Presidential Debate Reaction | The Tim Dillon Show

[@TheNamesDimitri]

Weekly reminder Timmy needs his own radio station on GTA6

[@paul.martens]

Will you st*u?!

[@TonerLow]

"He may have committed some war crimes, but he just wants to turn his life around by starting a small business. Sheath Underwear, ladies and gentlemen."

[@delfean2666]

he needs his own gta

[@berto3054]

welp time to hop on gta5 and check out the new update

[@consciousmachine413]

STFU with this top comment every week. Leave it alone.... listen to Tim WHILE PLAYING YOUR CHILDISH VIOLENT GAMES.

[@MattCrawford-ek2jm]

‘It sounds like I’m doing an obituary here, but I am.’

[@KP71810]

😂

[@carlovitulo]

Genius

[@Andy-we8vo]

Tim used to be so much funnier.

[@Oneiromancer._.]

His middleclass suburban white women synopsis almost perfectly describes my mom and stepmom.

[@Nome_utente_generico]

Good for you

[@JShowoffJ619]

Gods help us

[@greenpilltheory6649]

We wish them well.

[@Aid-F]

Cheers to them 🍷

[@achalmehra3734]

They are the true backbone of American Democracy. 🎉

[@jm588]

"Too confused to lie" would be a great campaign slogan...

[@errolkim1334]

Come on fats..let's do lies outside. You know.... here's the thing....

[@Silence_Duder_Gooder]

The only problem with that slogan is, the guy _does_ lie, and lied at the very beginning of the debate.

[@jm588]

@@Silence_Duder_Gooder A human that lies?!? 😱

[@cleverkittn]

@@Silence_Duder_Gooder not only did Biden outright lie consistently throughout the debate, despite his week of supposed prep he managed to reference multiple long-disproven hoaxes as well. You’d think after outrageous lies derailed his presidential campaign three times running he would do better.

[@luc4005]

Hahahahahahaaaaaa

[@MichaelElias-q2z]

Gavin Newsome is an empty suit carrying around an expensive haircut.

[@EnglishTeacher505]

Jones calls him American Psycho. LMAO.

[@SpocksBro]

Also Xi Ping Pong's lapdog.

[@Bill87762]

Is that an expensive haircut? I guess I’ll save my money

[@henrylicious]

​@@Bill87762Motor oil is expensive these days...

[@pauloconnor5850]

Nice. . 😂

[@BIGWILL417]

I don’t think any one understands the basic American experience more than Tim Dillon.

[@tryfryingmikejones]

he's tapped into an area that is not well described and describes it well

[@tryfryingmikejones]

probably because he identifies as a suburban female more than anything else lol lol jk

[@gmooney77]

@@tryfryingmikejones his explainer a couple episodes ago about karens/jews and that sort of person's function in society was a pretty remarkable little insight.

[@zero_day_xsploit]

Bill burr

[@drlax15m]

we understand, he is just way more eloquent about it 😂

[@imrankhaliqi4238]

The only post debate analysis that we should all take seriously.

[@d0m3ll0tt4]

Totally agree 👍🏾 😂

[@kennybachman35]

I waited specifically for this.

[@CryptoDread]

Tim Dillion on Saturdays is like watching cartoons in the am as a child stoked !

[@kristinscharff2690]

We’re spoiled

[@atrailerinthewoods]

One sAtuRdaY MoRniNg 🎶🎵

[@TheJulesfoote]

My only joy, as an adult. Thank you CUMPIG.

[@FindingEzekiel]

Sooo accurate! The glee with which I ran to this episode once I saw Tim’s instagram post, should be studied 😂

[@marihutten]

hahaha best analogy, accurate

[@sleezyclips8068]

Tim’s “they just want another glass of wine” rant was one of my favorites. I was dying.

[@CellarDoorHinge]

“They were rude to me, because I am fat.” -TD 😂

[@FamousActor_AlPacenis]

Jill Biden started a “4 more years” chant after the debate. I’m now fully convinced they’re cheering for him to live 4 more years.

[@Uncommon5en5e]

She's literally just his kids' former nanny he ended up fuggin after his worthless hoore wife died.

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lohengrin4009]

Of course they want him to live 4 more years, they’re all getting rich from laundering money in the Ukraine.

[@islabee94]

His missus is in on it and that's super sad.

[@islabee94]

​@Jose-hs4vk🎯

[@AdamRoliX]

"If we have an epidemic of brother and sister rape, it's more than 'ridiculous'- traffic is ridiculous....."

[@ethanfleckenstein2334]

Best line of the night. Quote that shit.

[@GME_Patriot]

20:40 is around where this gem starts

[@tarico4436]

We're so used to Biden talking like that, that when he said it first during the debate, while listening to it live, I just went right along with it, like it was the normal way that normal politicians talk. Thanks, Tim, for shining your light on this insanity.

[@AwakePrincess33]

Biden knows.....about incest

[@culverp1138]

By far one of his best quotes

[@Daikini88]

If that debate was the first time you realized Biden is in bad shape, you should probably reconsider where you get your news from.

[@januarysson5633]

A lot of people are doing just that today.

[@klausschwab9828]

​@@januarysson5633I doubt it. CNN could do a breaking news headline of 'We actively lie to you' and people would forget it the next day.

[@futurereflections4097]

It wasn’t even so bad that the media couldn’t spin it. They could have said the debate was tied with a few gaffes in both sides and people would adopt that opinion. They clearly want Joe out

[@blindthrall]

​@@klausschwab9828 This feels different. Like the side that specializes in ignoring reality is hearing the sheriff knocking on the door with an eviction order.

[@derekcoaker6579]

Unfortunately I heard this line from someone.. "I'd still vote for a piece of bread than Donald Trump" He's an avid CNN enthusiast. I'm embarrassed that those two are the frontrunners. 🤦🏻

[@aimeekova]

The retail assistant who served him in Tiffany watching this like 😳😳😳

[@christianrathbone9931]

"Up at 2am, binge eating, wondering if I'm having gas or a heart attack" 😂

[@google_is_a_criminal]

Wait till you get older. You'll wonder that all the time. It's a real drag.

[@fannythailed09]

Meghan markle has registered all her companies in Delaware

[@lesstriflemorewaffle]

I thought this was a joke… 11 companies?!

[@fannythailed09]

@conorvatland4561 yep

[@Nome_utente_generico]

​@@fannythailed09 11?! To do what

[@Chris-ro7mn]

​​@@Nome_utente_genericomoney laundering ofc

[@OSheaGlobalAlliances]

@@Nome_utente_genericomove dat monay til its clean as the driven snow

[@jimmybewit]

Don't even need to see the debate. This is what I was looking for

[@admiralboom481]

I am squealing like a little piglet from excitement.

[@lordfordification]

The debate was wild.

[@lievenyperman9363]

I love Tim but the debate was even funnier.

[@aurelliuscostello8970]

Tim is my trusted, unbiased source of news. Always.

[@chriskazaam896]

Who won the debate ? John Candy or Tim Allen

[@8daystillmonday]

"Get this man to a porch" lmao

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

"Might be able to eek out a few more years, or maybe that's how he goes out!"😂😂😂

[@joannabreaks435]

Good t shirt also

[@FCKfear]

Honestly, I believe the DNC just want him to die in office so they get 6+ years in office. If elder Joe dies in 2026, Cruella Deville will get 2 yrs in office then they’ll make sure she’s elected in ‘28 by sketchy means. By then, it’ll be gg on the U.S.

[@jcachat]

🥇🥇🥇

[@blindthrall]

Give Biden a porch and a glass of cold brew, and he'll tell you what he really thinks about the inner cities.

[@ryanhopper2854]

“If that’s an epidemic that’s more than ridiculous. Traffic is ridiculous” - TD 🤣🤣🤣

[@isaacbarrett9212]

Please clip that " Another glass of wine" bit!

[@mierezsaturday1452]

"The day got away from me" Brilliant commentary.

[@justinknight3737]

lol when he was talking about the Hamas attack and he said they need to just come out and say “it got away from us.”

[@AnisQiz]

first thought after debate “I can’t wait to hear Tim’s reaction “

[@1237barca]

Tim is gayer than trump

[@Theworstchannelposting]

This women's channel is nice!!

[@fmdigitallive]

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[@jesusguerrero1086]

Same thought! Tim is the voice of a generation which is why we’re all fucked😂, cool channel @AnisQiz

[@aurelliuscostello8970]

Was refreshing my feed to get to the real source of unbiased information 😂 thanks Timmy D

[@user-cl5gv9ep6g]

This might be the best episode of 2024

[@consciousmachine413]

Ok, bot.... this is a notification that the show starts at 12pm. Thanks though for your artificial intelligence...very helpful.

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

“Might be”. He’s suggesting it might be the best one, because it hasn’t happened yet. Which I agree with, it might. Why does this upset you? Get some sleep.

[@JesterChuggins]

@@frankdrebinnliteral bot

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

@@frankdrebinn 🔥

[@xancypillosi9497]

@@frankdrebinnhe’s on point

[@marcwhite6596]

When he said "Slug" I was staring right at a slug next to my foot outside front porch smoking a bowl! Lol

[@Connor-sn8cx]

Cool story bro

[@JohnDoe-bi5cc]

YOU WON!!!!!!!

[@christopherollar6350]

Moments like those are trippy asf lol. Reminds me of "the trueman show" 😂

[@AHMAS_Hotline]

@@christopherollar6350solipsism

[@germanjp9746]

30:32 - “She’s from Queens, the logo HAS to be on the bag!”😂

[@andrewf7049]

Heinous Heinous Disgusting had me in tears 😂

[@johnnypopsicle]

The border patrol made sure to tweet immediately afterward, saying they never have and never will endorse joe biden. Lmao

[@bradleythebuilder8743]

I don’t get why bodies within the American government are endorsing anyone for president. Shouldn’t they be apolitical?

[@matttate920]

It was a live tweet. So sweet.

[@Gideon0297]

Yep... they say orange man is a liar but biden is so much worse

[@Reginald_Harrison]

Biden essentially called them Klan members because of the picture of them on horseback trying to stop illegal crossings. 😂

[@srt5musik]

As Biden says everything out of Trump's mouth is a lie.. 🥴 the projection and lies are so obvious. Brandon actually thinks we're as dumb as he is.

[@nate2435]

A reason to live for a couple more hours

[@Brandi_Hill]

🤣🤣

[@glowindark64]

Dont do it ho

[@jDkaufman25]

Just a couple

[@brianminsk8]

picturing nate2435 as a mythic beast rising once more from the eternal shadow to consume yet another spark of light before retreating into the abyssal gloom

[@Hk7762Tube]

Don't forget that the metal tip goes in to the mouth, not under the chin. Don't make a rookie mistake... or is it the other way around? Anyway, let us know how it went, chears.

[@zacdarvish1]

"After his son's brain exploded in the burn pit" 😂😂😂

[@j.a.r.family2576]

Savagery!

[@Poopster4U]

I thought his son Bo died in the Civil War leading a company of black soldiers in the Battle of the Wilderness?

[@xuxon24]

Everytime Tim talks about fat people I just laugh hearing him saying some weeks ago "Fatty Bombaty" lol

[@sethsurfer]

the producer laughing in the back makes every ep 10x better😂😂

[@zttampa]

This is one of the best episodes of the year Lmao. “Pool and patio types only care about a few things- their pools and patios” Lmao 🤣

[@charliedillon1400]

To be fair, they also obsess over kitchen and bath remodels.

[@dmanm85]

Wine drunk housewives that can't decide whether or not to get the cold cuts 😂

[@MKULTRA_Victim_]

Very entertaining. Thanks Tim.

[@Ascendsean35]

I made the mistake of trying to lift at the gym while listening to this. Messed up my sets bc i couldn't stop laughing lol

[@ramkorndef]

That line killed me. 😂

[@shannon9349]

Tim you are speaking to my soul as a woman who may go to the grocery today. I may not

[@Fapsahoyx]

"As a woman"... your gender doesn't make you special.

[@sheree6102]

Yes the day got away from me 😅

[@laptv2144]

The term “CNN fact checker” makes me physically angry

[@Leopard3_]

"Is it an AI?" Probably is huh? People really just let ai sneak right into our lives along with the Taylor swift porn

[@Art-bk6vv]

What is that like it checks the facts that CNN puts out? No that would cost too much computing resources

[@markferguson3745]

That would be the legal department, determining if they can be held civilly liable.

[@Danny_Lenz]

☣☢🤣🤣

[@DIllfredManquest]

Quite the oxymoron indeed😂

[@JesusRealUncle]

Tim Dillion has now become my inner voice of reason.

[@PaulManningg]

One of your best rants in awhile. Cheers

[@botfantasies6229]

His rant about the white woman who only cares about hosting parties is so spot on where I live, in Southern California. He nailed it so perfectly, it's hard to overstate.

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

It's so true they do not want drama and they are the only undecided voters really left in this country.

[@scarletsletter4466]

They say they’re undecided to avoid conflict, but if you look at the data, white women historically vote the same with their husbands or fathers

[@WhitneyDane]

The tears I just shed when you went down the wine drunk suburban swing vote tangent...who may go to the store to get cold cuts, but she might not.... The day got away from her 😂

[@januarysson5633]

The day got away from her when she opened the bottle. 🍷

[@gatergates8813]

​@januarysson5633 so, around breakfast time?

[@CameronRyan]

Gavin Newsom is the American version of Justin Trudeau.

[@derrickjenkins2455]

Same empty suit...same gelled up hair!

[@CameronRyan]

@@derrickjenkins2455 both product of nepotism.

[@967i]

“They want another glass of wine” 😂😂😂😂😂 15:07

[@kimberleegobel2439]

Seriously live to hear Tim!

[@MrNormis]

The country depending on suburban wine moms is hilarious

[@henrylicious]

And sad...

[@scarletsletter4466]

😂 It’s funny but technically incorrect I think. It’s men who voted Trump in the first time, bc more working class voters went republican. Women historically vote for whoever our husbands & fathers do. Data shows that it’s rare for women to vote differently than the men in their families

[@rumrnr78]

​@@scarletsletter4466I guess it depends but suburban single moms probably vote daddy government since the use feelings instead of thoughts

[@CoveringFish]

As someone who grew up in OC it’s 100% accurate.

[@zachrohler1047]

​@@scarletsletter4466that was true a few years ago but a shit load of women are single, usually left leaning who care about abortion more than the cost of gas or immigrants killing and molesting people.

[@Andres-yu4uf]

"What the fuck is a CNN fact checker?" 😂🤣

[@Art-bk6vv]

Someone paid to spread malinformation

[@alex-qd6of]

​@@Art-bk6vvor perhaps, on occasion, correct other's malinformation...

[@aduff5306]

oxymoron 😩

[@blindthrall]

Skynet.

[@Eaglemadhatter]

​@@blindthrall we all need to be John Conner yesterday

[@pranzata]

I actually had a hard time laughing at the debate because I genuinely thought he was gonna die right there.

[@matttate920]

You win!

[@pranzata]

@@matttate920 😌

[@FrenchCanadianGuy]

It was kinda sad, even Trump seemed concerned at time for his fellow old man

[@CollaborativeDataAccounts]

@@FrenchCanadianGuy Kamala 2024?

[@liadown9052]

​@@CollaborativeDataAccountsnope. They keep her hidden. She doesn't make much more sense then Gpa Joe.

[@jjclaws]

“What the fuck is a CNN fact checker”. God that killed me!

[@MegaHalomegabloks]

Tim always on point shout out from Newport Beach!!

[@TheMuhls]

"He's at the end of all things and every morning is a surprise." 😂

[@cryptidian3530]

My lungs, lol

[@jessm8696]

😂😂😂😂

[@zampone]

Tim officially getting ready for the Dillon 2028 campaign

[@cze33e]

I hope Tim doesn't over prepare like Joey did.

[@bundleofbec]

Never thought I’d get roasted for maybe or maybe not going to the store today but here we are 😂

[@segamegadrive3903]

Well did you? Or did you not? I gots to know.

[@j.a.r.family2576]

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[@snakeypuffs6154]

I don’t think Tim understands how hard it is when your sister calls and the day gets away from you. It can be paralyzing.

[@rollingmaryjane8981]

😂😂😂😂

[@stephaniechambell1493]

Same! 🥂 and I wouldn’t trade it for anything!

[@VB-us3cx]

*Tim Dillon is a national fucking treasure.*

[@bim360]

Biden face when Trump is talking: 😦

[@PhilippeRoelants-on7ze]

“That’s why you’ve got this guy that partially deceased” 🤣

[@ToedCobra33]

Tim Dillion is the lighthouse in this sea of chaos of the world

[@tiae.475]

💯🥲

[@driversl]

Biden is like when my hair clipper has a low battery. Most of the time it’s sluggish, rips some hairs out, but every now and then it works ok

[@Mile8461]

😂😂😂

[@kylemcnab927]

Naw you’re clipper is definitely more useful than retared joe biden

[@sthubbins4038]

I’ll take it

[@adr_57]

And it leaves pubes all over the bathroom floor

[@mikemichaels2914]

I got pubic razor and now I'm black Jewish

[@isabellacarter3596]

the suburban mom thing is so real lol

[@AnnusMirabilus]

"They have so many things to do. 'My sister called me, and the day just got away from me. It just got away from me.'" 😆

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

I have a unhealthy obsession with politics and political podcast lately and I never hurt anybody speak more eloquently about the swing voter than Tim does here. This was beautiful and opened my eyes to something, the suburban women actually are the entire key to the election

[@jackoverton8343]

They're all on tiktok now. Day after Kamala announced there was a massive nonorganic coordinated push to make her look cool to that demographic

[@angelotro]

I like picturing Tim moderating the debate looking just. like. this. 🇺🇲😎🇺🇲

[@januarysson5633]

The sunglasses would be a must. Sam Tripoli as co-moderator.

[@joemccarty5738]

Rosemary oil was not on my tim dillon bingo card today

[@zekelucente9702]

To make her sister in law feel bad because she’s a public school teacher that beat cancer twice😂.

[@Capoferri15]

I'm imagining tim taking over for steve kornaki at the msnbc election big board, khaki pants, shirt untucked, drawing circles on the map and screaming about wine drunk white soccer moms.

[@lisaorr6647]

Please let this happen! The only way I want to watch election night.

[@hecticstairs]

"I don't use the term 'HERO' very often, but Tim Dillon is the greatest Hero in American history."

[@saucedawg73]

😂❤❤

[@mrscruffles801]

The real heros are the teachers

[@Boxinghockey23]

I COMPLETELY agree with Tim’s rant about customer service. And I’ve worked in customer service for my business for the last 15 years. So I get what it takes. I still GIVE my 100% to every customer, no matter if I’m in a bad mood or not. But to walk into places and be treated like I’m the asshole for trying to buy something from THEM… it’s insane man. It’s disgusting and it makes me not care if they lose their jobs anymore. I’m 31 years old, I’m not some boomer, but I’m also not some lazy ass kid who expects everything to cater to them.

[@google_is_a_criminal]

Those of us raised with a work ethic of "you are At work To work - or go the *uck home !" eventually learned that corporate monopoly America and the government it owns just LOVES this ethic in it's low wage slaves.

[@FindingEzekiel]

The utter GLEE with which I clicked this episode resembled my 8 year old version of myself joyously scampering to watch Saturday morning cartoons 😂

[@TheGreatWhiteHope-pb3qr]

Way to steal a comment 👌

[@FindingEzekiel]

@@TheGreatWhiteHope-pb3qr 😉

[@FindingEzekiel]

@@TheGreatWhiteHope-pb3qr 😉

[@erictheceo]

LOL that girl telling the Malibu Whale story is absolute gold 😂😂

[@NikiBechusWTF]

100%

[@cristianchavez8175]

Very Or-whalien

[@SwissplWatches]

We need more Tim!!!! I keep rewatching older episodes….. the level of humor is another dimension. Love it!

[@brendavasquez1720]

Same! The cool aunt is one of my favorite

[@FrenchCanadianGuy]

I miss the Porch era

[@jpackerfan88]

The shopping rant at 40:17 is priceless. Satire king.

[@DanielRodriguez-zr9bc]

My british mother just called you a loud mouth American when i had the cast on speaker. Best part of my day 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jessicajones657]

I literally let the day get away from me and will go grocery shopping tomorrow in order to watch this. Please protect Timmay.

[@andreigalateanu2959]

"They want another glass of wine"

[@ccsquad6495]

Love the shuffling of the papers 😂

[@isthisrealornot]

This is where I get my news.

[@BTA1991]

Tim Dillon has single-handedly made me less homophobic. I love him.

[@mrscruffles801]

We wish you well

[@kcisthe1st]

The pool and patio rant is so fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xCaptxCrunchx]

This is gonna be so fire can’t wait 🔥🔥💯

[@cherdoful]

The happiest people you meet... Are the ones who don't go around hurting others

[@polpolpol99]

Tim said that the Russian woman going on tour with him was poor cause she came in February and all, let me tell you as a Russian that no person that travels to America would ever be considered poor in Russia. Lol

[@jaykuzy1742]

Thank you ! I need to hear this so I know that I'm ok.

[@BobaFett5474]

The suburban mom skit 😂😂

[@Drewswaggy]

It’s not just retail workers… it’s any employee working at low pay. Waiters, gas station workers, bartenders, retail employees….its all of them

[@samanthahall1719]

Almost like people who don't make enough money to survive aren't gonna be in a good mood at work

[@Michael_Hunt]

@@samanthahall1719 Yeah he's out of touch on that one.

[@samanthahall1719]

​@Michael_Hunt at least he's good to his employee. These corporations are losing money by creating an environment that can only attract desperate people who aren't gonna be good at their jobs at that pay point.

[@mrscruffles801]

Work any of those jobs and let's see how happy and friendly you are

[@sophster201]

Not me being the wine drinker who believes in nothing and may or may not go get the cold cuts 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mystery_reeves]

The day might get away from you!

[@WhitneyDane]

That bit was unreal

[@WhitneyDane]

The pool and patio types..😂

[@jimboscooter432]

He's so right about the wine drinking white people.

[@AM-qr4ys]

I felt called out lol lol

[@goosemcgee6247]

10:12 "partially deceased" 😂😂🤣🤣

[@gershonhopster]

23:40 Tiffany’s rant 😂

[@jaysleeper264]

Tim Dillon saying loudly the deepest parts of ppls psyche is always my favorite.

[@AndyWarpol]

Tim. I need this so bad. Please come through. Come throooooooouuuuugh!

[@MattandSmuggsMcGuireK9]

He needs one week to prepare for this.

[@januarysson5633]

He finished all the good drugs before the debate. Biden needs a new candyman.

[@henrylicious]

​@@januarysson5633I dunno. He barely blinked. That may be him fully torqued up.

[@januarysson5633]

@@henrylicious Then he may have reached total drug resistance. All downhill from there.

[@chachimcflex]

So much wisdom in these rants 😅🔥🤙🏻

[@219records]

“We beat Medicare” 😂

[@milky4405]

I see Tim looking at himself in the mirror playing it’s raining men and splashing water in his face to get amped up for this performance

[@jimboscooter432]

He's not gay

[@VictoryXR]

@@jimboscooter432Tim is literally an open gay guy. You must be new here😂

[@PhantomFilmmaker-jd9ho]

I really appreciate the way tim goes about being gay.

[@jimboscooter432]

@@VictoryXR Why am I the only person who realizes Tim sucks 🐓 just to troll everyone.

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

Its a troll that nobody called him out for Tims not gay that's why it's funny 😂

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Tim is the only logical choice for Trumps VP spot.

[@j.yahnke]

Shane Gillis for Secretary of Awesome

[@xitaris5981]

He would destroy Kamala Harris in a debate despite only casually keeping up with politics

[@rickybobby2789]

I’m starting to think that Jill Biden isn’t actually a doctor

[@januarysson5633]

She’s an abusive spouse.

[@adamstone1991]

She's not a Medical Doctor. She has a Doctorate in Education, that's why she told Joe he "Did such a good job and answered all the questions!"

[@Pubslife]

😂😂😂

[@AM2K2]

@@adamstone1991 🤓we get it

[@FrenchCanadianGuy]

​@AM2K2 do you

[@lefdee]

watching my 50+ year old family members literally cut ties and be dead to each other over facebook almost justified that entire horror show of an app

[@Nightswim_]

The mall at Friday night was the place to be in late middle school/early high school ! Like 1995/1996 It was so fun , watching the other high school kids , their clothing, the Other goth and rock kids (like me) music stores! Food court! Movie theatre ! Fun times

[@dylgibson]

This episode makes a fantastic birthday present. Thanks, Tim!

[@bsnow18]

Happy Birthday!

[@Jerseylulu]

Happy birthday! 🎉

[@byronedwards8157]

“If we have an epidemic of brother and sister rape it’s a lot more than ridiculous.” 😂

[@solidsnake2021]

Such a great reference to Clear and Present Danger, that movie is so badass !

[@paulineackermann2598]

"Do I have gas, or am I having a heartache?" OMG! The times I've wondered. Lol.~:>

[@patriciaperry2028]

Your ‘ dialogue ‘ was fantastic ! - loved it

[@gioacosta7]

The only debate commentary I was looking forward to ❤

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Damn, this show is awesome. I'm just tuning in for the first time. You rule Tim.

[@ChanTheMan972]

When I heard there was a debate, I'm like "Not gonna bother, just gonna let Timmy D give me the rundown"

[@charliem5575]

He missed like ten key points from the debate. Most importantly, Trump’s moderate stance on abortion.

[@adamgardener8624]

​Yes, abortion is super important. Not war, or the well being of American citizens or immigrants or health care ​@@charliem5575

[@blindthrall]

He's the only Information Czar I trust.

[@DAJANEM99]

Just found you after a Mark Dice video. Glad I did!!

[@FrenchCanadianGuy]

There is no results for "Mark Dice Time Dillon" on youtube. You suck at fake business

[@bananafriel]

I am the woman you described. I love my deck, love the kiddie pool with my kids, love my wine. Backed out of the grocery run Saturday, compromised with a pickup order today. You tell me... I may fake my own kidnapping tomorrow. YOU TELL ME

[@mrscruffles801]

Are you gonna invite us over this fall for wine and cheese platter? I hope your husband has a nice porch.