What if You Talked in Skyrim? (Parody)

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Thanks for watching everyone! Now for some fun facts! 1. This was one of my most requested videos. It is actually one of/if not THE first time I've done a game where the character has dialogue options that I had to work around. I think I pulled it off nicely. 2. This is a PREQUEL to the events that happen in "What if You Talked in Elden Ring?" and the character of Rykeon. 3. More references to "Galaxy Quest". 4. I've never actually played Skyrim before this. This is the first time I've played PAST the dragon attack at the beginning. 5. If this continues, future episodes will really only follow the main story, as it would take too long to cover EVERYTHING. I will definitely be more picky about what gameplay makes it into the video. 6. The thumbnail for this is the first time I've used handdrawn thumbnails. It's something I'm trying out. 7. My personal favorite line is "What is love if not lying constantly?" There's just something about that line that I found incredibly funny. 8. I decided on doing magic for my run based on a Twitter poll. Follow me on Twitter! twitter.com/PressStartLaugh 9. I had to work around the audio of this game A LOT. The audio gets extremely loud and quiet within the same scene, making editing very difficult. Also the game still has an extreme amount of bugs, which you can see after I slay the dragon at the tower. We played it off as the Captain character being drunk.

[@MGSLurmey]

I wouldn't worry about the bugs. We all know Skyrim ;)

[@quentanwilliamboone]

Do you know BFDI? There's a character named teardrop and she doesn't have a voice. It's a show but you can still give her inner thoughts a voice.

[@ForestStranger7]

yess goood

[@golork3267]

So I'm guessing no Skyrim DLC? Or if you do end up doing them it'll be in the far future.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Truly depends on how popular the episode is. That determines if a series moves on or not. So we shall see

[@mattjdoms9472]

It's like a sarcastic, half-drunken half-hungover, semi-aware roleplay, and I love every moment of it!

[@thelazygamer2195]

“Hey you. You’re finally awake.” _”I wish I wasn’t.”_ *I’m watching this immediately after waking up, and this hits REALLY hard.*

[@orionbloodfang3346]

same

[@joetheturtle7768]

DoomGod: **Gets Knocked out** “Hey you! You’re finally awake.”

[@Someonecalledeli]

Finally, a relatable comment

[@lightningguardian331]

long night?

[@xXTheVigilantXx]

You know I was expecting less of a /*waking up after a pleasant nights rest*/ and more of a /*dear god what happened to my head, is someone playing the bongo drums on it?*/

[@michaelscott6022]

"Okay okay, we can do this under pressure, just like we practiced!" *clears throat* _"BUS GO RAH!!"_ *battle screeches to halt in confusion* *Random Warrior:* _"What_ did he say about his mother?!"

[@rileymiller3154]

me looking out to the distant mountain "uh we got a bit of a problem coming our way" warrior Captain "oh crap everyone get ready dragons incoming"

[@omuniinfiniti5652]

Dovah: The F did he say?!?!

[@pilotviper2424]

It's "Fus Ro Dah"

[@bendysans1473]

8:57 Him: be stealthy You:

[@bradysutton6235]

The fact that the beginning of the video isn't your normal intro and instead is the intro to the game itself is probably one of the funniest parts to me. XD

[@PressStartToLaugh]

I thought it was a fun touch

[@bradysutton6235]

@@PressStartToLaugh Well it certainly was a fun touch.

[@roseberzerker2989]

@@PressStartToLaugh indeed twas, wouldst thou consider a part 2 mayhaps?

[@scrollkeeper5272]

Press Start to Laugh and Skyrim. A match made in heaven.

[@TheSeriouslyStrange]

Hell ya

[@DragoSonicMile]

"You're going to need to speak up! ... Guys, I think she might be drunk." Ah... glitches that trigger dialogue even when a character isn't in the right location. ~It just works.~ Todd Howard.

[@ТигранЕгиазарян-ш9о]

Oh cut them some slack. The game was only out for 11 years.

[@toxicking9442]

You make skyrim and therefore the entirety of the elder scrolls...a prequel to elden ring? You're a mad man! I love it!

[@CrowbornChaos]

This was great! I'd love to see more of the adventures of Rykeon! I like characters who are actually competent but still hilarious all the same. ^^

[@ES21007]

Fun thing is that this is a prequel, so this explains why Rykeon is actually as strong as he is in ER.

[@XX-sp3tt]

4:01 "Objectively speaking, his way made you waste your time and your arrows for the same outcome, so good on him."

[@thetrashman015]

Faendal saw you talking to Sven and immediately went "fuck" and turned around, lmao

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Purely unplanned, and yet I couldn’t have planned that better.

[@magmos6346]

It just hit me, that Nord who cut off the last rights might have survived if he let things continue. Kinda shows the main weakness of Ulfric and his followers. They never look before leaping.

[@ziephel-6780]

Just shows how moronic the whole rebellion really is. More short-sighted than their Imperial opponents, and the Thalmor took advantage of that weakness

[@paranoidman7928]

Well to be fair, if we are talking about the dragon coming then I ask a simple question. How would he have known a dragon was gonna come and interrupt things?

[@ziephel-6780]

@@paranoidman7928 Of course he didn't. But Nords don't tend to give up so easily. So, that Nord may seem to have been 'fearless' according to Ralof, but also lacked faith in being saved, even if things may seem slim, if the Empire had that guy's attitude, they would've went extinct ages ago.

[@JohnLegbert]

@@ziephel-6780 And this is why I always side with the Imperials. Also the armor is cooler.

[@jennybrown7834]

I think both sides are equally stupid and wished there was a third option

[@GramzonDragon5000]

A Breton? Eh, to each their own. I'm always an Argonian. They ran INTO the Oblivion gates.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

I dunno. I just kinda chose at random. I actually almost did an Argonian so I could do a fun lizard voice, but decided I wanted to make this a prequel to Elden Ring. So went with one that was closest to that character

[@Oz_Ragnarok]

Headcanon this versión of Tamriel has 10 divines the tenth being Doom God

[@keystorm3646]

Here we go again

[@therandomartist3201]

Aw shit

[@thetrashman015]

"By Ysmir --" "Bless you."

[@BotHunterCZE]

5:07 "That was quite LOUD for nothing!" Amazing line, on point.

[@SebasTian58323]

I've never noticed before, but the Stormcloak that was executed only interrupted after the priest said 8 divines. I think that's a nice touch.

[@Thudd224]

Would love to see yalls humorous take on the game metroid prime. Especially with the fourth game coming out soon.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

I’m waiting to wrap up Portal before giving my wife another iconic character to voice ;-)

[@opi_is_me1576]

Oh man this was great. I hope you continue this all the way through.

[@rose444200]

I really hope you make this Skyrim one into a series. I couldn't stop laughing! 😂😂😂

[@jameswilliams7873]

His reaction the Meredith "a new hand touches the beacon" daedric prince of headaches should be hilarious.

[@Lux_the_Lost]

To be fair, it used to be even worse. At least now she longer pesters you constantly with every passing day.

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Fantastic work on this! It was cool to see how your choices in thr beginning differed from mine. Like how I chose to follow the other path in the opening, chose the elf instead of Sven, etc.

[@outcast4087]

I've never ever played Skyrim before and I'm already absolutely loving this series!

[@ferdinandsimamora9771]

The fact that you can do this with an rpg is awesome, i wonder what if the courier could talk would've turned out

[@bendysans1473]

Your name doesn't lie I pressed start And i did laugh Keep it up ^^

[@dragonriderabens9761]

The thing I love most about all of these serieses is that they interconnect somehow

[@kaiziertorres9362]

Will there be part 2? If yes, Can't wait!

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Entirely depends on the episode’s popularity. Since I have very limited time to make videos, only the ones that do well are going to get sequels.

[@natp8387]

The Dragonborn sure seems to hear a lot of things he needs to confirm. I hope he doesn't end up with tinnitus!

[@clevoro]

I am watching this right now starting out my day, something insanely good to start my workday :).

[@-ShotoTodoroki.]

You did it you beautiful bastard. You finally did skyrim.

[@sr8productions523]

Duuuuuddddde this is awesome looks great keep up the good work man

[@briandd71]

Thanks

[@tazman2253]

honestly please continue this into a series because that would almost make me go back to that bug filled half a Elder Scrolls game.

[@hypermaeonyx4969]

It would be a lot of shouting profanities at asshole npcs. Literally shouting when you shout and it would be themed after the shout. Saying what you say in game. And screaming in joy when a giant sends you to the skyrim space station

[@edgardacevedo1667]

I've been waiting for a long time and it's finally happening

[@ziephel-6780]

I can only imagine how the Hero of Kvatch feels in Oblivion XD His main focus would be to get back at that dark elf that mocks him

[@phantomgamer755]

best way to handle large pest, incineration from flames on the solar level

[@611rwj]

HOLY SH*T! I requested this! Awesome. Hope you make part two (unless you've taken an arrow to the knee, in which case I understand.)

[@noneofyourbeeswax7379]

Honestly I've used alternate start for so long that actually seeing the intro mission is kind of a blast from the past

[@erubianwarlord8208]

hunting camp start master race repesent

[@xile2939]

Finally you do Skyrim, been waiting for this!

[@dominickarmstrong648]

You know I'm Loving this channel more and more ^^

[@RWR_0598]

"Hey, you. You're finally awake." hearing these iconic words on this incredible channel just made my night

[@ILoveSkyrim]

i have been searching for a skyrim video on this channel for 5 MONTHS and i only just found out you did it a month ago

[@zeromoonwalker7599]

I'm really glad you did this because I love Skyrim so much to make me play it over and over so thank you, have a great day or night.

[@joetheturtle7768]

This is what you see when DoomGod gets knocked out.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Now I’m thinking all of my videos are just in Doom God’s head…. A Dallas level fake out. (look it up kids)

[@curious_mitch]

"A Nord's last thoughts should be of home." "Or puppies!"

[@Enderwave22]

Your character is unusually pure, my man.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

He’s one of my few “competent” characters.

[@S3N0RBR1CK]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you I could've stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me, we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

[@nojustno1983]

We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.

[@Atma_Weapon]

Shut up back there!

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

What's wrong with _him?_

[@nojustno1983]

Watch your tongue. Your speaking to ulfric stormcloak, the true high king.

[@someguy7629]

Fun fact : During the beginning, Ralof speaks of his childhood sweetheart. Vilod. If you turn up the subtitles at the beginning, you can see the text (and hear) Vilod scream. Like other ongoing villagers. EDIT : Also, after the attack of Helgen, when you go back to the tower and jump into the house again. You can find the mead with juniper berry's Ralof talked about.

[@luctardin]

he says he used to be sweet on a girl from helgen. Then he wonders if Vilod, which is a different person (a man), is still making his mead with juniper berries mixed in. It sounds like he's talking about the same person cause he says one sentence after the other, but they're not. Other than that you're right, vilod is there and calls for their death.

[@S7E_Siriel-Privat]

Dunno if this series works so well with these kinds of rpg's tbh, but this one was still as funny as always XD

[@PressStartToLaugh]

This was kind of a test to see if this type of RPG worked with this. We shall see how the response is

[@jaywolfe9933]

@@PressStartToLaugh one vote for continuing here 🖐🏼

[@WarforgedArcher]

@@jaywolfe9933 I second this

[@taakofromtv150]

@@WarforgedArcher I also agree with this person

[@allensimons6241]

@@taakofromtv150 Same

[@collinsanders9641]

I like how in the beginning there’s a big war, and sitting next to the king like “who the hell r u again?”

[@MrPresent99]

Finally, my favorite game gets graced by you guys voices, epic as always :) little tipp here, for easy modding the game so it'll look nicer AND has less bugs, try some mod from Wabbajack I think the mod called AVO (Animonculory Visual Overhaul) would work great, as it is just visuals and Bug fixes

[@skyrere]

I love you so much. I totally appreciate the Galaxy Quest reference.. XD rudimentary lathe

[@mecharaptor8.535]

Every bit of it was hilarious.

[@TheCrystalGuardiana]

" I like Fire." Me: * Still recalling over your dead space video* " I can see that."

[@steampunkguy2036]

Little headcannon for myself to enjoy: Ryker is one of Arthur Denks ancestors

[@mcnashty4796]

Great video OH I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING YOU SHOULD DO WHAT IF BELL TALKED IN COD COLD WAR

[@N014n4i]

its 2023 when im watching this (im watching everything and adding them to a vid as a complamation for my other channel) and at the start i noticed that his voice was WAY deeper then normal i thought it was someone else doing this video until later on

[@Korricat]

I'm sure this is how the live of Don Quixote went.

[@jameswilliams7873]

Execeleny hope to see a few more of these mate

[@Esowolf]

Just hearing you wake up had me laughing on the floor! I'll probably die of laughter, oh wait i already am!

[@edgarlozada3858]

He wanting to talk with his parents about linaege is so funny to me!

[@Edsgames666]

Would love to see a part two of if you talked in Skyrim playthrough part two and three what about everyone else??

[@lilcrantree2189]

I hope to see this become a series because I've been playing a lot of Skyrim lately and I am interested in seeing how this plays out. Also cause it was really funny.

[@tonyanime7284]

Yes I have been waiting for this one since it was mentioned I'm just hoping for more afterwards

[@TheKingBalor5]

“Rykeon!! Be careful on your journey, there have been rumors of a madman roaming Skyrim. If your encounter someone named Hunkleberg Mildrew Beesparkle, watch what you say to him, he is incredibly dangerous and may try to kill you if he simply feels like it. If you are to fight him, don’t be fooled by the nonsense that spills from his mouth, he is a naturally gifted killer, I saw him deflect an arrow with a simple dagger. Good luck! - A survivor

[@Opus_Fluke]

Ooh, Breton Mage with a shield! Top choice! No, really, very good build. Who else is looking forward to That Bit of the 7,000 Steps? No spoilers, Becky!

[@chaoslacroix7180]

7:50 Aaaaactually that was specifically a wyvern. A subspecies of dragon where as "dragon" is more of an umbrella term.

[@TheMen9301]

8:53 if i could do this i would and also say this exact line

[@davidmoore3654]

Really would like to see this continued.

[@gamersread2405]

Attempt number two of requesting what if frisk talked in undertale

[@kingkrueger0531]

My brother in christ, you are the dragoneborne

[@brandonlewis2861]

THE RETURN OF RIAKEON!

[@imbennnny3620]

“yeah he’s right you should be using your voice to SIInNnNg”

[@religiousotaku9926]

The abridged Alucard is strong in this one

[@idontknoq4813]

OH GOD HAVE I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

[@mateszabo6576]

Thank you for the birthday present!

[@toxic_soul6348]

YES PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES

[@tiredti12cerber]

Hmm what if you talked in THE FOREST? The second game is coming out soon so it seems like a good Idea to me.

[@WeakFreak]

YES! you finally did Skyrim and I'm loving it xD

[@zacharyisenbletter8944]

i can see this going far and i'm going to laugh all the way if this continues

[@trevorvanderputten7430]

Looks like our knight freind from the lands between has gotten himself into some trouble. Either way it's good to see him again.

[@michaelmorton5698]

I have wanted this since watching Doomgod. And now it is here.

[@jmoney-mb3ef]

I was hoping you'd do this 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@chickennoodle1155]

I never expected this but I love it

[@AutisticDragonDude]

Respond if you want a part TWO. Who ELSE wants a Part TWO say YEAH 😆.

[@Enoonb]

FUN FACT! If the dude at 5:21 shut his mouth for like 5 more minutes he would still be alive, probably.

[@lucksoon88]

Omg I'm crying with laughter. Thank you!

[@yesterdaymoon5072]

Hey I came up with an idea what if you had the shark from Maneater as Bruce’s backstory

[@1EYELESS.JAMES1]

I wanna part 2, that was good

[@codyjames796]

And a new hit series is born

[@wowplayer00]

i dont why but you allways make me crack up whit Laughing so thx.

[@lordreptilestormblade1749]

I find it funny he wanted Ulfric, who had a gag over his mouth, to say anything. "you got to tell them, we weren't with you." *Ulfric agrees and says* "mm mmm mmmm mm mm mmm mmmmmmm mm mmmmmm mmmm mm m"

[@birbknight]

Ngl I wish there was a mod that made use of mics so npcs could here you talking, making skyrim that much more immersive.

[@loganking8989]

I have been waiting for this day

[@CStone-xn4oy]

The stray cat problem in Skyrim can be dealt with using a spray bottle.

[@reaper9390]

"A lathe! Get off the line Guy!"

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Yay! Someone got it! “Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!”

[@reaper9390]

@@PressStartToLaugh 🤣

[@lordXexe]

Skyrim: FOOS RAH DA!!! Henry stickmin: RAH DA FOOS!!! me: there are similarities in the way we fight brothers.😏