the guy who wanted to end all of humanity. I know he was just ridiculed but he was about to destroy the world
@PrestoPuma9 жыл бұрын
ShanaUnite "I was hoping to destroy all of humanity today." Yea sounds like a real nice guy.
@ShanaUnite9 жыл бұрын
Presto Puma You don't know his side of the story. He must have a good reason for trying to destroy all of humanity.
@PrestoPuma9 жыл бұрын
ShanaUnite I want you to read what you just commented and tell me what is right about it.
@ShanaUnite9 жыл бұрын
Presto Puma I am sure chaos is actually a nice guy. Besides he only wants to end all of humanity. You are a puma so you will probably be fine.
@mojo_VII8 жыл бұрын
"Yay we won! He flew away!" 2 hours later "and the entire world continues to burn in flames thanks to chaos"
@kylestubbs88678 жыл бұрын
Aw, there goes the satisfaction.
@SilverSupernova68 жыл бұрын
+The Cardboard Box Monster Nu-uh! It's still not his turn.
@chaossmith38645 жыл бұрын
@@SilverSupernova6 Are you saying they'll never perform an action that could constitute a turn? Or die? Idk about that.
@JacOfArts5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was thinking that was the moment where Dorkly’s interpretation of Chaos would decide “Yeah, they deserve it”
@yobin371110 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: don't take your wallet with you when you want to end all existence.
@HuntressCody5 жыл бұрын
Take notes team magma!
@bilatkabayo19724 жыл бұрын
Agree xD
@joshfish23 жыл бұрын
666 likes!
@joshfish23 жыл бұрын
and over 6 years ago!
@Skunkgasm3 жыл бұрын
Don't fill your wallet with dumb shit
@crlyfryz80498 жыл бұрын
I love how it starts like a normal battle and then the music cuts out and everyone start joking around
@isaacbailey36816 жыл бұрын
It's not the only Dorkly skit like this. At least two others initially appear as normal in-game battles before the humor starts.
@FluttershyLuva8 жыл бұрын
Who knew the easiest way to defeat the final boss in a video game was to hurt his feelings
@dzaesonp85997 жыл бұрын
Emotional distress
@roastgames99906 жыл бұрын
Fluttershy Luva no one Also, tell Angel I said hi
@amyschildgamerlive45193 жыл бұрын
That's also how you kill evil clown aliens lol
@wimpow Жыл бұрын
I know, I know, replying to a 6 years old comment, but hey, internet and algorithm.. anyway: We actually got rid of our bully at class by hurting his feelings. Something like the above. The guy taunting him was too fast on his feet and the bully could never catch him, and once he broke and went outside crying.
@pyrielt Жыл бұрын
Undertale
@enkerzan37559 жыл бұрын
This is why we don't bully kids in school, they turn into Chaos.
@PrestoPuma9 жыл бұрын
no we just bully them while they are evil and they piss off. Saving the world with insults.
@enkerzan37559 жыл бұрын
Presto Puma Well, there wouldn't be evil to bully had you not bullied it from the start to make evil. ;-)
@PrestoPuma9 жыл бұрын
Enker Zan but they didn't bully him back then they bullied him now. when did they say he was bullied back then?
@enkerzan37559 жыл бұрын
Presto Puma At the beginning of FF1.
@PrestoPuma9 жыл бұрын
Enker Zan I was talking about the video i never played ff1
@pacifierjunkee60168 жыл бұрын
That driver's license was the funniest thing ever. "Therman Chaos" D.O.B : 00-00-0000 Sex: Evil lol
@blazingcadet1048 жыл бұрын
6666-666-6666, WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING?!
@ZLunas8 жыл бұрын
+Jrknobel Gaming He doesn't identify as Male or Female, but as "Evil"
@markzilla68958 жыл бұрын
Also, NOCOSMOS LN
@liaminator49508 жыл бұрын
6666-666-6666.
@alexipanda95058 жыл бұрын
Sex: Not now! I have a headache
@olerisager197610 жыл бұрын
i feel sorry for chaos...
@ZhangtheGreat4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he did want to end all existence, so...
@hamzasultan963 жыл бұрын
@@ZhangtheGreat So? Even during war, the honourable keep the battle on the field, not make it personal.
@KY0T0968 жыл бұрын
Best pacifist run ever?
@nikitaw99768 жыл бұрын
2012
@KY0T0968 жыл бұрын
+Iron Shadow That's cool
@nikitaw99768 жыл бұрын
Calvin Quinn dude this existed before undertale was even a thing
@KY0T0968 жыл бұрын
+Nikitaw99 - Let's Plays, games, reviews I saw the date I know that already, it's a reference because they didn't kill chaos
@KY0T0968 жыл бұрын
+JameboHayabusa How do you "look like a chode" when you don't even know what I look like period?
@jcrowley198510 жыл бұрын
So Chaos is from New Jersey? Explains alot.
@edwardrhoads72836 жыл бұрын
He is not from New Jersey, he IS New Jersey :)
@mistercrool25386 жыл бұрын
What happened to the old Jersey?
@deusexvesania17025 жыл бұрын
@@mistercrool2538 Still chillin' in the English Channel.
@Kahanami5 жыл бұрын
I am also from New Jersey and I can confirm his name pretty much is New Jersey.
@raymondjones74234 жыл бұрын
@@edwardrhoads7283 Keanu Reeves: Whoah
@jimmygrayjones97929 жыл бұрын
Looks like words spoke louder than actions today.
@levidoyle341110 жыл бұрын
And that is why Thief is the most broken class...
@onerandombruh3 жыл бұрын
I don't know man, looking at this video makes me think it's kinda useful...
@levidoyle34113 жыл бұрын
@@onerandombruh I meant broken as in over powered.
@CurlyFromTheSwirly Жыл бұрын
@levidoyle3411 Broken usually is reference for multiple skills, not OP. I personally think it's a lame term.
@SonJazrin10 жыл бұрын
How did he run away when it wasn't his turn?
@AlmarAZL9S10 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah...but if he's gonna cheat, he should've just killed them, ESPECIALLY the Thief! Stupid Chaos.
@CurlyFromTheSwirly Жыл бұрын
It technically was his turn since they all made an action to move & talk.
@johannes41239 жыл бұрын
so, do they still get get the XP?
@thepikarivera77069 жыл бұрын
Maybe or maybe not.
@mrm648 жыл бұрын
+Le Monokuma good thing he didn't have much money lol. Jokes on them!
@berzerk93768 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't matter, final boss
@SenshuRysakami8 жыл бұрын
Final bosses don't give exp anyway >: I always feel so ripped off, they should just cap out your characters, why not?
@TheBrutalSax7 жыл бұрын
Well if Cactuars taught me anything, fleeing enemies don't give me shit lol
@misusatriyo7 жыл бұрын
That long pause towards the victory fanfare is just gold. Silence is gold.
@RagnokOffical11 жыл бұрын
I love at the end they are all just standing there staring and are like "...............I um.... Guess we won....."
@AliceUmoh9 жыл бұрын
Why would he need a driver's license if he has fricking wings to get around?
@samuellacey51669 жыл бұрын
+Cranberoo Maybe he just grew his wings recently, and needed cars to get around before then. Kinda like the superpowers in Saints Row 4. Where you only needed cars until you got the unlimited sprint ability.
@TomiKaski9 жыл бұрын
+Cranberoo Good point! I mean, have you seen the gasoline prices?!
@carron888 жыл бұрын
+Cranberoo I have two legs to get around and I still drive. Maybe he's just lazy like I am.
@SupernaturalDetective7 жыл бұрын
That or it’s like the flying license in dragonball xenoverse 2
@108dfrex27 жыл бұрын
ID
@behindyou45059 жыл бұрын
this why they added a time gauge in the later games
@NightBreeze1310 жыл бұрын
That ending was priceless.
@GamersXnostalgia10 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing. xD
@Jimbob_4210 жыл бұрын
i like your profile pic night breeze cool oc
@farisnaoum923810 жыл бұрын
it was sad
@MrMixtape9 жыл бұрын
Starting to reconsider who the real monsters are...
@brandontaylor66779 жыл бұрын
the kind with the gender "evil," or has 10 sandwich cards, or an expired condom. that is monstrosity right there bruh.
@CerealKillerGuy10 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Link was a thief.
@rimosabysswalker32069 жыл бұрын
Heh isnt he burried in Elfheim XD
@googane77559 жыл бұрын
I thought he was Zelda.
@XelaShade9 жыл бұрын
Bold Erdene >Impies Link is Zelda
@killeing9 жыл бұрын
+CerealKiller are you kidding me? He breaks into peoples houses, consumes giant and small HEARTS, sneaks into ancient tombs and grave robs the place, breaking items found within peoples' homes, kills ANYONE who gets in his way regardless of race and monsters who have families, and believe it or not, he doesn't care about saving zelda, all he's preoccupied with is getting the TRIFORCE itself!!! ...I never really thought of this but Link is a total psychopath XO!!!
@CerealKillerGuy9 жыл бұрын
***** ... You got a point there
@Scrap_10 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I should feel bad for him or... *victory theme plays*
@noelepics78538 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumour that monsters are coming back
@thecakegarden53247 жыл бұрын
XD!
@gargamellenoir84606 жыл бұрын
College Humor == Dorkly
@charbomber1106 жыл бұрын
Brothers... he follows us... even in the DORKLY COMMENTS SECTION!!!!!
@darthmadeus6 жыл бұрын
hahaha! imagine if you could actually do this in a boss battle. the dialogue would be gold
@lilkittygirl Жыл бұрын
FF6 has something like this actually
@CurlyFromTheSwirly Жыл бұрын
@lilkittygirl , Yeah, but they don't make fun of him so much as stand up to him. He says their efforts to build are useless cause he will destroy. They tell him his efforts to destroy are futile cause they will rebuild.
@esands366 жыл бұрын
"What a choad". "I'm not a choad. You guys are the choad". (Cries and flies away) (Victory Theme) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GreyNimbus412 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Sephiroth, during the final battle, had a tattoo of a heart that said "Mother" on his arm, and Cloud and co. make fun of him for having a mother complex.
@RagnaCloud132 жыл бұрын
A very likely
@kingdomcome3914 Жыл бұрын
You're telling me he doesn't?
@nicholaskehler9169 Жыл бұрын
Imagine for the moment that you are in a restroom at the urinal and you accidentally glanced at the biker beside you and saw he had a cartoon unicorn tattooed on his junk… Would you laugh at him?
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
Just imagine Barney had a Mother Complex and Clive make fun of him.
@nukecatsvideoplant10 жыл бұрын
poor chaos now i feel bad
@randomuser6816 жыл бұрын
Shantae is that you!?
@JDaMac81510 жыл бұрын
Link stole his wallet.
@adamaim34528 жыл бұрын
thats another way to beat evil.
@darthalex37 жыл бұрын
Adam Aim beat evil....with evil!
@Egobyte8310 жыл бұрын
I love how they just stand in silence... and then they realize they won ^^ When the victory song played, i laughed so hard. Best way to beat Chaos :D
@julianparsons30272 жыл бұрын
_"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting."_ - Sun Tzu
@Vill-e3v11 жыл бұрын
DAMMIT THEIF!!! YOU MADE CHAOS CRY!!! >:(
@hardeepchahal73508 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I feel bad for Chaos in this one moment
@sk8ersora10 жыл бұрын
poor, poor chaos, getting talked smack to by humans
@jackedshow12 жыл бұрын
Dorkly I just gotta say your videos are absolutely hilarious. I just stumbled onto them today and im laughing my ass off. Well done.
@thepickleoftesticulargenoc760910 жыл бұрын
JUST FINISH YOUR TURN! I WANNA FIRE A COMET AT YOU! ♪I found a condooom!♪ I died xD
@superstarultra283 жыл бұрын
Same.
@CurtisAlfeld10 жыл бұрын
The condom being expired is irrelevant, because having them in your wallet is terrible for them.
@FinalFantasyAerith8 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling sorry for a cartoon dragon. Something is wrong with me today!
@RedDusk3699 жыл бұрын
"nah ah ah man, it's not your turn" lol.......video game logic
@owenr32656 жыл бұрын
Chaos is in my book. He is sealed inside a boy who is half human, half monster.
@hustle_simmons10 жыл бұрын
Meatball subs are delicious
@zodiak12310 жыл бұрын
and now you made me hungry
@phildrake680010 жыл бұрын
just dont buy them from subway
@masonskaggs77755 жыл бұрын
Im a vegetarian
@leontarmann34495 жыл бұрын
@@masonskaggs7775 so? Who cares.
@masonskaggs77755 жыл бұрын
I care
@火災のアイスクリーム3 жыл бұрын
So... Are we here to kill Chaos?
@RamenReignss3 жыл бұрын
I think after this, Chaos wants to kill himself
@ceresbane9 жыл бұрын
to be fair chaos's mom (adoptive) is cosmos. Goddess in every sense of the word.
@MichaelGroesbeck8 жыл бұрын
+Skippy Rock She never loved him, cuz she's an inanimate object. What we see is merely his dream of her.
@cloudazure89007 жыл бұрын
Arturo Sanchez ik im late af but cosmos is his adoptive mom??? welp guess i learned sonething
@Cyanidesin10 жыл бұрын
Feels like this was FF meets Jersey Shore.
@therealmei273011 ай бұрын
Fun fact: I looked up the word “chode” on google once, curious on what it means, and I immediately regretted it
@RagnaCloud13Күн бұрын
We know that... And I laughed!!!
@MiniKittyChan7 жыл бұрын
not even chaos deserves that
@nmmeswey35849 жыл бұрын
I kinda fell bad for chaos
@The4820756 жыл бұрын
I felt bad for Chaos too, until Chaos destroyed all of existence. Self defeating if you think about it. Without existence, there can be no chaos.
@chaossmith38645 жыл бұрын
@@The482075 Right?
@Dilbert199911 жыл бұрын
Hilarious video, a couple nitpicks I had were that the party didn't have their upgraded classes, (Knight, Ninja, White Wizard, Black Wizard) and Chaos was never trying to end all existence, he was trying to create an infinite time loop for no discernible reason, but funny video nontheless.
@DragonslayerProd10 жыл бұрын
His first name should've been Garland. But I do appreciate the fact that the devil is from Jersey.
@diogobabe10 жыл бұрын
***** i can report u to the police that is illegal to say in the uk where i live it is punishable by law if u say mean things like that to people ho like the same sex
@ArvindS-mv4ef10 жыл бұрын
why is gender "evil"? shouldn't it be male?
@trashspawn4510 жыл бұрын
diogobabe you realize that Gaylord is an actual name right?
@evan32cooper10 жыл бұрын
diogobabe What he said wasn't mean. You are the mean one here it seems like.
@alterego902310 жыл бұрын
diogobabe Guess what. 1: There is no such law. 2: No one (already) in the comment chain (besides possibly you) lives in UK. 3: This is the internet. 4: People in America are aloud to say whatever they want to say. Free speech ftw..
@whisperienced8 жыл бұрын
0:39 who hasn't had that moment??
@tman2299 жыл бұрын
Thief class is OP.
@Shadomancer6 жыл бұрын
First time in history bullying saved the world.
@CH-uk1il8 ай бұрын
Never noticed Chaos's voice echoed.
@rphb58702 жыл бұрын
they won, but at what cost
@RagnaCloud132 жыл бұрын
Driver's license 10 sandwich cards 2 expired condoms 12 gil 40 fastfood receipts A pic of Sarah And his dignity
@rphb58702 жыл бұрын
@@RagnaCloud13 Ye know it is not nice to make fun of people, these guys are going to get a visit from his mother soon, and if ye think I am kidding ye should check up on your myths, from beowulf to Echidna, mothers of monsters are a thing, and they are not to be trifled with.
@RedEyeSD11 жыл бұрын
Sooooooooo they won by bullying/humiliating Chaos into defeat? Our heroes ladies & gentlemen.
@Jexol_AI10 жыл бұрын
Well I guess that's one way to end a battle
@brandontaylor66779 жыл бұрын
im gonna use that in my next slaughter fest
@drewpeacock116810 жыл бұрын
Looking at the team's HP, that white Mage was TERRIBLE at her job.
@VarthRock10 жыл бұрын
If this game had ATB, it would have been a different story LOL
@thezachvolt688310 жыл бұрын
ATB?
@InquisitorShepard10 жыл бұрын
The Zachvolt active time battle. Basically even when choosing a spell or attacking the "ready" bar continue to fill up. So its not turns anymore but just who will attack next is the one who was ready first.
@admiralcrash110 жыл бұрын
Jean Philippe Cornay Sometimes I have to slow down the ATB for intense battles. Just too much going on.
@death48442 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he asked for his wallet back. Hahaahahahaha
@fredriklind672710 жыл бұрын
Guess the Heroes of Light were the real villains.
@Elliandr6 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't the bullying increase his desire to end all existence?
@RichardDong682 жыл бұрын
If Chaos' gender is actually evil and everyone keeps referring to Chaos as "he", are they purposefully assuming their gender?
@RagnaCloud132 жыл бұрын
Actually Chaos in Dissidia is a Male
@PIE5010012 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to just use the meteor while they were laughing at him
@Killjoy459 жыл бұрын
- ...this expired 2 years ago. Aaawww shiiiet. I think I might have some of those in my wallet... maybe its time to clear it.
@kennethvalentine89016 жыл бұрын
Well it's been 2 years time to replace them again
@RagnaCloud133 жыл бұрын
take notes Jack, take notes. just steal his wallet
@theactionmakersback-upacco98608 жыл бұрын
Why the hell are they bullying him? Poor chaos
@Lymerion1377 жыл бұрын
Thanks Dorkly!, this made my day!
@tiraironsyde72518 жыл бұрын
Man! Looks like Ive been playing final fantasy all wrong!
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
And Jack Garland takes an emotional damage of 9999999 hp
@dukinukireal8 жыл бұрын
did anyone else pause to read the drivers liscence?
@Mayahiime8 жыл бұрын
+thegigatroll yes
@cartoonfreak338 жыл бұрын
Yes my friend yes
@renatogarate561810 жыл бұрын
Fighter: I found a cooondooon! That was unexpecting, and bery funny, JA!
@flewis0210 жыл бұрын
Oh Man, if I could list my sex as Evil on my ID I would be soooooo happy.....
@palathaxx7 жыл бұрын
I didn't know you could save all of existence by stealing the evil-doers wallet
@newstart2298 жыл бұрын
I never thought Condoms can expire
@nidohime62338 жыл бұрын
Yes, they do, so careful.
@Skyesbeautifuldream8 жыл бұрын
Yeah. They have an expiration date of like 1 year. I don't think anything bad will happen if you use it after it expires. Why take the risk though. A $1 condom is better than $180,000 child.
@newstart2298 жыл бұрын
MadeAUsername Good fucking roast, but you're not the one with (always horny GF) yes, an actual GF
@xaigoth8 жыл бұрын
i think he was refering to made a username
@nathant74378 жыл бұрын
+MadeAUsername LOL!
@kellydiaz3404 жыл бұрын
That was so cruel, but funny at the same time. I feel so sorry for chaos 😂🤣😂
@LunaP18 жыл бұрын
If only it were that easy to win in every Final Fantasy game. XD
@thelegendaryfrieza717010 жыл бұрын
And that doesn't prevent him from wanting to destroy all of existence.
@theinsanegamer10248 жыл бұрын
And thus he tripped on a pole and died. Really, you can use fear on him in the original.
@alleg0re8 жыл бұрын
Cha- Chaos... You left your wallet...
@MilkandDyskit10 жыл бұрын
Expired? damn, I wanted to eat that.
@mig.z10 жыл бұрын
WUT.
@redcom2510 жыл бұрын
WUT.
@libo200010 жыл бұрын
BAHAHA...wait....WUT
@Firatobi10 жыл бұрын
wat
@evan32cooper10 жыл бұрын
Firatobi WHY CAN I TRANSLATE YOURS?!?!?!...... WUT?
@DragoSonicMile9 жыл бұрын
Whoever said that words can't hurt... really had no idea what they were talking about.
@Ares_16017 жыл бұрын
And they say it was hard to beat a boss
@finalfantasylord110 жыл бұрын
id be a jerk too if I was trapped in a never ending journey like they are
@crashpal6 жыл бұрын
No Experience Points So Jokes On Them
@jebraxas52336 жыл бұрын
crashpal but they beat the final boss so they don't need any
@thomashall11886 жыл бұрын
Chaos:Haha I like meatball subs I mean who doesn't. Me:I agree
@megahyper142110 жыл бұрын
Wow just realized stealing wallets at Final Fantasy is good. It even beats the final boss o_0
@vanlex79107 жыл бұрын
If only it were that easy to beat the final boss in a game. But ten to one they'd have you go through a bunch of stuff to be able to do it.
@williamu279 жыл бұрын
Hahaha not your turn man!
@bobjones97057 жыл бұрын
"Okay guys, haha, jokes on Chaos, I LIKE MEATBALL SUBS. I MEAN WHO DOESN'T"
@SlideHead10 жыл бұрын
His sex is EVIL!?
@SuperJedispartan10 жыл бұрын
EVIL KNOWS NO GENDER!
@Tauric9410 жыл бұрын
Samuel Grégoire wait, how does he use a condom then? oO
@crumbo509510 жыл бұрын
Tauric94 1. Ear Condoms for Sexting 2. Condom for your tongue for Oral
@Ren-vp6ch10 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh... SO THATS HOW YOU BEAT THAT LEVEL. Man, i was stuck at that level for so long
@bendrowned599210 жыл бұрын
someone tell me I'm not hallucinating but does the thief looks like he has the costume of of links in a link to the past someone tell me you saw it
@poggeronipizza34669 жыл бұрын
I did
@talkingdomination19286 жыл бұрын
Don’t let the thief steal FORTY KEKS
@HyruleSwordsman9410 жыл бұрын
Remember kids: Bullying is fun!
@ninjabluefyre38156 жыл бұрын
Tim O'Connor At least better than killing.
@NoU-jc4kq7 жыл бұрын
Man Black Mage Got Hit Hard I Mean 60/601 Damn What Did He Do To You?
@danelo1310 жыл бұрын
Fighter? Dude, I think he forghot to level up the warriors of the light before entering the last boss battle... And Black mage was on trouble
@ShineBright12349 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 he's so weak on the inside
@thefinisher63036 жыл бұрын
That thief looks strangely like link.
@jebraxas52336 жыл бұрын
the finisher in the NES version the theif just looks more like a simpson
@jamesvanitas9 жыл бұрын
..... Fuck, I wish it were THAT easy........
@streaklyern10 жыл бұрын
dude heal that black mage. ugh this is so painful to watch
@MichaelGroesbeck8 жыл бұрын
*& then Chaos went off to kill himself....like so many others that had faced The Peer Pressure & SJW Team.*
@PixelstarWASD8 жыл бұрын
+Childhood-eating monster lucky for you, you and me are the only replies to a top comment!
@dragonzeroxiii25018 жыл бұрын
Wait....but if he let the WoL kill him it would be the same thing. Because the WoL is him