NOT MY SUPER MARIO

[@deathwitheponine]

This is a classic to me. The fact that Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo were blind drunk during a lot of the filming makes it more enjoyable lol

[@tanwahn4092]

Classic? Tell me the tape sales... Lol

[@deathwitheponine]

@@tanwahn4092 oh brother 🙄 one of you people.

[@toidIllorTAmI]

@@deathwitheponine ? What do you mean "you people"?

[@deadturret4049]

@@toidIllorTAmI they mean one of those people who whines about sales as if actually means anything. Just because a movie sells well, doesn't mean it is't complete drivel. That being said, this movie is complete drivel, but in the "so bad it's good way". A cult classic for all the wrong reasons.

[@stevensilver2880]

It’s even funnier to bc for a while John was going around to interview and twitter mad about people no respecting their Mario and Luigi by making the new movie. I had never seen the old one before that so I watched it and was horrified at what he was staunchly defending lmao

[@Packarddd]

immediately skipped to the 9/11 part to see the reaction.

[@jdrummerdd]

haven't watched the video yet but this has me dying and can't wait to see whats coming

[@christianjones5864]

“The W.T.C, Wario Trade Center”

[@RedEarth20XDX]

14:19

[@theflickchick9850]

Me too, since I've come from Razzle's commentary and they also lost their shit.

[@Avocado11]

This movie reminds me of that tragedy.

[@averagejoe225]

Between this 13:55 and the "Monkey" line right after I'm throwing up I'm laughing so hard

[@victoriaodegaard1]

That's mildly concerning

[@MissinganAngle]

2:57 Eric making me realize they're wearing the opposite colors upset me more than I ever thought it would lmao

[@Anselnancoo]

Fun fact they made the Dinosaur world use electricity to run the Cars because since dinosaurs never died there is no oil for gas(although oil usually comes all different types of animals and plants)

[@Charles12]

but theres also no plant good in this universe as you can tell, and also only using ancestor bones would be treasonous (according to the scripts before rewrite time).

[@ScoobertTomDoo]

I always assumed they only named the new one the way they did to hide this from the world.

[@ScoobertTomDoo]

Just saw the 9/11 part. Can safely assume there’s the answer

[@Randuski]

The 1993 version isn't available to watch on anything. I assume they pulled it because of the new movie.

[@godhasabandonedme1643]

​@@Randuski 123movies

[@Randuski]

@@godhasabandonedme1643 i haven't used that place in like ages hahaha kinda forgot it exists.

[@DJLizardon]

@Randuski it's on prime video for me

[@d.b.scoville]

This might actual be the most cursed movie. Everything from its interpretation of the Mario characters to the actual production is insane and it’s all topped off with the Twin Towers being destroyed!

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

An its wonderful through an through

[@SpawnShooter]

I bet they looked at John Leguizamo's surname and said, "That sounds like Luigi, hire him!"

[@Steely14900]

they call her Daisy because back then in the usa Peach was called Princess Toadstool. the first time Americans heard the name Peach is Super Mario 64 which came out after this movie. so they used Daisy’s name from the Gameboy game Super Mario Land so basically, it’s meant to be Peach/Toadstool

[@khalewren2734]

Their reactions to ”MONKEY!” Did not disappoint lmao

[@Sqwidiot]

sheer joy

[@sa_na_ra]

my jaw dropped at the toad reveal and i literally could not get it back up from every insane choice this movie made

[@Joe_334]

King Koopa literally being reduced to Gunk was disgusting to me, as a kid.

[@NGRevenant]

fun fact toad is played by psychobilly artist mojo nixon which is probably one of the wierdest casting choices of all time

[@Ashicakez3]

From freaking out about the 9/11 reference to immediately laughing at the word “monke” was wild 😂

[@normalgraham]

9:17 From IMDB: When Spike asks Iggy the square root of 26481, he answers 191, which is the square root of 36481. This indicates the actor got the first digit wrong while speaking.

[@keygamer2885]

“She’s not Daniel Radcliffe you fucking-“ HOLY SHIT THAT GOT ME LAUGHING

[@indiecinemaster4699]

This is my Mario movie. It's too bad to be good, too good to be bad, and *WAY* too entertaining to be boring!!! A childhood favorite for a fucking weird ass kid like I was...

[@kingxerocole4616]

I remember absolutely loving it

[@tmac326]

Much like the Power Glove, it SO BAD

[@umj199]

It's so bad, and I still love it!

[@avpuchek]

hell yes xD

[@deathwitheponine]

I've found a friend I see! I'm glad we can appreciate this absolute dumpster fire of a movie together :)

[@mattallen8136]

14:38 Eric's wheeze is quite possibly the best noise in all of human history.

[@aliciaz6224]

I'm glad my roommate was out while I watched this because I laughed so loud at the "monkey" part

[@endoema6909]

Monke got me rolling on the ground with tears in my eyes

[@WitsayFan]

"You know what happens to toad when he gets struck by lightning?" hilarious oh my god 😂

[@nicksmyth4050]

Honestly the idea of this dinosaur dystopia story is a cool movie idea… as long as it’s not in a Mario movie. Also say what you want, Bob Hoskins is perfect casting

[@bensneb360]

Fun fact: the directors hired actual strippers for the club scene, and you can see much more scantily clad people in the work cut online. Because I think Super Mario Bros… obviously I think we need strippers lol

[@shad0w12346]

"Mr President, there's been a second red shell."

[@samuelsmith5400]

It’s nice that in an alternate dystopian Mario universe we still have 9/11

[@BL00M_03pi]

10:37 FUCKTHATSHIT, PABST BLUE RIBBON!! No one in the comments mentioned this, but Eric embodied Frank there. Great track btw

[@taags]

Bin Laden must have seen this movie in 93 and thought, ”the Twin Towers, not a bad idea”.

[@danielastorga6853]

George Bush*

[@senorfrog5605]

well at least we know what it would be like to order a pizza in an alternate universe where touch screens werent invented

[@ashliegrimes]

Those goombas swaying just unlocked a distant memory

[@mari-vp8wn]

I let out an Eric level wheeze at the monkey part

[@gradykeating1057]

Dude their reactions to ‘monkey’ are insane! Dude literally lost his voice and pointed in shock!

[@supplespecimen725]

6:35 you’ve heard of frosted tips, now get ready for TOASTED tips

[@Screehcile]

3:17 nearly made me choke and die on my pizza. wouldve been happy to go out to you boys!

[@katjosephperez8772]

When Mario got sucked into the portal upside down, “Outrageous” by Britney Spears started playing in my head

[@jakegratto5073]

Leaving a like for the reaction to “Monkey” alone! One of my favorite PMI Commentaries!

[@SequenceSoundwaves]

the pmi podcast days were soooo good. But im happy for your new found success with the commentary tracks.

[@HerooftheWild]

The fact that John Leguizamo acts like this movie is superior to the new Mario Movie is ridiculous. He's just salty that he was casted in the movie, he was mad that there is no inclusion in the new movie and in his own words, "an all white cast"

[@nerdwarp112]

This movie is really weird, but I love how weird it is. I don’t know whose idea it was to make the Mushroom Kingdom a dystopian dinosaur New York, but it’s certainly an interesting adaptation.

[@Charles12]

It was directors Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankels' idea to do it like this for their interest and experience in dystopia cyberpunk with Max Headroom mixed with their kids' interest in dinosaurs. Truly inspired idea imo even if it has nothing to do with Mario.

[@Scrofar]

8:56 no wait shut up, that's an IMPRESSIVE impression of LMM's music style

[@Avocado11]

10:35 Now we need a dinosaur teen romance movie. 11:22 Blue shell hit the lead tower.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Tammy and the T-Rex?

[@zachcooper6236]

That brain-enlarged nerd they made was the mechanic Ferris Bueller and Pals left the Ferrari with when they went to Chicago

[@discontent426]

This film is a perfect example of what not to do when you are making a video game movie

[@Charles12]

Hey, it was the first so it gets a pass

[@alyxg2764]

Who would’ve expected the Mario movie to be a weird world traveling cyberpunk movie with dinosaurs where the twin towers are destroyed

[@Lameashellcosplay]

I love when Eric works some kind of theme park reference into the commentaries.

[@emmabarnes9484]

I was obsessed with this movie as a kid omg

[@joshshiemke4153]

I love it when Jake comes back on

[@RedEarth20XDX]

4:20 "hes definitely not okay"

[@somecanadiangirl1]

9:08 she Koopa on my Yoshi till I Goomba

[@voidlazar9912]

3:13 idk if I'm high or something but I laughed for like 5 minutes at this Ghostbusters 2 reference. That movie was so cool to kid me.

[@MFBloosh]

The fact that Bob Hoskins almost died making THIS MOVIE make me want to hate it, but I just can't bring myself to.

[@emblemblade9245]

Same. The director is an absolute POS and allegedly the original script was gonna be a much straighter adaptation of the games but he changed it. But god as much as I want to hate this movie’s for all those reasons, I can’t help but love it

[@bryanwhite5114]

HE DIDNT EVEN GET THE SQUARE ROOT RIGHT

[@Allmenroder0854]

Great to see a new upload! Thanks for posting Eric!

[@PrettyMuchIt]

thank YOU for watching, nat!

[@Max25670]

"They are wearing the opposite colors, this movie is FUCKED!"

[@bluefinMarga]

I've never seen this before and I was in the library...oh my gosh my eyes about exploded I was holding in my laughter so hard at that 'monkey' part

[@sillygoofy1893]

eric’s wheeze gives me life

[@MinddKidzag]

11:59 Koopa is giving the pizza boy a vibe check?

[@enbytoon]

Holy shit I needed this video I was wheezing along with you all, had an awful couple weeks and this was just the boost of serotonin I needed, thanks Eric ❤

[@PrettyMuchIt]

happy to help, hope things get better soon ❤️

[@aggieeggs6515]

listening to eric be flabbergasted by this movie is to funny

[@wk4368]

i watched this movie when i was so young, i thought it was a FEVER DREAM

[@cooljma]

Fun fact: That guy that the machine made smart got his math wrong. He said 26,481 when he meant 36,481. Yes, I checked, and yes, with a calculator.

[@fern1820]

i liked the part of this video where you guys tried to remember what a meringue is

[@PrettyMuchIt]

THATS THE ONE

[@fern1820]

@@PrettyMuchIt happy i could help the boys

[@RealBradMiller]

John Leguisamo in this movie... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@katiedoodles]

I know it was after this movie but I would’ve loved a sequel, put leguizamo in a haunted mansion and give him a vacuum damnit

[@djfaceplant2076]

Why do the goombas look like the lizard from amazing Spider-Man

[@Aj61406]

Yo, their laughs are so contagious 😂

[@mrjukeboxparty4563]

I have some pretty bad memory problems but at the very least I remember everything that happens in this movie. It’s burned into my mind forever and I’ll never be rid of it

[@emblemblade9245]

I wish they left in the ending part in the credits where two Japanese guys show up and say “we want to make a game based on your adventure, what should we call it?” and of course you think they’re talking to Mario and Luigi but then it shows them talking to Spike and Iggy. Genuinely funny joke right there.

[@Wruce_Bayne]

That cut from the twin towers to MONKE made me lose it

[@DisneyDancer1990]

Knowing how absolutely atrocious this movie is, watching your reactions is the perfect treat as I recover from strep. Thank you for this blessing.

[@CrazyForMoose01]

Damn the throwback to camp pmi hits different- was literally in middle school and am graduating college

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

This film is amazing no joke its surreal at every moment foreground an background Toad just vibing on the street and Police having High-heel babes on standby

[@benamisai-kham5892]

I know I've watched this with my dad, it's a huge fever dream. I think I watched some other bits of it on TV through the years but it's been over 10 years, it remains a fever dream I don't think I'm strong enough to fill in any other gaps.

[@wastedtalent666]

*That's not the square root of 26481 but of 36481 he got the first number wrong* 😂

[@rileyherbert739]

14:36 this is the hardest I have ever laughed at a youtube vid

[@meganotis3905]

You guys seen the original Mortal Kombat movie? I still have mine at my parents house…in VHS…back when we record movies into blank video tapes lmao. There was Mortal Kombat, Congo and Jurassic Park in one VHS tape lmao

[@connorbeith3232]

Ok, so I figured out the perfect cameo for a Mario movie sequel. In the new one, it's stated that Pauline had just become mayor by the time Brooklyn gets flooded. What if, during that election, her main opponent was a shady politician similar to Koopa in this movie played by Dennis Hopper?

[@sam_sleeper]

Learning that Eric quotes Blue Velvet on the regular makes me very happy

[@davidtorto4404]

"press A to kiss your brother" whoa what game is this?

[@chase1146]

I want a clip of koopa saying monkey for very bad reasons

[@1MockingJay]

itsa egg floored me so hard i had to pause for a second

[@gamefreak762]

9:18 my favorite part of this is that the math literally isn't even correct. 191 is the square root of 36,481 but he said it was the square root of 26,481 lmao

[@theflickchick9850]

Finally, someone else who thinks about Buffalo Bill when they see the Bullet Bill. I don't feel so weird about that anymore. Also, I think this Yoshi is kinda cute.

[@tommydiaz-millan2438]

Next is the animated Mario movie released 30 years today after the live-action one where we do have Bowser, who is Bowser and not Dennis Hopper with crazy hair.

[@NathanExploshin]

I just don’t see how anyone who knows of the Mario universe or even how Nintendo illustrates its games would think any part of this movie fit Mario. It’s amazing actually, that no one spoke up during any part of making this movie to stop it haha

[@spooderous]

I remember back in the early PMI days, Andrew's comic segments.

[@bananeyfish]

The worst part of this movie is that they got the absolute legend, Lance Henriksen for this movie and only had him say one line 😭

[@ryezio3637]

The Hot Dog studios sign omfggggg

[@BlackManta_777]

Disturbing/Sexually Hostile Dennis Hopper Performances Ranked: 1.) Super Mario Brothers 2.) Blue Velvet

[@gungle2595]

Love that the climactic end fight wasn't included so the end of the movie is just "monkey!"

[@Omfgwhtavid]

I watched this all the time as a kid and completely forgot everything about it

[@toadboy7493]

Luigi literally got them to do the koopa troopa tik tok dance

[@washingtonfootballfan1553]

The only super Mario movie now is the new one it is amazing does the video game so much justice and definitely leaves it open for sequels

[@KeefSweat512]

Best one yet. Jake Baldino exists in the Pretty Much It universe? Sold

[@DUGotd]

He’s an OG , he’s been in pretty much it since the very start. He used to cover the games on their Friday show every week.

[@heywhatupitsash7389]

Some 90s and early 00s movies give me a sense of impending doom. Like the plotline could turn fucking traumatising in about .2s flat. Its hard to explain. This movie for sure is on that list.

[@SonofAGunFrom410]

Is this the original trio??

[@Aldrumfly]

Nintendo sixty-floor got me good

[@DipseyDex]

Ngl seeing the trade towers damaged was a surprise i was not expecting. 😅

[@billygregory1547]

Dude I still find it so cool how u live in a van cuz u don’t even need to pay rent all u gotta do is pay for gas its brilliant

[@PrettyMuchIt]

☝🏼

[@bobbackward6461]

It's a shame they never got Captain Lou Albano for this. I often wonder how this could have gone if it had actually been good.

[@Persephone_ch]

Bastardizes the source material in the best way possible.

[@GUYI621]

1:28 HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE TITLE OF THE VIDEO!!

[@meganstaton7467]

Everyone stop what you’re doing baby girl just posted🫡