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[@mckenzietuttle418]

No joke my best friend did this to the art teacher at college. Then, I got my best friend's RA to plant ducks everywhere in his dorm room and pranked him and his roommate with the ducks....to this day, he and I still prank each other with rubber ducks in this manner. From mailing them unexpectedly, to planting them on each other's cars, in each other's items....it's our thing now because of your humor and I love it and adore it

[@blenderrender793]

@@neeronb I know a James who does this with cabbages.

[@ZudeMeditations]

The power of James Veitch a sculptor of chaos.

[@ChengTeoh]

You've definitely helped keeping the "Rubber Duck" industry alive.

[@Mgis90]

and Earth maybe not so much. That's what David A. said. Sort of.

[@omnifrost2780]

Next will be hummus

[@EvulOne42]

And to this day, the manufacturer is wondering "why are we selling so many ducks?!" 😆

[@loriepaix6391]

So, we used to have a Duck Derby for charity every summer. For months, they "sold" ducks for $5 each. Then, on July 4th, a front-loader would dump thousands of yellow rubber ducks (each numbered) into the river from the Pierce Street bridge. They would slowly make their way to the Market Street bridge where a line was stretched across to stop the ducks. Men in rowboats would collect the ducks in the order they reached the line, and the numbers were recorded. Prizes were awarded for the first 50 ducks. This continued until the summer that the river was higher than usual. As the ducks reached the "finish line" they bobbed right over and continued downstream. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of ducks were on the loose. The organizers were both horrified and powerless to stop them. That was the last year the ducks were dumped into the river.

[@chelsea6329]

Too bad no one accounted for that. A rubber duck race sounds amazing! I'd pay $5.

[@yvetteblack9370]

Which Country? 🥰🤣

[@danielhostetler9493]

No one should ever question the genius that is James Veitch. I can’t wait for the special, the ducks have brought me more joy that I can adequately quantify.

[@thejudgmentalcat]

You've gone from comedy to cult leader. I applaud you sir 👏 (I should have invested in the ducks)

[@AnthonyDentinger]

Worry naught about ducks. My anonymous (and moderately comical) source has a hunch HUMMUS is gonna be BIG.

[@Johndoe-jd]

Should have invested in hummus

[@thejudgmentalcat]

@@AnthonyDentinger Calling my broker now. As I know nothing about hummus, this will be awkward 😳

[@ellariel7457]

@@thejudgmentalcat You are perfectly positioned, then, for full market dominance

[@delaynakidpersonthing7522]

@@Johndoe-jd Couldn't have said it better.

[@slavexcalledxshiver]

I've shown that sketch to everyone I know, and for years I've been waiting, hoping that someone would prank me with rubber ducks. It's a horrible feeling, knowing that no one truly loves you.

[@Smd3580]

ah, but do you love anyone enough to prank them with ducks?

[@moxar2220]

So much truth... I've expressed my love for people by using this method and no one sends any back...

[@SymbioteInvader]

🐥

[@violetteodorata2995]

🐥

[@cheesewater_]

i'll do it but first i need your home address, the city you were born, your mother's maiden name, the name of your childhood pet, your favorite sports team, your ssn, and all the details of your credit card

[@fejfo6559]

You know you are a comedy legend if you invent a new genre of pranks

[@datura7040]

The duck ring! I love it! 🤣🤣

[@TopAnimeLoverEver]

Someone: You've gone TOO FAR James: challenge accepted, and crushed it

[@S-Mania]

Barney Stinson: Challenge Accepted! I will pick up chicks will quacking like a duck! 💡🦆

[@julkap4190]

Someone : Comedians have no impact on this world James Veitch : Hold my duck

[@KrazyCouch2]

That is some good Promtoioanl Mtaareil. Might have to buy this.

[@jasminfrey8305]

That joke is my favourite video. I rewatch it every year or so and I think about it every time I see a rubber duck.

[@guacamoleman3253]

Good lord it's beautiful

[@craftyearthythe2nd]

It's been years yet the duck legion prevails.

[@genfisher2456]

Someone in my year at school bought HUNDREDS of ducks to sell at school... only they were squeaky ones... for an entire week there was a constant din of squeaky ducks in the background of every lesson and lunch. YOU ARE THE REASON RUBBER DUCKS WERE BANNED IN MY SCHOOL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kathconstance4684]

As a person who usually watches you-tube on double speed, this is the first at 0.25. You've done it again @Veitch.

[@alexandercrook]

always brightens my day to see u upload

[@Margaret-hs3zb]

James Vietch....you make my day. So glad you have so many hysterical sketches. I have to say, apart from the ducks I to see the one when you were a child lying on the floor next to the car. My grandson has just gone to a foster home and in one day he...... Helped bathe their tortoise while his huch was being cleaned out, later that day the foster carer opened the bathroom door and there he was showering the cat she asked why? He said because the cat likes. Not so sure about that. Later on he put a Walkie talkie in one of the 4 bedrooms and sneeked downstairs and hid. The dog was in total confusion, the foster carer was in hysterics....😂😂😂 Think he's going to turn out like you when he grows up😬

[@rook3504]

EVERY time I see a rubber duck now-in store or on film-I immediately think of you James…”He who started it all!” 😂

[@patriciahayes767]

I saved a rubber duck, found him in the middle of road. So cute, he's a mail duck with a hat and letter. He's in my vehicle, and tell folks to squeeze the duck for luck!

[@sauluxville]

Damn, at x0.25 playback speed this still goes too fast. YT, we need more slowing down power, I want enough time to appreciate every photo in this sequence! It is marvellous! :)

[@kathconstance4684]

Yes

[@khanhho1721]

You can press the key "," and "." on your keyboard to watch frame-by-frame the video.

[@Jenifer_R_]

@@khanhho1721 Thank you!! 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

[@davidcollins9512]

Ducks, Hummus, Lockdown (the Game), proud owner of chickens and a cow in Stardew Valley (and purveyor of mayonnaise)... is there no end to this man's talents???

[@theviking1359]

I think he was sponsored by the yellow duck company and rather than admit that he was sponsored he decided to work it into a joke that’s true class right there

[@standup2982]

I did this to my homophobic nextdoor neighbour a few years ago. Put ducks on their car and going up the path to the door. I was fifty years old at the time. Who said growing up was compulsory 🤷‍♀️😂

[@tonyroberts7481]

The ducks with the flat mates is your all time best story

[@Banana_boat]

Well... I guess we do need to talk about the ducks now.

[@emilysidden1391]

Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

[@erikas.6790]

You helped the rubber duck industry more then anyone else🤣

[@Scoopski_Potato]

It’s so inspirational. Brings a tear to my eye. #noduckleftbehind

[@joshnorman8837]

I had a stroke reading this title

[@ratofvengence]

"Prmtonoioal Mtareial for Coemdy Speiacl on Kckstirtaer." I'm a teacher. This presented no trouble reading lol. Love your work mate.

[@sandathomollari2394]

Plot twist. The guy is working for some duck factory. 😂 Best commercial ever.

[@houseofmotherjackie3414]

You have my toddler obsessed with ducks so we did this for her birthday party at my mom's lol called it a duck hunt. We Hid 285 ducks, most were tiny . She still hasn't found them all and that was the week of Christmas as well 😂😂😂

[@alicerosetrevormusic]

I did this too during the pandemic when I was stuck at home doing my degree on zoom. My fam came home to a new scene every day. My dad threw them out the bathroom window, after a brief funeral, he felt guilty and baught me a mega duck.

[@tyleremery7088]

I love how the name James Veitch is just synonymous with rubber ducks now.

[@leelastarsky]

This appears to have become a THING on cruise ships!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@infin8comet]

I'm so proud of this community

[@klamsy7249]

I have learned one thing, when you need to make a joke, GO TOO FAR. I love your content and I realized funny things become funny after you cross the line.

[@sandyposs2693]

HAHAHAHAHA, the 'Bilbo's Party' scene from The Lord of The Rings at 0:29! Genius!

[@hexpie9209]

My senior prank in highschool was littlitterally just to plant ducks all over the school. One if my friends got me into it, as she was the head of this I don't know if it was inspired by you, but boy did I think about you a lot while I was doing it.

[@Joe_Payne]

James Veitch is definitely insider trading with rubber duck manufacturers.

[@Crad-YT]

He's always been talking about investing in hummus. Meanwhile, James has went all in on rubber ducks years ago and is still cashing out on that investment.

[@insaisissable3938]

@@Crad-YT he pranked every hummus investor… and he’s duck billionaire now.

[@tonigreenaway]

Our house has been like a spot the duck Usbourne book for years. You sir are an inspiration 😁

[@karinerower4639]

James Veitch is such a dark horse.

[@anacalon]

You really have created something magical.

[@EvulOne42]

The title hurts my brain! Damn you, you glorious... co-sadist, you!

[@NuikopeaDemon]

Yay the photo I submitted is in this video 😜

[@tjmarx]

This is what happens when you turn a meme into a career.

[@cheftubbs4692]

James...you have truly started someone bueatiful

[@closetshota_fujoshivanilla]

Everyone had gone quackers I tell you, QUACKERS! 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

[@dave900575]

I have a duck nightlight in living room solely because of your roommate video.

[@goldengamer4006]

This is what I call cilcakbit

[@silverserpent420]

Who doesn't love a good duck. 💚

[@BB-TheCandleFairy]

I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABT THE ORIGINAL- I was gonna search it up to rewatch it until I saw this in my subscription feed

[@cjlivinglavidalocal3134]

I lined them up on the top of the urinal at my church. I had a bad feeling that the fellahs started treating it like a carnival game though....ducks were found knocked down🤣🤣🤣

[@jadenkarlyle5492]

The Duckening has come! I have been getting ducks for my bathroom too. Planning on doing a halloween theme with a sacrifice ritual scene in the bathtub hehehe

[@swtpeteswtpete1515]

Buying stock in a few Rubber Ducky co's. The man is Legend.

[@GolfPrincessCL]

Chef's kiss 👩‍🍳💋 I had to slow down the speed to really enjoy everyone's creativity 🤩

[@grainneocruhuir6383]

My mum did the duck thing to me after I showed her that stand up video 🐤

[@SomeStaleBread]

my friend bought me around 130 ducks of different sizes, and whenever someone would come around and stay in our guest room, I'd just put ducks everywhere

[@CamKoudo]

That escalated quackly xD

[@Sealreth]

finnaly a title I can read with my dyslexia!

[@Johndoe-jd]

You should spend the money on investments on hummus

[@UmbraAtrox_]

11 days left. Come on paycheck where are you i need this duck! 🦆

[@DjinnsĘnigma]

We've missed out chance to invest in yellow rubber ducks.

[@TesserId]

Creating a whole new market for rubber duckys.

[@DaRanged]

Mate you are LEGEND! lol

[@KC-pi6po]

This just gives me more ideas ...........

[@RattyFlyer]

I will forever remember him as rubber duck guy.

[@thekiller125933]

Yellow Rubber Ducks will be everywhere.

[@yvetteblack9370]

Love 💖 the Ducks

[@Bagel77]

I do this every year on April fool's. I buy about 100 ducks each year and I have now acumulated about 400 ducks.

[@RattyFlyer]

RIP James. We miss you.

[@Alakazam_Attraction]

im gonna tell my grand kids this was Duck Hunt

[@antheawilliams3515]

Is there some way to prank the SCAMMERS with the DUCKS?? And can we watch??

[@JaniceinOR]

Yes! The scammers must be pranked with the ducks, preferably with Attenborough's voice over it all.

[@SinaSkates]

We have ducks. We have them. I know others, too. They also have ducks. Many have ducks. I fully recommend ducks and endorse the use of ducks for all. Many applications to apply the use of ducks.

[@comradeduck8650]

My army will soon spread to every corner of the world. There will be no stopping us. Embrace the Ducks or fall.

[@reldra]

We await in silence yet steadfast. We know this shall come to pass. We are legion. We are .....the Ducklings.

[@kerryn6714]

Rubber Duckies are taking over the world! And everyone who hates them can blame James 😔🐣😪

[@theultimateawkwardness4025]

Noone shall hate the ducks, they'll love it! We'll disguise it as a way to advertise sharing apartments with a roommate.

[@denzle83]

What the duck have you done James!!!

[@CoolJosh3k]

What have you done, James? What have you done?!

[@Jack_Wolfe]

muhahhahahahahah! the revalution of the duck!!!

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

No sh¡t, I saw a bunch of arranged ducks in a massive crowd of concertgoers, I could be wrong but I believe it was Slipknot, I was betting it was originating from here! ☮️💜

[@jonesjones7004]

The yellow rubberduck revolution!

[@timschell5781]

The ducks are legendary

[@Kruhee]

The man single handedly increased the ducky market.

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

What the ducks, James 😂😂😂

[@cafecomcoragemislaineolive8273]

Inspiring a lot of children around the world 🐥😄

[@ellariel7457]

Many, many of them of legal age

[@TheIronManOfSteel]

This is probably the last time I’ll ever be called a child because I turned 18 a few months ago. I’m glad this was it. Am I insane? Quackers.

[@cafecomcoragemislaineolive8273]

@@TheIronManOfSteel Happy b-day child 🐥😄

[@cafecomcoragemislaineolive8273]

@@ellariel7457 So as their mentor 😄

[@spamham897]

Ok the person who got the baby ducklings I’m worried for lol

[@grig8310]

And that is precisely why I invested into big Duck after seeing that video

[@vkrone]

Honestly, cannot wait for the duck

[@WisKy64VT]

The real ducks, and MEGA DUCK my god

[@ellariel7457]

My G-d, it’s full of -stars- ducks!

[@zacharyude3299]

Let the Duckery continue

[@Nickdoesstuff2358]

Only a few more years till I’m in college… I will be a menace to the world.

[@akimboakimboakimbo]

ngl, took me a minute to read that title

[@assassinwolf7216]

Amazing

[@eddierayvanlynch6133]

Ducking Incredible

[@conorcrilly6033]

When are we going to get an audience duck review James?

[@surfinpiratedude]

we've all gone quackers now :)