YTP - The Expand Dong Slap (Collab Entry)

Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Oh no, he's in the fridge!
My own entry for my DK Rap YTP collab.
Audio version:
/ the-expand-dong-slap

[@purplecolorz12124]

Lyrics (also appearing on the video): [OKAY! Nin10doh!] Here-here-here we go! So they're finally back to make some money If you hate the rap, you're the worst Put your hands up If you waaaaaant to crap As we take you through this thing called "LIFE" HUH! DK! DKDK! It's Donkey Kong You know the rules He's finally here to kick your butt His Coconut Gun can fire Coconut Gun If you shoot him he's dead gone He's bigger, fatter, and slower too He's the first member of the Wii U Crew! HUH! DD! Dedede! KK! L-M-N-O-P! This kong's got PINGAS So listen up noob She can shrink a gun and eat her poop She lives in a pineapple under the sea She can float through the trees And climb up air! If you choose Pikachu, you'll not choose her With a trip to IHOP she's one fat Kong! HUH! DQ! THAT'S MY JOKE! He has no sus, he isn't gay This Kong has no face! He can stand up and steal a balloon He ate Mario Minestrone 'cause he liked it If he kills you you're stew This crazy Kong just ate this food! HUH! ED! Expand Dong! DEEEEE KAAAAAY! Who is Dankey Kang? He's back again as Donkey Kong Jr. And this time He's not in the mood He was once a fly But Jon shot him gone With a skip and a hop He's one Funky Kong He digs this tune When he plays Looney Tunes But Wubbzy beware 'cause he's on KZbin! HUH! HAAAAAAAAAA! DK! Chunky's dead! And then there's Chunky He's dead. NO. Finally, he's not dead. It's the last member of the Krusty crew! This Kong's so crappy it is funny Can make a Kremling cry a river Can pick up Patrick's rock with just a cheese But he crushed himself by Rocko's TV He may move faster when he needs to pee But this Kong's going to hell! HUH! AND OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH Pardon my language. Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge! Oh no, he's in the fridge! HUH! WALL-E, Peanuts, Pineapple under the sea Great, lelel, orange, and coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shells OH YEAH! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells Ahh yeah!! (explosion)

[@npart1011]

This is a beautiful masterpiece

[@bananaman8939]

Ah yes,masterpiece in lyric

[@BeccassisterDaka]

Annoying orange

[@BeccassisterDaka]

LoOnEy TuNeS

[@elipuentescommercialcompil6590]

I like the part and oh oh oh oh oh and lelel coooooooooooooooo huh haaaaaaaaaaaa deeeeee kaaaaaaay who is dankey Kang

[@Gamer_27yt]

“This Kong’s got PINGAS” 😂

[@norhashimahahmadshahibuddi4875]

LOL

[@funnyman6822]

So listen up N00B

[@-_-.09]

She can shrink her gun

[@ash-art1341]

She can change her size to suit her mood.

[@Admiralthetankman]

Lol

[@jameslisterthemarthplayer8322]

Looks like Cranky literally took it too the fridge.

[@purplecolorz12124]

"Oh no, Cranky's dead, too! Cranky's IN the fridge!"

[@OctacleEdits]

You know, after “Dedede” I thought I knew what the next joke was gonna be but you surprised me with “LMNOP”. Good job dude.

[@orangeluigi_]

11 likes and no replies? Let me fix that.

[@fabregamolinotrust6094]

Next: QRSTUVWXYZ Previous: ABCDEFGHIJK

[@henrytube5333]

3:30 PINEAPPLE PIZZA, AW YUCK! *big explosion* Pineapple's great, but not on pizza. Jimmy Davis: THATS MY JOKE!

[@winterswhite]

This has to be one of the best YTPs I've ever seen.

[@funnyman6822]

WITH A TRIP TO IHOP

[@coolness1768]

THIS KONGS SO CRAPPY IT IS FUNNY

[@winterswhite]

@@coolness1768 THIS YTP MADE ME STAND UP AND STEAL A BALLOON

[@SunnyTheFlower]

@@funnyman6822DQ, that’s my job!

[@T.Q.Z._KKKR_GUY]

"If you shoot him he's dead gone" 😂

[@crispinbohannon7996]

2:36 Finally Squarepants is here he’s the last member of the Krusty crew

[@MuzikGamez]

1:00 Eggman

[@ChildrenShowArchive456]

2:32 People when they see Chunky in the 2023 Mario Movie.

[@user-zo6wn6up1w]

Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@MrXboxGuy]

Oh no he's in the fridge

[@BeccassisterDaka]

@MonochromeTheCat77 annoying orange

[@BeccassisterDaka]

Explosion

[@abandonedaccount9331]

1:52 EXPAND DONG

[@SunnyTheFlower]

DEE KAAY

[@bluesrandomness23]

​@@SunnyTheFlowerWho is Dankey Kang?

[@TheRoomforImprovement]

This Kong has no face. WHAT

[@yamigekusu]

L M N O P was pure genius lmao

[@SunnyTheFlower]

This Kong’s got pingus, so listen up noob!

[@BoingPlays]

I was crying with the Expand Dong and then there’s Chunky he’s dead.

[@torterratortellini6641]

1:38 but it’s free balloon day.

[@crispinbohannon7996]

3:12 finally SpongeBob’s here he’s the last member of the Krusty crew!

[@crispinbohannon7996]

3:16

[@toonitedytp4194]

This was very funny and I like how you changed the words to say another word.

[@Puki9117]

That's how YTPs work

[@Portrock-tz2fl]

This is even more awesome than the original rap.

[@dariussaavedra8062]

3:03 And Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh pardon my language

[@SunnyTheFlower]

Cmon Cranky! Take it to the fridge!

[@dariussaavedra8062]

@@SunnyTheFlower (record scratch)

[@SunnyTheFlower]

Oh no he’s in the fridge! 0-0 Huh!

[@bluesrandomness23]

​@@SunnyTheFlowerWa-Wa-Wa Wall-E, Peanuts, Pinapple (Under the Sea) Great, Lelel, Orange and Coooooooooooo Shells (Kool Aids Man: OH YEAH!)

[@superkeegan9100]

2:25 "And then, there's Chunky! He's dead."

[@purplecolorz12124]

Heavy: *N O*

[@ScaryCellar]

Finally He's Not Dead

[@pikminfan6778]

ScaryCellar 5153 It's the last member of the Krusty crew!

[@mattfabbs]

@MonochromeTheCat77 Can make a Kremling cry a river!

[@BeccassisterDaka]

Can pick up patrick's rock

[@tobysvideostudio8580]

0:45 extra THICC

[@ChildrenShowArchive456]

I bet when people hear the DK Rap in the 2023 Mario movie they’ll think of this YTP.

[@redtails9996]

0:07 mario?! What are you doing here?!

[@salescobar1266]

Mario: I don’t know

[@fabregamolinotrust6094]

*italian gibberish*

[@user-tc6ln6ch5c]

OH HELLO IT'S A ME SUPA MARIO ON THE PS4

[@LTAD-xi6sw]

0:57 admit it, we all got baited

[@monstery8027]

i thought he was going to say Kewl Kong Klub (Look at the big letters)

[@PhantomLuigi662]

"She can float through the trees, and can climb up air"

[@SunnyTheFlower]

If you choose Pikachu, you’ll not choose her!

[@bluesrandomness23]

With a trip to I-Hop She's one fat Kong

[@bradleynoble9486]

2:47 I died laughing!

[@toadette_xd3381]

"He Shoots Coconut Guns" i'm dead

[@SunnyTheFlower]

If you shoot him, he’s dead gone!

[@bluesrandomness23]

He's Bigger, Fatter, and Slower Too!

[@gogodahero]

0:14 Mario movie fans to critics be like:

[@penelopenoble9250]

2:46-2:55 best part!

[@CappyDash]

Song lyrics if anybody needs them: Here, Here, Here WE GO! So they're finally back to make some money! If you hate the rap, You're the worst! Put your hands up, If you want to crap As we take you through this thing called life DK! DK! DK! It's Donkey Kong, You know the rules! He's finally here to kick some butt... His coconut gun can fire coconut gun

[@purplecolorz12124]

I already put the song lyrics in the pinned comment

[@BeccassisterDaka]

Orange

[@MuzikGamez]

0:31 The Ultimate …. ….

[@jenniferk.harding547]

3:06 Oh no! He's in the fridge!

[@jabrannn1300]

Cranky Take It To Coconut Gun

[@chronologizer422]

D D DEDEDE K K L M N O P

[@BeccassisterDaka]

Orange

[@deciradoxytp1771]

@itzjustchrisroadto1k50So listen up noob

[@npart1011]

I didn't expect some jokes like cranky in the fridge and expand dong from the vinesauce and I just laugh because I like it oh man cranky said he's in the fridge

[@torterratortellini6641]

0:12 my god I remember that movie it was so weird. Hate on me all you want but I prefer the newer Tom and Jerry movie.

[@ryanrichard8000]

He can move slow he can't jump hi but this Kong it's 1 hell of a guy

[@NoGoodNameHelpPLZ]

2:30 top 10 biggest plot twists

[@clover2660]

Just imagine. You're minding your own business as a baby, completely calm, when out of nowhere you hear: "Let's take you through, this thing called life. Huh."

[@SunnyTheFlower]

Huh! D K! DK DK!

[@bluesrandomness23]

​@@SunnyTheFlowerIt's Donkey Kong *Rick Roll* You know the rules

[@kabooki22]

I did not expect an Evaporate reference in this YTP, yet here i am.

[@dariussaavedra8062]

Lyrics to the song So they're finally back to make some money if you hate the rap you're the worst put your hands up if you want to crap as we take you through this thing called life huh D K DK DK It's Donkey Kong you know the rules he's finally here to kick your butt his coconut gun can fire coconut guns if you shoot him he's dead gone he's bigger fatter and slower too he's the first member of the Wii U crew huh D D Dedede K K LMNOP This Kong's got pingas so listen up noob she can shrink her gun and eat her poop she lives in a pineapple under the sea she can float through the trees and climb up the air if you choose Pikachu you'll not choose her with a trip to IHOP she's one fat Kong huh D Q that's my joke He has no soos he isn't gay this Kong has no face what he can stand up and steal a balloon he ate Mario minestrone cuz he likes it if he kills you you're stew this crazy Kong just ate his food huh E D Expand Dong E A Who is Dankey Kang He's back again as Donkey Kong Jr and this time he's not in the mood what he was once a fly but Jon shot him gone with a skip and a hop he's one funky Kong he digs this tune when he plays Looney Tunes but Wubbzy beware cuz he's on KZbin haha D K Chunky's dead And Then There's Chunky he's dead NO Finally he's not dead it's the last member of the Krusty Crew this Kong's so crappy it is funny can make a kremling cry a river can pick up Patrick's rock with just a cheese but he crushed himself by Rocko's TV that was a hoot he may move fast when he needs to pee but this Kong's going to hell and oh oh oh oh oh pardon my language come on Cranky take it to the fridge oh no he's in the fridge huh W W W WALL-E Peanuts pineapple under the sea great level orange and coke shells oh yeah walnuts peanuts pineapple smells grapes melons oranges and coconut shells awe yeah

[@grandgojira5485]

3:10 did you just-

[@Jewel92590]

0:55 Dedede! 😂

[@pokemonbattler2537]

And then there’s chunky he’s dead

[@-_-.09]

This is the most under rated ytp ever

[@SwagNeverDies55]

Exactly timing when heavy says no 2:30

[@ScaryCellar]

3:04

[@crystalbanks7681]

This is so funny 😂

[@jenniferlaolao519]

I love the Spongebob jokes!

[@mariefermin1086]

1:02 me when has an objective w my freind

[@cartoonpeashooter4703]

C’mon cranky, take it to the fridge *record scratch* OH NO, HE’S IN THE FRIDGE!

[@purplecolorz12124]

Oh no, Cranky's dead too! He's in the fridge!

[@BeccassisterDaka]

Orange

[@americankoopastudios]

This video is amazing

[@JasonHauw20]

Can You Do YTP - The Expand Dong Slap (Collab Entry) With Alphabet Lore Font Subtitles?

[@user-bo4jo4ll5e]

In the Family Guy Koolaid part, which ep was it? It appeared in a lot of episodes.

[@Antonio-fj5gs]

E D Expand dong Me:I shower you with coconut cream P I E S I died 😂

[@SunnyTheFlower]

DDD KKK, Who Is Dankey Kang?!

[@bluesrandomness23]

​@@SunnyTheFlowerHe's back again As Donkey Kong Jr.

[@rojoguiller2328]

DK RAP 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@Prauwlet213]

Crossover of the century

[@debrafalasco7235]

2:08 but jon shot him gone

[@SunnyTheFlower]

With a skip and a hop, he’s one funky kong

[@yuritopoop]

Added to ytpmv playlist, nice shit

[@AwesomeGuy95]

RIP Chunky Never mind. He's alive again

[@itsjoeybytch]

We have seen actual YTP mastery here

[@Toadette369]

I wet my fabric Written by Dude

[@metathechangeling926]

Not sure if happy you didn't make that Simpsons triple k reference joke

[@purplecolorz12124]

I didn't

[@NelvanaFan1971]

*L M N O P*

[@SuperLucario64]

This video had me dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bananaled8450]

The expand dong slap

[@-_-.09]

With a trip to ihop she’s one fat Kong 1:20

[@BeccassisterDaka]

Huh DQ

[@SunnyTheFlower]

That’s my job He has no sus

[@bluesrandomness23]

​@@SunnyTheFlowerHe isn't gay Thi-Thi-Thi This Kong has NO face (WHAT?!)

[@bluesrandomness23]

I got a Question... Who is Dankey Kang?

[@Holiday_Studios]

Yeah i dont think i want to join this collab i would join the looney tunes one tho

[@Talge879-wc3ts]

Brought to you by Nin-10-D’OH

[@maxcarter7870]

Has sus ❌ Is gay ❌ Has a face ❌

[@mintelbrosglobalarchives]

1:57 who is dankey kang

[@lunasoul6200]

Perfect Just Perfect🤣👏

[@demetriusholleyii6164]

What is the sound effect in 0:19 send me a link

[@bonziaaron5059]

BILL WURTZ

[@PLL-ux5sx]

2:26

[@tralee4278]

HE WAS ONCE A FLY, BUT JON SHOT HIM GONE 😂😂😂

[@SunnyTheFlower]

With a skip and a hop! He’s one Funky Kong!

[@tralee4278]

He digs his tune when he plays Looney Tunes

[@GUS7767]

Why does Lanky have no face?

[@purplecolorz12124]

Because he has no style, he has no grace.

[@chronologizer422]

This Kong has lost his human race

[@SunnyTheFlower]

What?! He can stand up and steal a balloon!

[@KingJRool.]

1:32 that's my joke Jk good video

[@clover2660]

Me trying to defend myself in Among Us: 1:28

[@zacharyk.2766]

3:30 Missed opportunity to add in the SpongeBob explosion from Dying for Pie. 🥧💥

[@purplecolorz12124]

The joke's been used many times before.

[@zacharyk.2766]

@@purplecolorz12124 i just thought it would be funny! 🫤

[@ElizabethMorbiddoll86]

I'm not in the mood, either Things your ex says for 200

[@Alola_Hanna-Barbera_TMS_Fan]

2:40 1:06 2:58 2:49

[@dorourke105]

2:35 good i was getting tired of that joke anyway

[@purplegaming8]

Dankey kang is real.

[@SahilHossain-ff4if]

Lore of expand d.k. crap momentum 100

[@AmirArsyad2013]

Expand dong

[@UltraJaff]

Was chuckling all the way through this. But 1:51 finished me off 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Angelina24yt]

And oh oh oh oh oh oh pardon my language!

[@lennonsgameingchanellol9227]

wubbzy beware

[@angelanapolithebluebuzzand5565]

Chunky's not dead....

[@babypyra688]

0:53 ddd,Dedede

[@spoohater6949]

I was in there

[@Aidenthespider]

I've been play Life last night

[@Mariposa37931]

Dk e il Kong del mondo

[@ItsCrody]

D K

[@SNLYoshi21]

Lol

[@thedone62]

1:26 AMOGUS😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@zacharyk.2766]

1:28 actually, and i believe this was just before they redefined *SUS.*

[@lesagechavannes6555]

2:18 Wubbzy

[@fox_mccloud_mcdonalds213]

That's not the right NiN10Doh logo.

[@Xx_PintoBeans_xX]

D. K. Dkdk