Ninja's new book is worse than you can imagine

ninja in comic book, how epic will he be
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[@geertyboyfilms2721]

In the book ninja should’ve reported the kid who killed him for stream sniping

[@kandy1399]

lol

[@breadit404]

Ooh, nice one.

[@jetpackdog3427]

_Ouch_

[@lahar2412]

he always does that because he thinks he's the best thing on fortnite.

[@jetpackdog3427]

@@lahar2412 yeah we knoe

[@fabiofhefitten]

Bruh I can’t believe Ninja said ‘Noob’ I’m literally shaking and crying at the club rn 😔😔😔😭😭😭

[@DrakeAsleep]

Lol

[@pathosfear6290]

I feel triggered, hurt and vulnerable.

[@johnnyp.5816]

Thomas the Dank That went too far...

[@greenreversecard2612]

Thomas the Dank Why are you like this

[@ERROR-gj6uc]

Damn that’s crazy..... but I don’t remember asking

[@sugondeez1035]

The fact that I thought he'd say "Keller gets turned into a pickle." at 18:17 just shows how broken my brain is.

[@mohammadhilal6818]

Funniest shit I’ve seen all day

[@7AM.Adrian]

This shows how broken my brain is because I laughed for minutes straight at this comment

[@DrMan-nh3bg]

"I'm a pickle Ninjaaa, i turned myself into a pickle! I'm Pickle KELLERRR!!!"

[@edgarburguete5670]

I think this shows how well structured your brain is by not accepting any bad feedback

[@Nice-ph1qu]

The other name for ninja's book should be "Sword Art Offline".

[@copper9687]

"Headband Art Online".

[@flyingsnowycats]

"Sword Mistake Offline" XD

[@Kitsu_no_mirai]

Wheeeeze

[@nathanbarron1555]

U dropped this 👑

[@mowdegrassetyson7676]

Gamer Art Online

[@_V.Va_]

"Ninjer." Hey there, Pyro. I don't think you're allowed to say that.

[@meatloafer2762]

This is comedy gold

[@jockeyfield1954]

he still said the n word that 1 time

[@_V.Va_]

@@jockeyfield1954 Wait what, he did??

[@realglubtubbuswepple]

Oh my god he said the n word??? Oh my God this is the end of the world I hate him let's cancel him omg im literally shaking and crying

[@_V.Va_]

@@realglubtubbuswepple shidding and farding pbbtpbbtttbbp

[@MultiEkisDe]

I've made roleplays with more sense than this book.

[@teefffa]

And i think i perfer watching a old poorly made horror movie rather this comic

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

@@teefffa would you rather: Read Ninja Manga or watch that Star Wars movie with Chewbacca and his family. I'd read Ninja Manga.

[@deadchannel5184]

Mood is oozing from this

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

@@deadchannel5184 poo penis. Penises on top of toast on top of Sandwiches.

[@deadchannel5184]

Cosmic Mitama The Ultimate what is this reply, I stay up awake to think- “What was going on in this humans head to write this?”

[@flushedgaming7821]

People: Criticise Ninja’s book Ninja: “Everyone on KZbin hates me”

[@HaziqShake]

So does everyone on twitch

[@viggecokarlittecola4655]

well if this was a normal childrens book it wouldent be criticized at all also if the games that are about pewdiepie were about ninja i bet those games would be more criticized he has a point

[@Sunss]

@@HaziqShake didn't he switch to that google *streaming platform*

[@flushedgaming7821]

JsevenZ It’s mixer. Its owned by Microsoft

[@fostNZ]

@@viggecokarlittecola4655 Yes if it was a normal children's book it wouldn't be criticized so much, if the games that are about pewdiepie were about ninja they'd be criticized, why? Cause it's Ninja, he's famous. If it was a normal children's book it wouldn't be, why? SINCE ITS NOT WRITTEN BY A FAMOUS PERSON. Pewdiepie's games, they would of been more criticized probably cause Ninja would change the direction of the game to a battle royal.

[@gg_novastar8492]

“4 pages in and he’s already a douche” sounds just like his life story

[@marrqi7wini54]

Guess it's an autobiography.

[@MauricesHeresy]

Can’t wait to see ninja on this “tHE FuCk diD yoU JusT sAy To mE yOU liTtLe Shit”

[@eskimo8383]

So basically, this book is just sword art online but worse and kid friendly

[@brwisnt]

How can something be worse than SAO

[@eskimo8383]

@@brwisnt include a fortnite streamer and there you go you have something worse then SAO

[@brwisnt]

Fine, you’re right

[@jjjogos6751]

@@brwisnt SAO is a pretty good anime,not the best,but a good one,and,btw,shoujo ramune is way worse

[@brwisnt]

People say “opinions can’t be wrong”, however yours is

[@CocoMountainMC]

i thought ninja doesn’t play with girls

[@du4430]

LMFAO hahahsgdheusja

[@DurpyON]

Lmao

[@noeL-sp6wn]

Very epic

[@PapsThings]

*He does in bed ;)*

[@Real_Kaedinh]

Oh yeah i forgot he said that

[@mrcheese4886]

Ali-A: “no swearing” Alia-A again: “I swear the door always goes at the worst times”

[@notyourbusiness4254]

Didnt quite make me laugh but it was pretty good, 7/10 would read again

[@mrcheese4886]

Fair enough😂

[@gabbythecupcakemonster4317]

stolen \_(U.U)_/

[@burgerhouseinthehouse2079]

Content Deleter True true.

[@bandibandibandibandi]

who cares about if it was stolen, it's just a quote

[@TheRanchiestMan]

“GOODBYE JOJO” - killer to Tyler 2020

[@ejdg8386]

Lmao

[@wanshahmin6064]

I like this cause I like JoJo

[@LucasGabriel-dz3mf]

@@wanshahmin6064 no shit

[@SomeRandomHelldiver07]

You fool killer queen already touched this comment section

[@SomeRandomHelldiver07]

@AUsDorian kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqPCiWV9oaaVgdk

[@YedLee]

6:19 the 'BRUUHH' with the sirens just killed me idk why that was so funny😭

[@AdamG1983]

"I'm not seeing enough movement!!!"

[@terra-brawlstars1891]

Dirty mind!

[@Spellfork]

Let me guess, at the end as ninja fights his nemesis he wins by reporting the bad guy for stream sniping

[@DrakeMeatRider]

Oh my god

[@lmsports6136]

u r big brain boi

[@hexvitaminddeficiency9690]

Joakim Rannikko u just spoiled this for me ;( im reporting u

[@janeintherain1480]

8:23 this is the best part of the video I can’t stop watching it

[@bluebird6327]

GOODBYEEEE JOOOOOJOOOOO

[@nathalieproulx5320]

Yes

[@lmao1660]

Araki at the end of every part:

[@yaboijosef9946]

Do you know what is the music called at 8:25

[@kwibee]

“You know how many trees died because of ninja”

[@nasilemak868]

Help, Mr Beast!

[@nemzi8969]

All the tries what mrbest planted

[@dzemaika626]

F

[@denisdrahokoupil6605]

F

[@bread9470]

You said "I shouldn't have made this video, I should've made another" how about petscop 2?

[@shitocodone8940]

AaAaAa PETSCOP 2 PETSCOP 2

[@razor6827]

Dominik yehaw I wish we had dead space four and mass effect 4

[@tabitha7156]

@@shitocodone8940 PETSCOP 2!!!

[@nicocurti7183]

*revenge of the sith final battle* Anakin: You underestimate my power Obi-wan: You could’ve been awesome, Anakin

[@soup7913]

Nico Curti underrated comment

[@jeanantonpadua4716]

@Blueburrito123 *elegant weapon

[@andrewholmes2850]

@Blueburrito123 to my collection

[@Mixomin]

The beginning of the plot is literally just Ben 10: Gamer Edition

[@kveldsmyr6705]

Mixed with some sword art online

[@bimgac1543]

Bruh

[@agentorange1894]

Fuck you

[@jacwarfare2912]

Nice pfp

[@walter9733]

How much vbucks is the omnitrix

[@Kubaadamiec]

For anyone who doesnt know what the song is what plays mostly when when pyro is like reading the comic,its called triage at dawn,its a song used in hl2 when winston gets shot.

[@KodeGringle]

Oooh nice choice of music in the beginning. Swag shop, very epic

[@JimmehRulez]

7:05 giga chad b4 gigachad was a meme

[@littlehunter1902]

Mom can we get Sword art Online? "But we already have Sword art Online at home" Sword art online at home:

[@Mohjo19]

idk but it looks like way better developed than the actual first part of the anime tho

[@Original_Username]

But why would you want to watch SAO?

[@IsaacEyes]

GOD DAMMIT I JUST MADE THAT JOKE

[@hamishmacdonald8593]

this is better

[@cryptohello7666]

You have sword art online at home its called toilet

[@andrewshaw2033]

“do you know how many trees died for ninja” got me laughing a little too hard

[@TA-yt1qy]

You need help

[@M4Pz_]

"The most dangerous game" is actually a story about hunting humans on an island by some rich guy.

[@chloway420]

Marcos Pena thats what i was thinking about, like I read it in 9th grade lol

[@porcelainpup]

So the question is, could get sue for using the name?

[@marc13bautista]

I'd like to see Ninja be the one being hunted and getting the bad end tho.

[@dutchlinde3574]

I love that story! and Zaroff is pretty rich.

[@vapor-sings]

"He'd never slept in a better bed"

[@gogurt_st]

Excuse me, his name is Tyler “Ninja Fortnite” Blevins. Common misconception.

[@supersaiyanbread2063]

No one cares about his name

[@goodridgeembola9437]

He looks like the submissive partner of a lesbian relationship

[@woradanoopengruksa8898]

r/rareinsults

[@nialledwards]

This comment works for both Pyro and Ninja

[@ZK-ff2ru]

@@woradanoopengruksa8898 r/ihavereddit

[@chain3519]

Pyrocynical or the ninja fan fiction character?

[@goodridgeembola9437]

chain3519 pyro

[@smalltok4638]

You know how some stories have a "big twist" that nobody saw coming? My headcanon is that this entire book 3 days after the controller latched onto ninja's arm doesn't actually happen. Why, you may ask? Ninja had been TELEPORTED to the "gamer world", meaning that if every game exists in this world that exists in real life, ninja would have tumors due to using the teleporter. In other words, I have done nothing but teleport gamers for 3 days.

[@Minebama]

When my wife's boyfriend buys me ninja's new book: Epic.

[@joojojoj956]

Hol up

[@corruptedbird]

Wait I had to read that again 😂

[@gg_novastar8492]

Ok listen hear bud

[@FriezaSucks]

you are so late to the meme, as always, and now you're bringing in even more people who missed it by years.

[@sthlng2180]

@@FriezaSucks who gives a shit

[@adambennett7954]

“My ad revenue is gonna plummet...” *4 MiDrOll AdS*

[@Sheltada]

I got 6 mid roll and one at the end

[@richardreagan1258]

I got 8

[@moon-pw1bi]

2 for me

[@advancedsoldier8569]

MunchesCrunches lucky ass

[@LemxnsOF]

I got 7

[@johnnywrenswords3463]

Imagine your in war and a enemy soldier shoots you and whispers "fucking noob"

[@jupiter3182]

I’m only invested in the story because my favorite lesbian is reading it

[@ASHLEY-vw8vy]

Ah yes

[@imperialfist2304]

Playboy Bunny I know right?

[@coolattas6309]

Reading Richard Connell’s short story “the most dangerous game”: ❌ Reading Ninja’s story “the most dangerous game”: ✅

[@ssp9181]

That is such a good story.

[@viola308]

It rly is

[@kingwuf4420]

You mean Rich Purnell?

[@gronakulor4981]

Funny how the Zodiac Killer was also a big fan of that book... 🤔🤔

[@uffy]

Richard Connell! I couldn't remember the author of The Most Dangerous Game, thank you very much friend

[@Inflake]

I clicked because the comic says “noob.”

[@Bojacmancork]

daylon what music symbol

[@Inflake]

daylon it normally doesn’t appear for mobile users! Thanks :)

[@0ppress]

@@Inflake it is

[@JMiN___]

Tbh he should have fired the writers for not using 1337 5p34k. Ninjas way too lit and epic to not spell it n00b smh my head people have zero respect for the culture surrounding these champion athletes

[@pastaronravioli4238]

its cool and hip shut up libtard lolxd

[@bunbundont_care8762]

This sounds like Sword Art Online without the harem

[@JustSkram]

.hack*

[@hoshii.8533]

I mean, its target audience are children. What do you expect?

[@Light-cs9sw]

Like every generic Isekai

[@vickhj6333]

dont haram bro allah shalla insahllah

[@reverb2280]

so shit

[@user-jr1oh7vz7z]

me: mum, can we have naruto? mum: we already have naruto at home naruto at home:

[@crown817]

ima use netflix at home to watch thay

[@crown817]

@@brokentoaster4231 whats that mean

[@brokentoaster4231]

@@crown817 Someone's never played New Vegas.

[@soltrice]

but theyre the same why do u want to get another one

[@strangerx8606]

Ninja should just make an audio book as pyro as the narrator.

[@Flankie]

pyro would just be making fun of his script the entire time

[@deadhelix]

Pyro: Shits on book but gives it 5/10 visually so the kiddies aren’t too mad. Now that’s what I call a pro gamer move.

[@gasabur2934]

Pyro you need to make a part 2 of this video. The second part of the book just came out last year. The book is called "Ninja: War for the Dominions"

[@captainbean4219]

4:54 It started when an alien device did what it did It stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid Now he's got superpowers he's no ordinary kid He's ninja blevins

[@elsahaynes3855]

“A children’s book to teen” I DIED OF LAUGHTER

[@LlamaLopez]

Especially because of the examples he used. "Of Mice and Men" for kids? That one's mega depressing

[@matthew7307]

@@LlamaLopez of mice and men chapter 6: lennie gets capped

[@ccda3324]

@@matthew7307 *game ended

[@apex_repetive5484]

Children's book: A dark and really sad novel about the great depression Teens book: Minecraft guide. Couldn't agree more Edit: wow this is my most liked comment. Thanks guys!

[@OnionYeeter]

U have more likes than I have veiws

[@OggerFN]

U have more likes than I have veiws

[@luduanisia8771]

U have more likes than I have veiws

[@themerpking8445]

I was hoping to see the movie version of Lennies hallucination, but sadly they skipped it...

[@apex_repetive5484]

@@themerpking8445 I read the GCSE one so I didn't know it happened but it's a really sad ending

[@Felipe_W_13]

As a fellow Felipe. F in the chat for the other Felipe.

[@gonzoclan9603]

I love how the Blevs hits the virgin walk so perfectly

[@tonigc8589]

"Blevs"

[@hyprcolor]

Pyro's woman voice: Miss Piggy + Him from Powerpuff Girls

[@crazako]

"The Most Dangerous Game" Uh, Ninja, someone already made a book with that name.

[@user-tq2vy2qs2j]

That is literally considered a classic...

[@forcethehorse7776]

And it’s a much better book than ninjas

[@perfectlyfine1675]

I can see Blevins' fans saying that Richard Connell had copied the Blev.

[@SomeGuyArchivist]

Shhhh. Don't tell him. Don't tell him that the original is better than this shitty comic, either

[@pongo1342]

Perfectly Fine bold of you to assume they can read

[@reanterhog5701]

noticed something while rewatching the dozer guy is actually just gigachad

[@artsifixial]

I showed this to my friends recently and just realized that fucking Felipe Magaña did the art for Ninja!! An actual artist I admire did a ninja book, incredible.

[@connorwells3275]

Why does Karen look like that middle aged lesbian that every town has

[@Gleamiarts]

I was thinking more gordon ramsey's lesbian sister

[@connorwells3275]

@@beep1228 I'm actually from the UK but everywhere you go you get these Karen's

[@ASC3NS10N]

I thought "The Most Dangerous Game" was a very old short story about some guy named fucking Rainsford

[@snobdogg5095]

Why does ninja look like Kakashi with a palette swap

[@soner7346]

"Imagine being a noob" (This post was made by the Ninja gang)

[@catarathegato1240]

The sequel is coming out may 18th this year Get ready yall

[@cesh8954]

"Mom, can we have a comic book?" "No, we have a comic book at home" Comic book at home:

[@R.Sinnia]

Not even worthy to be used as a TP.

[@cesh8954]

@@R.Sinnia lol

[@starstudio8402]

Ahhhhhh yes ninja comic book. Best ninja comic book is obviously the ninja guide to gaming

[@strangerontheinternet7358]

people get tuned into weapons if they die and keller got turned into a weapon, meaning he won lovey writing

[@ThenVersusNow_]

Nothing wrong with a 30 year old man that dyes his hair blue to attract little kids to watch him and then makes a comic book for them.

[@Vleaso]

Right?

[@kestrel5895]

Why are you talking about PewDiePie?

[@memezabelle]

@@kestrel5895 you mean dantdm lol

[@theducc3203]

@@memezabelle *Brown hair intensifies*

[@memezabelle]

@@theducc3203 *blue hair intensify also*

[@bigchigga7242]

In conclusion: Dollar tree version of Sword art online

[@Legend-um1dc]

100%

[@sovietkanna5412]

They're both bad so yes I would say so

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

@@sovietkanna5412 100 % less pedo-incest,2000% more p a i n

[@libertyprime9477]

Soviet Kanna you are bad you filthy communist

[@schnoig_]

Liberty Prime oof someone’s mad

[@clumsy9280]

bro doesnt killer remind you of a certain smiling green blob

[@ShibuNub3305]

But he doesn’t have a horde of rabid fans who insist everyone like him lest they be harassed

[@croc_moat2327]

14:28 why do bad guys look like chaos space marines after they shit out all their nutrients

[@obamas.big.juicy.bazingaz3383]

"Now my wife wont even talk to me" Idk if he means his fantasy wife or the guy in his basement.

[@Mr.Cheeseburger24]

Obviously his genetically engineered cat girl

[@yesok4244]

@@Mr.Cheeseburger24 (-w-)

[@Noobgalaxies]

Tbf he does have a wife

[@martinszymanski2607]

@@Noobgalaxies he has no car why should we believe he's married

[@alextorres4667]

Belle Delphine.

[@Kal_El1994]

Ninja: dies from fall damage Ninja: reports Isaac Newton for stream sniping.

[@idonthaverights5621]

Bruh

[@chadplays3086]

Omg yes.

[@sherthedeepest215]

😳

[@corn307]

Why did Newton invent gravity it’s actually so annoying

[@proclipz9629]

@@corn307 you’re joking right?

[@nats4654]

“They don’t die, because that’s not family friendly”

[@Arbar234]

Is that eminem as a blue MnM?

[@jackson14431]

Dying isnt family friendly. Being eternally trapped in a machine as a tortured conscience? Thats family friendly.

[@nats4654]

Autotuned fart yep

[@Madhusudhan_M]

That book is literally the proof that Ninja's audience are 9 year olds.

[@SpringODc2melapela]

you are actually right my cousin is 9 years old and a crybaby and also a ninja viewer my dissapointment is immesurable and my day is ruined

[@jessicacarranza2959]

@@SpringODc2melapela I think my cousin kid is 9

[@faeyzaihsanulfikri9975]

I’m 12 but I’m stuck in a 9 year olds boy I’m short

[@cetheral1881]

Ninja over here looking like a Naruto Custom Character.

[@mrbananaphone3092]

Kakashi sensei that you

[@riceisgood1825]

Kakashi with blue hair

[@sinfulmourning2780]

Honestly he looks like a discount Ben 10.

[@jordanzam2909]

shinobi striker

[@bilk1832]

609 likes. nice

[@andyf.3684]

Imagine being a tree for decades, maybe even centuries, beating the odds of getting cut down. Then one day you finally get cut down only to be turned into an abomination of a children’s graphic novel.

[@enderan647]

Mash F for the tree

[@fishanter6807]

F

[@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989]

F

[@fireboythestar3455]

F

[@lillyuwu4054]

*F*

[@CaptainLays]

So basically his whole book is just the Sword Art Online story.

[@heudbsusjjsidd]

Yeah..........but worse

[@Imjudah-]

@@heudbsusjjsidd well you go to give ninja credit that’s a accomplishment

[@heudbsusjjsidd]

@@Imjudah- I didn't think it was possible to make SAO look good.

[@adrielcruz2736]

@@heudbsusjjsidd it shouldn’t be, it’s nearly impossible. Yet somehow ninja collected all of the infinity stones and made it possible.

[@daychild_]

@@heudbsusjjsidd I didn’t know it was possible to make sao even worse than it already is lol

[@lello2031]

Pyrocynical looks like a female version of himself.

[@shadowjinkus1070]

Pyro looks like a male version of himself.

[@GRAHAMICVS]

this is le violating the *law*

[@clockworkgore6049]

He also did trap displays om insta

[@pqcherii]

@@syndicatexiv1361 oh my- It's so accurate

[@chanshin3707]

Seems kinda karen to me

[@steele_heart77]

"Mum, can we have SAO?" "No, we have SAO at home." *SAO at home:*

[@kamuikirby6886]

No one would want SAO in the first place tho

[@steele_heart77]

@@kamuikirby6886 -I would want SAO, tho-

[@Yuma_Tsukumo]

@@steele_heart77 why tho

[@steele_heart77]

@@Yuma_Tsukumo Because I'm bored. We're in a pandemic, tf did you expect?!

[@SquaulDuNeant]

@@Yuma_Tsukumo why not tho

[@RoeeTerner]

The only bad thing about this book is that ninja's audience can't read yet.

[@glitch1zillaproductions]

True that

[@rbarzevedo]

well thought

[@koolgamez3434]

killer bean general his adult leggings sold out in 40 minutes

[@jellowick27]

Kool Gamez yup you're 3 years old Edit: oMg ThAnKs FoR tHe LiKeS(it's sarcasm)

[@cowboyfraser4312]

Every time I refresh there are more likes

[@NotAnAustralianEngineer]

Imagine winning the game, only to end up as Ninjas headband...

[@tuxedosteve9556]

“Quick announcement” Lowkey thought he was going to talk about raid shadow legends

[@joycebirrey725]

he already did

[@furrytherapist9053]

Or AFK arena

[@przival6787]

Thought it was petscop 2

[@boogiewoogie343]

I thought his father is finally free from prison

[@pastaronravioli4238]

before we continue with the replies, lets talk about today's sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends

[@rayhangkhan]

Ninja: **Writes a book in order to boost his name** Ninjas audience: **Unable to read or write yet**

[@catiniya]

😂😂💀

[@tovsteh]

Writes? You mean somebody else drew it... on his behalf.

[@coolestdude244]

@@tovsteh he made the words that are meant to be read in the book?

[@erickonami1]

Been playing fortnite since i was born 😎

[@spicychipgaming2080]

Playing fortnite since 1873 😎get on my level NOOBIE

[@Cyranek]

story time with pyro

[@frnnzy_]

Nabbit05 wow you are the ACTUAL pyro if you can go in the fire, cool

[@Anmolol]

Epic gamer moment

[@John-ek4xc]

ah yes tf2 is here :v

[@FulsomeFrog]

@@John-ek4xc insert pyro muffles here

[@John-ek4xc]

@@FulsomeFrog Pyro , that spy is a spy :v

[@C1yde902]

Read Onision’s book- any Onision book. He’s written three, and they’re worse than you can possibly imagine

[@R.O.U.S]

oh hell yea this guy knows what's up

[@Zanelander]

Strange Æons' reviewed them all.

[@44tharia46]

i think enough youtubers have suffered by the hand of onision’s writing already

[@meltedcrayons5729]

He should start with 3, the worst one, for maximum suffering

[@jean-charleschabrol390]

wtf are they about ?

[@BlueSodaPop_]

The idea of the book isn't even that bad, but the writing both in characters and conversations is just god awful xD As an author, this is painful

[@Kitsune_Chara_CG]

Ok i usally dont read Books But Now that youve said that did you release any books? (j dont wanna sound like a Idk what)

[@BlueSodaPop_]

@@Kitsune_Chara_CG I sadly haven't yet, but I'm strongly working on that xD Even after years of writing, it's still not good enough for me lol

[@livispuzzled]

as someone else who casually writes/wants to be an author, i completely agree. it sucks that people who legitimately have talent and aren’t recognized for their works don’t succeed, and people like ninja who clearly don’t know what they’re doing can be successful

[@imlivinginyourwalls9413]

@@BlueSodaPop_ lol same for me here

[@robinterrazas654]

Is ninja aware that The Most Dangerous Game is also the name of a very serious book about killing people for sport?

[@quintincruz177]

It’s ninja so probably not

[@aberrationeech.1838]

When was that

[@abelvilla2828]

@@aberrationeech.1838 What? The book? It was written like a century ago I think.

[@joshlawrence8815]

1924 to be exact

[@archie._mac3691]

Can i play

[@domtorreto9414]

Draco Malloy talks about funny blue hair man

[@42LMS]

Draco "Malloy" comedy gold

[@blu_nades]

Malloy

[@awsomebstudios2146]

Malloy

[@horns4265]

Malloy

[@dracothegreat1950]

Hmm?

[@captaingay8834]

That book is literally Ninja's 'Sword Art Online' self-insert fic.

[@hueyfernandez4587]

Bruhhhh SAO is way better, dont compare it to this trash

[@Crummieboi56]

Huey Fernandez TRUUUUEEEE

[@elpollozer601]

@@hueyfernandez4587 uuuuuhhhhh

[@easypete7920]

Huey Fernandez hmmmmm

[@gregorious835]

We see kirito proceed to call ninja a noob scrub

[@owenwillfindyou334]

The most dangerous game is actually the name of a short story from the late 1800s about a hunter who is shipwrecked on an island and takes part in a “game” where he is hunted by a professional hunter. You should read it. It’s great.

[@someguy9893]

I thought it was from the 1920s?

[@owenwillfindyou334]

@@someguy9893 close enough lol

[@lmao1660]

@@owenwillfindyou334 1924 to be exact

[@samyprostar]

Ay I remember that. Had to read that in high school.

[@notary931]

The drawings are actually good... just the drawings.

[@alexradice8163]

Not really

[@questionmarkquestionmarkques]

also the concept is pretty decent its just that the characters are trash

[@firefists325]

Ninja bad, pyro good.

[@justinyiseverywheresidkwhy3404]

@@firefists325 bruh ninja have donate money to charity

[@snail7eyed]

I'm you but with a face

[@theeeveedex6074]

It sounds like sword art online but more “humble brags”

[@ismraz_7232]

the black swordsman? nah. *the swordsman with the HB bandana.*

[@uzire]

stop stealing my comment

[@sircorbalot5549]

The Eevee Dex 😂

[@gravitygas3891]

I now want this comic series to be an anime so Something Witty Entertainment can fix it.

[@rubyy.7374]

They’re both basically “gamers rise up,” except one is implied to be a self insert fanfic and the other IS a self insert fanfic.

[@akatobias]

This book is stupid, Ninja cant have female friends

[@zab1370]

Well neither can you...

[@trueassassin3381]

@@zab1370 jokes on u i dont have friends

[@kritedz]

@@trueassassin3381 what the fuck are friends

[@ryanchuabowen2045]

@@kritedz ppl that befriend you

[@julietwatson4642]

I Pee Nuts new phone

[@vegetableman9137]

Pyrocynical: I’m not giving her a voice Also pyrocynical: I’m not giving her a vote either.

[@Jad3z]

Whoever gets caught reading this book at school is definitely getting bullied

[@shoelace0013]

Jad3z don’t be so forgiving, you have to ghost him.

[@nnnyel]

**pumped up kicks intensifies**

[@stoopid2874]

honestly i only see second and third graders buying this book, where majority of th class wld be like yeaaah go ninjaa woohooo

[@safijivvaboi5081]

stoopid *hEy I bOuGht thE BoOk aNd iM oNly iN FirSt grAdE AnD I bEt iM olDer tHan alL oF yOu.* - some random 1st grader

[@sniperpro-pi9dz]

Why do I see 666

[@venombeetle7473]

Book in a nutshell: Apes together strong

[@lilfoot4837]

**Monkey noises**

[@nikolajcipka8020]

I'm stealing that. Thank you

[@bjrottinghaus6033]

Unless your a enemy of ninja

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

*shit throwing*

[@underground40055]

Sword Art Online XVII: Cringey "Family-Friendly" KZbinr Edition "We can't have money if it's not kid-friendly."

[@abandonedchannel1010]

This should have been the title for Ninja's book instead of The Dangerous Game

[@aurelien8284]

Everyone : this is sword art online Me an intellectual : it’s spy kids 3D

[@KitKat-sv9qp]

It's the dumpster baby of both.

[@Duck-re3tm]

The Time I got reincarnated as an douchbag

[@d3n3x3]

Aha weeb.

[@abyss6307]

I was about to comment that its sao lol

[@nigelbatman1699]

So true

[@alexandervillagomez1281]

Imagine in infinity war where Thanos instead said noob when we snapped his fingers.

[@benbrian9884]

That would be funny I think

[@archie._mac3691]

.

[@kaktus575]

Thanos: You should've aimed for the head you noob *snaps* Thor:*angry russian screeching

[@NuhashTheHash]

Lmfao *no*

[@danialimran7720]

Ooga booga

[@Thornskade]

"I play every game as DarkMaster" Well, depends on the platform I guess, but if you're on PlayStation or Xbox it's probably going to be Xx_DarkMaster69_xX instead. Because screw allowing people having the names they want because little Timmy took them 12 years ago

[@pilotgrain2636]

I was at home eating Dorito when phone ring "Ninja book is out" "No"

[@x3-LSTR-512]

I was reading about ligma when discord said Ninja is kil "No"

[@someoneidk6303]

@@x3-LSTR-512 *yes

[@kassbrookmusic]

This is so sad 🥺

[@RandomishToons]

I was at hom eating dorito wen fone ring “Ninja gets killed in book” Yeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[@chandrapratap668]

Apology for bad english

[@ahzebo]

Let’s just take a second and take in that Pyro really read the whole book

[@Foxinghton]

The more important part is that he bought the book and directly financed ninja

[@definitelyahumannotabot]

U joined 1 hour ago and got top comment fuckin bot

[@Hi-nr6bp]

Ninja’s ego is so large it manifested into a physical book series.

[@lili-hx1kx]

fair

[@Nothing-1w3]

I guess we can call it EGOK...

[@bernardoheusi6146]

WTF Marshmallow? Really?

[@user-yo6qf5iw1b]

No it manifested into *2* books

[@artsyebonyrose]

Two books lmao, with even more ego books to follow

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

Ali A: "No swearing" Ali A: "I swear the doorbell always goes at the worst times" Which is it Ali A?

[@brokentoaster4231]

His branium is more cranium.

[@thriftstorechicken3395]

@@brokentoaster4231 😆

[@aminabohaikal3652]

**do people still watch this**

[@imnotthismananymore]

yeah

[@despicablyawesome]

pyro: rips into the book for 10 minutes straight also pyro: yeah so it isn’t actually that bad. i enjoyed the experience

[@johnfreeway]

100th like also i have leprosy

[@randomz5890]

"There's a little something for everyone"

[@Kapin05]

He's your average IGN reviewer

[@imhappy._.]

Shitty things can still be enjoyable. Case in point: Neil Brein and the entirety of TikTok.

[@Gangpdf]

@@imhappy._. spot on

[@vietnamgamer9490]

I like the idea that “porn” is an acting tier

[@suarez9108]

Of course, compare Ali-a’s fake excitement to the legendary character who gave us the line “This isn’t a beach, this is a bathtub.” You can see which has better acting

[@HeadHunter697]

Not only do you gotta fake an orgasm, you gotta do it on camera in five different angles.

[@luccasouza5572]

@@BlockedUser420 what

[@empty7170]

@@BlockedUser420 what

[@tomthomson855]

“Thats not white chocolate thats your dick” porn is an acting tier

[@Emanymph]

Ninja - Watches ‘Sword art online’ Also Ninja - *Phoning his agent* you’re never gonna believe this

[@faisaltaher851]

Yes you are so right

[@bleedthebeat]

Holy crap!

[@sand7677]

Im about to make a rip off of this anime and sell it for 50 at a book fair -ninjas brain

[@dovahkiin-nx3qf]

You my dear friend are person of culture

[@seafoam3379]

Was about to say “someone’s been watching too much anime”

[@ProdigyCOD]

Imagine someday when "noob" becomes a racial slur

[@wannabewyvern]

Wulfy OH GOD I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN THAT ERA

[@pam2692]

n word: the sequel

[@kaden-bone8097]

Don't jinx it. In today's retarded society if you offend someone it's basically against the law.

[@hissingfaunaa]

you have a fortnite profile pic

[@Erawakeup]

Wulfy shut up Noober