"I'm gonna fucking Home Alone this shit" -D&D mastermind
@eriks17368 жыл бұрын
Yotam Shitrit right?
@raginginnuendo41138 жыл бұрын
Their trap was messed up when you think about it...
@vee_kay217 жыл бұрын
Yotam Shitrit I'm gonna have my sorcerer set up a trap like this one day and use that line
@dravenboquet74167 жыл бұрын
It'd be funnier if they walked through a different entrance
@garcon458 жыл бұрын
as soon as i heard "the moment someone walks through that door," i knew exactly how it would end. had a feeling throughout, but that sealed it.
@LS-sp5hr7 жыл бұрын
garcon45 same
@aschfonfabreplays7 жыл бұрын
hello i know u @garcon
@cameronsmith30477 жыл бұрын
No the wax sealed it
@Bogwedgle8 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard "As soon as someone walks through the door" alarm bells started going off in my brain. Your GM is like a genie, he'll always give you what you ask for, especially if it's not what you wanted.
@PrincessFelicie8 жыл бұрын
I saw the punchline from hundred of miles ahead. A true evil mastermind never enters a room first.
@taddad26418 жыл бұрын
nope they actually do. arrogance and all that.
@Chichaetomate8 жыл бұрын
but on this case, he would call them to his throne or something
@JohnSmith-xf1zu8 жыл бұрын
If I was DM, I would be so torn between sending the gnome vs sending the master, just out of the sheer brilliance of the plan.
@PrincessFelicie8 жыл бұрын
John Smith That's true. Logic dictates that the gnome enters first, but at the same time you gotta reward that imagination effort from the players. It's a tricky subject for sure.
@Kreiser_VII8 жыл бұрын
Knowing Jared, it was obvious a gnome would fall
@mestre128 жыл бұрын
oh, this one also need to be animated. I really want to see the trap going on.
@partialbullet22157 жыл бұрын
I agree
@karlhyetravelerofworlds6 жыл бұрын
Then we are 3
@batterylevellow54736 жыл бұрын
The 4th man speaks, compliance is his message!
@forcedcomedy62715 жыл бұрын
I am lucky number 5, someone must mke it
@kryvian5 жыл бұрын
lol animator on suicide watch.
@Ronin111111118 жыл бұрын
You could make your channel entirely focused on D&D and I wouldn't complain.
@roach93978 жыл бұрын
I second this.
@BrenTenkage8 жыл бұрын
Third this, hell make a new Channel, call it DMJared
@austinstone82158 жыл бұрын
Funny you mention that, as his channel name back when Jared first left ScrewAttack WAS called DMJared before it got finalized to the ProJared we know today.
@JackalB48 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough I didn't notice the name change from DMJared to ProJared until you pointed it out today.
@starpencil8 жыл бұрын
But I love his reviews :(
@firerulezz1168 жыл бұрын
i feel so sorry for that gnome.
@jordanhoke90258 жыл бұрын
you and me both bro
@jaebeeart36838 жыл бұрын
And the moral of this story is: give the DM even half a chance, and they will throw your carefully crafted strategy back in your face. >:)
@charlesvane29526 жыл бұрын
strategies dont backfire. plans do
@edcellwarrior4 жыл бұрын
These are the same DMs who squash every creative thing their players try to do, then go online and complain they don't know why their players gave up taking the game seriously and resort to murderhoboing
@DrunkenCoward18 жыл бұрын
Wow, you're rapid firing these episodes. To be honest, I love them. Loved them last year too. On Friday I have my first meeting with my group. My character already stands, a rogueish bard, who believes himself to be of noble descent. And I honestly can't wait on what the first adventure holds for the group I'll be a part of. Also, a friend of mine told me about when she played Pathfinder a while ago (which I'll also be playing), where she played a stupid barbarian brute. The DM made a dragon appear, wanting the team to run away. ...she attacked it. And her team left her. Then she had a huge aerial battle with the dragon that, from what I've heard, was above their levels. ...AND SHE KILLED IT.
@MegaShadowblast8 жыл бұрын
Second time I see you without hundreds of likes! Getting out of steam, ya drunken wretch?
@TheXBladeist8 жыл бұрын
That is badass.
@alangrat8 жыл бұрын
Your character already stands? Is that a JoJo reference?
@DrunkenCoward18 жыл бұрын
Yes it is. Everything is a JoJo reference after all. Did you know that D&D is a JoJo reference?
@hleghe8108 жыл бұрын
MegaShadowblast ?
@joshkorte90208 жыл бұрын
I had a one shot where I bought 50 lbs of soap and in the final boss fight I threw every bar of soap at the mud golem and he eventually slipped and I gave him a bath to wash off all of the mud. Turns out my character's sister was possessed and turned into a giant mud golem. (weirdest night ever)
@jasonheiman87388 жыл бұрын
Josh Korte That is one way to kill a golem
@FireUIVA6 жыл бұрын
only way to kill a golem is to turn their emet into met
@batterylevellow54736 жыл бұрын
@ecchi squid I like this, I'm stealing it
@eeveewithcoffee9554 Жыл бұрын
Well I’m glad you didn’t kill your sister
@CapnShades8 ай бұрын
This is kinda clever... might go and steal that.
@ZorotheGallade8 жыл бұрын
"You know, I'm disappointed. Could there have been lava on top of the spikes? With fire-sharks swimming in it? Could there be more spikes coming from the sides, ready to close and then squash me while stabbing at the same time? How 'bout some laser cannons and upside-down volcanoes?" --AVGN
@CriticalNobody8 жыл бұрын
I want to thank your group for inventing Looney Toons
@zunk_funk7 жыл бұрын
Critical Nobody *Looney Tunes
@blindbeholder97136 жыл бұрын
No?
@tom32941466 жыл бұрын
no, hes right. its looney tunes. but who cares honestly?
@ShadyKnight98 жыл бұрын
Home Alone would have been a very different movie had Kevin made that kind of trap.
@tigerwarrior17878 жыл бұрын
Sticky Bandits did end up in some PAINFULLY STICKY situations.
@lockjaw4678 жыл бұрын
How did they know? How could they tell it was their friendly gnome? Did they put points into their "identify badly burned body with severely melted face" skill? I'm impressed. Most players forget about that skill.
@ishio34098 жыл бұрын
Even if its a burned body with a melted face, the gnome is kinda small and I doubt his body size can be mistaken for that of a human or any other species (maybe a goblin, but I seriously doubt the dungeon boss was a goblin). What I do find weird is that none of them, at any point during the trap, had a chance to realize they are attacking a midget instead of a tall dude. Its not like this entire trap can be instantly executed in less than a second. PS: You could argue its just another gnome, but why would it be? Its more logical to assume that its the same dude you sent to get help...
@lockjaw4678 жыл бұрын
Ishio Kenbu My response is they think the leader is a gnome. I thought the leader is/was a gnome myself. Jared never says they were another race. He said they didn't know their 'leader' was doing evil things with the automatons. One would think the leader of gnomes would be a gnome. I still hold (if that were true and the leader was a gnome) that the carcass, engulfed in flames and a melted face, wouldn't even have clothes left to identify the body. But... I mean, we are debating a fantasy realm.
@taddad26418 жыл бұрын
i think the issue is that it was a tiny ass body.... and more so, it ruins jared's attempt because he had to pull a lotta shit outta his ass. becuase ther eis no way they would not immediately notice that its a gnome. two fo the attacks would missed. hell the sword woulda missed entirely as well
@florentjendrysiak33968 жыл бұрын
Yeah but it's D&D, and Jared was the Dungeon Master, so he was telling the story. All the player knew what they had to do, so they just told "I throw the net" or "I pull the wax into his mouth", and didn't think to ask what the person entering the room looked like. And Jared just described their burned victim after their turn. They surprised the gnome (Surprise is the first step of a D&D combat if it's involving stealth), so he could not take action on that turn. Jared could easily hide the fact that their victim was not the Mastermind during the first seconds of the fight. But I agree some of the attacks must have missed.
@taddad26418 жыл бұрын
Florent Jendrysiak that definitely kinda pulls back the veil a bit with the rpg aspect.
@videofan74128 жыл бұрын
6:11 LOOK AT THIS NET, THAT I JUST FOUND
@CenJohan8 жыл бұрын
WHEN I SAY GO, GET READY TO THROW
@videofan74128 жыл бұрын
GO Throw it at the dungeon boss not me
@ZorotheGallade8 жыл бұрын
Ah, let's try something else. Now watch and learn, here's the ropes He'll slip and slide on this bar of soap!
@ZorotheGallade8 жыл бұрын
It's hard to garble nawdle zuss With all this acid in my mouth *****
@ZorotheGallade8 жыл бұрын
***** Smells like Nirvana - Weird Al Yankovic
@schwarzerritter57248 жыл бұрын
Of course you would bring thunder stones. Raichu and Jolteon are much stronger in their evolved forms.
@donkiwi48888 жыл бұрын
I like your name :D
@eriks17368 жыл бұрын
Schwarzer Ritter lol
@hugofontes57087 жыл бұрын
I always bring some on low levels in case we run in cliche encounters with ordinary animals people always mock me with this joke until the day I scared away a pack of wolves that chased us to a cliff
@ilikecurry23457 жыл бұрын
So is Eelektross!
@legendofdymin6 жыл бұрын
Jolten is great, but Raichu is slower and uglier, unless its alola
@TheGameforestguy8 жыл бұрын
I'm not even into D&D, I just like sitting down for stories with uncle Jared.
@Talon30008 жыл бұрын
Well in D&D and other Pen&Paper-RPGs you get to participate in the story, that's the beautiful thing about them.
@Plasstyre5 жыл бұрын
@@Talon3000 0Or you get to ruin them. I used to play 2nd edition, and I ended up ruining a gigantic quest because I decided to be an ass and literally ripped a walking city in half. Don't ask for specifics please, just know, to this day my friends tell me I did the titanic, and I pissed off our DM. Edit: I can give specifics, if people want it. I'm just not going to post them until they're asked for.
@lastplace33135 жыл бұрын
@@Plasstyre i would also like to know
@Plasstyre5 жыл бұрын
@@lastplace3313 Alright, gather around for a story, I guess. It began with what could have been a one off adventure (we never found out, you'll know why), where we were on a walk plate/dome city (it wasn't made clear which, it was basically a city with mechanical spider legs over a lake). For some reason, when I was younger, I was OBSESSED with taking over cities and reaping the profits. I was the only one that wanted to do that too. So, we got on this GIANT city of dwarves (keep that fact in mind), and I had the not so bright idea to try and take it over. My idea on how? Set one of the houses on fire, and put out the fire when it rages. We would come out looking like heroes, and be treated as kings right? Wrong. No one else in the party was on board with it, for good reason. I climbed a building late at night around the center of the walking city, and set fire to it. Our mage, my brother, climbed up to try and put it out as I got off. I missed a very crucial detail. These were dwarves. Dwarves with explosives. Dwarves that kept explosions in a sole building, so they didn't accidentally hurt their city. So my brother takes a walloping blast in the center of the city, as ALL of their built up explosives go off. Our dwarf flies off into the lake, and gets swallowed by a fish, I hit the water hard, and our god wish barbarian is the only one unphased because he was on shore. The city cracked down the middle from the blast, and split in half, sinking deep into the lake. And that, my good sirs, is how I accidentally did the titanic.
@Plasstyre5 жыл бұрын
Wanted to add, the DM later told us the quest was ON the city, which is why the campaign or one off was ruined.
@Mellion5558 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard the words "the first person to walk through that door." I knew what Jared was planning to do to their elaborate plan. XD Both the plan and the outcome were freaking hilarious!
@pkfreezing8 жыл бұрын
10 Foot Pole is a necessity for the peasant railgun
@MathiasRyuzaki8 жыл бұрын
That... That was fucking brutal.
@Suikage8 жыл бұрын
and that friends, is why i love D&D
@TheBloodswordsman8 жыл бұрын
When your DM is like, "Ya'll being creative? Well Trollololl!"
@tonyrigorous8 жыл бұрын
Chris Perkins?
@ruikirisame17447 жыл бұрын
Now let's all agree to never be creative again
@gotenksta4 жыл бұрын
"Net is not a creative trap"
@atomichaunter25847 жыл бұрын
I used the hallway of traps from Xanathar's Guide to Everything as a boss for a bunch of 3rd-level characters. Pretty fun for them to figure out.
@CRANTIME8 жыл бұрын
beautiful. I usually only buy rope and a grappling hook at the start of the game.
@kabhes90407 жыл бұрын
i only buy a ton of potions but i take everything i find along the way, anything from clothes from my enemies to sticks and nails. and yes i make these types of traps.
@ChoiceSnarf8 жыл бұрын
Now look at this *_N E T_* That I just found! When I say go, be ready to throw! GO! *_T H R O W I T A T H I M N O T M E ! !_*
@theravenpirate47448 жыл бұрын
Choice Snarf WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
@NeoKad998 жыл бұрын
Oh, let's try something else!
@legndofphoenix8 жыл бұрын
Choice Snarf C R U N C H
@Artur-yt6py8 жыл бұрын
Now watch and learn here's the deal
@ADAM186308 жыл бұрын
He's going to slip and slide on this banana peel
@FullPie8 жыл бұрын
and all the gnomes were totally ok with you guys setting up an ellaborate trap?
@Mazer27218 жыл бұрын
FullPie S my thoughts exactly.
@tonyhakston5368 жыл бұрын
+laserbot 28 they didn't know that
@Mazer27218 жыл бұрын
laserbot 28 He mentioned in the beginning that they didn't realize they were enslaved and thought that their master was a good guy. "Listen, bitch!"
@rizzgubstjr85778 жыл бұрын
I think they were in a separate room.
@c3ragard38 жыл бұрын
I love how you can just tell by his reactions and movements how excited Jared is to revisit these memories. And I truly love that he shares those storys with us! Jared is the final reason which brought me to try: D&D. And I love it. Especially because I got the part of the DM and it's a perfect job! So: Thank you Jared for sharing your joyful memories with us! - Greetings from germany!
@Ryotaiku8 жыл бұрын
What's the ratio of Jared being a DM to Jared being a player?
@Blackfir3338 жыл бұрын
Ryotaiku 50/50
@nerdyvids18 жыл бұрын
In his "Worst player ever" video he said he usually DMs
@supernicral8 жыл бұрын
Ryotaiku 99/100
@CM-zs6hh8 жыл бұрын
90:10 is my guess he says he usually DMs and rarely plays
@projared8 жыл бұрын
About 99/100.
@keg79918 жыл бұрын
This needs to be the new zelda month.
@personguy86978 жыл бұрын
I think it is
@scissorman448 жыл бұрын
That's PBG though ._.
@Ranylyn8 жыл бұрын
I was going to say "Now that's what I call PB&J" but then I remembered PB&Jeff is a thing.
@PhyreI3ird8 жыл бұрын
Underscorer How about Peanutbutter Pro Jirard the Finishist?
@ninjabluefyre38157 жыл бұрын
PhyreI3ird Pro-peanutbutter-pletionist.
@AHeroAlmost8 жыл бұрын
Could someone animate these stories ?
@jellevanderreep73566 жыл бұрын
AHeroAlmost i
@johnwestensnorris63916 жыл бұрын
There is one for the balista bat.
@alucardbunche41973 жыл бұрын
@@johnwestensnorris6391 was just about the say that
@Hawkatana8 жыл бұрын
Wow, you can be evil as a DM, I'd even say Chaotic Evil.
@ExileTwilight8 жыл бұрын
Naw, a chaotic evil DM would throw things at them they couldn't possibly beat or make traps they can't avoid just to "win". Jared (at least here) was a Lawfull Evil DM, following the exact words of his players and abusing that to his advantage.
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat8 жыл бұрын
I'd go so far as to say he was Lawful Good, since he gave them the satisfaction of their trap working and a cool boss battle on top of it. Having cake and eating it, anyone?
@Vera_Nova8 жыл бұрын
ExileTwilight you mean like a 30 x 30 foot trap door triggered by a central pressure plate that drops into a pit filled with flaming spikes, which then closes above them while oil pours into the room from holes located near the top, to finish with a giant boulder that drops into the pit after it fills?
@ExileTwilight8 жыл бұрын
Zeta Phi Something like that, sure.
@tonyhakston5368 жыл бұрын
ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!
@KaiserAfini8 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard the plan, I knew he would use the gnome.
@SolarFlairIsBestPony8 жыл бұрын
Nothing is ever useless, it's just waiting for the right situation :D even the 10 foot pole has at least 3 uses arguably that I can think of.
@joshuahadams8 жыл бұрын
SolarFlair I can think of at least ten. 1. Pokey Stick (5 can be used to poke the Grinch) 2. Pole Vault 3. Spit-roast frame 4. 2 can be used to make a litter with some fabric. 5. You can whack stuff with it. 6. Fishing pole 7. Staff-sling shaft. 8. Tent poles 9. Firewood 10. Boat push pole
@SolarFlairIsBestPony8 жыл бұрын
Well if you're gunna be a showoff :'D I just meant off the top of my head. You managed to get 2 of my uses though. But really 1 and 5 are the same thing. Third one was Using it to trip people.
@RAFMnBgaming8 жыл бұрын
1) Set up as maypole outside goblin encampment, while they are distracted by the festivities steal all their shit. 2) Whittle down one end to be about 4 and a half inches thick, carve a 4 1/2 inch 6 inch deep hole in the other end. Bingo: world's largest wooden condom. 3) Take 2 10 foot poles, wrap the canvas of a tent around them: instant stretcher. 4) Fire a Scorching Ray spell down the centre of the pole and submerge it in water to put out any flames. you now have a didgeridoo. 5) Stop me if you've heard this one before: you walk into town with a cooking pot full of water and a ten foot pole and set up a small campfire, you place the pole in the pot and begin boiling. when people come to ask you what you're doing tell them you're making "10 Foot Pole Soup", and that it's quite delicious. Eventually someone will be adventurous to ask you if they can have some and agree, on the condition they provide an ingredient such as onions, potatoes, carrots, salt or herbs "for seasoning". repeat until you have soup, remove 10 foot pole, serve. 6) Play a Bard. Persuade your GM to allow you to use it as a quaterstaff, Sing "I'll make a man out of you" during every combat to give people Inspiration Die, Get killed for singing "I'll make a man out of you" during every combat. 7) Design Flag, place Flag on the end of pole. Plonk flag in ground and claim that land in the name of your god. if anyone protests remind them that they don't have a flag and you do, "thems the rules". 8) Practice your caber toss skills for when you run into scotsmen, after all it's the one accent literally everybody can do so be prepared for when your GM inevitably falls back on his Sean Connery impression 9) Need to know the time of the day without relying on wind up clocks or magic spells? Set up a sundial, this doesn't work if you're in the underdark but then again there you can just use dangle your leg off the beaten path and your Hitpoints as a countdown timer. 10) Learn to throw 10 ft pole. Take Tablecloth (which is a surface, not an object that can be "closed") and inscribe it with Glyphs of Warding full of damaging spells/explosive runes. Wrap tablecloth around 10 ft pole. Throw into enemy camp. Stand back. (note this only works if you take GoW as written, you probably won't get away with doing this twice.)
@Clawdragoons5 жыл бұрын
If one of those isn't using it to stimulate a giant's prostate, then you're a very different person than I am.
@0SC23 жыл бұрын
11: Peasant Railgun
@Lulink0138 жыл бұрын
Saw it comming but it's weird none of the party members noticed it was the gnome they saw 10min before they were attacking...
@kuglefang8 жыл бұрын
Jared is an amazing story teller, he really has a way of getting me immersed in his stories. I can pretty much visualize everything he says as fast as he tells it
@SA1204166137 жыл бұрын
That poor, poor Gnome. He died a very painful, confusing death.
@Nirakolov8 жыл бұрын
I've filled a sack with caltops to make a one-shot weapon before.
@otbaht7 жыл бұрын
I, when I was very new, bought an anvil to start because i was playing a dwarf. literally the only reason i bought it and well I dropped it off a cliff and loony tooned a guy guarding the entrance to a cave next to an alarm pulley.
@SlitherLament5 жыл бұрын
My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 63
@97nived8 жыл бұрын
I'd love to play D&D with you, but these stories are great too. I can tell your a great Dungeon Master, as most wouldn't allow this amount of creativity.
@vjm37 жыл бұрын
"And the pot fell on his head with a BOOIIINNGGG!" I'm just dying right now.
@justinlafser9168 жыл бұрын
I had no idea Macaulay Culkin played Dungeons and Dragons.
@grandma_esc8 жыл бұрын
Your D&December episodes have inspired me to get a group of my friends together and meet up to try it. We're all completely new to D&D so some of your more beginner oriented videos have been helpful, so thanks and keep up the great work.
@WolfireGaming8 жыл бұрын
These videos are going to get me into D&D.
@TECH0978 жыл бұрын
Jared, I consider this series your personal Christmas gift to us all. Thank you. :3 Hype to see the tale or review we end this year on!
@isabellajustice29108 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. in peace friendly gnome he was too young to die D:
@captorofsin868 жыл бұрын
been waiting all year for this to come back, really, and this story has already made it worth it to me. keep it coming!
@NexosForcystusBro8 жыл бұрын
That's some pro trolling right there Jared.
@Retrovoider Жыл бұрын
I love Jared's storytelling because the parts of the story he straight up just forgets make it seem more legit than some guy detailing exactly what happened word for word
@tonyhakston5368 жыл бұрын
Screw it, rolling a wizard with a fuckton of oil and any cantrip that can set it on fire.
@otakon178 жыл бұрын
Crossbow is a good idea too.
@21StaticXXSaint138 жыл бұрын
I fucking called it!! I knew that gnome was going to spring the trap as soon as you said he was going to get his master
@thevoidlord17968 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for that gnome. Poor guy, all he did was work.
@Closerhenry8 жыл бұрын
Loving this year's D&December, Jared. Keep it up! D&December is what got me into D&D, so I'm really happy to see it continue.
@michaelhudson33318 жыл бұрын
I get to play my first game of D&D in like 3 years tonight!
@Nitrometutorials8 жыл бұрын
I KNEW it was going to be the gnome that sprung the trap as soon as you said "the first thing to come through that door."
@PunishedDrDank8 жыл бұрын
6:01 NOW LOOK AT THIS NET, THAT I JUST FOUND!
@DrunkenCoward18 жыл бұрын
NO DON'T TOUCH THAT
@blazinginferno158 жыл бұрын
I knew the moment you said "as soon as 'someone' walks through the that door" that the poor gnome was in trouble XD I love these stories they're so engaging and you're so passionate about them. Stories like this are what really makes me want to get into d&d some day
@LightningDragonGamer8 жыл бұрын
Could you do a video on homebrew content?
@Obstreperous_Octopus8 жыл бұрын
They straight up Home Alone'd it! ...though you think they'd realize they were shoving chalk dust and hot wax in a gnome's face.
@jellybunny70138 жыл бұрын
Dafuq is this Tom and Jerry Malarkey
@dan-k-doge19608 жыл бұрын
WEll these videos are well done, keep it up, really appreciate the format since you explain EVERYTHING in any videos you do, going from items and what they are to the magics and what they do... To even what a certain number roll means in whatever the thing you are explaining! It is awesome, since people like me who doesn't play d&d can understand everything in each vid.
@fireassassin1238 жыл бұрын
wow... that poor gnome
@darkmage070707778 жыл бұрын
"How much useless crap do you buy?" As much of it as I can. I actually fill out stuff like shovels, hammer, extra lengths of rope, etc, because I like to be thorough and do NOT like missing something that I need later. The fact that 90% of the crap never gets used is beside the point...
@irreverentseraph73728 жыл бұрын
Between this and the Ballista Bat from last year, it sounds like Jared stacks his games with solid players. Sometimes being a good DM is all about having a good group of core players who are able to bounce off each other...something that can be a bit harder in pick up games. Did you at least bury that poor gnome?
@thepirateshpee54018 жыл бұрын
Irreverent Seraph Bury it? This is D&D, we'll just drunkenly stumble into the next room
@irreverentseraph73728 жыл бұрын
Do not forsake the wrath of the Gnome Gods...they will rise up out of the gardens and have their vengeance.....
@358thorn8 жыл бұрын
And here I thought the twist would be "The target heard everything including the plan because you all loudly set a trap up for like 20 minutes."
@Halcryder8 жыл бұрын
I KNEW THEY ATTACKED THE GNOME. I JUST KNEW IT.
@TheDragomaster38 жыл бұрын
I love d&december! I love the vibe these videos give off, and just hearing you talk about your adventures is entertaining!
@demomanchaos8 жыл бұрын
This combined with the story on Counter Monkey about a dude hitting a very very strong guy who was their ally in the face with acid are prove that you really need to wait for the DM to identify the person coming into the room before you throw everything at them.
@RubixCubist8 жыл бұрын
6:01 Now look at this net!
@DPadGamer8 жыл бұрын
THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME!
@coleschubert98687 жыл бұрын
stevensays1 that I just found
@coleschubert98687 жыл бұрын
stevensays1 when I say go get ready to throw
@coleschubert98687 жыл бұрын
stevensays1 GO
@keichunyanthousend8 жыл бұрын
You're such a great storyteller, honestly very entertaining to watch! I love DnDecember; truly shows your storytelling and narrative capabilities. The longer the story went on I was thinking ''it's gonna be the gnome isn't it'' because I caught onto that ''someone'' quip. Ah god it makes me wanna join a DnD group but I don't know where to look here
@rubenplooster52278 жыл бұрын
You're a lovable carebear GM, if my party deliberated that long the guy would have walked in after the first minute.
@JimFaindel8 жыл бұрын
At one point as he described the trap being designed, ProJared for a second turned into Lindybeige.
@cixiavolts29018 жыл бұрын
NOW LOOK AT THIS NET
@irene2088 жыл бұрын
TRHOW IT AT HIM NOT ME!
@AmayirotAkago8 жыл бұрын
AND THIS WAX AND THESE CALTROPS AND THIS ACID AND THESE TANGLEFOOT BAGS AND THIS CHALK THAT I JUST FOUND
@JulesJuno7377 жыл бұрын
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
@LAKster8 жыл бұрын
You know what we need... A projared Spinoff channel entirely focussed on D&D. Then again I don't want him to stop making his current lovely content either :') but we can always dream.
@dyciefisk25358 жыл бұрын
The Trap a la Rube Goldburg
@andrewdimartino74268 жыл бұрын
Wow great story Jared! Thats the first time ive ever heard of anything awesome come from the random equipment you buy after character creation. Most of the time its just an after thought so its sweet to see someone making the most of their character like that.
@pmf988 жыл бұрын
For the love of Diath, can someone PLEASE animate this? Thanks in advance.
@ninjabluefyre38157 жыл бұрын
Patrick Froysland Someone get this to the top!
@UNKNOWN-fx7rk7 жыл бұрын
Patrick Froysland diath?
@pmf987 жыл бұрын
UNKNOWN Jared’s character in D&D.
@alucardbunche41973 жыл бұрын
@@pmf98 the rouge one right Mr.Woodrow
@drakevegas70737 жыл бұрын
8:08 That sound is REALLY satisfying. Like, I've watched this video four times just to hear that sound.
@skelingaton18337 жыл бұрын
I love hearing tales like this that come out of D&D sessions. Just the unconventional or awkward plays that a player makes trying to use cunning to overcome an obstacle. Frankly, I think I'd be inclined to try similar strategies if I ever did play.
@Eclipseknight98 жыл бұрын
I would like to play D&D but I have no friends.
@munerunes8 жыл бұрын
Eclipseknight9 me neither, my friends think its stupid
@darkjager70108 жыл бұрын
I have the perfect solution: Roll20, a online platform to play d&d online with other people, i think there are forums of people who call others to play it, making groups online and shit. If i remember correctly you can play it with a voice chat or face cam. I hope i could help solving your little issue :D
@Kuma56558 жыл бұрын
Dark Jager Thanks for the info. I'll check it out.
@Eclipseknight98 жыл бұрын
+Dark Jäger Thanks :D Ill take a look when Ive got some time.
@marten77158 жыл бұрын
I gave a character a bag of ball bearings just because I want to make a villain fall from their tower/bridge/high-rise/other tall structure in the most ridiculous, slipped-on-a-banana-peel moment ever.
@hazel17925 жыл бұрын
The greatest trap was Charlie's DM.
@pepboy72678 жыл бұрын
I called the ending SOOO hard. As soon as I heard "the first person we see" I thought 'ooooh boy Jared, you gonna do what I think you're gonna do?
@brycevo5 жыл бұрын
Your players are amazing
@ITpanda6 жыл бұрын
As soon as you said "the moment someone walks through the door", I knew how this would end. Thanx for sharing!
@anthonyhiebert84918 жыл бұрын
ALL the Robbie Rotten references up in here
@tinoodle3838 жыл бұрын
Hey, that little intro card with the dragon and the music from the DnD arcade games is probably the best thing on KZbin.
@TheBinkdeadpool8 жыл бұрын
#RipThatGnome
@Light-vl6sr5 жыл бұрын
Here to celebrate his return.
@goliathe76548 жыл бұрын
That poor gnome oh well
@Zack-si9qr8 жыл бұрын
I fucking love D&December. Idk why but it's so good. Keep it up Jared. Please do this every year
@CaptinHavoc18 жыл бұрын
6:02 NOW LOOK AT THIS NET THAT I JUST FOUND
@RAFMnBgaming8 жыл бұрын
Throw it at Him not Gnome!
@killgora17 жыл бұрын
oh man that ending man. i haven't laughed so hard since me and a buddy snuck into a bandit camp and pored laxatives, and mind breaking drugs into the camps entire cask of ale. one of the best campaigns I've ever had.
@chadbarrett35458 жыл бұрын
How does one travel with a 10ft poll?
@theashennamedjerry32038 жыл бұрын
Chad Barrett magic
@pickybusiness85498 жыл бұрын
Chad Barrett i imagine its like a extendable pole, rather than an actual 10 ft pole
@pyroparagon89457 жыл бұрын
Chad Barrett I travel with a ten foot pole every day *lenny*
@hhrrussell8 жыл бұрын
Im pretty much watching all of this years videos and re-watching last years to prep for my first game. I used Jared's ''make an interesting character" advice to heart and made a tiefling assassin with crippling social anxiety.
@BenTheHun18 жыл бұрын
What is the song at the beginning? I know it's not Back The Future.
@Lalle5248 жыл бұрын
BentheHun1 It's from the second DnD arcade game I believe.
@axas4458 жыл бұрын
It's Darude Sandstorm
@RedRuuj8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making these. I really wish there was more of this kind of stuff on KZbin.
@Sabrowsky8 жыл бұрын
QUESTION. do I need a player's book to actually play the game? I always wanted to play D&D but am too broke to actually buy a book
@bigshrimpin694208 жыл бұрын
Sabrowsky you technically don't need it, but it helps a lot. if you really wanna find it it's available online with a bit of searching
@kirbysauce8 жыл бұрын
I mean, you can't play it alone, but you'll definitely need at least a Player's Handbook. Buying all three core books (Player's Handbook, Dungeon Master's Guide, Monster Manual) costs about $80-90.
@darkjager70108 жыл бұрын
Actually you can find it all online, the person who should be worried is your DM, he needs to buy all 3 of them or download/search for em online, but if you get a DM who has all the books, you don't really need to buy the book.
@trickingzenith8 жыл бұрын
Sabrowsky I used to play without books because I didn't know they existed and I made it all up and based everything off the rolls, rarely adding modifiers to them, you can but you need imagination to do it.
@NotWellKnown8 жыл бұрын
Alternately, find some of the many, many, micro or full RPG's that are free online. Dungeons and Dragons is only one of hundreds you can play, and I honestly find it as one of my least favorite for teaching new players and playing in general. Unfortunately, its one of the only pen and paper RPG's most people have heard of.
@PostNukeProductions8 жыл бұрын
Have to be honest, I saw that punchline coming as soon as you said they were going to build a ridiculous trap to spring on the guy. Really fun to listen to anyway, I love hearing about people being inventive like that.
@thetattooedyoshi8 жыл бұрын
XD That's what you get for wanting to pull a Scooby Doo in D&D lmfao jk that would've been a great plan if the correct target came through the door and the results must've been priceless
@ishio34098 жыл бұрын
The plan felt legit good up to the point where the net gets weighted down with those sticky goo bags. That would apply some serious penalties for the enemy and could really help a ton in a boss fight. Afterwards however the whole wax/chalk/acid thing was pointlessly gimmicky and they did it just for lols I guess. It'd be much more efficient to just shoot/stab the immobilized target if the group was really tryharding.
@justinacosta62128 жыл бұрын
no, actually, wax/chalk probably would have given debuffs if DM played nice
@thetattooedyoshi8 жыл бұрын
Justin Acosta Jared doesn't play nice. We all know this XD
@riseofsock8 жыл бұрын
to be fair if it was a wizard, sorc or tink they could no longer cast spells via words and couldnt see to fight back effectivly making whatever person that got caught in that trap useless as a fighter/caster. the oil/ tinderbox was a bit much.