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[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Y'know for having 14 HP that ogre sure can take some stabbing.

[@PixelCaffienated]

NeutralGuyDoubleZero I agree the same thing.

[@lilbillix]

NeutralGuyDoubleZero that or the guy stabbing him can't do a lot of damage

[@BEEEELEEEE]

Ogre missed a 4-match, missed a combo, AND made an illegal move. He deserved it.

[@GalenNight]

What was the illegal move?

[@MrEasyNah]

Metal-Max1991 He took two turns.

[@redgreen2453]

But his first turn was a 4-match

[@NO-1-U-NO]

Red Green That’s true.

[@Lazuruseai]

God dammity ogre.. You could have swapped the yellow gem with the skull.

[@CerealKillerGuy]

And he could've gotten 4 gems in a row, but he didn't make that move!

[@CerealKillerGuy]

CerealKiller Oh wait...

[@DaVideoGameBeastr]

But if he didn't, he couldn't have gotten ride of those skulls...wow I'm a geek,

[@jasonringhofer7961]

Bringing the propane - I know right

[@Tigercup9]

I was going to forgive it if he got three skulls later at the bottom but he just got stabbed instead smh

[@AniArtistMe]

I still love this clip to this day

[@kamatariedgar3603]

I say the mom's basement Dojo for random things, nobody get it 😅

[@MetalPcAngel]

For some reason. . . I feel this is how many DnD games go down.

[@ggt47]

Probably does.

[@kei.s7077]

actually in DnD you roll dice and choose an action and your DM says if its ok...rekt?

[@PickAPocky]

MetalPcAngel what a fucking square

[@danielazevedoteixera4194]

Kei .S he meant the DM makes great puzzles and the players go all "I attack!"

[@TheLegacyofHitchcock]

Wow, gotta give Puzzle Quest Ogre some credit. He may be lonely and a total nerd, but he's durable as hell. He can get stabbed and slashed at least 12 times and still argue back without even passing out from blood loss.

[@Therm6000]

Nooo! It's wrong! All gems you match must be in a straight line! AAAA :P

[@Dutchyman]

It's not Candy Crush Saga...

[@Therm6000]

Joris van Dijk You've never played this game... In Puzzle Quest, gems must be in a straight line to match. It isn't the same game as Candy Crush Saga, but the same basic rules apply. Also, Bejeweled was the original. (or Shariki on DOS if you want to go further back) Candy Crush Saga and other similar games are just copying the same basic rules: same-colored units must be in a straight line of 3 or more to match.

[@Dutchyman]

I wouldve expected he recorded middle screen from actual game

[@Therm6000]

***** How about Shariki for DOS :P

[@dragonbalde101]

***** a lot of games were ripped off. now do like Disney and "let it go!"

[@DsLink1306]

Wow, The storyline is better than the real game. Better animations too

[@rushnerd]

I always wondered what opposing characters thought in these puzzle battles.

[@creedude2995]

All those years of training gone to waste...

[@quentinjohnson1694]

"Have you ever even kissed a girl" "Well n...SHUT UP it's your turn" Lol like he almost admitted it

[@ENDUR3NC3]

"YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO TURNS IN A ROW unless you got four in a row" Lol ah dorkly and your wonderfull humor

[@dotunkujembola6940]

this is basically what all those puzzle games in the ads are like they are so annoying

[@EvilDoresh]

Why is he awkwardly holding his shield _away_ from his opponent?

[@Reikken]

EvilDoresh WELL, his opponent isn't attacking him, so he doesn't need it in front of him. Also this way he doesn't need to watch his back !

[@EvilDoresh]

Chris But isn't this puzzle thing supposed to represent combat? And the only comfortable way of protecting your back with a shield without twisting your spin is in carrying it on your back XD

[@Reikken]

EvilDoresh True... However! in a combat stance, you're turned to the side a bit, so even though you can't protect your back, you can still protect behind you. Anyway, here's my theory. While talking, he keeps his shield behind him, and then! only once his opponent readies his weapon does he bring the shield to the front. Not only does this protect his 6, but it also smooths communication since he doesn't have that huge shield in the way to have to talk around. (that or the art guy just thought it looked better this way, but that's not as interesting)

[@EvilDoresh]

Reikken True, but attacks from the back are still a pain. And I would assume communication would go better if he didn't put the pointy thing in front of the other guy's face. That's like a Red Alert in Star Trek XD

[@EvilDoresh]

***** Shields come in all sorts of sizes. Some are smaller than a _plate_.

[@jacobwaters1147]

Templar: Fowl ogre do your worst!...wait what is this? I thought we were fighting Ogre: WE ARE FIGHTING...WITH PUZZLES!

[@FizzleFX]

This game is *freaking addicting* ...

[@somerandomgamernamedaustin6954]

Looks like it was *Puts sunglasses on* All ogre for him. B) Hey now, you're an all star...

[@lordafroduck2099]

Get your game on, get laid.

[@somerandomgamernamedaustin6954]

SomeRandomCommenter Hey now, you're an all star. Get the show on, get paid.

[@safnhuo]

SomeRandomCommenter I love this version of the song better.

[@arsetothem]

his hp is not going down... cheater!

[@gurvmlk]

Obviously because he can't attack without doing the puzzle, so none of his blows are counting.

[@AJF786]

Still makes more sense than _Quiz and Dragons_

[@gid519]

"You said it was my turn!"

[@MrXemrox]

YOU CAN'T TAKE TWO TURNS IN A ROW! Unless you get four gems in which case- AHH!!

[@Ideabot_69]

Thanks for that, I missed that part!

[@nyctibiuskw6431]

Favorite part 😆

[@jeromelancashire3278]

0:45 You could have swapped the yellow gem for the skull and gotten a better result.

[@Etwhowe]

The ogre needs to stop shreking about him cheating and get ogre it.

[@jimwormmaster]

The AI in those games cheated like hell anyways. Ogre totally deserved it.

[@TheBurntFish]

He had action points so he could technically use his sword...

[@starhope8892]

Templar: I'm going to start beating you now I don't when I stop

[@Phoenix7786]

Some legends say he's still there, hacking away...

[@bry_thefelineguy]

"Have you ever even kissed a girl?" "Well, no, I--SHUT UP!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Its funny that years later games like these would become phone apps

[@NegaLimbo]

I don't know this game at all but this is hilarious!!

[@zoidb8649]

Man I havent laughed so hard in ages.

[@AppleWoods6]

I have a feeling Papyrus would love this game

[@hoseadavit3422]

+Apple Woods Puzzles yeah we all love puzzle

[@SchlimmShadySmash]

This is great. Just great

[@Duncan_McFly82]

Omfg I died! This is by far one of the funniest!!! 😂😂😂

[@sonicboom126]

It's hard not picturing this being puzzle and dragons

[@notenoughwater1725]

"Use the 6 members in you team and demolished the enemies with this 6×5 mass puzzle" Sound pretty fun .

[@sonicboom126]

@@notenoughwater1725 5 years later I realize I said that because I was playing the game so much that the floor tiles where looking the orbs in the game.

[@notenoughwater1725]

@@sonicboom126 I've kept playing this game 7 years , get to say , pretty shame that it only get fever in Jp .

[@sonicboom126]

@@notenoughwater1725 Huh?

[@mentaldentalgaming]

LOVE THIS GAME

[@priestmorrison6564]

WAAAAYYYY!!!! betta than Candy Crush...

[@HereComestheChief]

Totally saw this coming.

[@troyking464]

The fact that the ogre didn't move the yellow gem left hurts me.

[@RusselRaZe]

"It's not stupid! It's cool!" fucking killed me.

[@maxcardun]

And he never even kissed a girl. -_-

[@LuigiTailsPrower]

Ahh, I love puzzle game storylines.

[@MKahafer]

The Templar is left-handed like me! =D

[@KeithBallardA]

That second move is agonizing...did they ever play this game before making this?

[@crashpal]

Somebody Once Told Me The World is Gonna Roll Me i Ain't The Sharpest Tool in The Shed

[@SamuraiHonor]

thank you! now i shall never question anything in my life again! i love you man! no question about it!

[@TheErrorUnknown]

Just plain funny, nuff said.

[@AerialMac]

yellow to green was an illegal move.. nerd ogre cheats

[@obsidheart]

i had to watch this twice hahaha

[@bboy32167]

ive played it through like 10 times

[@TheMagicRobot]

A winner is you!

[@Greenchazm]

Interestingly enough, I feel these voices are strangely appropriate.

[@AnamanaguchiWAT]

Congrats. You have made me laugh.

[@aron10194]

i want to see an entire lets play of this game now lol

[@hakunamatata1327]

Bazinga!!

[@jimb.7523]

I wonder if the knight cut away the ogre's layers like an onion....? 🤔

[@dinahkyle3196]

Jim B. I see what u did there

[@thehorrendousspacekablooie179]

Why do I suddenly have a strong urge to download Puzzle Quest?

[@NathRebornsK]

OH WHAT A BUMMER....

[@JinTakahashiTensai]

Yes it is, and it's really a lot of fun.

[@bbfats716]

I died laughing at the end! XD

[@coleisawesome532]

hell yeah

[@dingo-ringo-bingo]

YEAH... FUCK THIS TIPES OF GAMES!!! :D

[@jier9904]

This makes me wanna try the game

[@GuardianCraze]

This makes me wanna play Puxxle Quest again...

[@TheKrigeron]

are you reading my mind right now?

[@MikeKolb]

Haha, I loved how his health stayed the same. >

[@limosisv2]

I came for the video... I stay for the nerd fight... :D

[@pinkporcelain4352]

It's Papyrus in ogre form XD

[@justmovedin]

If that were true, Papyrus would be the Ogre's skeleton because this was 2 years ago.

[@pinkporcelain4352]

+Just Moved In So true XD

[@5h0011]

he also took 2 turns

[@Dwarfurious]

D3 sold many copies but ignited much rage, like ME3. Elderscrolls is popular and good so i didnt even call that into question. Puzzle quest really was quite fun, it even had PvP, monster taming, weapon crafting... So many mini-games.

[@arcanist1]

i felt bad for ogre too, for a moment, then the sword sounds got pretty cool xD

[@Ellthom]

omg that was awesome :D

[@jigurd]

He got four gems. That allows you to take a second turn.

[@ViceN53X]

somebody ordered ogre ball chops

[@TANKTREAD]

This is funny. Still enjoying Puzzle Quest games though.

[@OmegaDeman]

That orge could have made a lot or better 2nd moves. Great vid.

[@L0st]

i fucking love this game

[@MARTINLARSENF0X]

i watched the whole video, before commenting !

[@Sailormoongrl412]

XD I love this!

[@GAF1987]

WITHOUT MERCYYYYY!!! I practice Tekken in my bedroom dojo.

[@Weiti666]

Because he did it WITHOUT MERCY!!

[@adj789]

I like Puzzle Quest!

[@jasontilford3397]

I liked that game. Pretty addictive.

[@CastChaos]

This makes me imagine a similar scene in Bust-a-Move 2... The Ice Cutter taking Bub to pieces...

[@RvBFanatic]

Same but I just matched the symbols on the pieces.

[@nachos908283]

He wasn't even losing hp, NOOB TEMPLAR!

[@BrawlYoshi]

Puzzle quest parody! Never saw this before!

[@snuke37]

He got 4 gems in his first play, so apparently he got to go twice in a row.

[@McJethroPovTee]

Ogre's HP Bar isn't decreasing... Oh the torture.

[@FizzleFX]

When the video ended, he only needed to hit him 2 more times... yes... i counted.

[@Gamerman501]

That was exactly what I was thinking the whole time too xD

[@44xtallyikmusic97]

Just keep playing that game until you're "Board"!

[@ChromeWing]

You can't take two turns at once, yet the ogre did at the beginning of the fight.

[@Cheeto128563]

That's why you're supposed to use the smashing board!

[@lifeofajeeper5235]

poor ogre

[@leontarmann3449]

Ohh I gotta play puzzle quest again, destroy the yeti again

[@Teampony2]

*Throws blueshell* Not anymore...

[@tylerdetert5459]

He seemed like such a nice guy :(.

[@BrandonTedrow]

We ARE fighting, with PUZZLES! LMAO!!!!

[@durtysouth85]

hahahah, that rocked