Acquiring ALL The Things! │ pǝʇɹǝʌuI ʇsɐԀ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞuᴉ˥ ɐplǝZ

[@babassoonist557]

8:36 no that’s a reference, in a rando tournament a player named andy forgot to check the hole and it was a required ether medallion so the devs poke a bit of fun at him

[@dustin202]

Andy is a great runner but he is still human

[@krillius5364]

I think Jared accomplished more in this episode than he did in any episode in randomized history, including the 2 hour long stream vods from his second alltp randomized.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

The randomizer felt sorry for him XD

[@BryanM86]

I agree he should restart this is way to easy if a seed

[@gurvmlk]

He accomplished more in this episode than he usually does in half a randomizer series, let alone a single episode.

[@nleseul]

Getting an early popuop is huge for efficient randomizer routing.

[@dustincompton992]

The greatest danger in randomizers is just *assuming* you remember where everything is.

[@conan_three]

In the Eastern Palace dark room with the pots, he picked up every single pot *except* for the one with a Key under it! Amazing lol :-)

[@megaman161]

And that path would've led him to the chest that usually has the boss key, which might possibly be an item.

[@showersmoker]

@@megaman161 I hope that chest isn’t necessary for progress!

[@watcherfox9698]

Yes. Misses the one pot with a key, then when he sees the locked door he leaves the area. That was painful to watch.

[@AndyPScott]

I was screaming internally when he did that

[@ceedofevil]

Also missed the bottle salesman in Kakariko.

[@thelaughingrouge]

A knight pops out of the bushes and hurts Jared. Me: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?"

[@CascadeHope]

21:24: Had such a good laugh that Jared picked up all the pots EXCEPT the one with the Key

[@MyGoodFriendJon]

It was painful to watch

[@ronochyrule6707]

Jared checks every pot in that room in the Eastern Palace, except the pot with the key in it. Let's hope for Jared, the chest you get the big key in doesn't have anything important or we might get another "where's the bow?" incident.

[@AlexBrowne1993]

That was absolutely infuriating. The one pot worth checking.

[@reddragoon2423]

I was thinking the same thing

[@Hei_Darkfire]

Yeah... I'm convinced he misses things on purpose at this point.

[@alender6200]

randomizer death counter: deaths:1; total: 66 arrows found: 60; total: 207 good to see jared making so much progress. lets see if he manages exactly 3 deaths next episode ;)

[@Zeratultheking]

Since he doesn't know about select to save/quit(for whatever reason) he'll die just to reset himself at least once.

[@reagansido5823]

Jared's genuine happiness in this episode is SO wholesome!

[@Carefreelifestyle2]

Jared: They should randomize what the Dark Fairy's turn into. Me: Ganon?

[@MikayaAkyo]

Blind? :D

[@secretlythevillian8831]

Muldorm?

[@schwarzerritter5724]

23:28 Honestly my first thought: "Will Jared remember he has the Cane of Byrna?"

[@KairiOmega]

So, Jared forgot to do Chicken Lady's house and The bottle salesman, who's taking odds on that being the mirror?

[@danielpurdom9141]

I hope so

[@MythrilShotgun]

Literally screamed at my screen when he neglected those. Not a great habit, but yeah, hope he realizes his oops soon.

[@AcedeKlown]

He also didn't do the kid who normally gives the net right?

[@danielpurdom9141]

@@AcedeKlown correct, but you have to have a bottle before he'll give you an item. Jared got a bottle from thieves town before he did the reset, but didn't collect it the second time. That's likely the reason he kinda made a face when he said "you gotta have a bottle for that". I think it's a rare instance when he actually knew he made a mistake.

[@Deladus]

The room to the right of the chicken coop has an item in it too I think.

[@shawnkerner2923]

i loved seeing Jared so happy! feels like its been forever since he enjoyed himself this much with his LP

[@VelvetAura]

I think he was really enjoying Everhood as well. The TCG 2 playthrough was also pretty fun, playthroughs have been nice lately

[@pigpug_214]

I hated seeing the corner of that Dark world portal above Knap’s house, assuming he still doesn’t know at this point that he never had to erase his old save :(

[@Koopstrooper]

Jared's going to go fight Ganon and just find Blind there instead

[@megaman161]

Oops every boss is Blind :D

[@nihildark]

Now that's what they a call *puts sunglasses on* a Blind playthrough.

[@CoralCopperHead]

*_YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!_*

[@Dannykm]

The Popoup is by far my favourite item in this game!

[@Naterkix]

One of the best things about randomizers: that magical moment when you go from barely surviving and are completely lost to getting a bunch of stuff that suddenly open up huge swaths of potential places to go and things to do.

[@Zeratultheking]

So he hit randomize bosses again. Anyone else want to bet that he will fight multiple blinds like he had to fight multiple Moldorms in a previous one?

[@surge123456789]

0:06 Ominous words.... Love watching Projared suffer.

[@DecapPorter]

Remember when Jared forgot he needed the bow to get to the boss in Eastern Palace? Pepperidge Farm remembers…

[@pharmcat8484]

Anybody else notice Jared goes the wrong way in Zora’s Domain every single time?

[@Nicholas_Steel]

Chicken Hut House, Bottle Salesman and 1 item in Eastern Palace remains to be collected. His key logic for Eastern Palace would've been sound if not for the key under the pot in the room he went in to and lifted all but the needed pot.

[@riemaennchen]

This was a very worthwile episode. Still missing a few of the impotant items like the Silver Arrows, the Hammer or the Mirror. A few armor and sword upgrades probably wouldn't hurt either. Knowing Jareds luck the Silver Arrows are probably in one of the final chests he is going to check.

[@Zitsanrael1117]

Knowing Jerd's luck their probably in the chest he skipped in Eastern Palace when he passed up the locked door after grabbing every pot in the dark room EXCEPT the one with a key under it. Can't wait to see how this plays out.

[@WritingGeekNL]

I mean, he does not NEED it... but it lead to much less pain and agony.

[@Zeratultheking]

@@WritingGeekNL Silver arrows are needed to beat the game. You can't hurt Ganon's second phase without it.

[@WritingGeekNL]

@@Zeratultheking You can, but you need to time and place it correctly. It is a glitch in the game, that's why. You can look it up btw. Has to do with Ganon teleporting and using the sword spin.

[@T-Dawg-uo6ln]

I'm happy you've found so much stuff so quickly, but I'm not gonna pretend I wasn't hoping for another couple of episodes of Jerd sliding into instanity.

[@BlaizeTheDragon]

There's still stuff he needs. *Cough* silver arrows. Plenty of time to get stuck

[@bengarrett4984]

This episode is interesting. Instead of getting confused because he's out of ideas, which is the usual in randomizers, you can actually tell as the episode goes on he's getting overwhelmed with options.

[@johnnymind4151]

0:05 Foreshadowing? Loved to see Vlad's comment by the way. 1:53 Huh, didn't expect that, but it does make sense for this randomizer, both the swapping and the increased difficulty. 4:05 That's plausible, it seems like they really wanted to make sure that this was a challenging randomizer. 4:46 It's a shame that we never got that bottle from Thieves' Town again after the accident happened... 5:34 Arguably the most useful item with so few hearts, especially in this randomizer! 6:13 Man, coming to the Light World (in particular Kakariko) was the turning point, so many important items all at once! 10:43 For once those will be used during the playthrough, not just at the end. 11:40 Didn't expect Jared to call them! 18:20 Yep, many forget that the Bow is still required for that, after all it's this dungeon's item. By the way, loved this edit! 20:46 Some things never change... 23:27 Wow, so even bosses are randomized, interesting!

[@deviousmynde]

Feel so dumb, I remember getting this when it came OUT!(age..) and I never tried dashing into the crumbling walls....

[@GoodNight0wl]

Kudos to you for sticking with this series!

[@qactustick]

Duuuude, missing that pot with the key under it in the dark room in Eastern Palace really hurt me.

[@ApocApocrypha]

Any episode from here can only end in disappointment for Jared, he got so many items including the mighty Popuop.

[@babassoonist557]

So beating Aga 1 adds more enemies in the light world, you probably don’t remember enemies being in the maze because you’ve never been there after beating the light world dungeons

[@cyanmanta]

Congrats on finding the Popuop.

[@Tacticslion]

That pun at the end tho. *fantastic* But over-all this was a tremendously great episode to watch!

[@deadwafflez9685]

Vlad's editing is hilarious. It sucks Jared's suffering is over, that's when it's the funniest.

[@askthepizzaguy]

Knal to the flying life-draining evil magic skulls: "I'mma turn you into a pretty pink faerie... and then CONSUME YOUUUUUU!!!" Knal is pretty gosh danged metal.

[@rosheafan]

I think they're this game's version of Bubbles.

[@FoenixRight]

LOL, the tempo changes at 5:15. Well played, Vlad. ^_^

[@samlay9588]

Jared, you will need however many Crystals the sign said to make Ganon vulnerable. Otherwise, when you get to the Darkness/Arrow phase, Ganon will be completely immune to all damage!

[@logan2642]

I believe he found out on another episode that the seed he's playing on requires 0 crystals for Ganon.

[@takuma7812]

He read the signs earlier(episode 3 I think.). He needs 0 for Ganon, but 2 to get into Ganon's Tower, so technically he needs 2 to beat Ganon.

[@FrozenEkinnox]

The whole power trip then the crash man i loved it!! XD

[@LordNanfoodle]

The whole Andy thing in the Thieves' Hideout was a reference to Andy Laso, considered to be one of the best runners of Link to the Past Randomizer, forgetting the Ether Medallion there in the Hideout in a major race, and the programmers of the rando having a little fun with that moment.

[@RedRose-kj3dz]

It warms my heart that things are turning up for Jared - yay

[@skaudivee]

Tons of items. A good episode for progress. Tons of unexpected happenings. A good episode for entertainment.

[@SkippD]

What an episode! Best treasure haul ever and SURPRISE Blind!

[@69ELSancho]

*Spoilers!* Pretty sure Jared is going to experience what the rando community calls front loading, he's getting lots of key items early then there will be that one pesky item needed for progression he wont be able to find easily. Then he'll go crazy looking for it and we'll have a jolly old time watching him pull out his hair over one item lol

[@LeonShuriken]

This editor should be kept on staff at all cost actually killing it

[@Lore_XiV69]

glad to see jared happy again, i complained on episode two, but as i said, im with you till hell my dude

[@Thekinggamelon]

10:55 Link: Hey, Zelda! How you end up back here? Zelda: Well, the wizard was supposed to send me to Turtle Rock, but because this was a randomizer, he sent back here instead, and I can still hear him cursing without end.

[@timseguine2]

8:37 I think that was an in-joke about Andy Laso, who is a fairly well known Link to the Past/randomizer streamer.

[@y2a1979]

That's certainly the explanation I see most often for the quote.

[@Eric-yt7fp]

Also, he forgot the chest in dark cross, which since back of escape had the map and I think front had all the keys, is definitely an item.

[@gyrgon]

I find it funny that he thinks he needs the pendants to fight aga2. That being said, this was a great video, with lots of progress made, and some popuop found! spoilah-ishes also the orphaning of all those one-off checks he left, hope they don't come back to bite him in the keister. Like bottle vender, sick kid, and big key chest in eastern.

[@ShadeMeadows]

23:26 *GUESS WHO'S BACK!!~*

[@Corosar]

XD i can't believe he grabbed every pot BUT the key pot.

[@Ronin11111111]

Without a billion missiles to dilute the pool the odds seem much more in your favor

[@CascadeHope]

23:25: Ah... That explains why Blind was in his cell when Jared walked in.. He's doing Boss Shuffle. Watch it be Singularity mode, and all bosses are Blind.

[@NietypowyKurde]

Blind 2: The Revenge. Honestly tho that was some real good item RNG. And the big chest was all "You got the bow? Have some arrows for it!"

[@darkman4811]

HOLY CRAP! I've never seen Jared get so many progression items in such a short amount of time before. He basically got almost everything but the kitchen sink! 😳

[@apollolux]

Yay, progress! Also, looked for and already found comments pointing out the missing bottle vendor, chicken house, and that one pot in Eastern Palace, so yay comments :)

[@aikoluna3480]

Wonder how long it’s going to take jared to figure out there’s a portal above his house in the dark world after you kil aghanim lol

[@smashbrolink]

The 10 arrows curse lives on!😂😂😂

[@Spider926]

I just imagine Blind saying, "You think I don't a exclusive way to torture. Well you wrong!" Or game you get it. Still awesome finds in this episode Jared! Still missing a few things though overall not a bad episode after all the other attempts earlier. Looking forward to how it progresses in the next video.

[@AsilarWindsailor]

...I did not see that coming Reminder: You can use the Select Menu to save and quit without dying

[@jeremiah1293]

This has been the most efficient randomized twelve minutes ever

[@azorahusky9638]

There is one chest that could have something, which is through the castle escape sequence in the dark. Couldn't hurt to check

[@NormalLunk]

It's a key that would let you go through escape. Since we've seen every other chest in the castle, it has to be a key.

[@azorahusky9638]

@@NormalLunk I remember getting a hookshot there when I tried

[@NormalLunk]

@@azorahusky9638 that's possible, not denying it, but in Jared's seed we have seen every other chest in the castle and can tell because of it that it's a key. All the other chests had things, so it has to be a key.

[@azorahusky9638]

@@NormalLunk There is only one chest there that doesn't contain a key, which I am not sure what it usually contains, could be 5 ruppees or something. You can try it out for yourself if you want :P But it could be a key, since I do remember at least one chest that contains a key

[@Tailstraw_xD]

FUZZBUTT DETECTED

[@ejdouglass]

Wow! Lookit all the STUFF! Now if only the bosses behaved and were living where they should be. A fairy in a bottle suuuuure would come in handy in times like these!

[@chrish8904]

**SPOILER** bruh, as soon as Blind showed up i immediately started cracking up

[@schwarzerritter5724]

What was your reaction when Jared forgot he could have easily won with the Cane of Byrna?

[@chrish8904]

@@schwarzerritter5724 didnt realize it myself tbh lol

[@VailenCZ]

Since 11:47 - Move the fu*king mouse, Jared!!

[@moochi3516]

F*ing loved it. You never fail me.

[@hiygamer]

Wow! That was a lot of great finds in a row.

[@thefatmoop]

Projared - you should play some chrono trigger randomizers after this

[@pharmcat8484]

He tried. He said he got just a little ways in and realized he doesn’t know Chrono Trigger nearly as well as he thought he did.

[@josephbrandenburg4373]

There's a Chrono Trigger randomizer? I know what I'm doing when I'm off work... Blease give me links!

[@guidojacobs2002]

21:20 Missing the one pot that he should've gone for.

[@Shadowfang2k7_NEW]

Missed a chest in Eastern Palace, requires the key in the dark room, which is under a pot ^^ Cane of Byrna hurts Blind (its easy mode)

[@JMaxPlayZ]

"Acquiring ALL The Things!" more like "Acquiring ALL the 10 Arrows!"

[@Tailstraw_xD]

Nice PFP

[@caiusr1920]

Jared with good luck in a randomizer this is new

[@GamerFromJump]

Probably should have used the invincibility wand to fight with.

[@AsilarWindsailor]

Oh man that would have been a good idea. I hadn't even considered that

[@sorcerersquirrel6711]

That blue cane literally would have made that blind fight free.... Though admittedly a bit confused WHY there was another blind fight... even with randomizer options.

[@Bempes3477]

So Jared has missed: 1.the chest in “Dark Cross” in Hyrule castle 2.the bottle vendor in Kakariko village 3.the cuccoo lady hut chest 4. The first chest in the hookshot cave (though now that he has the hookshot he’ll probably get it) 5.The sick kid in Kakariko (he needs a bottle to do it, but he got his in Theives Town and lost it when he accidentally reset. Knowing him he’s probably not going to remember that the sick kid needs the bottle). Please tell me if I forgot other things he’s missed in areas he’s already been to

[@Chugalg]

The key under the pot in eastern.

[@LiverOfADuckOfficial]

Also the last chest in Eastern Palace.

[@Bempes3477]

@@LiverOfADuckOfficial he hasn’t finished eastern yet, so I didn’t include it

[@LiverOfADuckOfficial]

@@Bempes3477 knowing Jared's way of playing the game I highly doubt he'll go after the chest, since he already assumed it only contains a small key

[@Sir_Danks-A-Lot]

@@LiverOfADuckOfficial plus he had said that since he needed both a small key to get to that chest and a key to get to the boss room, all that must be in that chest is another key. It'd be using one to get in and then immediately get another one.

[@insensitive919]

This episode was like eating a whole bowl of lucky charms marshmallows.

[@LordNanfoodle]

That moment you realize Jared might have turned on boss shuffle and not realized it. Also, can't wait now until we discover this is an "Oops, all Blinds" seed. :3

[@oweng8774]

I grew up with Link to the Past and love it, but I'm glad you're playing this instead of me

[@Garrth415]

Restarting turned out to be a good thing

[@mutalord]

Jared knew he had to end after that pun

[@timdrugge907]

If only Jared had picked up some kind of BLUE INVINCIBILITY CANE that could have helped him survive that Blind fight.... Oh, Jared, never change.

[@AldorasDeranor]

that was the most treasure heavy episode ever

[@pmgmsd]

Yay! So happy for you and Knal...

[@trident042]

Man I love getting the pupuop in a randomizer, really opens up so much of the world.

[@Tailstraw_xD]

The what?

[@willch1337]

Looks like with that boss fight, Jared really went in... Blind.

[@crayelliott4894]

The reason there are more enemies in the light over world than usual is because you defeated Aghanim! Also, you don't need the pendants to fight Aghanim a 2nd time, you just need access to Ganon's Tower, which I think requires 2 crystals for this seed?

[@CybeastID]

Jared...the Cane of Byrna SHREDS Blind...

[@ZenoDLC]

You know what would have helped against Blind a lot? A couple of bottled fairies

[@OwentheKingofDudes]

There are other treasure chests in the earlier parts of the sewer, I believe.

[@j.d.4055]

He remembers that he needs the bow to get to the boss, but not that there is a key in that pot room. Wow.

[@y2a1979]

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks of stuff like that. lol

[@Kyitsui77]

Even better was he picked up every other pot in the room 😆😆

[@Philip027]

If one of his past randomizers was any indication, he will never, ever forget about needing the bow in Eastern Palace for as long as he lives.

[@Salvidrim]

We all know you love aLttP and so do we; now that you've played all manner of Randomizers, would you consider playing the other type of ROMHacks, full new games? The two frontrunner recommendations for quality and fun are of course: ⁂ Parallel Remodel (a reworked version of the legendary Parallel Worlds mod but which pares down the insane kaizo difficulty and phd-level math puzzles, and also trims the most egregious backtracking) ⁂ Goddess of Wisdom (the latest version, of course, which is the one with all the bugfixes and final design!)

[@samus20018]

The curse of the bow has been lifted!

[@Feiqn]

Thank you for not giving up

[@valhard1121]

Most of the times i only watch 1 out the 2 gameplays in the week, but this weeks are awesome, more videos for me to enjoy. 🐒

[@caiusr1920]

Love the editor!!!

[@michaelmooney4024]

Missed the key under the last pot. It was prefect

[@ChillGamerBlue]

The bug net allows you to fight Agahnim with the power of memes. And catch bees, but a lot of peeps like to fight Agahnim with it.

[@huntermccaskill3938]

"If I open the big chest, will that give me the proper dungeon item?" Well, you do already have the bow, so... yes?

[@Drag3ndz]

At the very least if you do die outside of the dungeon, you probably have enough gear to start looking for the mirror item in the dark world maybe.