Proton Jon Twitch Highlights - May 2020

[@lukes.854]

"Wow, that stream takes up alot of the vid, I wonder why- *hears Jules' voice* " "...oh, that's why"

[@zacharylandrum4789]

May 2020 in a Nutshell: Hahahaha. Ronaldinho Soccer!

[@beekermaroo7383]

Ronaldinho Soccer had Ronaldinho Soccer, but Football in the Groin had Football in the Groin.

[@JustCrazyDK]

57:20 At that moment, Jon told a number. And that was enough for the rest of it.

[@ShinyGaara65]

Those last few clips with Jirard make me truly wonder which crazy fan has started work on a ProtonJon-themed pinball table. And if the "ball lost" soundbyte is "could be bigger."

[@fabby2998]

imo that would be a good "game over" voice line Because in context it would refer to the final score

[@beekermaroo7383]

Ball lost could be "not busty enough"

[@blehhg2961]

Ever since the normal boots dating sim nothing surprises me anymore

[@GuyYouMetOnline]

I love that it's 'who's doing this' and not 'is someone doing this'.

[@zoneoftruth]

well, the reupload just means i get to point out the hlvrai clip again! i was glad to see it still in the compilation, even if i didn't see any reason for it to be removed. 11:15

[@Sephiroth1204]

I will never get tired of Ronaldinho Soccer memes. I don't know why but I find them so funny

[@fryespikachu153]

I have vivid memories of the clip that played after the art block (1:06:33). I remember watching live in a sleep-deprived state thinking "OK, stream's over. Time to go to bed." and then the Ronaldinho popped up and caught me completely off guard. (For the record, the stream in question was the Mario Maker 2 one.)

[@PrincessSunnyoftheSandWings]

“‘DISAPPOINTED!!!’”

[@darienb1127]

I forgot how loaded this month was! god damn, there's so many good moments that it's hard for me to talk about my favorites!

[@WeirdVideoGames]

I have a confession to make: When I made that poll about Jules and Masae I intentionally loaded it by wording it in a way that favours Masae. I thought it would be funny that way.

[@fabby2998]

damn, that's crazy

[@Jay1024]

damn, that's crazy

[@Maria.Annette]

Damn, that's crazy.

[@beekermaroo7383]

Damn that's crazy

[@hyrulehero2773]

Damn that's crazy

[@CrimsonRedHeat9]

The Rholondino Soccer had some good jokes.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

*1:* Oh yes, the gunship suplex in Dust was one of the most amazing moments in that game. Very Metal Gear Rising in its way. *2:* Ahahahaha... *_R O N A L D H I N O S O C C H E R R R !_* ...for some reason, it's reminding me of the intro to Hyvät Herrat; a Finnish political satire show from the 90's, mostly known nowadays for its trippy CGI intro. *3:* Mr Bones, eh? What did one wall say to the other wall? ...meet you at the corner. *4:* Even to this day, early Elizabeth looked so much like Belle. *5:* "Not Big Enough". Why did I expect any less? *6:* While the Rhys Pog emote is a delight for all ages, I'm over here marvelling at the face on that Paperboy. Now THAT is an emote waiting to happen. *7:* The screams of the Fireman are giving me flashbacks to *THIN YOUR PAINTS* *8:* GIVE ME THE *[string_not_found]* *9:* Damn Jules, that's a hell of a thing. *10:* Oh hey Jirard! Planning on being an absolute mad-lad, I see? *11:* WOW.

[@Rexaura888]

56:50 It me! I stir the pot! Also I see what got removed, and it makes sense given some viewers who aren’t stream regulars (not discounting those who are) might’ve found what was said and done to be offensive.

[@Inukunai]

Is this one of the times I should keep my nose to myself and not ask questions? Because I am gonna be honest, I am a tad curious :P

[@gmaster2647]

@@Inukunai It's a part involving Jules while Jon is playing Picross. If you're curious you can find the stream but I won't specify.

[@Inukunai]

@@gmaster2647 Considering it's Jules I am going to assume said clip would have been *very* out of context, so it makes sense based on that alone :P

[@Gojiramaniac]

@@gmaster2647 Was it before or after the top hat puzzle?

[@gmaster2647]

@@Gojiramaniac I forgot exactly when it was, but it's part of the Jules and Masae story, yeah.

[@SleeperOptic]

PJ been a huge fan forever. Thank you for it all! You and chugga were my childhood!

[@Hei_Darkfire]

7:44 The ONLY way that could have been better would have been if Dr. Weird's line had been edited in where he says "BULLS**T!" in one of the other scenes.

[@larrymantic2635]

10:34 is the best version of the Soccer meme

[@bluemario610]

5:00 hahaha 10:35 man gets hit by football 31:30 No sheep were harmed 36:44 are you assuming... 37:57 damn that's crazy 46:43 that was rad as hell, but now I'm afraid for my life! 59:46 wait there is?

[@PrincessSunnyoftheSandWings]

“‘JULES!! TAKE THE L!!!!’”-Protonjon 2020

[@mrcastlevania37]

There’s one highlight that unfortunately didn’t make it on here. After completing “Milky Way Wishes” crowd control... Due to Kirby turning blue during his trip back to Pop Star... Kirby’s mouth ends up being blue while he’s sleeping in his bed. This led to roselii49 making cute fan art of Kirby eating an entire blueberry pie... And going to bed afterwards without brushing his...mouth.

[@Trojan711]

50:12 "I painted him with my feet to death." Ah, so you're a real Rin Tezuka then.

[@ChibiSkitty19]

I swear that Pumpkin game is going to haunt me every time I remember it. THANKS Jules. Thanks a WHOLE lot.

[@phanpyken986]

The Hungry pumpkin stream and the pinball fundraiser

[@beekermaroo7383]

And LucahPog~

[@mumblingbiclops]

16:15 To be fair, Chuck E. Cheese is the kind of place you'd have a decent chance of seeing this.

[@Saxdude26]

"What are the kids between speed up and speed down? STAND IN PLACE?!" Highlights back up, Man Getting Hit By Soccer re-clipped. Making my week, Jon. Cheers!

[@heyindiegamer7831]

47:20 The first time I heard "The Fart Joke of Horrors" was from RabbidLuigi in one of his videos, I think.

[@nanidafaq7626]

i hit my head during Dust Rave so now i can check "protonjon videos has caused me physical pain" off my bingo board.

[@freezestar22]

I feel like this highlight should come with the warning of PLEASE DONATE RESPONIBLY. Don't bankrupt yourself so you can watch the funny egg man regret his words for the billionth time.

[@frostbite0707]

In the original upload I watched a minute of Jules being a horrible person, went to the bathroom, came back and it was still going on.

[@Slyguy46]

9:36 was my brainchild, with help from DropsofMoonlight and Kritikyle for humoring my stupidity.

[@G_Gr00v3]

19:59 I agree with that comment as a horror fan, but of course some jump scares are so well done you have to appreciate them (Silent Hill locker!!)

[@Destroyah5000]

Never did I think I'd see Rholondino Soccer followed by the metal choir song from Doom Eternal.

[@Cador2004]

I stand by my statement: The strangest Castlevania game I've ever seen.

[@tedioustotoro4885]

11:15 between watching that stream and watching this highlight reel, I have watched HLVRAI and get that joke

[@jackunruh121]

54:02 Best use of my money in a crowd control game that I have ever done.

[@IscaBird]

me: oh i wonder if they put my art up me, seeing my art at 1:00:06 : *surprised pikachu face*

[@PixelHead777]

Jumpscares aren't Horror, they're the threat that can fuel tension, but tension is not horror.

[@joew1237]

Didn't include Jon punching his way through The Asylum, but I can understand why.

[@PhoxphorusKitKat]

ROLLNADINYO SCOCAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@WeirdVideoGames]

SOXXXXXXXEEERRRRRRRRRRR

[@Aelita1234]

May 2020 in a nutshell: HA HA HA HA!

[@WeirdVideoGames]

RONALDEEEENNYO SOXXXXXXXXXERRRRRRRRRRRR

[@jasonkeith2832]

I had completely forgotten about Ronaldinho until that first drum roll and sweep of the ball, and then it all came rushing back like a violent wave from a broken levee.

[@Bunni_Bunbuns]

The last part got me! God damn it.

[@James-hx8ch]

Of *course* I paused the ability roulette on Sleep. What _else_ would it be?

[@BlueKnight85]

May sure was a crazy month... and this was shortly after Colo happened that year!

[@JustCrazyDK]

$50 bucks well spent for that stream. (Crowd Control for Yoshi's Island.) And to the Pinball Stream.

[@giguyjoe]

4:59 I chose something different I chose the impossible I chose...an awkwardly voice-acted Nintendo 64 soccer game.

[@Rexaura888]

TBF, this is a Brazilian bootleg. The original International Superstar Soccer 64 had more professional voice acting for the title screen.

[@WeirdVideoGames]

HA HA HA HA

[@JustCrazyDK]

The Pinball Saga was a great time.

[@09MurphyM]

I honestly wonder if the June 2020 highlights will include Jon publically denouncing and banning several members of the now defunct group main menu from appearing on his streams ever again.

[@beekermaroo7383]

I know of the Main Menu controversy, but I wonder what stream it was when Jon denounced/banned the members?

[@waynecroalka]

I'm gonna be honest I fell off twitch a couple years ago and hadn't heard of this until now. How bad was the controversy?

[@beekermaroo7383]

@@waynecroalka I know that two of the members of Main Menu (I know Tenchi was one of them) was revealed to have been a groomer? Or at least sexual allegations? I know it was one of the two.

[@waynecroalka]

@@beekermaroo7383 it's depressing how often something like this comes to light online. Better they be exposed for the pieces of garbage they are, but still depressing just how often it seems to happen.

[@beekermaroo7383]

@@waynecroalka It also doesn't help that Main Menu themselves didn't exactly clarify and address the problem as well as they should have.

[@MatthiaGryffine]

Is this a re-release of the video from a few days ago?

[@ALISTGAMERS1]

15:12 “Chuck e cheeses is confessing to the world on this game, they actually employ children labour” If you get this joke then give this a like 😂

[@beekermaroo7383]

Damn, that's crazy

[@fredfredb]

Glad my dumb egg made it in at 14:14 haha

[@percher4824]

The pinball saga is still legendary

[@xClaydogzx]

The pinball machine saga broke me so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@213luiz]

I was wondering what has changed from the original...then it dawned on me i was missing someone's voice...and yeah, Jules kinda fucked up and this only cements the whole "Who's gonna get the channel banned?" question, although not for the reasons we were expecting.

[@Zek3nator]

Does 100 classic book collection count as an rpg?

[@Alane314]

38:19 we tried to save him

[@Fireluigi1225]

Not even 5 minutes in and I already want death Edit: again before 38 minutes

[@MikeydCT]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[@Truffle_D_Toad]

give me the chicken

[@MrSkerpentine]

*GIVE ME THE CHICKEN*

[@WeirdVideoGames]

GIVE ME THE CHICKEN

[@NekoEcho13]

I mean, to be fair, I had the same reaction as Lucah about the Danganronpa pinball machine bit. 😂

[@Slash0mega]

what is that fan smash bros game?

[@RikouHogashi]

So....what was changed?

[@DuskusCB]

Reupload?

[@Abunai_Gaming]

Removal of a highlight that went in under the radar that wasn't up to standard

[@NotJonJost]

@@Abunai_Gaming what was it?

[@MrMariosonicman]

@@NotJonJost I assume it was a highlight from the mario picross game. I wont say here, but I think another user who also has jons highlight has that clip in there if you are really curious what was removed.

[@NotJonJost]

@@MrMariosonicman I watched that section before the video was privated and now I'm more confused; I don't recall anything bad/weird happening there or anywhere. Awkward, sure, but just sorta goofy awkward.

[@runman624]

@@NotJonJost oh, I think I know which one was It was the one with jules making or retelling what appears to be anti-semitic joke

[@MHMistol]

So what caused this video to be reuploaded?

[@Rexaura888]

There was a clip that Jon didn’t catch that he didn’t want included in the reel.

[@donweiss2326]

I believe it had to do with some bad taste jokes that Jules had made that they decided to cut out

[@donweiss2326]

I believe it had to do with some bad taste jokes that Jules had made that they decided to cut out

[@relishcakes4525]

R-r-reupload?