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@ShanaUnite9 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder who the real monsters are.
@PrestoPuma9 жыл бұрын
the guy who wanted to end all of humanity. I know he was just ridiculed but he was about to destroy the world
@PrestoPuma9 жыл бұрын
ShanaUnite "I was hoping to destroy all of humanity today." Yea sounds like a real nice guy.
@ShanaUnite9 жыл бұрын
Presto Puma You don't know his side of the story. He must have a good reason for trying to destroy all of humanity.
@PrestoPuma9 жыл бұрын
ShanaUnite I want you to read what you just commented and tell me what is right about it.
@ShanaUnite9 жыл бұрын
Presto Puma I am sure chaos is actually a nice guy. Besides he only wants to end all of humanity. You are a puma so you will probably be fine.
@yobin37119 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: don't take your wallet with you when you want to end all existence.
@HuntressCody4 жыл бұрын
Take notes team magma!
@bilatkabayo19723 жыл бұрын
Agree xD
@joshfish23 жыл бұрын
666 likes!
@joshfish23 жыл бұрын
and over 6 years ago!
@Skonkgasm3 жыл бұрын
Don't fill your wallet with dumb shit
@mojo_VII8 жыл бұрын
"Yay we won! He flew away!" 2 hours later "and the entire world continues to burn in flames thanks to chaos"
@kylestubbs88678 жыл бұрын
Aw, there goes the satisfaction.
@SilverSupernova68 жыл бұрын
+The Cardboard Box Monster Nu-uh! It's still not his turn.
@chaossmith38644 жыл бұрын
@@SilverSupernova6 Are you saying they'll never perform an action that could constitute a turn? Or die? Idk about that.
@JacOfAllTrades.4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was thinking that was the moment where Dorkly’s interpretation of Chaos would decide “Yeah, they deserve it”
@enkerzan37559 жыл бұрын
This is why we don't bully kids in school, they turn into Chaos.
@PrestoPuma9 жыл бұрын
no we just bully them while they are evil and they piss off. Saving the world with insults.
@enkerzan37559 жыл бұрын
Presto Puma Well, there wouldn't be evil to bully had you not bullied it from the start to make evil. ;-)
@PrestoPuma9 жыл бұрын
Enker Zan but they didn't bully him back then they bullied him now. when did they say he was bullied back then?
@enkerzan37559 жыл бұрын
Presto Puma At the beginning of FF1.
@PrestoPuma9 жыл бұрын
Enker Zan I was talking about the video i never played ff1
@FluttershyLuva7 жыл бұрын
Who knew the easiest way to defeat the final boss in a video game was to hurt his feelings
@dzaesonp85996 жыл бұрын
Emotional distress
@roastgames99905 жыл бұрын
Fluttershy Luva no one Also, tell Angel I said hi
@amyschildgamerlive45193 жыл бұрын
That's also how you kill evil clown aliens lol
@wimpow Жыл бұрын
I know, I know, replying to a 6 years old comment, but hey, internet and algorithm.. anyway: We actually got rid of our bully at class by hurting his feelings. Something like the above. The guy taunting him was too fast on his feet and the bully could never catch him, and once he broke and went outside crying.
@pyrielt Жыл бұрын
Undertale
@crlyfryz80497 жыл бұрын
I love how it starts like a normal battle and then the music cuts out and everyone start joking around
@isaacbailey36816 жыл бұрын
It's not the only Dorkly skit like this. At least two others initially appear as normal in-game battles before the humor starts.
@pacifierjunkee60168 жыл бұрын
That driver's license was the funniest thing ever. "Therman Chaos" D.O.B : 00-00-0000 Sex: Evil lol
@blazingcadet1047 жыл бұрын
6666-666-6666, WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING?!
@ZLunas7 жыл бұрын
+Jrknobel Gaming He doesn't identify as Male or Female, but as "Evil"
@markzilla68957 жыл бұрын
Also, NOCOSMOS LN
@liaminator49507 жыл бұрын
6666-666-6666.
@alexipanda95057 жыл бұрын
Sex: Not now! I have a headache
@olerisager197610 жыл бұрын
i feel sorry for chaos...
@Q_Davis4 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one...
@ZhangtheGreat4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he did want to end all existence, so...
@hamzasultan963 жыл бұрын
@@ZhangtheGreat So? Even during war, the honourable keep the battle on the field, not make it personal.
@KY0T0968 жыл бұрын
Best pacifist run ever?
@nikitaw99768 жыл бұрын
2012
@KY0T0968 жыл бұрын
+Iron Shadow That's cool
@nikitaw99768 жыл бұрын
Calvin Quinn dude this existed before undertale was even a thing
@KY0T0968 жыл бұрын
+Nikitaw99 - Let's Plays, games, reviews I saw the date I know that already, it's a reference because they didn't kill chaos
@KY0T0968 жыл бұрын
+JameboHayabusa How do you "look like a chode" when you don't even know what I look like period?
@jcrowley198510 жыл бұрын
So Chaos is from New Jersey? Explains alot.
@edwardrhoads72836 жыл бұрын
He is not from New Jersey, he IS New Jersey :)
@mistercrool25385 жыл бұрын
What happened to the old Jersey?
@deusexvesania17025 жыл бұрын
@@mistercrool2538 Still chillin' in the English Channel.
@MellowMikka4 жыл бұрын
I am also from New Jersey and I can confirm his name pretty much is New Jersey.
@raymondjones74234 жыл бұрын
@@edwardrhoads7283 Keanu Reeves: Whoah
@jimmygrayjones97929 жыл бұрын
Looks like words spoke louder than actions today.
@johannes41238 жыл бұрын
so, do they still get get the XP?
@thepikarivera77068 жыл бұрын
Maybe or maybe not.
@mrm648 жыл бұрын
+Le Monokuma good thing he didn't have much money lol. Jokes on them!
@berzerk93768 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't matter, final boss
@SenshuRysakami7 жыл бұрын
Final bosses don't give exp anyway >: I always feel so ripped off, they should just cap out your characters, why not?
@TheBrutalSax7 жыл бұрын
Well if Cactuars taught me anything, fleeing enemies don't give me shit lol
@levidoyle341110 жыл бұрын
And that is why Thief is the most broken class...
@onerandombruh3 жыл бұрын
I don't know man, looking at this video makes me think it's kinda useful...
@levidoyle34113 жыл бұрын
@@onerandombruh I meant broken as in over powered.
@CurlyFromTheSwirly9 ай бұрын
@levidoyle3411 Broken usually is reference for multiple skills, not OP. I personally think it's a lame term.
@AliceUmoh8 жыл бұрын
Why would he need a driver's license if he has fricking wings to get around?
@samuellacey51668 жыл бұрын
+Cranberoo Maybe he just grew his wings recently, and needed cars to get around before then. Kinda like the superpowers in Saints Row 4. Where you only needed cars until you got the unlimited sprint ability.
@TomiKaski8 жыл бұрын
+Cranberoo Good point! I mean, have you seen the gasoline prices?!
@carron888 жыл бұрын
+Cranberoo I have two legs to get around and I still drive. Maybe he's just lazy like I am.
@SupernaturalDetective6 жыл бұрын
That or it’s like the flying license in dragonball xenoverse 2
@108dfrex26 жыл бұрын
ID
@NightBreeze1310 жыл бұрын
That ending was priceless.
@GamersXnostalgia10 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing. xD
@Jimbob_429 жыл бұрын
i like your profile pic night breeze cool oc
@farisnaoum92389 жыл бұрын
it was sad
@misusatriyo7 жыл бұрын
That long pause towards the victory fanfare is just gold. Silence is gold.
@SonJazrin10 жыл бұрын
How did he run away when it wasn't his turn?
@AlmarAZL9S10 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah...but if he's gonna cheat, he should've just killed them, ESPECIALLY the Thief! Stupid Chaos.
@CurlyFromTheSwirly9 ай бұрын
It technically was his turn since they all made an action to move & talk.
@behindyou45059 жыл бұрын
this why they added a time gauge in the later games
@RagnokOffical10 жыл бұрын
I love at the end they are all just standing there staring and are like "...............I um.... Guess we won....."
@CerealKillerGuy9 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Link was a thief.
@rimosabysswalker32069 жыл бұрын
Heh isnt he burried in Elfheim XD
@googane77559 жыл бұрын
I thought he was Zelda.
@XelaShade8 жыл бұрын
Bold Erdene >Impies Link is Zelda
@killeing8 жыл бұрын
+CerealKiller are you kidding me? He breaks into peoples houses, consumes giant and small HEARTS, sneaks into ancient tombs and grave robs the place, breaking items found within peoples' homes, kills ANYONE who gets in his way regardless of race and monsters who have families, and believe it or not, he doesn't care about saving zelda, all he's preoccupied with is getting the TRIFORCE itself!!! ...I never really thought of this but Link is a total psychopath XO!!!
@CerealKillerGuy8 жыл бұрын
***** ... You got a point there
@Iliketoeatallday9 жыл бұрын
He's right you know, sandwich cards are a pain to remember.
@noelepics78537 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumour that monsters are coming back
@thecakegarden53247 жыл бұрын
XD!
@gargamellenoir84606 жыл бұрын
College Humor == Dorkly
@charbomber1106 жыл бұрын
Brothers... he follows us... even in the DORKLY COMMENTS SECTION!!!!!
@Scrap_10 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I should feel bad for him or... *victory theme plays*
@MrMixtape9 жыл бұрын
Starting to reconsider who the real monsters are...
@brandontaylor66779 жыл бұрын
the kind with the gender "evil," or has 10 sandwich cards, or an expired condom. that is monstrosity right there bruh.
@Soulcalibar412 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Sephiroth, during the final battle, had a tattoo of a heart that said "Mother" on his arm, and Cloud and co. make fun of him for having a mother complex.
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
A very likely
@kingdomcome3914 Жыл бұрын
You're telling me he doesn't?
@nicholaskehler9169 Жыл бұрын
Imagine for the moment that you are in a restroom at the urinal and you accidentally glanced at the biker beside you and saw he had a cartoon unicorn tattooed on his junk… Would you laugh at him?
@RagnaCloud1310 ай бұрын
Just imagine Barney had a Mother Complex and Clive make fun of him.
@darthmadeus6 жыл бұрын
hahaha! imagine if you could actually do this in a boss battle. the dialogue would be gold
@lilkittygirl Жыл бұрын
FF6 has something like this actually
@CurlyFromTheSwirly9 ай бұрын
@lilkittygirl , Yeah, but they don't make fun of him so much as stand up to him. He says their efforts to build are useless cause he will destroy. They tell him his efforts to destroy are futile cause they will rebuild.
@esands365 жыл бұрын
"What a choad". "I'm not a choad. You guys are the choad". (Cries and flies away) (Victory Theme) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@adamaim34527 жыл бұрын
thats another way to beat evil.
@darthalex36 жыл бұрын
Adam Aim beat evil....with evil!
@nukecatsvideoplant10 жыл бұрын
poor chaos now i feel bad
@randomuser6815 жыл бұрын
Shantae is that you!?
@Egobyte8310 жыл бұрын
I love how they just stand in silence... and then they realize they won ^^ When the victory song played, i laughed so hard. Best way to beat Chaos :D
@julianparsons3027 Жыл бұрын
_"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting."_ - Sun Tzu
@hardeepchahal73507 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I feel bad for Chaos in this one moment
@Pikasayan10 жыл бұрын
DAMMIT THEIF!!! YOU MADE CHAOS CRY!!! >:(
@JDaMac81510 жыл бұрын
Link stole his wallet.
@sk8ersora9 жыл бұрын
poor, poor chaos, getting talked smack to by humans
@thepickleoftesticulargenoc760910 жыл бұрын
JUST FINISH YOUR TURN! I WANNA FIRE A COMET AT YOU! ♪I found a condooom!♪ I died xD
@superstarultra283 жыл бұрын
Same.
@CurtisAlfeld10 жыл бұрын
The condom being expired is irrelevant, because having them in your wallet is terrible for them.
@user-rt6fq8wk1d2 жыл бұрын
So... Are we here to kill Chaos?
@RamenReignss2 жыл бұрын
I think after this, Chaos wants to kill himself
@FinalFantasyAerith8 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling sorry for a cartoon dragon. Something is wrong with me today!
@RedDusk3698 жыл бұрын
"nah ah ah man, it's not your turn" lol.......video game logic
@owenr32656 жыл бұрын
Chaos is in my book. He is sealed inside a boy who is half human, half monster.
@jackedshow11 жыл бұрын
Dorkly I just gotta say your videos are absolutely hilarious. I just stumbled onto them today and im laughing my ass off. Well done.
@elitemagicpresident89026 жыл бұрын
not even chaos deserves that
@ceresbane8 жыл бұрын
to be fair chaos's mom (adoptive) is cosmos. Goddess in every sense of the word.
@MichaelGroesbeck8 жыл бұрын
+Skippy Rock She never loved him, cuz she's an inanimate object. What we see is merely his dream of her.
@cloudazure89007 жыл бұрын
Arturo Sanchez ik im late af but cosmos is his adoptive mom??? welp guess i learned sonething
@hustle_simmons10 жыл бұрын
Meatball subs are delicious
@zodiak12310 жыл бұрын
and now you made me hungry
@phildrake680010 жыл бұрын
just dont buy them from subway
@masonskaggs77755 жыл бұрын
Im a vegetarian
@leontarmann34495 жыл бұрын
@@masonskaggs7775 so? Who cares.
@masonskaggs77755 жыл бұрын
I care
@Cyanidesin10 жыл бұрын
Feels like this was FF meets Jersey Shore.
@Dilbert199910 жыл бұрын
Hilarious video, a couple nitpicks I had were that the party didn't have their upgraded classes, (Knight, Ninja, White Wizard, Black Wizard) and Chaos was never trying to end all existence, he was trying to create an infinite time loop for no discernible reason, but funny video nontheless.
@whisperienced8 жыл бұрын
0:39 who hasn't had that moment??
@tman2298 жыл бұрын
Thief class is OP.
@rphb58702 жыл бұрын
they won, but at what cost
@RagnaCloud132 жыл бұрын
Driver's license 10 sandwich cards 2 expired condoms 12 gil 40 fastfood receipts A pic of Sarah And his dignity
@rphb58702 жыл бұрын
@@RagnaCloud13 Ye know it is not nice to make fun of people, these guys are going to get a visit from his mother soon, and if ye think I am kidding ye should check up on your myths, from beowulf to Echidna, mothers of monsters are a thing, and they are not to be trifled with.
@DragonslayerProd10 жыл бұрын
His first name should've been Garland. But I do appreciate the fact that the devil is from Jersey.
@diogobabe10 жыл бұрын
***** i can report u to the police that is illegal to say in the uk where i live it is punishable by law if u say mean things like that to people ho like the same sex
@ArvindS-mv4ef10 жыл бұрын
why is gender "evil"? shouldn't it be male?
@trashspawn4510 жыл бұрын
diogobabe you realize that Gaylord is an actual name right?
@evan32cooper10 жыл бұрын
diogobabe What he said wasn't mean. You are the mean one here it seems like.
@alterego90239 жыл бұрын
diogobabe Guess what. 1: There is no such law. 2: No one (already) in the comment chain (besides possibly you) lives in UK. 3: This is the internet. 4: People in America are aloud to say whatever they want to say. Free speech ftw..
@Captain_N_TV9 жыл бұрын
Well I guess that's one way to end a battle
@brandontaylor66779 жыл бұрын
im gonna use that in my next slaughter fest
@Shadomancer6 жыл бұрын
First time in history bullying saved the world.
@nmmeswey35849 жыл бұрын
I kinda fell bad for chaos
@The4820756 жыл бұрын
I felt bad for Chaos too, until Chaos destroyed all of existence. Self defeating if you think about it. Without existence, there can be no chaos.
@chaossmith38644 жыл бұрын
@@The482075 Right?
@fredriklind67279 жыл бұрын
Guess the Heroes of Light were the real villains.
@PIE5010011 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to just use the meteor while they were laughing at him
@Elliandr6 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't the bullying increase his desire to end all existence?
@VarthRock9 жыл бұрын
If this game had ATB, it would have been a different story LOL
@thezachvolt68839 жыл бұрын
ATB?
@InquisitorShepard9 жыл бұрын
The Zachvolt active time battle. Basically even when choosing a spell or attacking the "ready" bar continue to fill up. So its not turns anymore but just who will attack next is the one who was ready first.
@admiralcrash19 жыл бұрын
Jean Philippe Cornay Sometimes I have to slow down the ATB for intense battles. Just too much going on.
@flewis0210 жыл бұрын
Oh Man, if I could list my sex as Evil on my ID I would be soooooo happy.....
@Lymerion1377 жыл бұрын
Thanks Dorkly!, this made my day!
@drewpeacock11689 жыл бұрын
Looking at the team's HP, that white Mage was TERRIBLE at her job.
@theinsanegamer10247 жыл бұрын
And thus he tripped on a pole and died. Really, you can use fear on him in the original.
@SlideHead10 жыл бұрын
His sex is EVIL!?
@SuperJedispartan10 жыл бұрын
EVIL KNOWS NO GENDER!
@Tauric949 жыл бұрын
Samuel Grégoire wait, how does he use a condom then? oO
@crumbo50959 жыл бұрын
Tauric94 1. Ear Condoms for Sexting 2. Condom for your tongue for Oral
@LutinPunk11 жыл бұрын
I love your videos man! Subscribed
@RagnaCloud132 жыл бұрын
take notes Jack, take notes. just steal his wallet
@tiraironsyde72517 жыл бұрын
Man! Looks like Ive been playing final fantasy all wrong!
@theactionmakersback-upacco98607 жыл бұрын
Why the hell are they bullying him? Poor chaos
@thomashall11886 жыл бұрын
Chaos:Haha I like meatball subs I mean who doesn't. Me:I agree
@Ren-vp6ch9 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh... SO THATS HOW YOU BEAT THAT LEVEL. Man, i was stuck at that level for so long
@dukinukireal8 жыл бұрын
did anyone else pause to read the drivers liscence?
@Mayahiime8 жыл бұрын
+thegigatroll yes
@cartoonfreak338 жыл бұрын
Yes my friend yes
@death48442 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he asked for his wallet back. Hahaahahahaha
@stevenskinner9987 жыл бұрын
thief: always one of my favourite classes in RPG'S
@kellydiaz3404 жыл бұрын
That was so cruel, but funny at the same time. I feel so sorry for chaos 😂🤣😂
@Killjoy458 жыл бұрын
- ...this expired 2 years ago. Aaawww shiiiet. I think I might have some of those in my wallet... maybe its time to clear it.
@kennethvalentine89015 жыл бұрын
Well it's been 2 years time to replace them again
@bendrowned59929 жыл бұрын
someone tell me I'm not hallucinating but does the thief looks like he has the costume of of links in a link to the past someone tell me you saw it
@poggeronipizza34669 жыл бұрын
I did
@renatogarate561810 жыл бұрын
Fighter: I found a cooondooon! That was unexpecting, and bery funny, JA!
@watsonbones47416 жыл бұрын
way to go hero. you made a grown existance ending being cry. i hope your proud of yourself.
@RichardDong68 Жыл бұрын
If Chaos' gender is actually evil and everyone keeps referring to Chaos as "he", are they purposefully assuming their gender?
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
Actually Chaos in Dissidia is a Male
@megahyper142110 жыл бұрын
Wow just realized stealing wallets at Final Fantasy is good. It even beats the final boss o_0
@DragoSonicMile9 жыл бұрын
Whoever said that words can't hurt... really had no idea what they were talking about.
@thelegendaryfrieza717010 жыл бұрын
And that doesn't prevent him from wanting to destroy all of existence.
@MilkandDyskit10 жыл бұрын
Expired? damn, I wanted to eat that.
@mig.z10 жыл бұрын
WUT.
@redcom2510 жыл бұрын
WUT.
@libo200010 жыл бұрын
BAHAHA...wait....WUT
@Firatobi10 жыл бұрын
wat
@evan32cooper10 жыл бұрын
Firatobi WHY CAN I TRANSLATE YOURS?!?!?!...... WUT?
@Ares_16017 жыл бұрын
And they say it was hard to beat a boss
@palathaxx7 жыл бұрын
I didn't know you could save all of existence by stealing the evil-doers wallet
@shaggyboi25885 жыл бұрын
i enjoyed every second of it
@newstart2298 жыл бұрын
I never thought Condoms can expire
@nidohime62338 жыл бұрын
Yes, they do, so careful.
@Skyesbeautifuldream8 жыл бұрын
Yeah. They have an expiration date of like 1 year. I don't think anything bad will happen if you use it after it expires. Why take the risk though. A $1 condom is better than $180,000 child.
@newstart2298 жыл бұрын
MadeAUsername Good fucking roast, but you're not the one with (always horny GF) yes, an actual GF
@xaigoth7 жыл бұрын
i think he was refering to made a username
@nathant74377 жыл бұрын
+MadeAUsername LOL!
@williamu279 жыл бұрын
Hahaha not your turn man!
@vanlex79107 жыл бұрын
If only it were that easy to beat the final boss in a game. But ten to one they'd have you go through a bunch of stuff to be able to do it.
@EternalSOV10 жыл бұрын
Lost it when the victory music started
@crashpal6 жыл бұрын
No Experience Points So Jokes On Them
@jebraxas52335 жыл бұрын
crashpal but they beat the final boss so they don't need any
@jamesvanitas8 жыл бұрын
..... Fuck, I wish it were THAT easy........
@CantWorkDeezGadgets10 жыл бұрын
Had to sub, good work.
@berzerkinblaze9 жыл бұрын
The two guys in the middle looked like link and the mirror enemy from kirby, and the one on top kinda looked like knuckle joe...
@MichaelGroesbeck8 жыл бұрын
*& then Chaos went off to kill himself....like so many others that had faced The Peer Pressure & SJW Team.*
@PixelstarWASD8 жыл бұрын
+Childhood-eating monster lucky for you, you and me are the only replies to a top comment!
@dragonzeroxiii25017 жыл бұрын
Wait....but if he let the WoL kill him it would be the same thing. Because the WoL is him
@ShineBright12348 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 he's so weak on the inside
@bevrosity8 жыл бұрын
this one is still my favorite.
@Mister86TV10 жыл бұрын
This is now my single favorite of the Darkly Bits.
@Mister86TV10 жыл бұрын
Erm, Dorkly Bits.
@HyruleSwordsman9410 жыл бұрын
Remember kids: Bullying is fun!
@ninjabluefyre38156 жыл бұрын
Tim O'Connor At least better than killing.
@jiralishu3 жыл бұрын
Someone should make a mod for every FF game so that when you steal from a boss there's a .01% chance (or less) of this type of thing where you automatically win by stealing some crazy shit.
@nepu-chan71677 жыл бұрын
Aw, they're taking on Chaos and they ain't even promoted!? ...that takes balls.