Kissin' Practice | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@jakeguercia7755]

“look a reindeer is just a gay moose”... 😂😂😂literally only one sentence in

[@opticalcanine]

"Say it's not"

[@TnACoinZ]

JAKE GUERCIA And Theo is a gay pirate 🏴‍☠️ lol jk Theo!!! Free Ari!

[@emergencyroomandy9425]

That's that instant hitter boy

[@Laremy]

Late nite hitta

[@XXHattoriHanzoXX]

It's all I've heard and I had to pause it instantly to cackle out loud and find this comment

[@mvick7king]

Theo’s that really rare breed of a comedians comedian, didn’t get the recognition he deserved until the last couple of years but is blowing up now and deserves all the success coming his way. Gang

[@johnnydelrome]

Podcast world really is what helped him out big time. Gave hime an opportunity to showcase his unique personality uninterrupted.

[@G_Ozare]

Gang.

[@MeltCrayons]

gang

[@LeePayne2310]

@@johnnydelrome unless bill burr is on the podcast, then Theo gets interrupted frequently.

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

Eagles gang bruh!!!

[@anoriginstory9090]

Just got separated from my wife, living in a new apartment alone. Theo’s good company to have around. Thanks for the laughter man

[@andrewbautista23]

stay strong man! its not gonna be easy, and its gonna take some time. gang gang..

[@anoriginstory9090]

Andrew Bautista gang bru. It’s all good vibes here

[@johnwoods5095]

Sounds like your hitting on em

[@anoriginstory9090]

Conor McGregor yea bro u right lmao

[@anoriginstory9090]

Conor McGregor idk who u referring to tho

[@grosebud4554]

Theo dont stop telling us about stuff you're going through. That's why we listen to you. Because you are the realest comic in the game.

[@1rickopotamus]

Yes we love hearing about it it's relateable

[@aaronriley2954]

“Investigator Gadget”😂 Inspector Gadget bro

[@pimanxtra]

When you talk, Theo, even on my worst day, you make me smile.

[@kameronerdman5870]

“Our ego starts running before we pass the baton a lot of times” damn Theo went philosopher on our ass

[@Gomez9r]

I went to Theo's Friday night 9:30 show in Toronto and I absolutely loved it! I have been watching this podcast since it started. Seeing his stand up was hilarious! If anyone is wondering if it is worth it to buy tickets to one of Theo's shows, I can tell you now that it is well worth it. 10/10 would recommend.

[@travismoore8337]

Theo looks like he can easily light a firecracker and pop a wheelie at the same time

[@aaron4ism]

Underrated

[@terencemorra2149]

Thanks for the shout out man, I am that Italian!! You helped me through A LOT without knowing it, the least I can do is support you brother! Take care of yourself though Theo, GANG bruh.

[@naxonus]

“In case I ever bump into ya, sorry.” 😂😂

[@Jiminoverheroin]

Cameron Cousino sore-ey

[@NickWoerner2013]

That was that Australian Scottish accent hitter.

[@auralplex]

They don’t have an accent, Theo is just southern.

[@brucewayne2184]

*jumps off a building* Sorrryyyyyy

[@dreamshakejones4878]

“I hope you made it home safe and if you didn’t, it means you’re in heaven so you’re winning “ 😂😂 man what kinda logic is that

[@pmmma6114]

Literally over 10 months away from Christmas Nobody: Theo Von: "Look, a reindeer is just a gay moose"

[@nickdaboii]

or 2 months ago.

[@amazingflavour]

Say its not

[@Shakethatbadboy]

We know. We listned.

[@typicalskeptic]

@@Shakethatbadboy Your name is hilarious, i remember the dude from The Ultimate Fighter who said that, it was unforgettable

[@EvanAlpert]

nick arndt he forgot to participate in christmas this year. his family never told him. let the poor slow guy be

[@castopr5275]

10:53 Silliest yet most insightful comedian around. Love you Theo keep it up gang

[@codyl7066]

The most eye opening intro line I've ever heard.

[@joemoody9955]

Theo should open up with a random joke on every pod cast from now on 😂 The transition from “ Look, a reindeer is just a gay moose” then straight to Bishop Gunn had me rollin haha

[@aaron4ism]

SHIIIIIINNNNEEE THAT LIGHT ON MEEEHEEEE GANG GANG

[@Vogelitis]

Hingle McCringleberry that bishop Gunn hitter

[@NandaKumar-lt3pn]

Broke my heart to read that they're on the verge of breaking up. Oh what could have been

[@aaron4ism]

Nanda Kumar what's going on ? Not a hiatus?

[@NandaKumar-lt3pn]

@@aaron4ism look that's how it always starts. One guy says he wants to focus on his solo career and that's it for them as a band.

[@aaron4ism]

Nanda Kumar you're not wrong about that brotha.. Damn, good band

[@PrimalStrength2020]

Don't ever stop talking with us about your struggles. That's why we all love you homie.

[@dannyboy536]

One of the great things about you Theo, is that you're funny and entertaining when you're not following a script. Some very succesful comedians simply put on an act for the masses. They sell themselves but they're just actors

[@glendacampbell]

All these candles circling Theo got him looking like he's deep into a dark arts session.

[@user-oq9xj1gp8f]

The world needs you brother, 🇨🇦love

[@nicolec7685]

Too successful to "complain"? One of my favorite things about this podcast is to hear Theo come forth with his struggles. I know this could split a room 50/50 - but I'm sure a decent amount of us feel relief by hearing Theo put our thoughts & fears into words for us and still receive an outpour of support in the community. For all of the fans who are too hard on themselves, I think it's really amazing to see a genuine person such as Theo take ownership of his demons and lead by example. Some of us don't have that open communication with anyone - let alone someone who we can also laugh with.

[@TheExtremeCube]

Exactly, theo said things I never even really communicated to anyone but felt inside

[@nicolec7685]

@@TheExtremeCube Right? Sometimes "Be good to yourself" is the nicest thing I hear in a week and it really does center me at times. Theo beat that DS, so in my opinion, boy can do anything he wants. He deserves it.

[@lukechildress3677]

Hey Theo! I just saw you in DC and you did freaking awesome. My girlfriend bought me tickets for Christmas and it was the absolute best present. I hope you know you bring genuine joy into people's lives. And are really inspiring to fellow southourners like myself thank you for doing what you do brother. Ganggang.

[@Khastrong69]

Theo so funny that he doesn’t even need to try anymore it’s just come natural at this point

[@joshaldaco9205]

I'm sorry

[@taylormist8694]

"That's something i heard .... or just thought and then pretended like I heard" Sums up the Rat King in one line, Gang bruh... onward

[@stephaniedebruijn2625]

"I'm GAYYY" "....Have two beers, PATRICK and calm down, bro... you're gonna be fine.

[@stikki713]

He used this joke years ago on another podcast, still funny though

[@flipgunderson1946]

He uses it all the time but it's hilarious. Wish I had a list of the podcast episodes he uses it on + the time stamps

[@stephaniedebruijn2625]

@@flipgunderson1946 ... see... you get it.

[@flipgunderson1946]

@@stephaniedebruijn2625 absolutely!

[@jrsmith3344]

Definitely on one of his appearances on The Church of What's Happening Now

[@antf6142]

First time I've ever cried laughing into a video 1 second lmao "a gay moose" theo's the best comedien ever

[@gracejenson]

Theo has the best opener.

[@GRZZ23]

Theo, you Sir are a blessing and help heal a lot of us. You might not think this, but we all know and see the authentic genius of a human being you are. Thank you. Gang!

[@ericl.8454]

This one was both hilarious and powerful on an emotional level. But who am I kidding, all of your episodes are Theo. Thanks for always speaking the truth and being a guide to those who are lost.

[@theratking7762]

" I slipped Charlie a little piece of Nicorette, here's that buzz from daddy" lmao

[@johntwiford]

pbillz116 try and think of something funnier to slip a domestic animal, you won’t.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

A pecker.....sorry

[@crackthefoundation_]

this is like the opposite of the news. just a dude being honest and trying to do the right thing. often times neither are easy. thanks theo

[@PaPaPOVEY]

Theo with the Australia/British with a dab of Canadian accent.

[@Jon-Unger]

Dirty Dangler aka South African accent

[@PaPaPOVEY]

Jon Unger Oi never thought of that it really is bro.

[@krazed98]

Even a bit of scotsman in there too! Lmao

[@PaPaPOVEY]

krazed98 Theo is greatness, funniest man alive. So nice to see him finally getting his due after 15+ years. I still renewer being about 9-10 watching him on Road rules. Which ppl don’t realize he was one of the best make participants ever. Never once went into a elimination because he was so well liked. I believe he won several times as well. Sry for the rant bro Gang

[@vallyval7591]

The "CHARLIE GET AWAY FROM THAT GUY!!" Voice is everything!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Laubauskas]

White girls saying something is "everything" is everything!!!!!!!

[@vallyval7591]

Whomp whomp....... and I'm Cuban and white get off me.

[@Laubauskas]

@@vallyval7591 I bet you get loud when you drink. You 'aight though

[@vallyval7591]

Wow thanks Jake, now I can go on with my day with your approval.

[@lillonely1977]

Theo posts this right when I’m about too roll up a fucken horse leg hitter GANG GANG BRUH

[@slimi2239]

This was one of the funniest 😂 episodes ever.. man your insane how you can connect with many people. Love from Canada 🇨🇦

[@kennypowers8185]

Love your humbleness you could be a famous comedy actor but your not the Hollywood type your a special individual who can't be bought stay this way always.. onward

[@elronaldopablo]

Greetings from Montreal, Canada, everyone. New fan of the podcast. Love listening to episodes while I do schoolwork at night. Gang gang!

[@RadDadMoody]

Theo Von, man of mullet. Mind of bullet. Comedic marksman!! Love this guy!

[@hunterredfern5918]

"Our ego starts running before we pass the baton" what a statement Gang

[@kcgoon913]

thanks for the podcast theo. youre podcast really is on of thevonly ones i can listen to anymore. i hardly laugh like i do when i watch this day to day and the real life stuff and reminders of things i seem to forget. i appreciate you brother. gang

[@CezaMVO]

"A reindeer is just a gay moose". How does theo do it every week. After I stopped myself from laugh so hard, I sat back and let this thought expand in my mind.

[@johntwiford]

“Sometimes, laughter...it’ll shake a truth right out of your lie booth.” Theo, you are a prophet, just saw you in DC last night- back row balcony and my face still hurts from laughing.

[@MultiPlaneApprentice]

The kids are about to pass out. Perfect timing. Gang

[@CP-hi5pn]

Shane P Gang

[@trAAAp3]

timmy timson buzz buzz

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

Shane P HAHAHAHAH

[@protonstevie]

Jumping off buildings "I'm sorrryyyy!"

[@spaide98]

I love how he had a slight Asian accent

[@Morale_Booster]

Theo "I'm not trying to disgust you I'm just trying to be honest" Von. Thanks for this one! Made me feel a little more normal about the weird shit I did when I was younger

[@Laidbackskater91]

Man I saw your show on Saturday and you’re absolutely right, everyone in that room had a blast! Such a fun show to be at. Keep on killing it! #ganggang

[@vivienmartin225]

I hope you only get the best of everything Theo, you deserve it

[@CTRL_F]

Sometimes that giggle will just wiggle somethin' right out of you.

[@Michael-mm7xb]

"when something is good, it is rare" that hit hard today😓

[@deafman5680]

Our king getting angry about the fake news media♥️

[@clintwestwood4545]

My god. Theo is so good at making something unexpected 😂😂. I legit thought he was gonna get into some deep shit when he said “laughter brings the truth out of you” then he did what he did LMAOOOOO

[@zackbell4597]

"Canada was just a place they practice safety equipment" Genuinely curious, how is this guy doing this so deadpan/straight faced? I've been a Theo fan for about 5 years now and I truly don't understand. He's such an enigma.

[@familiaandradeherederodelr2320]

"CHARLIE! GET IN THE HOUSE!"

[@bigmikegrows408]

I feel like one of the first few to the party. Just awkwardly getting drunk in the corner as the party hasn't even started. Gang gang.

[@MultiPlaneApprentice]

Big Mike there’s a couple here with you. Pass that hitter. Gang

[@TheProdigiez]

gang cuz

[@elijahvega9966]

I love vibing with theo to the intro.

[@glennrudolph]

How the F does he think of “someone parking a boat is like the lights on stage”!! It’s brilliant!!

[@ToastyChud]

Your show in Toronto was amazing that girl who yelled “IM CUTTING MYSELF” 🤣

[@ToastyChud]

David McCarthy yeah man the energy he tackled it with was high

[@For_The_Watch]

I saw Dark Arts in Louisville. So good. Drunk folks kept yelling for him to do bits and he had to say “guys I came here with a plan” lol

[@ToastyChud]

Donnie Staats 😂 lol

[@petermozuraitis5219]

I made it to the Thursday show, unbelievable !!

[@inigomontoya619]

Your podcasts make my day great again. Even in the worse mood i can listen to your PoV and it just helps. Thanks bruh. Gang

[@tonybaloney8987]

God bless Bishop Gunn! Please stay together and making more music. It's the best. Gang Gang...

[@scharlesgwyn6057]

Yo theo bishop gun song I'm makin it touch my soul bro cant stop crying thinking about all the good times I had with the ones I lost thanks for the lords music real shit

[@djloach4788]

That 3 inch baby cape on fleek booiieeyy!!

[@joshtalley6655]

DJ LoACh that hitter son!

[@petep5003]

Why is santa hoarding all these gay meese 🤔

[@mimigiggles4199]

Cuz his wife is a battle axe and he needs something uplifting.

[@dt-hf8vz]

life’s about to change for me starting tomorrow, so.... ONWARD.

[@dannyboy536]

Bishop Gunn are great, thanks for introducing us to them

[@Eeland_Stribling]

Greatest opening line to any podcast/movie/song/ anything the world has ever seen.

[@Kelgee3]

If Theo a Priest, everyone goin to confession.

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

Kel Gee I’m in line bro lol

[@johnyblitz9774]

Fuck verbs right

[@christiankessler3176]

Perfect way to end my day 💯💯

[@HIGHTS]

"CHARLIE!!!!" hahaha had me dying every time. Thank you for always lifting me up brother. GANG GANG

[@elijahboi3774]

Charlie dont wanna be with that man bruh.😂😂😂

[@austentx9102]

For real, Theo has the nicest looking studio now... out of the regulars (belly, santino, tfatk, etc.)

[@EntitledMillennials]

We'll listen to you complain all day Theo ❤

[@jamieshouldbeavailable]

Was at that Saturday show man....you fucking killed it. Good for you for employing one of our locals to Mc the show. Love u man, sorry!

[@muhammadsiddiqmuhiddinov1590]

Does anyone else feel like they already heard this one? The reindeer one and what he said bout the future is giving me deja vu fr fr

[@muhammadsiddiqmuhiddinov1590]

Nick Hunter thank you kind sir

[@MrMitchSH]

Loved the Friday late show brother! Your opener was hilarious and then you came out and absolutely destroyed it, nobody could breathe for that first 15 minutes man before you took a couple sips of your water 😂😂

[@noahcaldwell8012]

I think you've just got yourself a new fan sir. loving it so far

[@aLovelyDay4Love]

6:20 ’A little bit of that vitamin D straight from the vitamin G.O.D... You feel me, I’m talkin straight of the t i t of the Lord of the sky!’ 😂😂😂 How can he make me laugh out loud that hard?

[@jakeolive3220]

That intro OBLITERATED me, I'm fuckin crying during Shine bruh 😂😂😂😂

[@aaron4ism]

"He had like a fade on his arms, shoulders, everywhere" "He looked like a pipe cleaner" 😂😂😂 Poor dog tho bruh, I love my dawg. He listens but because of mutual respect. Gang Gang 🐀🎒

[@adamgardener9082]

That voice has got me rolling! I wish it was in a cartoon.

[@slabsandstatues]

Poor dog maybe the owner was concerned for his well being

[@aaron4ism]

@@slabsandstatues yeah I was just making a joke lol I do understand the need for correction and a firm tone from time to time, as a dog owner.

[@adamgardener9082]

@@slabsandstatues You're probably right. I never thought of that. That impression is so funny I died laughing tho.

[@aaron4ism]

@@slabsandstatues it didn't sound as if the dog was mistreated, I agree

[@mattchristian231]

"That limited look piece" 😂😂

[@shrib-tvyt7288]

Bishop Gunn needs to make it happen

[@grantl3040]

Hey Theo from camp lejene, north Carolina! Thanks for always an awesome podcast with plenty of laughs!

[@darnell8115]

Grant L thanks for your service.

[@funkaydingo4151]

I really want to see Marc Rebillet on an episode.

[@crackthefoundation_]

when god made theo he spilled something in the mix even he doesnt know about

[@cameronkemp2743]

charlie.....i almost pissed myself the more he went with it.

[@retrom]

God damn a few seconds in I’m already smashing out a laugh

[@cutler2639]

Theo you should talk more about climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro sometime, that shit would be hella interesting

[@TheDAC52]

Dude, Theo read some E books I would hella listen to that, your voice is nice to hear

[@jasonrandalltucker3rdparty194]

Theo is a breath of fresh air, gang gang, skeet shuttle on the regs out there

[@jpssteam]

made me mist my beer out my mouth, into my fist and back into my face over that ham hocks part I was laughin so hard

[@EthanKleinScat]

Yesssss rat daddy that nighttime hitter before sleep 😴

[@SchoonsD]

I like the way you talk 🥵

[@MrStevenFlores28]

Look thats the best open to ANY podcast in a long time

[@CP-hi5pn]

Me: Gets a notification for new TPW while dropping some colonic jewels from all the food I ate this past weekend; clicks on link to get that new hitter. Immediately forgetting phone still connected to Bluetooth on sound bar in living room with my girls, wife, in laws and parents. Theo: loud as hell “look, a reindeer is just a gay moose, say it ain’t...lol..🤣🤣🤣🤣 Didn’t get a chance to see their faces yet, but can’t wait!! 😬🤣 Thanks for the family memories Theo!!! Gang Gang Bruh

[@kiethj7]

Thank god it wasnt porn bruh

[@smoovetoons2092]

Link or it never happened.

[@bigpapapage7165]

brother im in a shit mood, work is killing me, my wife is annoying me, I do love my kids but damn...im glad I got this podcast to wake up gang gang

[@anthonypalmisano7885]

Thank you for putting out such A Great show

[@modus18]

Theo! Can you get an airline pilot on the show? I want to know what that's like man!! How they learned. close calls, etc. GANG

[@cheylalynn7881]

Dude the respect you have for dogs makes me love you so much more.

[@jennymakrygiannakis8547]

Theo Toronto loves you; thank you for the kind words about Canada :)

[@jeninlight]

For real you were in Toronto?! Dammit! Missed ya