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[@Pyrocynical]

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[@kimilsung2608]

I am a proud supporter of North Korea

[@FisherLmao]

pyro

[@emrekalis5831]

no

[@sparkymafia]

ok

[@xylon5775]

Good noght

[@mckinley6960]

Detroit Urban Survival Training is genius, They can't receive bad reviews from people that tried their horrible self defense tips because-

[@Alex-ve1og]

Also because they moderate their comment section and remove comments from people with an IQ higher than 70

[@CoolaBoola]

Detroit.

[@Gerald-of-Riviera]

Detroit

[@piranhaP23]

Detroi

[@yoshizingordin5980]

Detro

[@yeti7565]

Canadian self defense “Don’t take my kid” “Okay”

[@darkslayer1161]

"Sorey"

[@KingOfTheKindle]

If all else fails we throw a moose at them

[@yeti7565]

@@KingOfTheKindle lol

[@kw9849]

_Get charged by the crown for verbally attacking the kidnapper_

[@humbert8123]

As a citizen of Canada, this is false. People are nicer.

[@romiarkan450]

I love how the martial arts community, the firearm enthusiasts, the personal protection community, as well as the law enforcement and military community have seen D.U.S.T as a common enemy

[@BigPuddin]

Yes, we certainly do. They are wholly obscene and incompetent.

[@visassess8607]

@Lt. JoeAnimatez Well yeah, that's part of the military community.

[@thefirstsalty3055]

Apes strong together

[@enderthemaster]

As a person who used to do wushu at the top of my school, swords are fast and if anyone is using one, assume they have trained to and the same goes for machetes and other blades. One even accidental movement means no more hand

[@enderthemaster]

I know this cuz I used broadswords and once, when I had little experience, nearly sliced my elbow. They are fast and sharp, even the non sharpened and rusted ones

[@radioman7777]

15:25, the slide moving back into place I don’t think is even the gun firing, to stop the pistol from firing you’d have to grab the hammer which on most modern weapons is inside of the actual gun. The slide moving backwards is simply loading another round in the chamber. So now your standing there keeping a second round from going into you while you bleed out from the first one. Sef Da Fence

[@egor6849]

It depends on a pistol, a lot of modern handguns (like Glocks for example) have an out of battery safety, which will prevent you from firing until the slide is all the way forward. Still not worth using that move in self defense though.

[@le-johnny9236]

If you pull the slide backwards the hammer cannot hit the pin.. at least that is so on the pistols I have. It really does depend on the pistol.

[@jarana.9431]

Watch penguinz0's vid on it, the trick does work with what I think is a Glock

[@ChristmasInOctober.]

Yeah my logic is: "If a dude has a gun you do whatever the fu** he says."

[@tophatturtle69]

Pyro needs to defend himself from the homeless man outside of his local tesco

[@fungus4347]

Hello fellow Shroomjak

[@Sp33dGames]

I'm hijacking this comment to let pyro know that I will subscribe with all my other channels 😏

[@giurgescumadalin5176]

I'm hijacking this comment to let pyro know that I will subscribe with all my other channels 😏😏 😏

[@madalingiurgescu]

I'm hijacking this comment to let pyro know that I will subscribe with all my other channels 😏😏 😏 😏

[@completevoid4469]

Asda would have that not Tesco many Aldi not Tesco

[@lunaspx3914]

I like how these "self defense" videos always assume the attacker is a brainlet and within arm's length.

[@Soogbad]

I know right? What if I'm tied to a chair and there's snipers on 4 nearby rooftops? What do I do in that situation dale???

[@lunaspx3914]

@@Soogbad clap your hands and the shockwave will disarm the snipers long enough to run to cover.

[@thatguy1080]

Brainlet? Yes. Within arm's reach? Not always.

[@Soogbad]

@@lunaspx3914 thank you I'll let you know if it worked after I'm out of here

[@KingSammelot]

@@Soogbad It has been 6 minutes, did you make it out?!??!?

[@c5dynomite]

For reference, MoistCritical made a video where him and his buddies actually did a little lesson with him, and a lot of the time the things Dale teaches can actually be useful. People think that Dale's training is the "guaranteed foolproof plan to protect yourself" while in reality it's basically your last line of defense. You follow Dale's advice when you're at the point that you think that the person coming for you is going to kill you even if you follow their instructions. People dismiss his teachings because they think he's delusional, while in reality he's just trying to increase people's chances of survival by teaching them simple self defense moves.

[@Ryusuta]

Yes, but what he didn't realize was that he was basically tricked into the same cooperative, scripted crap as ever. Like a stage magician getting someone to volunteer from the audience. You'll notice that what they DIDN'T do was an actual scenario with someone not agreeing to the specific setups and situations the guy wanted to be in. In short: yes Charlie did a video that made the guy look good, but that doesn't make these techniques ACTUALLY good.

[@blazesonica6610]

@@Ryusuta they did tho

[@Fiemus9]

I kinda felt Charlies vids made him look even worse, guess i just interpreted it differently

[@andrew_h6]

@@Ryusuta They had my man Rex Gunderson (the guy with the balaclava) who is a literal expert in multiple forms of self defense iirc watching everything and giving his own input. He wouldn’t have just been fooled into being a stage magician’s subject. He actually confirmed and agreed with Dale that the best option at any time for a normal civilian would be to simply follow instructions or find a way to prevent the situation altogether. Some of the techniques themselves were good at accomplishing that “final stand” goal like grabbing the slide.

[@bojoutmolik3645]

@@Ryusuta those techniques often are good tho. Like actually taught to people

[@astropunch7708]

Me: "Hey man, don't kill me." Serial Killer: "Oh ok sorry for disturbing you man."

[@yourcreepyuncle6260]

He thinks you're too pretty that's all

[@bitjaks]

cereal*

[@UltimaKrecia]

Understandable, have a nice day.

[@BadassBobY]

I can swear by these self defense tricks I was once in a 1v3 street fight, after using all these self defense strategies, we were able to beat that guy.

[@peachypie8734]

Finally, an original joke that's funny.

[@BadassBobY]

@@peachypie8734 thanks xD

[@DEV-rw7eu]

@@BadassBobY thanks xD

[@dramurgy6120]

@@peachypie8734 thanks xD

[@sirloserlot5084]

Me too i swear by these tactics aswell I was walking through this alley with my boys and this man showed up, so like any self respecting american we pulled our weapons and pointed them at him asking "GIMMIE YOUR KIDS" and "HAND OVER THE MONEY" then he started doing all these weird moves trying to disarm us but we just walked backwards until he was tired. Oh yeah then we shot him (like any self respecting american would )

[@henrytheproducer1161]

Finally I can defend myself from people that have never touched anything close to a blade or firearm in their lives

[@endme9442]

@girls⤵️♋️ oh lord ANOTHER BOT

[@morganwilliams2863]

@@endme9442 wait, so you mean to tell me that if I click the link I won’t meet hot singles in my area?? My disappointment is immeasurable.

[@catcat4697]

@@morganwilliams2863 you will meet them, whether you click the link or not. Just go out there champ, only you can do this✌️

[@endme9442]

@@morganwilliams2863 no you see it will tell you what is the biggest cow trust me it's safe and it totally won't give you a virus (Btw this is a joke for the 2 year olds that don't understand)

[@linkfiedproductions2246]

@girls⤵️♋️ wow it’s a horno bait

[@tremeschinion9420]

how to protect yourself against rats: 1- play "You're my Brother" theme 2- pray the rat isn't smart enough to use his revolver 3- get killed anyways due to TB

[@adnej6888]

is this rdr2 referenc

[@pythios8982]

The whole “ok you’re not supposed to change positions” part got me 😂😂☠️

[@CheeseYourself]

This is literally that meme "just say no! a robber legally cannot take your money without your consent"

[@hillbillysamurai]

We're playing by vampire rules right?

[@ZachX888]

@@hillbillysamurai Remember, a burglar can't legally enter your home unless you give them permission!

[@ohnotagain851]

@@ZachX888 But they can hold hostage whoever was about to go into said house and threaten to hurt them if you don't open the door. Or ...have a notebook and pretend they're normal people, selling something, taking info on stuff, searching for charity so you open the door. But of course, you never should cause then the police doesn't care if you have died.

[@Muzart]

Literally worked for me. 4 guys came to me at gunpoint and i just said no and walked away.

[@MrHatman26]

If they want to rob you, they'll have to beat you at some form of game first... "Aschente!"

[@Brayniacc]

As a Detroit Native, I can personally confirm that all of these defense maneuvers will be successful in practice if you complete the quick-time event correctly.

[@verylowendgamers7426]

😂

[@theodorebear6714]

*if* You better git gud or get ready for gamer rage.

[@DONKFORTRESS6956]

Good luck bro

[@NurseAmamiya]

Tell me you ain't serious

[@HapliodHandler]

Let's go lions!!!

[@ColorCodeWhite]

I once used these self-defense techniques I learned from these videos, and I successfully got robbed and my shit kicked in. Thank you Mr.KZbin defense man

[@peachixu]

@Lt. JoeAnimatez boi what

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

That one where he grabs the gun... He stops the slide in the open position. That means the gun already fired, and at best he's stopping the next round from chambering with a bullet already in his chest.

[@DerpASherpa117]

Yeah lol, you can even hear the *click* of the airsoft receiver cycling.

[@naunau311]

What he's actually shocasing is that you should pull back the slide before the guy can fire. Not that you should stop it from coming back into position because nobody on earth has that kind of speed

[@Jm-ki4su]

mugger: "give me your money!" victim: "omg no stop" mugger: "ok, have a very nice day"

[@rjai5003]

He’s literally the “A robber legally can not take your possessions without your consent” meme

[@29-arnavsamant97]

When the mugger is canadian

[@Alberia0404]

this is just swiper no swiping but in real life

[@masbucket3083]

Canada moment

[@predatorasap5040]

Mugger : "give your money!" Victim: "No" Mugger: *Impossible*

[@unhandydaddy5117]

How to defend yourself against a Halo player: Simply sprint away. They don't know what the fuck that means.

[@DeosPraetorian]

But you can sprint in halo

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@DeosPraetorian but Halo players don't know what sprinting is

[@lionclaws1880]

*B R E A T H I N G I N T E N S I F I E S*

[@AnimatedTerror]

You can sprint in every halo game starting with reach. And even besides that, a Spartan runs at like 30 mph or some ballocks at default so good luck outrunning that usain bolt.

[@jimitgajera]

halo players when the master chief gains the ability to sprint and they can't relate to him anymore

[@X-SPONGED]

15:03 Dale : "As soon as he saw my hand, he is going to fire" Also Dale : "so what you want to do is move your hand to the barrel-"

[@yagokain4189]

Gotta love how Pyro is sponsored by Raid, and yet he has no idea what the fuck gacha games are.

[@immbaby1382]

Just goes to show that the one's being sponsered don't actually play the games they're advertising. They just read a script.

[@curllum]

This is literally the advice teachers give us when we’re getting bullied

[@blackleague212]

Bunch of kids that never been in a fruit fight... Why do you think you need these skills? You'll shouldn't be watching this anyway

[@mrki7524]

and then punish you when you actually use their advice (if it works)

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

lol

[@jameslough6329]

😂 SO true!

[@christhesen3929]

Yep

[@kylewebber9185]

I believe he stated in one of his videos that you should only try these “tactics” if you’re going to be 100% killed

[@tevenpowell8023]

Yeah, now you can be 160% killed. And in half the time! Its real efficient actually.

[@hideoeduardokojima8340]

Well if you ever get into the situation that the dude says you probably already lost the fight.

[@lchap0506]

The “if you move, I’ll shoot” situation (which is all of Dale’s hypothetical situations btw) does not confirm you’re 100% going to be killed. If anything, you not cooperating and trying to fight back will guarantee your death, or at least increase those chances.

[@ShatteredGlass916]

@@lchap0506 true. Imo, it'll be more dangerous to try and actin' when there's a gun pointed at you. What needs to be considered is that most average joe (y'know the one most likely to be in this scenario compared to a big buff dude) rarely have any training or capacity to pull these irl.

[@peachypie8734]

Also, if you're 100% gonna get killed the perpetrator wouldn't even bother playing with you. They'll just point a gun at you at a distance and shoot. Unless, they are stupid enough to get close to you as possible.

[@pkfiremain710]

Ironically, those "defense devices" are probably the only effective thing they've ever made.

[@codaxthevulture4129]

Kubotan if i recall correctly. Can break car window easily and can cause serious skull damage on headhit.

[@Miesko1]

@@codaxthevulture4129 it cant break a car window and it will most likely injure you

[@pkfiremain710]

@@Miesko1 They can break car windows. Easy. Pressure and all that. Either way, I'm not taking advice from someone who is named Mr. Sus.

[@natax1737]

Remember kids, pushing away a gun doesn't mean your attacker will stop trying to reaim at you or stop shooting, they will just relocate the gun as soon as you push the gun and shoot you

[@YodaOnABender]

Thanks to these videos I managed to disarm a mugger outside Tesco and made it out with only three fatal stab wounds These vids saved my life

[@ggeorge02]

That made me laugh so much more than it should have

[@erykzysk3330]

Keep that up man, you're doing great so far!

[@youtubesucks3882]

Can't wait for someone to actually get harmed while trying to "defend" themselves according to these bozos and then sue them.

[@thadylillingston56]

Truly an incredible story

[@pz619]

I need to pay more attention to these videos. I only made it out with 4

[@waningbloom]

Pyrocynical has now gained the ability to defend himself from children on unsecured Minecraft Servers.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear wa

[@bigiron7500]

@@AxxLAfriku ok 🗿

[@waningbloom]

@@AxxLAfriku Please Elaborate. My vocabulary is not as sophisticated as yours.

[@isaiahsimmons5776]

@@AxxLAfriku dude have some self-respect. u look like a bot below that comment.

[@DEV-rw7eu]

@@isaiahsimmons5776 just ignore he's just self promoting he's youtube channel om popular channels or top comment

[@blokvader8283]

I swear to god, this dude loves disarming so much, he's gonna start teaching Expelliarmus in his videos

[@matiasaguilar2500]

As someone who finished the Harry Potter movies last week, I feel happy to understand the reference

[@blokvader8283]

@@matiasaguilar2500 I definitely recommend reading the books, because there's a lot more there than the movies They're so much better lol

[@EmeraldBat67]

Such a useful spell, sometimes it disarms your enemy, sometimes it does fucking random shit

[@lurge3097]

The bullet would’ve gone off When the firing pin hit the back of the bullet not with the slide flies back, the slide flies back to load the next round into the chamber, and The hammer hits the back of the bullet pretty much instantly after you pull The trigger.

[@riari6980]

My theory on why they say stuff like “please stop” is so that in case of actually harming the attackers people could say it was an act of self defense.

[@n0visual541]

yeah it is. most self defence schools teach this, purely for legal reasons. same reason why you will sometimes purposefully get ur back to the wall; supports legal claims if you shoot them.

[@vibechecker351]

please stop

[@speedyboi1471]

it also notifies people around you that the other person is the aggressor, which makes it less likely they are going to join in any sort of fight to gang up on you

[@lockerbuddy2039]

That is kind of weird that you can get in trouble for defending yourself from being murdered but I SORT of understand. People love to use the phrase self defense as a scapegoat when they start fights but don't wanna get in trouble, happened quite a bit in my highschool.

[@kurokasteele4830]

Yeah pretty much. It's why actual like, firearm-owners associations say that when recounting the situation, you should always say something along the lines of "They were coming right at me" I forget which but I think for a time basically _all_ of those advices used the very same exact wording, which led to South Park making two separate episodes on it across seasons iirc.

[@wowie4095]

I completely swear by this course. I was walking home from work one day, when I was suddenly jumped by four muggers with bowie knives. Using nothing but my car keys, and an expansive knowledge of bio-mechanics, I was easily able to disable all of them without hurting them. Women want me, criminals with osteoporosis fear me.

[@Jabuticaba23]

@ICEcold VON it’s a joke bruh

[@wowie4095]

@ICEcold VON There’s nothing about homosexuality in here lmao. It sounds like you’re repressing rn.

[@thegrunch6448]

@@wowie4095 car keys are gay

[@wowie4095]

@@thegrunch6448 Real men just hotwire that shit. The fuck you need car keys for? So you can drive to your boyfriends house?

[@indianaliam1]

gorn player, based

[@raphaellus3965]

"If someone wants to rob you, just get robbed." -Sun Tzu

[@Jay-mq2ng]

The issue I have with his stopping the gun while it fires is that… the reason the gun cocks itself after it fires is because the bullet as it leaves the chamber is also followed by a very high pressurized hot gas that causes the bullet to leave the barrel at the speed of sound, so what gun designers did was create a gas operated system that would take some of this high pressure gas, and force it back into the gun causing the gun to chamber itself before the gas pressure equalizes. Meaning the moment they pull the trigger even if you manually stop the slide from chambering another round, you have to deal with the round that was just fired and is now in your heart and lungs.

[@PaperClock850]

Rest easy, "I spent 2 million on the worst training techniques."

[@mexicanstandoff516]

I’ve seen the thumbnail change for the 2nd time

[@Doomguy2163]

@@mexicanstandoff516 this self defense advice is TERRIBLE

[@vincentrowe4116]

Why do you think he changed it? Backlash from the guy?

[@PaperClock850]

This is actually the most times I've seen a thumbnail and title change.

[@dsnever3041]

He does this a lot, it’s really the only thing I don’t like about him. He does a lot of clickbait and then will change the title and even thumbnail

[@wahatda8944]

If Pyrocynical approaches you. Don't panic. Just scream at the top of your lungs "FAT FURRY FARTS BEHIND YOU". While he's distracted, report him to the authorities for the heinous act of not paying his tele license.

[@PurplePotatoBro]

When the moobs arent sweaty: 😪😡😡🤬🤬🤧

[@yogibear3761]

i love this meme

[@BigPuddin]

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

LMDAOOO

[@beaneyguy3815]

Damn, now this man has to live with the fact that everyone now knows he had a fetish because some brainlet wanted attention

[@user-ot8wl7oh9s]

pyro : "what's a gacha?" Literally promotes a gacha game lmao

[@angoose651]

"Move over, Master Chief!" "No"

[@sethantill9094]

The nose, being almost entirely cartilage, and having no bones to reinforce, is one of the weakest and easy to break. I broke mine while walking face first into a door at my school at a light jog

[@yt-dman]

training nose montage

[@wisewigga7129]

yes the nose is easy to break but breaking the nose ain't doing shit when there's a life and death situation

[@franciscolaurean8550]

I don't know man I feel like there's a much more obvious weak point than noses

[@oldassaccount9157]

@@wisewigga7129 considering it causes the eyes to constantly water it basically blinds the person not that lightly pressing on it with a choke would do that

[@wisewigga7129]

@@timberwolfy9865 If you're fighting a person flooded with adrenaline that aint going to do much, knocking them down is a better option rather than aiming for the nose the whole fight, if you watch mma you'd know that nose breaks aren't that damaging at the moment of the fight

[@thenotoriousnephi4308]

I love how he says he's never heard of gacha games after advertising raid shadow legends...

[@ytnukesme1600]

he probably, possibly, approximately, most likely, doesn't know jack about the game, they """allegedly""" give him footage and tell him what to say, outside of his own scripted segment of course.

[@ForgottenPassword]

@@smeggiamagarwine well it has to be working since some people look at it and actually go and do it because they wouldn't do it otherwise

[@MrTriple3D]

@@ForgottenPassword i'm pretty sure raid gives sponsors to anybody whos willing to accept it.

[@ForgottenPassword]

@@MrTriple3D you know what you're right, nevermind what I said

[@softiebit]

13:47 the "gacha" they are mentioning means Gacha Life or Gacha Club it's basically movie star planet but with chibi anime characters it is the one game known for having the WORST community they are known for supporting the map community, celebrating people's deaths, making fake claims to try to cancel people, and trying to upload very inappropriate content off of their game to youtube also known as "gacha heat"

[@arcanine_enjoyer]

On another note, the other, proper "Gacha" is based on gachapons, which you typially pull (hence why opening a gacha "lootbox" is called pulling) a mechanism that will drop a random capsule containing an item of any rarity from the machine. In true gacha games they usually are units that, unlike lootboxes, are actually useful. To compensate for their use, gachapons can never have exclusively paid units, so unlike lootboxes, they are actually generous in 90% of gacha games. Either by making the pull currency very easy to get or so abundant that you don't really need to buy unless you really want a unit. That's where the predatory behavior comes because gacha games often have absolutely broken units that are incredibly hard to get. Oftentimes a true gacha game is a subgenre and the game has its own genre, such as for example turn-based RPG or city management.

[@popcheems9492]

3:46 "if the loony toon theory is correct and I put my figure down the barrel, it'll shoot the gunner instead of me"

[@omnipotentmage]

One of my favorite Looney toons clips

[@erkkari1545]

As a student in the field of safety and security i can say that 40% of his stuff actually works in the moment of a robbery but anyway if you are getting robbed at gunpoint just give the person everything they want, because your life is more worthy than anything that you are carrying

[@ejm1225]

What if you had a gun as well? Legally, of course.

[@LowIntSpecimen]

@@ejm1225 i know nothing of self defence but i feel like by the time you would have it drawn you would have been shot

[@VeraVemaVena]

@@LowIntSpecimen the trick is to not give them the gun and shoot them when they try to run. That's how mafia works

[@ejm1225]

@@LowIntSpecimen Fair point, but let's say that, after the guy robs me, I then draw my gun, incapacitate him, and take my things back? Or would I become the robber?

[@theandromedaeffect979]

@@ejm1225 Obviously not. It’s only a violation of self defense if you were to incapacitate him, and then shoot him when he is no longer a threat

[@TheDeath0fDucks]

To be completely fair to them, they're based in Detroit. They don't exactly have to try very hard to fight against your average Detroit citizen.

[@kaiden3374]

The best self defense in Detroit is to just fucking leave lmao

[@lxxth4n4tosxxl4]

Remember. In a self defense scenario, just say no, they aren't allowed to hurt you if you say no. It's against the law. Is it just me, or does it almost seem like all of these training videos are affecting by the sheer amount of training they do. Like of course these all work in your training, because the "assailant" is trying to let you show the trick.

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

You wanna learn self defence to protect yourselves from criminals I wanna learn self defence to protect myself from the IRS for Tax Evasion We are not the same

[@stevenadkins4684]

The deference between the irs and criminals are?

[@vdubden10]

@@stevenadkins4684 is that the IRS gets away with it every time

[@nguyenchinh2555]

My martial art teacher always told me that "The best weapon for daily self defense is a good pair of shoes. Just run. If you can't run, then you will need me.".... Well he's not wrong i guess.

[@autotile6400]

7:04 YES THE SPELUNKY MUSIC

[@dyno5644]

18:15 perfect timing when the man hits the table there where fireworks outside

[@JCstock]

Pyro doesn't need self defense, the children he beats up do.

[@thesaddestdude3575]

Why do you think they were training with a nerf gun! Thats how we arm the children

[@imperialwarhawk123abc5]

Self defense videos also tend to understate just how intense, quick, and how much struggle people are capable of.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Fr, being mugged, attacked and such is so fucking fast. Even if you disarmed a mugger/murderer with this videos' strategies, their INSTANT response usually is to reclaim the weapon. Their lives are on the line so there's no fuckin way they're gonna have their gun taken and go "SHIT... Welp... I guess I'll be on my way now."

[@bradfix3060]

anyone else notice that when he grabbed that gun in his chest, he caught it with the slide fully back. Meaning that the round in that chamber was fired and that grabbing that gun was the last thing he ever did.

[@CubeItself]

"the way that worked" "it did not work" _insert starwars 1.52 secs outro_

[@gandalainsley6467]

"If you been stabbed , simply grab the knife and stab back ." Oddly enough there was a Russian guy who did exactly that . Dude got stabbed , he pulled out knife out of his body and stabbed his stabber to death.

[@dagda1180]

Retribution. For one turn, gain 50% resistance against all physical attacks. At the start of your next turn, you deal 500% of all damage you've taken last turn.

[@SubcribeMinecraftNOW]

british martyrdom perk

[@markai2002]

Ofc he had to be Russian 😂😂

[@johndexterzarate6663]

....Rasputin will be proud

[@cybernexus4233]

Isnt letting the knife stay a better move as it will slow the bleeding?

[@picax8398]

The reason they're blowing up is because people in the self defense community meme on their head dude. He's a total smooth brain

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear pi

[@thomasemond2173]

"self defense community" lol

[@BuhBungus]

@@AxxLAfriku get a life bro

[@panduvandal]

There's a self defense community?

[@TenkDD]

"self defense community" sounds like gym incels

[@shadowboy0126]

My dad is an officer in Detroit, i’ll have to ask him what he knows about these guys. Maybe i’ll show em this video. One of the ways he taught me to disarm someone is to use one hand to grab their wrist and the other to force their hand to bend inward, your hand naturally opens up a bit in that position making it easier to take something out of it. With enough force and speed you could probably pull it off.

[@thecandybarbandit6887]

3:03 The Avengers have been very quiet since this brave woman came to town

[@marnoplaisier]

Ah yes, physical self defence, because I'm always physically stronger than any attacker...

[@familyguygamer4203]

try mental self defense. ask the attacker about his relationship with his father

[@chillcult1613]

@@familyguygamer4203 i wouldnt be surprise if that guy make a video about that.And prove it work

[@exudeku]

@@familyguygamer4203 +100% damage vs Genshin fans

[@somm150]

tf u want bro mental self defense

[@operator-chan1887]

learn brazilian jiu jitsu

[@fef8053]

5:21 The problem with that is that preventing the slide from moving only stops the gun from loading another round, it will still fire the one in the chamber.

[@skrrtskrrt646]

I mean if you can move the slide slightly back, the gun wont be able to fire (in most cases, maybe some fucked up 1957 Sling Schlong will still fire, but it will be very unpleasant for everyone involved)

[@umcThunder72]

@@skrrtskrrt646 this is incorrect. the slide doesn't fire the round it simply opens the chamber so the next round can enter the only thing you'll accomplish is fucking up your fingers before the bullet enter your chest. Also most modern firearms still fire when held against a surface.

[@skrrtskrrt646]

@@umcThunder72 well, you need to move the slide enough to start extracting the current bullet. Holding the slide wont work, I agree. You have to push it back.

[@toothy_efoa]

there's a safety mechanism in most pistols that prevent it from firing before the slide is all the way forward

[@umcThunder72]

@@skrrtskrrt646 ah I see now I read your original comment wrong I thought you were implying that by holding the slide after the trigger is pulled you could prevent the round from being fired. It seems we were in agreement all along

[@AMentalFailure]

"Now this next one is honestly one of my favorites, it's essentially Dale teaching you how to stop" - Ad cutoff, 24th of november, 2022

[@HayManned]

Criminal: "This is a robbery!" Me: "Stop Right Now!!!!!" Criminal: "Understandable, have a good day."

[@deataification]

Oh my god the slide thing is so stupid. Aside from the fact that you absolutely cant stop a slide from racking with your hand.. IT DOESNT STOP THE GUN FROM FIRING.. All it does, is stop it from chambering another bullet. Like yeah, guess he cant double tap you but you still get shot. The slide only ejects the casing and chambers another round but has jack shit to do with the hammer striking the primer and propelling the bullet into your smooth brain.

[@dank4454]

Exactly, people should really see "how a glock works" by matt somebody

[@TheFiendishFive]

hanavesi

[@operator-chan1887]

This is not true. Pushing the slide back on pretty much any semi automatic handgun pushes the round back(as it would when ejecting after firing) causing it to be out of battery, and unable to fire. And even if he did fire, yes, your hand would be enough to stop it from cycling. Now, as for whether you could do any of that fast enough to not get shot, idk lol

[@SubcribeMinecraftNOW]

Well on the bright side, it's better to have 1 bullet lodged into your heart than 2 bullets

[@lottavuorinen]

En tiennyt että deata katsoo pyroa :D

[@arlaux1099]

This is why when I go outside I’m fully armored in 13mm tungsten-ceramic microlattice armor and a 250 pound tower shield, which I’m able to lift because of the robotic-muscles that line the interior of my armor giving me the strength of 30 adult wrestlers.

[@HgngOfficial]

Say that to a fucken hundo n' five Mike mike APFSDS shell

[@Nate-vn8xx]

This is why I don't go outside

[@JelloPuddingMaster]

with the nose hitbox it's always a mini-crit, it cant random crit and it cant be upgraded to a full crit but it will usually knock someone out of a fight

[@juter1122]

"tactical training" in the Metal Gear font face got me

[@nikolaangelovski2252]

Pyro has gained: -5% chance of being shanked -2% chance of being critticaly shanked.

[@totallynottoaster1114]

The nose is a really interesting spot, if you strike someone there they’ll generally instinctually flinch so the nose is one of the better spots to hit in a fight, also getting hit in the nose forces you to blink meaning you’re unable to see your surroundings or the person who has hit your nose leaving you defenseless for precious seconds where you’ll be unable to block any strikes

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

Yeah, it’s almost like people in fights instinctively raise their hands to their face to protect their face. And for the most part the only thing you are going to by doing these nose tweaks is annoy the shit out of the person who wants to kick your ass.

[@juliannolastname2442]

@@Mostlyharmless1985Getting hit in the nose HURTS tho. Like, it stings, you blink uncontrollably, you start to tear up, it’s super distracting. If it breaks, which it can easily do, you’re out of the fight for at least a few seconds

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

@@juliannolastname2442 yes, getting hit in the nose hurts. Getting your nose tweaked like a grandpa trying to do a magic trick is annoying, it doesn’t hurt. Nor will you successfully strike anyone on the nose who knows that hurts. I’ve been in plenty of fights and never once got stuck on the nose. Because I know “getting hit on the nose hurts” and just about everyone knows “getting hit on the nose hurts” which is why you won’t successfully hit anyone on the nose unless you are fighting a complete fucking idiot.

[@systematic101]

The nose and liver are the best targets but pretty hard to actually hit. If you can land a hit on the liver they're going down no matter their size. With that said it's useless if they have a weapon and shouldn't be your only targets. I've learned this through experience in a "fight club" with my buddies. After the 1st time a liver shot was landed we made a rule against it.

[@X-SPONGED]

12:35 "You see, instead of redirecting the knife or disarming it. Intentionally let the attacker stab you in the gut and use your biomechanical arm to break his bones. Ensuring his stabbing arm to he disabled. After that, pull out the knife you stabbed into yourself and stab him repeatedly instead. This will increase your survivability" - Dale, The Detroit Self Defense Guru, probably...

[@scot_playzz349]

17:12 I understood that reference 😃

[@dizzydial8081]

In firearm safety courses, one thing they go over is keeping a proper distance from someone you're defending yourself against because of exactly the techniques in this video. While questionable in their effectiveness, you should minimize the risk of getting disarmed.

[@evilemuempire9550]

Turns out guns are better at a distance

[@Alex-mq6qi]

I watched one of his videos where the guy "addressed" criticisms of how any gunman could just step away and avoid getting disarmed. He claimed that "a gunman has to be close to someone to force them to do things" 😂

[@shaynehughes6645]

@@Alex-mq6qi that man played fallout 4 with only the alt key

[@sonoda944]

@@Alex-mq6qi i saw a short of some guy with airsoft up against the dusk man himself yeah he got shot 3 times in span of 7 seconds

[@sovietdoggo3831]

In that gun clip where he grabs the slide, he’d still be dead because the gun fires and then the slide moves. Very surprised he didn’t know that and also what did he plan on doing if the guy had a revolver?

[@Lowtiervergil347]

Actually a gun can't fire if the slide is pushed back but you'd have to be extremely quick so I would not recommend it

[@deli_isle]

@@Lowtiervergil347 his "technique" is catching the slide as it moves back i think. grabbing the slide and pushing it back would take more time and force than simply pushing it away.

[@2miligrams]

@@deli_isle either way you'd still be dead. a guy with a gun can react faster than you can because all he has to do is pull his index finger

[@Lowtiervergil347]

@@deli_isle no it's grabbing the slide and pushing it back so the gun can't fire, I've actually seen a video where people tried these techniques and grabbing and pushing back the slide was one of the few that actually worked, but again you'd have to be extremely fast so unless the person just wants to kill you, you probably shouldn't risk it

[@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257]

It’s funny, he assumes that the criminal is like, severely delusional and has the reaction time of a… I can’t really think of anything with slow reaction time, but ya know what I mean.

[@BruhBruhBruh251]

I’m glad pyros posting again, I missed these videos a lot

[@ThePsykoLP]

1st of all, nice video! I like that you made a video again, that's not taking up almost a whole day of binging (I still appreciate the long videos as well, don't get me wrong) 2nd of all, yes, most of those self defense moves are pretty BS but as someone that did a few years of self defense, I can actually vouch for some of the moves, like the "gently grabbing his face, and flicking the switch on his neck" move! They look like BS, but if you actually know how to do them, they can get an opponent to the ground with ease. Not saying that this will safe your life or anything, just that some of the clips aren't as BS as they seem to be! aaanyway, I'm excited for the next of your videos :)

[@Wischmopp95]

Opposable thumbs are literally one of the defining features of our species and one of the most important reasons why we're so successful, and this dude is going out there and saying "hands can't hold things very well" lmao

[@SethVoid]

Yeah, and he only says that because of nerve points that make your body retract your tendons and let go of things. That's like saying "brains are bad at thinking because if I shoot you in the head, it doesn't work too good."

[@imailedyouaboxofbees]

Your point at 12:15 combined with your presentation through editing actually stunned me. It's a joke, but it's horribly not one, either. This man is training people to think they can be an anime protagonist in the situations where they need to be most in tune with reality.

[@ratman7212]

Fr someone will die if they use the techniques

[@robonator2945]

one thing really important that I've seen few people mention is that the tactics he teaches are somewhat valid. They are basically what you may actually be taught in some actual training courses, the issue is that in those courses they are presented in concept, how to manipulate firearms in hand to hand combat so the barrel doesn't get pointed at you any longer than it has to. In contrast he is trying to give step by step instructions on how to just win a fight, which, yeah no, thats not a thing. IF he instead was saying "now when the gun is in this position you want to grab it from here so that you can keep control of the barrel even if they try to move it" then that would be far more acceptable.

[@CJ-xn5sr]

17:35 “where we bouta eat at”

[@user-pd4ye3fs4v]

Yo pyro. About the grabbing gun part: the slider moves to unload shell and load another so at the time slider moved, bullet already fired

[@johnathanmcdoe]

I think what's going on there is even dumber than you think. The idea might be to move the slide back to force it out of battery. Only way I could think of to make that work in the 0.1% of cases that won't get you shot instead because it's such a ridiculously risky idea.

[@dank4454]

Wait doesn't pulling back the slider also pull back the firing pin? right? So it shouldn't fire???

[@DaemonJerky]

@@dank4454 that's correct.

[@AndI-Actual]

15:31 I've only seen this taught in active shooter situations as a way to jam a pistol as a last means of survival, in hopes that despite being shot, it'll give others with you time to react, and prevent the shooter from being able to continue firing.

[@ratman7212]

So it's practically a selfless act to save others

[@DerpASherpa117]

It's a great way to give yourself slide bite while also getting shot in the chest. The attacker just needs to move back slightly in order to get the slide back into battery and then immediately pull the trigger and shoot you. This is a very obvious reaction to someone trying to grab your gun, although the attacker probably would never press the gun against your chest anyway as the only way they could be disarmed is if the firearm was within reach of the person's hands they are trying to rob. Why do that when the firearm is perfectly capable of being fired just out of reach of the victim? Every single scenario assumes the attacker is an NPC that will just allow you to complete a very slow QTE and disarm them.

[@terellcase9231]

I love the grabbing the slide one because the slide only reciprocates on a pistol after the bullet has been fired, the gasses are literally what makes the slide move.

[@philbateman1989]

This is where they went wrong in The Walking Dead when Negan beat those two guys to death. They didn't hug him and yell "stop it!!".

[@nob2243]

Okay, can we just acknowledge how good Pyro's introductions are for a moment? Seriously, he manages to set the tone and mood of the video perfectly every time.

[@SomeFabio]

Pyrocynical can now defend himself against the voices in his head

[@ayceeonethirty6141]

I love how the second clip lil girl hits an Orange Cassidy kick. I lost it 🤣

[@nurse425]

I'm guessing the cops are usually a little more busy than Dale, LOL

[@dangodoom6156]

Pyro doesn't know what gacha is > Raid Shadow Legends sponsor

[@_V.Va_]

He knows what it is without knowing exactly what it is.

[@MyHeadHz]

Ah yes. The guy who thinks grabbing a gun's slide after it's fired is a valid self defense technique.

[@wurmturm]

stopping the casing from being ejected, smart man

[@kw9849]

It's one of those things that's plausible on paper (engage the out-of-battery safety by opening the slide slightly), but in practice it's just going to get you shot. Best case scenario, you get beat with the back end of the pistol, then shot.

[@DolusVulpes]

This might be the first time I've ever seen a Raid sponsor advert that took the script they give you and used it to sort of mock Raid. So very well done on that.

[@TeeV479]

He doesn't even know what a gacha is too lmao

[@TheRedRaven_]

That Snake Eater start screen 😂

[@scrimblo5845]

the cops in detroit take literally forever to show up, and they wont even bother coming if its a non violent crime. these guys are complete clowns though and their vigilantism will absolutely not help in most situations.

[@imajoke3106]

QUICK PRESS ‘A’

[@sirdrell24]

He's evolved from breaking bad reference to better caul saul reference, proud of him

[@miniwhiffy3465]

I saw the “you tried” star and instantly thought “you tried, you died”

[@wanogski5555]

i’d love to see someone film a prank in the streets where they go up to him with a fake gun and see what he does

[@badluck7286]

16:42 The Nose is the most vulnerable part of your body, it has no bones and it has alot of nerves, the slightest push or a strong enough flick can damage, or even break it

[@Rosebrickwork]

>it has no bones ok

[@badluck7286]

@@Rosebrickwork Indeed, no bones at all

[@cernunnos8917]

It’s all flexible cartilage, there’s no actual bones in the nose, that’s why skeletons don’t have noses they just have the hole where the sinuses were

[@saladv6069]

@@LWLProductions cartilage isn't bone

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@LWLProductions 😐 care to show me your medical degree?

[@Johna41223]

"The best defense against a gun is money" -I made this up but someone has probably said this before

[@RmsTitanic59]

That "you tried" star is golden

[@yourlocalrussianman9000]

5:11 someone PLEASE make that a mod

[@TheTrojanMaker]

those "keychains" are the best thing (in that size) you can have in a fight. Here in Germany you aren't even allowed to have them when outside without a small weapons license. In a trained hand they are a deadly weapon

[@shaynehughes6645]

German moms don't sleep with guns under their pillows because they're all masters of self defense

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@shaynehughes6645 and also what they keep under there anyways is enough

[@KaeYoss]

Wrong. The BKA officially classified the kubotan as not a weapon. The reasoning specifically states that while it can be used as a weapon, that doesn't make it one. Specifically, the kubotan requires special training to become a real threat. That's why you can also have a broom even when outside. Sure, with the right training, a broomstick becomes dangerous, but it's not its purpose

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

So is a pocket knife, and it’s pretty easy to use without special training. It’s just an extra spicy punch.

[@TheTrojanMaker]

@@Mostlyharmless1985 yea, but this thing is not as scarry looking as a knife and you can split a skull when you have one of these with a full strength fist Grab and hit someone on the head with the pointy part

[@Slafeys]

If you threatened this guy with anything outside of his arms reach, i feel like he'd play dead like an opossum

[@-Azure.EXE-]

4:53 At least he has a glorious sense of humour.