Final Fantasy Thief Steals Wallet

[@ShanaUnite]

Makes you wonder who the real monsters are.

[@PrestoPuma]

the guy who wanted to end all of humanity. I know he was just ridiculed but he was about to destroy the world

[@PrestoPuma]

ShanaUnite "I was hoping to destroy all of humanity today." Yea sounds like a real nice guy.

[@ShanaUnite]

Presto Puma You don't know his side of the story. He must have a good reason for trying to destroy all of humanity.

[@PrestoPuma]

ShanaUnite I want you to read what you just commented and tell me what is right about it.

[@ShanaUnite]

Presto Puma I am sure chaos is actually a nice guy. Besides he only wants to end all of humanity. You are a puma so you will probably be fine.

[@mojo_VII]

"Yay we won! He flew away!" 2 hours later "and the entire world continues to burn in flames thanks to chaos"

[@kylestubbs8867]

Aw, there goes the satisfaction.

[@SilverSupernova6]

+The Cardboard Box Monster Nu-uh! It's still not his turn.

[@chaossmith3864]

@@SilverSupernova6 Are you saying they'll never perform an action that could constitute a turn? Or die? Idk about that.

[@JacOfArts]

Yeah I was thinking that was the moment where Dorkly’s interpretation of Chaos would decide “Yeah, they deserve it”

[@yobin3711]

Moral of the story: don't take your wallet with you when you want to end all existence.

[@HuntressCody]

Take notes team magma!

[@bilatkabayo1972]

Agree xD

[@joshfish2]

666 likes!

[@joshfish2]

and over 6 years ago!

[@Skunkgasm]

Don't fill your wallet with dumb shit

[@crlyfryz8049]

I love how it starts like a normal battle and then the music cuts out and everyone start joking around

[@isaacbailey3681]

It's not the only Dorkly skit like this. At least two others initially appear as normal in-game battles before the humor starts.

[@FluttershyLuva]

Who knew the easiest way to defeat the final boss in a video game was to hurt his feelings

[@dzaesonp8599]

Emotional distress

[@roastgames9990]

Fluttershy Luva no one Also, tell Angel I said hi

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

That's also how you kill evil clown aliens lol

[@wimpow]

I know, I know, replying to a 6 years old comment, but hey, internet and algorithm.. anyway: We actually got rid of our bully at class by hurting his feelings. Something like the above. The guy taunting him was too fast on his feet and the bully could never catch him, and once he broke and went outside crying.

[@pyrielt]

Undertale

[@enkerzan3755]

This is why we don't bully kids in school, they turn into Chaos.

[@PrestoPuma]

no we just bully them while they are evil and they piss off. Saving the world with insults.

[@enkerzan3755]

Presto Puma Well, there wouldn't be evil to bully had you not bullied it from the start to make evil. ;-)

[@PrestoPuma]

Enker Zan but they didn't bully him back then they bullied him now. when did they say he was bullied back then?

[@enkerzan3755]

Presto Puma At the beginning of FF1.

[@PrestoPuma]

Enker Zan I was talking about the video i never played ff1

[@pacifierjunkee6016]

That driver's license was the funniest thing ever. "Therman Chaos" D.O.B : 00-00-0000 Sex: Evil lol

[@blazingcadet104]

6666-666-6666, WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING?!

[@ZLunas]

+Jrknobel Gaming He doesn't identify as Male or Female, but as "Evil"

[@markzilla6895]

Also, NOCOSMOS LN

[@liaminator4950]

6666-666-6666.

[@alexipanda9505]

Sex: Not now! I have a headache

[@olerisager1976]

i feel sorry for chaos...

[@ZhangtheGreat]

To be fair, he did want to end all existence, so...

[@hamzasultan96]

@@ZhangtheGreat So? Even during war, the honourable keep the battle on the field, not make it personal.

[@KY0T096]

Best pacifist run ever?

[@nikitaw9976]

2012

[@KY0T096]

+Iron Shadow That's cool

[@nikitaw9976]

Calvin Quinn dude this existed before undertale was even a thing

[@KY0T096]

+Nikitaw99 - Let's Plays, games, reviews I saw the date I know that already, it's a reference because they didn't kill chaos

[@KY0T096]

+JameboHayabusa How do you "look like a chode" when you don't even know what I look like period?

[@jcrowley1985]

So Chaos is from New Jersey? Explains alot.

[@edwardrhoads7283]

He is not from New Jersey, he IS New Jersey :)

[@mistercrool2538]

What happened to the old Jersey?

[@deusexvesania1702]

@@mistercrool2538 Still chillin' in the English Channel.

[@Kahanami]

I am also from New Jersey and I can confirm his name pretty much is New Jersey.

[@raymondjones7423]

@@edwardrhoads7283 Keanu Reeves: Whoah

[@jimmygrayjones9792]

Looks like words spoke louder than actions today.

[@levidoyle3411]

And that is why Thief is the most broken class...

[@onerandombruh]

I don't know man, looking at this video makes me think it's kinda useful...

[@levidoyle3411]

@@onerandombruh I meant broken as in over powered.

[@CurlyFromTheSwirly]

​@levidoyle3411 Broken usually is reference for multiple skills, not OP. I personally think it's a lame term.

[@SonJazrin]

How did he run away when it wasn't his turn?

[@AlmarAZL9S]

***** Yeah...but if he's gonna cheat, he should've just killed them, ESPECIALLY the Thief! Stupid Chaos.

[@CurlyFromTheSwirly]

It technically was his turn since they all made an action to move & talk.

[@johannes4123]

so, do they still get get the XP?

[@thepikarivera7706]

Maybe or maybe not.

[@mrm64]

+Le Monokuma good thing he didn't have much money lol. Jokes on them!

[@berzerk9376]

It wouldn't matter, final boss

[@SenshuRysakami]

Final bosses don't give exp anyway >: I always feel so ripped off, they should just cap out your characters, why not?

[@TheBrutalSax]

Well if Cactuars taught me anything, fleeing enemies don't give me shit lol

[@misusatriyo]

That long pause towards the victory fanfare is just gold. Silence is gold.

[@RagnokOffical]

I love at the end they are all just standing there staring and are like "...............I um.... Guess we won....."

[@AliceUmoh]

Why would he need a driver's license if he has fricking wings to get around?

[@samuellacey5166]

+Cranberoo Maybe he just grew his wings recently, and needed cars to get around before then. Kinda like the superpowers in Saints Row 4. Where you only needed cars until you got the unlimited sprint ability.

[@TomiKaski]

+Cranberoo Good point! I mean, have you seen the gasoline prices?!

[@carron88]

+Cranberoo I have two legs to get around and I still drive. Maybe he's just lazy like I am.

[@SupernaturalDetective]

That or it’s like the flying license in dragonball xenoverse 2

[@108dfrex2]

ID

[@behindyou4505]

this why they added a time gauge in the later games

[@NightBreeze13]

That ending was priceless.

[@GamersXnostalgia]

I couldn't stop laughing. xD

[@Jimbob_42]

i like your profile pic night breeze cool oc

[@farisnaoum9238]

it was sad

[@MrMixtape]

Starting to reconsider who the real monsters are...

[@brandontaylor6677]

the kind with the gender "evil," or has 10 sandwich cards, or an expired condom. that is monstrosity right there bruh.

[@CerealKillerGuy]

I didn't know Link was a thief.

[@rimosabysswalker3206]

Heh isnt he burried in Elfheim XD

[@googane7755]

I thought he was Zelda.

[@XelaShade]

Bold Erdene >Impies Link is Zelda

[@killeing]

+CerealKiller are you kidding me? He breaks into peoples houses, consumes giant and small HEARTS, sneaks into ancient tombs and grave robs the place, breaking items found within peoples' homes, kills ANYONE who gets in his way regardless of race and monsters who have families, and believe it or not, he doesn't care about saving zelda, all he's preoccupied with is getting the TRIFORCE itself!!! ...I never really thought of this but Link is a total psychopath XO!!!

[@CerealKillerGuy]

***** ... You got a point there

[@Scrap_]

I don't know if I should feel bad for him or... *victory theme plays*

[@noelepics7853]

I heard a rumour that monsters are coming back

[@thecakegarden5324]

XD!

[@gargamellenoir8460]

College Humor == Dorkly

[@charbomber110]

Brothers... he follows us... even in the DORKLY COMMENTS SECTION!!!!!

[@darthmadeus]

hahaha! imagine if you could actually do this in a boss battle. the dialogue would be gold

[@lilkittygirl]

FF6 has something like this actually

[@CurlyFromTheSwirly]

​@lilkittygirl , Yeah, but they don't make fun of him so much as stand up to him. He says their efforts to build are useless cause he will destroy. They tell him his efforts to destroy are futile cause they will rebuild.

[@esands36]

"What a choad". "I'm not a choad. You guys are the choad". (Cries and flies away) (Victory Theme) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GreyNimbus41]

Imagine if Sephiroth, during the final battle, had a tattoo of a heart that said "Mother" on his arm, and Cloud and co. make fun of him for having a mother complex.

[@RagnaCloud13]

A very likely

[@kingdomcome3914]

You're telling me he doesn't?

[@nicholaskehler9169]

Imagine for the moment that you are in a restroom at the urinal and you accidentally glanced at the biker beside you and saw he had a cartoon unicorn tattooed on his junk… Would you laugh at him?

[@RagnaCloud13]

Just imagine Barney had a Mother Complex and Clive make fun of him.

[@nukecatsvideoplant]

poor chaos now i feel bad

[@randomuser681]

Shantae is that you!?

[@JDaMac815]

Link stole his wallet.

[@adamaim3452]

thats another way to beat evil.

[@darthalex3]

Adam Aim beat evil....with evil!

[@Egobyte83]

I love how they just stand in silence... and then they realize they won ^^ When the victory song played, i laughed so hard. Best way to beat Chaos :D

[@julianparsons3027]

_"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting."_ - Sun Tzu

[@Vill-e3v]

DAMMIT THEIF!!! YOU MADE CHAOS CRY!!! >:(

[@hardeepchahal7350]

Is it bad that I feel bad for Chaos in this one moment

[@sk8ersora]

poor, poor chaos, getting talked smack to by humans

[@jackedshow]

Dorkly I just gotta say your videos are absolutely hilarious. I just stumbled onto them today and im laughing my ass off. Well done.

[@thepickleoftesticulargenoc7609]

JUST FINISH YOUR TURN! I WANNA FIRE A COMET AT YOU! ♪I found a condooom!♪ I died xD

[@superstarultra28]

Same.

[@CurtisAlfeld]

The condom being expired is irrelevant, because having them in your wallet is terrible for them.

[@FinalFantasyAerith]

I'm feeling sorry for a cartoon dragon. Something is wrong with me today!

[@RedDusk369]

"nah ah ah man, it's not your turn" lol.......video game logic

[@owenr3265]

Chaos is in my book. He is sealed inside a boy who is half human, half monster.

[@hustle_simmons]

Meatball subs are delicious

[@zodiak123]

and now you made me hungry

[@phildrake6800]

just dont buy them from subway

[@masonskaggs7775]

Im a vegetarian

[@leontarmann3449]

@@masonskaggs7775 so? Who cares.

[@masonskaggs7775]

I care

[@火災のアイスクリーム]

So... Are we here to kill Chaos?

[@RamenReignss]

I think after this, Chaos wants to kill himself

[@ceresbane]

to be fair chaos's mom (adoptive) is cosmos. Goddess in every sense of the word.

[@MichaelGroesbeck]

+Skippy Rock She never loved him, cuz she's an inanimate object. What we see is merely his dream of her.

[@cloudazure8900]

Arturo Sanchez ik im late af but cosmos is his adoptive mom??? welp guess i learned sonething

[@Cyanidesin]

Feels like this was FF meets Jersey Shore.

[@therealmei2730]

Fun fact: I looked up the word “chode” on google once, curious on what it means, and I immediately regretted it

[@RagnaCloud13]

We know that... And I laughed!!!

[@MiniKittyChan]

not even chaos deserves that

[@nmmeswey3584]

I kinda fell bad for chaos

[@The482075]

I felt bad for Chaos too, until Chaos destroyed all of existence. Self defeating if you think about it. Without existence, there can be no chaos.

[@chaossmith3864]

@@The482075 Right?

[@Dilbert1999]

Hilarious video, a couple nitpicks I had were that the party didn't have their upgraded classes, (Knight, Ninja, White Wizard, Black Wizard) and Chaos was never trying to end all existence, he was trying to create an infinite time loop for no discernible reason, but funny video nontheless.

[@DragonslayerProd]

His first name should've been Garland. But I do appreciate the fact that the devil is from Jersey.

[@diogobabe]

***** i can report u to the police that is illegal to say in the uk where i live it is punishable by law if u say mean things like that to people ho like the same sex

[@ArvindS-mv4ef]

why is gender "evil"? shouldn't it be male?

[@trashspawn45]

diogobabe you realize that Gaylord is an actual name right?

[@evan32cooper]

diogobabe What he said wasn't mean. You are the mean one here it seems like.

[@alterego9023]

diogobabe Guess what. 1: There is no such law. 2: No one (already) in the comment chain (besides possibly you) lives in UK. 3: This is the internet. 4: People in America are aloud to say whatever they want to say. Free speech ftw..

[@whisperienced]

0:39 who hasn't had that moment??

[@tman229]

Thief class is OP.

[@Shadomancer]

First time in history bullying saved the world.

[@CH-uk1il]

Never noticed Chaos's voice echoed.

[@rphb5870]

they won, but at what cost

[@RagnaCloud13]

Driver's license 10 sandwich cards 2 expired condoms 12 gil 40 fastfood receipts A pic of Sarah And his dignity

[@rphb5870]

@@RagnaCloud13 Ye know it is not nice to make fun of people, these guys are going to get a visit from his mother soon, and if ye think I am kidding ye should check up on your myths, from beowulf to Echidna, mothers of monsters are a thing, and they are not to be trifled with.

[@RedEyeSD]

Sooooooooo they won by bullying/humiliating Chaos into defeat? Our heroes ladies & gentlemen.

[@Jexol_AI]

Well I guess that's one way to end a battle

[@brandontaylor6677]

im gonna use that in my next slaughter fest

[@drewpeacock1168]

Looking at the team's HP, that white Mage was TERRIBLE at her job.

[@VarthRock]

If this game had ATB, it would have been a different story LOL

[@thezachvolt6883]

ATB?

[@InquisitorShepard]

The Zachvolt active time battle. Basically even when choosing a spell or attacking the "ready" bar continue to fill up. So its not turns anymore but just who will attack next is the one who was ready first.

[@admiralcrash1]

Jean Philippe Cornay Sometimes I have to slow down the ATB for intense battles. Just too much going on.

[@death4844]

I lost it when he asked for his wallet back. Hahaahahahaha

[@fredriklind6727]

Guess the Heroes of Light were the real villains.

[@Elliandr]

Wouldn't the bullying increase his desire to end all existence?

[@RichardDong68]

If Chaos' gender is actually evil and everyone keeps referring to Chaos as "he", are they purposefully assuming their gender?

[@RagnaCloud13]

Actually Chaos in Dissidia is a Male

[@PIE50100]

I was expecting him to just use the meteor while they were laughing at him

[@Killjoy45]

- ...this expired 2 years ago. Aaawww shiiiet. I think I might have some of those in my wallet... maybe its time to clear it.

[@kennethvalentine8901]

Well it's been 2 years time to replace them again

[@RagnaCloud13]

take notes Jack, take notes. just steal his wallet

[@theactionmakersback-upacco9860]

Why the hell are they bullying him? Poor chaos

[@Lymerion137]

Thanks Dorkly!, this made my day!

[@tiraironsyde7251]

Man! Looks like Ive been playing final fantasy all wrong!

[@RagnaCloud13]

And Jack Garland takes an emotional damage of 9999999 hp

[@dukinukireal]

did anyone else pause to read the drivers liscence?

[@Mayahiime]

+thegigatroll yes

[@cartoonfreak33]

Yes my friend yes

[@renatogarate5618]

Fighter: I found a cooondooon! That was unexpecting, and bery funny, JA!

[@flewis02]

Oh Man, if I could list my sex as Evil on my ID I would be soooooo happy.....

[@palathaxx]

I didn't know you could save all of existence by stealing the evil-doers wallet

[@newstart229]

I never thought Condoms can expire

[@nidohime6233]

Yes, they do, so careful.

[@Skyesbeautifuldream]

Yeah. They have an expiration date of like 1 year. I don't think anything bad will happen if you use it after it expires. Why take the risk though. A $1 condom is better than $180,000 child.

[@newstart229]

MadeAUsername Good fucking roast, but you're not the one with (always horny GF) yes, an actual GF

[@xaigoth]

i think he was refering to made a username

[@nathant7437]

+MadeAUsername LOL!

[@kellydiaz340]

That was so cruel, but funny at the same time. I feel so sorry for chaos 😂🤣😂

[@LunaP1]

If only it were that easy to win in every Final Fantasy game. XD

[@thelegendaryfrieza7170]

And that doesn't prevent him from wanting to destroy all of existence.

[@theinsanegamer1024]

And thus he tripped on a pole and died. Really, you can use fear on him in the original.

[@alleg0re]

Cha- Chaos... You left your wallet...

[@MilkandDyskit]

Expired? damn, I wanted to eat that.

[@mig.z]

WUT.

[@redcom25]

WUT.

[@libo2000]

BAHAHA...wait....WUT

[@Firatobi]

wat

[@evan32cooper]

Firatobi WHY CAN I TRANSLATE YOURS?!?!?!...... WUT?

[@DragoSonicMile]

Whoever said that words can't hurt... really had no idea what they were talking about.

[@Ares_1601]

And they say it was hard to beat a boss

[@finalfantasylord1]

id be a jerk too if I was trapped in a never ending journey like they are

[@crashpal]

No Experience Points So Jokes On Them

[@jebraxas5233]

crashpal but they beat the final boss so they don't need any

[@thomashall1188]

Chaos:Haha I like meatball subs I mean who doesn't. Me:I agree

[@megahyper1421]

Wow just realized stealing wallets at Final Fantasy is good. It even beats the final boss o_0

[@vanlex7910]

If only it were that easy to beat the final boss in a game. But ten to one they'd have you go through a bunch of stuff to be able to do it.

[@williamu27]

Hahaha not your turn man!

[@bobjones9705]

"Okay guys, haha, jokes on Chaos, I LIKE MEATBALL SUBS. I MEAN WHO DOESN'T"

[@SlideHead]

His sex is EVIL!?

[@SuperJedispartan]

EVIL KNOWS NO GENDER!

[@Tauric94]

Samuel Grégoire wait, how does he use a condom then? oO

[@crumbo5095]

Tauric94 1. Ear Condoms for Sexting 2. Condom for your tongue for Oral

[@Ren-vp6ch]

Ohhhhh... SO THATS HOW YOU BEAT THAT LEVEL. Man, i was stuck at that level for so long

[@bendrowned5992]

someone tell me I'm not hallucinating but does the thief looks like he has the costume of of links in a link to the past someone tell me you saw it

[@poggeronipizza3466]

I did

[@talkingdomination1928]

Don’t let the thief steal FORTY KEKS

[@HyruleSwordsman94]

Remember kids: Bullying is fun!

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Tim O'Connor At least better than killing.

[@NoU-jc4kq]

Man Black Mage Got Hit Hard I Mean 60/601 Damn What Did He Do To You?

[@danelo13]

Fighter? Dude, I think he forghot to level up the warriors of the light before entering the last boss battle... And Black mage was on trouble

[@ShineBright1234]

😂😂😂 he's so weak on the inside

[@thefinisher6303]

That thief looks strangely like link.

[@jebraxas5233]

the finisher in the NES version the theif just looks more like a simpson

[@jamesvanitas]

..... Fuck, I wish it were THAT easy........

[@streaklyern]

dude heal that black mage. ugh this is so painful to watch

[@MichaelGroesbeck]

*& then Chaos went off to kill himself....like so many others that had faced The Peer Pressure & SJW Team.*

[@PixelstarWASD]

+Childhood-eating monster lucky for you, you and me are the only replies to a top comment!

[@dragonzeroxiii2501]

Wait....but if he let the WoL kill him it would be the same thing. Because the WoL is him