.. he quit wow, but i did c him durning legion in shamy order hall. He said ''i'm so sorry m8'' ...and loged off.. never seen his char (or his login id) ever again. Confused AF till this day

[@Kiwicrack]

That Classic drama time sounds SO familiar...not my experience, but same thing happened. Plans crumbled by day 2.

[@illw1ll498]

I just want to hear more about fabled Ret paladin with Cataclysm's Edge off spec! Sounds like an epic tale ;)

[@Powerfanta]

the 1 dislike is probably the guy asking if he was guilty in the first story:P

[@blech71]

Absolute power corrupts absolutely!

[@mesoforte]

I've boosted my leveling plan by 40%.

[@Jackpkmn]

Damage meters and logs even were still problematic in Antorus with Eonar, we needed someone who was going up on the ship to also be logging or you'd lose them when they went up somtimes.

[@CrazyLife2112]

Never underestimate the damage one person can do to a guild's culture. We've all met Foamy at some point.

[@twiftree2532]

-I’m tired of carrying all these undergeared people! -No, they get NO new gear, i deserve it all. lol

[@stephenward7131]

Anyone else get distracted by that aywolgaming guy in chat? Dude was wilin', comes in during the start of the Let it Go story

[@maddy02_]

lol that person went from calling mike a bumchin, to demanding advice for bits, calling him Dara and demanding his bits back after not getting the attention he wanted. weird ass messages in between hahaha

[@stephenward7131]

@@maddy02_ right!? I was getting distracted by it hahahaha

[@woolly9332]

First story - "I did it for myself" GUILTY!

[@Failedwizard1]

He's the Walter White of WoW.

[@dacoolist]

Thank you so much for always posting these Preacher, some of my favorite videos ever

[@mrcroob8563]

11:26 I see someone named Croob in the chat... I'm flabbergasted!

[@EloquentTroll]

Leveling as group only works if no one is leveling their main, or you're helping a newbie you brought into the game. I had a great time in Vanilla when I and 4 of my friends made a full Druid team.

[@zacksporen]

GIGA-MATHEMAGICIAN-LORD

[@thewinner4me816]

The team Australia story is so true. Blizzard gave us TWO servers at launch, one PvP and one PvE. They had to rush to give a third and then a fourth, and it wasn't enough still. Me and my bois ended up on yojamba, the third server added.

[@Random2960]

"Hold on balls and a broofos to you all" -google subtitles

[@awesomepandamonkey]

Preach with hair is going to be cursed as fuck.

[@MrDladen23]

About the group of friends that were "supposed" to level together... you can't coordinate 8 people to level together. Its not possible. I feel for the guy that wanted to make it work, but its just impractical. Just get to 60 and raid together

[@familyguy384]

if the game launches at 12am usually cap by 4pm that day

[@celticc9580]

I must have missed the preface to this because I spent the first 25 minutes thinking you were talking about yourself lol

[@MrFubber]

'He looked like he didn't care'..🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@petfish7385]

There is no better content than Drama Time.

[@pix3lle375]

This will be my 3rd new expansion leveling with my bf and friends and I can already guarantee when we ding it will just be both of us

[@117Haseo]

I am all the Officers, and I am the LOOT COUNCIL.

[@bojanmladenovski9682]

I am the senate?

[@117Haseo]

@@bojanmladenovski9682 its more a terrible The Rise of Skywalker quote. =p

[@bojanmladenovski9682]

@@117Haseo fits the loot story

[@coolblobben]

2nd story happend to myself, first we joined a server was full que we changed maybe twice then we started to play. I needed to use remote desktop and start wow from work played bit etc, gm that was an old wow friend told me all the time that he was going to help me lvl that never happend so needed to lvl myself everyone else had groups to play with but not me coz of work, I was going to be a maintank in the guild but joke on me when they then said I was lvling to slow and wanted me to dps instead at this time I was just so bored of the game and stopped, came back to retail wow where I actually have friends to play with. It took maybe 3months and that classic guild I was going to play with disbanded coz lack of intrest and that made me giggle 😅 I feel so bad but still somewhat happy that it didn't work out for them mainly coz they all the time said that they were going to help me threw dungeons etc they never did not a single time. So I lvled 1-59 all on my own when we said that we were going to play together and help eachoter if we fell behind

[@Tainted0ne1138]

Here is something I realized recently when trying to setup playing with friends going into Shadowlands. FUCK THAT SHIT. I tried so hard to put together a raiding guild for my friends and I. And those ungrateful cunts decided to have an arguement about playing horde or alliance, after we had already agreed months ago which side) and the whole thing went tits up in less than an hour. Never bank on doing stuff with your friends. Do your own thing and hit up your friends for a dng or something later on after you got everything you want to do done.

[@djchips]

Ah the classic wow launch... what a massive blunder that was. I remember when Blizzard released the initial realm list and my first thought was "that's it?". And the overcrowded hell those servers became even after launching additional ones... That shit killed it for me.

[@VeeDubBeetle]

and now most of them are dead so who cares lol.

[@Lighthammer18]

We had two full raids people recruited from 4 years on private servers and we chose one of the super high pop servers so most of them didn't bother joining. Seriously fuck Blizzard for trickling out the servers one at a time days after launch instead of putting them all up at once. Anyone with a brain knew they had way too few servers at launch.

[@Xxkilluminati91xX]

You don't need plugs you beautiful bastard you...

[@Veolynn13]

48:45 plot twist: the wife just wanted to play blood elves tbh

[@boomiedave]

NEVER EVER LEVEL WITH ANYONE! LOL The absolute worst thing you can do in WoW.

[@Zanzibawrr]

who could have guessed the libertarian would throw you under the bus when it suited him

[@drenth27]

Guilty as fuck for "just let it go"

[@Veolynn13]

"not yet." "it's treason, then."

[@blech71]

Second story... Preach says Vegas... oh the memories of living in Summerlin :) good times

[@mezzkath]

people like that loot stealing lying guild master are legitimately sociopaths...the sad part is they grow up to be CEOs most of the time because they'll do whatever it takes to get themselves ahead no matter the costs.

[@freddymeisner]

lol hair transplants preach is the ultimate WoW chad move. the opposite of mald

[@Nimicry]

Speaking for the Ret Paladins, we are not guilty. It was planned to go to you.

[@BSwitchGTG]

Snowpants = McConnell. Legendary level selfishness by some players in Classic. Super glad I solo-levelled. Got to do everything I wanted, at my pace, and sure it took a while, but still managed to cap and clear raids same as everyone else, lol. The rush in Classic never made sense to me. Bros endless grinding dungeons over and over for xp? Nah, that's no fun!

[@anoncyclist2131]

group and solo alts, solves everything

[@ArkhanneTV]

53:22 I'm pretty sure he never actually noticed him, but he indirectly answered this AywolGames dude in chat lmao

[@Antiex]

Being GM, 2. Raidlead and lootmaster in classic killed the experience for me. The amount of nagging when it came to loot just made the game massively un-enjoyable

[@popojaga7312]

Saved my ass on that with EPGP addon , bitching was still there, but controlable

[@rfo98b]

Once preach mentioned the "self made" damage meter, i knew shit was about to go down. I'm impressed no one used another damage meter and was confused they didn't show remotely the same damage.

[@pmkaboo2446]

if i understood correctly, the self made meter was supposed to count overall performance, not just damage, so the regular damage meter would ofcourse show lower numbers. to figure out the scam you would have to do exactly what happened in the story, compare damage of individual abilities.

[@rfo98b]

@@pmkaboo2446 could be, but sounded like what preach said referred to the desync issues of old damage meters, which was why they used their own to ensure it showed correct data, no matter what and no one was cheated.

[@rosco3]

@@pmkaboo2446 still why is one dmg being multiplied and not the other? They all probably fell for the "the public addon is wrong, trust ours" thing.

[@simian5805]

Story 1: To even do this, regardless of age, is telling. I wonder how common this was / is?

[@LeagueofWut]

It was probably more common than most people realize, hard to say how it is nowadays because it's definitely still possible in classic but retail is a little different because most guilds below the top end use personal loot.

[@darylsdog9521]

LeagueofWut every guild uses personal loot it’s forced ..

[@LeagueofWut]

@@darylsdog9521 it isn't forced lol, the person who creates the raid group has a setting they can change between master or personal loot.

[@rosco3]

@@LeagueofWut no, it is forced and has been for a while. You can trade if it's lower ilvl (like you always can with personal) Also I doubt this is anywhere near common in classic. Coding these days is easy to understand and I fail to see how 20~40 guys would use a custom addon that wasn't checked by anyone else when you have perfectly good one's already made.

[@LeagueofWut]

@@rosco3 must be a bfa change then because I was master looting my raid all legion expansion

[@braules]

Holy shit the second story was literally what happened to me during Classic 💀

[@alexfisher6819]

this sully guy sounds like a pretty bad software engineer, it really isnt that hard to write some code that checks your position on the meter and randomises the factor you buff your damage by so it seems more organic.

[@rosco3]

It doesn't really matter. Classic fixing something that isn't broken. It doesn't matter if it's 40%, 100% or 10% increase.

[@alexfisher6819]

@@rosco3 oh I completely agree but if he had bothered to put some effort into it he would have got caught so easily. It's lazy programming on sully's side. Not actually mad about it. It's just the principal if you are going to go to the effort of writing an add-on at least write it correctly

[@rosco3]

@@alexfisher6819 As I said it's written correclty, at least in that part. He didn't get caught because it was a fixed amount.

[@nickkertzer3047]

I still don't believe there actually is a ripcord. I think that's them stalling.

[@TheEvilMinion]

Are you serious??!! A hair transplant?? You don't need one and you're going to have "Barbie Doll head" for a while after.

[@ParablePugilist]

Cast the first guy into the flames

[@jmoman5356]

There was palpable pally hate when bc dropped. Or just mine lol. I got over it

[@mac4491]

Whoever records and uploads these should download the extra emotes

[@brickan2]

You do this so well, you should do reads for literature

[@resulavsardesigns]

IF YOU DO it i'll do it too, but like in a couple or so years....

[@williams100292]

That first story is why personal loot is a good thing.

[@ohinianahiuhki9088]

Yup.

[@bzdyo1147]

1st story is the reason why we have personal loot.

[@Scrydragon]

Not all guilds are like that guy, thankfully.

[@ninjaman0003]

I say we hold a contest. after mike gets his full head of luxurious hair, we challenge asmonbald to a torghast speed run. if mike wins, asmonbald has to get a hair transplant too!

[@Adirtan]

Preach with more hair? oh yes please! :D

[@tbuksuperfly]

The great hair unpruning is upon us

[@Wiizi23]

Hair transplant sub goal, thats a new one

[@kirarozu]

I am 100% NOT giving shadowlands a shot. I'm done with the "what could go wrong" with blizzard at this point. I don't know how many times people can keep doing it but I will not any longer. Everything you think can go wrong 100% is going to. Blizzard doesn't care about what you think should happen.

[@dangerjonez21]

I made it 13 min into this video and the guy in this story is the most selfish piece of trash I have ever heard of. Everything was about him. YIKES. GUILTY AF.

[@Random-World-Eater]

hay, 11k isnt that bad, we had a 30k que...

[@trysephiroth007]

Master looter died for this.

[@KeithEngel]

I was going to bring this up in another video, notice how all this bullshit loot drama took place prior to Legion and the implementation of personal loot rules? Then some idiots want master looter back!? No thank you! No loot drama, no 10 minutes of raid time wasted in trying to determine who gets what and distributing loot to the raid members. You either get shit or don't and you move onto the next boss!

[@Zutraxi]

Yea you can't make a plan with unemployed people. Your schedules are simply not going to match.

[@EloquentTroll]

Balders is truly a hero of the people.

[@lv100Alice]

not that it's wrong to like those 8 hours in context of other people being stupid but 8 hours in wow classic... that's kind of like a walking 2 steps down a walkway and not wanting to turn around to go the other way

[@knekt02]

asmon should take notice

[@jbgaming4883]

Day of SL launch I gtg to work so I will lvl and gear alone in my off time and raid drops when I come back home hahaha

[@Zephryus101]

Mr. Fingle would you please tell me what spec of Rogue you are thinking of please? I'm doinig Ass. atm. Thank you Zephryus

[@darkphase7799]

Hope the hair transplant goes well, I am 33 and am very thin in the front so I have shaved my head. Would love to know pricing and how it feels and all the details please!

[@potentiallyRealWarrenGraham]

I AM THE SENATE

[@bithon5242]

Palsm are sweaty... mom's spaghetti

[@cyberspaceufo]

This time next year we will probably have ponytail Preach on our screens. Pog!

[@madrox4132]

I never saw Skull of Gul'dan...

[@Carvessan]

Part 2, we demand it!

[@alexjay8257]

Preach, you're crazy if you don't think watching drama time improves your dps.

[@cashnelson2306]

Preach your own video about TBC talked about hating new paladin tanks as a warrior! Or maybe it was the paladin retrospective but - c'mon man!!!!

[@silverprism-s]

i probably won't hit max the first day SL is out and thats ok

[@darkycracker]

Awesome new drama time

[@AshHole_]

get asmon to get the transplant with you

[@samljer]

Going to get pig tails?

[@nhagan001]

Handlebars!

[@krisweston9732]

Embrace the baldness big man

[@megarural3000]

Freaking Bladers Mate!

[@dejec19891]

"Someone do a guide quick" .... oh us shit shit shit okay..... 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1, phew that was close

[@Brett1692]

How does one submit a story for drama time? As i have a few to tell