PRO POSTAL 4 - THURSDAY

[@HC-qc5rp]

“This guy’s going postal, just like in that game Hatred!” is my favorite joke this game has dropped.

[@bbs001gaming7]

Its a self burn, but like a 2nd person perspective self burn, it works

[@ryderr4702]

When was that

[@vanderful2397]

@@ryderr4702 18:10

[@joaodasilva4174]

hatred? that isometric shooter than you need to kill everyone??? WORST game ever.

[@Largentina.]

@@joaodasilva4174 Yeah it was basically Postal 1 but without any passion or creativity and it was black and white. It's an almost complete ripoff of Postal 1.

[@Rizimar]

"He's going postal! Just like in that game, Hatred!" Fuck, that got me

[@pip5528]

I love that Postal Redux and Postal 4 are self aware of the game that copied Postal.

[@GianniMatragrano]

Much like your overworked coworkers, you never truly know when Civvie's going to go Postal on you.

[@doomguy1247]

Oh hey gianni

[@demekagamine]

a pleasant surprise

[@JoeTAC]

Love your work!

[@christianhunter6836]

You’re my damn idol, recently been doing some voice work for friends and you’re my main inspiration lol

[@jordanium5593]

Voice over postal dudes lines lol

[@purple_1884]

RWS despite being bunch of in-the-middle-of-desert weirdos are quite wholesome, can't recall a studio who loves their players so much. Should have put a counter on scooter theft attempts though

[@LeuLeumas]

I have listened to their podcast long ago. They straight up said "dont buy postal 3, text me and I will send you code for postal 3"

[@goosechaser13]

I got the physical edition for postal 4 and the lead artist drew a massive cock on the dude face with his signature, they're based lmao

[@rwsstudios]

we love you moonwalker!

[@purple_1884]

@@rwsstudios Oh shi-

[@dr.velious5411]

@@rwsstudios Yoooooo! Good work you magnificent bastards. 👍

[@ludoletono]

Civvie yelling "Goddamit" at the npc robbing his scooter while HE's robbing some guys condo is the funniest shit. That running gag of the scooter getting boosted over and over again is comedy gold.

[@NEEDbacon]

The extra funny thing is, is the scooter is always a different colour. Implying Civvie steals a different scooter anyways.

[@pip5528]

I also love how he made an insanely far shot but didn't even comment on it.

[@MrTheil]

I love how there were a shit ton of piss bottles with the hunting rifle "JARATE!"

[@thenbpansexuall7925]

Professionals have standards

[@vahdoom]

No I'm not a crazed gunman dad I'm an assassin!

[@lich.possum]

@@vahdoom the difference is ones a job and the others a lunatic!

[@lich.possum]

That helmets gonna make a good bowl for your brains!

[@liamdell6319]

@@lich.possum *The difference being ones a job and ones a mental sickness.

[@unfathomable3434]

At least I can sleep safe knowing neither postal or pro postal is dead

[@JimmehRulez]

Ye

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Postal never was.

[@unfathomable3434]

@@TheRealRusDaddy felt like it

[@bretarseneault7302]

Same here

[@csicskabanghead]

Now that you say ..

[@IronWolfZer0]

I swear, the Dude seems way more chilled than he did in the second game. I guess the divorce was the best thing to ever happen to him.

[@TexasAmericana]

@@OfficerHotpants no arguments here

[@lich.possum]

Divorce?

[@ryszakowy]

@@lich.possum how else would you call killing your hellspawn wife in a hell hole?

[@loquendo918]

@@ryszakowy living the dream

[@napalmkitty6686]

I call the john st john dude *boomer dude*

[@writtenworlds]

This is precisely why Devs love civvie. Not only will all the shit he mentioned get proper attention now, but hype for release is just going up and up.

[@dannyboi5887]

7:09 Can I just talk about out how unintentionally funny this bit is? Civvie/PD frantically trying to kick the door open only to smash right through it because it's fucking glass and then proceeding open it normally Absolute gold

[@asterixobelix20]

"Oh, this guy is going Postal! Just like in that game, Hatred!" Okay, ngl, this made me laugh real good.

[@somedesertdude1308]

same

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

Best intro ever. Really sets us up for the madness that is postal 4 with civvie at the helm.

[@MrGigapuddi]

the David lynch addition is pure gold.

[@RileyZilla1001]

Civvie must be a Lynch fanboy. I wish there was a Twin Peaks fps

[@GrodyPineman]

"We got a hot new game coming out, but the bad news is the D-team is working on it." "Oh yeah, I noticed." Fucking lost it

[@Spanjop]

I am glad they have a sense of humor about Postal 3. God knows, that game needed some.

[@expendableround6186]

Truly hits differently after battlefailed 2042.

[@MrTheBaron]

@@expendableround6186 and GTA "Definitive" Edition

[@beeeffgee10k]

8:17 Charlie Work (n.) - basement stuff, cleaning urinals, blood stuff, your basic slimes, your sludges, anything dead or decaying

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Having just ended my summer as a seasonal worker at the Home Depot, I felt a very specific type of existential pain at the Tim Allen hardware store butt rock.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Unrelated, but did you make decent money up there? My job just moved to a four day schedule and I was thinking about picking up some extra hours.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

@@12ealDealOfficial I was a cashier, worked part time, averaging around 4-5 hours a day, 22-27 hours a week, 5 days a week, getting about 13 an hour.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Thanks for the heads up. Need to put a new motor in my old car and this sounds like a perfect side gig. Friend of mine also thinking of getting a retail side job and he was with Home Depot back in 2009.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

@@12ealDealOfficial It’s not the worst as far as jobs go. Don’t get me wrong, the company sucks ass and there’s a lot about it that can be pretty draining, but don’t let me dissuade you from doing what you have to for the sake of feeding yourself. Godspeed.

[@vali6717]

I work in the garden center area at a Lowes and got dragged into plumbing when I tried to find someone who knew what they were doing over there and hardware store customers... Man, they swarm you like it’s Dawn of The Dead or something.

[@gravenightghoul]

I like how they put the hunting rifle right next to all the Jarate you sadly can't pick up.

[@ForestBoyProductions]

A real piece of piss!

[@baker90338]

You’re the jarate bottle

[@shaggyrogers8869]

Sniping is a good job mate

[@NerfPlayeR135]

It’s challengin’ work, outta doors.

[@dr.rodders3329]

I'll guarantee you'll not go angry

[@jebusspqr2121]

when the Game's so Janky he doesn't even end the video with the cinematic

[@rwsstudios]

we basically own the trademark for Janky

[@jebusspqr2121]

@@rwsstudios That is oh so true...

[@doom7ish]

@@rwsstudios how did you get here

[@ryszakowy]

@@rwsstudios yeah but you make janky fun as fuck

[@RiveryJerald]

@@rwsstudios Holy shit batman, it's the chompander in chief

[@CaptainRasmot]

This only serves to further prove my theory that Unreal 4 is literally held together by Clown Jizz and the last vestiges of any hope for an Unreal Tournament 4

[@expendableround6186]

Thanks a bunch, tryhardnite.

[@chillhour6155]

@@expendableround6186 new word on the Reddit ?

[@expendableround6186]

@@chillhour6155 Made it up myself. Very immature and lame, I know.

[@CoralCopperHead]

@@expendableround6186 The worst part is, it's gonna catch on.

[@NEEDbacon]

@@CoralCopperHead Nah, four syllables is too much for a single word insult.

[@krullachief669]

I'm glad that RWS has decided to go full weird with Postal 4. Also, thanks for showing what music you added into the video, that's just nice.

[@rwsstudios]

@Stix N' Stones ah yes the classic real life scenario of throwing a diseased cowhead, or putting a cat on your gun as a silencer, or having endless urine ;)

[@kylehyde215CA]

The intro to his Duke Nukem Forever video could use that. Wink Wink nudge nudge Katie

[@rwsstudios]

@Stix N' Stones thanks and we are gonna try to actually remake p2 directly in UE4/5 next....so then you can do em all again lol

[@ZeroHxC07]

@@rwsstudios would you please sign my petition?

[@radek4634]

And im not glad at all. Those poorly made, nonsensical "missions" are stright from hated Postal 3. :/ There was literally zero missions, qests and busy work in Postal 2. Just chores... I guess devs themselfs didnt fully understand why Postal 2 was good and 3 was not, even while hating it. :/ They are banking on batshit crazy now, and thats ther wrong way! Just look what happened to Saints Row series. It will be the same here. Its sucks.

[@shortsrus]

Btw noclip breaking when you touch water actually happens in a lot of games

[@KiraSlith]

Yeah, that one is an Unreal Engine classic. That's been around since the original Unreal, but it usually doesn't quite cause you to outright fall like that, just start to sink.

[@Chozo_Ghost]

What's weird about it here is that the water physics weren't even working lol. It's like noclip just pulled an "ight imma head out" out of nowhere

[@A_Simple_Neurose]

@@Chozo_Ghost Probably has to do with player character states, if the PC is deep enough in water it changes to a swimming state, typing in noclip changes you to noclip state etc. The reason noclip breaks might be because there is no clear state hierarchy, since you wouldn't expect a player character to need it since debug commands are intended for normal play. There's probably a state for jumping as well, or being in mid-air.

[@Chozo_Ghost]

@@A_Simple_Neurose That sounds like a likely scenario. All we need now is for RWS to implement a flying cheat while they get the collision weirdness sorted out lol

[@saerain]

I was gonna say, I think the last time I used noclip was over 10 years ago but it used to happen all the time.

[@a.k8185]

I like how every liquid that a human can leave in postal looks like it is colored with paint.

[@bad_chewy6092]

I'm not ashamed to admit that I look forward to Postal 4's completion more than any other game in recent history.

[@Mike14264]

I only heard about Postal... like, 3 days ago, and now I'm up to date and fully invested.

[@samhouston9162]

When your game is so jank that it breaks no clip, it needs to go back in the over another few months. Still, this day has some fun stuff going for it.

[@Gundamu-p9m]

Actually no postal is supposed to be like this

[@pontiusporcius8430]

They outjanked the russians.

[@samhouston9162]

@@pontiusporcius8430 The devs of You Are Empty are proud

[@kitosjek9541]

@@samhouston9162 what would make them really proud would be drawn shading

[@cassiopeia36]

You can also break noclip in Postal 2 if you get close to any ladders.

[@thepostaldude2217]

This can't be good for me, but I feel great

[@normalguy5208]

Ok no personal felling man but you're fired

[@officialromanhours]

I regret nothing

[@deadliestvice5356]

_felling_

[@soulSSeekingbullet]

@@deadliestvice5356 fagg∅t

[@treefingers6572]

David Lynch is becoming more and more of a weirdly adorable and wholesome, yet... avant garde... grandpa as the years go by.

[@LaNoLaCola]

You never know what to expect when Civvie gets back into Postal.

[@lazorr3260]

Crack, I expect crack

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Crack, champ, vince/mike j

[@normalguy5208]

I expected hell

[@arcticcirclepit2008]

“This is transcendent jank!” -Civvie I shall never forget this statement, and shall remember to honor it appropriately when I utter this psalm over broken games.

[@danteinpuro319]

I like how the hunting rifle is surrounded by jars of piss, litterally a reference of the sniper from TF2

[@MRMADASSASSINx]

I feel this is a decent opportunity to mention Vince Desi started following me: a pure rando, on Twitter. All I've ever done is follow RWS and tweet a few postal related stuff. But I'm fuckin honored.

[@NEEDbacon]

Vince Desi is coming to collect your skin. Be afraid.

[@rwsstudios]

good old vince!

[@AstralPhnx]

I had a chance to interview Mike J at one point and he's just a fucking lad. Awesome guy

[@Kadett-rr7ry]

Vince Desi followed me too and I mostly follow a bunch of porn accounts. Papa Desi truly is a legend

[@multigatawny5204]

Seems like TF2 Sniper was on a job in Edensin and left his hunting rifle along with handful of piss-jars before Postal Dude arrived there. Pretty cool Easter egg.

[@Kalmaro4152]

Considering that this was a governmental building, I feel like he was reenacting 1963.

[@bmanjones]

I can't explain the excitement I feel when a Civvie Vid hits my recommended. Feels like Christmas used to.

[@imadrifter]

Ikr

[@ProsecutorValentine]

The guy cures depression according to a friend.

[@Samarai-hf9si]

Vince Desi has Yakuza 1 English Dub levels of needless swearing, oh my god.

[@aboreddudebrowsingyt]

Honestly the atmosphere at the begining of Thursday paired with the Postal 2's hud does make it look like a horror game

[@swanky2202]

Together with the music it felt a wee bit reminiscent of Killing Floor :D

[@DJL3G3ND]

3:30 the worst thing about this is the fact that there is literally an Infinite Extent checkbox for post processing volumes, which they could have used to make their job a lot easier, but even so, its not hard to make a box cover the whole playing area

[@flippedoutkyrii]

The endless Cart Theft was giving me flashbacks to Far Cry 5 when all the residents of Hope County kept stealing my 69' Oldsmobile 442 whenever a gunfight broke out.

[@MaxK17]

Civvie, man, every time I see a new vid of yours come out, I know the day's about to get better. Thanks a bunch for reviewing all those games in your exact way of doing that.

[@Chozo_Ghost]

Yay Thursday update! :D I did a good bit of stress testing/bug finding on this game recently, including figuring out how to fix that incessant crashing to desktop issue I was having. So relieving knowing I can now play this game without needing to spam my quicksave key every two minutes.

[@1rbdt]

I mean, that's kinda second nature for people who play retro shooters. Or Bethesda Fallout games.

[@AB0BA_69]

Hunting Rifle as a reference to the TF2 Sniper? Baste.

[@xCOATx]

Never thought we'd see a sneak peek of Pro Viscera Cleanup Detail.

[@JacobTheCroc]

Okay, I want to speak to the man at Running With Scissors who implemented a 3 second noclip which increased gravity. How do you even do that by accident.

[@baxterbunny4403]

yea

[@JacobTheCroc]

@@scarlet_phonavis6734 Okay, that can actually happen, because the game didn't detect fluids as being possible to noclip through.

[@XzMondayNightzX]

Whenever I win a race I too like to celebrate in 3rd person.

[@DJL3G3ND]

1:35 the thing is 90% of the games assets is from the unreal marketplace. even the grass texture is the default ue4 grass, which is extremely noticeable to anyone who works with unreal

[@resserection1]

Every time he talks about how "detailed" the unreal stock assets are I die a little more.

[@CheesyNoodlez]

“What is with the people in this town?” “So I go to the upper class part of town to rob this house”

[@salty_popcorn_]

i'm just surprised how katie forgot to change colors from red to green after that "hatred" joke

[@crustypenguin474]

The cel shading actually does a lot for the graphics of this game Also the video got monetized

[@nodrognameerf]

hmm now postal 4 looks like the game, that today RWS "hates" it

[@siechamontillado]

1:00 I'm really excited to see David Lynch joining ZZ Top! RIP Dusty Hill

[@DoctorInk20]

12:31 Let's call it what it is: That there is a *Lobo Hook & Chain!*

[@ginger15103]

being able to see through the cat when you aim down the sights is intentional i'm pretty sure lol

[@cruelangel_94]

*"Nothing personal man, but you're fired."* - Vince Desi

[@glensheppard1056]

Been having a shitty day it’s good to see a postal video before I have to work, I needed this

[@PXAbstraction]

I love how Vince says "the D-team's working on it", as if that always hasn't been the entirety of Running With Scissors.

[@Laxhoop]

I like how Civvie’s Postal 4 series really just acts as a way for him to publicly shame the devs into ironing out bugs he found.

[@anglefox3]

I love how the first thing I saw was the postal dude riding a baby

[@TheIronSavior]

"Transcendant Jank" is the name of my band!

[@endermcetherman]

3:55 That was such a genuinely postal induced "what".

[@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa]

Hunting rifle... with jars of piss around it? *Magnum Force theme starts playing*

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

I bought the game the moment they announced it on Steam. It's kind of unique to be seeing it's progress in KZbin videos.

[@tyronewithersneeze7037]

Thank you Father Civvie for this gift, this day.

[@douglewis7946]

"THE DOG'S OURS, YOU'RE NEXT" This won't stop me because I can't read!

[@Ribbons0121R121]

this sounds like an odd thing but i love missions where youre yoinked of your arsenal and you get to build it back up again the slow curve is fun but the fast re-getting curve is even more fun, specially when done properly love these kinds of missions

[@yousefseed1874]

13:05 I like how the guy in green tank top starts wearing his mask when pigeon bomb is thrown

[@A_Simple_Neurose]

Look, this game may be jank and all, but that blood flowing down the road at about 7:48 is something every shooter needs right fucking now. PLEASE

[@AbstractTraitorHero]

"Fuck off pig" You are truly one of my people Civvie, love you.

[@AbstractTraitorHero]

@Scratchy The police generally do not stop robberies, they generally on average arrive late, I'd trust my neighbours to help me in time far more.

[@mikebeak1389]

Awesome video Civvie. I love the funny things that you discovered, had a good laugh.

[@r4x2]

The hardware store music is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

The David Lynch weather reports are sure getting around these days. Bless that weird old man.

[@arthurbarros5189]

2:55 "It May Be the jankiest day..." Champ moonwalking out of cage

[@tuerculosisgaming6307]

Champ just is like that

[@pastadinnertheater8657]

11:39 wait there's a sniper rifle next to a bunch of jars full of piss..... nope got no idea what that could possibly be a reference to no sir

[@Erisblackstone]

Ah just when I was binging Civvie's postal shit. Bless you

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

"We've got a hot new game comin' out, but the D team is workin' on it" hmmmm, sounds familiar...

[@rwsstudios]

we draw from real life experience

[@Kadett-rr7ry]

@@rwsstudios holy shit you guys ARE everywhere

[@pkfiremain710]

@@rwsstudios glad you guys have such a good sense of humor about it lol

[@expendableround6186]

Truly hits differently after battlefailed 2042.

[@scorpion67890]

9:41 i completely lost it when he said "i think i'm having a stroke"

[@dylancarroll4623]

11:41 TF2 sniper reference, nice. Shame they aren’t a throwable weapon.

[@Nuberax]

Game just went from Dusk to Borderlands. Also stopping to open the door with the gas can made me laugh harder than it probably should have.

[@MrHeesman]

Postal is probably the one game I don't mind jank. Feels so incredibly fitting for whatever reason.

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

A blessing! A blessing from the Cow demon Mike J! David Lynch cameo, shows Civvie really is kino

[@CaptJABRONIE]

I'm watching this in bed, headphones on and howled so hard at the scooter thief and Civvies aim that it woke my girlfriend. Oh Lord it's been a while since something got me like that

[@imadrifter]

Cap

[@ghoulbuster1]

Wake up wake up wake up

[@Plague_Potato]

@@ghoulbuster1 you don't have a girlfriend Take your medicine Wake up Wake up Wake up

[@ratking9577]

Wake up

[@Auditormadness9]

No such thing as a "girlfriend"

[@fshgjguhergbertyuihg]

A new Pro Postal 4 video? This can't be good for me, but I feel great

[@NoTengoDinero69]

The VR part besides reminding me of Saints Row 3 looks very well designed and pulled off.

[@rwsstudios]

way too good for one of our games tbh

[@THEDONKAGE]

I like the easter eggs/references in this day a lot. The Home Improvement-style grunt in the Tools R' Us song, the piss jars by the rifle as a nod to TF2's sniper, etc. Lots of neat stuff!

[@johnnycruelty5195]

11:35 nice TF2 reference

[@BrochachoTheBro]

3:23 I think they must've done that transparency thing on purpose so you can actually *see* past the cat. Janky looking, absolutely, though that is a welcome design aspect. It's like the bright drop shadow they have in Crash 4 that lets you know where you'll land. Might not have noticed the design aspect, but your brain did.

[@ryszakowy]

would be dope it they somehow used cat ears as sights of the silenced pistol

[@fenrirsrage4609]

11:43 surprised you didn't even talk about those Jars of Piss.

[@blockwearingman]

0:17 oh look its the postal 3 baby

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

1:28 You know I already planned to get this game when its done, but I gotta admit if this is actually in the game I maybe more obliged... 18:13 "Oh man that guy is going Postal, like in that game...Hatred!" If there is one thing I can't fault these devs for its their sense of humor. Its often juvenile at times but when it hits it hits.

[@rwsstudios]

anything we gotta do to get your biz!

[@lipeckih]

The part with the mop made me think of Viscera Cleanup Detail; the general level of weird in there would be a good fit for Postal. Also, the VR section guns look really snazzy, especially the revolver.

[@attractivegd9531]

9:36 transcendent jank

[@sTiKmAnHAHAHA]

Being able to play as Civvie in third person made this game worth the full $17 I paid for it.

[@Br0leg]

Cant wait for a postal friday :)

[@JGT-yd2wx]

"The Apocalypse, again? And we still don't have a proper cutscene for it?"

[@linkeffect82]

Well, it's nice the episode ends with the reveal that the real main character, a random scooter, is ready to continue it's journey to take over the town and rain glorious vengeance on the humans. That is, after it sits there and mentally recovers from being driven by a callous maniac through a dirt track, crashing violently into it's beloved brethren, of course.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Vince Desi, my favorite actor in anything, continuing his prolific career is the real selling point of Postal 4.

[@rwsstudios]

the bar is set super low with this one ;)

[@ryszakowy]

@@rwsstudios postal movie

[@disgorgingconsciousness2250]

LOVING the references to David Lynch in your videos lately, yet alone your videos in general

[@XERO7100]

was just binging your old blood videos. this is a sign from our dungeon master

[@danhelsting6308]

tHe dOG iS OuRs - YoUrE nExt "Damn it Champ - Looks like the Pound got you again."

[@dekyed]

Hey Civvie, I wanna watch your Pro Postal 4 videos. But i don't wanna spoil myself for the surprises waiting for me in the game. Here's a free like as compromise.

[@StarNukem]

That dude who made the horrible puns in the casino, that was me! :)

[@Slimurgical]

Can't wait for Pro Postal 4 - Friday, where Civvie can't even leave his "house" without the game's universe collapsing in on itself.

[@deminidze]

3:45 Jeez tell Scissors to steal that gradual sky "reddening" from idk from TES Oblivion

[@soulsilvergaming4833]

You did this on my super drunk me day. I love you civvie. Never change

[@fromvault801]

The intro was so great I watched it several times before the gameplay

[@andreasottohansen7338]

4:43 hang on, i never noticed this, but is that the the symbol for Mandalorians on MikeJ's arm?

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

11:38 Omg, the greatest tf2 reference yet