Processed Cheese Contest - which fake cheese is the best??

[@Mrs.MoonToad]

Thank you Jacob and Lucas for sacrificing your normal bowel movements for this quality content!

[@jacobcruik]

always down to help the common good :)

[@mightymeatymech]

Something is very special about Lucas calling unheated processed food 'raw'

[@mayanovak2497]

Jacobs hair is giving 2006 fck boy pickup artist and I’m here for it

[@mama_monkey]

“Tastes like yellow” and “plastic, but good” are both so accurate. 🧀

[@toofarunder]

this is the type of groundbreaking, experimental, and revolutionary content that i love from the cruikshank mind(s).

[@m3m0w47]

It’s the way y’all eat with your hands and not utensils is sending meeee 💀💀 y’all are so real

[@autumnbhardy]

kraft had a version of the “easy cheese” called cheez whiz!! y’all aren’t wrong

[@jacobcruik]

omg I'm glad you get it!!!!

[@Spooky_rdh]

As a fellow popcorn person, they are the best snack and come in different flavors. Big fan

[@jacobcruik]

I'm beginning to accept popcorn people! thanks for the help

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

What toppings do you recommend? I recently got into making my popcorn with the kernels not from the bag. But it’s def missing something.

[@laurenreay9169]

@@hotcheetosgirl08 white cheddar lol the kernel seasons brand has a ton of flavors. That’s my fav

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

@@laurenreay9169 can’t wait to level up my game!

[@WhyCantItJustBeAngel]

@@hotcheetosgirl08 I just moved to the kernels as well. Definitely use the kernels season brand of popping oil/flavoring. Once you pop the popcorn, use the same oil to give it the movie theater butter flavors.

[@captaincrimsonx]

My first thought on reading the title of this video was "only Jacob and Lucas would attempt this." I salute you two.

[@dorelle]

my dudes, as a Canadian, that is the smallest jar of Cheez Whiz i have EVER seen. we take Kraft very seriously up North as well.. ahem... it was originally a Canadian company lol

[@Borat_Sagdiy3v]

you and lucas are the only things keep me on this earth at the moment... thanks for the wholesomeness

[@dorelle]

OMG! Borat! I loved your latest movie! lol sorry, movie-film.

[@tara6060]

Popcorns being eaten. Adding hot sauce like valentina is a whole other level.

[@rebekahmanning3060]

One time I went to Waffle House, and our waitress, “Sunshine,” heard us talking about “cheese food product” and came over and lit a piece of their cheese on fire. Fully took out her *personal* lighter and lit it to prove it wouldn’t melt, it just burned like a candle.

[@DukeNich]

What I got from this comment is that that they should review Waffle House next

[@malevolentsnow9867]

Given the waffle house meme I’m not sure I should believe this. But because it’s waffle house I’m tempted to.

[@DukeNich]

so glad they did a Waffle House video

[@madisonevans7950]

Jacob and Lucas out here doing actual family content. Love you boys,keep it up

[@kateashleyllave5192]

living vicariously through the cheese bois

[@WildEncountersASMR]

Why at 4:00am, am I watching this video? Idk but I’m living for it

[@caralemke8521]

Litterally watching at four am

[@MostlyAnimatedSketches]

The way you like your mac and cheese probably depends on what you grew up with. My mom made mac and cheese with cheddar when I was growing up so I tend to prefer that.

[@justicejayyy3287]

me eating a giant bowl of popcorn watching this feeling attacked lol

[@lexybeard5837]

That Kraft-Velveeta realization is real... I work at Pepsi and the food packaged goods conglomerates are CRAZY once you notice them.... Pepsi owns Frito-Lay!

[@troyfuehrer5067]

😨you’re kidding

[@spy6205]

I started to realize this because I don’t want to buy Nestle products. I pulled up a list of their subsidiaries in the grocery store parking lot and it was insanely long. Once I was paying attention, I realized there were Nestle products in every single aisle, mostly under different company names to disguise it. Some aisles were basically half full of them and the rest of the products were from some other huge company but labeled under various brands. The most insidious were the labels that were clearly designed to seem like a small, family business to trick the consumer but were actually from some food giant. I don’t really understand why food companies can get away with this under monopoly laws. I feel like it’s lying to the consumer in a way and I wish they had to more clearly label their parent company. Sometimes you can find it in the fine print on the back but they usually try to hide it. I want it clearly labeled on the front, like “Blank Foods, a subsidiary of Nestle”, so they can’t try to hide.

[@ms.sprinkly3644]

After work. Perfect to cheer me up from capalitism.

[@ashlyn8562]

I am a popcorn girly & those cheese shakers are amazing for the popped corn

[@ammon8909]

My lactose intolerant ass is feeling queasy

[@FeverFo]

Jacob looking like he's from the early 2000s with that hairstyle

[@Js2Jo]

I love your hairdo, Jacob and thanks to your own brother, Lucas on this video!!

[@angelsunlight]

I’ve never been this early omg lol I love you guys❤ keep up the great work!

[@adonilovly5685]

Am I really watching two brother talk about the jigglyness and thickness of assorted processed cheeses? Yes…

[@PoisonElectra]

I literally watch every video you guys both upload & it's sad I just notice Jacob's hair is back 😂

[@imactuallylily]

I LOVE YOU GUYS

[@lucyservo6574]

Jacob!!! I've wanted to do this but didn't want all the cheese in my fridge lol. Thank you for your service 🫡

[@Honeybee_7]

I also get this itching in my soul , thank you for blessing us with your results 🙏✨

[@percibaltwinkus]

i also ate cheese singles like that when i was a kid and my dad would give them to the dogs as a snack hsndndhs. who said white people don't have culture?

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

I grew up in Mexico and I would also eat them by the slice. I would put a lot of them On top of each other and pretend it was a bday cake.

[@kristianneclemente9489]

jacob’s hair is so fun in this video

[@loompy1440]

“The Climax cheese”- written by Dan Schneider 🧡🦶🧀

[@nocapstack7335]

Jacob your hair looks Amazing ❤

[@draytonpeterson]

i dont usually comment but thank you for these videos and always wrecking your stomachs for us

[@tylaphillips3268]

As someone who is not from America this is WILD. Why is there so much fake cheese????????

[@oXXCzarXXo]

LOVE your new hairdo Jacob 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😉

[@katiegriffin2191]

the thought of eating just a kraft single is so gross to me 😂😂

[@aveberryy]

today at school i learned the saying “big cheese” and yall are the big cheese

[@bethanythatsme]

This is brave, my cheesey alphas 🧀

[@MintieMouse3]

I WILL STAND PROUDLY AND SAY IM A POPCORN PERSON!!

[@autumnboekeloo]

i’m digging the gel in the hair jacob

[@alexisemo6002]

1:22 i feed my dog cheese slices when i train her 😭 she s a german shepard tho so i don’t think it’s as bad??

[@kedeek7671]

Yay thank u guys I was sooo bored at work 😤 it's like they want me to work for my money ¿¿🤔

[@rebeccamcmurrer9683]

Content I never knew I needed

[@xchriskii]

I don’t know why I’m shocked every time I read the title. 😆

[@LindseyMoon13]

As a cheese lover, cheese conessuer, if you will, I am, in fact, highly interested in the outcome of this video. I know my top three, curious to see how they place lol

[@Cheyslaaa.]

@loveutill theendoftimes why do french ppl say yall....

[@marissaaaa]

“fake cheese” I’m starting to think no cheese is actual cheese. Does cheese even exist like wtffff

[@Grace-qo8pu]

My brother loves putting the parmesan cheese on popcorn lol

[@uaibix]

I actually eat popcorn nearly everyday, and a popcorn store sounds like heaven to me. Never saw one here in Brazil, tho 😭

[@senecabeneca]

The milk boys have elevated to the cheese boys

[@loganzawicki546]

Jacob everytime he doesn't like something: "that is not good at all" (tries it 3 more times just to be safe)

[@livlu123]

13:04 - get the jalapeño cheddar flavor of that dip ! It’s so much better and has a pretty good amount of flavor/spice lol it’s my guilty pleasure 🫡

[@chrisskelton]

OMG I always thought it was weird that "cheese wiz" was actually in a jar and not a can! I'm glad I'm not alone.

[@HeyItsMeChelseyOnYouTube]

I kinda dig the hair Jacob. And the sleeveless look Lucas? I didn’t even purchase tickets for the gun show!

[@adam-l74]

I love you guys so I’m gonna pray I can get through this cause cheese low key grosses me out lol. 🎉Next time can rank cheese flavored snacks though?

[@sarahdelaneyy]

I cannot believe you put the Fritos cheese so close to the bottom… she deserves to be at least behind the Tostitos dip

[@AYUnyc]

0:25 But Lucas was the first human to reach 1 million subscribers on YT 😱😱

[@Xxevven]

What do you guys do with the leftovers after your video? I'm thinking you could throw a pretty decent party with all those cheese products.

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

They take them to their family house where the grandkids and other siblings come. Molly their mom, also takes the pastries and other appropriate items to the hospital where she works as a nurse

[@artfuldetective7447]

Jacob: Yeah because if you smell a dog's feet, it smells like Fritos. 😂 Lucas: Yeah, every time. 🤣 That is too hilarious. I also have a Pomeranian like Lucas and I can attest to this. 😅 I also like the Bean dip, Jacob! Love you guys.

[@emmajoelle394]

jacobs hair has been looking THICK 👱‍♀️🤩

[@savannahhhh777]

I appreciate the couch shots

[@Ranchstylebeans]

CHEESE

[@Charcuterieboards]

As a popcorn person from a popcorn family, I do drive around eating popcorn a lot. It’s not safe lol

[@Hollyes]

You should’ve gotten the spicy Fritos queso, that shit hits

[@kellycroy8998]

Jacob the hair is so full and spiked!! Love ❤😮🎉

[@itsaj191]

This video was so cheesy!

[@zzzzzz9084]

That Campbell's cheese soup is TERRIBLE on its own, but I use it as an ingredient in homemade Mac and cheese and it's wonderful there. Just never eat it on its own!!

[@asplash_of_color8022]

We use cheese wiz for green bean casserole during Christmas it does exist Edit: movie theater popcorn is more expensive than 3 boxes from the grocery store.. so I don't buy it

[@candi4202]

When dogs feet smell like fritos it means they have a yeast infection

[@Thiccems69]

oop

[@sadiemmac]

if it smells really strong or foul that means its a yeast or fungal infection but its normal for their feet to smell like that!

[@rabbitttz]

I looooove fake cheese! All of it. And y’all of course. 😂 Edit: my favorite one that you can get from the grocery store is Rico’s though. My absolute favorite that might not count here is the kind that comes from Dairy Queen nachos.

[@Greutter1999]

Kraft owns Velveeta???? My whole life has been a lie

[@lizhillskotter6475]

You did these cheeses dirty not heating them up lmao

[@muddbug]

The couch as a backdrop is so funny to me

[@crystalboat7397]

I appreciate this critique as a cheese connoisseur 🧀

[@Crustdaddii]

I love to eat the Tostitos queso with Doritos 🤤

[@sneeze4254]

If I don’t have popcorn in my pantry I have a freak out

[@sheepboss7613]

Omg, I love cheese! Honestly, your funnier than your brother (don't tell him I said that...) (please don't murder me Lucas, you are the best)

[@dbradford259]

That oil based cheese is the one that isn't made to melt. It basically turns into plastic in the oven. My guess has always been it's a sandwich only cheese made to not melt.

[@PamelaWarren56]

In Canada we call “American cheese” just processed cheese/processed cheddar.

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

I think that’s what it is, processed cheddar. American cheese is not a real thing.

[@Corobik]

wait this is the most iconic ranking

[@Crustdaddii]

My family is so big into popcorn they bought their own machine. The amount of popcorn my family consumes should be illegal 😅

[@shaunakeats]

I’ve never been this early before 😩😩

[@justinekalmowitz4576]

I love you guys so much

[@chloec222]

Love the Green Day hair Jake

[@anniespurr5870]

Me who’s eating popcorn while watching this, obsessed with popcorn: 🧍‍♀️

[@nikolaasdigi]

Just on time bro’s! 👍

[@chillinginmars]

I was worried about you boys after hearing about a shooting at target in omaha

[@captaincosmic8153]

Please do vegan cheese taste test next!!

[@mav48185]

Lol watching this while eating cheese too 🤣😋

[@fridaylite6914]

whenever they talk about their childhood it makes me happy becuase they where raised similar to us lol

[@PlayWithMyJoystick3000]

Velveeta was a LUXURY in my household LOL, we always got store brand or Kraft.

[@adrian_hook]

i thought jake had hat hair at first but i think it's a fauxhawk - so seggsi!

[@jessicahanan5062]

Watching this as a non-American, disgustingly fascinated

[@alexiazafiriou4411]

i'm with you broooo

[@giovannimartinez6535]

your hair looks so cute jacob

[@sheepboss7613]

I like how this went from Lucas talking about sugar daddies to you eating cheese. Love it

[@50594]

guys be careful too much cheese can lead to a hypertensive crisis because it has tyramine EDIT: nvm yall just took small bites i commented before watching 💀

[@supitzsarah]

Velveeta scares me cuz shouldn't it expire

[@kit3662]

Thank you for sacrificing your bodies for us! I'm sure you guy's were on the toilet after this😂

[@GoodBoyMax]

A little wine and cheese tasting