Profundity Yours: The Boomer Cult

[@100thMkey]

You're gonna feel really stupid when she flies past your house in her spaceship with all her followers.

[@anthonyroyse9960]

I’m still waiting on the heavens gate members to fly by.

[@foodforfree7963]

Poop warfare

[@Magicalwolfgamer]

😆 yup

[@dannygolds5630]

​@@foodforfree7963 accurate, pooping rn

[@GrandDukeMushroom]

all 5 of them lol

[@syranwarner]

I’m Syran Warner, the reporter who broke this story. Just want to say this video is unbelievably entertaining and I love it.

[@H.U.R.]

you think this'll end up like heaven's gate?

[@Lynden47]

I mean maybe? ​@@H.U.R.

[@RichieTrashmouthTozier]

I subscribed to you

[@orang1921]

Good work :)

[@johnathanjohnson4826]

Gotta love papa meat

[@angrymexican3679]

if you became a cult leader your name would be Father Flesh

[@ineophobe]

daddy gib

[@Notthatbrandon]

Imagine a cult leader that can control fire

[@oluave2211]

Sounds like a Dark Souls boss

[@stephenpmurphy591]

Daddy Diddy Healing Father of the true flesh.

[@vladlavcon]

Sounds like a Nurgle cult leader.

[@RachelSWhite]

The fact her common law husband is in prison for child pornography for 12 years right now adds a layer to her story.

[@BillSamson-u9h]

😮 omg 😂

[@BubbleGumBxtch]

I’m absolutely not surprised

[@kristinasportal]

I know that woman. She tried to recruit me hahahah. And when I said no she called me an archon. 😂

[@victoriaisamermaid9938]

How many common law marriage’s are there in prison, eeehhh , yeah think about it 😮

[@Shugg-Goff-HHoffical]

Yep I can confirm this information and speaks volumes on the unending bullshittery and delusional behaviour of these....specimens.

[@adamdewey4354]

Linda: Claims to be an intergalactic being and the Abrahamic god Also Linda: Speaks with a 6th grade vocabulary.

[@palerider2132]

Well, maybe god was held back a few grades in intergalactic school.

[@sabinagibson7639]

​@@palerider2132😂😂 lmao

[@TaleDreamer]

Hey. She isn't an English native speaker, alright? She's trying very, very. Very. Like, very. And I cannot over-state this. Very hard.

[@JA-vz1nl]

Look not all the spaceships out there have updated dictionaries and phonics books

[@jeffmccullough7341]

Have you read the Bible? 5th grade reading level at best

[@Justin-ij7qi]

As a Psych Nurse...this is one of the 4 Walk Ins I saw today alone

[@lightfoot.2000]

Ty for you services. Need more ppl like ü Bless up 😎🙏

[@SiriusSphynx]

​@@lightfoot.2000 Not to discredit what Justin does, but we need a lot more of of other professions. Everyone and their mom tries to go into IT or nursing.

[@Username0467]

@@SiriusSphynx we literally don’t have enough healthcare workers. What the fuck are you talking about?

[@Azor_Ahai031]

@@Username0467 bros talking into the toilet

[@MeonLights]

Genuine question: Do you mean people who act in the same way or people who actually believe themselves to also be Walk Ins? Because in that case Linda might trigger some people's hallucinations :(

[@miketaylor9517]

Can I choose a different commander? She wrecked 5 suns and I’m worried.

[@OfficalMineTechHD]

Underrated comment.

[@void779]

3:03 I Am is what the burning bush told Moses. She's calling herself God.

[@zoeoneeva6397]

She sounds like she’s “talking in tongues “.

[@DaviliaXO]

Just what I was about to type.

[@reneemachuca3026]

THATS BLASPHEMY!!!!

[@albertofontanelli6297]

Or she’s an evil AI who wants to torture humans

[@aAPCwhitwificonnection]

I bet she knows a whole lot about hate

[@m.a.118]

Out of the 8 billion people on planet earth- The aliens always seem to go for some small town American with a grade 10 education.

[@CrossWindsPat]

Thats becoming increasingly easy since our education is so shit in this country. We would rather melt brown babies 12,000 miles away than invest in our own people because stupid voters are easy to manipulate.

[@acd6374]

Grade 10!?? You're overestimating their intelligence a bit.😅

[@SinfulKarma]

Don't think she ever made it into Kindergarten

[@brianmattei7134]

Tool has a song about this lol

[@Moonhermit-]

And it's also always either the weirdest, greasiest and socially maladjusted mfers around or loud southern preacher types who dress like they're selling used cars. It's never some dude at NORAD or NASA who could believably put some of that alien knowledge into practice and actually help some aliens help humanity. No, instead we get some large woman from Louisville Kentucky telling you to buy her audiobook where she explains how the advanced space aliens taught her to fix unbalanced chakras by shoving a corkscrew up someone's urethra and chanting "Yankee Doodle" in reverse.

[@worlddomination92]

When a cult starts buying property and a restaurant, you should probably start asking about if it's time to start to worry.

[@Reaper-gq5uh]

Time to pick up and move. Clearwater, FL is practically owned by Scientologists.

[@cat.9957]

uh oh

[@valethewolf49]

Yeah, it's giving Jim Jones drink the koolaid vibes

[@SaltyCowFarms]

Tell that to people who pay JZ Knight in Yelm Washington. She's been there like 30yrs now and launched: the secret, what the bleep do we know and Joe Dispenza came from her cult

[@GenuinelyHorriblePerson]

Theyll probably just pull a heavens gate and take themselves out, no harm in that. I mean no harm to us, irreversable harm to them.

[@tadstrange1465]

The "light language" just sounds like a Pentecostal televangelist pretending to speak in tongues

[@TheUncomfortable]

Sounds kinda like my printer. These things are listening to us

[@burninsherman1037]

Exactly like that shit! I'm pretty sure I've heard a couple preachers make those exact noises, actually.

[@Agiantpansy]

yeah, bet if we could look into her history she grew up in the church, learned how to do this form of play acting, and is now putting it too work.

[@Sirreginaldthe100th]

Ikr, kinda sucks that the Pentecostal movement really abused speaking in tongue’s considering it’s a real practice in Christianity yet always seems to be used to define someone’s connection to god wich isn’t even what the Bible says about it

[@caitosaurusrex7363]

came to comment this same shit, sounds exactly like the incoherent babbling someone would randomly shout every Sunday morning growing up

[@tomardans4258]

I’ve met way too many of these people. They’re often massage therapists.

[@rbjones72703]

Lol. I'm an lmt and have met too many as well 😂

[@jefferyorton1723]

So true

[@johngalt5166]

I know a massage therapist just like this in California 😭 Idk why it runs in the trade

[@BasedRanger]

Acupuncturists just narrowly missed the boat, it seems

[@eveningstar333]

Papa describing Linda as “tail from the local bowling alley “ had me dead 😂 it’s so accurate

[@Cadwallader38]

I mean she drives a starship, imagine driving an earth car when you're used to driving a starship that has everything in front of you.

[@asrr62]

i think a car is easier but ive never tried a space ship!

[@Hostefar]

@@asrr62 spaceships do most of the work for you, you just gotta fleep the zorbs occasionally.

[@brocklewis7624]

Just to provide additional context, Marietta is just the tiniest lil town in far east Texas, 45 minutes away from Texarkana. It’s the neck of the woods where her crazy actually fits in very well with the stock crazy in that area. It’s genuinely the nicest people you will ever meet, but every single person is drinking the Kool-Aid of some type of crazy, and everyone just accepts it. Amazing fudge in the area, too.

[@BiotechnicaRD]

"Yeah the whole area is in some cult, they're nice though. And absolutely amazing fudge" this is one of the funniest ways to sum it up and I love it 🤣

[@AngelA-mk5ty]

I imagine alot of hardship has occured for people to develop delusions in

[@RawOlympia]

A friend from Baton Rouge told me, "Up north they have asylums, here, we roll out the red carpet and take 'em to all the parties ~"

[@kennethkelevra3652]

Go for the fudge, stay for the grand rising.

[@anthonycannon811]

@@RawOlympiaBaton Rouge resident here and that shit tracks.

[@franzpattison]

In my DnD campaign, our mage was smote by magic lightning, and awoke with his face shrouded by a flesh-like mask that he could not remove. Our little mage asked our behemoth Berserker to rip the mask off of his face, so the Berserker shrugged, climbed atop the little guy, and grabbed the flesh mask with his massive meathooks, rending it with great force, rolling a nat 20 for strength. At this point our little mage let out a chilling, blood-curdling shriek, and died instantly. Turns out it wasn't a mask, it was his actual face. Our Berserker ripped our mage's face off at his behest, killing him from shock and agony. Then the bewildered Berserker blew a snot rocket into the wet insides of the face that dangled from his fingers, and used it as a sort of biological epoxy to adhere the face awkwardly back onto the wide-eyed, grinning, glistening skull of muscle, cartilage, and teeth. Just wanted to share that with everyone. Thanks.

[@thelostcosmonaut5555]

Stories like this really make me want to get into DnD.

[@Dakotapickle]

Did he get ressurected or something? Or was he dead with a snot mask

[@theothertonydutch]

@@Dakotapickle dead with a snot mask

[@RainStormfront]

Well that was creative! 😅

[@alexisbloodwood5587]

​@@Dakotapickle imagine he woke up with it back on like it was never ripped off and wondering why his face feels so disgusting It's the snot, and it's not his snot

[@doodoobean2621]

I've noticed that when people speak in tongues, mostly every word ends in a vowel. "Kahunana eesha mamana eesha kaheenana mamana meesha." When people speak in tongues, they basically revert back to baby-brained "mama dada" speak.

[@kericadmium1043]

So true! I've noticed that too

[@shadowwatcher531]

It’s basically freestyle gibberish. When you see a made up language in fiction movies and books, they’re usually comprised by the study of linguistics and a combination of legitimate dialects spoken. Tongue speakers aren’t that in depth. They just make it up on the fly. That’s why it gives children playing space aliens.

[@drewgoin8849]

I had a friend who was told a helpful tip, before going to her church (where folks speak in tongues). Just say "a key to my..." and add the name of a car manufacturer: "AkeytomyHonda AkeytomyHonda AkeytomyHonda"

[@doodoobean2621]

@@drewgoin8849 Lol

[@SlothinAintEasy]

It all reverts to that infantile kink

[@Tater4200]

She watched the movie "nope" and started seeing "cloud ships" 😂😂😂

[@FreakTesticals]

Woah, that chicks a dumbass

[@southparkfirefly]

All I could think about was that stupid "Cleeewd" video of that guy turning a cloud into a square "Clewd"

[@yikes5683]

​@@southparkfirefly "cleewd, cleewd, become a squehh shape cleeeeewd"

[@bobhopeless4106]

😅😅😅​@@southparkfirefly

[@zaxon5732]

Totally

[@FrankCostanza82]

An alien choosing Linda as it's vessel is like getting your new car from the scrap yard

[@atmywhitson]

Hey, Greg the grey was low on cash that day! 🚗👽

[@Infantryvet156th]

Your imitations of Linda literally made me laugh until I cried. You should do an entire cartoon sketch of Linda and her cult. I'd pay to see it!

[@Nipplator99999999999]

When I got shot in the Army, my mother said it was because I wasn't praying hard enough and was a emotionless killer. This is a lot like that.

[@Apoc2K]

The opposite side of the "good things happen to me, so I must be a good Christian" coin that so many first world Christians subscribe to is that "bad things happen to others, so they must be bad people".

[@NightmareCo666]

Jeeeezusss! Talk about a proud parent 🫣 Hope you've recovered and doing well though buddy! Know that your service/sacrifice is appreciated by a lot of people incl me

[@LostInTheRush]

play games, win prizes.

[@Reaper-gq5uh]

I had a "Momster" like that, stayed away 8 yrs until she was dying. Then I did the right thing, visited before she passed. Thanks for your military service.

[@jacobboozell455]

Wtf is wrong with ur mom bro??

[@BaronVonTeeVirus]

I’m glad she found people to talk to when she’s not busy microwaving jalapeño poppers at the truck stop.

[@bandit_six5418]

“Hey do you feel brainwashed?” “LINDA SAYS IM NOT 😬”

[@stephenpmurphy591]

People believe this crone?

[@PickleNick7008]

@@stephenpmurphy591 how could they not! Linda is life, Linda is love, Linda is all!

[@dattarsandhar6270]

@@PickleNick7008let’s all love Linda

[@magcat1]

lain reference spotted​@@dattarsandhar6270

[@Mrhouse-k1x]

​​@@PickleNick7008shre- i mean Linda is love Linda is life

[@kamalkaze]

12:51 as a former charistmatic christian who practiced Glossolalia (speaking in tongues) I absolutely love how when you talk to someone about their experience “speaking in tongues” and then someone who has an experience speaking “light language” both of them will describe similar phenomenological feelings.

[@tsundear1731]

I hope Matthew McConaughey plays Linda in the inevitable Netflix docuseries

[@SfoglinoNASA]

Lol

[@aahnecroth]

alright alright alright

[@eldritchbidoof]

actually no joke, Anne Dowd would make a PERFECT Linda if they ever made a movie about her

[@alexbmacca]

I add to your hope on a galactic scale😂

[@SiriusSphynx]

My grandmother once said, "I don't care what the history books say, Linda was Space Jesus."

[@mkohanek]

this lady is the most Linda looking Linda to ever do it 4:38 "walk in" is from Steven King books btw. The townspeople in an area where people from other dimensions would pop in and out called them "walk ins".

[@juneyshu6197]

It started earlier tho, with spiritualist types.

[@mordreek]

It's a ripoff of a cult mentioned at the start of the video, Heaven's Gate, that used the 'walk in' for aliens taking over.

[@mkohanek]

@@mordreek turns out I also spelled "Stephen" King's name wrong haha

[@matthewlinton8555]

Omg thank you! I was trying to remember where I heard walk in. I read that book last year!

[@mkohanek]

@@matthewlinton8555 yeah, song of Susannah. I am currently reading the whole series

[@bridgettemcbride2818]

my mother was Linda’s defamation lawyer for a time, she would have meetings on zoom with her and her group, and can confirm she says some pretty wonky things. My mom tried to get her to turn the whole alien thing into a marketing tool for their restaurant, since she was sticking to that story. Needless to say, she didn’t take the suggestion 😅 when I told her one of our favorite KZbinrs made a video on Profundity Yours, it made our entire night

[@NightmareCo666]

Whooaaaa get your mother to spill the beans and details! We need to know more!!!

[@ohno6325]

@@NightmareCo666 right!

[@ContactsNfilters]

Too funny. Yes market that alien themed restaurant. I knew a lawyer that was talking to someone from the "House of Yahweh" cult near Abilene Texas, but the phone didn't disconnect when they guy hung up and somehow he found out that one of the three letter organizations was listening in. This was over a decade ago. 😂

[@Superabound2]

​@@NightmareCo666yeah bro, that's a pretty hefty ethical violation and he definitely shouldn't do that unless he wants to get his mom disbarred

[@obi-wankenobi2392]

@@Superabound2only if the meetings weren’t public. Some things would be attorney client privledge but not all

[@jesipohl6717]

one of the people in her cult is defo an undercover FBI investigator

[@JewWithAClue]

That woman has smoked no less than 10 cartons of cigarettes this year

[@Dronebertios_World]

This month*

[@xxskizzumxx]

More than that I'm sure. When I smoked I went through a carton a week

[@lynnkayee1015]

I'm pretty sure she surpassed that in March.

[@ishitthenigiggle]

10 cartons is nothing little bro 😂 the average smoker is hitting around 15 16 cartons a year

[@XxLeafCatxX]

This is literally my room mate. He's in his late 40s and in his fantasy world he is an alien vampire god that created the universe. He calls himself Dracul of Orin. He has like 10 wives some of which are marvel and dc characters like jean grey. His children are the riders of the apocalypse. Behind the moon he has a fleet of Gundams and Yuatja (the aliens from predator) And tamed Xenomorphs from the alien franchise waiting to invade earth on his command. He has reincarnated a shit ton of times and he apparently ran millionaire construction company that dealt with China and Japan. He is best friends with the hells angels and Meat Loaf. He thinks mars is 8 times bigger than the earth. He's 5'2 wears a weird hat that looks like its from Van Helsing, and a long leather trench coat. He has long hair and is balding up front and when i pointed it out he said he shaves it like that in honor of Klingon warriors. He says he cant eat garlic cause it will kill him yet he eats little Caesars bread sticks that have garlic butter on them. He claims he has some disease called porphyria and upon looking it up it looks like its a "vampire" disease and he claims that that is why he didn't get covid cause the porphyria "Looked at covid coming into his body and said NOPE! and Bitch slapped it." ...... I could go on. I lock my bedroom door at night.

[@calebpribyl5152]

You know I actually got this episode idea about a cult (if you wanna hear about it!)

[@RisingRevengeance]

Sounds like the type of unhinged that can be fun to talk to every now and then, I love having a beer with some actual nutjobs. I'd never live with one though.

[@XxLeafCatxX]

@@RisingRevengeance it used to be but after awhile it has gotten annoying. when i mention anything science related he will just use his world to say that im wrong. i pretty much just let him win every argument now cause its pointless to argue with him. i just nod and say mhmm.

[@XxLeafCatxX]

@@RisingRevengeance example: he thinks Amber Heard should have gotten alcohol poisoning from stepping in alcohol with a cut on her foot..... History related: he says the Me 262 Never saw combat despite me showing him tons of proof of veterans saying they fought them. "i was there i would know!" he says

[@RisingRevengeance]

@@XxLeafCatxX Yeah I get that, why I said "every now and then". I'm sure they're unbearable to deal with everyday when it's constantly the same old nonsense.

[@itisyebadger]

I bet Linda’s average breakfast is 1 gallon of gravel and 100 cigs.

[@deadshot0908]

We have to feed her. We have to feed her gravel.

[@kissarococo2459]

@@deadshot0908 Or she becomes angry! (seriously apt reference to one of the best cult parody on KZbin)

[@Flesh_Wizard]

500 CIGARETTES 🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯

[@coyote4936]

And black coffee with ashes in it

[@alexisbloodwood5587]

​@@Flesh_Wizard I really wish we could comment gifs because that was my exact thought lmao

[@alexcarter8807]

"Diamondizing" sounds like Simonizing, which would occur to someone so big they bathe at the local car wash.

[@DisposableSupervillainHenchman]

Linda sounds like she’s possessed by the janitor Scruffy from “Futurama”.

[@limitlesspursuit]

@@DisposableSupervillainHenchman this made me giggle but Scruffy is much nicer and wouldn’t take advantage of anyone.

[@deijix]

BAHAHA

[@DrHellcat]

More sci-fi from Linda, she might be onto something.

[@Th3Sabator45]

second

[@ahardworker2154]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

[@brandon7482]

1:06 she looks like the drunk next door neighbor that always wants to talk but your always trying to avoid her.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

And you do that because the one time you took pity on her and indulged her, she yammered on for three uninterrupted hours about NOTHING of importance

[@KingOfAlsgravia]

The "walk in" is actually straight stolen from Heaven's Gate. Both of the Applewhites BOTH said they were "walk ins", same wording, and that Marshall Applewhite has the same walk in alien Jesus had.

[@oldhaglady62]

If I can recall, there was a woman who supposedly communicated with people who died….ruth Montgomery, she wrote a bunch of new age books and one was about so called walk ins. I recall reading all that bonkers stuff years ago, the middle 80’s. I’ll try to find a link to her mess… en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Montgomery

[@Sokofeather]

Ask yourself why these cultists always claim to be specifically Jesus and use claims of identity from specifically the abrahamic Old testament. Whatever's inside them knows what it wants to portray itself as. They're not Christians or theyd follow Jesus unironically instead of making a mockery of it

[@Dakotapickle]

​@@Sokofeatheror its cause its the most common religion and the most manipulatable. If everyone has had it shoved down their throats ofc they know tf it is

[@ohno6325]

@@Sokofeather hows the kool-aid

[@Sokofeather]

@@KingOfAlsgravia It's full of Red Dye # 40 because there crazy people trying to kill us lol

[@Bobbb-f3i]

I was flicking through shorts and found a lady who believes the sun has been replaced cos it used to be brighter. Even more scary was the comments. I couldn't resist talking to a few and someone firmly believes the sun was swapped by nasa and when I asked how they dod it with noone noticed she saod "duh in the dark" I replied "lol I flat earther too?" She said no and started boasting about all the timezones she'd been to and while in a concorde once she could see the curve. I almost pissed myself laughing but replied with " so, you know the earth is round and therefore half is always in light and always in dark and therefore there is no in the dark for the whole planet is there. So, I ask again, how dod nasa do this with noone noticing?"

[@primarchicarus7099]

Here before KZbin takes it down

[@Mr_Frequency]

Good call, I'm downloading it right now. Edit, done downloading, I'll reupload to my channel if it gets taken down.

[@GigaCat-vy3vz]

Damn you, Susan.

[@CrazyMonopoly-tm8ik]

Fr

[@aysanalikhanloo9813]

Same here😂

[@bonelord42069]

On god

[@stuffnthings6191]

For those wondering: "The Alpha and the Omega" is a title of God in the bible. "I Am" is another title of God in the bible. She is making at least two direct claims that she is God.

[@DankrumStar]

Alpha and Omega are the first and last letter in the Greek alphabet. So God is saying “I am the beginning and the end”

[@FreakTesticals]

She is, did you know god was also sexually assaulted by someone before getting his powers?

[@BCreeper]

​@@DankrumStarAre these things something they don't teach in America?

[@RiskOfPain]

@@BCreeperThat's right. Only alphabet we needs tah know is "U" "S" and "A"

[@stephenpmurphy591]

​@@BCreeperAmerican education teaches useless nonsense. Mathematics has been deemed racist. Standard English has been deemed racist. Truthful history has been deemed racist, misogynistic, homophopic, transphobic, non binaryphobic, Xenophobic and really really offensive.

[@chris94931]

Of course she walked into her new vessel right after 4/20 in 2014

[@Magicalwolfgamer]

Yup 😂!!! She was probably high 😂 😂

[@AmazonEspionage]

Your channel is my safe space; I am depressed but slowly improving on meds, and I am constantly seeking out humorous content to make me feel fleeting moments of happiness. Your channel is wonderful, never change, you don’t know how many people you may be helping who are also in the very dark place of depression.

[@iamthedonkeyshame]

"A higher being uses LimeWire" 💀

[@The_Sharktocrab]

"I am" is how god refers to himself in the exodus story. Moses asks who is speaking to him and god says "I am that I am"

[@The_Sharktocrab]

@@industrialnightmaredimension it translates into many things, none of which are more precise or accurate than the others. Not once did I say it was a name or even a title, I said its how God refers to himself, which is correct

[@rustyletsplays3848]

@@The_Sharktocrabit also says, “I Am has sent me to you”

[@warrensmith6214]

Wasn't that Popeye?

[@mrzarter4227]

Sounds like popeye

[@stephenpmurphy591]

Popeye doesn't speak archaic Hebrew.

[@harlequin-grim]

It really is depressing how hard artists work to create quality art or content or whatever and grow a supporter base and then somebody with paranoid schizophrenia waltzes onto a Facebook page and rambles absolutely bullshit and cons literally millions of dollars. It's so fucked.

[@jefferson808]

I want the drugs that make clouds look like cloaking devices for alien ships and also makes me think I’m piloting a spaceship and not driving a shitty 2002 Hyundai Elantra.

[@ChrisMustard]

She was great in The Goonies as Momma Fratelli "your the one they call Mouth ain't cha!?" ha golden.

[@HorrorHermitofHell]

And when she was thrown from a train 😆 🤣

[@tacos420.7]

Bro she looks related to Shane the comedian from Joe rogans show, same name too that’s wild

[@GingerNorseman]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@henrylivingstone2971]

“You wanna play pirate! Go on let’s play pirate! Walk the plank!” 😂😂😂

[@sairaeats]

I do watch her sometimes, I've always thought mom from Goonies 😂

[@Bwainuna]

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say do NOT drink the Kool Aid at her restaurant.

[@FreakTesticals]

I played Far cry 5, who wants to help me liberate

[@helvetika7173]

Holy crap - this lady sounds so familiar. On of my old jobs (almost 8 years ago), I was just starting a job that had me going into a security office at 6a sharp to get a day pass in order to access my work site. I had to do this for several months until my regular ID was approved and the day pass was no longer needed. So every morning, I waited in this office very similar to a DMV, waited for my number to be called and then went and sat down at a desk with one of the ID office folks to give them my papers and get my pass. It would take a little while to process everything and, in the meantime, I'd usually make some small talk or something with the person processing my paperwork. There was a lady named Linda that worked there who I and another co-worker got on several occasions that looked like her and talked NON-STOP about watching sci-fi movies and tying it in in nonsensical ways with new age philosophy. I'd swear she mentioned having smoked crack in her past and my co-worker and I would always laugh about some of the wild things she said. This video unlocked that memory for me haha.

[@alexcarter8807]

This post needs to get a lot more attention.

[@spectreluna]

Was it in Texas by any chance?

[@helvetika7173]

@@spectreluna no, it was in Virginia haha.

[@jacewerner9678]

“You see this blue outline” yes Linda that’s called varicose veins

[@LikEaPhoX81]

Comes on in and sits on down.

[@fltngmmth]

how ya doin? how ya doin?

[@sabagecabage7828]

My therapist: ​@@fltngmmth

[@matt.stevick]

welcome to the papa meat channel!

[@PileOfStones]

wait you little funny alien lookin guy are you a walk in?

[@CouscousEnjoyer]

"Comes"

[@42saram42]

She threatened to take her skin cloak off and I don't want her to carry through on taking anything off at all.

[@venomsnigle44]

Thanks Papa meat for putting out another video, I almost couldn't handle another minute of my mundane and boring existence without a new video but now my strength and resolve have been restored!!

[@Hugh-Man0006]

Lol dude its dollar tree Scientology.

[@johnmiller100]

I live a town over from the cult. One of my co-workers has been to their property to work on generators. He said they had very attractive women on a side by side. Thought they were trying to tempt him to join. Crazy having that going on 10 miles away. Thanks for the video. Your spot on

[@ThatsABigYikes]

Damnit, looks like I'm joining

[@vaenkhar7236]

Oh yeah attractive womens to lure peoples, a big cult classic

[@Zilch.0]

So you're saying he met Linda and her girlfriends in person? What an honor!

[@christopherandrews9232]

Attractive women you say???

[@resedia8989]

Unfortunately my elderly mother fell victim to more than 3 separate cults. They promised transcendence,wealth, knowledge about the “true” purpose of life. She was desperate into finding the “answers” and to be connected to people whom had the same mindset. If only she would donate her money that there would be promise of a Mansion and servants after transcendence. She was on a fixed income and the leaders knew. One claimed to be a reincarnation of an apostle from the Bible. She would question why her prayers weren’t answered. If only she spent hours having bible studies and donations of money that she would have the truth. They made her question her devotion to the “cause”. She had to donate her money often or else she would be ostracized from the community.

[@CatBxtchNami]

It is always annoying when the person is a family member.

[@Window4503]

The sad thing is that the Bible itself warns about this in 1 Timothy 3:1-9.

[@CatBxtchNami]

@@Window4503 And it is also the part where it is stated a - "silent woman is a gift sent by God" - and that their only purpose is to give birth.

[@ravenger5672]

@@Window4503That’s what I’ve always found so confusing. Multiple passages of the bible say in some way, “Thou shalt have no other Gods before me”. Yet people very blatantly worship humans as God/Vessels all throughout Abrahamic religion’s history. According to their own religion even the POPE would be blasphemous, let alone televangelists. It seems all anyone has to say is, “Hey, that guy who said never to listen to anyone except specifically him? He’s whispering in my ear right now! You can’t hear him but I can, lemme talk for him... He says... give me money!”. Do any of them actually believe anything?

[@Reaper-gq5uh]

@@CatBxtchNami OH NO! 🤮😵‍💫

[@BlurkSneets]

She straight up ripped off another cult by the name of love has won

[@claritysabbath4943]

First thing I thought of as I watched this. We'll see if she too ends up in a back bedroom mummified and wrapped in Christmas lights. 😬

[@casperjames6118]

That’s the first thing I thought of during the beginning of this video!

[@Sentientcrabpee]

Love Has Won has got to be one of the weirdest tragic cult happenings that people got to watch be born, escalate, and then come to a head all online. The woman who ran that cult was a lot like Linda here, but that's not surprising since cult leaders aren't really that creative - they all tend to recycle similar beliefs and talking points.

[@supershrek993]

Can’t wait to google “Emerald Ranch Cult Massacre” in 5-10 years 😁

[@superquasigalaxygamer6297]

💀

[@IrishDroid]

Already in RDR2 if you play that way. 😆

[@Juggy1111]

This woman saying she's am like Allied Mastercomputer. But realistically, she does seem like the type to blow up the world and keep five people as pets.

[@trashteamracing8262]

In the Bible, when God appears to Moses as a burning bush and Moses asks who he is, God says "I am who I am". She's saying she's God, basically.

[@ineophobe]

​@@trashteamracing8262ah so god is the computer from I have no mouth yet I must scream

[@UnreliableistYT]

@@ineophobeI mean, the five survivors kinda see him as one.

[@ediblebeercans]

I have no mouth but I must ice cream

[@Chic_Ken]

​@@ediblebeercansup the butt

[@thepuzzlemaster64]

Oh god, I've actually met someone multiple times that was similar to Linda. Though, he didn't have a cult...or if he did, he wasn't forceful about me joining it. I met the guy when I was running a computer repair business. He was the only regular customer I had, and it was mostly because he didn't know how computers worked...to the point where he regularly forgot how to use the copy/paste function on Word, and would constantly want me to print and scan things. Dude was a mess. He was abused as a child, ran away from home, took a ton of drugs, and got schizophrenia (and that's just scratching the surface). He runs a little community/charity of like-minded people (as in, they were equally screwed in the brain) that do paintings and "sound poetry" (basically poems written in a garbled english. Not as hard to read as it sounds) to help ease their trauma. Not sure how successful it is, but it's been running for at least a good 2-3 decades (if not more). Although, one thing that I've noticed in his book that he gave me is that he likes to make-up his backstory. He talks about how he's an alien born on the moon or something, and it's just nonsensical rambles. Even when talking to him he'd get distracted by a bunch of things (mostly seeing imaginary things due to his schizophrenia), and would have the massive "epiphany moment" where he'd correlate some non-sense to something simple as plugging a USB in his computer. All to say that it wouldn't surprise me Linda in this video is also schizophrenic.

[@deijix]

She’s either schizophrenic, or deeply in a religious psychosis and/or split personality due to trauma.

[@bmxt939]

I can understand why abused and just traumatized, repressed person's psychologically invest into fake language practices. Like English is my second language and I feel like I can say and think anything that I'm ashamed or scared to say in my native tongue, which kinda intertwined with all the social, familial and other rules, stereotypes , etc. Talking and thinking in a second language feels like a safe room inside your mind or kinda like little mental migration. Nonsense talk may be used in so called dynamic meditation for same reasons - for overcoming inner censorship and for expressing repressed feelings that are now that old, that you can't really comprehend them in any way atm. And cult leaders just exploit this freeing power that one can use for hes/her psychological unwinding without getting into weird new age cults.

[@Scrimblescromble]

Poor guy

[@thepuzzlemaster64]

@@Scrimblescromble Yeah, made me feel bad for taking his money at points because he'd give me $100 just for printing like 20 pages for him. No matter how many times I told him no and that it's way too high, he'd just insist that I take his money He's still a good guy deep down, it's just that he's a little too generous and trusting sometimes.

[@Reaper-gq5uh]

@@thepuzzlemaster64 His "donors" gave it to him.

[@chudwick6516]

Okay, at first I was skeptical, but then she said "the cloud ships being cloaked by the clouds", and how do I give her all my vast wealth?

[@warbossgegguz679]

3:04 this is because god's name in Hebrew (Yahweh or Jehovah) is the same as the Hebrew phrase for "I am". So she's literally saying she is both 1/2 alien, 1/2 human, AND God incarnate... and her help can be yours for just $500 a session :D Edit: Enough people have "Akshully'd" me that I'll bother saying it, the name given in Exodus 3:14 that translates to "I am" is "Ehyeh" not "Yahweh", but the actual point of what I was saying still stands. She is still trying to claim that she's literally god incarnate. I think it's a pretty understandable mistake given most translations of scripture don't leave hyper-specific parts in Hebrew but translate everything else outside of Tanakh versions of the OT (and most of the translation is the same as other Masoretic translations anyways), but I forgot how the internet works :P

[@ShrexyGuy]

It makes sense. I totally remember the passage when Christ charged Mary for lessons...

[@Hath.0]

Hebrew God charging $500 for help?🫣

[@warbossgegguz679]

@@ShrexyGuy Whenever I hear these weird cults about aliens and divine/demonic beings being the same thing, all I can think of is either "they played the doom series" or "they read the book of Mormon".

[@ShrexyGuy]

@warbossgegguz679 I always forget about the aliens in the Book of Mormon 🤣

[@MiddleAgedPlumber]

​@@ShrexyGuywonder if christ made a million off selling the cross

[@sparklingsn]

Hey Hunter, I've been going through a tough year and your videos have been very helpful for my sanity and mental health. Thank you so much. Your references, humor along with the edits of this video(shout out to your team), has me rolling. Again, thank you, your videos mean so much to me.

[@yoavbenclaudia3073]

The scariest part are not people like this woman. It’s those who follow people like her.

[@samhall7385]

Your gonna feel real dumb when we all get on Linda's space ship without you

[@sarahlynn5273]

The people that follow cult leaders are usually incredibly vulnerable and mentally unwell, the people that take advantage of them and manipulate them by worsening their mental health for their own financial gain are much scarier imo

[@simpleplan100687]

I've been smoking 16 packs a day and drinking two 40s along side the smoking to prepare this vessel for the next walk in. You're gonna regret those words when my ass becomes the 2nd moon when Linda's spaceship picks us up

[@swillieplays]

Or both

[@yeeyeeyeeye]

It's more the fact that Linda is clearly taking advantage of vulnerable people and using them to spread her bs. The fact that she specializes in trauma therapy says enough.

[@colestorch]

17:45 The candle thing is straight from the Roald Dahl Henry Sugar book

[@baseddoggie]

"I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!" - Linda, Evil Dead 2 (1987)

[@talesfromhenrietta]

“Swallow this!”

[@Mrhouse-k1x]

​@@talesfromhenrietta😩

[@stephengrahn9361]

I Am is how the Lord referred to Himself when he appeared as a burning bush to Moses

[@chilledxaura]

That’s my favorite phrase in the Bible

[@RyanReenBattikh]

I can't imagine reading the Tanakh and being like "I am Yahweh"

[@LizStaples]

Some of the earliest new age cultist were the I Am Movement en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22I_AM%22_Activity

[@rosemadder5547]

Its amazing how far you can go if you're okay with preying on the vulnerable

[@theflail]

Yo, literally had the exact same thought XD

[@xxskizzumxx]

She's clearly a sociopath, she can't comprehend other people's sufferings

[@FireBirdTheEpic]

Your editor deserves a raise. Homie does brilliant work

[@stupiditydistributor]

Here 58 seconds after it’s posted, perhaps *I am in a cult.*

[@winslowblues5945]

This channel is gold

[@mhw4658]

like number 69 here and hail the Lord Hunter

[@Groovylonglegs]

@@winslowblues5945no it’s meat

[@ticket2space]

Bought some gamersupps and got a flavor I didn't even want cause it's hunters

[@RattusNorvegicusJr]

I would join this cult

[@chayz1884]

“You can’t be a galactic commander cuz look at your body” has me dead 💀😂. She got so defensive for her “position”

[@GeorgeSweet]

Papa should open a ram ranch for the viewers to pay $12 and see cowboys playing grab ass on his vast estate.

[@NopeNope-gnos]

Damn a ram ranch reference in the wild is crazy

[@manhathaway]

Simply too good to be true my friend

[@thepuddingstealer]

I would pay for that

[@thomasgarza9614]

⁠@@thepuddingstealeraverage “jschlatt” viewer

[@thepuddingstealer]

​@@thomasgarza9614 average case of "diarrhea"

[@hamsterhamstermann1907]

I could watch this man a whole work week. I'm addicted

[@RemixedYoshi]

Dont forget a lady was charging woman 200-2000$ to slam sticks in a forest

[@ineophobe]

meditation in reverse

[@RemixedYoshi]

@ineophobe it was called a rage ritual which is funny imagine paying money to act like a toddler...

[@brendanthedreamer]

@@RemixedYoshi I mean rage rooms are in fact a thing, where you pay money to destroy a set of something like a kitchen.

[@RemixedYoshi]

@brendanthedreamer we know that but those ladies don't

[@xxskizzumxx]

Epic grifting. Just parting rich women with their money and nobody gets hurt, except the sticks of course

[@Tom-ip4lt]

Love how papa starts imitating her dead on, then changes to a spot on Mason Verger from Hannibal imitation

[@gapped-solids7]

Being born and raised in rural Texas, I’ve grown to know that people here aren’t just normally religious. Seeing many houses with at least 7-10 crosses on walls frequently. God forbid we forget Waco, hell I lived not too far from that place.

[@deeriggs3319]

East Texas here and YES!! Churches on every damn corner sometimes across the street from each other.. people love their Jesus around here.

[@atmywhitson]

​@@deeriggs3319I'd take a Texan church on every corner over thugs who will rob you in broad daylight for $2 carrying illegal Glocks "holding down the block" 😑 Living in an inner city low income housing AKA the projects has 💯% jaded me to the max. Get me back to the country or in 10 years I'll sound like Linda! Fk 😅✊😃🔫

[@seitanbeatsyourmeat666]

My family is from Waco, and my zealot mother had a wall of crosses 😂 I couldn’t shake the dirt of that place off my feet fast enough (see what I did there?). I’m the black sheep and I do not care. They are psychopaths… I could see my mother following this woman. She once told me she audibly heard the devil speak to her. I told her to see a psychiatrist

[@SouthwestStud88]

at around when 1:20 when you mentioned she's giving off local tail at the bowling alley vibes i about lost it and i as i was laughing then i saw your shirt ieat gravel i couldnt stop laughing for 2 mins! ty for being YOU!

[@popejaimie]

Why does "Profundity Yours" just make me think "Serenity Now!"

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

Serenity now, insanity later.

[@willybe6427]

Hoochie mama!

[@atmywhitson]

Hahahaha! 😅😂

[@woadblue]

Aliens can walk into any human being and chose a near death toad wart for their vessel. Mmmmk.

[@RichardJohnson-z7n]

Ive been in a cult before, and anytime someone has to say their 'thing' is not a cult. It almost always is.

[@Mehmehmeh746]

Jehovah’s Witness?

[@Zero-fg2tm]

@@Mehmehmeh746Mormons always had a cult vibe to me

[@obi-wankenobi2392]

@@Zero-fg2tmyeah that’s cause the founder had a child bride and was tried for fraud in court

[@jefferyorton1723]

No. They ALWAYS are a cult.

[@filiperosa7496]

​​@@jefferyorton1723 You're a cult lider, if you say nothing, you're confirming by silent, if you say that you're not a cult lider that means that you're a cult lider

[@toastedtoastontoast]

i grew up in a religious cult. Being on the outside is like whiplash because you’re like “how tf did I believe that stuff”

[@PsychedelicStorm]

I’m pretty sure Linda has meningitis. I knew someone years ago who was describing similar things like blue, pink, and purple clouds when the clouds looked normal to me. She also started talking about weird stuff, not aliens specifically but she talked about seeing angels. She ended up passing away a year or two after being diagnosed. So I’m pretty sure Linda won’t live long enough to form a substantial cult following. Kind of sad watching this because I saw the slow deterioration of the mental state and her senses of reality slipping away from her. Meningitis is very scary because the individual infected with the disease won’t know most of the time until it’s too late. It’s also a ticking time bomb and kills and manifests various hallucinations at different rates of progression.

[@somethingtodowithcat]

wow thats pretty damn sad dude

[@BarbieDreamDungeon]

Maybe she can go back to the stars like she wanted

[@PsychedelicStorm]

@@somethingtodowithcat yeah, that’s what I thought too. She was a good person. Her hallucinations were very real to her. I just glad she wasn’t going through paranoid hell like it looks like Linda might be going through, if she’s experiencing symptoms of meningitis. She could be undiagnosed mental issues. Hope all is well for you and something amazing happens to you today ✌️

[@ness7342]

I had encephalomeningitis (brain eating ameba induced), and the CDC caught it. Showed up at my school (i was in 11th grade) just as my body was locking up (I couldn’t walk or turn my head or think, i was okay with dying bc I couldn’t process it) bc they heard I was exposed from another patient i was with that day. They just gave me a couple IVs and then I was totally fine. It was caught on day two. It usually kills on day three.

[@borisstojanovic6646]

Get boomers internetless again!

[@FrostDrive]

Hahahaah😂😂 YES

[@peachdog1193]

They invented it tho...

[@A-1-Sawce]

Fuck no I love watching/reading the unhinged shit boomers post. Shits a goldmine

[@Ranzoe813]

​@peachdog1193 might have tbf, but the development and implementation goes to genx/mellinials...

[@Paramed-Nic]

Couldn't agree more 😂

[@heatherfrank7433]

I seriously want to hear what a psychologist would have to say about this level of coping with trauma.

[@user-rx7pd1xv4k]

Yeah I was more interested in that actually too. I'm wondering how a psychotic break like that happens. Wondering who she was before the event... I wonder if there are clues as to why these particular delusions came up.

[@L337Koala]

2:14 imagine my confusion when i was trying to figure out why the cult leader was suddenly speaking from inside the room directly to the presenter.

[@thebetacollection4373]

There was a cult based out of a town called Crestone in Colorado called "Love has won" and i think you would enjoy their antics and tomfoolery

[@thestraydog]

Dude, that "Mother God" lady and her goobers were absolutely unhinged, but I guess once you're so deep into delusion you can't really see reality

[@tictaktoes]

That does sounds like something that would come from Colorado. I’m sure that the cult was ran by a wook with a ketamine problem too

[@deeriggs3319]

The one they did that docu about called holy hell would be a grand papa meat vid too lol.. WILD story!

[@bassboi02]

Her referring herself as "I Am" means she's claiming to be God. She's literally claiming to be the next Jesus. The blasphemy is palpable

[@flip_tzm]

Not to mention she has 12 close followers and her very clear reference to Revelation with her preparing for "144,000 refugees." This lady took blasphemy 101 in college and ran

[@crimsonsusage5617]

Yesh shes just copying the bible lol. These cults are for people who want salvation without giving up carnal things. They want to cut the cake and eat it too. They want everything for nothing, and that's exactly what the successful cults promise. And also, there's usually an orgy or drugs or both. Some people just want that lol

[@grantreborn]

Why wouldn't the alien walk into a better looking vessel with less plaque in their arteries?

[@ViolentAurora]

As a society, we collectively need to keep an eye on eachother to some extent. It's important to at least keep an eye on people and groups like these just to make sure everyone stays safe and no one is getting taken advantage of in the realm of her convincing people to end themselves or others. We do, hear me out, live in a society lol and we gotta look after eachother. These are adults, we can't tell them what to do. But, keeping an eye on them to make sure no one gets hurt or ended.

[@billmelater6470]

You're looking at it all wrong. It's not "ending themselves" it's MAID.

[@Mehmehmeh746]

They’re going to take over Marietta and that poor town is going to become a folk legend

[@RebelInTheF.D.G]

You ever have a bad day at work and find yourself contemplating starting a cult? I mean if she can do it, anyone can. I want a ranch and free landscapers...

[@Thraakull]

that is the shocking part: the fact that not everyone can do it. And like hunter has said: folks like this, that is cult leaders and cult memembers are probably one of the most sociopathic, manipulative folks - to be manipulative you have to have some, well, at least smart ideas.

[@Rey-it3sg]

​@Thraakull as long as you claim to be a part or sect of Christianity, in America at least, yes you can do it too. Hasn't worked for any other religions... but for Christianity it works VERY well. Be it Mormon, Baptist, Catholic, etc. If you claim to be sent by the Christian God, at that point you can claim anything else and it won't sound crazy to other Christians. Bam, easy followers, easy cult.

[@RebelInTheF.D.G]

@@Rey-it3sg There's been quite a few "successful" cults in the US that weren't Christian.

[@operation_turtle]

​​@@Rey-it3sgits because christianity's at its core stems from an apocalyptic and doomsday sect of judaism waiting for the second coming of the messiah at the end times.

[@Nkzta]

She sounds like my nephew when he is explaining how he will be astronaut when he's older.

[@WinkLinkletter]

Little known fact: all messiahs have a smoker's voice; close your eyes and you would have sworn it was Tom Waits up there delivering 'The Sermon on the Mount'.

[@kBarBeats]

remember kids: even if you look like a rusty old beer keg that fell from a truck and landed into a pit of menthol cigarettes mixed with old pizza grease, you still can become a cult leader !

[@autumnboffen5598]

Thank you. I guess I have found my calling in life 😂.

[@nightmaras]

24:57 As someone who unknowingly joined a small cult in college, I appreciate that you included this part to the video. A nice little bookend to the comedic reporting throughout. (sidebar, the one I joined doesn't have a name or anything but it was a new-agey, kinda Heaven's Gatey, kinda Twin Flames Universe-y.)

[@Doctrinaaaa]

Im very curious could you tell more about it and what it was if youre comfortable ofc pls?

[@SMSmediaservices]

Around 08:35 , “Im gonna contact the fleet of ships and we’re gettin’ out of this moootherfuuuuucker”. The timing, nuance and convincing echo of that imitation is the core essence of what makes this channel work. It’s comedy gold, and one of those moments that I couldn’t help but rewind it countless times laughing my ass off. Thank you for making my day by being your goofy ass self, it’s why I love ya and keep coming back 😂

[@WilliamDouglas-me6zw]

3:02 she might be referencing a book called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream where the villain A.M. says “I AM”

[@xBigBenx]

There was a comment on your last video calling you Father Flesh and I can’t stop thinking about it.

[@cogline9]

Sounds like a priest (or perhaps former priest) who runs a strip club in a Duck til Dawn type of horror/action flick.

[@panthercat38]

Patriarchal Pastrami

[@kameronharrington5478]

Paternal Pork

[@spanky79797]

This woman reminds me of Sloths mother in The Goonies. The evil old woman who was trying to catch and kill the kids.

[@someguy350]

I just imagine her saying "500 cigarettes."

[@leahmattingly3154]

I recently found your channel and I can't stop watching

[@Jenny-rw7em]

Same since yesterday! ❤

[@phothl]

I also like to think I’m an intergalactic genius when my life falls apart