Kristen Schaal: "I Speak Many Languages, Including the Language of Sex” - Stand-Up Compilation

Get to know Kristen Schaal from seven jokes about her boyfriend, her parents and her multilingual abilities.
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[@paulciampo2104]

The hair, the awkwardness... This woman is a modern national treasure haha

[@keiraeditsstuff]

Hearing the voice of Mabel Pines make dirty jokes is- um- an experience

[@michael_thq]

Its so nice of Louise Belcher to take some time off her busy schedule to Voice Kristen Schaal.

[@-ji2hr]

🤣

[@shadywiskerz]

That’s definitely something Louise would say too 😂

[@parker-boy98]

I first heard her as Mabel Pines.

[@Harvester88]

The bit with the parents was HILARIOUS.

[@deathybrs]

No kidding... talk about making your parents regret coming to your show! I have this headcanon where EVERY time her parents come to the show, they get a DIFFERENT outrageous story told about them.

[@Princessofthelake]

She has a vintage style and I love it.

[@katystanley2539]

Love her so much 🥰 from playing Mel, on flight of the conchords, to everything she has done since! I got to be her server at a restaurant I worked at a few years back! I was star struck 🥰😂 She was so nice, and even reminded me that I had asked for a picture with her before she left! Her family is super nice too!

[@justinpitonzo8988]

Stop bothering the customers and run your food.

[@miahconnell23]

@@justinpitonzo8988 😂🤣😂🤣

[@nzstjohnthebaptist]

So, were they her actual parents?

[@minecraftempirechallenge5696]

Never heard Mabel from Gravity Falls say penis so many times

[@hannahpickles4825]

Oh wow I can't believe she did that to her parents 😂

[@Tht1Gy]

Are those her real parents? Or just some ppl she hired? I couldn't make up my mind. 😼

[@glenacord]

@@Tht1Gy Her dad looks a LOT like her so I vote for "real parents"!

[@jasonjohnson4803]

I love it when 'Louise Belcher' does comedy. Truly appreciates her style.

[@justinpitonzo8988]

I like when Louise Belcher is a vampire on wwdits

[@SB-gx9jj]

Don’t you mean Harley Quinn?

[@ReallyRobEgan]

​@@SB-gx9jj No, clearly Mabel Pines

[@shannyn85]

I was listening to this without looking at it and I all kept picturing was Louise Belcher talking..

[@victorsmith7172]

No fr I'm driving and this came on and I'm like that's Louise 😂

[@s.s2943]

Kind of disturbing, isn’t it? 🤣🤣🤣

[@jessetreadway5249]

You think about a child talking about sex? Wtf...

[@hugeuglygorillaz9599]

I've got kids so all I'm hearing is Mabel from Gravity Falls

[@gofres]

Loved her in the Concords and Last Man, haven't seen her stand up until this and just love her. She's such and adorable and adorable doofus 😂

[@iim4xii129]

I can't unsee Mabel Pines saying those first 10 seconds...

[@-_-SpongeBob]

Mable from "gravity falls" ?

[@barrettpickett5603]

How did catacombs not work out. It sounds like a great business idea. And would be a great commercial for Wednesday.

[@Hayyyward]

I would open a church store just for dogs and call it Dogma. Of course it would always have a history of fighting with the other dog church stores in the area.

[@lorribishop4801]

I live in Portland and was seriously considering how great of an idea that is when she said it 😂😂

[@abrahamnakuumba4867]

Louise is that you???? nah Thats Mabel

[@toddboughn5168]

Pasta/anti-pasto reactions will power our starships in the future.

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

I'm always trolled by the fact that she's a cutie but also voices several animated children =_=

[@antoniodominguezjr4734]

I don’t understand the “but” part of your comment.

[@GabeThaGoober]

@@antoniodominguezjr4734 dude is saying that he thinks of children when he thinks of her or at when he hears the voice

[@Tht1Gy]

I LOVE her brand of goofy!

[@dustindawind7418]

No wonder she's so cool , with parents like that.👏👏👏

[@rc4688]

I'm flatulent in 6 languages.

[@RICKONORATO]

Ohhh, now I get it. Mel from Flight of the Conchords was working the comedy circuit in New York and stalking Bret and Jemaine in her free time. Makes sense now.

[@ryanstewart116]

I have such a huge crush on her 😅

[@TheJp10000]

You too?!

[@ryanstewart116]

@@TheJp10000 I have quirky/nerdy type lol

[@Danny_Fantasy]

Oh gosh. All I hear is Mabel Pines and I don't know how to feel anymore. Lol

[@hagenohea]

So funny and soo cute!

[@martkell6469]

I was just keeping still, is brilliant. DEEP.

[@Owl-of-Minerva]

Mabel Pines is a brilliant stand up.

[@jennyballentine158]

She’s so funny, I love how she makes fun of weirdos by being a weirdo.

[@Tht1Gy]

I don't think she "is making fun of weirdos". I think she is making fun of you "normies" with her goofyness.

[@TamaraKane]

​@@Tht1Gywhy not both? 😜

[@007NowOnline]

*She was so funny in the TV series The Last Man On Earth. I hope they will bring that show back one day and/or make a sequel series.*

[@dreamulator]

she is the best thing since sliced bread

[@spencerkagen1386]

Think you misspelled Betty White

[@NeonDeion109]

I wasn't prepared for Mabel to hit puberty yet 😢

[@user-gl2ps6ui8p]

Haha! She’s so funny!

[@Ajuntapall]

She…is…the…best! 😂

[@sweetpea775]

I looove yooou Woman you never seize to get me gut hurting laughs n brightness thank you for doing what you do

[@Masakari6]

Cease*

[@sebbedelle]

Oh I love that girl

[@parker-boy98]

Kristen is equal parts cute and funny! ❤

[@staceycameron4157]

I could not love this woman more. If I was a lesbian, and she was too, I would so go for her ♥

[@heatherrobinson4460]

You really said a mouthful! Oddly, I know exactly what you meant.

[@RichWeigel]

"You did him didn't ya mom?" Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[@robertb.7772]

I looked her up, because I wanted to know if she sounds like Sarah Lynn in real life - and she totally does 😄😄😄

[@randomisthekey]

mabel be going crazy💀

[@danieldougan269]

I worked for a major health insurance company, and I can assure you they did not want to cover anything to help the penis. ED medications? Not covered. Sex therapy? Not covered. I once had to tell a customer on the phone that there was nothing he could do to get the insurance company to cover ED mediation...that it was a "hard exclusion." I didn’t even realize the double entendre.

[@andrehinds4804]

MABEL! 🌠

[@llebbkish5257]

I never knew she does stand-up....glad she's just as awkward in real life

[@wallacewimmer5191]

😂

[@sevenstarsasmr]

❤

[@norma6696]

SHE HAS A LISP!!!!!!

[@sarahkayeye433]

That was not French 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrisjones4702]

Is this The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel live show?

[@Statickification]

She's so cute.

[@stevend1420]

That's so crazy she's from Longmont.

[@amyadams9970]

Mabel and Louse would be a great Stand Up conedian

[@kimblers]

She is so cute.

[@lanikaiith]

everyone's talking about louise and mabel, but WHAT ABOUT SARAH LYNN????

[@philipcoriolis6614]

this ain't my Doctor Who.

[@robertfsullivan1756]

Haha

[@brianingwersen7182]

🌹❤️💋

[@user-oo1wq8kb8k]

Did she voice Mabel from gravity falls?

[@PinoyBowlerGS92]

Yes

[@Ask_Jake]

crazy that Mable Pines is also a great comedian!

[@bellygunnermusic]

genius

[@SnarkierThan-U-R]

So are you related to Dick Schaal?

[@huntmine2343]

Cannot NOT listen and hear Sarah Lynn (Bojack Horseman) and Mable (Gravity Falls)

[@csnide6702]

😍

[@barnscourt9721]

Gravity Falls ❤

[@noelhutchins7366]

Does she make her own dresses?

[@DanielESmith-iz7lx]

Is it fair to say the jokes are funny. She is attractive. And that dress is very nice.

[@imnugget8085]

Andu did em

[@jonwilson695]

And they say comedy channels count... 😜

[@badbenito]

Catacombs.

[@ghoulish_goth5977]

Mabel?

[@sweetpea775]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DLOGKCALB]

That is not Linda and Bob 🤔

[@jamiewah]

its so strange hearing sex jokes in mabel's voice

[@jenniferorot842]

Mabel and Sarah lynn

[@J3llyBean423]

AVP hey / nice hair / never mind /

[@pablodmdp]

Aubrey plaza can’t hold a candle to this lady sorry 🕯️

[@BrandonOsborn404]

Her outfits are perfection.

[@dtschuor459]

Agree!❤

[@NoName-dn8nv]

Can see why southpark let her go

[@Jim-tv2tk]

Trash talking your husband is real funny...

[@charlesmoore1980pure]

Deon Cole much with the jokes on paper 🤔

[@TCthaCrisis]

And Tyler Craig

[@tofurkys]

@@TCthaCrisis you two gonna make out now?

[@charlesmoore1980pure]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You OBVIOUSLY want to, here you go 😘 🤣🤣💀🤡

[@user-yx6mq1ex2z]

Haldol is the only way I know how to do this and it will have to do you too🎉and I will have to double up with you. You are the best I have ever had in my life 💓 You have been so good at my games ; I'm yours and I love you very much 💖 and the shadows are gone by so I hope that you are ready for mercy on Feb 1st to make love best in zion and try and stop loving you remember how to make your own homemade cake for your own favorite foods and how much fun it will have to do you.

[@jeffreyhughes7107]

That was not French…

[@dakotacarpenter7702]

is she making fun of female comedians who overly sexualize themselves, or is she a female comedian who overly sexualizes herself?

[@robertkemp5362]

She needs to start an only fans and stop playing

[@fookoff9220]

Still yet to find a female "comedian" that doesn't immediately talk about sex and/or genitals. How stunning and brave

[@ZomBMarketing]

Not Funny At All.........

[@brandonly27]

I don't know why every woman comedian I see talks about nothing but sex. As much as guys think about it, they seem to have better material.

[@TCthaCrisis]

Oh no.. Paper numbered jokes taken from Deon Cole and Tyler Craig... Amy Schumer has been reincarnated??

[@Mo1683]

She’s still a Female “Comic”?

[@Havanorange]

This would be a lot better with some funny jokes.

[@GabeThaGoober]

Nah this was not it! Can we talk about how every female comedian has to make all their jokes about sex! I mean that last one got a little incesty

[@rahmigenis9092]

Not funny

[@user-tq6hj8bh9y]

When is the funny stuff?

[@velonicatgmaildotcom]

A walking mammoth with a voice Bart Simpson laced out... it's not funny anymore sister.