Donald Trump & Cracker Barrel | The Tim Dillon Show

Tim examines President Trump’s conviction, a Jaws screening gone awry, the failed Congolese coup, fun dads, Cracker Barrel’s reimagining and restaurants as museums.
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[@anthonyrotola9905]

Hearing Tim Dillon ranting is one of life's great joys.

[@michaeltabanao8092]

Equal to Michael Savage and Adam Corolla

[@Henrydingus01123]

I’m still worried that Trump is a “they” and that all these theatrics are just to make us think the federal government hates him but really he’s their boy.

[@polymathpark]

it's the little things ^-^

[@danaveye3977]

It's perfect to listen to at 2x speed. Not many podcasts are like that.

[@jayweiss4378]

Tim looks like he’s at the swamp there and “draining the swamp”😂

[@chrisdonegan2566]

“Cracker Barrel is a rest stop meth dungeon”-😂😂😂 This episode is all killer no filler

[@houseofhas9355]

The part where CB supports israel. That part was fire 🔥😂😂

[@brittm7171]

😂🎉

[@katdog9786]

Instead of Cracker Barrel maybe a complete 180 and redesign as Crack Whore Bear Hole?

[@TheAmericanNomad352]

I have a sister works a Cracker Barrel running few stores those gay chairs not selling and thousands of calls and reviews are comedy gold from the boomers tim would enjoy knowing Cracker Barrel people work there either don’t know what life is or a big team cult funniest thing about Cracker Barrel they have to work on working harder for few more minutes maybe half hour added to state minimum hours of a break so Cracker Barrel is pro slavery work for that break so tim do some fake business

[@DennisMoore664]

Cracker Barrel - come for the grits and stay for the fascism. God bless America!

[@andresgajardo9273]

“You know these two lesbos were so excited that their kid was going to Africa” YESSS LMAO 🤣 I love Tim

[@centurionl]

Time stamp?

[@lesleyjohnson8488]

Nailed it

[@jlshel42]

Literally opened the comments and saw this quote just as he said it haha

[@barcodes6161]

@@centurionl37:37

[@jessm8696]

“Get the f*** out of my office” 😂😂😂😂

[@taylorthecurator]

Some call it a genocide. We say it's good eatin'. Come on down to Cracker Barrel. I need this T-shirt.

[@user-jg5gt5rg7t]

yooo i need the merch

[@maxfield3106]

Great fake biz opportunity

[@Existential_Dread]

This might be the most important podcast of modern history.

[@ZM-dm3jg]

This podcast changed my life. I'm not sure how, but it did

[@TheBigXav]

Before this pod I was an alcoholic and at an all time low. I have since picked up a meth addiction and found lower lows

[@joelwyman1601]

I owe my awakening to Jimmy Dore. Tim is hilarious but Jimmy gives more facts and nobody can debunk a word he says.

[@BrandonPriest-ly4wv]

We need an Alex Jones appearance in these dire times 🙏

[@wesm453]

The diabetes pod

[@doublechicane7008]

I Agree.

[@mindingthegaps]

And Eddie Bravo

[@avethebrave9037]

Yes!!!!!

[@PhilCallis]

They should have their own duo podcast

[@Maimuna_joy]

“These two lezbos” immediately took me out 💀💀💀💀

[@RJones-es7ur]

Welcome to the channel 😂 check out his Airbnb war episode 😂

[@GLPitt1]

They were SO happy their son was going to the Congo! Lol

[@ogenevieve]

Dude, great minds!

[@megaflash335]

I love hearing the camera guy chuckle

[@zachanator2011]

It's like a mini audience 😂😂

[@samt5026]

Rich people get ozempic, poor people get prescribed Lizzo for body positivity. -The new South Park

[@huntervelicky7502]

Well put!

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

its a good episode go watch it

[@bmz6056]

Hahahahahahaha. That was good

[@TremendousAblutions]

tim dillon reminds me of one of my father figures,his name was richard.

[@jetsetradio7715]

awoken people: just do water fasting

[@FatButDisease]

Tim Dillion is my only news source

[@rachelengstrom9120]

You are a wise and informed gentleman.

[@wasdwasdedsf]

copypasting the establishments narrative about jan6... calling patriots ter ts... hes called normal conservatives Zs... a pathetic clown he is

[@AuRowe]

Turned my friend in Kauai onto him when he asked about alternative news, and I said this, and that he's essentially a funnier (imo) alex jones lite

[@wasdwasdedsf]

@@AuRowe oh yes so much like alex jones asside from copying cnns narrative on jan6 and calling conservatives nz etc...

[@DoctorP007]

@@AuRowe please stop getting your worldviews from entertainment.

[@Cletus_the_Elder]

Getting recruited into a coup to overthrow a junta looks amazing on a medical school application.

[@aaronkibirige7992]

Tim Dillon is a menace 😂😂😂😂 Cracker Barrel’s pitches are out of this world 😂😂😂

[@zainvohra4429]

NEW BACKGROUND FROM EPSTIENS ISLAND

[@dertythegrower]

that is the great lakes, lol. pretty sure west michigan

[@jb7720]

It's the view from his Hamptons summer home.

[@amandacollyer645]

😂

[@codyv1355]

​@@dertythegrower it's definitely supposed to be long island lol

[@commasandkarma]

Looks like Lake Michigan

[@Digitalgirl.mp3]

Weekly Reminder that Tim Dillon needs his own station on GTA.

[@frankdrebinn]

With extended Morgan & Morgan commercials

[@brewmastacam4942]

You don't have an original thought in your head do you?

[@jordancanter1958]

You are for real relentless.

[@AdolfTrudeau]

​@@brewmastacam4942I can count to eleven. Do you want to know my trick after 10?

[@MistahJigglah]

I think it's Rockstar you need to be reminding about this, just saying.

[@conciliandos]

The 80 year old infant dad is our voice of reason 😂

[@errybodycopyingme]

Tim Dillon never fails to make me smile and laugh. He is the only solo podcaster I would ever watch. Everyone else trying to do it solo either gets repetitive, has no real insight, or is just not bright enough to have consistently witty remarks on current affairs. Tim Dillon is a gift.

[@robmarino314]

Nothing better than New Yorkers giving Deniro shit.

[@managerialelitetoaster3456]

Mook!

[@Ascendsean35]

If he hates trump so much, he should donate all his money to Biden. C'mon man!

[@jakubgadzala7474]

The cops who were bodyguarding DeNiro are the same stooges who testified in jan6. Koinkydeenky, yes or yes?

[@giantslug6969]

@@jakubgadzala7474 Surely a huge cohencidence

[@jakubgadzala7474]

@@giantslug6969 I have only asked "yes or yes question, dear judge, it must be a cohencidence"

[@TheWhiskyRebel]

14:26 "If you're not watching this, this is just Asian ladies in MAGA hats, crying." Holy fucking lol

[@christiansaunders5421]

“I just wanna see happy Asians” 💀💀💀

[@mab1ism]

They're Filipinas. You gotta love them and they love this country.

[@edwardjoseph8007]

Asian ladies in maga hats crying, the latest Jerry Seinfeld spinoff of comedians in cars getting coffee

[@Zov631]

Old Asian ladies in maga hats crying is the best

[@sarahstrom8907]

“These two lesbos are not the State department’s first priority” had me 💀💀💀 another banger of an ep, Tim, as always 🔥

[@FortyAndretti1]

The ENTIRE Cracker Barrel part is the funniest shxt Tim has ever done 😂😂😂

[@houseofhas9355]

😂😂😂😂 Israel part was 🔥🔥🔥

[@Woompawoompa]

Also the "Thin Lizzo" skit

[@Bonnatella]

The funniest skit Tim has EVER done........You might want to rethink that statement. Or watch MORE TIM.

[@ogenevieve]

Yes!! Omg, I just wrote almost the same fckin thing. I'm dead.

[@41tl]

That and the cool aunt rant too. Dude is already a legend.

[@Good_Horsey]

"Cracker Barrel should stand with Israel." I was holding it together until that one 🤣

[@InsaneStryker777]

“We stand for incest and Jews.” I think that’s got a lot of appeal for the average American these days. Tim is onto something.

[@Btn1136]

Finally went to listen to this one and I was just dying in the gym.

[@cp-wl6cz]

Put signs of trump. Jesus and ribs lol

[@frankdrebinn]

I am currently in an emergency Zoom meeting for Cracker Barrel corporate.

[@drivethrupoet]

Update please!!! Condolences if you got the axe.

[@russianFB7442]

How's it going 😂

[@frankdrebinn]

@@russianFB7442 Let's just say, there's going to be some changes. #goodEatin

[@williamwaugh6]

​@@frankdrebinn ohhh comon ! Give us the inside scoop ! Will there be tater casserole anymore !?!?

[@boerqwhaas]

"They call it genocide, we call it Good Eatin"

[@CookieDelgato]

There needs to be a South Park Ep about Deniro asap.

[@marymarywhyyabuggin]

I pray I get the chance to witness Tim Dillon ranting as an old man with minutes left to live....

[@HeidariReacts]

You KNOW it is a wonderful day when uncle Tim uploads a new episode

[@krisbowman360]

Can’t get enough of this guy

[@Cop_Smiter]

*auntie

[@escapist502]

I concur😂

[@josephbarraco7228]

It’s Aunt Timmy🤌

[@kimberleywarren8679]

Tim Dillon actually made me watch Tucker. Now I wear a bow tie and Polo shirt.

[@tomrymer5993]

Cracker Barrel is an integral part of my road trip culture, its always reliable, every store is assembled exactly the same, you walk in and immediately know where everything is. You can order Breakfast all day. The pancakes always have this thin crispy outer film, and the southern fried chicken is awesome. Tim's Just mad he never got down to one peg in the triangle game.

[@fuckcensorship69]

He's an "Egg no ra moose"

[@kateharrison]

Tim laughing in the Cracker Barrel segment killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@patrickdoss25]

Why does the woman who walked out of the theater during the Richard Dreyfus rant about trans look exactly like how I pictured her in my head?

[@chrisdonegan2566]

And check out her name😂 Screenplay Emmy award incoming

[@scottthompson3493]

Straight out of central casting.

[@houseofhas9355]

😂😂😂

[@cx2900]

Sarah HOGG was destined to look like that

[@jB..33b854]

Cos she is an 'individual'

[@TheGreatEscape77]

😂😂😂 i love tims style of comedy so random but at the same time he's telling you the truth in a hilarious way

[@jord_2wYT]

The cracker barrel rebranding rant is one of the funniest things I've ever heard on this podcast and that's a high bar 😂

[@MistahJigglah]

Magic Spoon level

[@Impeach_the_queen]

1:02:25 this bit right here had me in tears😂 “some call it a genocide. We call it good eatin” “what if drones could deliver gravy”😂😂😂💀

[@LunaSchtick]

Tim should take over every marketing department

[@jayweiss4378]

Tim dressed like the DJ at the Seniors Disco Night in Florida

[@SconnerStudios]

Disco sux. The 1970s were almost 20 years ago, time to get up to speed with this new craze called hip-hop. There's a guy called MC Hammer and he's going places! Gonna be the new Elvis.

[@ExecutiveZombie]

💀

[@dertythegrower]

seniors are sleeping at 7pm, in florida dude

[@ExecutiveZombie]

@@dertythegrower Im Gen X and thats my bedtime! 😎 It’s righteous and the mornings are mine.

[@RedHotMother]

😝

[@jayweiss4378]

Tim looks he’s serving drinks at the beach but nobody is around

[@tgunn2034]

Tim lives at the beach ⛱️🩴

[@alexfloridarican9534]

I literally had to pull my truck over when Tim Said the new Nelson Mandela 😅😂! That's exactly what we are going to see ..love it😅

[@metamorphicme9378]

As South Africans, we fully endorse that comparison.❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@gerardozambrano4863]

“Why did you do ‘About My Father’!?” 😂😂😂

[@richroselli2599]

Same reason little boy blue... He needed da money 🤣

[@brianarc2]

It's Saturday, and that means life in the big city.

[@lucaslevonmusic]

Vietnam is not a big city

[@richardl5545]

its a real knife fight out there

[@MadCowMusic]

It's gonna be a Convicted Felon verses a Felon that the system refuses to Convict... "It's a real knife fight out there!"

[@billyjean5934]

hate to be that guy but that's just... life in the big city!

[@dustinh4175]

The Asian lady's for Trump were so sweet.

[@Ol_fisherman04]

"Here at Cracker Barrel, what if drones could deliver you gravy?" 😂

[@ogenevieve]

Omg, seriously. So unexpected and off the cuff. Goat level observations.

[@Ol_fisherman04]

@@ogenevieve the king of Wit & Poise

[@organicthug5220]

Cracker Barrel for MAPS 🗺 👧🏻 👴

[@metamorphicme9378]

I officially died!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Love from South Africa. We endorse Trump as Mandela 2.0❤

[@ogenevieve]

@Ol_fisherman04 I agree. It's so original, but so relatable?

[@ferdwenen4892]

Waiting for the fake biz is the best part of my day

[@superstar7775]

My new all time favorite bit!

[@rettaroo5972]

I’m wondering why no one is concerned about the end of having confidence in signing an NDA and of having confidence in the legal precedent of attorney client privilege? Why is it OK for someone to sign an NDA and get paid and then break the NDA and not even pay the person back? Why is it OK for an attorney to work for a person and agree to keep their secrets and to be impartial and then turn on them in open court? Why would anyone ever believe in these legal procedures again? Even the worst criminals are supposed to have the right to confide in an attorney and be represented without fear of that attorney being called into court later to testify against them! I do believe this will get overturned on appeal for so many reasons. But if it doesn’t, the very people who set this up had better worry that it doesn’t get Weaponized against them.

[@The_Remnant86]

I never appreciated how naturally funny you are. It's the absolute best type of funny.

[@mr.Swartz]

Tim Dillon for President in 2028

[@huntervelicky7502]

Indeed

[@drivethrupoet]

Speaker of the house

[@matthewholland8242]

It would be funny if he was president and still had a weekly podcast

[@billyjean5934]

​@@drivethrupoetfirst prophet of the new age religion, Dillonism

[@wasdwasdedsf]

copypasting the establishments narrative about jan6... calling patriots ter ts... hes called normal conservatives Zs... a pathetic clown he is

[@MxnwellMxnlymxn-gs4ep]

Tim + Tucker = 2hours of my life I never need back

[@tarico4436]

I watched half of it. Not funny, not all that interesting. Long time fans of Timmy have heard a lot of that before. How much should I, a baby boomer, laugh at his anti-boomer rhetoric?

[@TIDTYBOIII37]

@@tarico4436I’m sure you’re a nice person. You’re just a different age. Is what it is

[@JordanKropnick]

Listen to the Don. jr interview with Tucker.

[@MJ-ut9gp]

@@tarico4436sell your house and get a condo already

[@jb7720]

​@@tarico4436 it's comedy and its good to have a laugh at yourself once in a while.

[@wotzupdoc1]

Tim Dillon reminds me of the line in Shakespeare's Macbeth ....'It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'.

[@Basbhat]

Spot on!

[@zakadams762]

Cracker Barrel should have a score board for every war

[@JohnSimmons-qd2zq]

I had the craziest dream last night that tim was on tucker

[@Mr_Boifriend]

that would be incredible

[@alwayzchillin0714]

🤔

[@evanfuller6538]

There was a pic of them together on his insta days ago

[@nikog300]

@@evanfuller6538 no shit

[@cloudbloom]

Dreams really do come true

[@ThatIsWackSon]

Your shows are amazing, but this episode was total banger after total banger. 10/10

[@bruhice6058]

Congo state dept rant was Tim peaking

[@theblakex]

No, the Cracker Barrel rant was

[@islabee94]

​@@theblakexit was both Peak Tim 🤌🏽

[@reneeimage3879]

Best of Tim ever !! Watch Tim & Tucker ! ❤️

[@jennifermommy9373]

Wait, Tim & Tucker? Tucker Carlson? Did Tim do a podcast with Tucker? What am I missing here?

[@MattR8605]

@@jennifermommy9373Tim was on Carlson’s show a couple days ago

[@dwiggles1]

@@jennifermommy9373it was epic!

[@jessereichert8375]

I’m halfway through

[@Photik]

Yeah it's on Tuckers youtube channel. Tucker just did an episode with Don Jr. too​@@jennifermommy9373

[@philsidock]

The Cracker Barrel bit brought me back to the porch era... Vintage Tim Dillon. 😂

[@adrianlouw2499]

No adds were great, thank you. I really enjoyed this episode.

[@pathingmusic]

I love the paper tapping 😂

[@ShiroHimex]

It's Alex Jones signature move.

[@whiskeyguzzlerpaso]

thats how you know its real news

[@blindthrall]

HE HAS THE DOCUMENTS

[@alakazaam4292]

I very much like this new backdrop. It makes you look an appropriate hue of red while making for an elegant juxtaposition with your rants.

[@Ho_Bag]

Eloquently stated 👌🏻

[@YTU37]

Tim is of the brightest minds of our special times, wish the package looked a bit fresher. Take better care of yourself, we are going to need you

[@Krash845]

When Tim goes on a restaurant rant I know my life is about to change course. This man introduced me to the wonderful joys of Yard House, now, my next mission is to go to an Applebee’s on a Wednesday evening purely for sociological research, though.

[@FatdogBlues]

The dollarita is back!

[@user-kb1zx2fd2f]

You are the funniest man alive. I had to pause it so I didn't choke or something when you were going off on cracker barrel pitches

[@user-ek9hg3ip9h]

This is fuukung genius. Tim only gets better.

[@ogenevieve]

💯 Facts.

[@velocitor3792]

If the coup in Congo was successful, what was the plan after that? "Okay, you're going to be the new Secretary of Agriculture." "No, sorry, I can't; I have to get back before the new semester starts." "How about you be the new Congolese Ambassador to France?" "The thing is, I already put a deposit down on my apartment."

[@asseertedwolf]

Best episode in a long while, I might rewatch this later tonight again it was great.

[@DonJohnson-ce8fg]

Tim is the modern day Tom Brokaw

[@Uarehere]

Tim Blowcock 👍😉

[@kimlouise-rf5rr]

Ah, the glorious sarcastic dark humour of Mr Tim Dillon!!! BRAVO 👏 Tim for once again showing the current event narratives for the madness that is 😅

[@nabeelabdallah923]

Oh my God the Cracker Barrel bit! I crashed my car crying and laughing😂

[@MikeH1223]

This might be one of the best episodes ever! I’m losing it. “Cracker Barrel”

[@thebottomfactory]

i would love to see a season of 'dine with me' where Tim is always invited.

[@MistahJigglah]

I predict 4 years of solid entertainment

[@seaurchinable]

Crying laughing 😆 best Tim 😂Crackerbarrel bit 😅outstanding my ribs ache 😂

[@i_like_furphy8725]

i wish you could do these daily tim hahahah

[@aimeekova]

Tim, we love you

[@BigD365]

The water in the background reminds me of the beautiful lake at Martha's Vineyard and how enjoyable it is to kayak around in the 3 foot deep natural body of water.

[@williamduggins2172]

Careful, I hear that's dangerous...

[@MindOverMatterBjj420]

The solo rant shows are the best!

[@swaggyp1219]

Oh my days!! 😆. The Cracker Barrel bit had me cracked up 😆

[@Cop_Smiter]

Sarah Hogg... name checks out

[@deezlesteezle]

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

[@blindthrall]

Total hambeast.

[@jonwhowantstoknow6350]

Boss Hogg's grand daughter

[@Chris_8270]

Tim Dillon is the only place I get my news

[@goldismoney5899]

And you actually brag about that?

[@richardphilpott1225]

South Park is a credible source also.

[@Ungood-jl5ep]

@@goldismoney5899 you don't?

[@brimstonebull]

Just found your podcast and I’m loving it!

[@jalbijiek4856]

“If you’re not watching this it’s just Asians in maga hats crying” 😂😂

[@beautifulrose8619]

older asian women to be specific

[@guyfawkes8384]

USA badly needs a repeat of that time around the late 1700s.

[@thesorrow4664]

I see what you did there

[@josef2012]

🥱💤💤

[@Bjamin9891]

@@josef2012see you on the dance floor get ready

[@guyfawkes8384]

@@thesorrow4664 You have to play word gymnastics just to get past the overlords.

[@user-re9mz2bt1e]

@@guyfawkes8384 When masons took over the country? What's that going to change?

[@rhino202]

The only news I gladly listen to!! Thanks Auntie Tim!

[@MM-iw8qc]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. The Cracker Barrel segment 😂

[@chasehuston5258]

I know where I'm eating tonight! Thanks for the dinner suggestion Tim!❤❤❤

[@TheCozyJohnson]

Richard came in firing on All cylinders

[@SwissplWatches]

My abs hurt, laughing loudly whole show!

[@mcaglecagle938]

You made my Saturday Tim Dillon thank youuuuu🫶🏼❤️‍🔥💜❤️

[@user-gp1zv5pn2o]

Tim Dillon is the Wind Beneath My Wings

[@Kraypaper]

Laughing out loud is good for the soul. Thanks, Timmy! 👏👏👏

[@LetMeCook86]

For taxes purposes, Tim does not live in his New York condo! 😂

[@rayv0125]

God damn I love tim Dillon. I'm dying thru the sarcasm at work right now. Thank you for your service and I can't wait to hate you in 20 years 😂😂😂!

[@rumpleforeskin5064]

I love this. Every bit of this, the cracker barrel 😂😂😂

[@RidgerunnerNashville]

In the hospital after my wife just gave birth to our very first child. This is just what we needed in these trying times. My child is soon to learn that this world is a real knife fight.

[@cctv5348]

Call the kid Jaws 😮

[@drivethrupoet]

Congrats!!

[@alexmueck8558]

TD>Beethoven

[@matttate920]

Life in the Big City

[@pod8234]

Teach ‘em early. No use in shocking them with reality “ later”.

[@andrewcook7528]

This episode is gold, vintage TD , bravo

[@TomSchweda-wx4up]

Tim Dillon is so goddammed funny, my stomach hurts.

[@alexmueck8558]

This is one one of the greatest episodes

[@Bruce-Gisbon]

Tim Dillion and a clone of Princess Diana for president 2024.

[@bootsydrip]

Cracker Barrel rant has me dead. 💀

[@maxfield3106]

He came in hot for that one. I was getting pandemic throwback vibes. That bit was classic Tim D in all his glory

[@islabee94]

I had to rewind because it was that good

[@bootsydrip]

@@maxfield3106 a thing of beauty, truly

[@bootsydrip]

@@islabee94 man was spittin bars 😂

[@lauraf2]

This was my first time seeing Tim and I almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard during the Congo story.

[@devod123]

Best comedy podcast ever

[@burgesj7]

1:01:05 "NO MATTER WHAT" whew this got me as I was laughing out loud

[@BeastAF]

"i dont live anywhere" lmfao