Promotion Board Life

[@LordSStorm]

Unit tried to force me to go to the board, held a mock for me. I did so many “I do not know at this time but will find out” that they never tried to send me again. Hooah

[@Fly_Silver]

Are you serious? Are you still serving your term?

[@amarishirley1984]

lmaooo

[@mooviedude141]

lmao legit

[@Inglewood_Addition]

"It goes... pew, pew, pew". LMMFAO! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@andreaELmeyer]

That's so great, if they would have just said it with confidence, I think I would have given it to them.

[@jjlatinopedia]

It goes.. ..pew.. ..or pew pew pew.. ..or RATTATTA!

[@omarsharif927]

Lol yep single or burst shot

[@jalencoley7868]

@@jjlatinopedia no GRATATA

[@edubya1261]

1SG I quit...I'll see you next month...LMAO

[@truckingwithpacdawg2202]

edward walthour I’m dead 😵 😂😂😂😂

[@TristenTheArgonian]

Hooah

[@earnestwillis9940]

Dat was funny asf😂😂😂😂

[@andrewstechlessons]

Naming ALL the regulations would take years, smh. I'd quit too :)

[@The97Moose]

I was dying the entire time, but now I feel like I'm having a heart attack from the last three

[@georgeramos3437]

If someone does not know what blue, & green stands for on a map 🗺, it’s pretty much downhill from there. It amazes me that many seniors are unsure which comes first, “tactically,” or “technically.” You hit it right on the head perfectly with this video!

[@radical_like_khalid7765]

Name all of the army regulations in alphabetical order👀💀💀💀 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesscott2894]

With the best possible answer... Sergeant Major, I'll see you next month 😆😆 like at that point there is no other outcome anyway haha

[@IfbbProRolandcHazard]

CSM "Wasn't Ready" had my rolli'n, pounding on the door like that. In the Marines thats how we were taught to enter a board lol.

[@joejo1218719]

as the the board recorder for years when I was in the active comp I've seen all of those scenarios. but you forgot a couple Sarg "the you need to speak up " ones and " the Army song remixes" lol

[@Orca19904]

"First Sergeant, the M16A2 assault rifle is a gas-operated, air-cooled, shoulder-fired weapon firing a 5.56x45mm cartridge from a closed bolt and operates in semi-automatic and three-round burst modes. It has a barrel length of 20 inches, weighs approximately 8 pounds, and has a standard ammo capacity of 30 rounds fed from a detachable box magazine."

[@LewisBowels]

"Heh. Nerd. Aight, I got nothing else. You good."

[@OhioGuyDon]

I have the promotion board Thursday morning and this is exactly what I needed lol

[@jonathanrivera366]

I swear I walked in the board and walked right out... apparently I had a Smudge on my unit awards ?? Tf 😂

[@Jaytube106]

CSM "Wasn't Ready".😂😂

[@dcbull87]

Jaytube106 they were still confused on who I was. It woke them up

[@truckingwithpacdawg2202]

I couldn’t even get a min into this video and started dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@dannycarroll975]

Im going to the board tomorrow and this gave me the laugh I needed LMAO

[@ddaniels1590]

The last 3 had me dying😂🤦‍♂️

[@Airmanmx1]

Y’all need to get a gig with Vettv. The video was nothing but pure fire. “Hold your hands up and the one that doesn’t make an L is the right” 🔥

[@FINALLYOUTAFTER7]

Blue.......Green. Damn hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Vinegarissweet]

😂😂😂 I'm going to the Board soon and I definitely needed this laugh.

[@hazmatt3250]

1Sgt. I.... quit. I’ll see y’all next month. Hooah.

[@carlhicksjr8401]

LOVE the old BDU's.... camo-net catching frikkin' things I was in the first Basic cycle at Sill who got a full set of them, never wore Pickles and DAMN if those things were hot as Hell in an Oklahoma August.

[@LadyL31786]

You couldn’t put me on the promotional board panel!!! I’d be laughing too much at ridiculous answers and I’ll be doing too many of these🤦🏾‍♀️

[@radical_like_khalid7765]

That screaming Creed of the NCO shit was funny lol

[@edwinp86]

You had me up tell the last one. Hell no. I quit!!!!. Hahaha. If's Any one and I do mean, any one passin the last one. They need to Get move up at lease 9 ranks.

[@alexlexusZXpredator]

lmfao

[@mooviedude141]

I was always told "nail the nco creed and you're getting a go" welp I did that and still got a no go lol

[@habitualgl0ckdumper149]

3:00 that’s me at the board for sure 😂😂😂

[@JayDKBGames]

OMG this is hilarious and I was in the Air Force lol

[@petejones4090]

3:00 has me crying omfgggggg

[@richardshearn2939]

She hit this on the head this is how it is on the Army Board back then😂😂😂

[@maybewise]

The last 3 had me DYING XD

[@brianbranson2306]

oh man that was exactly my first board.

[@Nat-mw3bz]

And the weapon goes "poin poin" had me rolling!

[@Speake5rboxx]

Bring back memories

[@hectorordonez446]

SFC why was the first one me on my first board 😂😂😂😂 im dead

[@dcbull87]

Dead ass that banging on the door was me.

[@superdoran6396]

I know what happened with the angry ones. They told them "you know you going to have to do counseling forms now right, you see that s***bag over there yeah hes now your soldier good luck".

[@Nat-mw3bz]

I'm retired and I still watch her videos! I'm at work crying laughing!

[@Tree_Dee]

As a PFC, I had to board for SP4. I think the Bn was "bored," or something.1979 was bogus anyway.

[@jasontmccarty]

Pew pew made me laugh. 😄

[@rithe07]

Omg! I didn't know you had a KZbin channel! Lol I saw you from Yusha Thomas's videos! Hilarious!

[@jimbobtheimpaler8403]

High Five for the Eddie Murphy board!

[@blackwaterrepair10]

Is it Tactically nd technically or technically and tactically 😂

[@NotTheShortestGuyInTheArmy]

If I could get the “They aren’t technically wrong” 1SGs, tomorrow that’d be great. 😭🙏🏼

[@mattesposito9317]

What is your name "Ummmmm"

[@BrooklynBornRaised]

Hilarious, I am on watch CRYING

[@LIFEwithBAVAN]

Yo was she at Sheppard AFB with the Army trainees? Looks familiar

[@omarsharif927]

I'm gonna take a shot ... The green is land and blue is water lol

[@CyanMedic]

Close enough, boss. Blue is water, green is vegetation. Literally just think Pokemon.

[@Babyface6200]

Wrong blue is hydrology and green is vegetation.

[@yarovispina]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@cupcakedreams2156]

Maann i can so relate lol I did everything WRONG in the board while wearing a mask due to COVID

[@akitaadamson2171]

I feel like I’m be that solider the end of the month🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Lwis]

What is your name had me dying for real.

[@pgfnj0279]

What the hell is happening was hysterical lol

[@MechakittenX]

CSM Sports always had me messed up. Don't nobody care 'bout yo patriots, Sarrntmajuh.

[@jamesalvarez8581]

Just don't call him Schmeeg ! 😀

[@Traviijoy]

That or Bama.

[@ssgwright7419]

AAAAAAHAHAHA!! AAAAAAHAHAHA!! AAAAAAHAHAHA!! AAAAAAHAHAHA!! AAAAAAHAHAHA!! AAAAAAHAHAHA!! AAAAAAHAHAHA!! I GOTTA PEE!! AAAAAAHAHAHA!! AAAAAAHAHAHA!! AAAAAAHAHAHA!!

[@MrEvman51]

I...quit!!! see y'all next month Hooah!

[@jeffreytamayo8478]

Depending on the setting lmfao!!!!

[@TurboK24z]

Who else is here because they have a promotion board coming up? xD

[@michaelegotti6439]

The M16A1 is the issued rifle within the United States Army, it is chambered in .556 and has a selector switch off 3, semi, burst, automatic.

[@jadajones2876]

Omg blue represents water and green represents vegetation on the map🙄😭

[@feldwebel5]

Like when nobody want to go for Soldier Of The Month.

[@CHOCOLATEDADDY28]

Pew or pew pew pew 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ArmyBarbie]

LMAOOOOO😂😂😂😂

[@orgeebaharvin4883]

This is not even the half 😅😅😅😅😅

[@ssgwright7419]

Orgeeba Harvin I totally agree! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

[@IBGoodPeopl]

I've never had the priviledge to serve but I love your videos. This is the closest as I'll ever get. Too old and too fat

[@sophiemartinez7595]

)))))🤣((((( you guyS' CRACK ME UP!

[@keptman25]

I could watch, one of these lol

[@captpy2891]

Hilarious😂😂😂

[@kman-mi7su]

1SG I quit, I ain't gonna waste your time or mine, see you next month. HAHA been there basically.

[@NGSPC4Life]

I quite and see ya next month huah

[@amrny0120]

Hilarious lol 😂

[@s79b30]

WELL DAMN!!!! lol!!!

[@Speake5rboxx]

Did the first candidate even study?

[@GeorgePrince]

What the heck?? Hilarious!

[@ronaldroberts8203]

I love this shit

[@RugerMadness]

🤣😂🤣 so true

[@marshallcoleman8061]

this is funny!!

[@TheDallasDwayne]

Haha! Good stuff!

[@taylorblue24]

😩💀😂😂😂😭

[@LivingtheBETTSLife]

😂😂😂

[@tracydixon8405]

OMG, too funny

[@coollock5912]

Hilarious!

[@limmieboyd8014]

It happens

[@expect00]

Im going up first Sargeant...

[@jeanmelisca]

Lmmfao!!!!

[@mmee929]

😂

[@craigcolbert9503]

😂👌🏿

[@bobjazzman9038]

Hilarious

[@emills291]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thejulztolife1008]

Lol omg

[@alexraulsantoslozada4265]

LMAO

[@darqman82]

Really??? You learn your colors in Basic

[@angelarouse4891]

;)

[@evilone6785]

They let this in? And people what’s wrong with our military

[@jxayvxiv]

Evil One it’s a joke.

[@CyanMedic]

Plus some folks just freeze up hardcore on boards. Lots of pressure, man.

[@charliejones484]

CyanMedic when I did SOTM a couple of months ago I basically forgot how to walk when they were like “Take 3 steps forward.”

[@CyanMedic]

@@charliejones484 Yeah man, how you are in front of a board is not at all representative of how you are normally.

[@LivingDead53]

My schizophrenia got to the point I couldn't follow simple instructions, like push the red button. No, not the black button, the red button, red like a tomato. I made their lives Hell, and I'm sorry.

[@quiandranunnery4092]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@badboy1028]

🤣