The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts | The Tim Dillon Show

[@alexmartirosov]

Everytime I hear "faattti boomBAAttii" I gain a year of life...

[@hjv7121]

Right! 😂

[@PunkRockGardener]

We’re going to live forever!!!

[@birsay123]

Fatty boom-batties 🍩🍟🥞🍰🧁🥮🍫🧆🍨🍔🐷

[@NashTV8]

Tim actually stole "Fatty Boom-Batty" from Tom Leykis. Tom was the 'howard stern" of the west coast for years, -but now Tom is a Kamala supporter. Truly Bizarre. "True-ly".

[@jaredpeck4815]

Especially funny coming from him

[@w.ashtonclinger2239]

Love everything about show. It's a whole vibe. A random guy in a hat and sunglasses screaming to exhaustion into a microphone at a talk show desk; with one tiny fake plant, teddy bear in a pink cup, a random cup of coffee and a single burning candle. I mean it's art. 😂😂

[@tinytattoomike7943]

We need to see Tim kiss a man on the lips still

[@pokermitten9795]

God damnit. The 'is a whole vibe' people are showing up to dilute the audience.

[@luc00144]

​@@pokermitten9795Your comment is a whole vibe. Description of commentary, no profile picture. The riskè use of God damnit, instead of damnit. 😂

[@luc00144]

Lol I spent a good minute looking at the background thinking, wait .. are those lights blinking?

[@Nickolas-ub9bn]

Princess Diana Beanie Baby***

[@ToedCobra33]

Reminder that Tim Dillon is the lighthouse in the sea of chaos that is this world

[@novice2778]

He is, at the very least, the size of one

[@Korruptionen]

He's got my vote.

[@stubstunner]

He's the lighthouse of Sea World.

[@rustybeltway2373]

He's the tavern next to the lighthouse. 🗿⛵⚓🍸🗽🚬

[@ctr289]

As long as he hasn't given us Raygun, he's still in the dark and so are we

[@sethveetaker5474]

"IT'S GONNA END BAD, BUT IT'S NOT GONNA END TONIGHT" now that is a winning campaign slogan

[@halfstep44]

Hi

[@rhino202]

Who would think we could all relate so well with a gay, big-city, Bentley-owning, Air BNB-hating, Polo-simping, property tycoon

[@bott3849]

Trump is gay now ?

[@esZENse]

wellll.. that's life in the big city

[@LGM633]

We wish him well 🏌🏻

[@myfightstyle991]

It's a real knife fight out there.

[@rickiesix1888]

Life's funny like that 😂

[@ToneWoN]

Dude... When Tim was describing the Mom who gets cigs on sunday and has a wolf blanket I almost died. I had to take a second because he literally described my mom growing up. Holy shit.

[@joseehernandez2447]

The last 2 minutes of this podcast should be recorded and sent out to all museums across the nation ready for them to display.

[@DamnThatsFunny308]

Agreed I sent it to my mom and said watch the last 5 minutes 😂

[@katdog9786]

Abso Fn Lutely!!!

[@olbruner]

I was just commenting clip that final 7 and send everywhere but then saw this… incredible.

[@tsilikasp]

I came in the comments to say there exact same thing

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

Y'all disappointed me it's not that good tbh

[@adamarmstead532]

I remember vividly Tim saying in February of this year that if Kamala got the nomination that they needed to throw and trashy fun party, skip ahead to present times Meg stallion and little John are performing in promotion of her at all these events😂😂

[@InsaneStryker777]

That’s where they lost me in this campaign. Too much hip hop. I don’t feel represented. Need more diversity. I’m gonna need Tom Waits to make a speech at the next rally, or I’m out.

[@jcb1535]

With dancing

[@Tetarkall]

It’s almost like he knows these people and how they think 😂

[@laurab972]

He’s constantly predicting stuff. Can you imagine him having an 80’s type psychic hotline😂😂

[@thefacelessquestion3333]

​@@InsaneStryker777 That lost me as well and I'm not Caucasian

[@waltrogersmusic]

Weekly reminder... That Tim is a deeply, deeply closeted straight man. Mashallah🙏🏼

[@user-rg1mc9xo1r]

In fact, I caught him smoking a cigarette on my mother’s back porch. He looked exhausted after a night of love making. We locked eyes, all he said was, “that’s life in the big city”.

[@deigamohamed707]

😂😂😂

[@waltrogersmusic]

@@user-rg1mc9xo1r 😂 yes!

[@joannabreaks435]

I wish he's my dream man

[@Srahhhhhh]

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[@ZeroCash91]

Tim's speech at the end unironically fired me up 😂 "of course it's going to end bad, but its not gonna end tonight!!!!" 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸

[@azeitonaland]

Tim Dillon, The Holocaust, another look.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

A “just asking” production

[@vincestapels2022]

Hopefully he isn't in Europe when that ep drops! 1 year in slammer 😂😅

[@andresgajardo9273]

“Let’s take a mathematical perspective”

[@Resoluteofficial]

lmao

[@AM2K2]

Bud Light 'find your own number'

[@nicholasnovakowski1431]

Amazing how Tim Dillon is a great voice of reason of this era we live in. Incredible

[@leslielearnorth]

Isn’t it?? This is where I get my news and therapy all in one. Today he used two words that felt like home. Not good words but oh so familiar…. They rhyme with yap and mecard

[@JDJONES1]

Listening to this on a beach watching the waves roll in. Life in the big city.

[@CaleebTalib]

I was just in west palm beach last week and saw a couple super yachts as we sailed by Epsteins old house and now they’re all sinking. Man. Life in the big city.

[@angelocean365]

Cheers from Sofla

[@Choppa1156]

same but broward

[@tonyharlander8957]

"You're not trans, you're just hungry." 😂😂😂

[@mosese1172]

Tim’s camera man is better than joes because you can hear him crack up when Tim rants and then Tim goes on to say more deranged shit because he gets hyped up hahaha gotta love it

[@angelocean365]

Joe isn't funny though 😢

[@jerryseinfeld6767]

Yeah Jamie gets the side eye death stare from Rogan if he makes any noise whatsoever 😂😂

[@JessicaC.]

@@mosese1172 does anybody else believe that Joe Rogan beats up Jamie? Because I kind of feel like he has.

[@drmike329]

Rogan is a bore. Shit stand up... Mailing it in...

[@Rhonda-n1g]

I'm sure tim would make joes guy laugh

[@ErrickMiles]

“Let’s get some clips from Gaza, please….this SEEMS less joyful than I would have imagined.” 😂

[@giulioBonati]

on behalf of all Italians I announce that the yacht was sunk by a sloped wave just like the wave that drowned Ghislaine Maxwell's father 🌊

[@ogenevieve]

💯 facts.

[@simokthxbai]

Ex FBI director tried to warn us that those slopes are dangerous but she was mocked and now look what happened

[@mikemichaels2914]

This must be true because he's Italian guys

[@Nome_utente_generico]

I'm Italian too and you don't know anything: it's a sicilian-masonic-meteorological-conspiracy .

[@januarysson5633]

So this was a Mossad job?

[@gemmasamp]

The trainwreck girl metaphor for the Dems is one only Tim can punch up so successfully 💀

[@mikeblxde4735]

His metaphor of Israel being the kid on the block with a bad home life last episode was iconic as well

[@tinytattoomike7943]

🏆

[@tinytattoomike7943]

@@mikeblxde4735💯

[@John-gg6op]

The greatest thing by far is to be a master of metaphor; it is the one thing that cannot be learnt from others; and it is also a sign of genius, since a good metaphor implies an intuitive perception of the similarity in the dissimilar.- Aristotle

[@ShortTheShorters]

Something about imaging Tim lighting the Rolls Royce candle before every show that I just find very amusing. I like to think he sighs before lighting it and pauses before whispering to himself, "Life in the city".

[@amt5911]

In an ocean of yacht-sinking water spouts, Tim is the voice of reason.

[@blindthrall]

No he's the whale spewing the spout.

[@BillyWood-u6z]

or maybe he's the tsunami, a distinct large force much greater than you!

[@nwmnjy]

"the last time I saw you, you had vomit in you hair and were bleeding." 😂

[@EscapeFromDaSystem]

the DNC being a crazy hot girl who's straightened out is hilarious

[@blindthrall]

Ehh, wouldn't call them hot. Or be sure they're girls.

[@Nome_utente_generico]

My weekly lesson of English! Last time I learned "fatty boombatty" . 😊

[@deigamohamed707]

😂😂😂

[@mephstv]

Well then you should know its origin is from The Tom Leykis Show

[@JFGVSocial]

Nope. Look up the name game, that’s where it originated. Probably good English practice as well.

[@waltrogersmusic]

@@Nome_utente_generico don't forget the "tr4nny boombanny"!

[@rage-quit69]

That word lives rent free in my head everyday

[@atxmaps]

The Chic-fil-a rant was one of the best! "You're not trans, you're just hungry. Have a wrap"

[@Zyn_dog_89]

Im gonna lay in my bed and chainsmoke Marlboro lights until this premieres

[@Moses2elecboog]

American spirits over here

[@user-rg1mc9xo1r]

I found a pack of old menthols in the fridge

[@TakashiAmanoOriginal]

Crack for me

[@ctr289]

I bet still no Raygun for us this time too

[@Ropadope23]

Red no filters

[@taraortiz]

Tim is the KING of a hot take served up in a KILLER analogy 👑

[@klausthedog9670]

I would like to take the time to wish everyone well

[@yowanowich]

Tim’s rant at the end - literally goosebumps! Never experienced such feeling of exhilarated laughter blended with utter existential horror! Masterful.

[@jasonmaruszak812]

I was jogging and had to stop for awhile just laughing my ass off at the end- he’s got so many crazy endings!

[@briansmith2303]

Tim acting like he didn’t know what a shopping cart was called was top tier

[@godsfavoriteblister852]

I always called em a buggy.❤

[@10oner]

Gay

[@rumrnr78]

​@@godsfavoriteblister852UK?

[@runswithraptors]

He's just used to a literal food wagon showing up to his house 😅

[@Chokesandspokes]

That Morgan and Morgan ad was absolutely insane

[@ShaneWilliams-bt1jr]

That “get the Jew” part had me rolling. Came out of nowhere 🤣

[@angelocean365]

Greatest line of 2024

[@1OAK_X]

So subtle with it 😂👌🏾

[@ryanm9565]

what time is that at?

[@kathleenp3135]

Snuck it in there.

[@litedawg]

Why is everyone being gross!?

[@taylorthecurator]

The darkest ad read Morgan and Morgan has ever received. Hilarious, but brutal. Peak Timmy

[@dylgibson]

"God, he is on Hell's doorstep." 🤣💀

[@angelocean365]

2nd best line of the year behind "Get the Jew". 😅

[@januarysson5633]

When you’re married to Hillary…

[@BrianBell-p9b]

😂

[@blindthrall]

Not fucking close enough.

[@phoenixx6490]

Someone needs to make a compilation of all the times that Tim taps his Papers together

[@pbjam2182]

Tim always records these things right before big news happen

[@howlingfjord]

Im afraid to ask what happened

[@f.i.d.l.a.r]

Rfk endorsing Trump maybe ​@@howlingfjord

[@PhantomFilmmaker-jd9ho]

Vote Trump/RFKjr

[@AA-ws3vd]

Why Tim why!?

[@ToedCobra33]

Another knife attack in the UK too

[@CandiLain]

Tim is a Prophet Have a great week, everyone

[@steratorefriends6596]

I love the way you rage against the world around you Tim, don't ever change buddy

[@lbyerly]

i like when my family angrily wakes up due to me listening to Tim at a reasonable volume first thing in the morning. including the cat 😂

[@saucyruben]

that italians “if it’s not a handbag, they don’t know what they’re doing” offended me and i ain’t even italian 🤣 peak comedy but true

[@momog5615]

If you were Italian you wouldn’t be offended. It’s extremely true

[@mountainstream8351]

I laughed at that too but honestly, Jeeps are made in Italy and I LOVE Jeeps.

[@beautifulrose8619]

so Ferrari's don't count as engineering? lol

[@randybobandy9828]

No. They are remarkably unreliable ​@@beautifulrose8619

[@blindthrall]

Worst part is the Romans were excellent engineers but it's still true.

[@marccolella1714]

As an Italian with insider info. The wave was an accident and there “was nothing we coulddoaboutit” salute.

[@AloneAtProm]

Tim Dilion needs to be on JRE with Alex Jones on Election Day! That would be epic!🔥🦅

[@Liberalismismentalillness]

Again…..

[@kathleenp3135]

Yes please

[@lucasisacomic]

Tims Morgan And Morgans ads are better than any other ad on KZbin

[@aydendunaway4740]

I’m listening to this outside my apartment, and the near by chick fil a sign has a haunting new look to it.

[@JCIIIBULLET]

happy happy joy joy - Ren & Stimpy ❤

[@blindthrall]

Whistle it while you take your CrocoKamala for a walk!

[@taibosephilocia8305]

What an ending. Pure gold from the Big D, Tim Dillon himself

[@tristankrohn2942]

The Germans opted for Strength Through Joy in the 1930s

[@chizobamokeke9461]

What was the point of this comment?

[@runswithraptors]

​@@chizobamokeke9461this guy doesn't get down with KdF 😂

[@oldrin1876]

This was legitimately hilarious and scary at the same time.

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Tim next week: I actually really like this. The Tim Dillon show is going exclusive to Chikfila

[@CryptoDread]

Saturday is Timday

[@Musicalchores]

Brunch bunch

[@thebrownmalcolm9498]

Tim Dillon is a genius.

[@philiprohs]

Emergency RFK endorsement update needed

[@SDBerto75]

Exactly! This was just released today, but when was it recorded? Sometime after all of the Trump-Kennedy news came out.

[@momog5615]

Yes 🚨

[@dillonwalshpvd]

I heard the government apparently put worms in his brain?

[@Newphonewhodis642]

That Morgan and Morgan ad read was wild 😆

[@AchmedComedy_]

You know we’re in trouble when we turn to comedians for accurate political Analysis

[@rumrnr78]

Have you heard Carlin? Just cause it's funny doesn't make it less true- queue the Jefferson theme...

[@SGspecial84]

Can't take anything as accurate in the internet now.

[@suplexorcist316]

Everything is insane in the world right now but this show makes my morning coffee before work just wonderful. Thank you Tim for existing. From a Canadian fan 🇨🇦

[@Lopfff]

I’m in an iron lung and I don’t know how many hours I have left in this world. Pray for me that Tim drops this podcasts before the curtain closes [praying hands emoji I don’t know how to do. Give me a fucking break. I’m in an iron lung. I can’t move my arms. I’m typing this fucking comment with a fucking pencil-type-thing in my mouth. It is so tedious and it literally takes hours]

[@NCWildHeART]

🤣

[@atom_smasher]

😂😅❤

[@carbonbomb4774]

Iron lung will keep you alive, you'll be okay.

[@MandyVPandy]

Thotz & prayerz 🙏🏻

[@klausthedog9670]

Take a deep breath and relax.

[@thingonathinginathing]

Omg this dude needs to be the lead writer for the next season of South Park

[@losethOS88]

South Park sucks now

[@chilloutdude3617]

@@losethOS88 Why?

[@losethOS88]

@chilloutdude3617 they push whatever the mainstream tells them too basically

[@acridwolf]

The last word spoken got me for 3 full minutes of laughter. Amazing world building, knock-out-punchline.

[@ogenevieve]

Holy fck. Best comment yet.

[@MattRoberts-k2j]

A new Tim Dillon good .. I can do some housework.. ALL SPEAKERS ACTIVATE!!!

[@itsv1p3r]

Say whatever you want about me, but you cant say i wasnt 9 hours early for the 406th episode of the greatest black podcaster to ever live.

[@LssnLrnd]

🌇✌🏾🌇✌🏾

[@brianbrian1769]

I wasnt 9 hours early for the 406th episode of the greatest black podcaster to ever live. AH. you challenged me. I think he may be gay too.

[@martinryder2351]

Two minutes in and I find out Timmy has something on Netflix which drops on my birthday, October 1st. Crying tears of joy the rest of the show.

[@jacobhartley6670]

I’m from south Alabama and I speak for all of us, please don’t stop doing the Chic-fil-a voice in a southern accent 😂

[@mitchellyoung4125]

This is the joy.

[@chrisfuller2069]

Tim saying the republicans didn't have any in-fighting in 2016 tells me Tim wasn't paying attention in 2016. The GoP establishment was doing everything in it's power to stamp out the Trump populism. John McCain played a key role in the Steele Dossier, for example.

[@ogenevieve]

And the entire DNC's only common message was Trump bad.

[@Stefano.C]

2016 was so crazy 😅 That was the first time I ever voted in an election

[@charlesstrickland7344]

You’re taking this podcast waaay to serious lol

[@Stefano.C]

@@charlesstrickland7344 Right? It's supposed to be entertainment in spite of everything going to shit

[@charlesstrickland7344]

@@Stefano.C exactly. Tim is hilarious but it’s not like he’s critically analyzing these thing. Just saying what’s funny and how he feels

[@yeswhatokay]

Tim sustains me through the boredom that I have no choice but to endure.

[@DrifterComedy]

Tim's cruise tour phase will be on sinking Superyachts. ❤

[@Nome_utente_generico]

Happy happy joy joy 😊

[@thewonderinggentile]

WHY IS TIM DILLION'S COMMENTS SECTION THE FUNNIEST & MOST UNITING ON THE WEB THOOO??

[@garyD89]

17 minutes in & we get the 1st Fatty Boom Batty

[@Sam_guitar1999]

Timmy is basically Walter Cronkite at this point

[@BillyWood-u6z]

and theres me thinking he was Alex Jones secret lovechild all this time!

[@TrevorTrove]

Forgetting what a shopping cart is. Called is very on brand for Tim

[@Theo_Phage]

The is the end of times, and Tim is the Canary in the Coal Mine Screaming like a bat outta hell telling us to keep digging till we reach hell, with that Fat Jowly-mid-western classless homebodied housewife look but with that Walter Cronkitian finesse and charisma. I Effing love it

[@leslielearnorth]

I’ve got that saturday morning new cartoon line-up warm 😊fuzzies that only Tim can deliver

[@ernestrivers3736]

Every episode is a blessing. Thanks, T-dillz

[@sowelly2808]

6:24 I remember when Lil Jon almost won celebrity apprentice, Trump loved him 😂

[@poodawg]

anyone else grew up second hand listening to rush limbaugh and now revere tim dillon show

[@dterkelsen]

Tim is the best guy on KZbin. He's a natural heir to what Norm MacDonald was up to.

[@mikemichaels2914]

Tim smashing the fly with his hand is such a Tim thing to do 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks 4 50 likez I might buy A Bently

[@stephanieann87]

I don't watch the news, I just watch channel Tim 😜

[@natelombardo4926]

Why is Tim Dillon’s ad funnier than most other podcasts

[@chrisdonovan5086]

Matt and Shane have the best ads

[@Bawk85]

Because Tim is f*cking brilliant.

[@Pine_Gap_Island]

Prayers for -Maui- Oprah. Hey Tim, how do we get your biological half-brother Baron Trump to become a Tim Dillon fan so he can get Dad on the show?

[@Ronkyort0dox]

Trump would come

[@angelocean365]

Nice Theo reference

[@bott3849]

The only way that happens is if Tim beats Baron in a chess match. I got money on the kid.

[@mikemichaels2914]

Hot Dog eating contest

[@tommarino69]

Some day "my husband is a loser" will be an actual Tim Dillon quote.

[@michaelmiller5346]

Tim, your just brilliant, thank you for at least making me feel better man!

[@Foogayzee]

Excited for the Chick fila mega church

[@DerpDerpityDerp]

How long until Trump goes on The Tim Dillon Show and discusses fake business? Can we make that happen... YES OR YES

[@sheepsterbro5813]

I love starting my evening with a plate of 6 pan fried eggs, a mountain dew, and of course, some Tim Dillon. HOOORAAH

[@Moses2elecboog]

If Tim Dillon isn’t on the radio in GTA VI blame Alex Soros and Israel!

[@Pine_Gap_Island]

George?

[@kingjams]

loooooooooooooooool

[@FiveLeefClovr]

SHUT UP

[@FiveLeefClovr]

GO AWAY

[@Moses2elecboog]

@@Pine_Gap_Island Alex has taken over

[@petercurtis6716]

His last monologue on the villains is really brilliant. Night piggies

[@myfightstyle991]

I'm living in a stunning estate, and i endorse Tim's message.

[@jessm8696]

Tim podcast & ranting are the only things keeping me going

[@ogenevieve]

Ditto

[@HybridTrapMusic]

fatiboombatty checking in

[@ineedafernbackhere]

Now that I’m used to the abrupt endings, it’s just me laughing and clapping alone. Bravo!

[@Dudecool80085]

I literally was listening this in a Chik Fila drive thru that is newly built in the same parking lot of a Soda Sopa type apartment complex that was also just recently built. This got way too real.

[@OtoShalika]

Timmy's producer has the best job in the world, and it's not even close.

[@coltonperdue1072]

Now this is the Tim I tune in for

[@dentonvisual]

Did y'all know Tim's $8,000 sunglasses are so fancy that they come with their own small pair of sunglasses to protect the sunglasses from the sun? Life in the big city 🤷‍♂️

[@catherine8789]

Tim you’ve😢 got to do ATLEAST 2 hours per show ❤ loveeee you! 💕

[@Euph0rical]

Was this recorded before the RFK Jr endorsement? Can’t wait to see what Tim says about that team up

[@ottoginafiel5468]

Chik fil la used to make audio content, wholesome stories on cassette in every kid's meal. They were actually good, I enjoyed them as a kid.

[@deigamohamed707]

Chick -fil- A rant is Everything 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾💯

[@m.a.g.u.i8933]

IDK but Tim Dillon casually deconstructing capitalism with the never ending expansion of corporations is absolutely insane

[@Guimui]

It's not news.

[@m.a.g.u.i8933]

@@Guimui Tell that to THE WHOLE WORLD

[@Guimui]

@@m.a.g.u.i8933 I don't need to, it's bloody obvious.

[@Trevors5556]

This has to be some of the best comedy online. Great shit Dilly