I love the confluence of "these cops are assholes" to "so I was driving 70 in a 35 while drunk"
@Nannars6 жыл бұрын
Stamper rolled a nat 20 on his charisma check
@ac89112 жыл бұрын
He rolled snake eyes last December though. Nuffle wins again
@burgerbro34fullstreamarchi827 жыл бұрын
Did Stamper just pull a Phoenix Wright?
@felixgutierrez9935 жыл бұрын
I think he just fuckin did! XD
@funkymonkey2k4252 жыл бұрын
he pulled a saul and chuck
@somecitrus7561 Жыл бұрын
He pulled a Columbo
@coreyhulse82263 жыл бұрын
I love these goofballs, especially stamper for his voice acting, but drinking and driving is an ass thing to do. When I was a kid my friend's family got hit by a drunk driver. His mother and his sister died and his father was disabled for the rest of his life. Tough for a kid to grow up knowing he was the only one to make it out of that car alive or unscathed, that survivors guilt stays with you. I've seen stuff like that happen multiple times in my life. If you are driving 70 while trashed you have a drinking problem, I think that should have been a good wakeup call man.
@VECtehSEC2 жыл бұрын
This is anti-Irish discrimination
@sunny-er3fl2 жыл бұрын
I thought back to this comment when i saw stampers dui mugshot that dude is so far gone
@sunny-er3fl2 жыл бұрын
@maccas He has this “I know better” attitude I’ve just now picked up on rewatching the podcasts thats why he ignores help and just does meth or drinks himself stupid its a shame really he was one of my favs
@rickroles47602 жыл бұрын
Anecdotal evidence smh
@serj011 Жыл бұрын
It’s sad seeing people get away with stuff and not learn their lesson, only to repeat the terrible behavior.
@johnpineda93736 жыл бұрын
I like how Nile was smash but still aware enough to hit on the police.
@connor488803 жыл бұрын
Classic Niall
@Whizkey-ge4vm Жыл бұрын
Oh yes nile my fav sleepycabin member
@anonomyous656 жыл бұрын
Maybe the cop thought that if Stamper was thinking enough to pick up on a small thing like that, he probably wasn't drunk? That's the only thing I can think of.
@ShadowRulah5 жыл бұрын
They were probably pulling lots of people over either to bring their numbers up or to sweep for drugs. When Stamper recognized him they thought he'd figured out they were just stopping people on that road.
@austinlocher17765 жыл бұрын
Cops are also not aloud to be sitting in the same place for an extended time (unless for legitimate reasons) what happened is he got caught in entrapment.
@KaiFulci4 жыл бұрын
He also didn't ticket them for stamper sitting in the back of the uhaul the first time. The paper work would make the cop look bad.
@BlizzardofOze4 жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder to anyone reading this comment chain that you probably should take legal advice on the internet from random people with more than a grain of salt.
@Greigames4 жыл бұрын
Austin Locher that’s not fucking entrapment lmao
@leonelmartinez24865 ай бұрын
8:32 when stamper caught him in a lie, they (the police) were actively breaking the law
@GoyBenius_09014 жыл бұрын
Stamper pulling drunken Jedi mind tricks.
@FluffyIronGolems7 жыл бұрын
I never said i was in U-Haul :D
@WizardOfThule7 жыл бұрын
Pvt. Groundmiss Stamper has broken the system
@Guerrilla-Green7 жыл бұрын
Rorschach * Mission passed! Respect+
@saintbeau27796 жыл бұрын
N-NANI?
@zachanikwano4 жыл бұрын
Ace attorney moment
@oldusty5236 жыл бұрын
This is funny, but drinking and driving is a totally shit thing to do. Don’t do it, kids.
@felixgutierrez9935 жыл бұрын
Actual sound advice lol make a plan first then have fun! Thats it
@coreyhulse82263 жыл бұрын
Totally agree. I love these goofballs but that is an ass thing to do. When I was a kid my friend's family got hit by a drunk driver. His mother and his sister died and his father was disabled for the rest of his life. Tough for a kid to grow up knowing he was the only one to make it out of that car alive or unscathed. If you are driving 70 while trashed you have a drinking problem.
@ac89112 жыл бұрын
Its pretty fucked up listening to this for a few reasons - one, because stamper is laughing about going double the speed limit while drunk like its nbd (I mean its one thing if he has a death wish, but endangering other people is fucked) two - the dude just got arrested for another instance of drinking and driving
@WizardOfThule7 жыл бұрын
Niall gets all the ladies.
@benpurdy26896 жыл бұрын
Rorschach * because he’s Irish
@TheKrake367 жыл бұрын
Man I normally love Stamper and his stories, but drunk driving is something that I can't have sympathy for...
@robertshapley53307 жыл бұрын
LeviLung I agree
@TheKrake367 жыл бұрын
+bob Holy shit that sounds terrifying! I hope you are at least a bit better off now. Does that guy have to pay for everything now (medical bills, car damage etc.)? At least I hope he does, shit like that could end much worse for literally no reason...
@spartankongcountry67996 жыл бұрын
@Justin Y. People like him need to be kicked in the balls.
@tacodude986 жыл бұрын
@Hart Cauchy The word he's probably looking for his empathy. Most people these days use the two words interchangeable for some reason.
@rainmaker59105 жыл бұрын
do you guys even know what the alcohol limit is for driving? he had ONE BEER HOURS AGO. he was under the limit. he was fine to drive. it was perfectly legal.
@edd.51695 ай бұрын
I GET IT NOW the cop was probably with his CO, and when he pulled stamper over he was definitely like "this guy is fucking plastered" so when he pulls him over, and the drunk guy says "you pulled me over earlier", if the cop admits he pulled this blasted guy off the road earlier and let him go, he's going to get fired. now stamper wasnt the one driving but he was panicking after the lie and just wanted out
@kekero5406 жыл бұрын
I know you guys probably broke like 7 laws but this is a funny story
@DUKEHadToDoItToEm2 жыл бұрын
"you were doing 70 in a 35" "I was trying to get home"
@alldayagain4 жыл бұрын
Stamper is a great addition to any story
@d-manthecaptain1382 Жыл бұрын
Stamper isn't even all-there enough to tell his own story
@flashmozzg7 жыл бұрын
So they complain about the cops, but at the same time they drove x2 above the speed limit severely inebriated? Classic shitty driver mindset.
@robertshapley53307 жыл бұрын
flashmozzg no I can vouche for them. I've been pulled over in Easton Rose for going 50 in a 45
@HeirLethal7 жыл бұрын
im sure you have never driven a whole 5 miles over the limit for any amount of time in your life
@ianhillegonds2277 жыл бұрын
Stamper can do no wrong ever. He's a good man and I love him, fight me
@TheOriginalTuhat7 жыл бұрын
miom I'm going to assume you've never driven before
@aqualitymagentachickenmask32986 жыл бұрын
miom don’t know where you’re from but here it’s 100% legal to go five miles over the posted speed limit
@WhoMightThis1Be6 жыл бұрын
This story is too perfect, i can't believe this is real
@Cezzmart677 жыл бұрын
Stamper using some fucking Jedi mindtricks whilst drunk as hell
@atticusremus20594 жыл бұрын
I'm not a rich man but God damnit I would sacrifice my savings if only they would make more of these masterpieces.
@hughglass36924 ай бұрын
6:32 you don’t say NO…you say ‘yea’
@guitarsenpai4207 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@WizardOfThule7 жыл бұрын
gregorio232 Same, I loved this part
@felixgutierrez9935 жыл бұрын
Ah yes I remember that was funne!
@TheTechnoSamurai286 жыл бұрын
I've been in a much lesser experience with a cop. every once in awhile when you light a Black and Mild they smell like weed for whatever reason. i was smoking one and had my stereo up in a parking lot and my window cracked. cop bangs on my driver side window real hard almost demanding that im smoming weed. wants to search my car ect. i show im the what im smoking, show him the pack and rifle thru some of my empty pack to show this is what i do. he IMMEDIATELY stops, does an about face without a word and is back in his car and driving off so fast i always didnt catch him leaving.
@StephenMckeighen4 жыл бұрын
Police. *Officer.*
@SomeGuyHowGoesIt4 жыл бұрын
@@StephenMckeighen are you correcting him? Lol Cop
@StephenMckeighen4 жыл бұрын
I'm filling in for Stamper, may he rest in piece
@SomeGuyHowGoesIt4 жыл бұрын
@@StephenMckeighen Rip Chris. That space program was just too much for his little neck.
@StephenMckeighen4 жыл бұрын
@@SomeGuyHowGoesIt At least Cory made it, but he died on mars, something about a... monster and white chocolate?
@technopeanutt4 жыл бұрын
“Kujo... Qtaro!?”
@swf_buccellati20984 жыл бұрын
Perfect comparison lmaoo
@peachbubble86526 жыл бұрын
9:24 same thing happened to me just the other day! Weirdest thing I’ve seen on the freeway so far.
@gumpunk85834 жыл бұрын
the "Gotcha!" clause
@Chibblechabble4 жыл бұрын
Niall almost got some digits, atta boy!
@Starcraft54774 жыл бұрын
Stamper sounds like Joey Wheeler.
@felixgutierrez9935 жыл бұрын
Stamper accidentally found out a secret code only reserved by mafia boss cartel gang members to go free...he didn't know he was actually threatening this mans life! xD
@soupcube59624 жыл бұрын
With the initial “pull over” for not having the lights on. It’s not really a matter of if they can see anything but other people seeing a car without it’s headlights.
@MrUsagiP4 жыл бұрын
It's a funny story but it's so fucked up to think they are just talking about DUI with this naturality I get nobody is going to be like "hey if they got away with it, maybe I can too" but the thing is that they had no remorse whatsoever in their voices, loads of people die every day for doing shit like this and they could have killed someone that day, but the way they talk about it it's like they didn't even got a lesson from it
@urpetdog5 жыл бұрын
irl ricky from trailer park boys shit
@DUKEHadToDoItToEm2 жыл бұрын
Stamper definitely just got a cop that said "alright if he's coherent enough to catch me slipping on that he's clearly not that impaired I'll just let him go home". I know because I've been the passenger in a car where something similar happened
@Nepafarius4 жыл бұрын
Honestly thought they were talking about me with that last story. I hung out with friends at college once after drinking an entire box of wine. We went out against my best wishes. On the way back I opened up my friend's car door and hurled wine all over the side of the road. Fun times.
@georgesbugs66644 жыл бұрын
"I can smell something" *assesses guilt*....Damn
@en41355 жыл бұрын
Weird that the cop didn't just immediately start to beat Stampers ass.
@portalmaster25 жыл бұрын
I literally never see cops on Easton
@bobbigsby55875 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure. I don’t know the law. But isn’t pulling someone ELSE over confidential? And telling someone completely new, (to his knowledge) information about a different suspect, completely against federal law?
@macdoodlechamp5 жыл бұрын
I got pulled over twice 10 min within each other
@brentlowell82165 жыл бұрын
Whats with all the clicking in the background? Sounds like a lighter or something. Do they smoke during the cast?
@ChocolateYoshi3 жыл бұрын
@CeCe E jeff doesn't smoke, at least during this time
@Yobo2005 жыл бұрын
This is some Phoenix Wright shit
@isaac13d5 жыл бұрын
That just reminded me of a time I got really sick and had to be driven to the hospital. We didn't know what was wrong so my mom thought it was an emergency and I was just puking out the door on the way to the hospital. They didn't find anything wrong.
@notputtingmynamehere4 жыл бұрын
I was once pulled over and the cop said i was speeding but i told him i was going the speed the sign said, he told me to stay there, drove off to check the speed limit sign and came back. He didnt even know how fast people were suppose to be going. He said i "was lucky" his superior was in the car with him and let me go even though i was doing the speed limit.
@FIZTLE5 ай бұрын
I'm still here
@dbl56616 жыл бұрын
Is that a fucking UTTP officer in the thumbnail
@ChocolateYoshi3 жыл бұрын
it's a stock photo
@BrookieSmallz5 жыл бұрын
lmfao that is amazing
@awllypollyas82926 жыл бұрын
Whos here from looking up is sleepycast over
@Zubadascana5 жыл бұрын
No one
@TheVikingDoctor2 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that Stamper's story is entirely fabricated.
@splurgy.3 жыл бұрын
Don’t drunk drive lol lucky they came out alive lol
@matthewanderson19162 жыл бұрын
anybody who drinks and drives deserves hell. i like hearing a group of friends tell funny stories but i have no respect for that shit. endangering innocent people and their families for no reason
@lavbubl4 ай бұрын
ruined cop clipart
@Mp9-4_610 ай бұрын
Uttp be like
@joeysimunds63524 жыл бұрын
*BAM*
@Angle.MP34 жыл бұрын
didnt age well
@generalofg33774 жыл бұрын
Why, what happened?
@SoupSonic705Ай бұрын
Unfortunate use of clip art
@pinkpanthercatdog47 жыл бұрын
ha......Philadelphia......My Dad was a Police officer" Mounted Police Officer".There some good guys out there but a lot of A!!!.
@vanossgaming93193 күн бұрын
Not watching this one. Watched my father bleed to death from a drunk driver. Drunk Driving is fucking evil, and i'm probably not gonna watch any videos with stamper in the future.
@deltaloraine5 жыл бұрын
That was funny and all, but you guys should have at least said something at the end about how drinking and driving is dangerous. It’s all shits and giggles until you hit someone, you know? Some people might not realize that when they listen to your story
@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS3 жыл бұрын
People that don't realize that deserve it.
@pinkpanthercatdog47 жыл бұрын
ha..funny
@BiggerJohnTheSnorlaxGod2 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone in the comments is Scruff McGruff, keep it up, kids.
@Prosper_Dean8 ай бұрын
Stamper is a loser for that
@basiliodelrio89926 жыл бұрын
600th like
@thecloneguyz6 жыл бұрын
This is how you can ruin your subscribers by admitting to doing something extremely stupid that a lot of people have no sympathy for
@1Orderchaos6 жыл бұрын
This is why people like them
@PinkManGuy5 жыл бұрын
I'm mad and not amused, but so what? Gonna set Stamper's car on fire? Get over it
@RobRIPDG5 жыл бұрын
@@1Orderchaos I like the rest, stamper as a person is a fucking self righteous fuck. Makes good content though
@thecloneguyz6 жыл бұрын
Unsubbed
@yesyev6 жыл бұрын
bye
@felixgutierrez9935 жыл бұрын
Aight see ya
@ItsJustMilkISwear6 жыл бұрын
the reason you drive with your lights on at night isn't just so that you can see in front of you, its so that other cars and pedestrians can see your car. i dont know how he can act like the victim in that story.
@ccda33245 жыл бұрын
Bold words for a nigga with a hentai pfp
@itsjusthyman71185 жыл бұрын
@@ccda3324 you are the best comment I have ever read
@deltaloraine5 жыл бұрын
I agree. I’ve been pulled over for not having my lights on. I didn’t notice because I was in a well lit area, but it was totally called for. Pedestrians and other cars need to be able to see you clearly.
@bawbehh5 жыл бұрын
I mean they clearly said they weren't victims. They said it was on them like 6 times
@swf_buccellati20984 жыл бұрын
You must not have been paying attention to the story if you think Stamper and Mick said they were victims. Dumbass lmao