Reacting to How to Survive Any Animal Attack Hood Nature (Mndiaye_97 Compilations)

[@jim-dandyjosephjoestar9521]

Bears have a class perk called "nah bitch, square up." They don't die until your dead

[@Proftrof]

lol

[@chemislife]

If that is the class perk for bears what do we call the one for honey badgers?

[@questionfor9502]

@@chemislife you ever wondered how they do half the shit they do they have a perk called "FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW BITCH"

[@krystofkarda7395]

Thats litteraly too angry to die

[@theawesome5871]

@@chemislife "to hell with everything that isn't me"

[@Eipiczumby]

14:27 Downwind means the wind blows from the elephant's direction to you. If there's Upwind it means the wind blows from you to the elephant, thus carrying your smell to the elephant and he will detect you.

[@bonnycroft9093]

My Teacher told us a story about how a mountain lion decide to live under his deck and animal control told him all he could do was constantly spray water at it to make it uncomfortable and want to leave

[@AnxiousTrixie]

*spray* *spray* bad cat bad cat

[@anobody17]

“We don’t even eat you” Wolves, Tigers and lions: I like to see you say that again

[@firstnamelastname7124]

Fun fact orcas hunt moose regularly because they eat seaweed

[@vaporean_boylove.0w083]

That's tripping me out

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@vaporean_boylove.0w083 look up Pet Foolery Scuba diving in canada

[@confusedmisery4955]

moose eat seaweed?😯

[@Berek71182]

@@confusedmisery4955 well what else should they eat in Winter? Or in the middle of a drought in summer? ;) Seaweed also contains small amounts of salt. Moose, deer, goats and several other herbivore need salt very desperatly and are willing to even risk their life to get it.

[@zed6234]

If you're going somewhere where there's polar bears, the only safe option would be to bring an elephant gun or anti-tank rifle with you. On GOD.

[@questionfor9502]

Or hear me out an AA12 with some Dragon's breath or a grenade launcher

[@bloodangel19]

@@questionfor9502 just grab the fucken tsar bomba allready

[@questionfor9502]

@@bloodangel19 or an A10 warthog or AC130

[@Autechltd]

Probably the only way to survive is to be one of those crazy people who keeps their own gorilla, moose, grizzly bear, tiger or lion as a companion. I don't envy the guy who tried to broke into the backyard of the bloke who kept a grizzly around.

[@questionfor9502]

So a foreigner who tried shit in Russia

[@masterreaper115]

There was some like 5 yr old boy out getting water or something for his village when he came across a tiger, he was able to walk backwards while maintaining eye contact the entire 3 miles to his village where a group of men ran the tiger off.

[@Latency345]

10:05 Older women who go after younger men are called cougars. That’s the joke.

[@andrewduposki9669]

Fun fact with grizzlies if you have a gun don't shoot the bear shoot anywhere near because the sound will scare it if you shoot it it will just piss it off

[@hermaeusmora424]

8:34 I think he misspoke and meant jeffrey dahmer, who ofc was the famous serial killer that ate some of his victims.

[@omabrax0555]

Jeffrey Dahmer (milwaukee cannibal) kill 17 boys some of whom he ate parts of them🤬

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@omabrax0555 he also did DYI lobotomies to make them his sex zombies. They kept dying on him so he kept trying.

[@chill-lady-brook]

@@stingerjohnny9951 not defending him but that part’s not true

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@chill-lady-brook really? I’ve read up on him, and multiple sources mention multiple times that he drilled holes in the head of victims and poured hot water in as a basic brainwashing (forgive the pun). Are you sure that’s not true?

[@dylanhaugen3739]

8:06 an AK against a hippo wouldn't do much, you'd need an elephant gun. Which has so much recoil even if you survive your shoulders probably gonna be sore for a while.

[@mr.slappii513]

If it's black fight back if it's brown get down If it's white you about to see the light

[@chemislife]

If it's a Kodiak bear your in the same column as the white option. To my understanding they are the most aggressive.

[@Word0nTheStr3et]

If it’s white say goodnight

[@rickygarcia4246]

@@chemislife I thought that was sloth bears?

[@Kaefer1973]

As mentioned in one of his other videos humans can keep hyenas as pets, not these spotted hyenas though, it's striped Hyenas that make for good pets.

[@Supiragon1998]

Oh, second correction I can make about one of his videos, chimps are actually about 2 times as strong as the average human according to the latest studies. Gorillas are 8 times as strong, but as he says in the video, at least you can do something to not die when it comes to gorillas if you have enough self control even if there's no a meter+ deep water around you. Also, baby elephants are cute though, and adult elephants can be cute as well.

[@lanthiandokenhennes1805]

14:27 - Stand downwind means to stand in such a way that the wind blows (in this case) from the elephant towards you. Thanks to this, your smell will not reach the elephant.

[@feedthemeat543f]

Packing an elephant gun against a polar bear is probably your best bet cause anything less will probably just piss them off

[@aaroningram5808]

Fun fact. Cougars are stronger pound per pound than a lion or tiger and could take both on in a 1v1. If im not mistaken its because they’re descendants of the American tiger/lion (cant remember which) which was bigger and scarier than lions today. Also felines in general are op

[@jss1328]

By "take," do you mean just put up some type of fight (not win)? Because a tiger would easily be a able to take down a cougar (a lion would be a fairer but still not fair match). They are pound for pound stronger but it doesn't mean much. An extreme but applicable analogy would be how a beetle is pound for pound hundreds of times stronger than a human but a human is still stronger in general. Just like a tiger is generally still stronger than a cougar. But cougars are still no joke. Sorry for writing so much over something so small.

[@chemislife]

@Bro just be quiet In a different video covering this type of darwin award recipients, 3 people got vib checked by a tiger they where taunting after it had enough of their shit and jumped the nearly 13 FOOT wall to get to them.

[@whereDoCarrotsComeFrom]

@@chemislife pound for pound my ass

[@lafabl6503]

2:53 RIP harambe Edit: Gone but not forgotten

[@rubymimosa]

The woman who’s face was torn off, she was the friend of the owner. Downwind means that the wind isn’t carrying your scent towards the elephant…. So the wind travels by the animal first.

[@hydrokineticpowerhouse]

I can’t believe people would claim hyenas aren’t that harmful because it takes twenty to take down a lion. Fool you ain’t a lion!

[@MiraTheWarlock]

recount of Travis the Chimp wasn't entirely accurate, it attacked it's owners friend Which is why on the 911 call she's screaming 'HE'S KILLING MY FRIEND'

[@John_Marston910]

I have some advice if your being chased by a hippo DON'T climb a tree they can knock it down ezaly

[@Proftrof]

o.o

[@adrianmilitaru4967]

Pretty sure we lost the option of being 4 times as strong as we are because of the fine motor skills we have. One of the dumbest trades ever if you ask me

[@AnxiousTrixie]

Loved the ending, get a dog threat them right lmao

[@matthewlee4659]

0:24 1:33 1:48 2:26 2:48

[@asonisu]

I have never seen a funny person make reaction vids before this

[@Njade.]

Black bears can climb a tree in T -30 seconds

[@feedthemeat543f]

8:07 An ak wouldn't do much to a bear and these things are a good bit bigger than a bear 50 bmg is a way better bet lol

[@chemislife]

45-70 MIGHT be an option but honestly an AP 338 Lapua would be my self defence rifle of choice.

[@feedthemeat543f]

@@chemislife It could potentially work, but when it comes to hippos, go big or go home I say You probably won't get a second shot if the first isn't fatal

[@andreaprochowski4717]

Ironically, in the middle of the hippopotamus advice I got a tiktok ad with a baby hippo

[@nighthawk72j80]

Please tell me you'll watch the rest of his videos, because he's hilarious and educational.

[@breannahidalgo6328]

The problem for me is that I would have to be within 10 feet to see the warning signs because my eye sight sucks

[@demonic_myst4503]

Humans can take a bullet with adrenalin and keep fighting a large animal will take a good few rounds and just pump more adrenalin a animal when it attacks releases alot of adrenalin this is also one reason even smaller violent anaimals take a few tranq shots Before going down

[@Kagenoaki]

Downwind means if the wind is blowing from the West you want to be standing on the east side of the Elephant so the wind does not blow your scent towards it. Upwind is the exact opposite of being downwind. So you always want animals to be upwind of you when you arr out in the wild so they are less likely to realize you are there.

[@Sunaki1000]

We just call it whit, and against the Wind. Much easyer to understand.

[@demonic_myst4503]

Down wind means that the wind is blowing from the direction its in so your smell goes away from it

[@leonstrand329]

Has anyone seen the video of the chimpanzee catching a Racoons, they swung the racoon to by the tail and flung it. It lived

[@TheRiquelmeONE]

just use the elephant as a mount and you should be fine

[@tsuaririndoku]

How to survive Tiger Attack? Hop into IS-2, load the shell and fire on a Tiger

[@demonic_myst4503]

Ak no ak is a Cheap scape riffle It made by the ussr and like all the ussr tech its qoutity ober qoulity

[@8h8_illustrates]

Ak? Nah. You would need a minigun with a full belt and maybe even a spare. And if that isnt available, some sort of explosive.

[@demonic_myst4503]

A tribe does work with hyenas they oeave meat out for them the hyenas in exchange ignore the tribals

[@demonic_myst4503]

Heyenas normaly dont attack people but they will if their hungry best t aboud them

[@cheetahking3173]

Some has hayenas he has 2 I think

[@andidreyes5323]

Elephants evolved to fear humans. We used to herd them off cliffs and eat them so on some level most elephants fear humans. It's similar to the evolutionary fear humans have to snakes/amphibians. Tons of people over human history were killed by snake bites so we fear them. We can overcome the fear but it's still there.

[@shazril9214]

I agree with you moose totally stronk

[@jameshunt9208]

It was 100% the mothers fault with the gorilla.

[@milkyway5732]

oh wow time goes fast Harambe died in 2016

[@Galaxia7]

An elephant bull in must will attack anything and everything

[@nuralibolataev4474]

Sweden once tried to make a Moose cavalry unit. They thought that it was a brilliant idé because a moose would kick a horses' ass any day. Sadly it never went anywhere. The reason why was because although mooses could be easily trained to be ridden they'd simply not go into battle...fucking cowards

[@goosegoblin1844]

More scary mother nature

[@masterreaper115]

Moose look at moose like it food and we smaller than da mooses so it is lhike tahnk and it no die

[@ghostwolfv1457]

are you russhen

[@michaelmercado3957]

Is mus russian my brother?

[@__T.O.G.]

The biggest and most terrifying cats and monster the humans made the "Liger" one of humanities biggest mistakes

[@Dragonemperess]

You can ride them into battle with that size.

[@devinwhite5064]

thankfully they aint able to reproduce otherwise we'd have wiped ourselves off entire continents by now

[@slackjaw1525]

I'm glad i live where the only threat is bears, wolves and snakes, with the wolves being the worst out of them whenever they show up

[@Supiragon1998]

How are wolves worse than bears? Bears are way more likely to attack you. Is it because there are way more wolves in your area?

[@slackjaw1525]

@@Supiragon1998 With bears you can just back off even if you are out walking your dog and ensure that there is no cub behind you, wolves will go out of their way to kill your dogs if they feel like it. Also, they are way too comfortable with human contact where i am so they don't get scared away if you make sounds or they trip a light sensor unlike bears. Making it extremely dangerous for children as well.

[@Supiragon1998]

@@slackjaw1525 Oh, so your case is special. In most places, wolves avoid people before they can even see each other the vast majority of the time, and they have to be starving to attack a human the vast majority of the time, at least an adult human (small children shouldn't be left alone). I guess it's more likely to attack if you have your dog next to you when you see it.

[@slackjaw1525]

@@Supiragon1998 it's a combination of a lot of things, our goverment is obsessed with keeping them from extinction in our country despite them being essentially extinct until now, so the ones let loose are a combination of inbreds and former zoo animals

[@impulsewraith3419]

@@slackjaw1525 if you want try to adopt a karelian beardog those guys can kill bears by themselves and love humans very much

[@rafaelnavarro6425]

You look cute

[@firstnamelastname7124]

Fun fact humans can technically out run everything we have more stamina than everything else in the world

[@TheUltimateShade667]

None of that matters if they catch us first.

[@Ursakur]

Not outrun but chase down, and most people even with training would not be able to do it.

[@jaycienlovelace3123]

Honestly that doesnt matter if the animal is close to us, even an hippos can challenge Usain bolt at short distances 😬

[@jaycienlovelace3123]

@@Ursakur true a marathon runner can probably chase down nearly any animal

[@frankotto83]

Never laught so hard... You guys must have missed the part with the hyeana... 37mph for 15 miles... Good luck trying that....

[@darkdevil6101]

first

[@adam-dn3hi]

5:34 correction the bears do not die They survive shotguns dont even pierce ther skin

[@Proftrof]

damn

[@impulsewraith3419]

@@Proftrof you aither need 50bmg or an anti tank gun