Visiting Hours with Professor Clemmons

The good professor pays you a visit in your new room.
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[@guymandudebro8206]

I like watching this because it helps me pretend like I have health insurance.

[@sackary317]

😂😂😂😂

[@ajaybhatia7888]

This is funny as fuck 😂😂😂

[@tagzchloe627]

Wow XD

[@BetterThanYourBf]

@Kilo Byte you really thought you did something with that 😂

[@johnnythunderpants3964]

@Kilo Byte I mean, an affordable smartphone is like 120 bucks, which is what I have and I don't have health insurance, as it's literally 7k a year lol. Not sure how the 120 dollars for a phone means it's okay not to have health insurance and literally die if I end up having cancer for example

[@CarlSlime]

"May I come in for a moment?" *stays for over an hour*

[@facebren]

*coworkers

[@cornycan1]

Me when restaurants are closing.

[@HaZa917]

HA XD

[@MakoWoman]

The implication that the professor is immortal is ever so slightly concerning

[@megamanturbo32]

+Rough End of a Birthday Cake I like how well thought out your comment is but I just cant get past your name. Which end is the rough one?

[@Aliceuhhh-rq6gw]

I appreciate this short thread

[@LuckyArceus]

The doctor is actually nyarlathotep in human form.

[@leandrarivera135]

If you're still watching these videos in 8 years time, then you're probably ever so slightly panicked over the question of the professors mortality

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Crud, I've upset the Professor. I'm going to have to start locking the doors and recharging the amulet!

[@hentaisailor5951]

hello sailor

[@poop420guy69]

these inferior mortals are always testing your patience while you're testing your patients

[@hellraiser341]

Ephemeral rift wakes up early to work his Ephemeral shift People at his work don't quite get his Ephemeral drift As he constant searching for his Ephemeral gift To give his viewers an Ephemeral lift.

[@InflammabilityRing]

***** YA BLEW IT

[@hellraiser341]

Huh

[@theshands3405]

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji...

[@WhatTheForge]

hellraiser341 If Ephemeral Rift stopped Taylor Swift at the VMA's he would be Ephemeral West, oh darnit!

[@ultimomos5918]

Noah Shands Grumps reference, gg

[@stor314]

I'm pretty sure that no ASMR channel is as creative as Paul's. Also in my opinion, no other is as interesting or entertaining. Keep up the good work ER, you're a genius and I deeply appreciate your work!

[@xiongrey19]

Agreed

[@loganconly4802]

***** Which is an even better point that you make, ER creates such a vague storyline that's also so intricate and independent at the same time. I'd love for E to write a book, hell, an entire series.

[@johngalt629]

***** I dont see ER on most TOP 10 ASMR lists and that is a crime!

[@InflammabilityRing]

***** arda neala makes creative ASMR vids too. Go check it out!

[@KazumiKiguma]

InflammabilityRing I only wish she made them more often. Where is Mystic Healer part 2? :(

[@codex1809]

"Just a moment, I want to disable the security camera." Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, (RUNS) Two weeks later... "Where did the professor touch you, son?" "My soul."

[@frauenheld1316]

А по-русски можно?

[@RRTSMPlayz]

0-0

[@JOEMAMA_06]

@@frauenheld1316 Привет

[@dansmudge135]

Does anyone else think he'd be a great James Bond villain...

[@robnickerson7819]

Sounds like an Agent from the Matrix lol

[@petergriffin1492]

Shaken, not shturred

[@petergriffin1492]

Cthulhu That's how Sean Connery says it

[@SanctumZero]

Loving the hints at Rift lore in this one!

[@EphemeralRift]

SanctumZero Thank you! I try my best!

[@DrainedGaming]

+Ephemeral Rift TPPPP is a lamp?!

[@ThalinsGenohan]

+Canned Gaming Or perhaps the peculiar plastic pouch was placed on that particular lamp once it was plucked from the person plagued with that predicament?

[@DrainedGaming]

Woah

[@John-sz7vf]

Maybe there wouldn't be as many breakouts if you didn't leave things like hatchets in the rooms

[@fomod_]

true

[@emc8666]

but what is the fun in that?

[@JasperCaster03]

em c thank you

[@taylorsampson3702]

"These inferior mortals" Looks like someone has been in contact with Loki.

[@nicolewale888]

I feel like I'm being seduced at an extremely slow pace.

[@dom-fj1bq]

No what

[@iiBadAsh]

I like the random objects on the shelves in the background. Organized, but still not quite where they belong. Very interesting. The effort you put into your videos shines through and never disappoints, that's for sure.

[@christianclark9536]

prince, next lifetime, mortals, YOU PREDICTED PRINCE'S DEATH

[@Primaltreeman]

ER is a beast. Some channels are too conventional. Others are too experimental/weird in their creativity. ER successfully blends ASMR with engaging stories without ruining either the relaxation or entertainment.

[@deeznuts-zq4jv]

"Can I come in for a moment?" *stays* *for* *an* *hour*

[@MattMcloughlin]

I'm just so engrossed with all these characters and all this lore and the universe ER's created and the ones he's crossed over with, that getting the ASMR sensation has become secondary, I just want more stories and time with these characters now. The relaxation is just a bonus! :')

[@Enda680]

I don't know how it would work but seriously, if possible, PLEASE consider doing a collaboration with MassageASMR, that would be so insanely good :D

[@Nichotis]

Enda Gallagher I don't like collaboration, actualy i really hate it, but must admit , i would watch this one.

[@Tootsby]

Enda Gallagher Seems like two completely different styles of ASMR honestly.

[@chibiartist32]

Enda Gallagher YES

[@D3vious113]

Enda Gallagher Considering Dmitry was making references to a 'Dr. Clemmons' a while back, I think he'd be down. Would definitely be up for that collab. Has my vote, no question.

[@rootytooty9808]

Enda Gallagher That will be hard to arrange (in person at least) as MassageASMR is Australian, and lives in, well, Australia.

[@Platipisaver]

I think it would be cool if you did a video where we are in the perspective of a camera watching one of the prisoners while they attempt to escape or something

[@TheItalianOG]

It's weird to think I've watched ER's videos for 3 years now. Glad I was able to see how much you've grown as a channel Paul. Love your videos and wish you the best. :) -Trent

[@_rcs]

I was already admiring how great this video was, and then you included hand movements 19 minutes it, didn't think it could get better but it did! I really enjoy those. Thanks for another brilliant production!

[@janisprincis1764]

ER,your acting skills ,without a specific scenario,are showing above,way above my expectations!! As always you are a great actor!!

[@EonTheBeast05]

your acting is just so surreal. It's so amazing to see your characters so alike yet so different at the same time. It's actually quite beautiful

[@WanderingWhispers]

The cut on your head was from the mean spirited potato in room 4 huh?

[@Ariioch]

I literally was wondering if anyone else notived the cut. How did he get it do you think? (And i dont mean roleplay wise i mean i wonder what happened outside of youtube that gave him that cut)

[@shapetwist]

Tyler Hudson when youve got kids shit like that happens all the time, I caught a knee from my 4yo daughter in the eye... blackeye for a week

[@Misstamsyn100]

shapetwist I was literally crying to that comment, hope your eye is good now though!

[@serknight7769]

My seven year old brother gave our dad a black eye while wrestling

[@fortcats]

Had this video up for 3 days now. Every night I come home from work and I fall asleep within minutes upon watching it. I've made it my goal to finish this by tomorrow.

[@NaterPrice]

Screen transitions! I love seeing what new things you come up with.

[@Kali23Yuga]

I can't get enough of these Professor Clemmons video's.

[@redcain97]

This guy does so much work for his channel. Very few actually give a damn about the content they release. But he does so well. Keep doing what your doing!

[@bdpera]

Uncle E I've been watching your videos for it seems like years now. I rarely comment on any video but I thought I'd stop and say thank you for all the great videos. Your dedication and hard work never goes unnoticed. You by far are my favorite ASMRer, I hope you have a great day, friend.

[@instantnoob]

Professor Clemmons is immortal! Thaaaaat explains everything.

[@oliverhughes3224]

your creativity never ceases to impress me .

[@phynixnykole27]

This is beyond relaxation.. I don't even know how to describe how amazing I feel right now

[@ethanallen1393]

Had a rough night, this really helped. Thank you so much, I really appreciate your videos😊

[@ShiningStar726]

you put so much effort into your roleplay videos and they're amazing. you never fail to put me to sleep. thank you so much!

[@freyduin9166]

Very nice touch with the professors final words as he is exiting the room being "Cthulhu Fhtagn".

[@jamiewarren686]

Rift you're killing me. Give us a history of your world!!

[@thesteeb.1063]

So good Mr. Rift. Keep it up. This will always be my go-to ASMR channel!!!

[@finnbillyard7653]

I love the little references and easter eggs you hide in your videos.

[@ZIMBUTTERS]

The tapping on the two cups is amazing!

[@theauddity2364]

I've been waiting so long for something like this! Thanks, Uncle E! You're the best!

[@LalebKuke]

I love the Vault Boy Bobblehead on the shelf :) Great work ER!

[@norecuerdomisueno3468]

I swear there was a bunch of moments where there was a flash of an image, not long enough for me to really see but enough to get a "feel', emotionally for it. Yet every time I re wound there was nothing. I am either going crazy/blind or you're performing some interesting tricks ER. One of them in particular occurred after you said you wanted to try and trigger memories and such. I am spooked

[@Chinoxl186]

This video came out right as I was going to sleep. Perfect timing

[@bencooke9348]

"I see that your pictures have--oh. I'm sorry. I understand." YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND

[@tygonmaster]

It is kind of interesting how much tapping on paper cups sounds like rain. Love it. Keep being awesome. ^_^

[@skins4thewin]

I REALLY want to see Chris Crinkle again! Absolutely loved the Plastic Pouch Predicament vid where he got paid in Monopoly money, had pet Marshmallows and talked about monkey butt tickles lol. That whole vid has some of the funniest and most creative dialog of any video you've done thus far.

[@dirtmonger97]

He seems like he would be a part of the SCP foundation. Maybe one of the OS.

[@Doomguard175]

In After Hours 2, the Professor gets a name plate with the SCP logo and looks over a few custom SCPs for the Foundation, but I can't remember if he mentions a rank. Also, Dr. Clemmons may or may not be SCP 049 (reports seem to vary).

[@PallahDaOracle]

What's SCP?

[@ragmority]

Pallah DaOracle google

[@TheMrrandomxbox]

***** Contact with SCP-049 always causes death. Considering that Clemmons frequently touches the patient and death never comes, that theory doesn't seem to hold much water, unfortunately.

[@Renamoose]

TheXMen1010 @26:50 Prof. Says he feasts off of negative thoughts and emotions.

[@therealsteph6581]

Your laugh is deliciously evil, and your voice is like chocolate melting over marshmallows. Lovely!

[@weespat]

Every time I get new headphones, your videos seem to get better. I'm on pair number 5, I believe. Bose Quietcomfort 25's are fantastic for listening to your videos.

[@justrandomginger]

That iPhone tapping was really tingly for me 10/10

[@mccauleyconor]

This is one of my favourites now. Consider doing like an hour of under the lamp type stuff! Blows my mind!

[@sarahbear270]

I love the lore in your videos! Really sets them apart from other ASMRtists' stuff.

[@Unorthodox2049]

that transition was great

[@mikaaoife6557]

Love the collection I have built but I am missing my model ships, space hamster and fish from the Normandy.

[@slimeystudiosgaming6015]

Doctor Who sonic screwdriver in the background, I love that show. And I also love your vids.

[@tsrhodes7321]

I love the idea of all of your characters in the same universe, giving each other treatments, haircuts, delivering potatoes...

[@michael6329]

I love how he can go from having a serious vid to a silly one or even special rift world stuff

[@SuperrBills]

I want to see Professor Clemmons and Dr.Dmitri together.

[@bzakie2]

hobbes Yes put them at the edge of the same cliff.

[@asmrrelaxationstation]

This is awesome! love your work man :D Learned so much! Please keep them coming I can not wait for more!! :)

[@Ianrahn12]

Great video! I love Dr. Clemmons

[@sidblue]

Great character. Very relaxing!

[@tatianaragland4007]

I truly do think that this man is truly TALENTED!! Like I feel like he should totally do more then just ASMR videos on KZbin but he should seriously be a actor on a tv show or movie. Or even a screen writer! He's too talented to not be seen behind just KZbin. #LOVEHIM another great video as always!

[@Willow76ny]

Staying up past my bedtime for my appointment with the Professor, and it's worth it!

[@TheASMRGamer]

I am glad you could pay me a visit, certainly relaxed me ;P

[@uneverknow24]

I wish we had gotten a chance to use the sonic screwdriver. It looked like you were going to grab it a couple of times and I got excited!

[@willhodgetts3072]

It'd be pretty dope if you managed to do a video like reverse flashbacks or hallucinations in the future: same camera position etc. but fading in and out of this room with Clemmons and the room that's dolled up to look all spooky and abandoned with nobody else but the voices inside the subject's head... spooky tingles.

[@3mapletrees]

Please, more wood block tapping. Thanks ER, love the sinister yet soothing professor.

[@frederikmortensen6321]

I dont understand why anyone would dislike, the man is just trying to help. By the way, thanks so much Rift :)

[@sythe511]

This is one of the OG Clemmons chronicles™

[@wilwinslett6618]

I have that same model phone in my house, Ive had it for like 30 years or something. Havent seen any others ANYWHERE so I thought that was pretty cool.

[@ShockinglyRandom94]

Professor Clemmons always vaguely reminds me of The G Man from Half-Life. Great work! :)

[@synthoelectro]

this is going to blow you away, get ready for it. For years I thought this man was none other than "Dmitri" they seem like the same person. And Dmitri is talented enough to do it.

[@Deception593]

I would love to see some Norse runes and knot work make an appearance on part of the lampshade. I think it would make a nice touch with the whole ancient cultures thing going on, albeit not quite as old.

[@flixnchills]

This character has been one of my favourites for so long now.

[@SlynchThePuppy]

When Prof. Clemmons mentioned human technology I immediately thought of "The Thing on the Doorstep". Still not particularly well versed in the Cthulhu mythos, but I've read that one.

[@lightonsnow1]

Hard to relax with a huge axe in sight. Lol

[@petergriffin1492]

Ephemeral Massage Rift ASMR

[@jukeboxromeo4864]

still one of the best.

[@dewkernal1008]

A video of the tapping at 30:08 would be AMAZING

[@JMaxchill]

When KZbin adds Oculus Rift support, ER will instantly start freaking me out :P

[@bren97122]

On ER's Rift World playlist, there's a deleted video... Does anyone know which one it was?

[@thattacopugv2160]

I really love this video keep it up

[@3mapletrees]

I like the mortar and pestle part around 30 mins. Tap tingles.

[@MonsterMisunderstood]

The hand gestires were really nice

[@gb731]

2 Prof. Clemmons videos in 1 week?!? This is madness!

[@alneri7]

This is not MADNESS! THIS IS... yeah madness.

[@mattgallagher2186]

The macho man Randy savage brings the madness oh yeah dig it

[@serknight7769]

Madness?... THIS. IS. ASMRTA

[@bearbear4030]

5 years later...that’s my doctor texting on her watch while I’m describing my symptoms. Then later reading in my chart notes I had I double mastectomy instead of a complete hysterectomy!

[@wattman-music-archive]

The haters must not like RELAXATION

[@wattman-music-archive]

I'm not catching your drift

[@wattman-music-archive]

Robin Gilliver

[@SarcasticSyringe]

Yeah I just like to watch his videos to piece together this story and universe he's created

[@philchaser3018]

no ones hating da hell you talking about

[@piercelequine9696]

Either that or mesophonia

[@jonasstandal5696]

First of all, thank you for all your great videos! Secondly I wonder if proferssor Clemmons and Corvus is supposed to be the same person? I really like this world you have made by the way. Keep up the good work! You are the very best out there:D

[@ryanradlinski]

DUDE OH MY GOD MY HEADPHONES WERE FREAKING OUT FOR LIKE 5 MINS AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS PART OF THE VIDEO

[@shomix4462]

Just what I needed :)

[@monneybby6906]

When will there be a close up whispering video? (ear to ear) , and thank you this was quite relaxing to listen to

[@Vamilator7165]

How is it that everyone in the "rift world" uses those phones with a dial-ring (or whatever you call it) but Prof. Clemmons has a bloody Iphone?

[@meanguy1243]

+Anton Larsson ''In this lifetime''. Infer from that, what you will.

[@Mstanaturalselection]

Just in time, my friend! :)

[@Aesc520]

What you need is a ominous song in the background that's just faint enough, but intense enough to give off the vibe of th character. That would be interesting

[@GemmaSl]

When are we gonna have an ASMR convention? There's enough of us fans ! I know if any of Ephemeral's infamous items were put on show i would geek out to see em!

[@guywhodoesstuff3314]

Off topic question, do you have a play station network account?

[@ASAPShitPost]

Great video ER! Could we get some crossovers between different characters of yours?

[@Max-jf8lr]

Is that a mini Groot I see in the background? :)

[@nailaoball]

"May I come in for a moment?" *stays for an entire hour* lol :)