Prison Simulator

[@BigManEvil]

Mark: "I did my job well" Also Mark: Fire extinguishes first prisoner, beats him up for fighting back, and then almost dies

[@cowboy0370]

Why wouldn't mark beat him

[@chlocifer2715]

Sounds like he did the job right to me 🖤

[@dominicspagnol8765]

@@chlocifer2715 tazer

[@chlocifer2715]

@@dominicspagnol8765 those things can hurt, I have a taser and tested it.

[@dominicspagnol8765]

@@chlocifer2715 too innocent

[@DoubleADwarf]

Mark: "I hope these are rubber bullets - they HAVE to be!" Also Mark: Aims exclusively for the head

[@spacegay6030]

I mean, it's what irl cops do lol

[@TheAbyssal]

@@spacegay6030 not really good are trained to aim for the center mass (chest)

[@jadenyoung9439]

@@spacegay6030 not really. Irl cops aim center mass

[@RageTyrannosaurus]

Rubber bullets are meant to be bounced off of another surface and ricochet into the target's center of mass, but he fires them right at the head. It's just like real life!

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@tannermielken1084]

Warden tells mark not to interrupt “rude!” Also Mark: proceeds to spray everyone with a fire extinguisher

[@disappointeddegenerate3186]

“I miss my family” *gets sprayed in the face*

[@hieiandkiarra]

Idk why but that part made me laugh so hard I cried

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@carebear2889]

@@26mic5 tell your mom to pack your bags

[@drez0847]

@@carebear2889 XD Nice i explained his comment in the more understandable language.

[@arson886]

Mark: “I’M GONNA PEPPER SPRAY EVERYBODY” *relaxing music starts*

[@sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108]

I have a feeling that this is going to be an inside joke for mark's wash and spray techniques.

[@kissarococo2459]

"Don't call anybody!"

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Lol

[@agamergirl166]

@@sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108 he's a pro at it 😏💨💨💨💨

[@KitKatWiffleBallBat]

This whole game makes me believe Prison is just a fraternity for law enforcement. Darts BRO, Doritos BRO, Lifting Weights BRO, and BRO...look at those plebs in orange jumpsuits! AWWW BROOOO!!! 🤪🍻

[@khazz33]

Only Mark would pick a fight with a murderer in a locked room using a fire extinguisher

[@Danganronpa2024]

The skills he developed through Powerwash Simulator trained him for that moment. 🤣

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

you haven't seen "the net"

[@shiggenmalein2859]

Character: aggressive Crime: Murder Markiplier: "I like these guys"

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

if they're your guys, they're your guys

[@junolazrine4928]

and r*pe

[@masonthejar8890]

I’m more concerned about the r@pe crimes lmao

[@teeee9632]

The coolest ppl kill

[@virtuedreamer6623]

half of tumblr and also myself tbh

[@h2h036]

markiplier literally murdering prisoners for 4 straight mins: “i hope these are rubber bullets”!

[@jessiehogue.]

...aaaand then proceeds to shoot them all in the face with them, often from very close distance.

[@jxte35asdf64]

You talkin to me?

[@n4t39]

@@jessiehogue. Actual police do what anyways-

[@SlicedBreaddd]

It says riot gun in the inventory so i guess it is rubber bullet? Tho he aims for the head anyway so they would still die lol

[@iphoneawesome123]

@@SlicedBreaddd yeah people get deflated eye balls from that. Legally only supposed to be ricochet hits or from a distance.

[@j.nx._269]

mark: literally fire extinguishes mans face also mark: he’s resisting 😡

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Yep

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Lol

[@smithsmith1956]

Just like actual cops.

[@dumbbirdyboysquawks8147]

@@smithsmith1956 Based

[@shadybandit7]

realistic

[@moltrazahn2279]

Mark at start of Riot: "Ill only knock them out with my baton" Mark at the end of Riot: "I really hope these are rubber bullets!" *Indiscriminately shoots people in the face and genitals*

[@messyalien5164]

Nah man! It's fine, they're just Nerf bullets

[@artonomousr6623]

Always aim for the neck for maximum abuse of power!

[@Kitsune16-r4h]

Well I mean it is a simulation game 🤔

[@jcdundrums3852]

Mark has discovered a new internet rule: if it exists, there's a simulation for it

[@woahimgamer6719]

Finally, rule 35

[@woomyinky6719]

@@woahimgamer6719 no...Rule E

[@Leegendari]

Rule 36: If it doesn't exist, it exists

[@PenclMusc]

@Shamohhh *THE COUNCIL SHALL DECIDE YOUR FATE*

[@Sqwidiot]

next up: existence simulator.

[@darcyk3051]

"Cleaning music" being played while Mark pepper sprays the prisoners had me laughing good

[@stardustpan]

I honestly don't remember the last time I burst out laughing for minutes like this, the combination of hours of that music ingrained in my brain from power washing then this xD Thank you Lixian, we love you

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@OliB150]

I haven’t watched much of the pressure washing series but picked up on the cleaning music from the gun cleaning section and when it started playing when he was pepper spraying, it really made me laugh

[@snotrocket6710]

My sides hurt so bad laughing so hard.

[@yigityigitoglu7451]

@ItzSkittles 29:52

[@thetardyowlvg9155]

"There's a discrepancy!" Mark had a Papers Please flashback lol

[@fernandom.varela1109]

lol same

[@timidblaze9790]

Mark: Literally beaten within an inch of his life on his first day. Also Mark: I feel good I am good, I am justice in this place.

[@فهدالعنزي-ع5ك7ث]

Ok

[@فهدالعنزي-ع5ك7ث]

Alright

[@فهدالعنزي-ع5ك7ث]

Right

[@فهدالعنزي-ع5ك7ث]

Correct

[@danpp8]

I love how when Mark's is first pressured to use the "riot gun" the pro gamer instict immediately kicks in and he instantly goes for the head

[@HeatBlaze02]

I love how easily he slipped back into "Papers, Please" mode when he was checking the new inmate's files.

[@jehnalualhati9692]

i was just thinking they lol when he said "Wait there's a discrepancy!"

[@jxte35asdf64]

You talkin to me?

[@SomeOne-rt5kn]

I like how mark got less injured in a full-scale riot than he did searching one dude with no weapons

[@YelloWool]

I think Mark may be addicted to simulator games...

[@madgasterplayzyt9446]

Oh hello yellow furry

[@Lafrentz_24]

Hello Mr. Wool

[@blake3937]

And I’m not complaining

[@ugoindown69]

Addiction simulator is next

[@taku3702]

Yea he'll probably end up playing simulator of simulator probably next

[@shinyhawk7843]

Game: “character - Aggressive/Crime-Rape” Mark: “I love these guys”

[@oel734]

I don't think he bothered to read the description of what these guys did. lol

[@youtubesucks6904]

Yikees

[@ChimkenNugget]

Such good ppl.

[@twlight76]

"I'm going to pepper spray everybody." [Plays 'Power Wash Simulator' muzak]

[@ceilingfan1813]

that was my favorite part.

[@yemyem727]

just another work day

[@jxte35asdf64]

You talkin to me?

[@kenny4yourthots]

It’s little things like that that make me love Lixian’s editing.

[@yaro_sem]

29:49

[@bonniebunniegirl4000]

Mark: does anything that alludes to cleanimg Lixian: *cue the power wash simulator music*

[@aisutistoto5771]

Yes Lmao

[@slackolantern]

When he did while Mark pepper sprayed like five people...I loved that lol

[@bonniebunniegirl4000]

@@slackolantern 🤣 yesss

[@ericridgeway2846]

Theory: this game, gas station, and drug dealer simulator are a trilogy. We need matpat to establish a timeline

[@patrickshinaltar7751]

Dont forget powerwash simulator.

[@MrWizeazz]

@@patrickshinaltar7751 I think that one (Power Wash Simulator) might be just a fever dream in the trilogy, or maybe some type of weird purgatory where you wait to go to heaven/hell (you make it what you make it homey) 🧼

[@jxte35asdf64]

You talkin to me?

[@neptxnian]

if ever you die in the trilogy you get sent to power wash simulator

[@pluviosity]

One of the prisoner got out and bought the gas station. That explains his shitty "Uncle".

[@Hellscap3]

Things you don't want to hear before being shot: "God I hope these are rubber bullets!"

[@alexispeccon5077]

Mark "im gonna need more saves. Im not gonna be good at this " *not even 10 minutes later Mark: *extinguishes prisoner by choice and gets in a fight*

[@samsonguy10k]

Well, he was right. He wasn't good at it. But, he didn't get knocked out once during the riot.

[@nemosomen]

When Mark was excited to customize his prisoners I was really expecting all of them to be people he knows. He has to stop Bob, Wade, Ethan, and Jack from murdering him

[@dafeef5555]

Can't forget Felix ofc

[@alexsoares5739]

The satisfying music playing while Mark pepper sprayed those prisoners was way too funny. Lixian is a genius.

[@Danganronpa2024]

Mark playing darts: I don't know what this is about.. Also Mark: **Completely skips the rules, jumps into the game, and wins.**

[@rozzybrand9351]

Mark: *starts to play several games about doing different careers* Barbie: Finally! A worthy opponent.... our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!

[@GalaxyGurl06000]

Was that the Barbie dream house game I watched pewds play that

[@Aloyus_Knight]

Why? Because both mark & ken don't have any junk down there?

[@cameronjennings1749]

Nah he would go against Jonny sins

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

Shaq and Barbie just standing there with their arms crossed like Dragon Ball antagonists.

[@meepnope4389]

BARBIE SIMULATOR!

[@Sp00kyKitt3n]

26:15 Respect from guards: 51.1% 26:23 Respect from guards: 41.1% What did you do to those guards that was edited out, Mark? xD

[@tc5290]

Beat the disrespect out of the prisoners

[@_Mywizzle]

The way he tried to reject the first prisoner while getting abused was killing me 💀

[@Romanrusoo]

LITERALLY LMAOOOO

[@braydenvucetic3768]

I love how he leaves all the doors open as he travels through the prison Reminds me of that meme: Dear prisoners, please don’t leave the prison :)

[@Foxtrot-51]

I think they closed behind him automatically.... atleast, I hope so

[@Kumergence]

Vincent Wirbicki I have played it, they dont

[@Foxtrot-51]

@@Kumergence uh oh

[@rileyb1823]

When Mark was spraying the fire extinguisher at the prisoner while he was attacking him, all I could think of was how much it reminded me of when people sometimes spritz water on their dogs when they misbehave

[@Ohno1111-y9h]

thought they do that to cats

[@AALynx]

@@Ohno1111-y9h I'm a cat owner. Yes people use water spray bottles. But it isn't the only way. People who spray things at their animals are usually desperate or too lazy to work with the animals. There are so many other ways to manage 'bad' behavior that don't break down the trust between the animal and their people.

[@samuelpaulson7433]

*everything is on fire* Mark: "Is this because I let that guy have neeeedles?"

[@rileystewart2798]

Mark: "It's about as close as I want to get to prison" Also Mark: "I DON'T WANT TO BE FREE!"

[@jxte35asdf64]

Stop talking to me...

@@jxte35asdf64 he was not, so why complain like he did?

[@yancy1209]

True

[@geekjokes8458]

LEAVE ME IN LUXURY

[@EndoClaw]

“Leave me in luxuryyyyyyyyyye”

[@ferretforrest]

Oh man, we were just talking about how he's been playing all the simulators

[@bitcoin1072]

He’s gridding all the simulators

[@Ls-ui4es]

lol

[@bitcoin1072]

@Benjamin Milkman true

[@infernoblade6726]

Indeed

[@LlamaDude318]

@Holl ywood go away bot

[@AngelWingsYT]

mark: im gonna die right away i can feel it also mark: extinguishes first prisoner n gets beat up for it

[@q0b216]

Mark: *stands there for half of his health to die down as he yells* **’WHOA WHOA THERE EZ THERE WHOA HO HEY HEY HO WHOA-‘**

[@rosalind2017]

Prisoner: I miss my family. :( Mark: -blasts him with a fire extinguisher, beats him up, and denies him- Prisoner 2: I'm gonna mess some people up. >:) Mark: Yeah, okay. -accepts without issue-

[@mulyra]

"Wow, first day man. I feel good, did good..." he says while if vision is red and he most likely abandoned an poor, injured prisoner for a "push-up contest" he was so right!

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@skunkpigeon]

@@26mic5 ok

[@thek2despot426]

Push-up contest? 🤔

[@mulyra]

@@thek2despot426 he said pushups instead of barebell

[@greyfox9997]

Mark before: "I hope these are rubber bullets..." 28 shot dead mostly through headshots. Mark after: "....oops."

[@Thepatientsadvice]

Prison Fact: You can actually apply to go to a different prison and in some areas, you can just pay to go to a better prison. Prisons also reject "applications" or prisoners based on their history with either the prison itself or just because of their criminal history. Remember prisons are generally run by corporations so it's all about money. Our incarceration system is less about restructuring behavior and more about making as much money as possible.

[@epicgamer-tc5gv]

As someone who isn't an American the idea of prisons being privately owned is like something out of a dystopian novel. It just seems like something that everyone would agree is a terrible idea

[@sgt.squeegee1720]

@@epicgamer-tc5gv Yeah its pretty terrible.

[@willp2906]

You didn't specifically mention the States so maybe you're referring to somewhere I don't know much about, but to say prisons are "generally" run by corporations is, at least in the U.S., heavily misleading at best and outright false at worst. Even at the height of private prison use in the States, the significant majority of prisoners have always been housed in government-controlled institutions. This isn't to say private prisons aren't an atrocity, but there's plenty of evidence for that without resorting to falsehoods.

[@mirelachudala8671]

wow! I didn't know that! Thanks for that fact :) @ADeitysRage How do you know how it works?

[@SovietRussia777]

They are NOT generally run by corporations there are very few private prisons in the US. Most are are fully government run

[@00kidney]

At first I thought it was gonna be a prison simulator from the point of view of an inmate. I mean, they should totally do that, maybe you could try to escape or form a gang. Is there a game like that?

[@timjennings9337]

The escapists I believe

[@SomeGoonMF]

A way out

[@MeAmSmack]

Hard Time

[@personwhohasayoutubechannel3]

A realistic prison simulator from the viewpoint of an inmate? I hope you enjoy boring repetitive conversation about what you could be doing for hours on end in a small room with no privacy and hard surfaces. The way jail/ prison is portrayed in media is far removed from the way it actually is. It's incredibly boring. And hateful.

[@edgarvega5859]

Prison Architect Escape mode

[@carlosgear7626]

Markiplier: Atacks prisioner with a fire extintor. Prisioner: Fights back Markiplier: Surprised pikachu face

[@CaLypSO4456]

Lol

[@bim8950]

Item: is called a fire extinguisher This dude: EXTINTOR

[@thedripcritic9379]

@@bim8950 It extincts them, obviously

[@bim8950]

@@thedripcritic9379 you right

[@huppuh9119]

“I don’t have time for injured prisoners right now, I’m doing a push up contest! 50 bucks is on the line!” Caring Mark - 2021

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809]

Plot twist: "Prison Simulator" is actually the final mission of Drug Dealer Simulator.

[@mirelachudala8671]

hahaha maybe :)

[@samsonguy10k]

Serious glitch in paperwork made you a prison guard instead of inmate. Hell, I'd roll with it.

[@HeheheheOk]

Mark: The man who'll play EVERY SIMULATOR IN EXISTENCE

[@lookatthem3895]

@BILLIE SAYS DUH your song is trash

[@mandalorianwiththemandarin4339]

Can’t spell Markiplier without ‘Simulator Games’

[@WayCzennie127]

& that includes trashy one's. Lol! 😊😂

[@RinceWrenchski]

True

[@DoubleADwarf]

"I AM A MAN, WHO'S PLAYED _FIVE SIMULATORS!"_

[@Godrocks1998]

The amount of simulators out there of weird shit is astonishing and even more so that Mark takes time out of his day to play them and actually enjoys them 😂😂

[@slosandwich7287]

Lol

[@This_account_never_existed]

Oh you mean like chair flucking simulator

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@sheep5403]

There's even a priest simulator, though it isn't out yet but I would love to see Mark play it once it does.

[@skunkpigeon]

@Holl ywood ok

[@TheSarcasticModerate]

Mark: “I feel like I haven’t really done any prison management today.” Also Mark: *clicks on every mini game and side quest in sight*

[@jetu9028]

Character: Harmless Crime: Murder I don't think this adds up, chief!

[@DrakeAsleep]

One of the prisoners name was Marmless Hurder if I'm not mistaken lol

[@lemonywater2979]

He got all the aggression out with that murder. Now he's a lovely man.

[@walfman100]

It could have been a crime of passion, like when a husbands walks in on his wife cheating on his kind of deal

[@jordan999fire]

I work in a jail and we had an inmate that shot and killed his wife, and shot and wounded his two children. He was one of our nicest inmates. Kept to himself. Was always polite. Never asked for anything. Never complained.

[@masterofmadness4821]

Maybe he was drunk?

[@GreatDeath52]

Mark: *sprays prisoner in the face with a fire extinguisher* Prisoner: *obviously gets angry and depends himself* Mark: "why is this prisoner being so aggressive?"

[@Dillsion1ALT]

I wish there was a solid series of simulator games we could watch. Drug sim, gas sim, and now prison sim are all series I would BINGE. listen. binge watch, for HOURS. Please continue these 🙏🙏🙏

[@princessego5568]

I can only hope Mark's simulator kick never ever ends! There are almost COUNTLESS simulators (varying in quality, of course), so he's got a lot of questionable and potentially fun content to work with.

[@Otakugatothequeen]

- "How was your first day at work?" - "I sprayed someone with a fire extinguisher and he started punching me." - "Meh, sounds like a normal Tuesday."

[@PabloEskobar_Official]

I’m really hoping that Mark will play games with Bob and Wade again. Their chemistry is just so amazing.

[@SierraAAM]

I believe they're trying to work something out currently, because when they played together earlier it was part of the Three Peens In A Pod podcast, and after they dropped it for Distractible which doesn't include gaming sessions, they committed to it and struggled to find time to game together because their schedules got tighter, especially when Mark was in Canada filming Edge Of Sleep, then working on Heist 2, and then went to Texas to film and direct In Space with Markiplier, so it was very hard for them to find any time for games. That's what I heard from Wade in one of his Twitch streams at least.

[@randomisaac5959]

Wasn't it confirmed he was filming In Space with Markiplier or whatever?

[@judestarbabypup]

@@SierraAAM ISWM IS "Heist 2" 😅 but yeah, that's pretty much the situation and I HOPE they will stream together again soon I miss it so much 😭😭 I want them to play Void Train ✨

[@SierraAAM]

@@judestarbabypup Thanks for the info! The naming got me confused given a project named "In Space with Markiplier" shouldn't normally be referred to as a sequel to another show with a completely different name. Also, *MARK AND THE BOYS ARE PLAYING VOID TRAIN TOGETHER RN!* The mighty 3 peens are reunited agains!

[@PabloEskobar_Official]

@@SierraAAM thank you!

[@x_pinecone]

I flipping laughed at the fact that they played the power washer music at 29:53 while Mark is pepper spraying the prisoners 😂😂

[@JackCena9000]

Same

[@BennyBob]

The “Hello everybody my name is Markiplier” still gives me feelings that Markiplier hasn’t changed at all and still has the best humour and personality.

[@boros8850]

Just a sentence bro

[@bull7183]

best intro

[@smobasi3367]

Markiplier is on a simulator spree

[@horizonbumpy2828]

ah, the generic comment because you can't think of anything useful to comment, but still want to comment as early as possible... sad.

[@hunter6361]

What do you guys think about marks new recording room

[@lustibali6277]

*Chaos everywhere in the prison* Mark: It's because i let that guy have needles...

[@Luigiismyboo]

Mark playing any simulator that isn’t Power Washing Simulator: This isn’t as good as Power Washing Simulator

[@Komakazeම]

Mark: "Ever wanted to go to prison?" Me "I didn't wanna be freeeee then they said there's no Yancyyyyyy"

[@sierra4345]

"Prisoner Simulator" *flashbacks from the prison segment on a heist with markiplier*

[@tearez13]

"Why would you choose the helicopter if you didn't know how to fLY IT!!!!!!!" "Break out? Of this place?"

[@tnshunter9033]

@@tearez13 why would anyone, wanna break out?

[@lacyharvey5594]

@@tnshunter9033 The outside world trembles in fear.

[@Paan891]

@@lacyharvey5594 Thinking they slip up they'll get locked up in here

[@tnshunter9033]

@@Paan891 you're killing yourself, just to make ends meet

[@jaredjohnson3436]

Anybody else notice that new prisoner at the start was “harmless” and convicted for murder

[@captain_solo1929]

then tryed to kill mark

[@cass6082]

Probably a 3rd degree murder then, though I find it hard to believe since he attacked Mark after being sprayed

[@presentlycrescent]

Mark walks into death row: “I guess this is where the entrance is”

[@LordyT34]

Next month: "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Simulator simulator"

[@samsonguy10k]

Funny thing is, he kinda did that with Five Nights at Freddy's Ultimate Custom Night. Toy Freddy playing Five Nights at Mr. Hugs.

[@desertfox20]

33:45 Prisoner: "I miss my family..." Mark: Illegal! ESTINGUISHER!

[@elliottmcleandeboer]

Mark “Default Skin” Fischbach: Oh there’s a LOT of customisation

[@kenzocarbo5974]

I love how Markiplier is still playing lots of Random Games. He never changes and that's what I love so much about this KZbinr

[@dmv8751]

At this point Mark should be officially known as the King of Simulator Games

[@pinggu_uni8419]

Gotta give Mark a lotta respect with his consistency of playing every legitimate Simulator Games that are decently good based on the thumbnails🤠

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@lockofthesamurai4317]

@@26mic5 good go back

[@amytattersfield2017]

@@26mic5 Are You A Bot?

[@amytattersfield2017]

@@lockofthesamurai4317 I Think 26 Mic Might Be A Bot.

[@lockofthesamurai4317]

@@amytattersfield2017 ye I think so

[@timfangrad5173]

Mark: "I've been pepper sprayed before you don't want none" Unnus Annus Fans: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@wesleykim6523]

Mark’s questioning of the Prisoner Application on 5:33 leaves me in stitches every time!

[@psiimoth]

The number of needles in that package managed to have comedic timing somehow, I love it

[@BoggyLex]

Mark having an Ethan-trying-to-say-skillet moment is just good content!

[@slackolantern]

Every time Mark channels Ethan, it's hilarious. Memento Mori.

[@BoggyLex]

@@slackolantern Memento Mori my friend

[@redlophix5670]

Memento Mori, my friends...

[@Duffman-jb8xp]

We need a markiplier simulator where you play video games for a living, and then later in the game you go and act in a bunch of movies and make a podcast with your friends.

[@princemichael2749]

@Holl ywood no

[@samsonguy10k]

Look up KZbinrs Life

[@prettykitty39]

I am only like 8 minutes in and I already had to paused because I am crying laughing. The way Mark's first prisoner went was hilarious.

[@keata1315]

Mark: "I've been pepper sprayed before, you don't want it." Me: "where's the proof Mark? Memento Mori"

[@exesgame5751]

Mark: Gets repeatedly beaten by prisoner Also Mark: Sprays fire extinguisher as self defense XD

[@Tiffthehuman]

Something I really respect about Mark is that he doesn't mindlessly hop on a gaming trend like it seems every other gamer does. He does what he wants, and not what he thinks everyone wants to see. 🙏🏿💯

[@theholytoilet6668]

Especially considering most people (or at least me anyway) want to see him and don’t care too much about the game he chooses.

[@sidneysmith6698]

30:35 can we appreciate this modern day revolutionary who during the prison riot of the ages tries to beat down...the pull up bar

[@stephengonzalez3136]

The Markiplier simulator lore is so deep. From selling drugs, to owning a gas station, and now going to prison to correct his wrongs this story just keeps getting better!

[@frkiwii]

you gotta remember the powerwashing saga, it was the best

[@josh8215]

Also he was a bee

[@biospherecraddle7522]

Mark plays Prison Simulator Me: *Gets flashback of Yancy from Heist with Markiplier* I DON’T WANNA BE FREE!!!!

[@tearez13]

Break out? Of this place? Why would anyone wanna break out? *piano starts * the outside world, recoils in fear, thinking if they mess up they'll end up in here~

[@brandygray4422]

@@tearez13 Hahaha, I couldn't read that without singing it in my head

[@frankie4170]

I miss Yancy 😭😭😭

[@ahauntedpiano]

"Ever wanted to go to prison?" I thought we already did that, there was a musical number and everything

[@wfly81]

"I hope these are rubber bullets!" Starts doing head shots.

[@celesteronning9578]

“This guy’s face is insulting to my existence” I’m crying 😂

[@micaelan.4212]

I really appreciate that at 20:10, instead of using placeholder "Lorem Ipsum" text in the book, they have a detailed history of Lorem Ipsum text. Incredible.

[@ClanRena]

*me relaxing, playing games* mark: "is this happy trails penetentiary?" me: *shoots upright* "you DID NOT"

[@thatonegaywriter6122]

*Checks date* It's not Sunday...

[@starrypines590]

I hate that I forgot that that was the name of the place

[@seanjohnisee]

I did that too! Just went through all endings last week.

[@bigchooch4434]

12:06 I love how that magazine is nowhere near the mag catch, he just jams it into the front trunnion

[@mamasaurus4856]

In high school it was considered to take us on a field trip to the local jail, but after further discussion it didn't work out because too many of us would have known the inmates (small, rural town).

[@sxmxnthx000]

Why was your highschool wanting to take you guys to a jail? 😩😩😩

[@milothegamer2379]

Every single time mark plays one of these he forgets about a deal he makes and then pays for it and starts the day over

[@artisticfruitloops5097]

The creativity in name giving- hopefully I'm reborn and named ✨zneef✨

[@Sarril101]

I love how Lixian/Rad_r put the "Powerwash sim" music when Mark was spraying the prisoners 🤣

[@jaxonsazle]

Mark: Isn't reading the tutorial pop-ups. Me: Oh we all know how this is going to go.

[@brunoenricobignotti5448]

To be fair those pop-ups are quite annoying

[@Monster_NopeNope]

Mark : “welcome to prison simulator!” Me : “cool” Mark: * *staring directly into my soul* * “have you ever wanted to go to prison?” Me: “yesh” Mark: “well that’s not what this game is about” Me: “oh”

[@ChargeQM]

I know you're trying to be funny but prison is horrible. Unless you're wealthy and in for a white collar crime, then it's a country club.

[@Monster_NopeNope]

@@ChargeQM I know, but I only live once, I wanna go to prison. If only I could steal a loaf of bread to earn jail time, I couldn’t do anything worse TBH.

[@catastrophe_crow64]

"Wait a minute! There's a discrep-" Think we all miss papers please, mark 😭

[@Sumirevins]

Markiplier: *Drug Dealer Simulator* Also Markiplier: *Prison Simulator* Me: *I'm starting to see a pattern here.....*

[@MichaelBlueFire]

Mark: *sees pistol* "aye look, a gun" Also Mark: *pulls machine gun out of pocket*

[@forshovelry2705]

I love the literally 0 hesitation on naming that first dude crungo

[@lillykinsman954]

Donald: *almost dies from a fire extinguisher* Also Donald, in between coughing and dying: "I miss my family." *Starts beating the heck out of Mark, acting like it never happened.*

[@athenaalva8022]

As someone who’s touring a juvenile detention facility next week, I appreciate someone doing an in depth tour of what I can expect. I will be practicing my lifting and dart playing before the big day

[@thefriendlyelephant1280]

3:11 Love the Heist with Markiplier reference!

[@Riseo]

I love how he went from a casual "Gas station simulator" to "Prison simulator". Like, bro, what happened to your career at the gas station? Did you accidentally blow up a car??

[@L0XUIS]

7:21 he says I apologize when we can hear his mouse rapidly clicking😭😭😭😭