PRO NUKEM 3D: THE BIRTH

[@deathsyth8888]

"Randy Pitchford did a good job." That can't be right. Isn't that just an oxymoron? There's no way that can be true.

[@MerlinsJester]

deathsyth8888 had to be something worth keeping around to stage a corporate takeover

[@maneoj46]

He used to be normal, before turning into the arrogant monster that he is now

[@SinaelDOverom]

As an employee map maker under someone elses comand.

[@Web720]

All monsters have a humble beginning.

[@graywolf0026]

One 'good job' doesn't overturn a life time of being a complete PoS.

[@handsomebrick]

"Duke, we got a new problem here! We found this video on Randy Pitchford's flash drive!"

[@chameron9428]

"I'm going in.."

[@ludophobi4986]

Whats wrong about randy pitchford?

[@TheMcK777]

@@ludophobi4986 He's a greedy, greasy, selfish petty bastard who won't let people who have genuinely good ideas about the franchises his company owns contribute or even create stuff for them

[@ludophobi4986]

@@TheMcK777 How? From what I can infer, he is being a bitch about using the Duke Franchise

[@damienfields1503]

@@ludophobi4986 well he assaulted the guy who played clap trap and took money from alien colonial Marines and put into borderlands and someone found his flashdrive with underage porn on it at medieval times

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

When Civvie hits 200k, he’ll release a subscriber special that starts with all the Daikatana comments and then he’ll say “well, guys, here’s what you’ve been waiting for...” and it’ll be the TNT: Evilution episode.

[@marinemalevolent4662]

I'll be happy either way

[@nukerevgaming3979]

But then 5 minutes in it's actually the Daikatana episode

[@geoserenity]

Didn't be do evilution?

[@Ayrton_Chitwood]

@@geoserenity He decided to do DOOM 3 instead because he felt TNT Evilution was too long and boring to be it's own video.

[@aquajet2817]

And then once he does evilution we tell him to do revilution

[@tee918]

civvie yelling order up before throwing a bomb is pure 90s action humor that slayed me

[@Darusamon]

The "undercover operative" part always got me. So like, is it a guy in a goofy alien costume, standing there with a camcorder?

[@zelg.5551]

Nah, pretty sure it's just a dude with a cardboard mask standing there in the corner. Probably named Steve or Dave.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Wearing a Halloween mask, and trying to hide his 90s era video camera underneath a trenchcoat.

[@kingsombrahorse]

sophie when

[@cronasan6931]

@Afmm i almost took that in a *much* more morbid way

[@sorrenblitz805]

No costumes just a grey alien mask and a name tag that says Hello I am: an Evil Alien.

[@The4thSnake]

Good to know that after immortalising Duke with voiceover advice, Lani hopped in the booth to play the dominatrix as practice for her then-upcoming audition for Ivy in SoulCalibur.

[@cappynabby4986]

Friendly reminder that when Civvie hits 200K subs he'll do Daikatana

[@mkge7206]

Can't believe he's already at 183k Somebody tell John to subscribe as well

[@josejalipano]

Is there a milestone game for when Randy Pitchford himself subscibes?

[@112523]

@@josejalipano nah, that will just result with a 3 hour long video in wich civvie just shits on randy

[@henrynelson9301]

DiddleMeSoft Borderlands 3

[@frataltay4543]

Somebody tell him to play it with 1.3 patch it looks pretty good with that.

[@Irondrone4]

"How'd you even fit that in here?!" Loading bay. Most grocery stores have them. You could literally drive a tank into some of those places.

[@MrPwner911]

Having worked at a grocery store I can confirm that is the case.

[@Annokh]

Apparently that was exactly what they did.

[@ghoulhellbilly2528]

Wasnt civvie also working in grocery store too?

[@Rountree1985]

@@ghoulhellbilly2528 not all grocery stores have huge loading bays. Some of the smaller mom and pop grocery stores don’t even have them at all.

[@salokin3087]

Alternate title: The Rise of Randy

[@tylerlackey1175]

The rise, fall, return, followed by immortality

[@LordAlacorn]

Demise is in development hell for way too long...

[@yonatanalem9343]

The 'Rise' of Randy? Like the affect that water-sports pr0n on his thumb drive does for him? Randy Pitchford? More like Randy Pitch-A-Tent-ford!

[@TopKek115]

"Before Dark times..."

[@jamstonjulian6947]

I had no idea my hatred for Randy went back as far as that stupid Duke 3D final level. Huh.

[@Halon1234]

1:08 What kind of undercover operative can film this without being mutilated on sight? I got the mental image of some guy wandering around in an off-brand xenomorph costume, holding up a 90s camcorder and being blatantly ignored.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

They were probably soaked in Protector Drone pheromones beforehand.

[@Halon1234]

GmodPlusWoW Well, there you go giving a coherent answer that makes sense within the fictional universe being discussed. Good work. Is this still the KZbin comments section?

[@GmodPlusWoW]

@@Halon1234 I know, right? It's like I'm an aberration or something.

[@Halon1234]

GmodPlusWoW Honestly it’s just nice to get a thoughtful answer. Thank you.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@Halon1234 Considering some of the Duke Nukem world's wackiness, I would not discard your first hypothesis that easily...

[@USSMariner]

>The Birth >Opening level is Pitchford HMMMMMMM EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT FOREVER

[@CathrineMacNiel]

Not my Babes, not in my town!

[@1247theGreatest]

Looks like you're fucked

[@suprshin]

You mean that DNF was still born?

[@LordofSadFac]

@@suprshin no, he means the dumb mature humor and themes in DNF

[@gemeaux333]

This one was great at least !

[@Pillysrule]

I loved this expansion. I remember being 8 and getting it from the throw out bin at a Harvey Norman. I didn’t realize I needed the full game for it to work but soon found out after I installed it on the family PC. It came with free wallpapers and a screen saver of dead monster bodies falling from the top of the screen with noise. It also self installed itself without me knowing. It was summer so I fell asleep in the lounge room because that was the only room with an aircon. I woke up with the pc making dead monster noises and the screen of the PC covered in dead bodies. I was scared as shit.

[@hamwall4826]

"You can walk up behind them and press their self destruct button" YOU CAN WHAT?

[@jujujustherefr]

Exactly like you would never even know about that shit unless someone told you.

[@tjg121389]

@@jujujustherefr I'm pretty sure it was in the manual.

[@tjg121389]

@@OldManJack86 I always read the manuals back in the day. I miss games having manuals.

[@lionocyborg6030]

@@tjg121389 Same. Digital ones suck.

[@Okusar]

@@tjg121389 Same. A lot of classic video game manuals were pretty awesome, often filled with helpful tips, additional story exposition and occassionally cool, original artwork. Also, sometimes the answer to "page 5, paragraph 2, word 7..." (these days they just surreptitiously run performance sapping bloatware in the background instead).

[@jimbob3332]

2020 January: Australia is on fire February: US almost goes to war with Iran March: Whole countries close due to a pandemic April: Civvie 11 has to admit Randy did something good.

[@BlazingShadowSword]

Christ...I'm not looking forward to the rest of the year if it keeps ramping up like this.

[@zendell37]

It truly is the end times. Alright everybody. Burn it down.

[@ZoneofDoom]

By the time we reach December, the human race will be on the list of endangered species!

[@RallyAddict555]

Also a massive forest fire in the chernobyl exclusion zone

[@JimmyCougar]

Currently, Krakatoa exploded with fire, lightning, and brimstone. There's giant swarms of locusts rampaging throughout the Middle East and heading towards China.

[@coolbrotherf127]

For all of Randy's flaws, I think he was a good level designer. He should have stayed a level designer though because he's been incompetent at everything else and only gets by on the backs of everyone else who isn't incompetent.

[@derlich09]

Randy Pitchford is a greasy bastard.

[@terminaldeity]

He's worse than incompetent, he's a manipulative grifter.

[@LazarheaD]

His head really got too big.

[@od4361]

@Randy Burton Agree, just look at the boss fights.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

@Randy Burton Well then, it'll be interesting to see how things go if and when Civvie does Half-Life and its expansions. With that in mind, d'you think he'll cover Decay in the event of Half-Life coverage? After all, it's the secret co-op expansion to Half-Life that stayed on PS2 but got an unofficial PC release later on. ...come to think of it, Half-Life: Decay would probably be the perfect crossover point for Civvie's Dungeon and Ross's Game Dungeon. After all, Civvie would probably need someone to handle the second character, and while he could just reel in Katie or Hammer or maybe CV-18, getting Ross on-side would be absolutely perfect.

[@rjakobi]

Just a reminder, when Civvie gets 300K subs, he gets to fight Randy Pitchford, John Romero, and Todd Howard in a Quake 2 Deathmatch. ...no, wait...

[@Gui-San]

And Capstone's James M. Wheeler if it's possible.

[@kylehyde215CA]

We need a little black book for that showdown.

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

I'd watch the shit out of that. Throw in Peter Molyneux too.

[@wallyhackenslacker]

@@LonelySpaceDetective And George Broussard.

[@ismaellovera4767]

I hope they all gang up on randy

[@contrabandresearch8409]

1:16 that video came off of Randy's USB

[@gabrielwarren6955]

Aw come on its magic

[@AlexBelanger100]

@Stix N' Stones because there is something called a stock sound library my young friend

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@Stix N' Stones stock images/sounds are very common in entertainment industries

[@Artman2004]

So, Randy is secretly a Protector Drone?

[@Artman2004]

@Stix N' Stones You know, those orange aliens with red eyes and green blood. Or do they have a different name?

[@jovenc4508]

My friend actually defended Randy screwing the devs out of their bonus with 'well production cost for the game was far more than expected.' When I mentioned that Randy still got his cut he didn't care.

[@BungleJoogie68]

"Is it the employees' fault they were underfunded?" "RANDY MADE SOME GOOD LEVELS THO"

[@Mace907]

Is your friend named Brandall Plitchford?

[@joelmilten]

@@Mace907 Nice! Lol

[@elijahjarman2837]

He's no friend of yours

[@amberbaum4079]

Not surprising considering how man gamerzTM are willing to defend and boot-lick their favourite company/ video game franchise. The moment it's a game they aren't going hardcore fanboy over it, they turn into massive hypocrites. It goes like this: "Bad managers! Bad company! Inhumane! Inhumane! Pay the people who are working for you! Gamer rage smash on reddit and twitter! Reeeee! ... But no shitting on my CD Project red. Me want Cyberpunk 2077 to be released as fast as possible. Me no care about lives of developers. Crunch more for my entertainment!" These people are also probably the piss-sacks who sent death threats to developers and writers for game delays and games not being written as exactly like they want it to.

[@BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42]

"This can't be good for me, but I feel great!"

[@Web720]

Love the references with your name and pfp.

[@duuqnd]

"You gotta be fucking kidding."

[@Ayrton_Chitwood]

"Now the flowers will grow."

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@Firewatchersparadox97 Ach, withdrawal's a bitch.

[@Napsta115]

"Health pipe my ass, that shit is addictive"

[@sams3533]

So I discovered Civvie when Ross Scott shouted out his Kreed video. And I gotta say, going though his backlog and continuing forward: it's always nice to see a KZbinr get more talented and funny as time goes on.

[@lagg1e]

Honestly, I'd submit the script to Kreed to the Emmy's. Both the original game script and Civvies video.

[@Jorg13]

When did he do that? Was it during a Q&A session?

[@sams3533]

@@Jorg13 yeah

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@sams3533 Civvie referenced Ross in one of the Dusk videos, so fair trade right here.

[@TooMuchSascha]

@@DinnerForkTongue And now Ross was in Civvie's Half Life video, we come full circle

[@comchia4306]

11:12 Randy Pitchford: The Pinnacle of Gearbox Entertainment.

[@bpfifa08]

Considering what gearbox has been releasing, unfortunately Randy's BS are the most intertaining that come out of gearbox

[@q1q2q23]

It's the soundtrack that really got me kzbin.info/www/bejne/emGTfmWBj61kgJI

[@baconatorw2077]

Damn you went there fucking roasted

[@joee4272]

I'm glad you roasted Randy. But did you have to roast half of LA with him?

[@scottl.1568]

For those too young to remember, seeing those stunts in Mission Impossible and Independence Day on the big screen Summer '96 was a sight to behold

[@pmchad]

Too bad that streaming services nearly killed the theater industry and that a lot of the crap they show is just that, crap

[@DoomRater]

"You can run around and detonate them" is on par with "You can just walk over it"

[@BeavisSaves]

That guy in the Duke Burger sounds like a real fartknocker.

[@roberte2945]

Shut up, butthole!

[@kylehyde215CA]

Because it's apparently Randy

[@BeavisSaves]

@@kylehyde215CA What a buttmunch

[@adam1984pl]

Im Great Cornholio from Lake Tititaca.!

[@Uncle_Roadkill]

It's Harry Sachz!

[@bladesofseven]

"True Story: I once worked at a grocery store." We've all been there, Civvie.

[@DJ_Macphisto]

Hell, I still work at one. Shoot me.

[@Dragonfury3000]

@@DJ_Macphisto "loads gun"

[@Zeroharpe]

I'm still there. I'M STILL THERE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[@seriousshuck3484]

My starting class was fast food worker, actually.

[@WookieFragger]

@@Zeroharpe Thank you for your service, stay safe out there

[@atmosdwagon4656]

That intro cutscene for "The Birth" was the early warning sign for what we'd see in DNF. If Randy Pitchford doesn't have some deep seated alien pregnancy/childbirth fetish, I'm left wondering who the fuck at 3D Realms does, and how the hell that stuff made it into the Duke games.

[@garybusey9941]

100 bucks says it was Broussard.

[@jesseraiden4505]

​@@garybusey9941 bro the amount of fetishy shit is on this hard if you wanna get deep with it, like the shrinking or freezing someone

[@protectordrone3375]

ever see the movie alien?

[@OpenMawProductions]

@@protectordrone3375 In Duke 3D, yes. The Birth intro has a fully nude pregnant woman "giving birth." Which implies direct penetrative alien rape. Which, yes, in the Alien universe there are THEMES of rape because of what the facehugger is and does, but here there is A. Conscious direct intention behind the aliens actions, and B. It's literally rape. Though I would have to disagree with the OP, as DNF 2001 wasn't nearly as horny. It had Slick Willy and some girls in it, but there was never any Hive level where you saw women getting directly inseminated by alien parasites. Even Duke3D only vaguely implied the nefarious intent. For DNF they literally drew concept art of captured women in four different sex positions to show how the "Pregnators" could "mount" them. One of the various pregnator designs basically gave them the organic equivalant to a genealogical spreading tool, for fucks sake. DNF took it wayyyy too far. More specifically, it failed to pick a tone. Either you're going to do body horror and treat that shit like the genuine nightmare it is, or you're going to be a Naked Gun knock off with Benny Hill sex humor. You can't do both in the same game and have it work. That's the big issue there. Like, the hive would work in DNF 2001 or Duke 3D, because t hose games *generally* take the threat of the alien invasion seriously. Duke is on a quest to save the world, and that means something. In DNF 2011 it doesn't mean anything, so all of the creepiness of naked women being raped by aliens is on full display, and is especially jarring when you realize that the girls say some really awful things like "Daddy told me it was okay to swallow."

[@pmchad]

​@@protectordrone3375the facehuggers in alien aren't even that bad compared to whatever the fuck happened in the intro.

[@SerathDarklands]

Yeah, but Pro Heretic when, Civvie?

[@SingleCab22R]

SERIOUSLY!

[@windwalkerrangerdm]

Can't upvote this one enough... of course followed by Hexen.

[@pagb666]

@@windwalkerrangerdm Can't wait for the switch hunt rant

[@Rountree1985]

Hell yes, that would be great. Heretic was the second FPS I played but the first one I enjoyed because my first was Operation Body Count.

[@therealpizzagirl]

We need a Pro Heretic and a Pro Hexen, especially Hexen because it's a masterpiece.

[@shaunroberts2037]

When you mentioned not knowing about the pig tank self destruct, I thought and honestly can't remember how I found out, none of my friends had the fourth episode and I'm pretty sure i never read a walkthrough for the game, My only guess is I saw the nuke logo on their back and assumed it can be pressed like the level exit

[@MrFilmgrim]

This video is like a grab bag of all of Civvie's best long running jokes/references.

[@elwayfan01]

A "grab bag". Nice 😎

[@pizzasoldeir2]

"If you check the news he's usually doing something greasy" Surprised the Trailer park boys theme wasn't used

[@NerfPlayeR135]

Although that instrumental version of “Out of Touch” is _very_ fitting.

[@Ayrton_Chitwood]

That moment when Civvie realizes that Daikatana is inevitible... priceless.

[@AtomicIva]

You still have Duke it out in DC, Life's a Beach and World Tour to do Civvie!

[@eduardodiaz9942]

@Adam Demeter That isn't an official level pack. Besides, there'd be lots of censoring to be done

[@LeFaucheur]

and Nuclear Winter, because you have to play the best

[@lionocyborg6030]

@@eduardodiaz9942 Katie would have a field day.

[@lionocyborg6030]

And the Cursed Randy Edition. There's also Duke Nukem Forever 2013 and Alien Armageddon AKA the _true_ Duke 3D Anniversary World Tour.

[@lionocyborg6030]

blackrave404 Let's not forgot Duke Nukem Advance. My first Duke game and the best FPS on the Gameboy Advance. It's also the only Duke game that's winnable on Damn I'm Good difficulty, even on original hardware. (It's basically normal Blood level)

[@mrturtletail3945]

Civvie, you're wrong. The last boss isn't the queen. The real last boss is *Rondal Pitchford.*

[@foehammer419echo9]

Rondal is an alien leaders name I knew it

[@1ztype343]

To beat the game, you must kill me, Rondal Pitchford.

[@od4361]

@@1ztype343 It's actually an unused sound file in Half Life: Opposing Force, though you might be referring to that.

[@billhell7143]

we live in the timeline where uncle Frank released the virus in late 2019 and not in January 2019

[@robsoncruz5979]

so that´s why he did not released pro brutal doom yet

[@revstalker7334]

"Or maybe of one of its sequels where Tom Cruise has some kinda long running bet with the Grim Reaper..." That... sounds like throwing shade and also praising the series at the same time. Like it's a joke at MI's expense about how ridiculous Cruise's stunts get but at the same time acknowledging the risks taken. *clap* *clap*

[@Cambone13]

The HALO jump was pretty crazy. Especially when your read about how much training and how jumps it took to get that shot

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Rule of Thumb: Anyone who uses 'II' instead of just 'jr' after their name is likely of dubious character and should be avoided at all cost. Also, I appreciate that this video is a throwback to older - spotty audio balance - civvie.

[@MerlinsJester]

Fuzzy Dunlop junior/senior is for exact names and only one generation of difference. Roman numerals only really applies to first names and is used to distinguish a plurality of generations.

[@emmetedwards7726]

Jr. means your father had the same name. II indicates your father and grandfather had the same name. III indicates your father, grandfather, and great-grandfather had the same name, and so on. Ignorance should be avoided, but there you go.

[@brandonmcmullen]

@@emmetedwards7726 No "II" means that the name was used by someone in the family previously that isn't the father, such as the grandfather.

[@robertharris6092]

@@emmetedwards7726 II or 2nd mens your the second person in line with the name. So only your father would have it. Im the IV and my father, grandfather, and great grand father had the name before me.

[@gp.5989]

I'm a II and I demand to be given the title, "His lordship."

[@FartoTheClown]

You're getting dangerously close to that Daikatana special, Civvie

[@GmodPlusWoW]

*1:* On the one hand, it's kind of a ball-buster to give an enemy a super-secret weakness like that. But on the other hand, I can't help but admire secret pro solutions like that. *2:* The whole "Duke don't like Duke Burger" reminds me of how Krusty can't stand his own Krusty Burgers. "Ugh I almost swallowed some of the juice." *3:* Lovely to see the origins of Duke's voice in this vid. Gotta love that Jon St John. There's a reason why he's got so many voice credits in games: he is indeed king. And still going strong at 59! *4:* Yikes. I've heard of a hung jury before, but that's pretty dark. *5:* Randy had his moments, but he's sadly not the greatest of people. Definitely got some dark triad traits to him. *6:* I reckon that Assault Commander must have clipped through the level and is currently being a chunky gribbler in null_space. #ImFree *7:* "This all-out assault can't be good for me, but I feel GREAT." *8:* I know we're supposed to be weirded out by the tiddies on the Queen, but frankly I was more taken aback by Duke sticking a pipe bomb up her foof. *9:* Uh oh. Looks like we've got ourselves a new story arc for the Dungeon: Civvie's super-duper PC looks like it's going to turn the whole place into the Crypt of the Flesh. I guess that's what happens when you combine the hair of a god with a cursed tablet from the Ruins of Salahkantar (or however you spell it).

[@MaxUltimata]

Krusty couldn't stand the taste of his own Krusty Burgers because Krusty products were all of terrible quality, and it's implied he knows what goes into them.

[@sydvigue824]

I hope that Assault Commander and that Mother Spider from Blood enjoy each other in the void

[@BlazingShadowSword]

@@sydvigue824 Rephrase that. REPHRASE THAT! I don't think people need to think of hybrids of that caliber.

[@UnfitElvis3rd]

@@sydvigue824 I know it’s seven months later but there’s still time to delete this

[@PenguinDT]

Respect for you admitting that, despite how you feel about the guy, Randy's OG Duke levels are great. EDIT: Fun fact - the level Derelict is actually a finished version of a map from Lame Duke - aka that weird early test build of Duke 3D that 3D Realms released for free way-back-when.

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

There's evidence implying that Going Postal and I think one other level were cut from Episode 3 as well. Should be somewhere on The Cutting Room Floor's series of articles on DN3D.

[@PenguinDT]

@Mike the guy I strongly disagree on your take on Romero. He might've had his super-star ego trip post-DOOM, but these days he is one of the most down-to-earth and approachable dudes from the original FPS guard. He is almost exactly the opposite of Pitchford now-a-days. For comparison, you can strike a conversation with Romero on Twitter - Pitchford will likely either block you or spam some Shift codes.

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

@@LonelySpaceDetective I feel like Duke burger was as well.

[@dfresh93086]

“Go away, we’re like closed...” Love the Bevis & Butthead reference!

[@lionocyborg6030]

There's gonna be a lot more of those when he gets to Pro Marathon.

[@dfresh93086]

Oh, those early Bungie days...

[@lionocyborg6030]

@@dfresh93086 "Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Do you have any matches? Try setting it on FIRE!"

[@NotEnoughSound]

Isn't that Randys voice btw?

[@Rountree1985]

Beavis*

[@jayzeo4767]

I love how Katie censored the queen alien's yams in one shot but not in the previous one.

[@velocilevon]

What I always love about these videos is the educational value. Another level pack, that's cool, let's go, but Civvie isn't being a lazy ass like me, and actually does some research. I don't know about others, but I personally like hearing about some stuff that was going on behind the development (especially when I don't need to read huge amounts of text and all necessary information is already processed for my little brain).

[@RipperofRippers]

Agreed. My favorite part in every video he uploads.

[@scottl.1568]

"This tape will self destruct in one second!" Bless you for not ignoring that little gem of brilliance...

[@Collin255]

The music in "Going Postal" is easily one of the best Duke 3D songs ever, it's so catchy.

[@lionocyborg6030]

@LilWololoMane Derelict was even a LameDuke map repurposed and with all the bugs ironed out.

[@beeeffgee10k]

@@Thedutchjelle I'd lean more towards Tiberius Station's music.

[@BilisiFunfun]

"How did you even get that in here?" It's easy, the tank was brought in unassembled and built in the store.

[@zackhype]

Hey Daniel! If you see this let me know. Apparently a friend of mine I've known for years found your channel a while ago. For, of all things, covering the Capstone games that he actually played as a child.

[@basicmudkip5985]

is daniel civvies name?

[@WhiteRhinoPSO]

Hell, that's how I found Civvie's channel. I was feeling nostalgic for Corridor 7, which I remember thinking was a pretty neat game as a kid. Maybe it was just the only science fiction FPS I had at the time, and I hadn't found Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold yet..

[@zackhype]

@@basicmudkip5985 No

[@ootdega]

As a child?? That poor, tortured soul

[@TheSpacey52]

I worked as a PSE at a post office in 2014. The men's room had two toilets, both in stalls rather than out in the open in Duke3D

[@KlueLuke]

“Go away...were like....closed” Bevis and butthead is the last straw for the 90s references, I would like to go home Civvie

[@kylehyde215CA]

Remember the one where Beavis thought he got pregnant from eating nachos?

[@Zergosmuahaha]

And wouldn't you know it, that line was actually done by Randy Pitchford himself, no joke

[@TheGaluMoD]

5:16 I felt the exact same way when I found out where to find the silencer and how to trigger the ghost cutscene in Silent Hill 3. I'd played the game an ungodly amount of times, yet I still had to have the internet tell me about these things. -.- When you know a game too well, you just enter this state where you're just going through the motions on subsequent playthroughs, which actually makes it harder to discover new things, I think.

[@mybrad7812]

Pro Return to castle wolfenstien? or pro Blake stone :aliens of gold when civvie?

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

He hasn't even done Pro Wolf3D.

[@mybrad7812]

Wisemankugel Memicus of course, but RTCW was on his favourite games list. Check out the blood part 1 video also I think it would be a amazing

[@joahnaut]

"What the fuck is a Blake Stone?"

[@arevalo8117]

Hands down, Blake Stone is fucking boring

[@marcsm2008]

@@arevalo8117 I agree. And I also HATE that enemies dont stagger or flinch when you shoot them in Blake Stone. Even Wolf3D had that. EVEN CATACOMB ABYSS HAD THAT, for crying out loud.

[@Mr.Spongecake]

11:07 I was wanting to try Borderlands 3. I liked the first two and was looking forward to the tons of different guns I could be getting and using, but Randy Pitchford is slimy and I don't like to support him. Then I heard that the developers were getting a cut of sales from the games sold. That was going to be enough to get me to actually buy Borderlands 3 even though I don't like supporting Gearbox in any way, shape or form anymore. Then this happened. Thanks Randy. You made my decision for me.

[@skullocrusher]

Do you own a cell phone?

[@Beriorn]

Once again the staff photo implies that Duke himself worked on this game.

[@brosephnoonan223]

He didnt come back for DN:F, clearly

[@ghoulhellbilly2528]

I got causality loops of steel

[@dukenukem8381]

Fuck you

[@KingLich451]

@@dukenukem8381 hahahahahaha

[@UnfitElvis3rd]

@@ghoulhellbilly2528 I came here to kick ass and mess with the space time continuum, and I’m all out of OH GOD NO THE FABRIC OF REALITY IS TEARING

[@AcidFink666]

11:23 Only now, after watching this episode a half dozen times have I clued into the muzak version of "Out of Touch" by Hall and Oates during the Greasy Randy segment. Bravo Civvie 👏

[@ChocorocK]

Alright Civvie, you've played enough Doom Eternal by now. Back to cranking out videos. Im expecting Pro-Daikatana any day now.

[@jmplaxton2001]

Wagering that might be 200k, nothing to base that on though, just a guess

[@davidgomez7882]

And the original build. No fixes or whatever nonesense that makes the game slightly bearable.

[@brewedjuice494]

GamerKMP you can base it in the witchaven episode “ehh 200k diakatana special..”

[@Cephalopod51]

The Birth was certainly an inspired additional episode. There are times I wish it was longer and had more bosses, but it definitely did a lot for Duke 3D. I suspect the level Derelict influenced and inspired the large ship levels in Cryptic Passage, Redneck Rampage Rides Again, No One Lives Forever, and Deus Ex. The Area 51 level used to make me think that Duke Nukem could incorporate any major sci-fi film into its universe. It's interesting that you thought Area 51 was building up to a big fight in the end, Civvie, because I originally expected Duke to fight a new and different boss once I activated the nukes. The Queen level may have been frustrating, but at the least the Queen herself was a nice boss. The 3D Realms staff ending with big heads was oddly prescient of what was to come with DNF. Good going on another great Duke analysis, Civvie.

[@joshuaperrin3910]

The wang had to show up......eventually. Also, are we gonna get a Duke It Out In D.C./Duke Caribbean: Life's A Beach special? Maybe World Tour when you're up for it?

[@tonybamanabonitomatopowers6057]

No one is ever up for World Tour

[@Dragonfury3000]

World tour episode was fun it doesn't deserve the hate

[@patricknaughton6636]

Can world tour even run in eduke?

[@Cyann33andaThird]

@@patricknaughton6636 it can if you run a specific mod with it, but not if you want the new weapon and the new enemy

[@wallyhackenslacker]

He does flash a "for now" sign when he says he's finally done with Duke 3D, so I guess those are in the plans eventually. I certainly would like to see Civvie's take on World Tour.

[@Garrett0451]

15:57 I don't know why, but the Dude's voice was a nice addition to the Chernobyl footage, also is one of my favorite moments from the series and from this video, I also love the quote.

[@sorrenblitz805]

"This can't be good for me but I Feel great."

[@tanekheath5323]

I still want pro half life and ALL expansions, and the doom 3 expansion packs you havent done yet

[@PatriotNerdDad]

NinjaTanek Pro Half Life FOR SURE

[@lpj2216]

For anyone asking... "Pluto Nash Butt Expansion" is the one you ought to be searching for. 14:40

[@cyclopshark8933]

Thanks

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

God damnit Civvie, the council of boomers has spoken, you must do pro TNT Evilution and complete the doom official releases or be left permenantly shamed. If you really find it that hard to talk about then change things up by installing a gameplay mod like "nobody told me about ID" or something.

[@SwornHeresy]

H Doom TNT Evilution

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

He could do it PRO-ISH and use some mods

[@iiclyde_nodes174]

Final doomer?

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

Or punish himself and do BROOTAL DEWM

[@Web720]

He hasn't done Ressurection of Evil and the lost levels for Doom 3 BFG and Doom 64. He should probably do all of them for a 1 video to get it done and out of the way, shouldn't really take that for the ones I've listed.

[@meatman2203]

Currently playing through Alien World Order, and you know what. It’s really good. Some of the most detailed levels I’ve seen in Duke 3D with thrilling combat encounters where old bosses become uncommon enemies, an evil new enemy that sets you on fire, a fun new weapon which is basically a flame thrower that one shots most of the weaker monsters, and giant open sprawling environments that feel lived in. So what I’m trying to say is....... Pro Alien World Order when Civvie?

[@tprime2702]

**Duke on the phone with Ken Silverman** Duke: I've got *BALLS OF STEEL!* **Capstone on the phone with Ken Silverman** Ken: Btw, how's that William Shatner game going?

[@ericstamps4717]

4:47 That Beavis & Butthead reference is so 90's and so great

[@lionocyborg6030]

Not the only 90s FPS game in a trilogy that makes B&B references. ;) Couch Fishing, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!, The Hard Stuff Rules, and others in either the trilogy or mods I’m probably forgetting. Eternal’s “secret level” in episode 3 may be called The Manipulated Dead but it’s so hard and scary especially in older builds that it should have been called “I need TP for my bunghole”.

[@mrpoopiebungholio4871]

Oh hell yeah. Right when I'm gonna take a dump. Gonna be a good 21 minutes

[@beeeffgee10k]

Oh, here we go! Time to introduce Duke's Arch-vile equivalent!

[@ghoulsarefree]

these guys are little bitches compared to the arc vile

[@exeortegarubio]

18:23 I think I heard John Romero saying that if your levels in FPS are symmetrical, that means you're terrible at level design

[@XenoSpyro]

*coughs in E1M8 and E1M9*

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

@@XenoSpyro He didn't make E1M8, though? Unless Tech Gone Bad is symmetrical too, I haven't played that one yet.

[@XenoSpyro]

@@LonelySpaceDetective Romero didn't make M8, but it's still symmetrical. vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/doom/images/5/5a/E1M8dots.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20070205130020 Military Base isn't 100% identical but its samey enough that it obviously wasn't well thought out. vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/doom/images/e/e7/E1M9dots.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20060226204831

[@Blunt_Man]

Dude, so glad you brought up how the pig cop tanks have a self destruct button! I've been playing Duke Nukem 3D for almost 25 years and I just learned about that trick a month ago myself!

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

Me: "All this self-isolating and social distancing really sucks!" Civvie: "GET ON MY LEVEL...!"

[@mateodevin9233]

Its always a good Civvie vid when another tally gets added to the nuke counter, and an even better one when there's a Postal reference.

[@DaveDexterMusic]

There's something funny to me how the battlelord just casually strolls out of the doorway at 10:12

[@_pascalwittwer]

A postal, Shadow Warrior and Blood reference in a Duke video. I guess that's what video game conversations were before I was born.

[@RelakS__]

Fun fact: On Derelict there are so many enemy that on higher difficulties, the enemy counter overflows.

[@dissectingthestackchannel4824]

Hey Civvie, fantastic video as always. Since discovering your channel about 3 weeks ago (I believe the Department of Special Corrections allowed KZbin to have it crop up in recommended for me), I've been binging your videos and revisiting/buying and playing a ton of the games you've played. its been a killer trip down memory-lane, all of it has been keeping me somewhat sane in the wake of this quarantine. Keep up the awesome work, and one last thing you might find hilarious: I found you in Postal 4, right after I bought a "Health pipe" from your fine establishment, I smoked it and the game crashed just as you said "Don''t get ass prints on my door".

[@daevious_]

Now do "Duke it out in DC" so you can regret ever praising the Build Engine for its firefights in real locations.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@Thedutchjelle I never find a middleground when it comes to Smithsonian Terror, people either really love it, or really hate it.

[@Shaun_Jones]

@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine I’ve never played it, or even Duke3D for that matter, but I suspect that I would be one of the people who really like it.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@Shaun_Jones Give it a try, it's a really fun game.

[@Inuhater]

Fun story involving meeting Jon St. John: I used to work for a public broadcasting station while in college. I got media passes to attend a small video game convention where he was one of the guests of honor. A buddy and I approached him to see if we could snag a quick interview and he was cool with it. Not only did he answer questions but was cool with giving us station tag lines - short clips that would play between shows that drop the station ID. He did a few of them in the duke voice, and one where he walked out from behind a Duke cardboard cut out. We were STOKED. Now, mind you, he was visibly DRUNK AS FUCK but held it together and was still able to give us some great content for the station even while drunk. After all this, he asked us if we had any "booger sugar". We were good boys and sadly couldn't supply him, but we did have a prerolled blunt and smoked in the parking lot. He entertained us with some of his most wild convention stories. He left us, crossfaded and stumbling away leaving us with one last line in the Duke voice: "I'm gonna sleep good tonight." Sometimes I wonder if he found any coke and kept raging the rest of the night. Sadly, the footage from that event is lost to the bowels of time. WIsh I still had it so I could share it with Civvie.

[@LordKatame]

I just love that casually yells at his Lovecraftian nightmare of a computer

[@matygoo1644]

I first played Duke Nukem 3D on the Playstation 1, it had an extra set of levels called "Plug and Pray" i think they're good and i enjoyed them but for years whenever i mention them it's a guaranteed troll response. Either they suck because they were too difficult (but i think that was the point), or they're Playstation 1 exclusive and so non-cannon, not worth mentioning or adding to future re-releases (Even on the Playstation 4) ...Anyway, i would love if you did a video covering these seemingly hated and lost levels

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

There's a fan-made port of that episode to EDuke32 out there, I saw it.

[@deadrock1678]

Bruh same here, Plug and Pray in my opinion was the better 4th episode. It was way more challenging and fun for me. It had a final doom feeling to it. The new enemies were cooler too oh and that disco club.

[@GentleHeretic]

I sort of like Plug and Pray (didn't grow up with the PS1 port), but the first level is really off-putting and probably the reason so many ditch it early. I love Tomb Raider, but the map is just a slog to get through. Love the WipEout level though, about lost my mind when I first saw it.

[@Bob_Chandler-1927]

..........WHY THE F@€% WASN'T ALL OF THIS, AND ALL THE DUKE EXPANSIONS INCLUDED IN THE CURSED RANDY VERSION!? YOU F@#€!#%& LITTLE DINGLEBERRY PITCHFORD, FAILING AT THE MOST SIMPLE TASKS IMAGINABLE, CAN'T EVEN SELL A COMPLETE VERSION OF A GAME FOR THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY, YOU INCOMPETENT SWEATY ASSHOLIAN DEGENERATE PISS SLURPING GREASE PUDDLE THAT SHOULD BE PLAYED BY CHRIS CHAN. Is there a fan made "Duke: the complete edition" made by people that actually care?

[@patrick888881]

Fun fact, having been to the Gearbox Plano office before they moved to Frisco, I can tell you they used to have a giant sign showing the minimum wage on the cafeteria wall.

[@Klausinator451]

Holy crap wait. "Here this video was shot by an undercover operative!" Was that dude pretending to be an alien? That's awesome.

[@ninjartist36]

"Randy Pitchford did a good job." *Say sike right now*

[@RvH00]

Never thought I'd hear Civvie say "Puppers." Thanks for putting the mouse back in line, that made my day.

[@esper6119]

Civvie going 'Randy did a good job' and both our souls leaving our bodies may mean that Pitchford actually feeds on human souls, and this is how he gathers them just food for thought

[@spacebassist]

Actually it's food for Randy That horrible sonofabitch

[@papayer]

Randy "The Underage USB UPS" Pitchford

[@chronikoflife]

Why does this channel not have more subs? Have been not stop watching Civvies videos for 2 weeks now. Entertaining af!

[@MrDouchemuffin]

You know what's a good FPS no one barely talks about anymore? Black for the PS2. I'd love to see a video on that.

[@kylehyde215CA]

The cutscenes say edgy spy thriller while the gameplay says over the top 80s action.

[@vendetta6088]

red faction as well.

[@kylehyde215CA]

@@vendetta6088 Who made that? Volition?

[@Chozo_Ghost]

Fun Fact: Since the entirety of "The Birth" was omitted from the N64 version of Duke Nukem (or maybe that version was released before Atomic Edition was, I don't remember), the Snake Plissken secret is found in the "Death Row" level, in a secret area. Speaking of Death Row, you would also find a reference to Hannibal Lecter in that level, in the area that, in the PC version, had the chapel. In the Nintendo version, however (since religious imagery was a big no-no for Nintendo), that room was replaced by a long hallway leading to both the Hannibal Lecter jail cell, as well as the recording room secret that you find in the "Pigsty" level in the PC version (another thing they had to move due to the lack of "The Birth" chapter in the N64 version)

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

Oddly enough, they did port over the Duke Burger and Area 51 levels. IIRC they were the only levels from The Birth that made it in.

[@Chozo_Ghost]

@@LonelySpaceDetective Yep, that's true! I forgot about those.

[@Blade666324]

civvie you also forgot that the area 51 level was also featured in the nintendo 64 version of duke too. not sure if you knew that or not.

[@Dzuno18]

The Duke Burger level was also in the N64 version of Duke Nukem. As well as the Protector Drone enemies appear in random levels of the game.

[@Koko-pl8nv]

" *For now" OH BOY! DUKE CARIBBEAN WHEN, CIVVIE?!

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

Now

[@skunch]

rofl, the manual for the game tells you that pig tanks can be killed by hitting use on their backs.

[@jovesun8303]

We all love and appreciate you, Civvie. You're hilarious, skilled and interesting. Don't ever give up. Don't ever stop.

[@Legather]

Say Civvie, did you ever encounter 1996's Strife? Also David Lynch does not approve of Randy's antics

[@azmeer7753]

4:48, that is a Beavis & Butthead reference, right? Correct me if I am wrong, but that nasally, slacker voice could not be mistaken.

[@Clazzette]

*A PRO NUKEM EPISODE UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY? A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES! THANK YOU CIVVIE!* 😃

[@Alvinansakns]

You know there’s a secondary attack right? Mighty foot? If you combine that with the weapons you can double your attacks.

[@buzzedwoody6143]

Randy: actually makes a good level Everyone: Impossible

[@devinrobinson7880]

The first song after the intro is Doom II: Valiant - Map 06 - Engineering Disaster I recognized it instantly.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Civvie begrudgingly admitting that Pitchford did a good job was epic.

[@ryanpennington8108]

Can I just say that you've quickly become one of my favorite youtubers, from the editing, humor, and the various games you cover. Keep up the good work, Randall ain't got nothing on you ponyboy.

[@screamerlover5781]

Hooray! You’re continuing the series!

[@coldedge57]

6:00 - ORDER UP! caught me off guard im dying XD