MOST OF THE HARRY POTTER SERIES MAKES NO SENSE

[@lucifersatani7446]

If you remember in the 1st book the Weasley twins enchant snowballs to hit the back of Quirril's turban. That means they were hitting Voldemort all through out winter

[@aoife08619]

Reason #394 why the books make it better

[@joekaput747]

Just a little cut-a-way in that first movie would've been enough

[@hikawagetsbitches]

true heroes

[@jenicdarling9690]

And he had to be quiet to not cause attention, or maybe the teacher had to make noises to cover up any surprise noises voldermort made. I wonder if the teacher could feel it too?

[@lilgod3132]

thats why one of em died

[@lucasorlando99]

Okay no lie growing up I thought moaning myrtle was also played by Daniel Radcliffe in drag

[@joshmoores4492]

Lucas Pigliavento what a comment

[@ravensorros9064]

Wait she isn’t?

[@alexysese1437]

As a kid I thought Myrtle was a dead relative of Harry’s which is why they looked alike

[@hildaaskar544]

EXACTLY THEY HAD NO BUSINESS MAKING THEM LOOK THAT MUCH ALIKE

[@randomedits773]

Fun fact, the actor for Myrtle was pretty old when she acted in the movie.

[@ericanishe]

“boy harry would have nothing if not for his boy who lived thing” well ummm he’d have...parents

[@parkchimmin7913]

That and he’d still be rich. Seriously, Harry Potter came from a wicked rich family. First member of the Potter family, Linfred, made a heck ton of money off selling potions like “skele-grow” or pepper potion”. Time skip and you have Fleamont Potter, Harry’s grandfather, creating Sleekeazy’s hair potion and, again, making a fortune off of it. If James and Lily were still alive, they could still make a lot more money.

[@JaveriaYousuf]

Ok that's actually sad

[@ITACHI98ish]

I mean if you swapped Harry and Neville Lily and James would be in the hospital his whole life so he'd probably end up in the same place. Or maybe with Sirius.

[@StottOnTheDot]

He’s also a great Quidditch player so there’s that too

[@MultiDiceman]

yeah but most wizards have those

[@kenyakia4374]

37:47 The disrespect in Harry kissing Cho two feet away from a picture of Cedric is WILD.

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

Bruh I read that as "Harry kissing Cho's two feet" and started wondering when Tarantino directed a Harry Potter movie

[@equinoxswine9132]

While she's currently crying about his death lol

[@JennaLovesPickles28]

They have no respect for Harry Potter the Musical

[@Takaichi666-]

@@equinoxswine9132she cried Harry said “I can help you get over it”

[@SimBol1216]

Nothing like cucking your ex-rival in hell

[@nunya2587]

Harry is what all jock sterotypes hope to be. He's a legacy admission. Made varsity freshman year, even though he never heard of the game and first years aren't allowed to play. Consistent special treatment. Famous the minute he steps on campus. Marries his best friends little sister. Becomes a cop.

[@CousinBowling]

Lol I love this comment.

[@parkchimmin7913]

OH SHIT

[@patriot459]

Hahahahhahahaa becomes a cop

[@parkchimmin7913]

patriot459 Wait, is “Harry” basically the wizard equivalent of a “Chad”?

[@CaiusAureliusCotta]

"first years aren't allowed to play" Actually, the rule is first years can't own broomsticks. They are allowed to play, but is rare to be chosen to House's team.

[@pettysaltblock9358]

HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THESE TIMESTAMPS 8:21 27:12 30:02 30:14 30:32 48:04

[@mattlewis2809]

SixSidedDice Gaming why isn't this top comment

[@elliegd]

this is exactly what i needed in my life

[@ghostparty2062]

Best running joke ever

[@ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472]

SixSidedDice Gaming This should be the pinned comment

[@robinlaceishere]

He said calmly

[@shadowwwwwwwwwww]

i can't believe you almost convinced me that zoe wanamaker was the mom from the suite life of zach and cody.

[@shallowcheese7509]

Shadow THANK YOU lol I was like NO WAY

[@aidancanoli]

hahaha he was so confident too just cuz of the hair i guess hahah

[@bennettdoe6662]

Just spend no joke, 5 actual minutes researching this...

[@JesusPerez-pe8vk]

SHES NOT?DAMNIT they legit fooled me ever since I watched this months ago XD

[@Kaihearts1]

I literally went and looked it up lmao

[@linneaconnery3828]

For only being in one movie, the actor who plays Cedric’s dad gave one of the best and most memorable performances in the whole series. The “thats my son my booooyyy” moment is incredible

[@uifvaid5134]

fr, I've never cried so hard watching a hp movie as I had in this scene

[@nailinthefashion]

Loved when they replicated it in Saltburn

[@Erri_17]

It breaks my heart everytime.

[@jeffgover568]

that has haunted me since I saw it in theaters

[@dillonwalshpvd]

@@nailinthefashionI knew I wasn’t the only one who thought this

[@izzyswindells8620]

The actor who played Fred Weasly was reading the book where he died before the movie was made and he was reading it on a train and the train ticket guy comes along and he asks for his ticket and the actor said "Leave me alone.I just died."😂😂😂

[@candeniz5999]

I cannot think how confused the ticket guy was.

[@Thegreatsage1442]

@@candeniz5999 as someone whos been on a london train i can almost guarantee that was probably not the weirdest thing the conductor has seen ahaha

[@ixctu350]

How do you know this

[@beccarenee7931]

@@ixctu350 He said it in an interview awhile back

[@everebecca9868]

Izzy Swindells he lives near me now and me and my boyfriend see him all the time with his family 😂

[@meowm7467]

When they are talking about jk telling the cast are all gays.. I died

[@ghostlead1598]

U ARE ALL GAY

[@itstiphaknee]

@@ghostlead1598 AH!

[@EShum]

dude i just checked and i was before her gay dumbledore tweet and i'm shook

[@EShum]

@Sally Vee it was before it became so big that she was just revisioning the story

[@kyuubinaruto17]

@Sally Vee It's been a long time since I read the last book, but I don't remember anything implying he was gay. They were two boys who wanted to take control of the muggles for the greater good. Stuff happened, Aberforth, Dumbledore and Grindelwald got into a big fight, and Ariana died. Then he avoided fighting Grindelwald because he was afraid of learning he had cast the spell that killed his sister. I mean, if you can point out some things that imply it I'm all ears, but it just seemed like two geniuses who became arrogant and power hungry before one changed his mind because of what it led to.

[@_Salmon]

Everytime a Neville scene comes up. "Is he hot, yet?"

[@slevinchannel7589]

Nah. If anything is wrong with this Franchise overall it's the convoluded Story and Luck and Bad Luck in Book/Movie 3 and 8. Mainly 3. AND the weird rulings for Wands. Non-verbal and verbal magic and all the rules of magic, and the importance of wands overall, seem to change allll the time. Alllll the time.

[@jvnxiie2441]

@@slevinchannel7589 tf u on about

[@sauce1302]

@@slevinchannel7589 its a soft magic system, I remember my first time getting into fantasy

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@sauce1302 Soft=Makes no sense, or what?

[@lfnreviews]

@@slevinchannel7589 no soft as in flexible

[@ameliasmith6689]

In the French version, Voldemort's middle name is Elvis because the anagram wouldn't work otherwise.

[@oremfrien]

Isn't the last name also Jedusor?

[@bogartwilley]

This is AWESOME! Voldemort is officially THE KING! LOL

[@KicktheSky34]

You ain't nutin but a mudblood and you ain't no friend of mine!

[@nunkatsu]

In the Brazilian version they changed Marvolo to Servolo, but just in the books, the movies have the original name

[@AtlasBlizzard]

In the Icelandic version, his name is Trevor Delgome (anagram for "Ég er Voldemort", or I am Voldemort). He has no middle name.

[@VideosByGabriel]

In total these movies are over 19 hours long and you went through all of it when editing this video, that's amazing and deserves immense respect, good job and keep up the great work guys!

[@PrettyMuchIt]

🙏🏼

[@silentwraithuk]

In total, the potter movies are 22 hours long, roughly, including the credits, but if you add the 5 Fantastic Beasts movies (Ik only 2 have been made so far) It would be 1 day and 8 hours to watch the entire Wizarding World franchise, probably even longer.

[@manusideas]

plus 5 when you watch the cursed child in theater

[@silentwraithuk]

Manuel Boschitsch I don’t really consider that Canon and it is a crappy fanfic more than anything, so I don’t count cursed child

[@cassiet3446]

@@PrettyMuchIt i respect the hustle

[@7elEvan1]

"I want to see Dobby with lipstick on" I've alerted the authorities. Dont even need a minority report for this one

[@StevieMcKenna10]

I'm sure there's a fan art out there somewhere

[@Rangernewb5550]

Why are you reporting minorities

[@Xehanort10]

Don't let JK Rowling hear about it or she'll do another retcon on Twitter and say Dobby tried lipstick on in his spare time.

[@mrevilducky]

Minority Report

[@navations]

When Cedric died idk why they didn’t just re-build him back to normal like in the lego game

[@DeathnoteBB]

Dumbledore lost the instructions 😔

[@cassidyb.3531]

@@DeathnoteBB He pulls out the instructions when he sees his dead lego body

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@cassidyb.3531 Yeah I meant he lost the instructions in the real movie

[@cassidyb.3531]

@@DeathnoteBB Oh lmao

[@JRitter1993]

Because he was rebuilt as Batman

[@DeathnoteBB]

14:48 I forgot that Lucius being here is the wizard equivalent of a Dad showing up to their kids basketball game

[@tomatosoup1304]

That is very Lucius behaviour

[@JustCharlesBro]

He might have been a horrible role model but a bad father NEVER he always supported draco through anything and even sent narcissa to help him out of the situation with dumbledore…A1 dad A1 villian fr

[@davidalpeter9963]

he literally funded the entire team with the best broomsticks on earth... he was basically the owner of that team lol

[@AtlasBlizzard]

He's definitely that kind of dad, who always shows up to the game not to support his kid, but to remind them of the consequences should they not win.

[@Takaichi666-]

@@AtlasBlizzardyeah that is him lmao

[@dylanoneill]

I love how they convinced themselves that was the mom from Zack and Cody when it's not hahaha

[@shannon7566]

I was looking for this comment lol. So funny.

[@MFSeaMen]

I'd that a GODDAMN SUBMARINE profile pic???

[@dylanoneill]

@@MFSeaMen yeah boi

[@BV-pp5qx]

Your profile pic is awesome

[@sadesemolu]

I was so confused as to how they came to that conclusion. "Hey, it's an older with spikey short hair. It's obviously Kim Rhodes." Like what are you, high?

[@houston-coley]

29:50 I *live* for Eric and Jacob asking "why isn't Domnhall Gleeson playing a Weasley in this series?" right before Domnhall Gleeson is playing a Weasley in this series.

[@TrevorVinyard]

So weird to see you here! I love your videos man. Two of my most favorite underated channels.

[@4lienat]

True I was about to point that out lmao

[@TheAmazingHuman-Man]

I was loosing it and then I just assumed they were being funny/sarcastic, but then they were surprised like half an hour later when he was introduced! Lol

[@fkatwigsisthequeenofenglan4748]

I thought they were joking when i heard that lmaooooo

[@Jacules]

I genuinely thought they were just being funny right then lmao

[@bicarbonat1]

Jacob absolutely _screaming_ the Goblet of Fire line early kills me 😂

[@dr.bright6272]

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET!!!???

[@ZyroShadowPony]

I want to make it into my notification tone

[@Ok-eg8dg]

@@ZyroShadowPony is ur name Harry?

[@ZyroShadowPony]

@@Ok-eg8dg no but i have a friend named harry so it might freak him out when we hangout

[@Ok-eg8dg]

@@ZyroShadowPony well if u know his password, change his notification sound to "HARRRRYYYYY"

[@michaelvigil3436]

I never understood why Hermione lied about why she was in the bathroom with the troll… like she could have just said “oh I was takin a shit and had no idea about the troll”.

[@made-line7627]

Yes! I never understood why they felt they had to lie. They weren't doing anything against the rules. Harry and Ron went to find Hermione alone (which is probs an error in judgement), because they'd just heard of the troll's escape, and they knew Hermione was upset and crying in the girl's bathroom, so went to find her. I don't get the Hermione lie.

[@Whimsy3692]

Because she wanted Harry and Ron's favor. Simple as that.

[@michaelvigil3436]

@@Whimsy3692 But… she would get their favor no matter how she got them out of trouble. She for sure did gain their favor saying she tried to fight the troll but it just never made sense to me that she had to say that to get them out of trouble

[@davidfairweather3301]

She essentially took the blame for them. She made out like she had left to go face the troll and Ron and Harry went to save her. It made Harry and Ron look noble in their actions and Hermione looking stupid for going after a troll by herself. Had she not said anything and all of them looked like they went to go face a troll they’d all be in trouble. But Hermione was a smart student who made a very poor judgement call and Harry and Ron simply went to try and save her. Rather than all 3 of them being dumb students who went to attack a troll 😂

[@michaelvigil3436]

@@davidfairweather3301 I agree that she took the blame, I just don’t see how her lie about wanting to fight the troll does anything to add to the nobility of what the boys did and if anything it sort of detracts from it. It seems like she could have said “I was in the bathroom and didn’t hear the announcement about the troll, the troll attacked me and they saved my life because they knew I was in here and wanted to warn me” then the boys are still heroes and there is no one to blame because nobody did anything wrong.

[@sleepychrysos3352]

hear this: Fred and George have the marauder map and never question why it showed Ron sleeping with someone named peter pettigrew every night for the past 3 years

[@MrSourceMan]

They could just assume he's in the bunk bed. Or never caught Peter in the bed with Ron, which would be at night. When any mischief they were up to would require paying attention to the patrolling teachers in the halls.

[@Snarptusk]

why the fk would they be monitoring Ron Weasleys sleeping patterns? Seems like the least interesting place if they are causing mischief

[@Hastur_Carcosa]

@@Snarptusk gotta look out for their little bro's rem cycles

[@s.g.7572]

maybe they thought he was gay and not ready to come out yet

[@garylevine3521]

Oh they did. They just hate Ron enough to not care. As you should. You should all hate Ron.

[@geezersage3182]

To this day, after watching these movies 5 years ago, the “THATS MY SON” scene still gets me 😭

[@shannonceleste5557]

“THAT’S MY BOOOY!” 😭😭😭 I really can’t deal- the actor who played Cedric’s dad went for it so hard and I burst into tears every damn time 😩

[@kitcat2264]

judge judy IK I SOB EVERYTIME

[@jamieadams3449]

@@kitcat2264 SAME it's like one of the few scenes I cry over. That and Sirius' death.

[@purplebunn]

That's such a heartbreaking scene

[@singulariteas]

that plus fleur's horrifying scream!! that scene goes so hard

[@LightYagami-ik1cg]

"that's the slur, now that's the n-word...... So is Hermione allowed to say it?" Damn near choked on my pizza 🤣😭🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭💀

[@neonmajora8454]

Light Yagami I'm gonna say the M word!

[@trannyturtle69696969]

@@neonmajora8454 MRS. GRANGER, GET DOWN!!!!!

[@neonmajora8454]

@@trannyturtle69696969 MUDBLOOOOD!!!!!!!!

[@Zerogoodtakes]

You sure you didn't choke on your potato chip?

[@JamesCPotter13]

1:52 "I sound weird like M*ggle with a hard G"

[@randallwillnauer9779]

Three and a half years later, the series of noises from 12:37 to 12:42 still makes me lose my mind cackling. Singing into screaming into some sort of death rattle wheeze laughing, all in the same breath. It brings me eternal joy

[@simbelmyne7767]

Me too lol I laugh every time

[@lani_definitely]

"Domhnall Gleeson should be in these movies" *Domnhall Gleeson is legitimately Bill Weasley* "Oh okay"

[@padmakshidutta3716]

Lani Gooley Them forgetting about Bill Weasly had made me so mad 😂😂😂

[@bethn1279]

Yes had me slightly infuriated

[@AmeliaJasmine24]

I was annoyed when they said that lol

[@jimsaurusrex]

i wonder how they made 7 books and 8 movies out of a bunch of lego sets. incredible work honestly.

[@juliacaster6547]

Underrated comment

[@ghostlock499]

@@jager9022 I will sacrifice my self so the legos came out after the movie

[@mollyelizabeth2009]

truly

[@DarnHooligan]

@@ghostlock499 +1 respect bro. you shall be honoured but... r/whoooosh 😭

[@mr.0511]

@@jager9022 I’ll do it Legos came after idiot 😒🙄😮

[@sonjapip]

“any movie without Robert Pattinson is trash (...), and any movie with him in it.. is ass. And I love ass” gold comment

[@Awkwardstefan007]

I miss these two together. Not bashing any of our newer guests but this combo just hit different

[@sofiaw4509]

do you know what happened to them?

[@zcythegeist]

@@sofiaw4509 It's about money. That's the summary I think.

[@LoseMillion]

Man, thats sad I hope they reunite one day.

[@ajiananapier25]

you just had to be there

[@Awkwardstefan007]

@@ajiananapier25 it was a brilliant era.. maybe peak PMI

[@psychonautmaddy7409]

"Without the snitch in the shot it's just Draco smiling at Harry." That's what I always notice! In the books it says he's too busy laughing to look behind him, but in the movie he's just like :D

[@meredithclark6580]

MaidenofBagEnd #drarry

[@Iamjustherek]

He’s just playing a fun game of quidditch with his favorite Boy Who Lived :D

[@hxnnxh190]

fun fact: whilst filming, the actors actually did their homework on set. but robert pattinson didn't have to because he had been expelled from his school for stealing ''dirty'' magazines and selling them.

[@skyhope5105]

You lost me on the robert part. What?

[@isabellagardiner6461]

LMAO

[@mollyelizabeth2009]

pardon 😃

[@lisak8492]

*sigh* Robert Pattinson

[@mochiyeosang1908]

what an icon

[@ihgdamT]

I come back to this video like once a month because it’s so goddamn funny

[@VoidMySoul]

Same lol "she's paid in fudge?!" Lmao

[@markjorn2874]

Me but once a week

[@seanla38]

Lol me too !!!

[@italianice1733]

So I’m not the only one, this is good to know...

[@Kidmochabear]

Same but like every few weeks xD -Harrryyy!! -Not yet! Not yet!

[@hannahebooth]

this is still my favorite video of all time. when im stressed or anxious or bored i re watch every time

[@PrettyMuchIt]

love that, hannah! ❤️

[@jediwatts1539]

Bruh....why is nobody talking about their trappy Potter rap being straight heat

[@mediocreatbest9203]

BARS

[@slevinchannel7589]

"All bad guys came from Slytherin" Yeah, buddy. Remember Sirius Black? He was a Gryffindor and you all think he's a Mass-Killer, duh.

[@bryanbassett2110]

where my mommy's at

[@ivybfaith]

When did they do the rap?

[@misamdeathblood1817]

@@ivybfaith Did you not fucking watch the literal first 45 fucking seconds of the video?

[@sancheezzzy2712]

“This clump of foreskin” The Dobby jokes had me crying. Y’all just had a roast fest on the poor elf every time he appeared on screen.

[@funnychimp7738]

Dobby had it coming, piece of shit.

[@carissasantos8447]

I have never laughed so much. That line is everything

[@KeroniKnowsYourSecrets]

Dobby looks like a shrink wrapped bag of roast beef

[@saragainza3897]

40:42 "sombody get this dumble a door" is by far the baddest and funniest joke I have ever heard

[@niceguysfinishlast]

right next to "dumble-bore"

[@StuartLynx]

The whole "you hitting that shit bruh?" Segment still has me in tears.

[@sophielou2929]

The way they said that every time snape looked at Harry, all he saw was a women who wouldn’t fuck him disturbed me. I mean we all knew but I didn’t need to think about it lol

[@kwk-r7x]

The color desaturation in the last 3 movies is bonkers. Just because they're living "dark times" doesn't mean that color would literally disappear from existence.

[@evanzemba115]

Same guy who directed the fantastic beast movies. I kinda get it for the HP movies but FB are so dark it’s crazy.

[@Ray-lw2rh]

I liked it

[@turntsnaco824]

DH part 1 isn't really that desaturated, I actually think it's one of the best-looking films, despite not having any crazy inventive sets apart from the Ministry of Magic. But Half Blood Prince and DH part 2 definitely suffer from a lack of color.

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

its def worse in other films but it still feels so weird that now the universe has a sepia filter. plus films w dark content and bright set designs can have a rlly nice contrast between what youre seeing and whats actually happening if its done right

[@trevor_corey8037]

Dementors tho

[@gabriellaroth2331]

"Lily does" "Lily does not, that was the problem"

[@celrohe]

I absolutely love this quote 😂

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

That's just the Harry Potter series in a nutshell

[@amaninanou5352]

That was never the problem actually

[@rhaenyralikesyoutube6289]

Well...it wasn't the whole problem, but it's part of Snape's issue.

[@amaninanou5352]

@@rhaenyralikesyoutube6289 no it was never the problem, lily never rejected snape as a romantic partner, she abandoned him because he wanted to become a deatheater,

[@brynt.miller]

"She works for Fudge" "She works for fudge? That's what they're paying her?" God this is priceless

[@JackPlayz44]

I was dead at that part

[@thesimpsons17]

It's not very often I laugh out loud and uncontrollably, but that really got me 😂

[@Xehanort10]

That's probably how Willy Wonka paid the Oompa Loompas too.

[@themimsy]

I mean, I would work in return for fudge.

[@brynt.miller]

Oh wow I forgot about this comment

[@scombs6543]

*"I don't need KKK imagrery in my Harry Potter movies thank you very much"*

[@crow8173]

yea it's WWW

[@EraTheShrimp]

@@crow8173 www.voldemort.com

[@stinkerpops]

*Brie Larson has entered the chat*

[@RantaTz]

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?! HAAARRY!!

[@Twigspeaker]

34:50 The reaction to "She works for Fudge" had me in stitches, I had to pause the video.

[@noconverse5862]

18:35 In harry’s voice: "Yknow what professor, i respect the hustle." I was on the floor

[@slevinchannel7589]

"All bad guys came from Slytherin" Yeah, buddy. Remember Sirius Black? He was a Gryffindor and you all think he's a Mass-Killer, duh.

[@exitpursued6690]

"Very clever of Voldemort to hide under a turban." "Because he knew about PC culture!" I'm dying. You are legends.

[@setogod7]

now its strange i think in the books he gets the turban after he fails to get the stone as voldemort wanted to keep a eye on him so in the books thats why harry was able to shake his hand but i may be wrong

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Exit Pursued *Harry Potter:* 1st book: 1997 1st movie: 2001 I just think the PC culture joke is a coincidence (then again, I believe we ALL got that)

[@somerandomguy2073]

@@nicholasleclerc1583 PC culture was an 80s thing, then there was a push-back in the 90s and early 00s, then it resurfaced in the mid 00s and carried on through the 10s. Expect another push-back to go mainstream in the 20s (although, thinking about it, it's kind of already started).

[@Frizzleman]

Exit Pursued investigate 311

[@Humble197]

@@somerandomguy2073 there has been push back since 2014 this time is just harder.

[@AccidentalInsomniac427]

50:50 The reason Harry's invisibility cloak was so special, is because yes They are in fact something you can buy at the store. But eventually they get old and stop working as well, whereas the one referenced as the deathly hallow, the one harry has, is essentially a perfect invisibility cloak that will never wear out or get old

[@ceci7783]

nerd

[@johnmyrick8623]

nerd

[@wigwam12]

nerd

[@thomaskinlaw8063]

potato

[@Hastur_Carcosa]

plus you can't just magic it off iirc, or at least it's a lot harder

[@NoFirstNoLastName]

8:38 I remember having the biggest crush on Sean Biggerstaff and Oliver Wood…then laughing hilariously at his real and fictional last names.

[@BearWith_You]

The fact they got a guy name Biggerstaff to play a guy named Wood is comedy gold when you think about it

[@seffwashere]

"I saw my grandma naked, on accident, and she looked like 4 or 5 Dobbies rolled up in one" this had me dying 😂😂😂

[@ninanoon7626]

Trust me i have been scrolling through the comment section for this comment. I thought only i heard it. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@elliecourtney7801]

and Erics shocked "excuse me?!"

[@ceilingsintheireyes6288]

I read this before getting to them saying it and it made me choke laughing 😂

[@burstingturtle]

Nobody: Jake: diD yOu pUT yoUr nAmE iN tHe gObLeT Of fiRE?!??!?

[@princednice0703]

hArRY PotTeR!!!! 😂😂😂

[@jose_disappointment7895]

HARRRRRRRRY

[@talic2194]

My favourite parts so I can find them again: 2:48 - "Should I just look up 'Harry Potter 9/11??" 5:15 - "trEvOr, Imagine if she just kills him - AVADA KADABBRAAA!!" 5:28 - "Don't even get me started on Crabbe and Goyle... you know what happened right??" 6:28 - "Snape is kinda cute-" 8:16 - "Dumbledore uttered softly... HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE" 8:31 - "Ey, What it is-" 10:18 - "What d'ya think that was... on set... CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!" 12:30 - "Here, sing along-" 15:47 - "Dobby, I'm so glad you're here-" 16:25 - Crabbe Explanation - it was method acting the whole time?? 18:10 - "That SOUNDS like McGonagall did it." 23:53 - "HaHaHA - A man dressed as a woman, that IS ridiculous." 24:09 - "We'll be watching Harry Potter and the Tumbling Towers" 25:22 - "Are you fuckin' serious?" 27:24 - "I'm a snake my name's Nigini song." 27:36 - "Oh, I remember this tank top on Ron-" 28:16 - "Wizards With Weapons, the WWW." 30:08 - "That circle makes sure that you're old enough... I need that." 30:30 - "HARRRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE" 33:10 - "David YEETS song." 34:17 - "Oh My God, why does he look sexy??" 34:50 - "She works for fudge? That's what they're paying her?" 35:05 - "Me when I see you surrounded by girls... ESHGETIT!!!" 35:26 - "...Voldermort's down there waitin' to get him." 36:25 - "I KILL A DEMENTOR EVERY DAY..." 37:25 - "Come and Go Room" 40:25 - "DUNNDADAANADANADA somebody get this wizard a wand..." 40:48 - "This is the one where Dumbledore bites the fucking bullet - Remember when Snape..." 41:51 - "LEBRON JAMES!!!" 42:30 - "This isn't real Harry, you hittin' that shit HP or is she up for grabs my guy?" 46:11 - "That is on every girl I have ever laid... I mean certainly after I brand them with it-" 46:31 - "I do not remember what the LEGO sets for this movie looked like." 47:20 - "Oh My God! Is it Crabbe?!?" 48:10 - "Imagine if it said, Lily and James Potter... And their son, Travis." (Also I'm convinced Travis Potter the DJ in New York actually remixed / or is Trappy Potter from the beginning.) 48:34 - "BOYS this movie's just kinda- we're HANGING out!..." 49:25 - "This hat, right, it's a glorified Myers Briggs - A glorified Buzzfeed Quiz!"

[@TheBlackDemon1996]

Crabbe's actor got arrested for carrying weed, not building a bomb.

[@shonaalannah]

@@TheBlackDemon1996 it was a petrol bomb that he was seen holding during the London riots, that was an added thing atop of the weed thing, but he didn't actually build it

[@TheBlackDemon1996]

@@shonaalannah I was just going off of what the Harry Potter wiki said, it didn't mention the bomb thing.

[@shonaalannah]

@@TheBlackDemon1996 ahh right, yeah he was axed because of the petrol bomb, possession of a knife, and the weed thing

[@ikiasoul]

What about 11:30?

[@drd444]

"Here's a few galleons, buy the whole fucking cart, show em who's boss" That fucking killed me.

[@otherscott.]

51:27 they actually stabbed Toby Jones in the abdomen and he died on set

[@carrotlime]

wow his commitment to the role is impressive!

[@charlotteashley04]

Carrot Lime dude, have some respect

[@jakemitchell7786]

@@carrotlime Not really, he thought it was a prop. It's just a prank, bro.

[@carrotlime]

@Mason McMahon yeah it halted production of the final movie, really sad. you can watch the video about it here kzbin.info/www/bejne/mafLYaGOZZ2hiNk

[@TheUncleTedKzy]

@@carrotlime Nice try, but I know that link after falling for it way too much

[@CameronBaba]

Eric is speaking awfully confidently about the mom from Suite Life of Zack and Cody given that he's 100% wrong lmao

[@centralpark2168]

Cameron Baba they know lol its an ongoing joke

[@propogandalf]

@@centralpark2168 what's the joke?

[@centralpark2168]

@@propogandalf They say with 100% confidence that someone who resembles another actor is that person when it clearly is not

[@cyprel]

@@centralpark2168 It's not a joke. They were just wrong. That's okay, you know.

[@harrysnowdon117]

The mom from Suite life of Zack and Cody has a name is Carey

[@patriciaramirez2982]

I've watched this video so many times that I know the intro rap word by word

[@Helphelphelp]

I swear I could go along with the entire commentaty

[@brennan2trill]

which one

[@Frizzleman]

I’ve learned the David yeet beat lmao

[@Hunterb159]

SAME! and yet still every time, them saying that the Broom Riding Professor is the mom from Suite Life of Zack and Cody never ceases to drive me crazy

[@lydiapinnell1124]

Patricia Ramirez SAME

[@estebanfraticelli2978]

If I'm not mistaken, the reason Ron knew about invisibility cloaks is that you actually can pick them up at the store but those are made of demiguise hair, which yellows over time so its not a permanent invisibility cloak, unlike the real one which is made of Death's invisibility cloak, so it's implied that his cloak is the real deal but they just never knew to question it

[@made-line7627]

Makes sense. I haven't read them in a few years but preparing to do a re-read. So with those ratty invisibility cloaks, do people just eventually see what looks like a yellow ghost just mincing around?

[@HopePapernacky]

EXACTLY

[@anitabonghit7606]

It's implied in the books regular invisibility cloaks don't last as long as Harry's

[@Keeperifthecheese]

So a retcon? The series is full of them lmao

[@lilyuttecht8298]

The performance of the guy who plays Cedric's dad is SO RAW when he sees the body, dude. It gets me every time too.

[@iHDFootball]

My favourite line. I taught the whole Black family- “We just call them the Jones’” 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrTHEMONEEMAKER]

LMAO

[@rhettdale7027]

😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@austinstroup8936]

This is legit the funniest shit I’ve ever watched. I was dying for nearly an hour lmao

[@PrettyMuchIt]

Glad to hear that!

[@emblemblade9245]

57 minutes 11 seconds to be exact lol

[@AlexTommo]

I can't stop giggling at 20:35 -He comes at them with his hands like "tillillillilly!" 😁😂😂

[@kyleneopperman6186]

I haven’t watched this yet, or any of the movies. Would you still recommend it?

[@austinstroup8936]

THE CRAFTOONS yes

[@green7449]

I read that Lucius forgot what spell he was supposed to say after dobby was freed. So he just said the first thing that came to mind. Ended up being hilarious.

[@TransistorBased]

Holy shit that's awesome

[@Emma_smith]

57 mins and I didn’t get any ads

[@PrettyMuchIt]

You can thank the folks at prettymuch.it/pals for that :) we haven’t had to rely on ad revenue since 2013!

[@littleratfella6857]

Fuck I didn't even realize. That's dope as hell

[@MickeyOBKey103]

Pretty Much It We don’t care about ads get the bag Eric

[@vitamins00]

57 mins and I didn't get any ass :(

[@tianapitesr8553]

Sounds like the tatoos are more important than the dates!

[@autumnl8814]

I lost it when they both simultaneously yelled for Edward Cullen

[@waywardScarecrow]

"Somebody get this dumble a door" -Chadwick Boseman

[@wallwrittR]

"Somebody get this wizard a wand" Chadwick Boseman

[@snehalchow5311]

"Somebody get this Dumbledore an Army"

[@Snarl_Marx]

I went to the Harry Potter ride at Universal Studios and it was just a dark room with Cedric's dad yelling "That's my boy" over and over again wtf

[@Morgan_Blackhand]

"Don't come to Hogwarts tomorrow." I'm dying over here

[@Tony__Cube]

Sergius Verus 😂😂 caught me off guard

[@Nobodyhere-g5f]

41:03 Profesor slughorn: The whole black family. Jacob: we just call them the johnsons. Hilarious.

[@robfab5204]

Johnsons

[@parkchimmin7913]

Jones’

[@TCt83067695]

Oh my gosh that totally went over my head 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣😂

[@EraTheShrimp]

And they arent even black. This is CLEARLY rasicim.*cough*

[@armicu475]

is no one gonna talk about how perfectly they sang the avengers theme 40:26

[@RantaTz]

I thought they rehearsed it for a sec

[@sloppyphart7879]

The whole "Ron being angry" thing in the Deathly Hallows is supposed to feel forced. It's because he's wearing the amulet. It's corrupts your thoughts and turns you negative. That's why it felt so sudden of a change.

[@lilchaos9212]

The thing is the films make it seem like it was over a weekend whereas in the books he was being slowly corrupted for MONTHS and said nothing because he didn't want Harry or Hermione to suffer it so he just took the brunt of it.

[@ot7biasedmashups]

They didn’t establish that well tho lolll. Like the writing wasn’t natural enough for it to be obvious

[@lothara.schmal5092]

Not really no, it doesn’t feel forced at all in the books. Ron gets really hurt and they can’t risking healing him with magic, they spend months having to steal food and live in the woods, having to duplicate food which made it taste disgusting. All the while worrying for their families. Ron starts doubting the mission and worrying for Hermione, that Harry brought them, and specifically her, the woman he loves, into a suicide mission. But he still holds on, then he carries the Horcrux, and still holds on, until Harry makes a completely insensitive comment when they discover Ginny was being punished by Snape with going into the forbidden forest (about how it’s not even that dangerous and that’s barely a punishment) then Ron snaps and still doesn’t make those weird ass comments about Harry having no parents, it’s obvious that Harry is like his adoptive brother in the books.

[@nspidel]

"I'm blown away that Domhnall Gleeson is not in these movies." "That's actually crazy, you're right, he should have been a Weasley" Straight up, first two sentences from Domhnall Gleeson's IMDB: "Domhnall Gleeson is an Irish actor and writer. He is best known for his portrayal of Bill Weasley in the Harry Potter film franchise" That's so funny, it freaking kills me, dude

[@Lameashellcosplay]

You would think he'd be most known for his role as Hux over Bill lmao.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

@@Lameashellcosplay I knew him back from his role in Dredd as the computer hacker who works for the main gang.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Nah. If anything is wrong with this Franchise overall it's the convoluded Story and Luck and Bad Luck in Book/Movie 3 and 8. Mainly 3. AND the weird rulings for Wands. Non-verbal and verbal magic and all the rules of magic, and the importance of wands overall, seem to change allll the time. Alllll the time.

[@leisuggs3564]

@@Lameashellcosplay definitely, hux is literally my favorite character from the sequels trilogy. they should have killed him

[@TheSmokingSkull]

Not sure if anyone said this already, but Invisibility Cloaks do exist in the regular Wizarding World... but they apparently have a limited-time use and can stop working. The Deathly Hallows Invisibility Cloak *never* runs out and lasts forever. Everyone just thought that Harry had a normal one, so they never suspected that it was a Hallow.

[@sartanko]

That's not in the books is it?

[@TheSmokingSkull]

@@sartanko It is; Moody had at least two normal invisibility cloaks (Sturgis Podmore and Mundungus Fletcher wore one each), as did Barty Jr. in Goblet of Fire (when his father hid him and at the 1994 Quidditch World Cup) and Mr. Weasley in Order of the Phoenix (when he was attacked by Nagini in the Ministry of Magic, he fell asleep at his post and the cloak fell off before he was attacked). The normal invisibility cloaks were usually made of Demiguise hair, and only lasted for a certain amount of time (pretty sure it was a few years up to a decade) before they stopped working altogether, or were normal cloaks with disillusionment magic put on them.

[@xx_insecure_white_boy_36_x28]

Woudnt everyone noticed that it lasted a really fucking long time

[@TheSmokingSkull]

@@xx_insecure_white_boy_36_x28 Probably, I think someone did ask about it in the books... I can't remember who though. At least in the movies, there is only one Invisibility Cloak shown, probably so that viewers would associate it with being a super-rare item.

[@sartanko]

I mean does the books ever say that Harrys cloak is a special one?

[@mikelg.9546]

My favorite moments of this entire thing is just Jacob screaming about Harry Potter and if he put his his name in the Goblet of Fire (8:10 27:12 30:00 to 30:35 48:04). Trappy Potter was also a good one. 40:23 is also a good one

[@coolguyhino92]

I like how it was Eric who did it first, then Jacob adopted it wholesale.

[@yatinraghav4830]

48:04 hit the best. was not expecting it again 🤣

[@arcturus3622]

Dude same It got a chuckle out of me

[@user-po3xb8py1l]

28:22 killed me

[@chloe9179]

24:27 Eric I hope you know I think about "is he wearing JORTS" every single day and it always makes me chuckle

[@winters5449]

PMI: I didn't even think Bill Weasley was in this movie Bill Weasley's entire wedding and reception scenes: Am I a joke to you?

[@lancefairbank3311]

I DIED when Jacob started screaming "did you put your name in the goblet of fire!?" in the beginning

[@babykangaroo199]

HARRY!!

[@EsotericTherapy]

...Okay, it's not as crazy as I remember...

[@evilsexyhamlet6399]

*Dumbledore asked **-calmly-*

[@alexeifiore8573]

i literally hate how well they timed the YMCA bit when dumbledore clapped

[@linakat8490]

I laughed so hard

[@ksav2854]

Fuck you

[@linakat8490]

Kieran Sentance lmao why?

[@ksav2854]

Lina Kat idek

[@sydt7104]

8:10 - okay but what if someone accidentally trampled quirrell and kind of curb-stomped voldemort into the pavement? it would have saved everyone a lot of trouble.

[@hot2tr0t]

He wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny I'm a snake My name's Nagini

[@emmygrace6023]

I CACKLED @ THAT PART

[@robertclifton7667]

“Does Voldemort sleep with Quirrell?” *A V E R Y P O T T E R M U S I C A L I N T E N S I F I E S*

[@lisak8492]

I thought the same omg *starkid*

[@randomfandoms6769]

What they were describing literally was what was happened in AVPM.

[@fundipenthusiast5322]

and i’m happy as a squuuuuuirell when i’m with mister quuuuuiuiiiiiiirelll

[@solarcowgirl]

PFT

[@Jazzhands3701]

That’s it, that’s the musical

[@kirah2602]

‘never forget 9 & 3/4’ that was under appreciated

[@mcskittlez8499]

What does it mean

[@matthewbarratt6929]

Tweezy F 9/11 joke

[@MorganArizona]

Tell Confessabear Your Sins Always great at parties.

[@Ok-eg8dg]

@@matthewbarratt6929 how is it 9/11 joke?

[@matthewbarratt6929]

batman usually when people remember 9/11 at a service sometimes they say ‘never forget’

[@PR1ME_9]

I stumbled into this thinking it would be an critical analysis breakdown or something but was sucked into the watch party commentary instead. Here we are an hour later and my sides hurt from laughing these guys are hilarious.

[@evisceon4860]

i found myself singing “she wore an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie, i’m a snake my name’s Nagini” at 2 AM while playing minecraft and I’m now back here watching this piece of art.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Ok, but can you edit grammar??

[@evisceon4860]

@@slevinchannel7589 can you get some bitches ‼️‼️

[@brianna4288]

My favorites were Sirius, Remus, and Fred. Imagine how I felt by the end of the series.

[@boygenius4ever]

SAME

[@priyachoudhary9896]

Ahhhh same. I just wanted to close the book after Remus and Tonks death.

[@shanedaniels6447]

Did you feel... dead.. inside?? :-X RIP my boys.

[@zoesingh969]

BIHH ME TOOOOO

[@meganton9417]

Holy.

[@steffieiih]

I’ve never cherished being an adult more than the moment i could pay 26 dollars to get all 20 hours of commentary and not have to justify it to anyone

[@PrettyMuchIt]

Amazing. Enjoy!!

[@cheersitskatie]

I desperately wish I had 26 dollars to spare holy shit I would kill to see all 20 hours

[@Ironlegend7]

Do the movies come with it or is it like an audio only thing

[@steffieiih]

Ironlegend7 Audio only, but you get directions on how to sync it up with the movie

[@ariellastrawberry]

What the fuck you said

[@ScendoraStudios]

For some reason, this video has become just as comforting to watch as the harry potter movies. A video I keep coming back to. Thank you for the quality content ✨️

[@Prior2Popular]

“It’s Trappy Potter. Uh. Hey hey Hey Parents are dead Scar on my head Best friend is Ron I’m a... ...My name’s not Tom I’m going to Wizarding school Iz gon be cool There’s a 3 headed dog and he’s trapped in the wall Uh... my parents, they never call Where’s my daddy at? Where’s me mommies at?” Lol that was literally the best way to start this video

[@matthewwhite1556]

NO it was not this is a wonderful series that starts off good if you read the books. They obviously have not read the books.

[@williamkanaykin3892]

*Pioter 🙏🇷🇺🇺🇦🇸🇰🇨🇿🇷🇴🙏

[@SxTxferlife]

@@matthewwhite1556 hahahahahaha

[@wowiexist9875]

@@matthewwhite1556 Lmao I can't tell if your sarcastic or just salty

[@jacobpreston8069]

@@wowiexist9875 Thank you, for beating me to that

[@thats.a.sketch]

I’m having stomach pains from laughing so hard at the whole “convincing Dobby LEGO figure” conversation as Dobby’s dying in the background

[@Satherian]

Movie: *Harry in tears seeing his friend slowly die.* Jacob: "Now, most LEGOs are made out of hard plastic..."

[@kittysrock16]

“Snape is kinda cute” oh my goddd😂😂 I’m dying

[@jesseeee6953]

welll hes defanetly snatty

[@solus8685]

12 year old me right there

[@dontmisunderstand6041]

I love the zoom in on Harry's notes in potions class, and it's basically a list of the dope ass potions that Snape promised he'd teach them how to make. This kid is excited as hell to do crazy magic shit, and then the teacher fucking hates him for no reason, completely deflating all of the motivation to do well in that class.

[@Elnont]

The fact that ‘snatty, daddy’ and ‘milfoy’ were all uttered in one breath to describe Lucius Malfoy has me *wheezing*

[@violetkalico]

WELL DUH

[@yelhsanosnhoj6602]

Technically he’s a dilf though so it makes no since unless they talkin about Narcissa lol

[@bl7828]

@@yelhsanosnhoj6602 Dilfoy

[@harrypottah8889]

@@yelhsanosnhoj6602 oh a definite milf for sure

[@blackkatdraws]

Milfoy 😭

[@LostCosmonauts]

Fun fact. Harry Potter doesn't ever successfully do the stanky leg in the first movie.

[@noellethomas2589]

I hope this is from the video or some kind of joke lmao

[@admech590]

Eh... It's better than making him a Gary stu.

[@noxkoimax356]

thanks bro

[@ericlytle2209]

Hold up the great dota guide watches pretty much it?? I don’t know what to do with this information

[@Gake710]

*cough* 7.20 guide *cough*

[@officerdandy]

i'm dying at the thought of jk rowling telling all the actors that their characters are gay.

[@JJvideoman]

mighties that's why muggles vastly out populate magical folk. If you catch my meaning

[@thegreathornedrat1219]

This comment is so much more relevant now

[@Silverheart575]

No matter how much I laugh watching this, as soon as Amos Diggory realises that Cedric is dead I cry everytime.

[@You-dont-get-to-know-1001]

“That’s my son!! THATS MY BOY!!!”

[@Ray-lw2rh]

Same bro, i cry every time. One of the most powerful scenes in the movies.

[@jjilatt123]

"Google Harry Potter + 9/11" Okay, I did. "Tumbling Towers Chapter 1, a Harry Potter fanfiction" Oh. Oh no.

[@biddleeewho4181]

Wonderful yang profile pic. RWBY needs to be more recognized, so I always compliment the people with rwby names or profile pics. My name used to be "Wipe the Tyrian Your Eye" with a Tyrian profile pic.... Until I got into smash Bros...

[@Vamoss39]

@Troll Dedede: RWBY Sucks!!!!! It took 5 Seasons to do some worldbuilding and by then 80% of the fanbase left. You have had taste.

[@lytra_]

Christopher Pribble RWBY started off as a good show, even if the budget limited its animation and aesthetic ness. But you could tell that Monty cared. I don’t think it was ever intended to get as deep and crazy as the other writers made it, that’s why it just doesn’t fit. Currently it is pretty shit, but I enjoyed the first 3 seasons as they were clearly a passion project

[@peri9045]

@@lytra_Exactly! It really is such a shame...

[@TrueVelox]

@@lytra_ Season 4 and 5 were a bit shit, but 6 was pretty good. Second best season after the third IMHO.

[@jackhughes2867]

To All The Girls I've Branded With The Deathly Hallows Symbol Before

[@roseghould]

...before

[@funkdancingforselfdefense5278]

Are you the most popular tattoo artist of all time?

[@zebhenderson1159]

samfei2000 what did you say?

[@magpie1353]

If you leave off the triangle it’s basically just the phyrexian insignia

[@mpotteigerr14]

Guilty lol

[@bsvlogs3753]

“i taught the whole Black family” “uh we just call them the Jones’”

[@ocaell]

Can someone explain why I hate repetitive things so much yet I come back and watch this yearly if not more

[@PrettyMuchIt]

It took twenty hours for me and Jacob to record these tracks, then twenty hours for me to listen back to them and pick out my favorite bits, which left me with over five hours of material that took two more passes to get down to three hours and forty five minutes and then one hundred minutes, until finally... this video. I sincerely hope you love it, because I'm extremely proud of it. If you want to hear our full commentary tracks for all eight movies, you can download them at prettymuch.it/shop or get new commentary tracks every single week at prettymuch.it/pals. If you'd like to follow us on Instagram, we are instagram.com/striffleric and instagram.com/doctorjakey. Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to go never ever watch another fucking Harry Potter movie for the rest of my life. THANK YOU!

[@Cinnamongirl4life]

so thankful

[@taylastevenson3618]

I FKIN LOVE IT SO MUCH THANKU

[@Rilenz13]

It was worth it, dude, great job 🔥

[@johnhajdo3167]

Pretty Much It *Jacob and me

[@thedanajamesjones]

Yeah I was gonna say this must have been a BITCH to edit.

[@nathanback2544]

The timing on dumbledores avenger’s entrance is amazing.

[@chiefzombie9184]

I always have to go back and rewatch it like "how did they time that so perfectly on the spot???"

[@pnut3844able]

Something like a zombie editing

[@sockamine6692]

Hour long stream? _10 points to Gryffindor!_

[@ohhello8916]

And 10000000 points to gryffinpuff

[@jimboneutron3803]

And 1374829 points tuh’ GrYfDoR

[@julioc.3158]

@@gamblingbread6709 dat moment when you Raven Claw

[@phonechargerr8999]

I no cap just before this video I just watched Bionic pig and saw you. Woah

[@Bluesonofman]

1000 points for Wompus

[@Sanoku71]

This is by far my favorite video from you guys. I rewatch this one probably more than I should. All the jokes / commentary / humor are just the best. You guys rock.

[@roseghould]

24:33 the sheer confusion in Eric’s voice when he sees hagrid’s “thighs?” Is hilarious always

[@lindsayelise]

unofficialghoul “woah eww!” I kept rewinding that part 😂😂

[@roseghould]

Lindsay Elise lmao the “what is going on...WHATISGOINGON?!” is what does it for me

[@drifty3286]

this video is like top tier, dont get me wrong but it became legendary everytime Jacob yelled "did you put your name in the goblet of fire!?"

[@deevasood5751]

yo so apparently the actor who played Neville wasn't allowed to get his teeth fixed, had to wear fat suits and get like really bad haircuts throughout the duration of his contract

[@tomreed2417]

Deeva Sood I don’t know how I feel about that 🤨

[@darianowens9510]

Tom Reed you think thats bad, you should see how they did Judy Garland

[@thatoneguyinthecorner9925]

@@darianowens9510 if you don't mind me asking what happened to Judy Garland?

[@spencerb.240]

That one guy in the corner they relentlessly drugged and mentally abused her until she OD’d and died way too early

[@leafyisqueer7155]

but then the last movie rolled around and they were like. Hey he's KinDA HOT, those teen girls will LOVE this

[@heelmoxley365]

Pretty Much It is just good vibes all round, whoever is watching with Eric it’s always just chill and hilarious.