Product Marketing Meeting (weekly) 2021-06-28

[@nadinemcgonogall4151]

I play this when I need my family to leave me alone - so helpful

[@nishlee]

So I’m not the only one😂😂

[@shatrunjaysingh2174]

Same here 😂

[@therealdonaldtrompe]

Same 🤣

[@YasirBhai46]

Oh it’s fun doing this , especially when you want to be alone at home

[@Stitchlover1210]

OMG sameeee

[@quitecontrary3790]

I love that we all arrived at this video for the same reason 🤣

[@shaunahaltom3902]

I am weeeeeeaaaak at how many people came here to do this. I don't know why I thought I was a genius for thinking of this, but am dying reading these comments and love how not alone in this I am. 🤣

[@akhiroakhiro9208]

Facts, 😂

[@fxckboi-yxki]

we bullshittin

[@algorxythm2350]

Literally jaja!

[@stephengamber7000]

Indeed!

[@momsohard2298]

I play this when I pretend to be busy. This meeting is literally about anything you want it to be about lol

[@DvdBdjzDvl]

No but seriously, what is it about?

[@EdmundIZHigh]

Do you know that they are live? They are connected to KZbin via zoom. It’s being recorded and edited at their whims.

[@zahidhusain2937]

Facts!!

[@saraheliana551]

Im not ready to tell my parents that i resigned my job, so i was telling them im working from home and play this every morning so they would stop bothering me. This is a lifesaver!

[@saisantoshi371]

I hope you are alright and i hope you find the kind of work you wouldn't wanna resign from.

[@omagro8267]

​@saisantoshi371 what a kind comment. I wish you the best as well as a third party to this conversation haha.

[@saisantoshi371]

@@omagro8267 thank you ☺️

[@crystallakewood7384]

Same here… playing it rn and they have no idea I’m unemployed!

[@haloford]

BROOOOO!!!!!!!! :''''''''' same here

[@alishanorris5161]

Every now and then I'll pause it at a good point in between them talking to make my own voice heard contributing to the "meeting" lol. Gets the full effect in! And the beautiful thing is their conversation just flows with it like they heard me lol.

[@mamabrowsss1160]

You're totally commited and I love it! LOLLL

[@vikrantchowdhary8650]

🤣🤣

[@moreesanders5863]

All I can say mr too.

[@shanethedirector]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@furleysbrain]

It's perfect because it's about nothing but sounds like everything.

[@leahcole66]

Came here to get away and now have a stack of deliverables to prepare for the next meeting.

[@aaronmiller1638]

This community of people "using a random meeting video to pretend to work to avoid others" is the most I've ever felt seen. (Editor Note: I've watched this 30 times and I have no idea what Gitlab is.)

[@normapalma7863]

Exactly what I said!

[@purewonka]

I have it on right now to avoid others in the house. "I'm in a meeting."

[@QuentinSalvog]

Ditto lol

[@_________________404]

💀💀💀💀

[@jendorei]

It’s a platform that allows software developers to work together on a project, basically.

[@Tha_ill_lil]

This is amazing, it's not too specific, mostly vague chatter. appreciated. It keeps the kids out of my room for a bit when i need a break.

[@polarbear4686]

Remember to say 'Yeah' at 3:00

[@MrRunthe400m]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Many of the comments on here are the same thing ("I use this video to avoid people").....but this comment is actually unique and quite HILARIOUS!!!! Love it, @polarbear4686 @polarbear4686

[@_________________404]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@BrookeLofton-wl6vd]

🤣

[@oogachaka.studio]

I’m napping in my office with the door closed thanks🎉😂

[@yahtadi5152]

Thank you fine gentleman

[@mamabrowsss1160]

LOLLLL I can't believe I found my people! I thought I was the only one. I can't stop laughing. But yeah, I took a few days off between Christmas and New Years and the whole family is home too. Playing this on my ipad while I watch movies on my laptop with headphones. Works like a charm.

[@koleelovee6527]

My people!! 😂🎉

[@Lohithroshanmurthy]

You guys helped me get a good three hours of rest every week, as this is my excuse to chill from my 14hr a day job. Thank you.

[@Ramon314]

Your contract says you work 14 hours a day?

[@Lohithroshanmurthy]

@@Ramon314 Irony is, I chose it. Need to keep busy, otherwise I itch.

[@user-x7dc2pq7n]

@@Lohithroshanmurthy it doesn't sound like you're busy if you're watching time wasting videos lol

[@entspanntstattverspannt]

😂

[@yackens5940]

what do you do and where do you work if I may ask?

[@th8132]

This is hands down the only meeting I look forward to attending. And I love how a lot of us use this as a way to either avoid people and to get them to leave us the hell alone!

[@dantelich]

This meeting has been of more use to me than any other meeting at work that could've been an email.

[@KashDinero260]

underrated comment. This is actually more helpful than ANY meeting I've ever had...🤣

[@goprocbr]

Sometimes when I need to get away from the kids for a bit..., I turn this on and close the door. Thank you.

[@lizziesepeda7631]

omg i thought I just had this brilliant idea !!!

[@Celia-gq4yq]

😂😂😂😂❤

[@chjr4740]

Comments like this make me thankful that I have no children.

[@EdmundIZHigh]

Do you know that they are live? They might see you.

[@jameslancaster7582]

@@EdmundIZHigh lol this video is two years old and not live now. lol. I’ve used it for months. I’ve got it memorized now. lol

[@kellyriley2716]

100th time user, first time commenter. this is my go to for ‘meetings’ @ work, for important bathroom noise to make sure people know that i am most CERTAINLY using the bathroom as just a quiet place to hold my meeting only… even use it to get away from vendors who randomly show up and i just don’t have time, etc. you all rock! no idea what this company does but i support it. and i attend meetings regularly.

[@jillcannon9308]

😂@no idea what the company does but I support it 😂

[@ThePeepsCHAMP]

Attend meetings regularly 😂

[@kellyriley2716]

hey team! just popping into the meeting again (from the work bathroom) 🎉 good stuff good stuff. Q4 is gonna be lit!

[@DigisphereRec]

@@kellyriley2716 Q4 is wrapping up, can you please send the analytics report to accounting? I've CCed your lead.

[@sq8126]

@@kellyriley2716 the best

[@calypso2nd]

I honestly think the 2 empty boxes on the bottom is the best feature in this already awesome meeting! I always say I’m on the bottom but with my camera off whenever a member of my family ask.

[@burakozsoylu]

what a lovely productive meeting, it's been a lifesaver

[@shaunwatson2116]

Omg a life saver , i play this when my house mate wants something.

[@theoneandonlyjordan1]

why did I start paying attention like this is my meeting and I should be responding LOLL

[@michaelkazlauskas9]

EXACTLY what I started doing

[@nataliewalker9682]

I just used this so that I could be left alone, but tbh I was getting really into the conversation at some points

[@annie4horses]

I turn this meeting on full blast and full screen on my monitor. Thank you for saving what is left of my sanity.

[@yobar8051]

I fake my marketing meetings with this. Also they talk about nothing, just fancy words - works perfect!

[@SOAMLE]

Thank you for posting this. Huge help when I need my kids to get out of my office 🙏

[@heartbreaktimemachine]

If I see this on your screen at Starbucks I know you're a real one.

[@pedrodominguez5218]

2 years now of this being a lifesaver!

[@Jbeanz2023]

Played this on speaker while walking my dog. No more having to stop for chit chatty neighbors. My dog and I are thrilled!😂

[@WAdams-o1f]

OMG... I just found this. My new favorite meeting!!! I can hide behind this while I actually watch cycling videos.. (airpods in... ha ha ha ha)... I love you guys.

[@BenjaminK123]

Meeting notes for anyone interested Summary of Meeting: Corporate Events Support: - The support needed for corporate events is not well-defined due to restructuring. - Current tactic involves the Go-to-Market team signing up for and sponsoring events. - Request for GTM team collaboration to provide support. Product Announcements: - Discussion on key improvements made in the past year for product announcements. - Focus on announcing fully developed features coming out of beta. - Suggestions to group and highlight significant improvements made over time. Decision Making Process: - Evaluation of competitors and partners for different product stages. - Tiered classification of competitors. - Discussion on the use of catchy and descriptive messaging in product communication. - Consideration of establishing parity and consistency in messaging. Next Steps: - Finalize the competitor evaluation process. - Create more descriptive and catchy messaging for product communication. - Provide clear and informative descriptions of product features. - Evaluate the use of different messaging elements for better communication. Decisions Made: - Focus on tier one competitors for evaluation. - Improve messaging framework for product communication. - Aim for consistency and clarity in product communication. - Explore the use of more descriptive and catchy messaging elements. Next Steps: - Finalize competitor evaluation process. - Refine messaging framework for clear and catchy communication. - Ensure consistency and clarity in product communication strategy. Decisions Made: - Improve competitor evaluation process. - Enhance messaging framework for better communication. - Strive for coherence and effectiveness in product communication strategies. Next Steps: - Finalize competitor assessment. - Enhance messaging for improved communication. - Ensure consistency and clarity in communication strategies. Decisions Made: - Refine competitor analysis process. - Enhance product communication through improved messaging. - Strive for cohesive and effective communication strategies. Next Steps: - Finalize competitor evaluation process. - Implement enhanced messaging for product communication. - Maintain consistency and clarity in communication strategies. The meeting transcript and decisions made have been summarized.

[@VictorRaj-ic5iz]

This video really help to run my business properly! good job guys

[@JizzumPants-wr1lc]

I’ve watched this so many times to look busy I actually use it to go to bed sometimes now

[@EliLogan-z1q]

This is the most useful and entertaining video I have ever found on KZbin. Just wow...

[@AAWAism]

this meeting is about NOTHING & i LOVE IT 😭

[@johnroumeliotis7428]

Everyone in the meeting deserves an Academy award. How they can keep a straight face throughout the meeting is amazing. We really do live in a Barbi world.

[@AcousticTelevisions]

This video helps me feel safe home alone, like I have someone working from home in the other room, while I have someone come to the house. Like electricians or something ty

[@BrookeLofton-wl6vd]

Currently

[@mordmartin]

For maximum effect, pause the video after a question was asked and pretend to reply

[@MarkDiSciullo]

LOL

[@MarkDiSciullo]

Advanced level behavior!

[@chirag2005]

The comment section just highlights the underlying problem of how remote workers want some time for themselves in the middle of the work day. We can't be expected to be available all the time (for our sanity's sake).

[@neom0nk]

Actuallty you can, now get back to work slacker!! - Love, your boss.

[@nuggie4huggie23pp]

Ahh yes. The video of people in a professional meeting when all of them clearly don’t want to be there, the perfect “don’t talk to me” message to all😉

[@ssad-yl8nd]

worked so well to convince my wife that today she needs to do school pickup!

[@DonkeyKong2222]

Thank you. Back to the office sucks and life is shittier. This has helped keep people I don't want to talk to away from me.

[@JamesSalgado-q4c]

I've been using this video for fake meetings at home so much that I've fallen in love with the woman in the middle of the screen 😅

[@briankunkel2754]

I feel you

[@MichalBryska]

We all did... :D

[@fvrmusicgr]

Whole time I'm just waiting for guy to rip a wicked drum solo

[@DavidTran-j1y]

As a Bay Area tech worker with two small kids, this video is a god send

[@raddirector99]

I have this playing in my office to keep people out so I can get some work done and I keep finding myself listening to the meeting to make sure they are not waiting for my response 🤣

[@dapdynasty2314]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Thunderbolt210]

i use this whenever i need people in the house to leave me alone lol. it gives me a good 2 hours of alone time when needed

[@jameslancaster7582]

This is my go to when I need peace and quiet! Love this. lol

[@hennegivensunday]

Wow. I thought I was ahead of the game, apparently we are all slackers! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NothingLeft278]

This video just helped me get out of baby sitting ON MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND on foe nem ma dukes had me messed up

[@davidgarrow3502]

My mom is here helping me while I work from home looking after my nine month old. I'm about to take a lunch time nap/told my mom I'm in a meeting for an hour. This is almost distractingly funny and know so many jackoffs that talk like this in meetings.

[@MarkDiSciullo]

So true, they sound like idiots! Sadly, this is exactly what every real world meeting I attend sounds like. 😀

[@MultiANNA1978]

I love it that we are a community arriving at this great team meeting video... ! Hellooo , the guy with the drum set in the back with the doggie LOL

[@vionayosefadv]

Thank youu to upload this, my uber driver flirt with me non stop and start to get uncomfortable. I dont have someone to call, so I turned this video and said I was in the middle of meeting, its really help

[@SageStrawberries]

Lol I used this so that the cleaning check people wouldn't spend to much time in my room and notice my sugar glider's (that I'm not supposed to have) cage covered in a blanket. He did one quick look in and I said I was in a meeting and he legit said sorry and left with no questions 😂😂

[@thorthumb0031]

I play this in the background so that my family would leave me alone. Thank you gitlab

[@Two_maligators]

I use this everyday to avoid coworkers 🎉 this meeting saves my soul 😂

[@AppleTreeRobin]

I recently learned my baby likes falling asleep while I rock him in work meetings. This is a lifesaver on the weekend.

[@trevorlane4502]

This is the best when the chatty janitor shows up to my office. Thanks!!

[@diamondarcher79]

Sitting here talking to a random video so people leave me alone at work. Classic...

[@user-mjc]

I wonder what they’re actually talking about because all of this is going over my head lol. I just needed an excuse to look busy

[@Lizis2lovely]

Well - I got off my zoom meeting to join this one - so my staff would not bug me!! LOL - Life Saver for my sanity!

[@natmulle3257]

I think Cindy makes some excellent points about 14.0

[@ttapper1]

aaaagh the old meeting video. helping old Tommyt to smoke crack without the wife knowing since 2015

[@mrvike6241]

LOL

[@judilinef9652]

I play this when my family is loud as hell around me while I work from home so they remember I’m working and join meetings and need to focus 🤫

[@Juxie27]

Am I the only one that actually works for this company

[@f.d.75]

Probably lol

[@Pauratraits]

So what is it lol

[@amanisalone]

I’ve used this so many times as a fake meeting that I have started liking disliking different peoples’ attitudes. For instance the guy at the beginning is obviously trying to get people talking about this public announcement and just wants ANYONE to chime in, but they’re just letting him struggle to articulate the question. Also, why did they change their regular sync schedule? Did that guy ask permission to change his to a two-week schedule. Did the woman in the middle cancel because she stopped finding value in the sync or because she just wanted to come in late on Wednesdays? I just don’t know. And I’ll never understand because I work in a store that sells fresh fruit so meeting like this are so alien to me it’s like I can’t even believe people do this every day

[@ryansmith6901]

in love...thank you helps me not feel bad when my nanny is with my kids and I need to pretend I'm working

[@mileymbclimb17]

Thank god for these so i can avoid doordash and they actually listen to my directions by leaving it at the door

[@aparna12242]

*Corporate lullaby: 2023 version* Step1: Keep this playing so no family disturbs you as they'd think you are busy Step 2: Nap well, sweet dreams.

[@joet2699]

Stressful day. Had to close my office door for a bit...

[@odd2882]

Playing this during Christmas break cause all the kid's are home and I just can't deal with all the noise. Meeting is playing and all are quiet!

[@Desatkinson]

this is incredible 😭😭 a lifesaver if you will

[@dr.arthwhite3529]

I thought I was the only one, but when I read the comments, I realize that I'm not alone :')

[@amardeepsingh1907]

right now i'm using to get rid off from leach clients ...that are sitting in front on me in my office 😂

[@jamesfisk3324]

The Gitaway cluster is the key to this whole thing. Oh, and the excitement level is outstanding. Except for those with a low excitement. Wait, I forgot the UI thingy. And the milestone burn-up charts. That's hot! The VS code thingy is also incredible. Oh, and the EPIC boards are EPIC. And somebody's 3 may be more important than somebody's 1. And the one guy can give you 10 instead of 3. That sounds like a bargain. There is a reason to be excited about all of this.

[@jameslawford4057]

I just finished a work Teams meeting but want everyone else in the house to think I'm still on a meeting. Our company is in the UK, but we have suppliers in the USA so I'm using the excuse of being on a supplier meeting 🙂

[@mukeet]

my wife asked me why we always talk about same topic...

[@blackcancer83]

😂😂😂😂

[@madamebutterfly851]

THe fact your wife even picked up on what the topic was is astonishing.

[@marwahvishal1]

@@madamebutterfly851because she has the same video bookmarked 😂

[@kandimedina]

I am cracking up how did I end up here! I was looking for background noise so my mom wouldn't bother me in my home office LOL

[@FeelsDonkMan]

aunt decided to visit during the workday and don't want to talk to her - this is perfect

[@katalintomusz2169]

My housemate gonna come and want to talk to me so I have this in the background so he thinks im on a meeting and he wont come in

[@krutarthmeshram3801]

Playing it every day and Keeping my phone next to the door ...so nobody in my family can knock on my door and I can enjoy my BEER peacefully 😅... great work guys

[@krutarthmeshram3801]

I had vodka today ...You guys are awesome ... Planning to have some drink tomorrow 🥳.. love you all 😘😘😘😘😘😘

[@krutarthmeshram3801]

It's Beer Day .... ❤ Love you guys

[@krutarthmeshram3801]

Beeeerrrrrrr dayyyy 🎉🥳

[@krutarthmeshram3801]

It's beer day again 🥳🥰🎇🎂🤺

[@krutarthmeshram3801]

Beer day it is

[@cammmdelong]

Does anyone talk back to the video when your family walks by or is it just me?😅

[@crystallakewood7384]

I do! Lol

[@Jbeanz2023]

That’s next level!! 😂😂

[@AustinGomez-k4h]

I hate lying but sometimes it makes life slightly easier thank you for the video

[@romaine834]

I play this in my office when I don't want techs bothering me early in the morning.

[@PottyMouthPanda]

Just a store manager wanting to take a full lunch. Thanks random zoom meeting!

[@onlyrhino3808]

this meeting could have been an email for gods sake

[@FatuBalde-hb7be]

I feel bad for doing this but I had to. My 6 months old refuses to sleep at night. And my two boys comes home from school n daycare in a few hours. I took the day off work,(didn’t tell anyone) my sister is helping with baby girl because I told her I have a meeting 😂😂😂. Door is locked n I’m about to sleep 😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Jaydexterphoto]

I use this video to pretend I’m on a zoom meeting when my wife enters the room

[@MarieGina87]

Shouldn’t even have a wife 😂 moron

[@marwahvishal1]

Beauty of this video is that you can start at any point and still participate

[@randomnyss2011]

Using this to hide from my in-laws..

[@Celia-gq4yq]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cant believe this. I'm not the only one

[@johnrossi1631]

I don't even know how many times I used this meeting to kinda just seem like I'm working so I'm left alone xD

[@KenmoreToast-xp2nj]

I'm better at focusing on my work when I'm ignoring a meeting in the background so this pointless blathering is a godsend.

[@user-lb9de4ej4q]

This sometimes makes me forget I’m not actually in a meeting.

[@suhailulaslam8]

We all are here for same rason . Love these comments 🤣

[@alvianzachryfaturrahman9462]

Interesting insights on what you people do. Thanks for the video!

[@blakeblair5244]

THE COMMENTS ARE HILARIOUSSSSS!!!! 🤣🤣 I thought it was just ME 😅

[@volumeup5022]

My sister didn't want to go out in my room. So I played this and rushed her to go out. EASY!! WAHAHHAHAHA *evil laugh*

[@Absolute_editizm]

Its very interesting. Why didnt say get out my room?

[@mattviti4749]

LOL I'm here so I can pretend to my gf that I have a job, thank you so much

[@ArtBySoup]

Playing this as my landlord comes over so I don't have to open my door to my room and reveal my 3 cats.

[@giulianos8895]

I play this video when I play Splatoon 3 in my office

[@kayleeh9664]

roommates complain I am in my room too much when I work 99% of the time and am only in there when I relax.....so decided to play this to stop their complaining lol

[@siarasingleton1631]

I'm using this to train my dog to not bark during my zoom calls :)