BRIGHT IS BASICALLY ZOOTOPIA

[@jaredjenkins99]

Ohhhh, so Bright isn't an allegory for race relations in America, it's an allegory for Zootopia. I get it now.

[@factbeaglesarebest]

It’s actually not allegory for either. It isn’t about police treatment of African Americans or poor folks, it’s a semi sarcastic fun representation of fantasy tropes including authority and its relationship with submissed groups. Just as orcs in Tolkien’s world can be observed as individuals corrupted by the industrial era...

[@antediluvianspy1708]

@@factbeaglesarebest More people need to think like this.

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

Fact: Beagles Are Best This movie would’ve been super helped if they didn’t make orcs dress up like ganstas. The costume design put on surface-level allegory that really doesn’t work in the movie’s favor.

[@kuivia]

@@antediluvianspy1708 sucks when you're too stupid to do that tho :/

[@ch3ckm813]

Fact: Beagles Are Best I’m pretty sure I read an interview someone (sorry I don’t remember where) but IIRC the writer definitely said it was showing some racial issues.

[@alt_jungle9377]

"Hi am I on the air?" "You are on the air" *"BUSH DID 9..."* "NOOO"

[@zekelandowner5029]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats the part that took me out

[@purpleknight1396]

“Oh is he the only orc cop? Really?!” “Oh so this is like Zootopia” I DIDN’T EXPECT THAT I LAUGHED SO HARD WTF

[@graceyjeff1341]

"He was talking about real fairies, not being homophobic." i actually laughed lmaoo

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

I died at "are they allowed to get married?" lol

[@themimsy]

One time when I was like 10 I got in trouble for calling a boy a fairy, but I wasn't doing it in a homophobic way at all lol. The guy was acting all princess-y or whatever and literally trying to joke about being a magical princess and I made the comparison and the teacher sent me out of the classroom. People are such snowflakes.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@themimsy Okay...

[@themimsy]

@@DeathnoteBB what?

[@sunmi2539]

Lmao

[@chefpanda8625]

“PARTNER NO!” Is the most unintentionally funny line ever

[@angeld1032]

Sometimes I forget I’m here for the commentary not the movie and I start thinking “why are these people talking through the movie damn.”

[@PrettyMuchIt]

hehehe

[@hozairibrahimkhail5995]

Im here for their commentary and not the movie

[@xanderdoesnt]

@@hozairibrahimkhail5995 Yes.

[@coldspaghetti9372]

@@hozairibrahimkhail5995 Same

[@airsickemu5809]

You should be here for the commentary. Not the movie

[@dreamsofanother]

Y’all are seriously one of the most underrated channels on KZbin 😂 I can repeatedly rewatch episodes and still laugh as hard as I did the first time I saw it

[@PrettyMuchIt]

Thanks so much!!

[@floatytheshark4794]

Agreed!

[@SPACEHARICE]

Right???? and its literally just guys talking over a movie we've found entertainment in the worst thing to happen while watching a movie

[@IgnorantBoot]

Yeah no matter how many times I watch their Harry Potter commentary, Dumbledore asking Harry if Jenny was "open for business" fucking kills me everytime.

[@darksidegaming1851]

Ikr,the It:chapter two is definitely one of my fav. From “the space vagina” to saying Andys cameo was Stephen and Stephens cameo was Andy

[@vicenteortegarubilar9418]

Once you go dark....lord. You never go back.......lord.

[@rocknrollbodybuilder]

Once you go dark...lord. You never go back...ward

[@catoticneutral]

once you go dark you never go bark

[@JC-ev2ns]

THEY CHOSE EVIL BRO

[@trainwreck7125]

And we’ll never be ROYALS

[@darksidegaming1851]

Ur out of luck once you’ve gone duck

[@RikuVA]

I feel like every movie since I Am Legend, Will Smith has found a way to incorporate a Shrek reference haha

[@PrettyMuchIt]

I mean, can you blame him?

[@Brandflakes45RC]

Pretty Much It When he impersonated donkey in I Am Legend, I was like wtf? I've grown to appreciate it though.

[@videogamenostalgia]

*I L I K E S H R E K*

[@Igetbread]

brandflakes45 he’s a man of culture my friend

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@Brandflakes45RC Also had it playing in the TV.

[@veganvampire95]

5:05 my favourite thing is Eric really reluctantly admitting to things being cool in shitty movies

[@PrettyMuchIt]

hehehehe

[@dylanleff373]

movie was not bad tbh

[@graysonlangfilm]

PARTNER NO

[@PrettyMuchIt]

PARTNER NOOOOOO

[@KipomoVideos]

sophieglang every time Jacob goes to kiss Eric

[@LiveLongArtProsper]

"Hey, am I on the air?" EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. you did this bit I laughed

[@sarahbonder731]

every time it happened i laughed harder lol

[@logan735]

"shrek exists, and will smith has seen it" does anyone remember that scene in i am legend

[@logan735]

OMG LMAO I WATCHED THIS WHEN IT CAME OUT

[@graceyjeff1341]

"PARTNER NO!" wtf my dude 😂 you'd think he'd know his name by now lmao

[@HiperPivociarz]

I think that's fine. I think it's in character for Jakoby, he is really passionate about being a cop, but clearly very out of his depth, so I can see him calling his partner "partner", because he thinks that's the proper way to refer to your cop partner.

[@bart-wt6yz]

@@HiperPivociarz ok

[@brandonktemple]

“So this is like Zootopia” *[roaring laughter at that FUCKING amazing golden joke]*

[@trauntualafigghtetr6209]

ok

[@PrettyMuchIt]

LMAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[@gringuskhan7184]

Yeah the joke was almost as funny as your zinger of a joke

[@AlecDouglas]

Lost it at Miles randomly insulting that one magic force guy before he even did anything

[@dalekcaan99]

This is one of those unfortunate properties that has an absolutely amazing concept, but should be a series rather than a film

[@allendrake6960]

This absolutely makes more sense as a miniseries concept. Flesh out the characters more before big, climactic moments, explain the world better, allow for character dynamics to be more defined, etc. I'm not a fan of Ayer's films, but I would've had a lot more confidence in this if it were presented as a show.

[@imsadlol4528]

it’s not an amazing concept lmaoo it’s literally just zootopia

[@astrojimmothy1859]

Bright only achieves the exact level of Zootopia-ness when it gets its own erotic fan base

[@verylostdoommarauder]

Furries started around 1980

[@dragonborn5832]

Sad that they didn't have a screen writer for the movie, and the world building was terrible, this movie could've been something:(

[@factbeaglesarebest]

World building is typically terrible in movies. And the movie was quite good it’s a combination of merging fantasy with modern societal aspects, sarcasm, and using this to be both funny and fun.

[@notquitedovahkiin6243]

@@factbeaglesarebest That's not exactly true. Every single film with sci-fi or fantasy elements and a modicum of success has solid world-building; it's an essential part of the process. Examples are Children of Men, any Guillermo Del Toro film, Kingsman, Jon Wick, Zootopia, Treasure Planet, District 9, the first Pirates of the Caribbean. World-building can't be written off, especially in any urban fantasy setting which is contending with similar stories like Artemis Fowl, Shadowrun, and Hellboy - which are all extremely well crafted. Bright just relied too much on fantasy cameos rather than actual fantasy. It's an okay popcorn flick, but it's more of an Eragon than a Lord of the Rings.

[@allendrake6960]

@@factbeaglesarebest Describing what it consists of as a premise on a technical level isn't explaining why it's good.

[@alexandriapoole]

"Hi. Long time listener, first time caller am I on the air?" "You're on the air. Do you have any questions about the movie BRIGHT?" "Bush did 9/11!!!" 😂😂😂 played that back 5 times.

[@fruitgh0st]

I want nothing more than to be in this group of friends

[@PrettyMuchIt]

TOO BAD NO NERDS ALLOWED LMAO

[@horseFraiser123]

ThatMonkeyEmperor Twitch.tv/thatmonkeyemperor yeah but If they become friends with everyone who’s going to pay to pretend they’re watching a movie with them? 😂😂

[@fruitgh0st]

:(

[@user-td1un2nq4c]

me, you go and watch movies with them like a true pal and then at 3 AM when the loneliness sets in you buy out their entire stock.

[@slimemonger]

I'm shocked at how much Eric knows about early 2000s young adult fantasy novels.

[@kickass3100]

“He’s like a finger that got cut off the hand, he’s dead to us!” Just realized how funny and stupid that line is.LOL!

[@Solo_Videos]

I am so sad with how poorly this movie was executed. The idea is incredible! I wanted to love this movie! But it lacked any real direction, it didn’t know what it wanted to be because it wanted to be too much at the same time.

[@extremelyonline]

8:16 holy shit that synced up perfectly

[@KaregoAt]

Unironically the centaurs are the coolest and I'm mad there's not more of them in the movie. I want more centaurs!!!

[@lonely_crash2059]

This and I am Legend are connected...Will Smith mentions Shrek

[@PrettyMuchIt]

holy HECK

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Shrek is universal.

[@angelmendoza3759]

If Shrek exist in their world would it be a racist take on orgs or would it be a beloved masterpiece as it is today??

[@factbeaglesarebest]

Orgs? Do you mean ogres? Wtf are you even talking about

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@sethmp333 ..but Shrek is an ogre...

[@crayon884]

It’s a documentary

[@mspaintlive8995]

The concept is super cool but it was executed so badly

[@shitpostheavy]

MS PAINT LIVE even the concept is so overdone

[@V_Pranker]

Kraft Punk is that you?

[@barbaro267]

I disagree but it's all cool.

[@weiyin8046]

TitaNetwork urban fantasy is a pretty overdone film genre

[@weiyin8046]

TitaNetwork i guess it kinda depends what you class as urban fantasy. if you just choose the bright like _urban_ urban kinda stuff it’s admittedly lower but really the definition is just ‘fantasy world and real word intersect’ so stuff like twilight and like urban horror fantasy count too

[@carlosflores-gaytan1589]

"Basically Zootopia" was my first thought about it too

[@mexicant90]

Carlos Flores-Gaytan Expect not as unique or clever

[@undertaker0079]

you need therapy bro :/

[@PrettyMuchIt]

I mean c'mon.

[@barbaro267]

I really want the sequel to have more of the Magic Force elf guy. He was awesome in this film, but he didn't have too much of a part. Also, more centaur cops please!

[@ZarHakkar]

Centaur? I want dwarves!

[@QWEStudios]

3:06 Lmfao that pause of realization

[@PrettyMuchIt]

😱

[@noellemarie1450]

Acam: all cops are mustached

[@thejunksynchronhero]

I like this alternate universe where every cop has a mustache instead of every cop being bald.

[@mettatonex7221]

"Hi, long-time listener, first time caller." "Hello. What do you have to say about the movie Bright?" "EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMS-*click*" "NO!"

[@k8ieedits]

i already watched on patreon but i gotta give you the views you deserve

[@PrettyMuchIt]

Well hey thanks!!

[@Egginatr]

you can watch? I thought it was only audio files

[@becar4213]

katie edits I legit love your edits and watch pretty much it religiously. Small world

[@k8ieedits]

@@becar4213 okay i randomly came to watch this video again bc i just love watching their videos and i never got a notification BUT HEY THANK YOU!!!

[@k8ieedits]

@@Egginatr it is but you sync it with the movie so like yeah....

[@caulinwhitewater4118]

11:54 to the “tell the truth” was amazing

[@itsexorelay6979]

Can I say that in the beginning when they're rapping, I heard him say Critical Role and I was so happy

[@brandonktemple]

I FW THAT DAVID DUCHOVNY JOKE. Choked on my damn water.😂

[@PrettyMuchIt]

Such a great actor !

[@MacKenzieJewell]

I beg of you guys to make a video about tusk, it’s the perfect movie to make a video on

[@PrettyMuchIt]

We'll add it to the list, thanks for the rec!

[@MacKenzieJewell]

Pretty Much It YAYYY!!!

[@brock985]

Oh my god that would be absolutely perfect

[@theactionisthejuice2146]

And then the sequel...maybe

[@ccampbell5551]

Holy shit, that would be everything I've ever wanted.

[@nauticalusbear1370]

Know this came out a while ago but them talkin bout Artemis Fowl makes me like this channel even more

[@Blacksage12]

Wasn't expecting an Artemis Foul reference, but I was pleasantly surprised

[@PrettyMuchIt]

What do you think of the casting for the upcoming AF movie? I'm mixed...

[@Blacksage12]

Pretty Much It I'm with you on the mixed feelings. The fact that they have some fairly new people in main character roles is a little concerning .The changes to some characters are strange, but I'm not surprise with how things are now a days. They're mashing the first two books together to make one film so the character development and story will suffer too probably.

[@antigrav6004]

Pretty Much It are they finally making that? I remember they had it announced back in 03.

[@benszemerenyi7113]

Pretty Much It not sure about Judi Dench as the misogynistic chainsmoker that is Commander Root

[@weiyin8046]

Pretty Much It OH MY GOD I COULD RANT ABOUT THE MOVIE ALL FUCKING DAY. really? you’re really going to make root female? i get wanting to show that women can be powerful too or whatever the fuck but a whole part of holly’s arc is that she’s the first female cop in the unit and she’s constantly underestimated because of it. And y’all are gonna make the eurasian character black? as if asians don’t get enough roles already. also you’re really going to make holly a fucking TEENAGER go absolutely FUCK YOURSELF and i’ve seen some stuff saying they’re going to make artemis a happy charismatic kid what the FUCK bro artemis is a little fucking dipshit for like a good chunk of the series. anyway yeah i have no faith in that film.

[@ARizo-vv5dp]

I honestly thought Bright was a joke movie I guess I was wrong

[@lightningsmurf1]

you should do commentary on "Big Mouth" or "The Babysitter"

[@RazzleRyan]

The "Bush did 9/11!" bit got me everytime it came up.

[@MMCLLC7]

"I want an homage to pursuit of happyness" ... "Tell de troot"

[@pierogilover01]

years later rewatching this i just noticed the john landis joke at 4:46 😭😭

[@apotsmokinjedi]

4:45 "You can't show me a helicopter in a Landis production and not get me angry okay." DAMN

[@slimy_sacks6719]

This trio has given me stitches over the countless re-watches of this video

[@Brooklyn-dm8zn]

We need this whole crew for all videos from now on please

[@QWEStudios]

5:45 *Which one is David Decaughny?* LMAO

[@PrettyMuchIt]

YOU TELL ME

[@alexandersmith7061]

David Ayer is the definition of somebody who doesn’t know what a gangster is. If you don’t understand what I mean, let me break it down for you: Fake Gangster: raps and has gold chains Real Gangster: Dresses well and (for better or for worst) actually does something with their lives

[@Ashley-db7jf]

I love how the beginning of each video basically starts with a rap

[@thedjames97]

Everyone hates this movie but I don’t really mind it. On paper this idea is crazy and yet it kinda worked which on its own is pretty impressive.

[@AndyJP]

Yeah it wasn't bad, and there will be a sequel so maybe they have a better idea of what worked/didn't work to make the next one better.

[@notquitedovahkiin6243]

It really isn't that crazy an idea. Urban fantasy has always been around but it's very uncommon that something dives fully into the tropes. Even Bright didn't dive in as much as it should've. Just take a look at the Shadowrun series if you want a prime example of good urban fantasy that does this.

[@Gladysthehomunculus]

On paper it's extremely generic and boring. Nothing crazy or unique about this plot at all.

[@stickginge]

I don’t think everyone hates it, it’s just if you ever try to defend why you like it people will come down on you harder then a meteor into a planet

[@Merilirem]

This movie was amazing. I don't care what people think because if you didn't like this movie your not me. I mean im not saying its some masterpiece but damn is it fun to watch. I only wish they would have gone further with it, but its a perfect first movie in a second string trilogy. I enjoyed this more than the better half of the marvel cinematic universe. I actually have to think to find movies that i liked more. Infinity Wars i did enjoy a lot, Thor 3 too. I still might choose this over them if i had to watch a movie i had seen though. The flaws honestly don't matter because it made me happy and thats enough for a movie to be good in my book. Your book can of course say something else. I can only speak for my book. I would recommend this as something they might enjoy but i wouldn't be upset if they didn't. Thats the kind of movie this is. I mean i love Sky High too but i understand people not liking it and i can even understand why.

[@maxgr33n]

"this rollercoaster keeps going up" Me: its a fucking elevator then!!!!

[@dylanlee4793]

Its an ork cop thing

[@hannahk7941]

Please watch Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London

[@jonathandavis1616]

I’m gonna have to call 9-1-1, because that rap in the beginning was fire!!!🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Wertsir]

6:22 I legit thought Will Smith was going to pull his mustache off Spy Kids style.

[@heelmoxley365]

We kinda got a pre curser to Perfect Person podcast in this😂😂

[@isaacjones6323]

This movie is a cross between Zootopia and Artemis Fowl

[@harrisons62]

Isaac Jones you basically said what the guys said in the movie very original.

[@Tommycraft9925]

But only with the Artemis Fowl books. The movie was rubbish

[@dramamine6199]

I've been binge watching you guys' videos all day, each one makes me laugh!

[@theepoopydoodoo]

14:32 "Shrek exists and Will Smith has seen it" potential reference to I Am Legend?

[@JoseDKira11]

“This is a rip off of Artemis Fowl”....damn considering what Disney did to it XD I’d say this is WAY better than Artemis Fowl lol

[@elephantpowerproductions]

6:32 OH MY GOD THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS ROLE AS GENIE!

[@amsardina11]

Loved this! But Cars 2 was pretty dope, I think it could have been mentioned at least a 3rd time 11:23

[@PrettyMuchIt]

Next time we’ll mentioned it three times.

[@cozybones4644]

Hey, am I on the air?

[@justenditall6367]

Bush did 9/11

[@thegeniusgamer4436]

No you’re on the internet

[@dagooberrsmeeech3057]

You guys should watch zathura

[@DeltaCressida]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes! I want to see them react to that! My childhood film

[@rektedreplays9783]

@@DeltaCressida its not as good as the original jumanji

[@acnbk]

"You can't show me a helicopter on a Landis production" lmaoooooooooooooo

[@PrettyMuchIt]

😠

[@rae1500]

“Shred exists and will knows about it” uHMM I am legend! Lol, he basically quotes all of donkeys parts in that movie.

[@Max25670]

0:13 Wait, the studio is called Trigger Warning Entertainment?!

[@wireoneunplugged]

3:09 kills me every time

[@Rekabeck352]

Yes mate so happy to have a new vid

[@Laurenjoinsyoutube]

This movie felt like it had 5 different plots to me they couldn’t decide on hah

[@SeppukuAddict]

I thought 11:23 was the Windows XP error sound effect and I got hit by a metric shit tonne of nostalgia for a second

[@mirandaa6551]

i literally flinched from shock when i clicked on the thumbnail and read the last half of the title

[@Spookywoods369]

cops actually have to be clean shaven in most places. thats why them all having moustaches is accurate

[@jager297_]

I love your guys commentary's!! Keep them coming!

[@PrettyMuchIt]

New one every week!

[@bellecass]

Hopefully when i get a job, I’ll be able to purchase the full version of these tracks, because you guys are great! 💕

[@needyverse]

I cannot believe you made an Artemis Fowl reference, I knew I loved this channel.

[@laurafayehp]

2:38 I thought he said furrys 😂 😂

[@themimsy]

This is Zootopia except the orc is both Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde

[@enbytoon]

The perfectly cut David Duchovny joke is really underrated it makes me cry every time

[@gamemaster613]

PARTNER NOOOOOO!!! 😂😂😂

[@liljuulmane5379]

This is the funniest commentary I’ve heard from you guys lmao

[@JAYTHEBEAST2]

"So this is like zootopia" Yes, basically, but a rated R zootopia.

[@Lisa-cj9cd]

I love how this isn’t the only movie where Will Smith references Shrek (I Am Legend)

[@Drix_Star]

Is this the sequel to "I am Legend" because Shrek exists in this universe

[@radraandyy4536]

"Is she an elf or a person?" "She's actually Margot Robbie."

[@wespapes2054]

Was so excited to see this film, but this is better.

[@PrettyMuchIt]

DAMN RIGHT

[@Rrcdo]

4:46 “you can’t show me a helicopter in a Landis production.” Oh my fucking god lmao this is why I rewatch these videos

[@m_gwb]

I love it when you guys burst into songs

[@dashannberrios722]

"Hi, am I on the air???" "....No?"

[@milescontreras502]

"Is she an Elf or a Person?" "She's "

[@andy7805]

"hi i am long time listener and first time caller am i on the air" i lost my shit lmao

[@jasontodd8028]

I need to get around and watch this. I heard lots of reviews say it isn’t good but i still want to watch it

[@fartvader84yearsago8]

Movie is not bad tbh, it's kinda simplistic in the fantasy department but i enjoyed it nonetheless.

[@jasontodd8028]

Neat

[@liam_j_mason476]

The funny thing is that I also watched this on a plane and also saw only an hour because of falling asleep 😂

[@thereforeiyam]

I always have to prepare myself for these fresh beats 😂

[@PrettyMuchIt]

You can never be fully prepared.

[@renomccrow3884]

I’d gladly listen to the first 40 seconds on loop just to hear that beautiful song, better than all current artists to date.

[@bunniey3290]

I got on Patreon like two weeks ago, but finally subbed on here because of this episode because Sim Theme Park was brought up, good shit