putting hand sanitizer in a papercut

[@dapz]

they call me doctor abnormal marvel please dont strike me

[@whosibbi]

Next Video: Putting hand sanatizer on fractured leg

[@romemaster]

Your too much of a god to get striked

[@Rocky-qr7kv]

lmao

[@cf9305]

Yow Let's gooooo🤘

[@Rager_Boyz]

Video ideas: "Touching the thermostat at my dad's house" "not stopping the microwave at 1 and letting it beep at 3 am" "Dapz Academy finding out why you get no girls or b!tches"

[@ashcadiang]

dapz is so powerful he can let me feel the pain he doesn't feel at all

[@Prukings]

Correct

[@VVguy1]

Dapz just has bad internet so the pain feature is slow

[@akulfr]

@@VVguy1 nah nah he mastered the power of high ping

[@HyperTextMarkupLanguage-HTML]

@@akulfr low ping is op man, but against high ping players? people with high ping seem to teleport

[@giratina4935]

@@HyperTextMarkupLanguage-HTML I have mastered high ping before it felt like time has stoped and I enter the enemies base and killed a camper the couldn't teleport me out of the base

[@arnavdixit983]

Dapz is so strong that when he hits a car the car gets hurt.

[@trinitylivingston1286]

For sure.

[@Lomscfy314]

That's because he's hitting the car, the car isn't hitting him

[@ok-lo9eg]

By newton's third law of motion, the force acting on car by Dapz and the force acting on Dapz by car is action and reaction force, hence equal in magnitude, the mass of a car is obviously larger than that of Dapz By newton's second law, as the force is same and Dapz has smaller mass, acceleration is larger, by F = change in momentum/time Change in momentum is larger and same reaction time so force acting on him in larger Nah he feels pain

[@elivann350]

​​@@Lomscfy314 the joke u: 🤓

[@AlastairTheAnalyist]

​@@ok-lo9eglaws of motion don't apply to gods. Source: common sense. Who doesn't know that? An immortal might be harmed, but a god is both omnipotent and omniscient. It makes sense he'd hide his true nature through faking pain though, so preach, it keeps those darned 'BuT hE's A tHrEat!' FBI agents off his trail.

[@Pantheon_]

Another pleasant day of Dapz sacrificing himself for us. What he's done cannot go unnoticed.

[@RunTheProgram]

Here b4 this comment gets popular

[@suryaanggaraaa]

It's not a sacrifice, he's a god.

[@Pantheon_]

@@suryaanggaraaa True words, my friend.

[@yesua4665]

He's a fokin god

[@ostrichboy9545]

his infinite power

[@suffering9481]

I love how Dapz got hurt by hand sanitizer, and then instead of thinking that its painful, he thinks "oh wait this is pain! ITS PERFECT CONTENT!"

[@ahamedshaheen2738]

Dapz: *gets hit by car* Dapz: "Oh wow that stings" conclusion: Dapz is the most epic person to exist.

[@KentaQ]

@@Ila_2. same, i laughed too

[@erenthebirb1220]

Something tells me that Dapz secretly enjoys pouring sanitizer on his wounds, But then again, He's a supreme being.

[@Phantysm]

I do that

[@Krow_AG]

@@Phantysm calm down, you're in the mortal realm

[@Obamnaballs]

@@Phantysm dude we can’t do that we are still humans

[@ethanlivemere1162]

He's not a masochist though. He just wants to test the limits of his body.

[@Ralzone]

@@ethanlivemere1162 Hey guys its dapz here, today im going to shave my skin off to show that it doesn't hurt at all. see? im not feeling any pain its very chill.

[@roshanexe8094]

bro yelled in lowercase💀

[@TotoDG]

He’s only _pretending_ to feel pain to give off the illusion of being mortal.

[@fluttershy1529]

IKR

[@marienb.]

Dapz: this is peak content Also dapz: slowly dying inside

[@nishantsoman]

"The strongest warriors have a great army, but the bravest humans have Dapz" Don't say it doesn't make sense

[@boozeblaster6620]

it doesn't make sense

[@averagegummywormfan]

it doesn't make sense

[@boingy23]

it doesn't make sense

[@ibanheadhunter8317]

It doesn't make sense

[@idk-ri4jr]

it does make sense

[@lobdooks]

Dapz is the only person who gets excited when they get a papercut

[@astratheboop]

I doubt that's a papercut, It must've been a sword battle he had for sure.

[@bluedude3960]

I once had a cut at school, it was on my right leg tho, and it wasn't a paper cut. But it was a big cut, about 7/10 of a foot long. My friends dared me to put hand sanitizer on it and they would give me five bucks. Lets just say it was worth it but it stung like heck. I still have that scar on that leg, very visible.

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

In elementary school, this girl came in and literally she had an M shaped cut on the palm of her hand, bleeding out. She claimed it was a paper cut, but it was so much blood and such a perfect M shape…

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

@@bluedude3960 Scars are proof that you lived :) (If you ever want to get rid of it though, I personally found that bio oil helped me a ton. That, and exfoliating to get rid of the dead skin and expose the new skin. Sunscreen to keep it from darkening.)

[@warlordgorgutzz]

Lol I'm new to channel and the rule for trolling : fucking Platinum I work UPS (warehouse) and I've got lot worse (depth is far worse than length, a month ago an employee got like 7 or 9 inch by 1 inch top side of his head, his scalp, cut off, he's good now don't worry) I personally always first thing when I draw blood is go get/look for some hand sanitizer and dump that bitch alllll over, small wound or big, heals faster and keeps infections from happening (swelling or puss is infection for minor cuts) also keeps you're immune system healthy [granted I work in a dirty place everyday so]

[@akula3941]

dapz is so powerful that he only gets a paper cut size wound from a saword fight

[@astronamical]

Him saying Ouch is just youtube trying to trick that this man isn't immortal.

[@hotdogstudios]

Hello fun fact: Dapz is the most epic person in reality

[@randomnamexd9395]

You mean the most powerful?

[@firefoxyt6600]

Hello that was fun

[@Antguyyfiolofo]

No bambi is

[@GoldenWembley]

@@Antguyyfiolofo no.

[@Antguyyfiolofo]

@@GoldenWembley yes

[@Guppy2snak]

Bro can laugh in the face of pure pain. I'm convinced he's the type of guy to shrug off 5 inch stab wounds like they're bug bites.

[@blandcombo9232]

It’s either Dapz is an overpowered God or he just has a lack of reaction to these kind of things.

[@AlicornHana]

Lack of reaction *probably*

[@DemonCatt256]

@@AlicornHana Nah he's an overpowered God the other one isn't even possible my dude

[@harveysguns4386]

Both

[@TaperYT]

he is an overpowered god that lacks reaction to these kind of things

[@jennautterback3750]

i think its the first one

[@ikeyxd6990]

This man deserves more then a million subscribers he did the impossible without having a painful face expression.

[@ibrahimadeel1046]

One small shrug for dapz, one giant leap for mankind

[@maestrogeicho]

"Ouch, this hurts! And then I realized: content." -Dapz 2022

[@belindaringstad4470]

DAPZ can only be defeated by stepping on corner of lego while its upright

[@dapz]

i jumped on an upright technic sharp piece in a past vid and it poked through my foot and it wasnt that bad

[@belindaringstad4470]

@@dapz oh my lord and omg ty for replying, God. :)

[@OhioBoy]

Dapz as soon as the video ended: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH birds flying away in the backround: well we’re gonna have to come with him to the emergency room because my ears experienced the same thing.

[@adeadminecraftchannel9439]

He even acted as if he was in pain in order to sympathize with us lower beings

[@supercarsnaviation6148]

This is the tiniest paper cut I’ve seen in my life

[@dalelumina3]

*I* flinched and screamed when he put the sanitizer on his cuts he has the power to transfer his pain to other people apparently

[@MusicFan1241]

Salute to this man for putting hand sanitizer on his cuts and not showing any pain what so ever.

[@RetroShows]

send me the empty bottle of hand sanitizer

[@drakelo5226]

Bro this guy he’s just immortal💀

[@kaitygrace5326]

He's so powerful he had to pretend the sanitizer hurt and stung even just a bit so that we don't feel so bad about our own frail bodies

[@sako0911]

this man can squish out content out of anything and it'll still look funny

[@RGC_animation]

Dapz: *Leg gets sawed off by criminal Also Dapz: Buisness is booming baby!

[@r22gamer54]

dapz the only youtuber who makes money of getting a papercut

[@Weisz]

dapz cmon bro no self-ouchie

[@Weisz]

obviously jk

[@drasticallycoolgamer8021]

big fan

[@danishbutter1847]

his final day he will have to face his long lost father Chuck Norris.

[@NikhileshNerambally]

I do most of my errands and my hands always have dry skin with lots of breaks, cracks and cuts. I've gotten so desensitised to sanitisers on my skin and wounds now.

[@dapz]

use lotion or somethin

[@NikhileshNerambally]

@@dapz Every day, Dapz. And coconut oil overnight. Yet, my hands are like this. :'-)

[@thelegend9247]

He's Immortal!

[@_Unknown420_]

I’m you.

[@dogpog_1234]

almighty dapz demonstrates his everlasting power once more

[@xqulou]

“Come on man leave some woman for the rest of us!”

[@AjumSheiCaydaresh13579]

He's so strong he can summon the pain and stop it when he wants to.

[@Aerixes.]

*Someone gets murdered in front of dapz* Dapz: oh wow that pEak contEnt

[@Ohbliv456]

This man does things no one would even dare to do😳

[@iicreateiicreate3010]

bruh anybody could get a papercut and say "Ow, that hurts" or even.."Wow, this actually doesn't hurt at all". anybody can do that..its not that bad..its not like you're gonna die from it..

[@jasmine_notaflower8976]

@@iicreateiicreate3010 oh yea? then why dont you do it and not say OW it hurts stfu

[@luhvreya]

@@iicreateiicreate3010 whats hurts more is putting SANITIZER on it, it would STING a lot and what u should do is SHUT up

[@matthewosama3351]

@@luhvreya i mean i would do it if it doesnt like do injuries and alot of damage to my body

[@luhvreya]

@@matthewosama3351 u can if u want to, but the person said "anybody", anybody cant do that. Even if I wanted to I wouldn't dare to.

[@_MrMoney]

Cat owners: First time?

[@3setsofdrums]

he's literally risking his life for our entertainment what a gamer

[@iicreateiicreate3010]

*g a m e r*

[@Randomer2]

''oh wow that stings.'' hes trying to make himself look human.

[@Wika-jt1rg]

I actually had to use hand sanitizer for my wound once. I was at my friends countryside cabin and I cut my hand open when I was trying to throw a huge piece of wood into the bonfire. There was just one little store in the village few milles away but no pharmacy, so I had nothing else to clean the wound with other than hand sanitizer to make sure it won't get infected. The only thing I can say about it is just: ouch, it hurt

[@jaijose5203]

''this is PEAK content''

[@ventikwoffee589]

only a papercut? my mother poured an alcohol without a warning in a big open wound 🗿

[@PHnicky]

🗿

[@snefruthesnef6821]

🗿

[@okthen716]

🗿

[@26mhavenssss]

Let’s be real here. We all don’t know why this was in our recommendations, but we clicked it anyway.

[@megamisensei8546]

i actually like the feeling of soap digging into my cuts and wounds the sting is actually really fun and soothing :)

[@satirestudios5413]

Same 😧

[@sia8131]

I am scared for you.

[@Kennot_B]

I like the feeling of the sting too except if the soap goes to my eyes

[@tsukithecutie]

when i was 7 years old i got a huge paper cut and my uncle put so much sanitizer on the paper cut that i forced my mom to take me back home

[@Pro-gb8qu]

All I can say is this dude is epic.

[@RayMak]

Ouchhhhhhh

[@SidTheGreat420]

This guy is the most epic god ever

[@lizz9907]

Me with eczema on my hands: this is very normal

[@04-nguyenhoangbach35]

I had a big-ass knifecut, too. And my mom didn't just push the hand sanitizer out. She opened the bottle and directly POURING the liquid to my hand.

[@aditheboi905]

OUCH THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL

[@Jun-Kyard]

Based Mom

[@XraandeX]

Him outside:😀 Him inside:💀💀☠️💥💥😭😭😱😱🩸💦💦🔫

[@redxoluhvie]

Me"I eat whole lemons" Dapz"I feel no pain when putting sinister to my papercut" *finally, a worthy opointment*

[@piar192]

Is it just me or is this giving off major michael reeves vibes

[@Sapphire_Bluesss]

Him when he says wow that stings: 🙂

[@arries8215]

it really was peak content

[@mydogisfat3376]

As a guy whos so desperate for content ill film my dog, I approve of this golden content

[@shanynhudson2714]

All your pain in one video

[@pr3ppylifestyle23]

this man is so strong I could never

[@hamster7682]

My finger hurts watching this

[@chaerdeukie_savage8715]

Gymnasts who get rips all the time and have to hand sanatize a ton be like: Wait, you dont do this everyday?

[@3mc.moony392]

This dud can probably defeat thanos 😂

[@3mc.moony392]

Dude*

[@brockytv7359]

no cause *snap*

[@blankface9363]

Markiplier should also be this open about being a masochist.

[@ppk4766]

Dapz: *gets stabbed* Also dapz :Good content :)

[@akksings]

* camera turns off * Dapz:AHHHHHHHHHHH

[@yourfavmaya-456]

Him: oh ow that stings by saying it calmly Me: my eye twitching

[@kernel2190]

Dapz's first reaction to a papercut: CONTENT!

[@krystiandymurski1469]

therapist: masochist micheal reaves dosent exist, he cant hurt you masochist micheal reaves:

[@_jackal9262]

"oh wow that stings haha!" -KZbinr that I probably wont see again after closing the page

[@1Brother_Bear]

The sarcasm in this is astounding.

[@goobertan9150]

dapz every time he gets a cut of any sort:

[@akipuffy]

"ouch this hurts" never knew dapz could feel pain

[@driblix2857]

no wonder this was peak content since he was high all along 💀

[@jakejohnson3171]

Fire noodle challenge without feeling pain

[@hannah4186]

Yeah I bet he started crying after this

[@Yomom-yb1xw]

Why am I feeling more pain watching this than he is…

[@peanutbutterBrisket99]

damn i didn’t even watch the video and i can already feel the pain-

[@K1ttyK1t_]

Fun fact: the stinging you feel when you use hand sanitizer on a paper cut it’s actually the alcohol cleaning the cut

[@mrbreadsjdnvjri]

The thumbnail looks a lil sussy for a second

[@h3artl3ss03]

"No way wow that stings ha ha 😀😀😀"

[@amb1vert404]

dapz never fails to put his content inside of me

[@gluedthetree1272]

I like how he sounds like he's making fun of people who would find this painful

[@refl3x883]

Menace To Society tbh this video was stupid but i find it entertaining and interesting

[@R.K_Chalkboard]

I like how he pretends to get hurt. Trying not to make us mortals feel bad.

[@1tomanyslugs]

dapz is the type of person that would get a paper cut between his fingers and then put baking soda on it

[@XenoTronusWeePoo850]

Imagine accidentally getting your leg dismembered and the first thing you think about is "hm, I can put some hand sanitizer on that for content"

[@zahralicious]

R.I.P Dapz… He was such a legend

[@LeoXxXStars]

I'd be crying on the floor already, this man is immune to pain

[@Toogoodronaldo]

Dapz is just next level you know!

[@majathomas4748]

He is so powerful he tells his wounds when they’re supposed to hurt

[@BLHP]

Dapz after the vid: **inhales deeply** FUCCKKKKKKKKKK THAT HURT

[@DrifterOnTheSand43]

Therapist: You can't feel images. This video:

[@Bomshikawombomb]

Dapz is the ultimate “built different” type of guy

[@Saggybooo]

This is michael reeves humor and i love it

[@Vurinati]

Is it just me or i enjoy the stings it makes me feel comfortable i always put sanitizers on my cuts just for the stinging effects

[@dev_epicgod5287]

this man has the most balls ive have seen out of anybody in my life