Everything Wrong With Super Mario Bros. In 21 Minutes Or Less

This movie is bad. And it should feel bad. And you will feel bad after watching it.
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[@jackalobowaitthisnameistaken]

I saw this movie as a kid and was confused. After watching this, I'm even more confused.

[@nile7483]

Jackson Loya same

[@zanetmh]

Jackson Loya i honestly saw this movie before playing mario games so this introducesed me into series

[@opsate1140]

Jakub GKala I feel bad for you, because this movie sucks!

[@ben_the_whale_1829]

Jackson Loya same

[@castonyoung7514]

Same

[@zen.3279]

This may seem especially nitpicky, but I see a couple of aesthetic problems with this movie. 1. In the games, Mario is only minutes older than Luigi. They're twins. 2. Luigi has no moustache in this movie. 3. Koopa looks like a politician. Hell, he acts like one to.

[@CaptainWobbs]

Koopa looks like one particular politician. I'll leave the guessing up to you.

[@JohnPerry27]

trump

[@TheLivelovelaugh165]

Trump confirmed reptilian, Wake up America

[@chickencurry420]

How about how at the beginning (when they're driving the truck and then met Daisy) Mario is wearing a green jumpsuit and Luigi is wearing a red hoodie. Also, Daisy is blonde in this despite being a brunette in the game this movie is supposedly based off of? And King Koopa evolved from a T Rex (Cuz that's how evolution works, apparently) instead of a turtle.

[@MegaRetroRocket]

Not to mention that the games Daisy appeared in didn't feature Luigi; The Princess had changed to Toadstool/Peach by the time Luigi was included.

[@Linuxdirk]

Can we please talk about the fact that this movie canonically made the Mario brothers last name "Mario"?

[@foursidekm]

Actually the supershow made the same joke a few years prior. I guess it's just an easy conclusion to come to when they're called the "mario brothers"

[@Linuxdirk]

I can barely remember anything from the supershow. It was sooo long ago.

[@crazyirishgamer2265]

​@FoursideKM the OG mario game the main character was also Mario "jumpman" Mario

[@Linuxdirk]

@@crazyirishgamer2265 So ... "Jumpman" is the nickname of Mario Mario. Does Luigi Mario also have a nickname?

[@WarpChaos]

​@@Linuxdirk Mr. L

[@CasualRacerRed]

Why does Mario look old enough to be Luigi's father? Aren't they supposed to be brothers? = 100 sins

[@Jose-lb9uh]

Yes but Mario is supposed to be older than Luigi, that's how it's always beeny

[@godwith6515]

@@Jose-lb9uh not 20 years older tho

[@joshdodd283]

@@godwith6515 lol

[@fishfingers4547]

Actually, they're twins. As is clearly stated during the intro to Super Mario World 2, Yoshi's island.

[@foursidekm]

​@@Jose-lb9uh yeah by like a few minutes. Mario and Luigi are twins

[@morflavo]

I have a sin to contribute: the whole movie.

[@pixelcatt1644]

Shots Fired

[@TZER0]

Amen.

[@rappytheraccoon]

Genarite Dragonium that's what I was thinking that he was gonna say before I played the vid

[@sarcasmal5744]

That's worth a whole 10 sins.

[@stonexl]

The best part about this movie is how there was basically a war between the directors and the cast. They *hated* each other and made damn well sure to show it, yet somehow a "movie" (if you can call it that) was able to be made in the process.

[@bigstank6387]

Wow, really?

[@generalpershingm2656]

I did not know that. That's interesting

[@galvaniccorsair]

This kind of explains why the movie was that bad.

[@Pinkranger87]

I think it was the Director and Bob Haskins hated each other

[@Dan55888]

I did not know that

[@nikkibee8986]

I loved this movie when I was a kid. I was only 6 when it came out. Now as an adult, I feel really bad for making my parents sit through it at the cinema. Twice.

[@calebcruz2812]

You monster

[@stussysinglet]

Twice… you have a good parents

[@blueonblack83]

Treat them to a nice dinner. That's the least you can do after that emotional scarring.

[@sloppyphart7879]

@@blueonblack83 it's really not that bad.

[@rim8945]

my mom introduced it to me

[@josephmarrison4606]

12:51. There was a deleted part of the opening where Koopa is following Daisy’s Mother to Brooklyn, when he arrives there he sees The Statue of Liberty and looks at it. This inspires him to build his own as seen in this scene.

[@halo4224]

Thank you Mario! But the potential for an actually good movie is in another castle!

[@Mikewee777]

Best comment in this entire thread. Thank you , Nolan Yee. :)

[@teetee1640]

+Mike Richard Hey! Address him by his full title: Nolan Yee (HaloExpert422)

[@invisiblestorm2340]

This comment shows that clever things CAN be found in KZbin comments

[@colepen8772]

Fcxd

[@cockroachcharlie5619]

+invisiblestorm And that something good can come from this movie.

[@jeremyhulbert3343]

True story: After Hoskins' son saw this movie, he asked his dad why he was in such an awful movie. He said "Son, I have to work because you need shoes". The son replied "Dad, I don't need shoes that bad".

[@MrParkerman6]

He also studied his kid playing with invisible friend So He could act with invisible cartoons in Roger Rabbit. He started to hallucinate them after the movie was done.

[@mistyapril29]

* Dennis Hopper, not Bob

[@theYear_project]

Lol. Holy crap!

[@MrParkerman6]

It's not BS. What I said is COMPLETELY true. Bob said it himself.

[@charlesbrownjr5618]

Oof

[@dylangoettlicher7512]

In the immortal words of jelloapocalypse: "Sometimes a bad movie is better than a boring movie because you can make fun of a bad movie"

[@qunt100]

I liked this movie to be honest. It was different but cool to me.

[@KiraGlitterDash]

6:47 "Entering into walls with Super Mario 64 logics years before launching that game"

[@_michaelfaith]

Super Mario bros 3 had a glitch where you could go through the wall.

[@qunt100]

Makes me think of that one wall in the basement. Or the one on the side of the mountain on tall tall mountain. And the invisible wall on the second floor for the snow level.

[@mejiacantillogustavo]

Bowser did 9/11. Edit: 911 LIKES, YOOO!!

[@vamavindicate1826]

Does Bowser's fire breath melt steel beams?

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

Vama Vindicate It actually does.

[@OfficialBurnout]

MCGustavo DAMMIT! You beat me to it!

[@TasX]

MCGustavo Bowser's a Muslim?

[@blackbokuto]

It's all so clear now

[@s0sakage777]

18:01 mr. mario, i don't feel so good

[@felineisland7650]

I was waiting for someone to point that out. 🤣

[@Ani-yi1hs]

Thank you

[@TheGoldenKoopa-di1kr]

The super Mario bros. movie did it before it was cool.

[@jacksterling9258]

How many fanboys are we going to have to kill before this stupid joke goes away...

[@firestone9755]

Jack Sterling just go back in time before the movie was made and kill the director of avengers infinity war. problem solved 😁 (i think)

[@RiotGrl416]

"It's down here!" "You mean where all the water is? That's crazy talk!" I laughed way too hard at that

[@LucyAdroit]

"HEY, MARIO!" GOD. DAMNIT." My favorite sin of all time

[@oducks5820]

I had no clue that this movie was even a thing.

[@hphughes7197]

Oducks58 I'm sad to tell you I've seen this.

[@jacobhiggins6113]

Hunter Hughes I own it :(

[@b5m3_mov]

I only heard it was a game! D:

[@leak5661]

Oducks58 This was on the Tv on my birthday. I was so happy to see this title... After 5 seconds I was no longer happy....

[@MrDeflador]

jacob higgins Burn it

[@realdogacademy]

18:13 I had to watch this like 10 times.. There is a damn plane flying right towards the WTC towers in this shot, and then the towers get "damaged." That is some creepy shit.....

[@Darticus42]

draaaaaaaak ;_; I didn't notice that *cowers*

[@Thesoga0820]

That's fucking creepy because this movie was made in 1993. The twin towers went down in 2001....

[@southpaw117]

draaaaaaaak Wow, I didn't notice the plane!

[@doom4566]

Let the conspiracy theories begin! (This movie predicted 911) BWOOOOOONG!

[@realdogacademy]

StarWarsFtw :D Or maybe this movie inspired 911...

[@rmzing]

Over 200 actual points of contention with this movie. That might be a CinemaSins record.

[@missyjuma7155]

Check out Home Alone 2. It has more. *Way More*

[@archaicfalcon4898]

Missy Juma some might say a million more.

[@9to5Drone]

This has GOT to be the most sinful movie ever, right? There's just no way.

[@Agohlmador]

@@9to5Drone Food Fight

[@noone-ss8lu]

Na i think the fast series was worse. especially 8 had almost broken the sin counter multiple times.

[@traemobg]

Holy shit!!! I NEVER knew that ending credit scene existed!!!

[@georgemdz1629]

You forgot 2 sins 1: Mario was trying to stay away from mushrooms 2: Mario refused to jump

[@leebydeeby]

He tends to stay away from sinning things that would be canon or popular in a different franchise of things. Same reason he didn't call out Smash Mouth for being meme-worthy in Everything Wrong With Shrek.

[@Krimberr]

George Mdzeluri I have another sin 3: this movie

[@evilfrog2300]

And Mario has hair and Luigi has a mustachr

[@chuuweebyou]

In that moment, he was performing the ABC

[@tuamatrem8304]

clothes colors inverted (overalls should be blue, shirts red/green

[@shadowsa2b]

Toad is supposed to be a mushroom person. Why did he devolve into a lizard man thing? And why do some goombas have snake heads?

[@darthkairu]

Or is he a weird person with a mushroom hat?

[@plushman3685]

because yes

[@NotSteveCook]

Because why pay attention to the video game franchise beyond the name and a few of its minor elements?

[@Pokefanctoo]

Exactly

[@thelittlemanfromthedraftbo6805]

The round headed ones are goombas, the dinosaurs are koopas and the snakes are other enemy but I don't remember

[@V3racious3]

LOL'd at the "Seriously, did I miss the take shrooms now instructions earlier in this film?"

[@deuceman1335]

17:07 i forgot they had their last names mario

[@amethia4121]

So Mario's full name is Mario Mario?

[@Chris-rj4fs]

@@amethia4121 yes they actually cover that in the scene where the mario bros get arrested. his name is mario mario

[@trans-dragonroger1948]

That’s just plain weird. Then again, this entire movie is weird. And stupid.

[@touchingthings4289]

For every action, there is a social media overreaction.

[@broonboard5612]

Touching Things true

[@robertwagner2090]

***** Its a parody quote of one of the laws of motion. "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." -Issac Newton; 1686

[@protol5683]

"That is if Mario helps Luigi get the condom on." Well THATS something I never thought I'd hear.

[@willrussell01]

*“Hoskins and Hopper must’ve needed to pay for a summer home or something”* Nah Dennis just needed to do this movie so his son Henry can have shoes 🤣

[@keatonfox1874]

This video made me want to go back and re-watch the movie I haven't seen in probably 25 years. I got chills and everything!

[@FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI]

Everything Wrong With Super Mario Bros. In 1 second or less.... *THIS EXISTS.*

[@charlesbrownjr5618]

The whole movie *Infinite dings*

[@amehak1922]

Glad I never wasted money on this.

[@hotdog347]

I’d rather watch the SMBSS than this.

[@durrburgerdennis4030]

I like the movie

[@CalebCraft10]

If they make another Mario movie, it should be: -Made by Nintendo. -Animated. -Respectful of the source material. -Actual humor. -Actual action scenes. -Similar designs to games.

[@acebruck5670]

Yeah, those are definitely requirements for a Mario movie that makes some actual sense!

[@warreng675]

This is Mario game what did you expect Arnold Schwarzannegger shooting people grenades 10 feet away from him and surviving

[@LoudToon99]

And thankfully, it has been leaked that Nintendo and Sony are making an animated Mario movie, but it has yet to be confirmed.

[@darkblade8660]

Yes i agree live action doesn't make the cut

[@mortensejer4828]

And get inspiration from super mario galaxy

[@AlexanderYamada]

"Daisy doesn't understand that 'please step into the van' are usually the last words you hear before stepping into the van." 😂😂😂

[@Rodolphus1]

17:11 Jeremy's reaction is my reaction to every Fast and Furious film ever.

[@CERTAIND00M]

I know there were A LOT of sins in this movie, so it's understandable that you missed a rather big one: During the car chase, literally 7 seconds after Mario slams on the brakes to make the two goons shoot each other, they approach a cliff and Luigi screams, Hit the breaks!" To which Mario replies, "These things don't have any brakes." (Which, I believe, was a fact established earlier in the film.) My question is, "Then what pedal did he slam on to decrease in speed to throw off the goons moments ago? Because those seem an awful lot like brakes to me.

[@tara-maewrona7490]

Also.. where is Luigi's mustache?????? That to me was most upsetting. And bubbles can't melt steel beams.

[@CERTAIND00M]

Tara-Mae Wrona Both solid points.

[@paoladonoso7219]

Tara-Mae Wrona Neither can jet fuel.

[@ClassicSchmosby]

Paola Donoso h

[@tara-maewrona7490]

Paola Donoso ikr;)

[@AMekhi]

Don't you love how this movie predicted 9/11?

[@totallynotjeff7748]

Phantom Thompson yat

[@donvalentino9822]

Phantom Thompson NO NO NO, no naaa mate... This WAS the 9/11

[@ishmael0543]

Phantom Thomson thanks to being a terrorist to this movie it seems bad.

[@shannonperriton2713]

The boom thing

[@opsate1140]

Mike io lets add one sin.

[@Justforvisit]

"How did anyone think this was the way to do a Mario movie? Yeah, you can't have a guy running on platforms and hopping on mushrooms and call it a movie..." Well, it worked in 2023....just saying....

[@thehale_]

I’m very curious as to what went through the writers and producer’s minds when making this movie. Not even joking. I legit wonder how they thought that making a movie about a video game but also making it completely different from said video game would ever work.

[@radi2986]

Free mason

[@radi2986]

Free mason

[@zachschmitt3654]

That bomb was the most accurate to the video game part of this movie

[@maskedkoopakid1405]

No, it has reeboks, and it is wound up.

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

@@maskedkoopakid1405 yeah, it had those, but still the most accurate part sadly

[@ayleth891]

I read an article a while ago, so some of the details might be wrong, but the reason the set, costume, and props were so unlike in the source material is because the set, costume, and props were designed for a Mario-themed sex film. Another director was brought in to remake the script for the movie, but it was behind schedule, so they had to use the materials they were given.

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

@@ayleth891 I actually think I recall reading that too.. couple years ago when every gaming article writers were making those "10 things you didn't know about Nintendo" craps.

[@jtg1972]

And it was still way too small.

[@therealCrazyJake]

Okay, does NOBODY else have a problem with the fact that LUIGI DOESN'T HAVE A MUSTACHE IN THIS MOVIE?!? I mean, they both had a mustache in the video games and in the cartoon, and everything else they were in, except for this movie. What makes this even more painful is that you can clearly tell that John Leguizamo is fully capable of growing a mustache. So, why was it not made a necessity for both Mario and Luigi to have a mustache in the movie? I can't be the only one who has a problem with this?

[@loganatorproductions]

I agree. It's one of his defining features. This movie was just terrible

[@loganatorproductions]

I agree. It's one of his defining features. This movie was just terrible

[@loganatorproductions]

I agree. It's one of his defining features. This movie was just terrible

[@briimines101]

I like how you completely glossed over the fact that Luigi looks like he's in his early twenties and that the Mario guy is like, say, forty. WTF??

[@miguelsandoval4926]

Yeah man. And also why is Luigi wearing RED and Mario GREEN! THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!

[@HelenA-fs6dn]

There is absolutely NO chance in hell that the animated Illumination Super Mario will be anywhere close as bad. This is the worst movie ever made.

[@KingSmoothcheeksPig]

1.The whole fricking thing 2.EVEN MORE SOMEHOW! Yes,i got that from Dorkly.

[@petermarsella6537]

I didn’t notice before, but the necklace around Luigi’s neck is an Italian “lucky charm”. What it is said to do is get rid of evil spirits, which references Luigi’s fear of... well, many things, but ghosts is what I’m going for here. Point is they did their research. Not the right research, but I’ll give points for getting something right

[@SonicmaniaVideos]

Year Old Comment: Research on what? Luigi being afraid of ghost wasn't a thing in the games yet.

[@playboi.monke_7658]

@@SonicmaniaVideos nobody cares

[@HauntingBull]

Ladies and Gentlemen - this crap right here is why Nintendo became so anal about copyright. Look what happened when they trusted someone with their property last time!

[@Underworlder5]

Zeb Cheek anal?

[@HauntingBull]

very mad guy sorry if that was lost in translation - tight assed about their copyrights. Better?

[@Underworlder5]

Zeb Cheek out of all the slangs i read... i never saw that before

[@HauntingBull]

very mad guy no problem Glad I could educate you. LOL

[@Underworlder5]

Zeb Cheek inb4 more confusing internet slang

[@sleepytubbs9405]

11:20 it's actually 36481 to have a square root of 191 so they probably just switched the 3 with a 2

[@ksmith9873]

This movie unlocks such a deep memory of my childhood omg

[@darkelybuddha]

First, Luigi doesn't have a mastache. For a large portion of the movie, Mario and Luigi trade color schemes, Mario wearing green and Luigi wearing red. Luigi looks like a discount Anthony Padilla. Daisy isn't a brunette here, and is a dinosaur? Mario and Luigi are living in the normal world, and have no connection to the Mushroom Kingdom. The alternate world is completely new, (Not saying it's too bad of a thing.) and doesn't resemble a single location from the original games. My last sin for the film, is the possible involvement of drugs during the production of the film.

[@downshineintoupsmash1882]

Darkest Night The only connection is that one of the TV Shows took place in Brooklyn.

[@darkelybuddha]

The television show that *tried* to make "Do The Mario!" popular? And cut between live action and cartoon? That show was the shit.

[@Darticus42]

Darkest Night -the-

[@darkelybuddha]

Darticus the Great Hey, it was awesome back in the 90's. Yeah, it technically made "KZbin Poop" along with the Philips CDI, but it was still a cool show as a kid. Besides the music...

[@Zaidon7]

Darkest Night If people here are going to keep claiming "The books don't matter", then simply put, the games don't matter.

[@mestrePaulo22]

15:17 So the Jumpman Mario is saying he's not gonna jump?

[@brianwilliams7321]

mestrePaulo22 this is mario the plumber not jumpman

[@mestrePaulo22]

***** Exactly. This movie is based on the Super Mario Bros. series, which are games that you basically just run and *_jump_*

[@S0RGEx]

+Pippy The Magic Pencil Sharpening Toilet I have nothing to contribute, but your name makes me happy.

[@owenpo1417]

+mestrePaulo22 You're not going to jump?! You're Mario dude. That's literally the only thing you do!

[@mestrePaulo22]

Owen Po Exactly

[@ShaunInce123]

Had to come back to this in light of the recent cast announcements for the new Mario movie coming out in 2022.

[@haydensmith859]

This movie deserved triple the sins.

[@nickr2687]

What is mario's first name in this movie? Luigi introduces himself as Luigi Mario. So is Mario's name Mario Mario?

[@VFAtv8]

Yes.

[@phoenixv3d439]

This guy must've had some cruel or uninspired parents to come up with this name. Seriously, who would give their son the exact same first name than their last name?

[@kurisusenpai5728]

phoenixV3D Lot of muslins actually xD EVEN HAVING BOTH THE SAME FROM HIS FATHER's AND MOTHER's!!! I have met "Mohamed Mohamed Mohamed"

[@cockroachcharlie5619]

It's flip-flopped over the years as to whether or not that their names really are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. I've always figured it was an accident that they didn't realize that by calling them the "Mario Bros." they were establishing their last names as Mario. An OLD interview in Gamepro confirmed this, but a later interview in Game Informer has denied it. So it's really up in the air. I prefer considering them Mario Mario and Luigi Mario as the universe is silly enough to allow for it.

[@oreospeedwagon811]

Nick R His full name is Mario Jumpman Mario. Seriously!

[@RedEyesTops]

Well, Bob Hoskins kinda looks like Mario in this so that's something? I feel like he could play Mario well if the script was actually related to the games.

[@Krimberr]

If this movie had been good I would have cared more

[@Actinide5013]

i woult probably like it if: Nintendo helped producing, if it was animated, if it was made nowdays and also if the story changed completely to fit in the lore of any game in the series

[@androzani84productions85]

RedEyesTops Mario is material that CANNOT be adapted, as Jeremy points out in the video.

[@beeking1792]

I feel that if Bob Hoskins turned down the film offer (by the way he said doing the film was his biggest regret, and if he were to edit his past he would not do this movie) if he did turn down the offer who would take the role for Mario, and I personally think Jason Alexander would be just as good of a Mario as Bob Hoskins did. There should be a deep fake where Jason Alexander plays as Mario. Also in one scene when Mario tells Iggy and Spike to shut up, he sounded like George Constanza saying that. And in another scene when he says that the pipes must have been out of service for years, he sounded like Curly Howard from the three stooges. Could it be that Bob Hoskins, Jason Alexander, and Curly Howard are the same person but have different personalities? 🤔

[@barth9580]

You missed the chance to have Yoshi say "Allen!" in the outtakes.

[@CrazyGamerDragon64]

My favorite parts are 8:46 Mario: "I'm getting arrested for being a plumber!" CS: "That's plumbist." & 11:59 Luigi: "Where's Daisy, butt breath?!" CS: "Butt breath."

[@JamesOhGoodie]

11:21 This movie can't even get math right. Did no one on the set have a calculator?

[@DaRkLoRdZoRc]

In all fairness, THAT fuckup was probably just a typo. The square root of 26,481 isn't 191, but the square root of 36,481 is.

[@sprazz8668]

191^2 is actually 36481, making me think that they did work it out, it was just a typo. Still a sin tho, as far as I'm concerned.

[@bruceygoosey908]

So wait... this film is about dinosaurs evolving into humanoids, and trying to take over the world? Is this how the lizard people conspiracy got started?

[@zebawx7994]

LEAFY CONFIRMED

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

No that one actually started because some idiot thought to himself: "Hey, maybe the moon is actually a giant egg".

[@sherrybernard462]

Probably.

[@adampalmer7387]

Horrorkid 908 not likely

[@thefireflowergamer2157]

Horrorkid 908 Heh heh yeah. Still don't know why this movie is so stupid, thay messed it up so badly.

[@mcmicro1018]

"Hi I'm Daisy! And remember when I had blonde hair?"

[@1bup_animations]

When I saw this I was like “Can't wait for CinemaSins to make a video about the Illumination Mario movie” and I’m glad it finally happened

[@madscientist8286]

@5:32 Whoa, you can totally see the studio and backdrop and all.

[@theYear_project]

Lol. Dang!

[@TheMetalAllfather]

>be me >be watching CinemaSins >Someone Opens the door >every got on the floor >mfw no one walked The Dinosaur.

[@thisiswhatilike54]

>Be sperglord >Be greentexting >Not on 4chan >Top fucking kek

[@TheMetalAllfather]

ladenswallow09 you're citing 4chan and calling *me* a sperglord? Cute. Whats it like riding on the shortbus as an adult?

[@dcsweetpea6821]

Goo goo gaga where is my dummy

[@zerokjoker4039]

both of you are cringy as fuck

[@TheMetalAllfather]

ThisName DoesntMatter >mfw I'm not in Japan

[@Jenacide]

"Why even bother with the CGI when it's going to look like this?" Yo man these people got to learn somehow lol. Every craft goes through an ugly phase before it is perfected.

[@fringestream990]

Jena Cide nah, probably more of a financial issue.

[@trash_lol]

i saw this just as he said this

[@EasyCure0]

This movie came out a month or so before Jurassic Park, which blended CG with practical effects.

[@KatieLHall-fy1hw]

four13dream budgets though

[@shaw_rng785]

The biggest sin in this movie was Luigi not having a mustache, and that goomba’s face of course.

[@thepickygamer4450]

God damn, she's been petting this thing forever. To be fair, if I met a raptor that was friendly like a dog, I would too.

[@princessmarthajandio]

Count me in, too.

[@princessmarthajandio]

@average joe We need to find Yoshi a Yoshi Cookie.

[@Chris-rj4fs]

definitely. I'd be giving belly ribs and all for hours 😅

[@BanaDoyabad]

I'm down for some Yoshi belly rubs too 😁! Yoshi is 🐶+🦖 which to me = ❤

[@gamerbro8399]

It would be kinda cool to take care if a Raptor, but then again, it's dangerous too

[@randehmarshgames4608]

It feels like Luigi was more of a main character in this than Mario. Just name it Super Luigi lol.

[@thepickygamer4450]

They're both in it and their last name is Mario so the name of the movie is fine.

[@cadendicky1855]

They almost made Luigi's Mansion the movie before Luigi's Mansion the game.

[@Gothiclovesick]

But the last name is Mario

[@mikelombard21]

To date this is still my favorite Everything Wrong With.. video there is. There is perfect blend of criticism and just being a terrible film that makes this magical.

[@OBWInspector]

low iq criticism over a classic movie, bunch of losers be watching this nonsense

[@mikelombard21]

@@OBWInspector while I agree. I wouldn't call it a classic movie and it is objectively bad. It's not like it's citizen cane or the godfather were talking about here.

[@allmertalex]

I remember loving this game as a child, I still actually like it somewhat.

[@DTCompletion]

So I told my girlfriend, "Hey, wanna watch Super Mario Bros... The Movie? I remember it when I was a kid." I also had the brilliant-at-the-time idea to do a drinking game where we drank every time they said either "Mario" or "Luigi" DO NOT DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@micah4029]

How are either of you alive?

[@livispuzzled]

Devan Durkee *300 shots later*

[@bellablondon6172]

You don’t have to tell me twice, or anytime

[@isthisloss4839]

Just drink milk

[@Dark_Mishra]

If you want to survive, I’d recommend drinking something with very low proof...

[@33pandagamer]

What, no sin for the fact that Mario looks 20 years older than Luigi? Edit: thanks for the likes

[@Axos_Abode]

Mario *IS* older than Luigi, but not that older, Mario would be in kindergarten by the time Luigi was born.

[@33pandagamer]

@@Axos_Abode , oh I thought that they were twins.

[@Axos_Abode]

@@33pandagamer glad I tought you something!

[@kwami_spider]

What, no sin that this movie exists?

[@everythingthrice2582]

Father son movie plot that's why

[@beeking1792]

18:07 8-9 years after this film was released, this scene is still very hard to watch

[@mdansbyjr]

7:58: Nice "Sliver" reference! Epic movie that I can't wait (whether you've done it or not) to find the Sins vid for!!!!

[@SebastianTheGreat]

Yep. Mario Bros. predicted 9/11. I think I'm done now.

[@AshU-ug2fy]

+SebastianTheGreat Not predicted, telling us it was going to happen. The crazies like to warn us before they do massive damage... for some reason.... #VillainsHaveBigEgos

[@PupaBeebs]

Also the humanoid t-Rex people = the reptillians

[@TheKlink]

+SebastianTheGreat so did the simpsons.

[@Hello--There]

18:07 remember, this was before the terrorist attack..

[@dannybeads3672]

I know this drove me nuts when I saw it again, like, they basically have the two towers if the were able to put the fires out relatively quickly and save most of the buildings, one with a giant hole from hitting lower, and one that hit higher and burned all the way through to the top. Like, eerily accurate locations of where the airplanes hit, and like 9 years before it happened.

[@andreso340]

@@dannybeads3672 There is even an airplane flying into the tower!

[@Noname-fb1mm]

The real reason why people hate this movie

[@lqu]

*_THE_* terrorist attack? What?

[@fortniteistrash4877]

Oh hello there

[@glasshorse6893]

they're gonna need to call this super mario bros (1993) now

[@Cheezy_Cheesburber]

We need a sin for Alan Silvestri having composed this movie... He deserves to compose for better movies

[@fouwiimedia5347]

One word: Spaceballs

[@zrksyd]

One word: Your favorite movie

[@fouwiimedia5347]

zrksyd One word: Maybe

[@Dudester100]

One word: Penis

[@rodrigocastro3394]

zrksyd thats 3 words

[@zrksyd]

Boba Fett I realize

[@HappyPotat]

This is essentially the Sonic 06 of Nintendo.

[@andyperez1981]

Nintendo didn't make this garbage

[@SmooveShotta]

TheHappy_P0tat0 lmaooooo

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

The Zelda CDi games claim that title for me.

[@solarstrike33]

TheHappy_P0tat0 You ever heard about Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric?

[@ethantrotter473]

SolarstrikeVG That's bad but sonic 06 is still worse

[@Shaydoereme]

My mom taped this on a vcr tape. I'm certain I've seen this movie over 20 times before I could speak.

[@lifeofjeffrey2447]

No person should EVER go through this. My deepest condolences 😔

[@spanky9676]

Are you still in therapy?

[@Dabrick47]

Who woulda guessed that for a video game movie to be successful, you should make about the actual video game? Seriously, how did it take THIRTY YEARS after this for them to figure that out?

[@TristenLawson]

I thought everyone mutually agreed to not talk about this movie

[@MrParkerman6]

Nope.

[@charlesbrownjr5618]

No wonder I haven't heard anything about it after I saw it

[@Tomgd420]

It's somehow remembered by all and mostly not something people talk about.

[@jatabo1574]

Movie? What movie?

[@sarahadair7320]

I did to

[@alexandrabeach1185]

This movie is the reason Nintendo will not give the green light for a Zelda movie. This is why we can't have nice things. -_-

[@tylerdaise4366]

But the Pokemon Detective Pikachu movie will be the best Nintendo movie ever because the characters looks like as they did in anime and games.

[@deucewayne449]

Alexandra Beach Legend with Tom Cruise

[@KnakuanaRka]

There’s a Mario movie announced for 2019, and at least it appears faithful to the games. Sadly, it’s being made by Illumination. Yes, Nintendo, so obsessed with quality, let a studio legendary for cheap, marketable meh like Sing and Secret Life of Pets license their flagship mascot; don’t ask why.

[@tylerdaise4366]

@@KnakuanaRka Pokemon Detective Pikachu was almost with Illumination. Hopefully Detective Pikachu will be the best nintendo movie since the pokemon look,sound,and act as they do in video games and anime.

[@societyproductions]

The main reason there hasn't been a Legend of Zelda movie was because of the Zelda cartoon and the fucking hellspawn that is the CD-i Zelda games. At least some people unironically liked the Zelda cartoon. Same cannot be said for those CD-i games.

[@KEN-1991]

If I were Nintendo making a deal on an American Super Mario Bros. Movie: • I’d release the movie in 1987 on the 5th anniversary of the arcade classic Mario Bros. (1983). • I’d give the rights to Warner Bros. Pictures (USA) and Toho Co., Ltd. (Japan). • The story would be faithful to the game beginning with Mario and Luigi fighting giant turtles and creeping crabs from the pipes of the NYC sewers. • I’d cast Rick Moranis as Mario. • I’d also cast Paul Reubens as Luigi. • I’d also cast Kim Basinger as Princess Toadstool. • I’d also cast Warwick Davis as Toad. • I’d also cast Hulk Hogan as King Koopa.

[@Alphawolf2017]

At least it'll make sense in animation.....oh who am I kidding? Freakin' Chris Pratt is voicing Mario in the SMB remake!

[@WarpChaos]

It was good

[@mettatonex7221]

Daisy is blonde. *ding* Also, they decided to go with Daisy instead of Peach, or even Pauline. *ding* Also, this movie exists. *ding* If that rumor about another Mario movie is true, it better live up to Mario.

[@mettatonex7221]

***** *sigh*. So my least favorite video game chick in history was spawned from the worst video game to movie adaptation in history.

[@Underworlder5]

Ultron 5 daisy needs some more love. outside of super Mario land, she only starred in spinoff and party games. rosalina is getting much more popular and shes very recent compared to the other princesses (probably because she was actually important in the game she debuted in other than being another damsel in distress)

[@mettatonex7221]

very mad guy I like Rosalina, and I hate Daisy. I hope something bad happens to Daisy.

[@Underworlder5]

Ultron 5 care to explain your animosity towards daisy? shes rather likeable

[@LangdonGames]

***** Actually this was after. Daisy first appeared in 1989 in Super Mario Land for Game Boy.

[@HermitMongoose]

Bob Hoskins didn't live through hell during the making of this movie. He was higher than Mario's jump the whole time. Hell, even higher than Luigi's.

[@yeet4607]

PK Mongoose Actually, he has spoke out many times that is his worst movie, and claims that it was "Living Hell" during production, as he broke a finger, nearly drowned, and a lot more injuries. In fact the only reason he did the movie was for his kids, if I remember correctly.

[@yeet4607]

PK Mongoose Actually, he has spoke out many times that is his worst movie, and claims that it was "Living Hell" during production, as he broke a finger, nearly drowned, and a lot more injuries. In fact the only reason he did the movie was for his kids, if I remember correctly.

[@Alvin1689]

Zachtastic 117 so, even though the universe tried so hard to stop this movie from being made. It happened.

[@yeet4607]

Angel YOdaddy Yeah. Saddest part is that this movie had a budget of over $100 Million USD, and there were 3 scripts made before this one, one of which actually sounded somewhat like the original game. Also, just noticed I commented twice for some reason on my previous comment.

[@Mst3kfanatic1]

PK Mongoose I think the joke is that Hoskins almost died while filming this he was stabbed, and electrocuted.

[@AJ-xc4nm]

This movie is a goddamn fever dream. Edit: He even says that later in the video.

[@swinelias]

How is this an Edit? Lol

[@JRS06]

I'm glad that the Illumination movie learnt from this one's mistakes so we could have a great Mario movie. I suppose the 90s movie can be cut some slack as there was very little source material to go off, but it's an interesting original story posing as a Mario movie. The constant story changes probably didn't help either, but we can all be happy now that we have an effective and simple adaptation that we can call good.

[@Leith_Crowther]

This is the funniest thing I’ve read today.

[@tannerprice2018]

You forgot one sin...... Why and how is Mario Luigi's father and yet also his brother?

[@k3llyj3lly]

Tanner Price BY THE POWER OF INCEST!!!!!!!!

[@austinblackwell9600]

Tanner Price I heard him say Uncle Mario at the beginning

[@bigcat5348]

Tanner Price Why are people so up in arms over this? Mario clearly just looked after his younger brother after their parents died. It's not that complicated.

[@nela9202]

I wanted to say that was sick but then I thought about it and that's imposible unless you mean half brother and then that's sick

[@kiwa5461]

Tanner Pricek

[@travitasjamesdimas73]

“The worst thing I ever did? Super Mario Brothers. It was a fuckin' nightmare. The whole experience was a nightmare. It had a husband-and-wife team directing, whose arrogance had been mistaken for talent. After so many weeks their own agent told them to get off the set! Fuckin' nightmare. Fuckin' idiots.”-Bob Hoskins, "The Guardian" interview

[@TheBladeRoden]

I hope the sequel explains how Daisy's father descended from fungus, which is totally unrelated to the evolutionary path of dinosaurs (or monkeys). I demand a scientific explanation!

[@LMGM10]

"everything wrong with super Mario Bros The movie" Everything

[@maggsandcats2437]

LIES

[@QNEGRO1]

Hey I'm a fan of the games, the movie was amazing, Idk why people hate it, good movie for the time it came out. What not enough CGI in the movie and LGBTQ references? sad asf...

[@peter6928]

This is such an odd adaptation of the video game. It's like the creators never played the game. I do not understand.

[@richardcastanon635]

I remember doing some research, and the directors were some couple that apparently didn't care AT ALL. They just took the original script (which the original creators gave up on), half an hour of playing Super Mario Bros, and made a movie.

[@meta527II]

11:16 Yup, you're right, it is not. It's the square root of 36481. That's one digit off.

[@androzani84productions85]

meta527II I think the actor flubbed his line, but it was still the best take they had.

[@srinivas5019]

I never thought i would get bored by cinemasins video.

[@pieseasmyseas]

This movie was filmed about an hour away from me in wilmington north carolina

[@Guardrail9Boy]

Luigi: Hey Mario, do you remember that movie we made a few years ago? Mario: wE don'T tAlK aBouT thAt aNYmoRe!

[@yoitskheling]

*DING*

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

WE DONTA TALK ABOUTA DAT LUIGI,

[@thomasedwardharrison2879]

Sonic: Hahahahaha!

[@catherinepablo3631]

Today a good day we are celebrating 35th anniversary of SUPER MARIO BROS!!!!!!!!!!

[@deuceman1335]

now u get punished Luigi

[@j0nt]

The square root problem is an odd mistake for them to make. He said the square root of 26,481 is 191. But the square root of 36,481 is 191. How does that even happen?

[@Greatest_Hitz]

cuz math is hard

[@ShawnMeilicke]

The actor said the wrong number and they didn't redo the scene, probably.

[@hpnut4ever]

Could've been a typo in the script that no one caught.

[@bobtheduck]

1 digit off. Typo

[@cachotognax3600]

as showed later that evo machine did nothing at all exept make them fell more inteligent and expand vocabulary, so it actualy makes sense! But why put it in anyways?

[@linkthehero8431]

And Nintendo is doing _another_ Mario Movie with Chris Pratt as Mario 🙄. Charles Martinet will just make a cameo. Why not just use the _ACTUAL VOICE OF MARIO_ for the Illumination film?

[@jbvader721]

This is the same studio that made those "Minions" movies we're talking about. How did you expect their Mario movie to have a chance at being at least "decent"?

[@linkthehero8431]

@@jbvader721 I did see it on opening day, and it was a lot better than I thought it was going to be. They actually made the actual world look like the Mario one and follow the same rules. Also, I loved the feminist Peach.

[@edmclaughlin4923]

"Nuns don't immediately renounce their religion when they see a human baby hatch from an egg" Fell off my chair..... Yeah I just saw this one. It was in my feed.

[@piggyintheshadows]

I don't care how bad it is, I've always loved this movie. Mostly just because they took Super Mario Bros. and managed to turn it in to THIS.

[@OBWInspector]

it's crazy all the losers in these comments talkin bout it then drop a "I don't play video games" dumbasses

[@Bristol_Lively]

I just now realized that the man who was turned into an ape at the end of the movie was Donkey Kong. Edit: Stop liking and replying to this comment, it's a year old and nobody should care anymore. Edit 2: I know that my previous edit makes literally no sense. It was kinda stupid. Y'all have made some very valid points. This is actually my most liked comment! But seriously, stop liking and replying, I didn't even think that it was that good of a comment when I made it a year ago! I knew it was controversial, but I didn't think it was going to get this much good feedback! Thanks, I guess? Edit 3: The first time I actually watched this movie was at my mom's step sister's house. I was confused about it, and didn't know what it was until years later. I'd say I somewhat enjoyed it, it was fine. I haven't watched it in years, and I don't know if I ever will again. Oh, and that behemoth human Bowser turns into at the end of the movie, yeah, that's dinosaur dragon hybrid Bowser. You're welcome.

[@flangefur]

James D think about it though. Scapelli was who got turned into a monkey. Get it? Donkey Kong. He hates Mario. Makes as much sense as this movie

[@flangefur]

James D indeed I will!! 😘

[@Atreyufolife]

@James D such a little angry guy aren't ya?

[@offtheradar-5802]

Bristol Lively maybe Diddy Kong?

[@YamiSphinx]

@James D Chimpanzees are apes, gorillas are apes, Donkey Kong is a gorilla, the OP only said 'the man turned into an ape', therefore technically the OP isn't wrong nor an idiot. You however with your bad attitude aren't looking to far away from one smh.

[@Coolyes379]

Every second of this film is 100 sins each

[@BeansOnButter]

Y'know, I think that there's still potential for a good Mario movie, a lot's changed in 30 years More source material More advancements in technology You know not to hire Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel as directors And a second chance to make a movie that's actually related to the games in some way