Probability Comparison: Gambling

[@TheMemeCompany]

People when smoking: "Nah, chances are low getting cancer" People when playing the Lottery: "You never know"

[@nicobellic8314]

I feel really gay

[@John-yw5es]

BUT NEVER ZERO

[@XNDUIWOfficial]

That's a whole lot of numbers

[@RedRaiderLobo20]

Trailer Park Logic 101

[@walidfakhfakh3660]

@@RedRaiderLobo20 Do you even realize that you have no life idiot

[@SakuraDungeon]

My Eyes: Casino Probabilities My Ears: Corresponding Song My Mind: Casino Final Boss Music

[@heylook2084]

Reality: Probability of getting a girlfriend 1 in 3^3^3

[@SakuraDungeon]

HeyLook Make your point? If you’re too much of a pussy to face it directly, then you do you.

[@KangaShiro]

cuphead?

[@walidfakhfakh3660]

@@SakuraDungeon Do you even realize that you have no life idiot

[@kanseidorifto6304]

Cuphead

[@_Blonca]

So you're saying...there's a chance?

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

Are you sure its not random?

[@asg1183]

There's always

[@5.0_Frank]

1 in a million

[@sploogeimpulse]

slim but not zero just like being killed by a mouse its slim but never zero

[@itsdadley7012]

I was thinking this 💀💀

[@igobyvax]

1 in infinity: Getting the USB port right first try

[@SlicePieGames]

Maths gone wrong.

[@zer765]

Oof

[@Aureus07]

So true

[@Vic-ty2be]

@@vrooo_ooom impossible UR GoD

[@suburbanshatters]

Usbs has a simble on the right side

[@cornerofawallandalsothimbl3709]

I have better chances of winning the lottery than solving a rubix cube

[@marrqi7wini54]

Solving it randomly.

[@karmacuber88]

Rubik's smh

[@Ty-17]

@@karmacuber88 rubix

[@wd6281]

It’s Rubik’s

[@cronky2315]

@@Ty-17 it's rubik 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@jackishow]

Me: Wins jackpot Taxes: ”well well well what do we have here?”

[@Arengeesus]

lmao

[@elliephoria3135]

Lmao the kid who was toxic deleted his comment

[@EntehrterKrieger]

hahaha good comment bro

[@Aaron64589]

Nice

[@Mecal21]

All my relatives:

[@spaghetti_lovelove]

More people die from a paper cut each year than win the lottery jackpot

[@praisefichtali7832]

For real? Jesus Christ I'm lucky to be alive

[@aL-ys1ze]

You can actually get killed by a paper cut??? What??

[@soy_j1260]

@@aL-ys1ze Not from the paper cut itself but infection

[@eggegggegg]

hello egg

[@ishar-mla2342]

Yeah Mr.Egg, you still need more 973 subscibers!

[@silverflight01]

2:19 I love how it jumps from 40 to *7.31M*

[@voltrexkeyva]

The chances of you winning a lottery is higher than finding a shiny Pokemon... What's life...

[@Agentteto]

Yea... I have a bit of karma of that .

[@julianvazquez3071]

Ultra shinies?

[@Agentteto]

@@julianvazquez3071 I randomly found a shiny virizion in pokemon black... I don't know how rare it is ( I have a video of me talking after I got it, sorry for the advertisement but check it out if your interested)

[@tillyvids3736]

My bf caught a shiny legendary when he was borrowing my game once. He then preceded to release it when he gave it back. Edit: If you're wondering, it was a Kyogre...

[@Agentteto]

@@tillyvids3736 😦

[@bradyjohnson5544]

So your saying theres a chance

[@Mr.Miniguy]

yep

[@adwans1491]

2.96x10^70434 is close enough to Call it impossibel

[@owenlewis4402]

never 0

[@kabkabkab]

had to do it to em *you're*

[@absolutephoenix5312]

Keep on wasting money boys!

[@jonathanwest8415]

"In a parallel universe, could this be YOU?" No, my moderately bad luck is a multi-universal constant that cant be broken or altered.

[@bjde55]

Unnamed Steve I love Physics man!

[@jacobw1780]

Me iether

[@emancules]

Nah just you. Every other version of you isn't a failure lmao

[@eurovisionsarah424]

I don’t think your Bad Luck can transcend universes. 😂

[@IsraelCountryCube]

@@emancules oh huh that’s funny because I keep failing to memorize what spices go on a sandwich!

[@Devcertified]

The chances of getting jackpot for life is low *BUT NEVER ZERO*

[@mr_likers1589]

Here’s ur water now leave

[@mr_likers1589]

🚰

[@Devcertified]

@@mr_likers1589 thank you for the water

[@WhisDragonBallSuper]

🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@kjcomputer]

xd

[@appletree7235]

The music is so good. I feel like I am fighting a boss monster at a circus.

[@salt7709]

*moster

[@osmarfreitas8646]

The title of the music is Nightmare Machine

[@alvilla2768]

i thought it said molest

[@Sheldonics]

Nightmare Machine By K. MacLeod

[@19NooNaDa]

Jevil perhaps??

[@mr.tyrone254]

I love waiting for the end of his videos when he pulls out the last huge ass statistic.

[@CherriNGT]

Mr.Tyrone same

[@matthew8629]

Same

[@dookisescobar6957]

Same

[@badlydrawndopples]

Same

[@ihatesocietyverymuch273]

lmaooo

[@justintucker6891]

I have a better chance of winning the power ball for life than putting the usb stick in correctly on the first try.

[@sjfrench8034]

Stuffed Crust I managed to do it correctly today . . . Does this mean I should buy a powerball ticket? 😂

[@justintucker5628]

Stuffed Crust Legend says world peace will come once a man proves himself worthy by inserting the usb correctly in one try, the world may never know true peace.

[@justintucker6891]

Windmill Boi Look at the comment above you...

[@justintucker6891]

Sj french Hey Im not telling you to but...😎

[@scarflett7452]

I figured out which way it goes... shall I ever tell my secret..?

[@sourslime8923]

Me when I see the Jackpot for Life: “So you’re telling me there’s a chance”

[@extrauser1498]

It feels like it's impossible but only the luckiest 1 can get it

[@iceman4208]

Ok Jim Carrey lol

[@KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb]

No, Billy. Anything is possible.

[@aldenosaur4456]

Chances of finding your dad "1 in ⬜ probability"

[@Denis-oi5qb]

Wut ?

[@bibule]

Haha that's me

[@bibule]

@@Denis-oi5qb for people who don't know their dads

[@bibule]

@@ewr80tyq4wcma ah for me it's my mom on this case Odds increase if you know the store by heart

[@jacobw1780]

You mean 1 in 4 probable

[@Z3R0F1V3]

Gamblers be like: "I like those odds"

[@Lispector1]

*Jabami Yumeko intensifies*

[@Liszt_1811]

in online poker, professionals play 10.000 hands for day. so they might get that hand once every 2 month. But i got it 2 times by playing ~2 years.

[@novalozano7520]

Probability comparison:Disaster next? like Tsunami,Tornado,...

[@Cholesterol-mw4uq]

Yes!!

[@wahzzy8685]

Up

[@Describb]

Good idea!

[@shidstainomaass6659]

Did that

[@maullufiahamjohandi8099]

Up

[@JasonJohnson-rp9bm]

"A flipped coin doesn't always land heads or tails. Sometimes it may never land at all." - Grimsley

[@danielchurch8791]

Han Solo: "Never tell me the odds."

[@Hyper.Adam1]

I swear i was going to comment that

[@kyle_crane]

Mando: "I like those odds"

[@icebear3954]

Kyle Crane "Mando" 😂😂😂😂

[@kyle_crane]

@@icebear3954 Well, his name actually IS Mando. LOL. No joke.

[@icebear3954]

Kyle Crane it's Lando Calrissian

[@anonimus2644]

Sponsor of this video:Las Vegas gamble center-there is always A CHANCE

[@Megadriver]

Odds of winning a prize from the claw game in an arcade: *one in infinity*

[@newleafoverit]

but then again, *you never know*

[@altars.of.madness]

Megadriver My mum: *Is that a challenge?*

[@nerfexus6942]

I got a prize in the claw game twice in 6 attempts

[@rs72098]

It is technically gambling, they've shown this on the news. It doesn't work until several quarters have been deposited. It's a rigged slot machine with somewhat better odds. Those stuffed animals cost less than $1 to make in China.

[@professor9780]

I get them quite often and easily. Is it just good luck? Nope. My dog got burned by a blonde dude that lives with me

[@storm8498]

*coin lands on side* No one: Literally nobody: Reigarw: also know as a flipistic singularity

[@Markerflips]

You know someone landed 2 in a row penny flips

[@Thepenguinking2]

The No one was completely useless.

[@shutupnerd9694]

r/uselessnobody

[@FriendlyHougen]

@@Thepenguinking2 I know, no matter what meme or whatever you use it in, it contributes nothing to the joke...

[@Лосяш]

You have more chances to win a 1.5 Bil. jackpot than win 100,000$ in McDonalds Monopoly. *What?*

[@sactornogaming]

It was rigged

[@GalluZ]

_Well that sounds like capitalism but with extra steps._

[@Chickenworm9394]

McD Monopoly's odds are not equally distributed.

[@lime-q4703]

Ебать, а я лосяш

[@waselu7578]

There are much more people eating at McDonalds than people playing jackpot, so it makes sense

[@budnickcinema]

*Probability of wasting money:* *Around 100%*

[@RandomRyan]

4Nick3 Not funny, didn’t laugh

[@crashvoid2251]

@@RandomRyan STFU

[@RandomRyan]

Black Hole You have bad taste in jokes

[@gurtison6883]

Probability*

[@gurtison6883]

Also itbwould be 1 in 1 chances

[@jss4726]

Me: What is the chance of getting a jackpot for life? Reigarw: *Inhales*

[@bibule]

LOOOOL

[@jamespeterson3753]

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 probability (took a long time

[@claudiomarin1956]

@@jamespeterson3753 thats not even the 1%

[@---ob1nc]

James Peterson Nowhere near

[@7vndayz924]

Abhi Kommana there’s two 8s

[@cyn0x8]

me: has a 1 in 296 tresquadragintacentillioeseptuagintillillion chance of winning also me: you never know

[@cyn0x8]

@@animefangamer277ominous_ab7 eh close enough

[@Ebro777]

I know it’s been a year but how the frick did you know that number

[@masacatior]

Easier to look up to the sky in a rainy day and say "God" and it strikes you with a lightning.

[@Y2KTOKKIE]

KZbin: Hey kid, wanna see a video about big numbers you can't even read? me:

[@twoscoopsplease7931]

Here’s a little hint Nobody can read them

[@rekawicakuchenna2277]

Rarest Weather Conditions

[@rekawicakuchenna2277]

Ok boomer

[@rekawicakuchenna2277]

Yes

[@straightupdylan]

What tf happened here?

[@foxus3418]

Boomer -_-

[@hav3funold324]

Sounds interesting

[@thederpywarrior9501]

Probability: 1 in 1,000,000,000 Gamblers: *"I like those odds"*

[@90secondsoffitness3]

This is the way.

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

0.0009205% chance

[@Orange9098ItsOrangewithContent]

3:57 Flipped? (Snake eyes/Coin Flip)

[@magentamaster8889]

Nope. It’s buffed

[@JackTJB]

Me: *Watches the human mutations video* Also me: So you’re saying it’s rarer for me to get a 20/20 match in Keno than actually being born?

[@holybamboozler]

Bruhhh

[@jacobw1780]

That's a scarry vid

[@THE_BIG_NONO]

تدريبات الجيش الجزاءري

[@a4dtesseract408]

@@jacobw1780 it is

[@daniely8712]

I don’t speak arabابن عبد ربه

[@gabrielingests7077]

Well I guess I am out of luck

[@JustUncomon]

Yeouch

[@itzhyp3r644]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qH6ciHqdrqmmqbc

[@jameewhatsin]

wtf

[@Cole_King]

Just don't gamble with your life

[@saturniidspectre]

Truth is... The game was rigged from the start.

[@CreezyCreations]

“Heads I win, tails you lose” **coin lands on side** Edit: If you actually want to see a coin landing on the side I have a video on my channel!

[@rieldebonk1044]

theres always a slight angular tilt if it lands on its side its either leaning towards head or tails EVER SO SLIGHTLY

[@Tiwat704]

Ah yes. You get tie

[@shadowofdark5291]

Creezy me: hol up

[@celpiah]

"heads i win tail you lose" wait

[@blueroses6305]

selviaa WTF I JUST REALIZED THAT

[@en6452]

This is the best backround music i've ever heard

[@sandrajones8245]

It does fit doesn't it?

[@mryoshiyoshi451]

EN64 it’s circus music

[@jejfcjsksksw1209]

His backsound option for comparison always best

[@th7298]

Nightmare machine

[@Aiden-vg4xs]

Background*

[@jaydaw-c981]

Me: *sees last one Also me: Ill take my chances

[@pussinboots838]

*I like those odds*

[@walidfakhfakh3660]

hey

[@RacingGuy570]

Chances are very very very very very very extremly small

[@ber093]

Liker Gamer 6475 theres still a chance tho

[@m3taknightfan]

Just write “jackpot for a life” on a piece of paper then it’ll be true

[@Adomas_B]

Me: Jackpot for life is basically 0% probability. My friend: so you're saying there's a chance?

[@nic1918]

Very clever joke, you almost made me laugh

[@polishedmeat6399]

That joke is a reference from Dumb and Dumber. I LOVE IT

[@sebassharass]

0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000⁰000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

[@CheesoTheCheese]

its UNDER 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000, 3 Million Years Later: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[@america7834]

yes

[@jonasbolden]

My favorite part about these videos is the astronomically, incredibly COLOSSAL thing at the end.

[@k1llerfromthen0rths1de]

Video: *After taxes you can probably buy a burger* Me: *i agree*

[@officerphone819]

No one: Me at 2 am at night: what‘s the probability of basically everything??

[@alessandrocito190]

Or maybe random indian guys building pool in the forest

[@hector_yanez]

1 in 0 probability I guess....

[@RobloxYesFortniteNo4]

Idk im fucking dumb.

[@mintythebowler5113]

I dont like that it's legit 2 am where I am rn

[@igu0112]

Its 2:24 am for me lol whats the chances

[@PeterPan-qn2hz]

Gambler: So you're saying, the odds are 0.00001% of me winning? Video: Yes Gambler: *It might be worth trying*

[@walidfakhfakh3660]

Do you even realize that you have no life idiot

[@lazyer0511]

I like those odds

[@rushpatriot2866]

If you spend $7 once and when 380 million I would believe it would be worth it. But hey i seem pretty lucky I've always won on slot machines more than I've lost.

[@alwaysdisputin9930]

@Peter Pan It might well be worth trying. It entirely depends on where the gambler places the bet. Bookmakers & casinos nearly always give very shitty odds e.g. if you have a 0.00001% chance of winning the bookmaker will give the same odds as soccer champions Liverpool winning their next game i.e. if you bet £10 you will win 10p However, a friend might give you a fair bet so that if you hit the 0.00001% chance of winning then u win a big amount.

[@rushpatriot2866]

@@alwaysdisputin9930 The way I play slots is Max bet on something that hasn't hit a bonus for a long time for a few spins if you hit a chance or a bonus cash out and find another machine that has chances and hasn't hit bonuses for awhile. Max bet seems to give better chances and higher reward at slots.

[@SuperSand]

I think we all should feel overwhelmed by the odds of the McDonald's Monopoly game considering we all thought we had a shot at winning

[@tanmay9268]

Imagine someone actually buying lottery that many times.

[@knux5998]

It's theoretically possible to win the jackpot for life. Let's put it this way, it's more likely than you actually existing

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

@@knux5998 more likely than existing, so even a million zeros isn't close to that?????????

[@knux5998]

@@beyondhaircraze4418 if you do the math, only about 7% of a million. And you as an individual existing is 10^2,685,000 to 1. So that means winning the lottery every single time in your life is far more likley than you existing, we should fell pretty lucky

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

@@knux5998 Were fucking lucky we exist.

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

@@knux5998 the fact that that type of zeros, that chance is FAR more lucky then us existing, we should be proud of ourselves.

[@mirzabaig5642]

Iron man: In how much do we win? Dr.strange: yes Jackpot for life: yes yes yes yes............

[@jacobw1780]

⬜ times

[@harryvpn1462]

It that a jojo reference?

[@hafidz7053]

AnimaCurta BR i hope so

[@ber093]

*YES!* *YES!* *YES!* *YES! YES!*

[@KEYBLADE4BUY2]

@@harryvpn1462 I knew someone was going to say it

[@Dio-nr5pi]

Me: wins the lottery Tax: peace was never an option

[@ukilledmydog9628]

we need to implante anarcho-capitalism

[@draco5991rep]

In my country being rich means to pay less taxes (in %) than poor people, so being rich is the best way to save money taxwise here. One of many bullshit rules favoring the lucky 5 % of the country over people who actually Wort to get their money and didn't inherit it.

[@bigbird6978]

draco5991rep what country

[@amersiraz7455]

draco5991rep what country?

[@draco5991rep]

@Animat3dKF4 1 like it should be

[@asEuph]

Editor: how many 0’s for the last one? Him: *YES*

[@jayjun8412]

If you want the answer its actually 296 with 70432 zeros behind since is 10x70434 and you have to deduct 2 since 2.96 has 2 decimal

[@scozi1530]

I feel like it should be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[@asEuph]

Well I didn’t expect 78 likes

[@notaustonmatthews]

Maybe a googolplex

[@Not_Ocho8]

Jay jun Nerd

[@salt7709]

Someone under 18: *does coinflp People that say you need to be 18 to gamble: wait thats illegal

[@Angela.Perkins]

Or 21 in the U.S.

[@extrauser1498]

Angela Perkins blacc jacc

[@SneXmicrosecondsago]

@@extrauser1498 is rigged

[@zaczac9242]

You have more chanche to win 100000000000000000000000000000$ than the McDonalds ice cream machine to work

[@zigmazero2879]

Much less if you're Japanese.

[@habajuza]

Idk, i remember like 1 year ago we went to McDonald's and nothing wrong was with the ice cream machine

[@holybananapeel3795]

Oh shit

[@_Burke]

Grammar’s on point

[@a4h049]

Yes I agree I went there and they said out of 7 days a week it will break at least 5 times

[@factcube4725]

Me: Give me the Million! Casino: Oh, here you get some Salt Sticks.

[@nanachi6489]

Everyone gangsta until the probability start looking like a codebar

[@SneXmicrosecondsago]

4:10 my mom's chance of actually knowing why online games can't be paused

[@suselek990]

The last one should be: chance of me getting a girlfriend

[@desperadox1796]

As if you knew

[@rucussing]

Oh you will get one! Just make sure she puts the lotion on herself!

[@julianbarrantes2354]

Huh, it's like I've just seen a comment like this right above this comment!

[@soap2980]

2 comments basicly identical

[@JA.4]

Im sorry there is not enough number in this universe

[@vinny3807]

Me: how big is the chance i can win a jackpot for life? government: *no... the sun is a lazy f*cker*

[@TheInvincibleH]

Why government? What the hell? Why does that crap comment have so many likes?

[@Nisixya]

@@TheInvincibleH If you win 10 million in the lottery, you don't keep 10 million. Taxes aka the government takes about half of what you won. So really, you would only keep 5 million. They take more the higher the jackpot.

[@potpourri565]

Skemize that sucks ass 😕

[@vinny3807]

@@TheInvincibleH dont know dude (and i am not american... Sorry)

[@skyleerivera8158]

The sun is a deadly lazer

[@mrultraman69420]

Me: "How many zeros are gonna be at the end?" Reigarw: "Yes"

[@jacobw1780]

We don't know yet

[@belkYT]

Jacob Worthing there’s 70434 zeroes

[@hamsterdam1942]

@@belkYT actually 70432

[@belkYT]

Георгий Шередеко oh yeah thanks

[@brianleslie19]

Finally, a channel like this that actually puts time and effort into researching the facts.

[@hampter4203]

The last probability: "1 in a bunch of random lines"

[@shadowofdark5291]

Gacha Kat it be like 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[@sarabjitkaur7062]

@@shadowofdark5291 nope nothing compared to the last one

[@sarabjitkaur7062]

It would be so large that we wont see the number

[@shadowofdark5291]

Kushy Kaur i wonder if its even a number

[@cantwejusthate]

Ok GAYcha kid

[@Blade_0604]

And I have bad luck...

[@dakoda887]

Same every time I buy a lottery ticket I win nothing

[@Blade_0604]

@@dakoda887 thats sad

[@sunilmishra3358]

same here.......

[@justcommenting6791]

Try losing on purpose so that your comment will be good luck because it's still true

[@epicgamer4090]

Well if ur commenting on this video then u are pretty lucky

[@ldpower1619]

Everyone: “Christmas speed edit” “Christmas Mini Movie” You: “Rarest Gambling things”

[@kimlipbias]

FireBlade lol ok

[@rusgeriscancer9116]

@FireBlade Ok, boomer.

[@rusgeriscancer9116]

@FireBlade Most boomers are flat earthers due other flat earthers boomers who sent "Earth is Flat" trash on their Whatsapp

[@albinos4861]

Honestly, pissing off because someone likes something but that has nothing to do with the original comment just show how pathetic and pretentious you are

[@kkdene]

It's so fun to thing that the odds go against the odds themselves. That man didn't try 4,410,000,000,000 times on the lottery to win 2 times.

[@bitby]

It's weird

[@fos1451]

It's called luck

[@Gmtz01]

Yeah these things happen from time to time

[@Bats321]

4:06 Me:this is impossible My uncle who got a full 4+ on UNO: *pathetic*

[@eliasthesarcastic8707]

I feel bad for the one next to him playing.

[@greaseman6825]

Lucas Garcia lol

[@harryvpn1462]

Yesterday I was playing uno, and got a deck so lucky I won in a single throw, my deck was: 2 blocks, 1 reverse, and the rest were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 number cards, so I just blocked him twice, reversed back to me, then threw the other 7 cards bc of a rule called sequence, it was fun

[@pelicantacos9993]

well atleast it's not impossible

[@tracado80]

Avengers have 1 chance into 4000 thousanss possibilities and they won

[@protogonnova]

lol

[@Unnanymous]

@@tracado80 **flashbacks**

[@insertcreativenamehere242]

Traçado well one of them had inside knowledge

[@daimyo3074]

Anyone reading this : *you will never win a lottery* i guarantee it

[@Winterlandschaft]

In 2015 I could have make six right numbers in the lottery if I had played with System 8. Unfortunately I only played normally and made a foursome. Bitter :(

[@sagaubbx]

Bitter hahaha Ich fühle mit dir

[@penetrationskommentar877]

Warum auch immer man wach ist um die Uhrzeit, ich musste aufs Klo

[@sagaubbx]

@@penetrationskommentar877 Ich bin um 18 uhr aufgewacht

[@wulf3r_hd]

Sauline Gaukine 😂😂

[@matze.crsh1]

Warum gibts hier deutsche lol

[@shadowofdark5291]

me: wins the lottery my family : ☭☭☭ Edit:please subscribe to my channel

[@steffen5121]

*Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus. Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!*

[@celtc7875]

is that communism i hear?

[@crustaceanfrustration1610]

From Cali to Delaware now you must share

[@GravityK-b]

So we have higher chances of us inventing Time travel and traveling to Parallel Universes and possibly seeing every possible meme play out simultaneously in their respective realities than winning JackPot for Life. Wow

[@Admiral_Jezza]

The time travel one is already possible (into the future). You'd just need to be on a vehicle that's going fast enough where running to the front of it would result in you going faster than light (combined speed of you and the vehicle), so time must slow down (for the people within it) to prevent this. Boom, future time travel. This has already been measured as those on the ISS were seen as being technically a fraction of a millisecond or something like that in the future.

[@HarvoSpoon]

if we're lucky, we'll see the jackpot for life play out in one of the parallel universes we stumble into

[@RyanCya]

100 snake eyes - coin flip 1000 tails - dice *_huh_*

[@2-_]

When you realise you're more likely to land a coin on it's side than to get triple seven

[@shandu332]

Someone: How much chance is there that I win jackpots for life? Me: ⬜

[@hyperboy2101]

How

[@shandu332]

@@hyperboy2101 Are you asking how I typed in this? ⬜

[@hyperboy2101]

Yes

[@shandu332]

@@hyperboy2101 Most smart phones have an emoji keyboard along with some computers. If you're on mobile then there's a button you can tap to see what emojis you can type in. If you're on an updated windows 10 pc then you can right click a place where text is to be typed and click the option that says "Emoji".

[@WhiteblueVR]

🧊💠💎

[@PrinceClaudy]

Therapist: The giant 1 in ⬜ probability can't hurt you The giant 1 in ⬜ probability at 3am:

[@nuummita]

At 2 pm :(

[@extrauser1498]

4:05

[@liamnotlast4571]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Vrivera4979]

“Double up or quit; Double stakes or split! The ace of spades the ace of spades!”-Lemmy Kilmister

[@Pengooin_]

- Plant I like that profile picture of yours

[@cudroid]

Battle for dream island! I also like that show

[@Asterics.]

mötorhead

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

G R A S S Y

[@Vrivera4979]

This is what I do on my pass time

[@Neliporto]

Whenever I will go to a casino, this music will be looping in my head from the moment I enter until the moment I leave.

[@kpounder4908]

*Sees odds of Jackpot for life* Gamblers: Wait That’s illegal Yachiyl: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@kpounder4908]

Jackpot for life: *Rekt!*

[@claptivity]

I want 5* corvus glaive 1/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Help

[@kpounder4908]

Well it’s only 1 in 120 per 5 star Crystal compared to 1 in 1e70000 for Jackpot for life so you’ll get him eventually

[@claptivity]

@@kpounder4908 hmm...not bad

[@Ch1ldish]

These are the best videos on KZbin imo

[@zzzszxc3285]

Jackpot: reasonable Jackpot for life: *_B R U H N U M B E R S_*

[@michakrysiak9213]

Your name/profile pic is the third JoJo reference I'm seeing in this comment section

[@randomuser5732]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIusoXmvqaiGjMU moment

[@Pineapply_Queen]

I'm gonna call those "Hell no" odds.

[@fuzzbone]

thank you yoshikage kira

[@north7764]

“After taxes, perhaps you can buy a burger?” lol

[@princeboo3188]

Only works for jackpot for life. Every other, you can't. Lol

[@ethanwilcox552]

Jackpot for life chance: Has [null] zeros Gamblers: So you're saying there's a chance...

[@siryes]

Yeah There Is A Chance But Its Very Low Its Very Very Low Than Being Born

[@luyandamwandla6113]

@@siryes 😂😂

[@Kyle-mb7qe]

Me : Watches Me Again : Don't have any idea in gambling ...

[@melroseonaka4272]

The final ones of probability shown in every videos never fails to scare me

1 in Infinity: getting a girlfriend

[@F1e308]

yet number beyond 1.80e308 js computer will say Infinity

[@xerwoho]

You know that this is *GAMING* comparison and not Mutation you smarty

[@alexnomadethe.follow1168]

ReAL GaMEr EX gambling

[@mentalmans_6561]

Get a boyfriend then smh

[@mylol4959]

😥im alone forever but im a milliionaire😎😎

[@yin4701]

“If tails your my Gf/Bf, If it’s Heads you be my Gf/Bf” *Coin lands on the side* *”Damn it”!*

[@Saipongies]

why am I here I don’t even know a single rule of gambling

[@davidlarkin1040]

Landing Tails means I get to pull out another card in dice.

[@ukaszdomagaa8998]

#1 rule of gambling is don't gamble, you can't beat the odds ;)

[@supresmeshbras2003]

3:50 100 Snake Eyes: Coins 1000 Tails: Dice Makes sense

[@helicopty789]

"tails eyes" yay someone else finally noticed

[@NSHM122]

I Noticed 2 Days Before The Comment

[@misterjay4236]

Probability of SpongeBob getting his driver's license in his lifetime: 1 in 2x(10^99999).

[@maelorn69420]

4:06 ah yes, the long awaited credits.

[@FranXiT]

Me to my crush: "Hey what's the probability of you dating me?" Her: "1 in ⬜" Bruh wtf are these likes this comment sucks.

[@jazon1407]

bruh same

[@ThePokeeShows]

Franx ITA bruh

[@Tibo_I]

I dont have a crush cuz my school doesn't have girls

[@Isaac-pv2em]

So, there's a chance

[@omarabdelkadereldarir7458]

*B L Ö C K*

[@xvqlectriclight.4610]

Star Lord:How many possible outcomes did you see? Doctor Strange: 14,000,605. Iron Man:How many did we solve the Rubix Cube in. Doctor Strange: Only one.

[@blakefoster7287]

Nobody: The letters on eye charts: 4:11

[@bibule]

LMAO

[@Dark_Zacian]

3:57 100 Snake eyes “Coin flip” 1000 tails “Dice” wat

[@user-tx5pc8fe6d]

Omg I never noticed!

[@notfunky9931]

Miguel YT *noticed

[@user-tx5pc8fe6d]

@@notfunky9931 *Oh no*

[@extrauser1498]

🔃

The last probability is for me finding a gf in 2019

[@bibule]

You might have more chances in 2020

[@smellyboiii8384]

Na Csá same

[@gortwinston9735]

Na Csá Good job posting an overused joke! You want a medal dumbass? 😂

[@goldenace8847]

2020 will be your year

[@snowboi9904]

1 in 3 billion possibility exactly, not that much

[@dhcjduendncudjsbdcjdjsnjdj7340]

Imagine the last one said "you getting a girlfriend"

[@InterestingFacts4U_]

😭😭😭😭

[@res.1123]

Reall true

[@pedromun200]

"Life game"

[@rucussing]

Girlfriend: "A small penis is nothing to be ashamed of!" Boyfriend: " I just wish you didn't have one at all!"

[@intj_gaming]

icup cns Ur pfp pls

[@UCVOKM9ORguxt_vNWi75YHrg]

The man Bill Morgan actually died, won the ticket, and then when asked to re-enact it in an interview, won again. This is for the 2x Winner btw.

[@sebastianvizcaya5775]

Wow, must be hard to win lottery 2 times while being dead

[@isaiahrosner3780]

In that order?

[@caidee]

You don't know how to tell a story do you

[@TheGlazingFlam]

@Sebastian Vizcaya @Andy and Vic he died for a couple of minutes i believe and was revived. Then he won the lottery and when interviewed to re-enact it, he won again.

[@carlolpadovani]

You own my favorite youtube channel!

[@finnnguyen7660]

other: this is impossible. me: so you telling there a chance.

[@PixelizedGaming]

Bro when he said "jackpot for life" I thought he was gonna say "chances of you getting a gf"

[@jacobw1780]

The average chance of you getting a gift on your b-day is 1 in 1.

[@zorapoo2881]

@@jacobw1780 Nah my sim didn't get any presents for her birthday

[@jayvader9023]

@@zorapoo2881 F

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

You always have a realistic chance, which you can even calculate by feeding some answers into an online quiz and it will spit out your chances: www.gotoquiz.com/whats_your_chance_at_getting_a_girl I’m not joking, it even calculated that I have a pretty good chance at getting a girlfriend: 1 in 2.

[@novinightcore]

@@deleetiusproductions3497 I did that quiz, 54%.

[@arshvin]

Me: Everyone: *JACKPOT FOR LIFE*

[@nyaneiko5455]

sa

[@freejavier9115]

My family: You'll get a girlfriend Me: 4:05

[@NSHM122]

Javier Diaz Aliste *But There’s Still A Chance!*

[@NSHM122]

Javier Diaz Aliste XD

[@yuvalkark-levin437]

Lol

[@matthew8629]

For me it would be a few thousand more 0's

[@Justin_bieber145]

LMAO underrated comment asf

[@Ryanator]

The probability of YOU being born in a universe randomly created is higher than any of these

[@pancytryna9378]

Judging by the fact that that would require every single person that is genetically connected to you (even apea etc.) I'd say you are wrong

[@Ryanator]

@@pancytryna9378 The probability is near infinite (but not infinite) if you start to consider everything that led up to you. The creation of the universe, the chances of habitable planet, the chances of a habitable planet with an intelligent life form, the chances of all your former parents meeting each other, being the selected sperm cell. One small change in the past and everyone would be different people today

[@pancytryna9378]

@@Ryanator So I can safely say its less likely then "any of these(that by the way includes coin flip)

[@kennysar]

@@Ryanator Can you please explain me what is near Infinite?

[@Ryanator]

@@kennysar It's just a way of say something that feels like it's infinite but then you realize that it eventually will have an end. the term doesn't make sense because it's impossible for anything to be near infinite. the number "1" is just as "near infinite" as a really large number. Doesn't make sense but gets the idea across

[@playboicarti6151]

The odds of your crush liking you beats the chances of you winning the jackpot for life

[@Blitznn10]

All this taught me was that I should buy Powerball and not Mega Millions

[@itzbabyunicorn271]

YES FINALLY ANOTHER PROBABILITY COMPARISON I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG pls do more I love these