Pregame Discharge is ON FIRE!!!

[@WrathClub]

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[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

Do you make money by clicking on the link alone? Because I'll just click the link a bunch. But your fans don't have money to buy anything.

[@sboinkthelegday3892]

You almost apologize for the ad deal with explanation on why you would take them, but the only thing that got on my nerves was the legally mandated "this is a sponsorship" line. When jsut delivering it as part of the other news would have gone over much more smoothly for me. Protip, to not get caught delivering undeclared ads, just add a millisecond between frames telling me to purchase food, and I promise you, eventually I will. Honestly it's kinda Factor's own fault if they only give out compensation for affiliate links, having to perform market survey by such underhanded means. Because that only means they weren't good enough to be acquired by the company that sells ALL of the food, and that's just a failure in their practice of capitalism, that they can't simply deduct it form their own inventory. The ambiquity of having to figure out WHICH companies sold stock just comes from some companies being more of a failure than other ones, and I don't want to live in such a world.

[@rom7245]

Lyle I hope you realize that I not only view you as a content creator who screams at me, but a true pal who I try to feed spaghettios to through the screen

[@YourBuddyBrady]

I feed him crustables

[@PALACIO254]

Has he eaten any he doesn't seem to like my hamburger helper

[@rom7245]

@@PALACIO254he goes mmmmm yummy and tells me that I’m his best friend

[@WrathClub]

I receive them

[@BiZkWiK87]

Oh, cool. Lyle actually reads his comments. Maybe I can use him to get to the rest of the oneyplays crew, so I can become irl friends with them instead of having weird dreams where we're friends.

[@_Hamster]

This guy can literally make a 1 minute intro more interesting than full KZbin videos

[@reaperninja7722]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo SHIT I DID WHAT YOU SAID NOT TOO HEL-

[@Godkingzeus.69]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

Literally, the intro was funnier than most of the stand-up comedy specials I've seen committed to DVD.

[@kyletokarchick8685]

7:42 At the end of the day it doesn’t really matter who killed Sonic, the real mystery that needs to be solved is whether they buried him in a child-sized coffin or a normal-sized coffin. It’s the question that been I’ve been losing sleep over for weeks.

[@timothytzovolos153]

Sonic was you're friend right? I think a child sized coffin would be disrespectful

[@ratronald]

because of how long his head is, he probably wouldn't fit in either. they probably used his vast wealth to make a custom one.

[@-Alluvium-]

I'm sorry to disappoint you but Sonic specifically asked to be cremated and placed in front of a strong fan, so that he can "Be as fast as the wind even in death" as he put it.

[@aortaplatinum]

He was actually presented to Yuji Naka as his final meal in prison. He helped bring him into this world, and now he's taking him out with him.

[@trendybistro]

It's a sonic sized coffin obviously.

[@scarletbard6511]

Front facing Lyle can't hurt me. Front facing Lyle can't hurt me. Front facing Lyle can't hurt me.

[@grand_tourist46]

You just keep telling yourself that, bud.☺

[@DaneGilly]

Lyle's throat-wrenching yelling fills me with all the angry energy I need for the day

[@bajambus9091]

Lyle is the only content creator where if the video opens without any screaming, a cold sweat starts to form on my brow and breathing becomes panicked and speech starts to slur

[@diegobrandomtg]

The first minute of this is just Fire Punch 10/10

[@PALACIO254]

But with less... well you know

[@MrTeucro99]

@@PALACIO254 i think in here its hinted at, but is not explicit you know.

[@shanemiller1182]

That’s what I was thinking lol

[@jjayala5512]

Live.

[@zalabit927]

It really is Fire Punch💀

[@simonbelmont1986]

"the clan... Doesn't know what to do with me." LMAO I love that line

[@Ramsey276one]

And THE VISUAL XD

[@alexhansen9875]

Im deeply enjoying these new angles to lyle’s head

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

This is helping me forget my horrific opiate withdrawal for a few minutes, thanks. Also I was actually burned nearly to death so it ties in with the theme.

[@menageriedemonstres2288]

Best of luck, boss.

[@emacifan]

hope you're doin good, bud

[@HeisenbergFam]

"being on fire has made me more human" This man is a multidimensional philosopher wondering about matters we desperately need answers for

[@jonathankraig425]

Jesse

[@daroachdawgjr]

Working out right now while listing to dad. Best father son moment.

[@JoseTV]

hecking wholesome, rock on brother

[@absolutezerochill2700]

0:23 Hard R too? Geez, sending thoughts, prayers, and flint

[@Halvos12]

I was waiting for the punchline with the Pinkerton story It took me a sold few moments to realize he was serious.

[@anonymouslucario285]

Do you have have a link to the actual story?

[@malsocio]

same lol

[@Halvos12]

@@anonymouslucario285 Why in god's name would I have that, put it into google you boomer.

[@Jorrall93]

@@Halvos12 Put it into chat GPT you doomer.

[@moopuspoopus]

12:09 "Speaking of Chewing Clowns!" Classic Lyle line. I personally greatly appreciate Lyle referencing Lylebert from OneyPlays with literally 0 segue or context.

[@PrimalSneeze]

The fire spreads, brother.

[@plainlake]

Pinkerton was founded 173 years ago and is currently a subsidiary of Swedish-based Securitas AB.

[@megamaggotmrh9085]

My favorite part of the Animal Well showcase is how many people still call it "Dunkey's game" and how they're impressed by how good his game looks. Because publisher is the hardest word to comprehend. Or publishers are actually making the games and developers are just the face?

[@L.Pondera]

I love learning about all the cool games I won't be playing. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy... And completely numb on my left side.

[@ilikethis3203]

I enjoyed Lyles Fire Punch cosplay. Glad to see he's got his groove back.

[@orichumo]

lyle never fails to upload the gaming news show the same day a big trailer is drop

[@EHKOS]

That pinkerton thing is crazy, and also sounds like I could literally push them over. I know they don't use single-action black powder repeaters anymore, but golly does that story make me want to drive the 45 minutes to their HQ and heckle them for hours.

[@yetube6047]

9:25 I’ll be sure to pre order, pre download, recommend to my friends, and buy 12 copies! Thanks for the wonderful recommendation Lyle!

[@believeinmatter]

Happy to see a new episode, can’t wait to have all current relevant gaming news yelled at me with a passion.

[@FamilyJules7X]

Kyle why did you use that photo of me

[@JakeRanney]

Jules Verne moment

[@badzilla1173]

"The Klan does not know what to do on my front lawn... so that's something" I fucking can't lmao.

[@dean_time]

I don't know how I could've lived without Pregame Discharge. After finally discovering Lyle's beautiful creation my eyes have been opened, to see what true beauty really means!

[@נמרודכרמי]

05:00 that genuinely broke me i dont have air in my lungs man thats hilarious that game fucking blows my mind

[@Rick586]

You know that reality is screwed when the weirdest thing in a Pregame Discharge episode isn't the intro.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

It's the watch, isn't it?

[@Rick586]

@@OtakuUnitedStudio Nope. The bit with Wizards of the Coast sending actual Pinkertons after people.

[@AdrianoSnorts]

12:22 these things happen all the tim- and that's where the video stopped because I lagged and I thought it was a funny haha gag people do in annoying ways, but this time it wasn't and it wouldn't have been annoying 'cause it was brief and on point

[@brycedudemccool]

This was an incredible video man. Easily digestible, funny as shit, and tons of information. Really good job Lyle.

[@PlebNC]

Imagine having a tax system so bad a dating sim does a better job explaining it, especially when said tax system is redundant. The IRS already know how you owe them. The paper exists solely to try to catch you in a lie about what you think you owe. Meanwhile in the UK, most don't do that. Only self employed/employers do. Everyone else just has their taxes extracted directly out of your pay each month and if you think they took too much you can appeal it.

[@Suggestive_Carp]

i had no idea Lyle did game news! Subscribed

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

9:45 You almost slipped there, Lyle. I heard that suppressed chuckle. On the subject of Budokai Tenkaichi 4, it's probably gonna be _both._ Every character will be available through unlock by gameplay, but then they'll have a dozen freaking costumes a piece that you can buy for real cash money.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

On the one hand, hiring the Pinkerton Detective Agency to forge that KZbin to hand his stuff back over does seem like a scummy thing to do. On the other, apparently Wizards and Hasbro attempted to contact him through phone and email about a dozen times over the course of two week and he ghosted them. He knew he shouldn't have had it but wanted to keep it anyway. But that should have been a normal lawsuit and not two guys in a Suburban knocking his door off the hinges (figuratively).

[@schizoidmeme5470]

The fact this was posted a minute ago instead of... TWO minutes ago, is the reason I will start said fires AGAIN!

[@saviordd1]

Thanks!

[@thecryingsoul]

For those wanting some more information; The chips the ROG Ally is using (Z1 and Z1 Extreme) appears to be binned versions of the AMD 7540, and the 7840, although these are newer chips than the one powering the steam deck, the 2x figure comes from the higher TDP limit than the Steam Deck of these chips. However, because the Ally WILL NOT have a larger battery, you will not be able to run it at this higher TPD for any longer duration, meaning that to achieve this you will likely bring down the battery life from about 2 hours to 30-40 minutes. As for the price, it is rumored that the low end ROG Ally will have a price point roughly matching that of the high end steam deck, and will ship with a 512gb drive, meaning it may be a valiant contender. Just be aware that you will not be reaching the advertised speed unless stuck to a power cord.

[@tomasburnes8600]

Hahahha shit Bert the *man burning alive* bit to start the episode was poetry

[@whackycracker1987]

The intro reminds me of a saying. Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[@hgoggs]

god an ad for toothpaste immediately after the british joke 💀

[@FunkleSauce]

I look forward to this upload every month. Thanks Lyle and team!

[@AtomicFire41]

Damn, that Baby Fingers throw back. I’m glad the fingers have grown but still remain baby

[@parodysam]

Shadows over loathing is good and probably impossible to localize

[@coachdorn7641]

10:00 PREACH PREACH PREACH

[@SerpentineJack99]

4:05 Man I haven't Played Kingdom of Loathing since like 2007.

[@MaztRPwn]

I am genuinely absolutely fucking super overjoyed to see Family Jules and Dunkey doing good things in the industry. Side note, I will genuinely learn how taxes work now that an anime waifu tax thing exists.

[@LordCantalo]

15:00 So, you're telling me Julian Styles can play League _while_ he's hunting down Kyle's family?

[@veryoldpotato]

I kinda wish normal news programs were delivered like this show. I'd watch that shit. These gamer facts nourish my gamer brain, thanks Lyle

[@jack_corvinus]

Everybody gangsta till lyle looks directly in the camera

[@thatwhichstaresback]

You always come around when i think about you Uncle Lyle.

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

this video's intro is literally just the plot of promare, minus the giant robots

[@crackedemerald4930]

Since lyle released a pregame discharge and therefore is the end of the month, the next few days of march are cancelled. Good day.

[@Fawner420]

Fun fact. The photos are actually lyle he just likes his animated face more

[@maddeninggamer]

Lyle asked us to leave a comment if we used the tax-filing dating sim game. So I will offer myself up to the Altar of Weeb and say that I used the tool It basically isn't going to work for you. The girl inside of the game gives up on you if you have more baggage than being a single, employed man with no business of their own (just like in real life), but other than that it's a convenient tool and automatically fills in the paperwork you file going off whatever info you feed to it Or you can do what I did and lie the whole entire time to try and get her happy so she will have a conversation with you and then just retroactively tell the truth later after you got her to write the form. Now that this task has been completed When is Lyle going to come around and chop my head off before kicking the rest of my body into the blood pit so I don't infect the rest of the population?

[@theresidentevilafter]

Can someone tell me the name of that cat game thats shown at 4:14?

[@AbadonXXX]

Dad having a portable fire source would be ideal for on the go cooking of various meats

[@ZeT0ken]

Man just the voice I wanted to hear at the end of every month as your eyes burn into my very soul.

[@motormatt1222]

I love your “chewing clown”reference

[@SaitamasFist]

Aaah yes it is now time for my favorite video game news show that gives the others a chance to thrive by being uploaded once a month. ❤

[@footygoodness]

Glad to see camera colossus is still getting paid off the funny bois

[@vaguely_boring]

It's rare that something in one of these episodes is more unhinged than lyle, but a waifu tax return game has definitely done it

[@DarkysLPs]

I swear your intros never dissapoint

[@JJJackson777]

8:19 i am now genuinely considering doing some life model work for some easy money

[@NeonGuyLive]

Lyle out here cosplaying Fire Punch

[@HazeCarver]

He did it. “Metrovania-2d souls” dad will never stop comparing every rogue-like to a souls game.

[@Ramsey276one]

11:15 0_o They Did *WHAT?!*

[@Coldkill2001]

So they made a Necrodancer sequel thats basically all twitter artist OCs. Cool, im sure it will make plenty of money

[@zehark]

The intro is literally the plot of Fire Punch

[@exiledPostman]

I've been having some 68 year old woman file my taxes like some kind of sucker when all this time, I could have let a 2-dimensional anime girl do them? God is dead. Apparently, so is Sonic. And Jerry Springer? What a week .

[@frankiejohnson2743]

That piano piece in the intro is great, low volume but perfect? does anyone know the track name?

[@dan_loeb]

i can't wait for a letsplay of that tax waifu game to completely leak someones ssn

[@_G.C]

I was seriously hoping multiversus would stay alive, but that biting, little chihuahua in the back of my mind told me no, so then I asked it "why can you talk" and yeah haven't gotten a response since

[@bluemcneil5883]

Lyle, truly has a diverse range of excellent vocal talents and is quite the wordophile: "Fortnite used to be the technicolor zoomer cringe that I used to make fun of for looking like the fake video game from wreckit ralph 2." "I am the most EBIL Moglin in teh world. What is EBIL, you ask? Well.." Truly a pair of phenomenal performances.

[@davidpugh6507]

This sounds like Chris dougs a lyle impression but it's a good video "I was in this bar and Like woooh"

[@babysealsareyummy]

I heard SEGA hired Lyle to cremate Sonic.

[@Karyuvtuber]

Didn't know I needed to here the phrase "Big Slippery Smile" thanks Lyle

[@TheMercyfulEmperor]

Can't believe Lyle did Tim Wonnacott dirty like that

[@mit_meister]

probably my favourite intro so far

[@KrisJoshJones]

Let me just crack open a nice cold Pepsi cola to drink as I watch this new Pregame Discharge, I won't be a moment.

[@KrisJoshJones]

Okay my refreshing Pepsi can is open. Time to hit that play button.

[@ThePublicLibrarian]

The Tax Simulator is produced by MSCHF a well known art collective, whove done some wild stuff but also those big red boots celebs are wearing...

[@Gojirilla]

praise be, he return to cover us in his discharge

[@alphacode5]

i've been watching random pregame discharge videos, and at least in 5 of them Lyle cover the news of the death of E3

[@nevvy5310]

The new angles of the face are almost disturbing, especially the one staring right at you. Love it.

[@prof.vonspooky4562]

Thank The Maker for Pregame Discharge, the only video game show that makes me discharge.

[@TortoiseMaximus]

The intro is Fire Punch Netflix adaptation

[@AvengedMe]

Lyle's intro just like the fire punch manga. (I never read it but that's how I believe it goes)

[@clotslurp]

Does anyone know the title of the jellied egg ball video? I’ve searched and can’t find it.

[@lobbynotlob]

I'm honestly so greatful for the game releases of the month because if that wasnt there i wouldnt know about effing Lego 2K Drive.

[@slide_thru]

2:09 big mood

[@dinonuggets7148]

Weeb tax game is probably safer than other online tax programs, which is a pretty low bar but it still cleared it

[@jdng86]

I can hear the spittle forming.

[@amoose1163]

Glad to see a different view coming from the ‘on fire’ community. Usually I hear the same old AAAAHHHHH so this was a breath of fresh air

[@anthonyg6517]

Glad to see Melvin, brother of the joker, is still relevant

[@kirkwulf]

My man literally summed up Fire Punch with that intro. Very nice Chad ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@zentofroez]

Every fuckin episode my guy, fucking beautiful.

[@akiva17]

Whoa profile and from behind the head facing 2 o'clock lyle WHAT

[@eeyoretriple6]

I also have the same feelings about the new zelda now, yeesh

[@c2HitsButtons]

That was a quality Cory Delaminguez scream you sampled there

[@ConfettiExplosion]

A goatse of possibilities is how I will be presenting every proposal I make moving forward. Thank you Luis Sera.