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[@nasserineD]

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[@nasserineD]

@@Honest_Ads Alright, I'll try it until I can start cooking again. But if these meals are gross or the menu becomes boring, I'm blaming Roger.

[@carmenstacy68]

Wonder when Horton Meals will be released.

[@KingofGoblins1]

The main reason i have seen used to go to private school is that he will make better contacts with other people at their class, that have contacts.

[@jerzeygeneral87]

"Have you ever seen the bank account of someone who cares about people? It's a wasteland!" That line was great😂

[@beebeelicious]

....and true.

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

One of those, 'laugh then cry' lines

[@robdebusk]

Can verify.

[@dominicfucinari1942]

A poignant reflection on the US' selfish incentives and systems for the people on how they make and use money.

[@CaraMarie13]

I can confirm that this is very accurate, especially when you then go into a career field that is also about caring.

[@AvokadoJoe]

"We might be a religious school, but we're not in the business of making saints." That one's just perfect. xD

[@deegassaway6854]

AGREED!

[@connerwills6802]

I don't doubt that there are private schools like that, but that wasn't my experience at all. The main high school had more money, the bigger building, better teachers, it had everything. The reason I didn't go is because the kids are AWFUL. Like its insane, when we asked one of our teachers who was leaving if he wanted to go there. He said no I don't want to get stabbed.

[@Itsmerveille125]

😂😂😂😂

[@angelemiliogarciasanchez4027]

Just remind me of Lewis University in Illinois :v

[@carlosmorenoseguel7726]

I was thorougly bullied in a private religous school and this is very accurate

[@brandoncastellano1858]

“I know you don’t like ads but fuck you we need money” Respect. I’ll watch the ad.

[@ubiquitousdiabolus]

I wish every KZbin ad started with that phrase

[@Mia-ln1zs]

It's honest~

[@GradGoose]

Yup. One of the most honest ads ever. I like this.

[@Konic_and_Snuckles]

It would have been so much better if she actually said "fuck you"

[@cryvage1354]

I don't care, I've skipped that. I think ads should be outlawed because they don't tell the whole truth.

[@nikgokuhil]

"Just because I'm causing a problem, doesnt mean it's my problem" Damn...so many live by that and it hurts

[@achinthmurali5207]

How do private schools cause the problem. I agree public schools are underfunded. But how do private schools cause that.

[@Crystal11Skulls]

Capitalists don't cause the problem. Communist ideals believing "throw more money at it" are the problem, considering it has NEVER WORKED.

[@nikgokuhil]

@@achinthmurali5207 For that you should ask Roger for explanation But from explanation it seems that people who have money to actually help change public school system, would rather use it to pay superfluous of private schools over bettering things for all. Like rich people living in one neighborhood and create wall to protect their neighborhood from rest of the city, plus building private amusement parks and theatres for themselves instead of helping make whole city a safer place

[@ifeoluwaadeoye6557]

​@@achinthmurali5207because they tend to pull that funding away from public schools. There's a reason public schools are funded with property taxes.

[@GiulerPowerGamer]

I want that on a t-shirt 😂

[@sir_will_iam]

I did the first half of my school career in a public school, then once my parents got better paying jobs, the second half was done at a private school. And I have to say, all those points about private school kids being out of touch assholes could not be more accurate.

[@john1701q]

And public school students are role models of civility.

[@damemepolice]

Same, I currently go to a boarding school and had to explain to someone that “no,I don’t normally go to Ruth Chriss, I didn’t even know what it was until I looked it up 5 seconds ago”

[@Can_Head]

My parents got me into the cheapest private school we could find, it was K-12, less than 100 people and no gym or extracurriculars of any kind aside from sports, think as you will but I found it quite nice. We aren't wealthy by any means, my dad is a bus driver and my mom worked in urogynecology at a hospital as a medical assistant. (and my dad made more than my mom)

[@noahfriedman9468]

Same here, I hated most of my classmates in middle and high school. Had some genuinely amazing teachers which is the reason I stayed

[@laveraparato258]

​@@Can_Headmy story is similar. We didn't even have a sports team. I am thankful for my years there.

[@kennyfresquez7019]

Dude, that pencil joke triggered me. I've spent like $150 on pencils this year. I would ABSOLUTELY act like Gollum for them.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

How the hell is that possible!? Why would you even need pencils at all anymore?

[@kennyfresquez7019]

@@MatthewTheWanderer because not everything is done online. Personally, I find paper and pencil easier.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@kennyfresquez7019 What about pens, though? And $150 on pencils still seems excessive. I thought the kids were supposed to bring their own supplies.

[@bradhaines3142]

when i was in middle school i got a nice mechanical pencil. used that from like 7th grade til the last day of high school. i used to be the one who everyone borrowed from, after i got that i stopped carrying extras. ruined so many people lol

[@dforrest4503]

@@MatthewTheWandereryou’re someone who’s not a teacher, obviously.

[@AnonyMouseXIII]

“Just because I’m creating a problem doesn’t mean it’s MY problem” is the most American capitalist thing I’ve ever heard spoken. Thank you, Roger!

[@benjamingardner3314]

It's very a very "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" mentality.

[@heavenlygothicgirl]

Went to a public school, got homeschooled, then did private school for the last two years of highschool cause my parents finally got picked out of the lottery for me to go. Personally, each setting had it a own reason to be a hellish experience. School sucks in general and people always suck.

[@ozanahmetmutluay46]

Totally agree

[@charleswest6372]

Y I had a tutor and stayed home. The system stinks

[@ADerpyReality]

So were you an over or under socialised home-schooling kid?

[@heavenlygothicgirl]

@@ADerpyReality I'd have to say under socialized compared to most of my peers when I got into a private school. I had a couple of friends in my neighborhood and a couple of friends through sports but they were all similar to me and so I didn't understand just how different the world was outside my hometown until I left for the military. I've done a lot to change that as an adult but socializing is exhausting 😂

[@theberserker_of_falconia]

Boohoo shut up rich kid with no friends

[@floydblandston108]

My daughter received early admission and a full boat scholarship to a *very* selective private liberal arts college. She told me that other students literally DID NOT BELIEVE her when she explained she'd gone to a (rural) public school! 😂

[@ralphbrown2714]

You should make a video which sarcastically mocks institutions and capitalism and marketing and how marketing mindfucks the majority of the population,I mean cattle ,then insert a sponsorship commercial right in the middle when they least expect it. Make it funny,witty so the cattle will barely know you slipped it in. Hhhmmm how did that commercial get there??????oh well if I want to see the rest of the video,I better watch it.

[@locklearlumbee83]

Rural public schools > inner-city schools. I was in a rural public school system until we moved during my junior high year. The inner-city school was like three years behind where I came from and the teachers were only there for a paycheck. All the teachers I had before then cared about their students and usually knew your parents very well. Since I still live in a larger city, my son will not go to public school. They are some of the worse schools in the nation and I want my son to be able to read and preform basic math when he is done with high school.

[@tylergnosis2581]

I work at a private school. These are all facts

[@EverettBurger]

I've taught at both private and public schools. Only issue I have is that it's too short

[@southcoastinventors6583]

AI in a short amount of time will give everyone with a computer/mobile access to a great basic education. Non issue

[@EverettBurger]

@@southcoastinventors6583 we have AI models in schools. We have had them widely available once schools were shut down due to the pandemic. These programs certainly introduced concepts to students, but the retention from students was very minimal. That is why many students are being reintroduce to topics in math, language arts, and science

[@southcoastinventors6583]

@@EverettBurger Not talking about old models but ones that incorporate speech, text, audio, pictures and video on the fly. All of those AI models you used are already obsolete plus the inferences speed are to slow to keep up with kids. Within 2 years they will be something good enough to use.

[@GiulerPowerGamer]

So you have been in space, too?

[@justingraves8649]

Rich ppl: If I don't see/live among it, then it doesn't exist, and I can continue to be an out-of-touch a*hole.

[@3nertia]

Welcome to capitalism!

[@beebeelicious]

Just ask Watcher 😅

[@Crystal11Skulls]

Communists: I know how to spend your money better than you do! You might of earned it- but I deserve it!

[@Laidbackjames1]

@@Crystal11Skulls Actually yea people are inherently selfish and short sighted and of course care nothing for others or society as a whole. If rich people made the rules you would have no education or police or fire dept you would be dying in the gutter after getting injured in their unsafe factories. Do you know anything about history? Look up the robber barons. Well regulated capitalism is the best way.

[@KYPopskull]

So how much do the “wealthy” owe you? How much is any citizen obligated to another? Get real, because others are wealthy, they didn’t take anything from you. Grow up

[@MikeBNumba6]

"have you ever seen a bank account of someone that cares about other people?" 😂😂😂😂 Darn you Roger

[@Sojoboscribe]

"Plus, going to my school gives them a head up into getting into not just a better college, but into the right "parts" of that college, the "private social" parts where they can meet other "superior people" who they can network and form bonds with that can give them a head up at not only staying in that elite group but being able to have influence on those elected officials who are in a position to make their group even more "elite". Who knows, maybe, if your kid and his network plays things right, we can get to the point where the "merit" part of the meritocracy can be quietly diminished and we can go back to the "glory days" of being actual nobility who get the right to take and get what we want just by virtue of being alive."

[@lt8473]

That’s just not true.

[@goobyboxxton8526]

Lol, if you believe we live in a meritocracy and not an aristocratic plutocracy then you have far more problems than I my friend. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I pray for your soul.

[@waleuska]

@@lt8473 what isn't true? If you go to harvard you don't go for an education you got that in highschool. You go to make friends and make money. IE, Bill gates, Mark Z

[@Sojoboscribe]

@@waleuska Harvard doesn't get you a good job, Skull and Bones does.

[@Oyi_14]

Arent all president of the US technically related?

[@jacksontaylor290]

Next do if Charter Schools were honest!

[@AnonyMouseXIII]

Yes!

[@JerzCe73]

YESSSSS

[@BenZedrene]

DOOOOOO IIIIIIT!!!!!!

[@MrZoomah]

Oh God yes... How they expel all the hard kids so it looks like they are turning low socio economic kids around better than otger public schools. ... or the expulsion hit lists...

[@paytonpryor]

If your students grades aren't above our standards, they can't go here!

[@Curleysound]

Of course, if your child rebels or doesn’t pull it together, there’s always the Horton Center for luxury drug rehab.

[@elaineb7065]

What about Roger's camp for young troublemakers??? Or is that shut down now???

[@abaronofchivalry5176]

"St. Roger's Academy of the Blessed Bank Account" was amazing 🤣🤣

[@ivanramirez1027]

I seriously believed the ad was going to talk about how much better the food is in private school compared to public school.

[@dawnstorm9768]

You're not the only one.

[@malegria9641]

My elementary school once gave one of my friends a raw chicken tender and when he went back to get another they gave him one that was literally 100% breadcrumbs 😭

[@essies4294]

It’s not😂

[@Ma1n_Zane]

"and you too can order meal sized private school food by using our code You don't want to be the one seen eating public school food do you?"

[@FreyaofCerberus]

"I hear your complaints, or at least i did until i had my chambers relocated to better block out the toiling in the fields" Classic

[@Leith_Crowther]

Reminds me of the line from Honor Among Thieves. “I can’t just stand here and watch you die… so I’m going to leave the room.”

[@Jack-jg1rv]

Rodger’s out here making us feel bad about everything 😭

[@shaider1982]

Except Factor_5, they want us to buy it.

[@paineoftheworld]

If you don't feel bad, you're either a bodhisattva or aren't paying attention.

[@calypsokiosko9067]

Good.

[@3nertia]

Welcome to capitalism!

[@lordofcrows]

Next up: What if YOU were honest

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

"How are they supposed to learn their multiplication tables, when they're being eaten by a big head with a circus tent for a hat?" You'd be surprised how well that works actually

[@yossarian6799]

13 years of Catholic School. My High School wasn't called "Notre Dumb" for no reason...

[@krisevans5022]

Sent my son to catholic school for 13 years too. He’s an atheist now. Also unemployed

[@Lonovavir]

@@krisevans5022 : I got more from trade school than University.

[@AlyxFaust]

@@krisevans5022So he’s wisened up in one way and dumbed down in another. Dang that sucks!

[@htopherollem649]

love that you used a Hieronymus Bosch painting to represent a public school!

[@egarrett1117]

My little sister went to private school her whole life and the best she’s done is food service, my dad still feels dumb wasting that money 😅😅😅

[@tangerinedreamfan9973]

I went to a Waldorf school years ago that claimed that they inspired students' artisticness but they didn't put up a drawing of mine because it didn't fit their artistic style. Edit: to those of you who don't seem to understand, it was a well drawn, probably realistic one for a 12 year old to do. Their style is much more undefined, but has a specific look to it. My point is that they claim that they inspire students' creativity as long as it fits their narrow idea of "creative."

[@solidstate9451]

My son was at a Waldorf school. He wasn't able to read properly in Grade 6. He went to another school afterwards and learned it in half a year.

[@camelopardalis84]

Waldorf schools are for a lot of reasons a massive joke.

[@camelopardalis84]

@@solidstate9451 "You did this wrong. Here's how it's done right." That's constructive negative criticism. Even four-year-olds can not just deal with it but oftentimes actually appreciate it because they feel like they're being taken serious and recognise the learning opportunity.

[@essies4294]

So?

[@curtbalch2321]

You don't send children to private school for better teachers; they're typically paid less, have fewer benefits, and have fewer degrees/certifications than their public school counterparts. Private school is for limiting exposure to disinterested unsupported classmates that have few expectations placed on them at home and make public school teachers less effective than their even more underpaid private counterparts.

[@HP-io2qu]

Can attest to this. My mother works at a private school, and my father works at a public school. Now, unfortunately, the school my father teaches at is way underfunded and a majority of his students are impoverished and live in an area that is considered to be dangerous, but he’s part of a union and all of the benefits that come with that. My mother on the other hand, most of her students Are pretty well off, but she gets paid almost nothing and has very little if any benefits

[@drex1235]

Went to one of these fancy pants private schools. They are absurdly difficult, stressful, and definitely have an attitude of entitlement. Getting a BMW 3 series for your 16th birthday was very common/expected from some students. A non-luxury car was looked at as a "poor person car". Keep in mind no students have jobs during the school year and a summer job isn't getting you that new 3 series or Ford raptor. People find ways to deal with the stress though. All drugs are easily available, Xanax being the most common for obvious reasons. Herion wasn't too common but certainly available. Kids would just steal their parents oxy instead! In summary, these schools churn out many entitled students, use of hard drugs is common, and put a huge burden on students. College was much less difficult. Personal experience, Graduate school was about the same work load as highschool. Please do not send your kids to these places!

[@uniblab2006]

Will and Carlton in the "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" never had it so good!! 😆 RIP James Avery! 📔😇

[@brandonf.8360]

The blessed bank account 😂😂

[@PnoidNews123]

There's a scene from platoon. Where kieth David asks Charlie sheen "how you wind up here u seem educated?" Charlie responds "I volunteered dropped out of college n signed up" David says "what we got here is a crusader" sheen says "why should just the poor people serve n the rich get away" kieth David responds "gotta be rich in the first place to even think like that!" Every poor person would do the exact same thing if given the chance. The moment we get some money we leave n get away from other poor people. 💯 💯

[@willerwin3201]

Yep. I remember seeing a bunch of rich white kids playing at being "ghetto" in middle school. Then I went to a private high school that had scholarships for kids from the south side of Chicago, all of whom were *very* happy to not be in the ghetto anymore.

[@Catseye189]

3:30 ligit thought this was the private school lunch room plug

[@cryptic7844]

Same

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

Those shorts... I just can't 😂😂😂

[@h.t.2416]

Right.

[@dawnstorm9768]

Yeah, thanks for that image!🤢

[@rincandrepeat.999]

Please do a video on " IF THE FOODSERVICE INDUSTRY WAS HONEST (TO ITS EMPLOYEES)".

[@zacharyjackson7584]

They are always honest. And the over worked staff ALWAYS do the health inspector stuff that no one really knows if they did or did not do that takes a lot of time and contributes nothing to the "productivity" for lack of better words for the business. Like doing the routine temps of the refrigerators that are obviously working. We always temp them.....

[@rincandrepeat.999]

@zacharyjackson7584 i agree. Miscommunication there. Ive been in the industry for 20 yrs, no disrespect here

[@PlebNC]

The problem with your sponsors isn't taking a sponsor at all. It's that the sponsor you have chosen is easily able to to be subject to the same criticism and satire as the subjects of the main video. It's kinda hard to take Factor seriously when they're trying to sell glorified ready meals as half-baked as the education received at private schools.

[@benrobinson375]

The quality of public schools varies a lot depending on the type of socioeconomic region it is, they don't all suck.

[@KorvinCorax]

So, what you are saying that public schools in a rich neighborhoods are more decent 😅 that’s almost like a private school with extra steps )

[@M.I.R.K.A]

1:32 The state school kindergarten teacher needs tons of help

[@5GentleGiants]

I worked in a factor packaging warehouse. I’d highly recommend not eating that food.

[@JerzCe73]

I had them for about (3) months, but it was off some time, please share

[@beorbeorian150]

Why?

[@Kaloris24]

why? What's wrong with it?

[@Eaglemadhatter]

I worked at several fast food places and don't eat fast food

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@Eaglemadhatter That's dumb. I've worked at numerous fast food places and hated every minute of it, but the food is still good sometimes, so I still eat it on occasion, if I can afford it.

[@bigpurplepops]

“Now, if you can afford to send your kids here they already had a pretty massive head start; and will never see that cruel world…” Selection bias in a nutshell. It’s easy to validate the “Rich people are smarter on average” myth when decent universities have a 5-6 digit price tag.

[@3nertia]

THIS!

[@jr8554]

Also, one of the biggest indicator of children's success in school is parental involvement. This is partially tied to parents' wealth. Wealthy parents have more time to help kids. Also, if you are personally selecting what school your child goes to, whether it is public or private, you are probably a very involved parent

[@darianbarber3763]

@@jr8554 even if they aren't involved, a parent that can afford to send them to private school, can likely also send them to college easily on daddy's dime. If you're poor, you have to pay outta pocked and if the Starbucks check bounces between your 2nd to 3rd semester, you're part of the drop out rate. Even if you never failed a single class

[@niceguy1774]

It's funny listening to people talk about the plummeting value of a degree. If you think they are worthless now, wait until Nanny Gub gives everyone "free" access.

[@jr8554]

@@darianbarber3763 Or you could pay someone else to be involved, like a tutor. Thinks need to happen at home for reinforcement

[@TheCharlCoal]

"Some more then others" crazy 🔥

[@mikdan8813]

So bold. So true.

[@youtubeminute4388]

“Ok what kind of private school- oh the real rich kind, not the type I went to”

[@deltonmcclary7341]

This is why I joined the military! Thanks public school! Lol

[@dantereinhardt6911]

As someone that studied in a private school I can confirm, I am better than everyone else.

[@bonwatcher]

I love the motto of the self made man: "Just because I'm causing a problem, it doesn't mean it's my problem." Amen.🙏 🤣

[@JARV9701]

At university I learned that the teachers in public school were the same ones in the most expensive private local universities and because of thay It was very common that the teachers would make fun of the students at private schools as dorks that love to dress in expensive clothes; suits and dresses. Their only real advantage is that you get to meet the kid of a CEO or store owner which will probably get you hired at a local company, even if you are not qualified.

[@rafaeltorovip]

Nothing better than paying for KZbin Premium and still seeing advertisements.

[@johnnypham2850]

THE REAL ISSUE AT HAND

[@kilssj2250]

Yea😒

[@essies4294]

Ungrateful 😂

[@nekot9274]

Honest ads making ads is on par with Simon Whisler making a video about how food supplement are a scam and having it sponsored by AG1, a food supplement brand, hilarious!

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Saw that one too. Poor fact boi, not realizing what he's saying. Unless that was an older ad and edited in

[@user-db6wv4rd9m]

Roger’s heart may not be in the right place, but his fingers usually are. 🤭🤭🤭

[@rodserling4751]

Did not expect the Bosch cameo, lol

[@john8890]

Honestly, that was a good "honest" ad for that fancy microwave dinner.

[@InJeffable]

I went to a Baptist private school from 6th grade all the way through high school. In my senior year, I discovered the dark side of being a for-profit school. One of my friends was falsely accused of bringing marijuana onto campus. No evidence against him -- only a rumor that I'm sure must have spread to multiple students and their parents. Now, what do you think the administration's reaction should have been even if they believed the rumor? Detention? Suspension? Nope. They gave my friend and his parents an ultimatum: withdraw from the school or be expelled. Even though my friend's parents had dumped who knows how much money into a private education for their son, they had no choice but to pull him out. He finished his senior year at a public school. So much for being a Christian school, right? Seems as though concepts like love and forgiveness fly out the window when you presumably have parents breathing down your neck about a marijuana rumor.

[@maaingan]

Ah yes, enjoying an herb created by God- an herb, mind you, being the exact type of plant created for use and given to man’s dominion as per the literal word of God- is obviously a grievous sin that makes Jeebo Crisp cry. OBVIOUSLY God meant every herb EXCEPT for the bad no no plant, it’s scary and makes God sad because he only wants us to look at it but never ever touch it or you’ll become gay

[@darianbarber3763]

Likely your friend either said what the school didn't want to hear or the school didn't want him as a student for xyz (family budget ran low, his test scores lowered the average, he made the numbers look bad, if he had accommodations they cost more then the school makes off him, and so on) and wanted to remove him for any reason they could make up. It may be a religious school, but it's more of a business then a school at the end of the day.

[@mschrage618]

Basically what happened to me, but with cigarettes.

[@seeleunit2000]

There's no love like Christian hate... Seriously, religious schools are infamous for hypocrisy.

[@seeleunit2000]

​@@darianbarber3763Sounds about right

[@dillonconners586]

"Just because I'm causing a problem, doesn't mean it's my problem"

[@KitsuyuutsuR]

“Assholes do great!” 😂 I was dying! 🤣

[@PedroGonzalez-fv5ut]

“Of the blessed bank account” 😂😂😂

[@christianweibrecht6555]

Private schools honestly offers the greatest opportunity: networking with kids of other wealthy families You might meet some from different gated communities

[@zachjones6944]

A prison is technically a gated community.

[@seeleunit2000]

​@@zachjones6944Except the wealthy getting much better accommodations.

[@dominicfucinari1942]

Which also demonstrated the power of inheritance over intentions, dedication, and competence.

[@TheKrispyfort]

That is pretty much it

[@Toyobru86]

As someone that experienced both….the private school offered me networking with single minded spoiled kids while the public school gave me an opportunity to network with every community.

[@Midnight-up7do]

Private schooler here, I don’t know how this miss conception started that private schools are palaces. They are very mixed. I went to a private middle school, and currently go to private high school. My middle school was basically just public school with a price tag. My high school though is actually worth the cost. These schools are either very hit or miss.

[@FRD-vr1hw]

☝☝☝Has only gone to private schools, claims to know what a public school is like 💀

[@thenamedoesnotmatter]

In my high school I saw a student get tazed by a police officer and tackled for selling weed on school grounds. There were a couple 'race wars' located around my highschool due to major tensions following a "prank" where white cheerleaders put a rope around a black baby-doll's neck and displayed it on the flagpole. You could get almost any kind of drug including crack, meth, and heroine in the alleyway. The whole school had to fire all of its teachers twice. In 3 years. The graffiti, vandalism, and general awareness of danger makes me feel like private schools are palaces.

[@sdrc92126]

@@FRD-vr1hw I've been to both (on scholarship). The private school was substantially poorer than the public school but was ranked #1 in state for academics. Yes, there were very rich kids that went there, but they were a minority. Nobody cared

[@evodius1]

@@FRD-vr1hwI went to both public high school and private high school. Private was better, but for various reasons.

[@LaurieStrodeReal]

@@FRD-vr1hw Lmao, he didn’t “claim” anything. Elementary school still exists yk?

[@achinthmurali5207]

I went to private school and public school, there were assuoles in both systems but somehow there were more in public schools. Also I was told I had intrinsic value and was destined for great things in both institutions. It’s only an anecdote but it’s what happened to me. I found it interesting that the question of violence in schools between public and private was never touched upon Roger.

[@hashimashadoo]

I went to private school in England. This was definitely not remotely close to my experience. Sure, I'm smart, but that hasn't really translated into success. My folks were never that wealthy. There is an argument to be made that private schools take the best teachers away from public schools, but that's more of a problem caused by a lack of support/money for public school teachers more than anything else.

[@blueechodragon99]

When I was deciding what high school to go to there was one thing that really stood out to me. I was shadowing at a Catholic school, and one of the classes I was in was taking a test. The teacher literally said all the answers right before the test and I think I could have aced it, but people were visibly struggling. That really made an impression on me.

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

Public schools get such a bad wrap. I went to public school the kids were well behaved, the teachers nice, the school clean, and I was better educated than any of my friends in my college, or any of the professionals I know now.

[@ElCapitanDeLaNoche]

I am fortunate enough to be able to say the same for me.

[@achinthmurali5207]

I’m glad for both of you. But that doesn’t ignore the fact that on average there is more violence, more disrespect for teachers by students, and under performance all around in public schools, then in private schools

[@darianbarber3763]

What's the per capita earnings of that zip code? Zip code is the biggest factor in determining life success. I bounced around a lot and saw very different qualities of education. here's some that I went to >One that couldn't even fund an art class for free for elementary students + 20 year old tech, had very few sports, teachers open about religion on day 1 (small school in TN where most were under the national poverty line) >One that had favoritism and no understanding of ADHD disproportionally punishing me and punished me harder then other 1st grade students for minor infractions (A bad school in TN and left in 1 month) >One where the teacher couldn't even control her class during a test & a staff member stole a few million. The small school was able to afford a programing elective, art, and other extra curriculars with new tech (NYS) >One that spend the majority of the budget on sports to the point the band director used lucrative methods to get more funding. They still had some funding for extras, a robust special needs program, free clubs, and up to date tech. They had every sport a public school could offer all while changing principals yearly. (a midsized school in NYS, mixed between NYS poor and middle class)

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

@@darianbarber3763 It was a mostly middle class community which definitely helped. The inner city next to us (largely lower class with lots of crime) had a much worse public school. So ya, it definitely varies based on the community but they're not all like the hellscapes they're made out to be.

[@eronlittle1276]

I dont believe that in the slightest

[@sisilotau2185]

Our public schools aren’t under funded, the funds are abused and miss used so badly that the actual school part has become substandard

[@justinb7707]

I'm not going to pretend that there is no school out there that has the funds but miss uses them. Im sure there is. But at least in my state, school funding is based off of the wealth of the area it is in. Soooo if you live in an impoverished area with a drug problem for instance. The school has way less money than a public school in a rich area even if they have the same amount of students. That isn't the mishandling of money that is the system underfunding the poor.

[@Etymon-jt3zw]

3:20 Roger had me convinced at pinko horse pucky nonsense. That's why as a proud parent. I'm happy to send my son to saint Roger's private school. Won't be raising no democrat socialist or communist in our house. That kind of private school education is priceless. Thanks Roger

[@mihaleben6051]

1:16 yeah, so they learn multiplicatiom to eventually do unspeakeable things to that thing. And then they all sign an agreement.

[@nickkohlmann]

Sending this to my public school teacher friends

[@playsomething4029]

*"Have you ever seen the bank account of someone who cares about people? It's a wasteland!"* 💀💀

[@SwissSareth]

"Just because I cause a problem doesn't mean it's MY problem." Honestly should be the US' motto.

[@jerryhantz7233]

Need a little AC- DC with those shorts.

[@sithlordhibiscus9936]

Thank you! Someone else noticed this!

[@sullivandmitry1416]

Been to one private school in my life and it was the biggest load of crap. Public school wasn’t much better but it was still somehow better.

[@eccentricaste3232]

Another masterpiece.

[@paulschneider9286]

I love this channel so much..!!!!!!!

[@prince.eric_msemwa9732]

That GPS misap joke is pretty savage 🤣

[@regalcartoon3952]

This guy has an insane resume. Truly the Johnny Sins of commercials.

[@rpmahardika6650]

3:27 what a quote, thanks Roger

[@ramsoomair]

3:25

[@firestarter1888]

If Patreon was honest next please 😉

[@Marlo_Strannik]

I went to a little local Christian private school for a couple months. My class (5th grade) had like 8 people in it. Most of the kids had sh!t social skills and had trouble understanding my life. It was kind of surreal. My one good memory was Mr. Nagy, my teacher. Solidly cool man. Saw my potential as a gifted student and wanted me to skip a grade.

[@donkeyballs3081]

As someone who went to a public school, I'm thankful my phone has a speech-to-text button that helps compensate for my illiteracy. I'm also thankful that the times I was stabbed during study hall, most of my wounds were superficial and didn't require many stitches.

[@MrHat556]

Can’t wait to see this channel explode popularity, always a good laugh to watch!

[@user-mz1nl1vk4t]

I'd goto Horton School

[@EverettBurger]

I'd teach there. As long as my own kids get free tuition

[@helxis]

God forbid people with more money can afford better things.

[@LesleyLai]

As someone educated by the public school system, I hate this. Routinely seeing colleagues spending 6 figures for their children's summer camps is depressing. And it is like drugs: once you send your children to public school, you can't stop spending money for their extracurricular activities, since otherwise, your child will be "behind" other children

[@mihaleben6051]

5:33 ever heard of pumped up kicks? Yeah it should count as a french orbit around itself.

[@EverettBurger]

Was wondering if Roger was going to mention IEPs

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

What’s that?

[@bjp54321]

You mean "extra time on tests" and "tutors" as the parents can go and quickly get a Psych to sign off a non-clinical diagnosis

[@mariposa9506]

@@Aaa-vp6ug Individual Education Plan. Kids who have learning challenges like autism, adhd, dyslexia who need extra help and sometimes accommodations to be able to learn.

[@RetroGirl1967]

That leads very quickly to a tricky complicated issue. For someone with a learning disability that requires an Individual Education Plan (IEP), private schools can be hit or miss. The private school could be fantastic and very accommodating of the student's need, or not. The private school does not have the legal obligation as public school. However, private schools, because they tend to be better funded and have more resources, may be able to better provide for the child's needs.

[@SunnyAquamarine2]

Facts as usual. May as well laugh while the whole world is a dumpster fire 🔥 😅

[@JakeQuartuccio]

Thanks! Love your content!

[@dannyleyamato1309]

At this point im convinced rodger is the college humor crew's professor. My mind can not be changed.

[@The-worsei]

I’ve been back and fourth from public to private and back to back again (so damn happy I graduated from private school) and good lord the difference in education is night and day. The first thing I said to my mom on the first day I got back from my stint back at public school (got kicked out for depression. They kicked out A LOT of students bc they didn’t want the “liability”) and the first thing I said to my mom when I got back was “well I’m not gonna learn anything here!” She laughed. She worked in that district and she thought that was hilarious. I fought tooth and nail to get back to my private school and while I could have graduated early from public school with the credits I got from the private one I made the choice to stay in school and actually learn shit

[@camerakid76]

Private schools and higher education is nothing more than an expensive networking tool for elites. If you spent money to get a piece of paper, I’m sorry.

[@stephenwilliams9628]

Private school: the training ground for terrible people

[@robertosborne8694]

Went to urban Catholic schools all my life, at a time my family could afford on my Dad’s salary as a firefighter to pay for it. Now my church and elementary school have been closed for decades and my high school moved from the city to an affluent suburb and is more like a prep school. The other thing that p.o.’s me is the people who live in my affluent community who either send their kids to private schools or who have no kids in school who complain about their taxes funding the public school. The notion of “the common good” is lost on most people.

[@lawr5764]

Makes me wanna sign up some kids.

[@jeffjordan5705]

I pictured the game bully

[@rescuegirl]

I attended private school from grades 9 through 12. Public school was honestly better. This video is ridiculously accurate!

[@mattb9664]

I just heard a story about how the private catholic school in my area, which I currently send my daughter to its grade school, goes to and buses some student athletes in from Newark, NJ (about 35 miles away) to buff the school's football team while giving them free tuition. And also how some of the very affluent parents in the area go into the school claiming poverty to essentially get their kids tuitions cut to about half. If it turns out that any of that is true, I'll definitely be pulling my kid in time for middle and high school. Also, most of the parents who are in their 30s and 40s, basically show up with alcohol at their kids school events like a Halloween trunk or treat, and the mommy and daughter brunch. Some even bring wine to the afterschool pick up line to drink while waiting! Can't make it up!

[@sleepy1697]

I think you're conflating private schools with boarding schools. I went to a private school in my city that was affordable to lower middle class families. The benefits of going there were smaller class sizes, religious studies were available (but not required), the parents were much more listened to than public schooling, and the curriculum was 100% open to be viewed so there was never a confusion of what was being taught. We didn't live on campus and books were provided to us on a lending system where we had to return them at the end of the year to the school but didn't have to buy them. It wasn't some prissy "we're better than you" school, it was just one that wasn't influenced by public funding.

[@illegalalien6542]

That's literally just a charter school...

[@sleepy1697]

@@illegalalien6542 Yeah? That's the point I'm making. There's a difference between private schools (aka charter schools) and boarding schools. A charter school can be funded in such a way that the parents don't even pay to send their children there, so it isn't only for the wealthy. A boarding school on the other hand is EXPLICITLY for the wealthy.

[@dforrest4503]

@@sleepy1697charter schools are public schools that people can go to, not private schools.

[@claryp1509]

My parents weren’t rich by any means, but I still went to a private Christian school for 3 years and loved it more than public school. I will say, just because “Christian” was in the name, didn’t mean every student was one (or even becoming one). If I had to go through school all over again, I’d want to have a completely Christian school experience. The only thing missing from my Christian school was the music department. I learned to play clarinet (which I play professionally today) in public school.

[@christophergillette7167]

If an honest ad has an ad, it's nice when honest ad's ad is honest.

[@rocktorrocks]

It’s either this or pay insanely high property taxes to live somewhere with a highly regarded public school district…either way you gotta pay. Our country doesn’t value education unless there is money to be made and it’s sad.

[@donyates7300]

Depends, when I was in high school, I lived in a nicer part of the city, got sent to one of the not so good schools(wasn’t the worst, at least). My next door neighbor god sent to one of the worst(located downtown). Then when we had to move in junior year, we had to move to a bad neighborhood, and I got sent to one of the better public schools.

[@joshjordan1486]

Private schools aren't always expensive.. and anything is better than public at this point.

[@JerzCe73]

@joshjordan1486 Can you share those schools with your fellow parents who may be in your area and may not know their options...

[@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs]

#KnowledgeDeletesTheProgramming Roger is the King of Keepin It 💯

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Fun fact: In the UK they call what this video calls private schools "public schools" and calls public schools "private schools" for no legitimate reason.

[@bobrobinson1576]

Yes private schools are called public schools but public schools are not called private schools they are called state schools. Don't ask me why private schools are called public schools though! The more expensive the school (think Eton) the worse the scum that come from them (think Boris Johnson).😊

[@presentrama]

this is ironically accurate i go to public school and my cousin to private and it's exactly like this