Pro Postal 4 - Wednesday

This can't be good for me but I feel pretty.
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[@JakeTheVoice]

11:32 - Civvie shot the dude I voiced in the face repeatedly. This was surprisingly heartwarming to know.

[@ofearghailthefearless6481]

You voiced a character in this game? That's awesome!

[@Civvie11]

Damn I wish I'd known, I would have used something without such a strong muzzle flash so people could see.

[@supra107]

Heh, no wonder you got in the game, considering you've managed to interview all three Postal Dude VA's, and even have them make a promo clip together :D

[@DeweyManloveX]

"Bad Acting in Video Games?" Subscribed. Make more please.

[@brokenm8950]

You have an excellent voice.

[@dopey473]

Postal Dude dancing in scantily women clothing while saying "I feel like shit" with the deep John St. John voice is one of the best things ever.

[@harleyjackson3708]

Makes me wish for a Postal Rocky Horror Picture Show mod. That's where they got that outfit, after all, maybe a game of that could be... Something.....

[@zigfaust]

@@harleyjackson3708 I can't wait to piss people off in multiplayer with endless quotes from Tim Curry while wearing that outfit. Me, pointing gun at co-op player: "IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT!"

[@a.k8185]

@Emanuelgamer 1313 Long gloves and stockings. Makes brain go ape mode.

[@thedogmaticdirector]

I guarentee you, a petition to bring back a cartoon rabbit's bits is one that would make the mission way too easy.

[@GG_1318]

you misspelled tits

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Been looking at Zootopia fanart, have you? lol

[@LordofSadFac]

@@DinnerForkTongue its related to the new Space Jam movie, they phisically nerfed Lola Bunny in comparison of her original self, and people are not happy about it, but not because of the bunny titties.

[@Duothimir]

@@LordofSadFac It is absolutely because of the bunny titties.

[@AkiRa22084]

@@Duothimir Nah, it's because of the hypocrisy and daring to attack Pepe le Pew.

[@adjuchasbrokk8033]

I like how Cunny's outfit is essentially an upside down Krotchy.

[@rwsstudios]

Kunny :)

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@rwsstudios Very Kunny-ng stunt, that.

[@muttipi]

@@rwsstudios Now *this* is real pr.

[@adjuchasbrokk8033]

@@rwsstudios Oops, yeah... I did a double-take on how Krotchy was spelt but not Kunny. Fuck it :P

[@wtklpm]

Pretty obvious it's Krotchy who became trans

[@Laxhoop]

I love that they looked at the legendarily overpowered Double Barrel from Postal 2, and said “Yeah, we won’t decrease the power of this thing, but you’ll need to use four shells to do what you want to do with it, we’re actually trying to balance the game, this time”, and I can respect the decision.

[@rwsstudios]

exactly

[@FailureToBe]

@@rwsstudios man, another copy??11!1!! WHy cAnT RwS bE rEalll??

[@LukaLehmann]

@@FailureToBe that’s the real RWS, just click on the channel

[@peppermillers8361]

@@LukaLehmann pretty sure he's joking

[@benismann]

@@rwsstudios this replies are just like some companies that do post cringy memes and even more cringy replies in social nerworks, but without the cringe part. Good job bois

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Every time Civvie kills himself in this game it's another cry for help. You know, amongst the other... cries for help...

[@WolfyFancyLads]

It's a cry for cocaine and penal surgery. Not expansion, reattachment. They do a lot of butt and crotch torture in the dungeon.

[@LordofSadFac]

Hes trying to exorcise the demon inside him through Postal 4, too bad he doesnt has a sword that shoots light beams.

[@Cob2001]

AMONGUS!!!🤤🤤😳

[@atlas5778]

No one tell him about the cheat that turns everyone into him.

[@nbr1rckr]

@@WolfyFancyLads penile... Uh... Is the word I mean, not penal.

[@AVGNROCKS1996]

“Makes Babeland look like Epcot” Seeing how rundown and soulless Epcot is nowadays, that more of an insult to Babeland honestly.

[@rwsstudios]

I think he was just calling babeland family friendly lol

[@AVGNROCKS1996]

@@rwsstudios I’d rather take my family to Babeland than Epcot. Less likely to get a heart attack than from Mission Space.

[@MyHeadHz]

@@AVGNROCKS1996 when I was there in 2013 or 14 there was still some KimPossible scavenger hunt type attraction. So yeah, they're really slow to update it.

[@MyHeadHz]

@@rwsstudios DEV IN COMMENTS

[@lutherheggs451]

@@AVGNROCKS1996 what are you still living in 2005, when that happened once and the ride was mellowed after that....

[@tomtheawesomeness]

It's pretty impressive that RWS manages to keep one-upping themselves with each new day. At this current trajectory, Civvie is gonna have to upload Friday to Liveleaks or something.

[@rwsstudios]

how can we top this tho.....

[@realstreetjesus1953]

@@rwsstudios Thursday: Assassinate the president and take part in an armed coup

[@doomyboi]

@@rwsstudios "The Dude says the N Word"

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@rwsstudios you definitely can. I don't know how, because I'm too normal, but you can definitely top this

[@theonlybilge]

@@doomyboi "This can't be good for me but I feel great... My n-"

[@nothingislogical]

Civvie: "Like that guy who goes vegan and talks about how clean his colon is." Probably the next ad I'll get: "Did you know that your body contains about 15 pounds of toxic poop?"

[@B1ACKMAG3666]

I got that ad when I loaded up this video

[@blackout295]

HOW COME I GOT THAT AD

[@ShadeVial]

Those annoy me to no end with just how common and bs they are. You have these wonderful little things called an intestinal track/anus and a liver. There are no such thing as toxins or stuck poop unless consume something that isn't edible or your organs stop working properly or you have some kind of condition. I mostly just hate it cause of you google allows such fear mongering.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

I got that ad a while ago, only thought I had was "Wow thanks for grossing me out elitist prick."

[@dr.velious5411]

Augh, fuck that ad.

[@voidmayonnaise]

The Fallopian tube ride made me laugh and I’m so ashamed.

[@scootza1]

Your likes show how many people share your shame

[@thecandlemaker1329]

Same but not ashamed.

[@krodmandoon3479]

Laughing and being ashamed is like the Postal one-two punch.

[@zerpblerd5966]

it's smart humor!

[@furfixer]

I keep thinking about that sperm meme

[@agrubohub4009]

I swear the next days will feature a "totally not Randy Pitchford" as a boss fight.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

RWS, do that and I'll pay double the price of this game. I will, watch me do it.

[@rwsstudios]

@@DinnerForkTongue there is a game dev studio IN GAME.......whoever will it be!

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@rwsstudios TAKE MA FUCKEN' MONEY!

[@rwsstudios]

@@DinnerForkTongue fine.....i need hookers and cocaine money!

[@finkamain1621]

@@rwsstudios Look, just put Randy Pitchford in the game, or I'll follow you home and give you the Coronavirus

[@Callisto8233]

"he joined caesars legion" Pro New Vegas when Civvie?

[@maledikt]

Ave, true to Caesar.

[@SpecShadow]

Might as well play Deus Ex series since both are more RPGs than action oriented First Person Shooters

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Pro Breakdown when Civvie?

[@EmilSinclairDM]

I think he just wanted to annoy David Szymański (Dusk Dev), because he likes trolling NV fans.

[@marrvynswillames4975]

@@SpecShadow civvie said he finds Deus Ex to be boring. Despite liking Thief...

[@immortalgunngaming]

17:15 - I've been in two separate DnD campaigns where both dms joked that all the shops are kept by one person, this is giving me flashbacks

[@sdd1018]

Postal Dude radiates such dad energy in this game, its crazy

[@dyingstar24]

Because he's voiced by a man who should be a grandpa at this point

[@koba3824]

This can't be good for me, but i feel great.

[@roberte2945]

Man, I gotta stop smoking this crap.

[@dannyboi5887]

I'm sure there's no long term consequences to this!

[@HarunX57zt]

I feel like shit.

[@superniger4822]

Stop I’ve seen this comment on other vids

[@ctons]

@@superniger4822 it's like THE postal dude quote

[@sams3533]

I think part of the reason I like Civvie's videos so much is because he sounds and talks like an agressive pizza place employee that's been there for 20 years.

[@TheSektorz]

5:26 this happened to me yesterday while playing Cyberpunk 2077..... in a triple-A game it's way more infuriating

[@expendableround6186]

*Cyberjank Fix’d

[@KimSjopi]

"What do you see inside of you?" "Well I've got a tapeworm if that counts" Almost made me choke on my food

[@mugwump7049]

It was the "Splendid!" that did me in.

[@KimSjopi]

@@mugwump7049 Overall a perfect interaction

[@KingoKings365]

Postal 4 uploads like this are a gift that keep on giving

[@dragonhunter4592]

_Now the flowers will grow._ Also spooky clerk is totally gonna end up being Crazy PostalDude from Postal 1. All of the "spooky" dialogue and his weird noises making it seem like he's a complete reference to the origin of the series.

[@pyrolee17]

sounds kind of like the g man

[@cryan4863]

Thatd be awesome

[@zed6234]

That'd be so fucking cool...

[@kylehyde215CA]

Postal Dude Sr is back from the grave as revenge for pissing on his grave!

[@a.k8185]

Redux did say that his "next of kin" wasnt exactly following whatever happened in postal1

[@fsLeg]

Civvie is one of the few people who, when told to kill himself, can actually do it. Multiple times. Please make a history of Painkiller video.

[@JJRodriguez]

I second the Painkiller motion

[@PatrickSilent]

I wonder how many Judas Priest references he'd be able to squeeze into it.

[@darthcinema4262]

Don't expect that video for awhile

[@lionocyborg6030]

You know what would be awesome? Civvie doing his “play Painkiller the song on his guns” in Painkiller the game, both Black Edition and Hell & Damnation.

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

I bet i could kill myself several times... 🤔 Be right back!

[@chronicle243]

4:02 "little prick's stonewallin' me" The Big Lewbowski, awesome man

[@derekdrake8706]

Damn. After that fight, Kunny's got enough holes to satisfy an entire comic convention at once.

[@bloodrunsclear]

The new voice of The Dude makes me think Sam from Sam and Max has finally snapped and is murdering people.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

John St. Jon voices Sam?

[@bloodrunsclear]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan David Nowlin. I feel dumb now...that's Duke f**king Nukem doing the Dude's voice XD

[@charlieroberts7031]

@@bloodrunsclear it feels like a sam and max cartoon

[@charlieroberts7031]

And also whaaat it's the guy who makes fake trailers

[@bloodrunsclear]

@@charlieroberts7031 My reputation precedes me! I hope that's a good thing ^^;

[@IxodesPersulcatus]

Those tiny things made me realize how much I miss the cancer mouse.

[@LordofSadFac]

I feel like something related to Civvie its going to happen in Thursday, if not Friday

[@rvc7468]

Just to coincide with the Apocalypse

[@pauldecker4630]

Cancer mouse is for friday, he'll be the unkillable demon plague rat.

[@AnimatedTerror]

@@pauldecker4630 which itself will be a callback to the unkillable plague hellhound civvie somehow willed into existence on Friday in postal 2.

[@Pc_98_Fan]

Wait until he makes another video about Ultrakill, he would met Cancer mouse and super cancer mouse (if the devs doesn't remove them imo)

[@Rod_Knee]

Mike J: "Then Kunny will be outta juice" Civvie: "Okay, I got this handled".

[@D.v-O4u2c]

The animated cutscenes really remind me of the comic cutscenes in tony hawks American wasteland and i couldnt be any happier to know how well it fits this game

[@qee4617]

*"Sees a Max reference"* Pro-payne when Civvie?

[@uberogg]

when i read that my mind immediately went to the king of the hill game

[@Cracky003]

@@uberogg April Fool's comes and Civvie dumps "Pro-Payne" with a max payne thumbnail, but it's actually the King of the Hill game.

[@baphometazrael1892]

Yes we need a pro Max Payne

[@igoballistic937]

“Pirates don’t fuck the tourist” dammit Civvie I know where that’s from I hate you for twisting it but god damn it was a good joke

[@LordofSadFac]

That was a really classy reference that most people wont get.

[@davidvulakh744]

To be fair, you need a high IQ to understand that reference. /cringe

[@TheGary108]

*Giggles in Jeff Goldblum*

[@nathanmcdonald610]

All major theme parks have delays...

[@a.k8185]

I really want to know what the refrence is

[@Mecks089]

On no, they replaced the Soul of Gary Coleman with Peter Dinklage.

[@rwsstudios]

TINKLAGE!

[@rvc7468]

And they killed him too!

[@AnimatedTerror]

@@rwsstudios A total “shhh! You wanna get sued!?” Moment.

[@HasturTheShadowpuppet]

Pretty sure they can pass this off as a parody and avoid that lawsuit... I think...

[@swagpyro47]

@@rwsstudios when will postal 2 come out

[@deag8169]

Watching Civvie drunk is the correct way to have a bad and good time.

[@lovetrain2455]

I never thought a fucking Postal game would have more care put into it and less bugs than a CDPR game yet here we are

[@rwsstudios]

we DO care......a lot

[@lovetrain2455]

@@rwsstudios Can I be in the next update?

[@YexyIsSexy]

@@lovetrain2455 wamp wamp wamp wa-a-a-a-amp, nice try though lol

[@zigfaust]

Imagine, begging with nothing to give instead of making sick fanart and then asking and actually getting put in :)

[@CleverCover05]

I couldn't watch this during regular work but I heavily regret watching this at lunch. Oh God, watching that man vomit as Civvie pees into the shit pile was more relatable than I wanted it to be.

[@rwsstudios]

just your average tuesday in Edensin

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

"There's nothing wrong with wearing a purple bathrobe, people work from home now" Well, you're a youtuber!

[@Gat720Dua]

This is by far my favorite Postal 4 episode, didn't think there would be anything to top that cat section and the reactions it made.

[@Sputnik1]

Caution, running with scissors are roaming this comment section. Be sure not to misspell any of the ingame names or you will summon an angry underpaid rws employee

[@TotemSP2]

And his name is Marphy Black.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Damn, dude when this video came out it's 3-16-21, you should've waited until 3-17-21 cause then it would've been Wednesday on Wednesday

[@ryszakowy]

there's always the next day

[@admiraltonydawning3847]

For some people it's already Wednesday.

[@wert1234576]

It's always Wednesday in our hearts

[@transfemengimain]

@@wert1234576 gay

[@Raphex5]

It was uploaded Wednesday here in Australia.

[@tacomcbabyhands4577]

1:40 never in my life did I expect civvie to make a fallout new vegas reference

[@Slimurgical]

"The Fournicator is absolutely Overpowered" Yeah, that's why it can't kill a Cop at medium range, the optimal range of actual shotguns

[@MiiNiPaa]

It is a video game shotgun. You need to shove it up enemy ass before pulling the trigger.

[@bearpuns5910]

@@MiiNiPaa And the DOOM 3 shotgun needs to be in even further

[@weismeister121]

Don't you mean the...boom-boom-boom-boom stick?!

[@Brucifer2]

Hey fans, can we start calling ourselves Civvillians? I think it would make Civvie mad if we grouped ourselves with an obnoxious name which honestly feels hilarious.

[@benismann]

Wait, we aren't "gays"?

[@Brucifer2]

@@benismann In hindsight "Shadow monsters" would be more lore accurate.

[@zigfaust]

Nah son, I'm CV-626. Chillin in another wing making questionable art and playing games. They are promising to give me a computer instead of this bucket of my own fluids and a toothbrush for my art.

[@ChaseMC215]

I think we are more than Civvillians, we're stuck with him in this metal madhouse.

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

@@zigfaust CV-[REDACTED] here, ever wonder why nutraloaf is the standard meal here? Turns out I can and will eat anything, so the Department of Special Corrections decided that switching to nutraloaf for every inmate was more cost-efficient than just feeding large quantities of it to the horror at the bottom of the facility and giving the other inmates good food.

[@Jnensrevenge]

Postal Dude sounds like Homer from season 1 of the Simpsons.

[@TerrorLTZ]

Jon st john for you atleast he isn't being enslaved being forced to do Duke's voice in another game where he doesn't make sense.

[@elcobra98]

@@TerrorLTZ or thrown into yet another Gearbox game for a Duke Nukem DLC, instead of making a game of his own. Y'know, a good game.

[@Sandlerverse]

Frosty chocolate milkshakes!

[@lionocyborg6030]

9:02 AVGN: “It’s like pissing on a pile of shit.”

[@InfiniMob]

*Video is age restricted by Civvie himself* I'm guessing today's Pro Postal 4 episode is cooking with gas. EDIT: Yep, I was right...

[@BitestheStuff]

13:02 Postal Dude bringing some moves to that dance party.

[@annoyannoy]

3:17 wow that piss is so opaque you can use it as cement

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

FUCKING RAW!

[@lmaonoyou465]

This is so cursed it kept playing after I accidentally cleared all my apps, and didn't skip a beat when I reopened youtube. Thank you Civvie, for another work of art

[@Jerrarum]

12:29 if it scares the postal dude we should fear it as well.

[@turricanrocks1552]

Indeed.

[@GunNutproductionsOG]

This is what I needed, some good old tasteless as shit with clever and funny as fuck commentary. “But when the Pirates of the Caribbean ride breaks down the Pirates don’t fuck the tourists” 🤣

[@doarner]

Maybe it's just me but in 15:37 i can hear the Postal 3 scream, a bit of the loud annoying scream, mixed with the Postal dude scream when he hits the door.

[@grindhouseradio1418]

"Kunny Island". Hang on, I've got some Epstein jokes laying around here somewhere.

[@thedanielstraight]

That's probably my favorite David Lynch quote, ever.

[@sorrenblitz805]

"Here Catch!" No. Oh God no Triad Enforcer: "Eat lead!"

[@nibblrrr7124]

3:12 "yeah doc, that's good to hear, i would indeed describe it as a 'light yellow.' is it supposed to be opaque, or more like... see-through, though?"

[@DADVIDSS]

I just had to use a credit card to verify my age with Google before I watched this, what the fuck?

[@DaisyAjay]

Same here.

[@csmadisun]

The video's age-restricted, and apparently KZbin's trying something new - which invariably means that it's stupid, pointless and probably broken something else.

[@thunderstruck6647]

I have a bad feeling about this

[@dapapeyu1]

google's doing that in EU cause of some law but it's still weird because it's as if they're pretending that they don't already have literally every little tidbit about your life, i get that on mobile youtube but not on PC for some reason it sux

[@benistingray6097]

Yeah same here but thats not goign to happen, just use a free vpn and change to a location outside the EU.

[@theintern2960]

Definitely need a slow-mo dive function when you do catnip.

[@serpentmongrel]

Could probably simulate that feel by lessening the pull of gravity if it can't be done. You can already move fast under catnip, so jumping off a high platform and shooting everything down at a slower descent would be cool imo

[@dyingstar24]

Hey if call of duty could do it 5 years ago they can do it now

[@connorgolsong290]

And Duel-Wield Berettas

[@someoneelse803]

the fact that Dude's jacket doesn't have jigglebones makes me angry. come on, even P3 had jigglebones

[@Famix]

That was source, this is Unreal. It also used Nvidia Physx, and implemented then terribly

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

What P3? Persona 3?

[@someoneelse803]

@@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 Postal 3

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

@@someoneelse803 That wasn't a question of how the game was called...

[@someoneelse803]

@@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 wha-

[@mykolass121]

15 seconds in and I already have questions. A true postal experience.

[@rwsstudios]

shoot......

[@mykolass121]

@@rwsstudios To elaborate, I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@elcobra98]

Literally every video with a slight Twin Peaks reference ever.

[@PlaylistGeneral]

Maybe the only smart joke in all of the postal games is how annoying and useless petitions really are. I mean, who WOULDN'T want a free bidet?

[@kouron]

tbh, I would decline, just to keep it quiet in my home.

[@harleyjackson3708]

I'm not gonna lie. The postal dude makes a pretty decent Doctor Frank-N-Furter (for those of you too young to get it, the crossdressing outfit is the same design pattern from The Rocky Horror Picture Show from 1975).

[@alleosussquirt8041]

Damn, Mike J sure turned his life around after his Ketamine addiction peaked.

Civvie: **new video** Me: **sings** MOOORE GIVE ME MOOORE GIVE ME MOOOOOORE

[@eduardodiaz9942]

The Fournicator. Never change, RWS, never change.

[@joshuasharrock466]

I'm early for a video? My prayers have been answered by the very essence that holds up the fabric of existence together John Carmack

[@category472]

Holy shit they added a 4 barrel shotgun,loved using that thing in russian overkill,rws know what the people want.

[@rwsstudios]

who knows what is next!

[@elcobra98]

@@rwsstudios You weren't thinking on bringing more Russian Ovk weapons into P4, were you? -.-

[@zerpblerd5966]

@@rwsstudios poison blowdarts

[@mr.pineapple8735]

@@rwsstudios a kunny grenade? "Have a kunny day!"

[@thejamman4070]

"Oh God, it's making Poatal 1 noises at me!"

[@HoloCatHead]

6:09 "I hate to kick my own ass, but it's gotta be done."

[@papayer]

10:30 I hear that Max Payne BGM, Civvie. You eventually had to face Half-Life, don't make us wait another few months!

[@ericanightshade]

11:25 No Civvie, this is the best part of the whole video. I come here for the spontaneous shitvomit. I _stay_ for the celebrity little people. Welcome to Cunny Island.

[@ericanightshade]

17:54 IT'S THE GMAN DONT GO-- ... fuckin' morons everywhere.

[@nillynush4899]

0:13 The Dude has embraced the movement.

[@WhoLover]

At around 12:00 Postal Dude says "watch out, angry avians on the loose!" I didnt realize it till just now, but thats an Angry Birds reference. I think.

[@averageman7267]

Can't believe Civvie made a Fallout: New Vagas reference.

[@adarktrooper3657]

Where

[@coconuthead1361]

@@adarktrooper3657 1:41

[@averyterribleperson5292]

I saw they released wednsday and i was like AAAA you legit got me so hooked on this series i built a pc and made a steam just to play the postal games, i became a member of the pc race for a decades old game series and im still kinda proud cause its a nice computer and i get like 100 frames on postal 2 hehehehhehe

[@Jeddix]

Why did the "Bonk" crack me up so much?

[@TheTrueMerrio]

I thought the tiny chairs in the reD rooM were the Twin Peaks reference...

[@rwsstudios]

^^^

[@TheGary108]

David Lynch approves of this comment.

[@MissTomi]

Imma keep it real with you chief. I'm not giving a megacorp my passport just so I can watch a Postal video.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

use the website LMAO

[@isaacboiii03]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan dyq a magyar :D

[@sean8102]

Give your passport to watch a YT video (is this one flagged adults only)? Is this something the EU is doing or UK or something?

[@Nihilvale]

That outfit shows that the Dude is in surprisingly good shape tbh; he has more well-defined muscle mass & far less fat than I expected for someone addicted to every substance under the sun and infected with god knows how many diseases/STIs plus a tapeworm, who eats nothing but donuts and slices of pizza like they're M&Ms dozens of times a day whenever anyone starts shooting at him... I guess he just burns it all off carrying all of those guns as he runs all over the city all day every day. Honestly, good on him.

[@Snowfox572]

3:30 well that's gonna date this vid. ...actually its postal, its gonna be dated no matter what.

[@Sir_Newkirk]

Dude I'm so glad that the Postal series hasn't been forgotten about.

[@dyingstar24]

It's because running with scissors actually gives a shit

[@Hardman5509]

Thursday...man, what's Thursday going to be like? I'm going to say it will feature some horror movie parodies, a showdown with a DBZ parody villain, and you film a porno that ends with a shootout with a bunch of people dual wielding.

[@hiruyabebaw7140]

8:47 "nobody takes out shit" sneered duke "and lives"

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

I miss the chard bodies from postal 2 when you set people on fire and leave them lit for a bit

[@rwsstudios]

they are coming!

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

OH MY GOD, THEEEEE RWS!?????!! I AM HONORED!!!

[@swagpyro47]

@@rwsstudios how do I become a postal dude

[@Ryan-op7yd]

@@swagpyro47 amass a large collection of weapons and develop an addiction to uppers

[@DavidKFZ]

Lost it at 6:32 when he asked for the petition while covered in blood

[@MagicBantha]

Last time I was this early I cried and she told me we still had 58 minutes left.

[@minion4005]

burh thats a throw back

[@justinlloyd6455]

Big Lebowski quote at 4:00 "Little prick is stonewalling me." Do you see what happens, Larry?

[@Mirthful_Midori]

Wait, you didn't use Lo Wang's "Horny Rabbit!" line? I guess that would've been uncreative, but it would've fit that scene perfectly.

[@tarrker]

Me: Watching Civvie play Postal 4 at the front desk of the hotel I work at and laughing my ass off. Elderly Female Guest: "Oh. What's so funny, honey?" Me: "Just something funny in a video game that made me laugh." Lady: "Oh? What was it?" Me: "Uuuuuuuh...."

[@bunkaaa8726]

"verify you are old enough to view this video" I'm sorry WHAT ?

[@thevgmlover]

No bunk aaa, this video is NOT for children. XD

[@AnonAlmostDelivers]

Like hell they are getting my id or credit card information, f*** off YT

[@bunkaaa8726]

@@AnonAlmostDelivers What the FUCK gives?! I'm so so so god damn close to deleting my google / youtube accounts man.. This is purely offensive.

[@adam1984pl]

how old are you?

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

for fuck's sake you idiots, this doesn't show up on the website, get a laptop or something

[@evilwatermelon99]

C-tier youtuber is about the best you can be in a world where S-tier means exploiting kids with god-awful pranks, challenges, and 3 am videos

[@Snakedude4life]

Wow, I can’t believe they made CV 11 from the hit video game postal 4 a real thing. What a world. 🎩 🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇭🇰🇺🇸

[@rwsstudios]

he is only famous cuz of us....WE MADE CIVVIE!

[@Nuberax]

7:30 "Bulbous bouffant, blubber, macadamia."

[@lparry9004]

As of right now, I am calling an international protest to lift the age restriction on the Monday video, let us be heard, brothers!

[@12ealDealOfficial]

John St. John has really grown on me. I wasn't distracted this entire video by his voice.

[@rwsstudios]

how we felt when we released and everyone had sticker shock

[@TheMC1102]

Piss, drugs and a whole lot of violence. Just another day in the Dungeon.

[@sirrealism7300]

I love the sheer confusion you have towards the tiny chairs.

[@davidnw688]

12:53 At least it looks like they practice safe Lock Out Tag Out.

[@insanejughead]

17:56... Gman, is that you?

[@RetrofIex]

Im just happy to hear John st jon doing... anything

[@Thenybo]

the vitriol in the "ass moistening lies" line is amazing. That sounds like real contempt. Our boy is becoming quite an actor..... maybe.

[@Enoonb]

6:20 - Strictly theoretically: If I were to report this video should I say it contains suicide or murder-suicide?

[@tuerculosisgaming6307]

Murder-suicide, and then more murder

[@adam1984pl]

14:01 This was like Sean Young in movie "Cousins" says;Kiss my squirrel.