Pretending to Have a Baby - Kristen Schaal

Kristen Schaal romanticizes even the worst parts about living in New York City and pretends to have a baby to make her act family-friendly.
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[@crystalblue8182]

Yes, she has an adorable sense of humor, a distinct voice and she's just plain cute, but no one ever mentions how amazing her quirky fashion sense is. I freaking love her!

[@FloorManiac]

They don’t mention it because everyone is imagining her in the buff.

[@evangeline77x]

@@FloorManiac lol, werewolf crotch excites you..?

[@TheRamThatReviewsShiz]

@@evangeline77x lmaoooo

[@kylerbelshaw1465]

So....Mabel?

[@rumba_pumba9418]

is that a joke or you are serious. I really hope it's a joke cuz her act was traaaash

[@jrnisha23]

All I see is louise, Sarah Lynn, and Mabel in my head when she talks🤣

[@DarwiniaShock]

it is the mabel voice actress

[@charlynzr7245]

@ThatOneDarperson and the sarah lynn one.. that’s their point

[@DarwiniaShock]

@@charlynzr7245 just looked it up, she plays her too

[@prabhavpradeep2799]

Jrnisha Davis HAHAHAHAHA ME TOO ALL THOSE PEOPLE

[@SuperiorStudios]

So you gonna let Louise help you find that book?

[@MsGrapeNehi]

“My baby was a twinset, so I had to eat the other one...” Dipper: *sweating*

[@Diana-po4mu]

I feel like Kristen doesn’t voice Mabel, Mabel Pines voices her instead

[@Keluio]

YES

[@aj5401]

YES

[@fritzbellinghausen340]

Same with louise in Bob's burgers

[@mynamesz81]

Yep

[@nimble_doughnut9757]

This is weird when she talks all I hear is Mabel 😂

[@ighvteluna8170]

Nimble_doughnut 97 sameee

[@thebabyfacedking7441]

Hassle

[@liamfeil2660]

Facts

[@kataroonski6927]

all I could hear was Jake jr lol

[@er_hunt]

I hear lou’ise

[@rzuuusagicollective1304]

I can only picture Mable when i hear her voice. Miss Gravity Falls 😔😔

[@iheartthighhighs9748]

Yea thats what i thought as soon as the video started

[@thebabyfacedking7441]

You mean Hassel whatshername

[@rzuuusagicollective1304]

Chris San ????

[@thebabyfacedking7441]

30 Rock

[@iboremytherapist]

@@iheartthighhighs9748 and also louise belcher!

[@christianfreedom-seeker934]

Great sarcasm! She looks like she dropped out of the 1940's with her clothes and hair style.

[@siddharthkrishnan3317]

That's why I clicked on it. I was curious how it was gonna go. She's great! Her voice is really great too!

[@kingdomkrook]

Yet, still attractive in a modern sense. I keep picturing her with an apron and mitts on while smelling a freshly baked pie. Like Little Debbie or Snow White.

[@sinabonz8108]

Especially when she did that sexy librarian voice

[@arthurpaes9694]

*1930s, i think you mean

[@lappelduvide4054]

@@arthurpaes9694 change the hair a bit and it could pass for 60s

[@sarah.s.flanagan]

“Now THAT joke is special because that joke is specifically for any Panda Bears who might be in the audience tonight.” Love her

[@katelynaquilo802]

Other people: love her in bobs burgers Me: omg she’s in toy story

[@Terrible_Peril]

She has done so much incredible VO work, acting, writing, comedy.

[@maxromero23]

She's in a lot of great stuff

[@spFOX-pz3fx]

Do you mean “wreck it Ralph”.

[@Terrible_Peril]

s.p.FOX ...do *you* mean “Sarah Silverman”?

[@rainbowheartz8445]

Barb in cloudy with a Chance of meatballs 2

[@vuyolwethu_m26]

All I could hear was Louise

[@ighvteluna8170]

Vuyolwethu Mtyapa I heard mable from gravity falls

[@ighvteluna8170]

Vuyolwethu Mtyapa mabel*

[@SoundBoss5150]

I couldn't. Louise is funny

[@Ttoby89]

@@SoundBoss5150 MYEHMYEHMYEH

[@wvu05]

Sarah Lynn?

[@c.i-n5295]

She pretended so well she became a mom. Kristen Schaal has some how evolved methodist acting

[@waynefeller8824]

Methodist acting? LMAO! What does religion have to do with it? Lol!

[@evangeline77x]

I genuinely cannot tell if that was intentional or an autocorrect fail..

[@SailHatinSoap]

Methodist acting 😭😂

[@patrickmanion9646]

But she has catholic tastes in humor.

[@AngryKittens]

"Is that a ghost, or a donkey, or a sandwich, or something?"

[@techfan7808]

wow. I love the crazy ride that This woman takes us on. Such dark places, it's hilarious.

[@junejj2127]

The first few seconds when the music is playing and she curtsies twice and the audience really shows how loved she is. This was hilarious

[@someguy1141]

Where's my Flight of The Concords fans?

[@TheLadyDelirium]

'Monday night is my night to cook'

[@chakrazulu2106]

#ganggang

[@macvspc]

Thank you! I remember those days :) first time I had ever seen her

[@jbaby007]

The Most Beautiful Girl

[@AlanMartinez-bj7kw]

Present

[@Gr8WhiTe1990]

She was great on Last Man On Earth.

[@juicymiss87]

I love that show!!!

[@SaintElmo8]

Janika Dennis did it get canceled? It hasn't came back on yet for a year...

[@Gr8WhiTe1990]

@@juicymiss87 Me too!

[@Gr8WhiTe1990]

@@SaintElmo8 Yeah it got cancelled. With such a cliffhanger of an ending for 4th season too :(

[@SaintElmo8]

Gr8WhiTe1990 awe I was really hoping that show would make it.

[@ameliaottenwalder2343]

all I hear is Sarah Lynn...now I'm sad

[@sandman_-ql2dg]

"That's too much man!"

[@HipsterMasochist]

And I'm sad again

[@isabelerhart9523]

@@HipsterMasochist Same i just finished Bojack

[@karlwittenburg5868]

Well, today I just heard an actress known for voicing 2 cartoon kids aged 12 and 8 use the term MILF referring to herself My life is complete

[@kylefauncd-davis9011]

Idk why the sexy librarian worked on me 🤣😭🙈🤤😍😍😍

[@devenroberts808]

Dude when she got all low with her voice I was like... wow

[@kylefauncd-davis9011]

@@devenroberts808 🤣 Big mood

[@babapambazuka2845]

b/c librarians are hawt

[@john02marsh]

Dude I thought I was only one

[@timothyhill32]

I met Kristin Schaal last night at the Tori Amos concert at the Greek theater in Los Angeles. I was in the merch line and I heard her voice. I look to my left and there she was. I introduced myself and she was so nice. We talked about her voice, shows, Tori's merch and the writer/actors strike. She was super nice and friendly

[@David-R.]

She's definitely crazy, and for that, I like her

[@AyratHungryStudent]

That's the first person who I love for their voice. Best voice ever!

[@mae8409]

I can only imagine Mabel doing this- 😂

[@ItsRight2JoinTheRebellion]

I don’t think she was trying to find your book. I think she was trying to find second base.

[@FloorManiac]

She has cool hair.

[@David-R.]

"woooo, where's your book? I wanna find book"

[@danbrockettDOP]

It's sad that someone so talented and quirky is only recognized by the vast number of posters here as the voice of an animated character. Okay, we get it, she's Mabel, big deal, it's a cartoon, granted a popular one. What about her genius turns on Last Man on Earth and 30 Rock??? Her stand up is consistently, bizarrely funny too. Forget Mabel, she's great with that character, but she's so much more.

[@oddrey5503]

Every time I hear her voice I just hear her in her iconic role as Darth Vader from the original trilogy

[@supersergio7617]

What?

[@LaPlantationculturalmanagement]

Genius, gifted talent, very good text, Rythm, surrealism, everything absolutely original… she is over the top, not only a voice, but a real unique talent ! 太棒了你❤真的特别有意思😂谢谢你🙏

[@prim6162]

"ls that a ghost, a donkey or a sandwich or what"?... how are those even in any way the same or look like lolest dead.

[@YovilleBossy]

she is so funny especially on 30 rock

[@erinmatilda8968]

i cant believe she’s 43! she looks so young

[@dothebartman9156]

This is probably close to 15 years old even though they posted recently

[@hosseinfaridnasr2778]

louise belcher has come really far in the comedy world, hasn't she?

[@aurahoneydew9607]

No not really. Most of the time remember that one obscure moment she had a set. She's alright but she's no Rachel Finestein or Cathleen Madigan.

[@BothHands1]

She's hilarious, i love her!! Women are just so much funnier than men

[@sneakerhead6988]

@@BothHands1 Woah woah woah, don’t get ahead of yourself lmao

[@aurahoneydew9607]

@@BothHands1 honestly no, female comedians don't have strive and style of the best, they don't even come close, that is male African American comedy since that is so layered, relatable, and funny as hell. There's female comedians who black but they're just female adjacent. That's why the best are black D.l hughley, Dave Chappelle, Godfrey.

[@andwhyheourple3774]

Danielle Spargo hold on-

[@sara-zb1ye]

if i close my eyes all i could see and think about was Mabel

[@aClockworkTomato]

Oh, my God! I love Kristen Schaal, but I didn't know she did stand-up! What a treat. 😆❤

[@killercaos123]

She’s one of my favorite comedians.

[@Poemwriter_Angelo]

She Also voiced Mabel from gravity falls and Sarah Lynn from bojack horseman

[@MrParanoiaAgent]

She's cute AND funny AND has one of the most memorable voices ever, like oh my god.

[@soljaboi911]

How can she so cute and so crazy at the same time?

[@poke_my_starfish780]

She's giving major Miranda July vibes! Love it!

[@derpythanos2613]

All I can hear is Mabel.. That's it

[@elsablue3646]

Laughed through the whole thing. Her librarian was the best

[@jayyyzeee6409]

She one of my favorites! So funny!!

[@contra_sandinista]

I freakin love this beautiful lady

[@jeffcomstock3164]

This woman is just too cute for words

[@macydanielsen5459]

The final curtsy killed me

[@LisaOutrequin]

The spirit of Josephine Baker--face, too

[@DexterKD]

She started playing randomly cause I had auto-play on... Suddenly, I just knew I recognised that voice!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Baby cage 🤣

[@HACHIAttack]

Mabel! We don't have much time, we have some mystery to do!

[@brecht9863]

2:33 The best impression of Stuart from The Big Bang Theory I've ever seen

[@yyg4632]

perfect mix between dark and cute humor

[@idolcruisefix71]

Yes, my book. It's over at the back corner of the basement floor of the library... We should walk there now. I always hold my back-pack in the front of my torso and pelvis like this.

[@jeffharbaugh8683]

Truly gifted.

[@miathaicha22]

She is my favorite character on Bob’s burgers

[@nunyadamnbidness2531]

Pretty sure shes everyone favorite

[@michaelpipkin9942]

It's crazy I didn't know her name. I never thought about it. I've always loved her though.

[@leecorleone]

She's got something that's just attractive about her in an unconventional way. Funny too.

[@tiarabhatia1052]

"I wanna find the book"

[@mrch33sehed93]

Great Friday content! 😂👍🔥🔥

[@MsFitVegan]

so good!!!!!!

[@ostinatogrotto4993]

whats the song that plays in the very beginning of the video?

[@butterbeans666]

Were you ever able to figure out what song it was?

[@hisroyalhighness8566]

If she took a time machine back to the 1920s she would fit right in!!

[@nmarrs8539]

I love this woman!

[@16handsoffunfunfun]

i love her

[@fionawilliams5477]

When she called herself a MILF I absolutely lost it. I was wheezing

[@zzzcocopepe]

That baby set was so damn funny. Take a freakin baby!

[@KeithStringer-oo7od]

She is so adorable you can't help it beautiful love you thank you always for making me laugh

[@ZhibinHong]

Sarah Lynn?! Is that you Sarah Lynn?!

[@jezebel324]

Oh my god i found Kristen on tv so many years ago- talk about a unique talent! She’s a great writer too, seriously she is one of a kind.

[@jennifercasarella4928]

She's just so original.

[@autodidacticartisan]

She's my spirit animal

[@OAKIE9531]

you are so cute and funny....love your sense of humor and you are my new celebrity crush

[@neghiethervil5606]

I loved her in Flight of the Concords...and Last Man on Earth.

[@metoo6247]

Loved her as the antagonist in the Conan-con battle.

[@sadturn1740]

Close your eyes and pretend the character you hear is performing, it immaculate

[@nukleyar]

That first bit that started out funny insane but eventually ended in a crime, that's fucking clever as shit.

[@kingmob1972]

Adorable!!!!❤

[@paultravis3249]

She's a beautiful and talented young lady. I am VERY proud of her

[@sunsetsoul3460]

Mabel, you're funny! 😂😂😂

[@berika2018]

Hazel from 30 rock! Now I remember!

[@thomastruant8837]

Why do I have the sudden urge to find a new book to read

[@donovanweeks5050]

Goddamnit her voice is in everything

[@dsears266]

I did not realize she was who she was. I've loved her comedy and never associated her acting to her comedy

[@SeymourPettigrew]

I love her!!!

[@janeydarkheir7906]

How she stood like an imbecile when she said "I have this baby". Hahaha

[@HarendraKapur]

Just the funniest person on the whole planet

[@wenduralph8256]

She freaking sounds exactly like Louise, lol, wow😂💖

[@BlackoutCYANIDE]

My wifee😍😍

AyyDeeHD no it ain’t

[@skyluke9476]

that's my mom

[@native307]

That's my husband

[@johnathanpiffington4413]

Classy lady

[@jamieanderson8489]

"Panda Bear" now I know 😆

[@goodegggreg8189]

Love her

[@kylerbelshaw1465]

OKAY SHE IS LITERALLY MABEL!

[@forkybros3018]

Who knew Mabel Pines would be such a great comedian

[@charcoal386]

Freak. I love her

[@keenanpather]

I can only picture Mable 😂

[@yyg4632]

shes the best

[@kw9568]

Lol!!!! Find that book. 😅😅😅

[@lizzylu4660]

This was on point. Holy sh*t

[@russelllong9924]

Gorgeous eyes and sweet voice

[@mahdyarisadhono1536]

I can hear sarah lynn