Mayo Man's Dark Return...

My long awaited nemesis returns
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[@Pyrocynical]

I livestream now, follow the funny here. www.twitch.tv/pyrocynical

[@spizun]

Ok

[@HarunX57zt]

no i dont think i will

[@marigold4157]

me first

[@ken2g148]

lol

[@sauasy_6220]

Amogus

[@JustGoldy77]

He’s stopped bullying the underaged and has started bullying the middle aged.

[@Someweebwithinternetaccess]

character development

[@gualt6762]

can’t wait until he starts bullying the dead💯

[@seacreeper816]

I like kids yum

[@DenajM25]

How does this has 56 likes! THE VID WAS POSTED 25 SECUNDS AGO!!!

[@chebic5095]

The Pyrocynical cycle

[@ChengTeoh]

"seeing Liz get emotion tonight and crying, i see that as a positive" ah yes, the release of tears is sweet nectar for big ed.

[@natedawg79]

69 likes nice

[@nelsonwilkins347]

@@SmileThem same

[@galaxy_mooncat779]

Seeing you here is weird

[@ricewolf9750]

He drinks those tears out of his Big Ed travel mug which can be bought on his merch site for 13.99$.

[@lemonpie_vanilla]

Idk what to say uh hi

[@Hyenat33th]

Why did that “Hells Kitchen” violin actually fit with that moment?!?

[@MrMahn21]

It's actually a waterphone

[@JacobsGamingChannel]

he also laughed like pewdiepie wtf

[@smugofbishamonten1447]

Because it's so overused to the point it can fit into anything

[@milkkee540]

Becuasue its a gamer moment

[@capedcrusaderbatman]

Kitchen nightmares actually

[@trooper183]

This dude could make it big as a Danny DeVito impersonator

[@Catnippy]

he doesn't have the charisma or talent for that

[@wahyudyatmika5119]

Danny DeVito is infinitely more charismatic than Ed. Ill bang Danny if given a choice

[@regularbloke2117]

Aint nobody gonna match the godlike presence of the "Trashman" himself

He sure is trash, but he can't impersonate the Trashman

[@bensbikex510]

Who needs charisma when you've got a wad of hundreds and a magnum dong?

[@obamium3020]

-the haircut -the commentary -the bedroom Pyro has returned to his first, natural state

[@PossiblePsy]

He even did the mlg

[@cyberseai9305]

Guys we did it...

[@DiceDecides]

he didn't bring back the deep fake voice tho

[@ammagon4519]

Can't wait for him to bully children again

[@PossiblePsy]

@@ammagon4519 boi what the hell is ur pfp 😳

[@Arthur_TV]

big ed's love life is like a car crash you just can't look away from

[@sirpaulsukunyan8040]

hi :)

[@rares_ic]

Holy shit

[@notevenfilthyyt9097]

damn the first heart ive seen from pyro congrats

[@kaproskarleto5136]

Uhm....yes, relatable

[@mickybussey]

I think you mean a moped crash

[@ticomes3795]

It's really wholesome that pyro put his dad in the background

[@rafi7115]

He’s in prison akh how could he be there

[@UmbraMan1]

Rip

[@TheRealGamer872]

Bruhhhhhhh

[@boatman783]

oh nooo

[@domagojpuksec6897]

Oh shit thats really dark man, I thought you were talking about the plant so I was like oh leafyishere haha thats a good joke but just then PYRO started talking about the skeleton

[@cxhxzz5679]

Big ed with a moustache looks like a drug cartel boss

[@regularbloke2117]

Current ed looks like he used up all thoose drugs

[@Cheesymud]

@@regularbloke2117 lmao yeah

[@tomm5559]

Lookin like pooby Escobar

[@damomguy2801]

He really does

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

He look kinda hot! Mustache Ed I mean.

[@tombruv8131]

Now this is epic , he sounds like himself again.

[@Comedyshortsgamer20000]

Bruh it’s the hairr

[@rabidredpanda2888]

@@Comedyshortsgamer20000 it gives him power

[@JudeOhHecc]

Pyrogum

[@cyberseai9305]

Guys we did it we reached a quarter...

[@kingt0295]

@@cyberseai9305 of a million kids touched on discord

[@leshifty9252]

He's like a Tesco's own value Danny DeVito.

[@JK-yj7cg]

Plz why is this true 💀

[@sophmari27]

dont insult danny devito like that man 😭

[@SimonVanliew26]

Don’t make me laugh...!! That hertz:/

[@dargreaves]

More like a Taste The Difference

[@deviction9314]

Fuck is tesco

[@unluckyy8746]

“There’s a difference between being charismatic and filling up the dead air with noise” is my new favorite statement, thank you Pyro.

[@sigmasweg6778]

Thank you pyro

[@meilikino]

Thank you pyro

[@SalandVin99956]

Thank you pyro

[@jonnyskasa49]

Thank you pyro

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

"Living as Jesus and Ronald Reagan would have wanted" is my favorite.

[@jakublulek3261]

'You should date somebody who adores you." Well, dating your own mum is weird and illegal, so...

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

*Dates dad instead*

[@OIlegaul]

Dates dog instead

[@BreathingStereotype]

@@HaveANiceDayLol. suddenly gay

[@Leef95]

This comment was ahead of its time

[@oskr942]

its not illegal if no one finds out

[@John.McMillan]

Nobody forget. This man has a daughter. And she is older than the women he chases.

[@Hybrid225]

😂😂😂

[@29-arnavsamant97]

Wut?Oh you are talking about ed. I thought you were talking about pyro

[@notatrollll]

Yeah, i think pyro is way too nice to this guy. He’s pretty despicable.

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

Which to be fair, wouldn't be so much of a problem if he wasn't such a pig about it.

[@Astartes-6969]

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@dragonpickelman4014]

They should have played the “Hells Kitchen” violin when Ed tried to kiss her

[@theshoe17]

Bro I won't lie I cringed so hard I had to stop the vid and take a walk

[@tunafish5462]

@@theshoe17 I do that too when I cringe so hard. Glad I'm not the only one lol.

[@SovietMarmalade]

You mean Kitchen Nightmares?

[@shoukatsukai]

It's called a waterphone

[@dragonpickelman4014]

@@SovietMarmalade It does the sound effect on both shows but yeah I should've said Kitchen Nightmares

[@scrithen2836]

“I got a haircut” i literally cannot tell what changed

[@Cryhai]

He went from crack addict, then back to the Karen haircut

[@hazzahawk3718]

@@Cryhai things been rough since the managers started talking back

[@boocebung4177]

He’s more Karen now

[@ijax64]

@@Cryhai yea

[@zbgenius]

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

[@simplyluke1584]

the fact big ed kissed a girl before me is just honestly depressing uno

[@hoodedman6579]

He has a fucking daughter.

[@ImperiumLibertas]

@@hoodedman6579 a WHAT?

[@SinnersRemorse]

@@ImperiumLibertas He has a daughter.

[@coffinfeeder7732]

Uhhh Ed was married for a few years and dated quite a bit

[@Gone29364]

@@SinnersRemorse nah that not a daughter, thats a fatherless tortured soul

[@monky6520]

its genuinely hard to imagine what series of events led to big ed being who he is

[@NoHolllw]

The life of a manlit

[@UmbraMan1]

Some things aren’t meant to be known

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

Spinning on his head maybe

[@chronitrox448]

@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 more like being dropped on his head😂 i think momma ed isnt telling the whole truth

[@Obinndash]

Fr man went from not bad looking to a blob

[@sambo4967]

Ed should collaborate with beyblade and make his own line of them to save a future generation of spinning necks.

[@jesse3391]

The anime of those products: spinning mayo! Let it RIP! (or whatever they say again when they spin the bayblade)

[@sambo4967]

@@jesse3391 yes, and it should say Love Yourself along the sides

[@yeah4710]

@@jesse3391 mayonnaise! Let it rip!

[@jesse3391]

@@yeah4710 Ah thx

[@brickabang]

I can just imagine that when he gets in a fight he goes on his head and starts doing spinjitzu

[@avocette]

The cringe that radiates from Ed is equivalent to standing 10 meters from the elephant's foot of Chernobyl.

[@sharpkniveinlatvian1746]

Not really. The Elephant's Foot will take 3 minutes to kill you. Ed's cringe is instant death.

[@thesuaveman]

On god I literally couldn’t finish the video

[@mullbree]

he really looks like it too

[@Da_Trash_Panda]

indeed, I couldn't even finish Pyro's vid cause I could feel the cringe slowly killing me.

[@chernobylthing3932]

@@sharpkniveinlatvian1746 Ed's cringe death is faster than instant

[@BillyMarchiafava]

ed a legend in the game

[@notinthemood4520]

Checkmark lad, free internet points

[@rux6366]

Holy shit you watch pyro?

[@zilasnake08]

Hey Billy what’s up?

[@23zter24]

ayy its the guy whose songs I use in my shitty fragmovies. I love you bro - no homo

[@realanimegirl777]

Grim uses ur songs

[@propandapower7633]

I bet spinning on his head is what pushed Ed’s neck back into his shoulders.

[@brayn4380]

LMAO

[@m00nbone]

this needs more likes🤚

[@jettc3167]

Fuck I spit out my water reading this

[@dfct9494]

I was going to say that, it honestly make sense. Like especially if he did it a lot when he was a child.

[@sailor5853]

my thoughts exactly

[@vinny-sant]

No Breaking Bad references? Pyro really is going for his old commentary.

[@sir6379]

Holy crap your right 😱

[@ZandorClegane]

Frankly it's disgusting, the lack of breaking bad memes

[@redmist6630]

he slipped a fc3 meme so its ok

[@bluefire1636]

@@redmist6630 True

[@cyberseai9305]

The only thing i missed is him raging and bullying kids

[@crazygoat302]

You know Pyro knows the age of his audience when he has to make sure they know what beyblades are

[@theonlyplain]

unfortunately most of his viewers knows beyblades

[@spike5499]

@@theonlyplain fortunately*

[@GahmConrad]

Oh god kirby

[@capperthepaul3285]

@GreasyLeechy ah one of the small children we were talking about

[@pulsu5738]

@GreasyLeechy Your*

[@tinstrings6312]

21:50 How much did the producers pay that poor woman to start dating and eventually kiss that land manatee?

[@chucklehead59]

Don't you dare say that about ed

[@spriteguy4050]

Finally some backstory on big Ed. He lost his neck from spinning on his head like a top as a kid and it crumpled like a soda can

[@ArchieGee]

I'm surprised there wasn't a single Breaking Bad reference in this video.

[@absoluteidiotslive9978]

yeah there were

[@shortgymnast4973]

Your god damn right

[@blankblank9707]

@@absoluteidiotslive9978 I didn’t notice one either, where was it?

[@absoluteidiotslive9978]

@@blankblank9707 you just didn’t get it

[@blankblank9707]

@@absoluteidiotslive9978 nah I must have missed it, what was the reference?

[@thomaspontet8241]

Ed looks like the 3D rendering of how people would evolve to survive car crashes

[@carsondubs]

Now that you bring it up, what do think the limit is for Ed? I bet he could easily survive a 70 mph car crash.

[@vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911]

The guy is so short that the car crash would even affect him

[@catoticneutral]

He's from the future. He's a superior life form and we're simply not evolved enough to understand him.

[@fucked_up_potato3139]

how do ppl come up with this?... what a legend

[@not_a_tomato6903]

@@catoticneutral we'll most likely never be evolved enough to understand big Ed

[@sengillespie7730]

“Mom I want draco Malfoy” “we have draco malfoy at home” Draco Malfoy at home:

[@park2061]

Draco at home is infinitely better than normal draco

[@THEGamer-be2dd]

Imagine your at someone's house and they just say, "Ed get in here and spin" and some small child spins around on the floor

[@user-yp7ke4et7o]

And then that kid vomits all over your body.

[@optimoosejones9493]

SPEEEN

[@Candicedickinsonllc]

“baby come out her and show your auntie what you showed me last night “

[@pup64hcp]

I wouldn't question it tbh. kids like to do weird shit sometimes

[@R-SXX]

That's the funniest shit I have ever heard.

[@SuperWiiBros08]

15:32 I wonder if Pyro bought the golf club just for this video

[@derpydoopieUnT]

he's one of those GTA SA countryside NPCs with their hit&run golf club

[@lord_napoli]

Same, since he prob doesn't play sports.

[@ammagon4519]

@Firehawk Lee so did Joel

[@makoosh3448]

Your channel is dead

[@theonlyplain]

he had it before like a year or two years ago it was in another video

[@UltimateAssassin212]

Pyro keeps trying to find reasons to defend Ed, but directly after each attempt, Ed does something despicable. It gets more difficult the more he tries.

[@Dragonemperess]

And now a call got leaked that revealed even more of how much of a scumbag he is.

[@hehexd5317]

@@Dragonemperess but why leave us on a cliffhanger, instead of elaborating :/

[@fivefoldkiss]

@@hehexd5317 He was cussing out Liv, being super manipulative and kicking her out of the house he begged her to move into. He blocked Liv and went to Vegas to take pictures with his sugar babies. He’s literally insane.

[@fivefoldkiss]

@@hehexd5317 Not only that, he was fighting with her in the call just because she gave a coworker a ride home instead of going straight to her house. He was saying “Liz you’re fucked up. Why would you take your coworker home.”

[@novac1990]

@@fivefoldkiss Is it bad that I think less of you for knowing this information and I think much less of myself for clicking on the video.

[@sygmarvexarion7891]

I can empathize with the girl's disgust of the Penguin, but I guess she did what she had to for some money and fame.

[@GutsOfRivia]

hes like Danny Devito without any of the charm or charisma.

[@wanaaaaaaaaable]

...and you forgot the neck.

[@theprofesionalist7927]

I'd say I feel bad for him, but this dude has the same victim logic as every other tub of lard that call's them self a femcel. He's not an incel cuz he could get women with his money and if he wants to instead be loved for his body then he needs to put down the jar of mayo and start working out.

[@zenniththefolf4888]

Ed went from a handsome presentable young man with a sweet mustache and a girthy neck to a neckless dwarf mayonnaise warrior with a mid-life crisis and no dating skills.

[@MikyleY]

that's a combination of words I never thought I'd ever hear

[@unknowngod8221]

To this huh

[@noahshad09]

This sounds fake but it’s real….

[@___blocked]

Sooo....Nikocado?

[@noahshad09]

@@___blocked 💀

[@ConnorPugs]

Mayo man really did carry early quarantine

[@sanicthehoghedge8053]

Dude I love your videos, keep it up 👍👍👍

[@milktea6676]

Mayo man for life Also first furry

[@user-sn6bv8bk4v]

What's up Connor

[@ConnorPugs]

@@sanicthehoghedge8053

[@Flome810]

@@ConnorPugs Say fo shizzle

[@cambamslam3510]

Dude should go back to his mustache phase. He looked handsome as fuck.

[@bag-manbaron2547]

When I saw that image I was just like, "you had a neck once? What the hell did you do to lose it??"

[@somm150]

@Tony Montana all he needs to do is lose weight

[@ubermaster134]

@Tony Montana his double chin hides his actual chin and neck

[@boba627]

I’m surprised there wasn’t a single breaking bad reference in this entire video congratulations

[@danishcookies]

dissapointed*

[@requiem1k87]

@Hero Games no way

[@rubub8455]

@Hero Games ffs can he make ONE video without a BB or JJBA reference?

[@thegreatbruhmoment7164]

Evangelion reference though

[@seanbehnisch6185]

no dark souls in sight, either. man's really moving up in life, huh

[@7411y]

Ed's a proud survivor of being hit over the head by a Looney Tunes character

[@lone_stick]

He's only proud because he has no brain left to defend as a result

[@darthball2723]

Bugs bunny in the distance "that's l folks"

[@Mumphler]

I thought you were talking about Pyros haircut and I started laughing, then I realized this was about Ed and I laughed harder

[@tigerkat4419]

Feed him to the coyote!!

[@frogshnuckle4475]

Yeah, like he got his head got hit with a 6 foot mallet

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Big Ed is legit built like a Mucinex germ

[@slowpopeisdead694]

Hey its you

[@melviemagno8167]

Ok

[@kuro.5943]

Poor mayo man 😔

[@Cool-Kid-ry3mh]

My channel is better than Pyrocynical check out the latest video I talk about why he’s gay

[@dasboot4216]

I’ve seen you before

[@Unfiltered_Garbage]

I like how he has to turn his whole body to look in any direction.

[@_V.Va_]

George Clooney batsuit headass.

[@_V.Va_]

Or was it Michael Keaton...

[@KaytheWooper]

I physically jumped when Ed went for that kiss, god that was painfully cringe.

[@kavinanup]

I had to stop watching momentarily to prevent my soul from leaving my body, God do I feel for the lady, they got it on camera as well 🥶

[@AxxLAfriku]

NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear kay

[@ccjangel1002]

no you mentaly jumped

[@gustaverasmus3163]

@That’s one smug wojak what? english 100

[@TheeEnglishLesbian]

@That’s one smug wojak girl stfu

[@RusPitman]

I literally said “oh gross” out loud when he said “you tasted like a peach last night”. Yeesh 😬

[@qarful7]

SHEEESH

[@b3nl555]

@@qarful7 sheeeeee

[@barry4869]

Pyrocinical has unlocked an achievement: Karen haircut.

[@benjamingriffith4161]

This is gonna get popular gitrbsjsjb

[@fuzzydod2520]

More like pen-sus

[@poffydaisy5134]

Haha you're so original it's not like so many people including pyro himself made the joke already

[@WarpedCyan]

@@poffydaisy5134 haha ikr

[@academyjason]

he already had it long ago but it was white

[@dylanwoods5944]

15:55 I love how he clearly rehearsed these lines as no human would actually talk like this.

[@larpdude7308]

Everyone ought to look up the phone convo that was recorded by his most recent gf. He's straight up abusive. I know he's a meme but he's a genuinely terrible person.

[@nutm3ggy]

This comment made me look it up and wow, he’s awful, what a loser

[@marvelous_680]

Geez, good thing Rose get tf out of the relationship.

[@sailor5853]

That's blatantly obvious. On top of all his apparent flaws there is even more. I wonder why anyone would consider date him.

[@emmad4308]

I hope she gets out as soon as possible, because holy shit.

[@notatrollll]

I absolutely agree, i have zero clue why pyro is being so nice to him. He has cheated on his wife and been a piece of shit to women who actually gave him a chance.

[@epson_ecotank_et-2850]

"he used to spin on his head like a top" no wonder his neck is so short

[@redditmod609]

What neck

[@epson_ecotank_et-2850]

exactly

[@krowkovtuber]

props to the people who dressed ed in a suit and white shirt that *highlights* his (lack of) neck

[@zachflag6506]

Man’s lookin like he’s too turtley for the turtle club

[@fatherdezz6134]

Never thought I'd see a human with zero neck.

[@morkthecat639]

his charecter is like an overengineered michael scott

[@Mr.Egregious]

Seeing him in a collared shirt is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@sawyerzavala1073]

If that’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen, I feel very bad for you

[@maverick_ii746]

His neck is gone

[@Drawceress]

I didn't fully understand what people meant when they said he had no neck, yeah I understand it now

[@_ikako_]

@@sawyerzavala1073 you fell? i hope you're ok.

[@b0BSh4nk3r]

@@sawyerzavala1073 i was about to say this lol

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Big Ed has dad energy. Ya know, the type of dad that never had a kid.

[@binguscat2514]

But he has a daughter though

[@sgatcha1443]

@@binguscat2514 and she's older than Rose

[@teethcoat4274]

@@binguscat2514 Correction: the type of dad who shouldn’t have a kid

[@bubbleqbay4687]

“He used to spin on his head like a little cap” *maybe that’s why he lost his neck”

[@sudore7318]

“Rest, in peace neck.”

[@ay-leck1369]

did she say cap or top

[@abithapa9099]

@@ay-leck1369 top

[@blightedcrowmain8236]

@@abithapa9099 bottom

[@ishaansharma4325]

@@blightedcrowmain8236 Left

[@robin6469]

Ed has a cult of personality with the only member being himself. Like seriously, a tattoo of his own face?

[@criticalf0ll0w16]

There is something weirdly funny about pyro being green screened in his own room

[@RyanTheHusky115]

It just works.

[@Wholesomeredditfunny]

i peed.

[@A_Toaster]

Real life hit marker greenscreen

[@markv1006]

Ed is a constant inspiration. like, if he can manage to gain this popularity as an irl mr potato head, then theres literally no reason why I can't succeed in life. jesus christ what an amoeba

[@yuugagazamee6020]

I read that as Constant Constipation

[@MrBnfj]

and "what an amoeba" as what an omega, which would be correct

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

never seen anyone being called an amoeba before

[@NoConsequenc3]

Ed is proof that the issue with incels is their personality being so bad it's worse than mayo man

[@bloodrosefell859]

He's a real-life meme. Everyone laughs at him.

[@shock4826]

Thats not a widow's peak, thats a widow's everest.

[@hopii5177]

PLSSS 🤚💀

[@dantefaber-smith1986]

Widow's summit

[@chernobylthing3932]

Bruh, yes

[@LoyaLZX]

14:23 "You guys remember Beyblades?" *Launching my burst beyblades in a stadium while watching the current season via a VPN* Never heard of it my guy. Also I'm still baffled that TLC stands for The *"Learning"* Channel for all these years. Can't wait for kids to study about Big ED for their upcoming exam with TLC

[@gouthams5230]

he looks like a 13 year old that asked the waitress because his friends dared him to

[@TheBfutgreg]

Yeah he does....but what do you think of the mayo man dude?

[@anonomystic]

Pyro's return is almost as big as Large Edward's neck region.

[@urielhernandez7250]

Pyrocinical

[@rencyvarghese8792]

Pyrocynical

[@silverreaps6803]

Pyrocinical

[@MyHeadHz]

@@urielhernandez7250 Uriel Hernandez

[@starlamytruelove]

Pyrounicycle

[@Cynocide]

Im genuinely scared to see how Big Ed looks like with a neck.

[@_V.Va_]

He’d probably need to lose all that weight for us to find it.

[@grumpy7259]

@@_V.Va_ Bro thats impossible

[@McWeen1e]

The peak of masculinity

[@fearoftoasters101imstillaf7]

Search up Big Ed young and you could find it

[@ian4168]

@@_V.Va_ He suffers from Klippel Feil syndrome

[@smugzilla2561]

When he swung that club and had to turn his WHOLE body-

[@ashegaming3530]

"It conditions my hair" You know they got this crazy new product called hair conditioner, guess what it does

[@Wickedonezz]

Fortnite

[@bruhz_089]

Conditions

[@vaccuumhelmet521]

@@Iparraldekoa fortnite

[@balgier1835]

I agree, hair conditioner does fornite

[@INeedAttentionEXE]

It mayonnaise’s your hair!

[@unlikelyspecimen244]

No-neck Ed: “M’lady” *Throws head back into the wall* AAAAAAA-

[@Noahed_]

OH GOSH A REDDITOR

[@WinterReflections]

It's insane how much hope Ed has in "dating" women who are not only very out of his league, much younger, taller than him, and who display such clear signs that they're not actually interested. Scarily impressive.

[@tanleekong3451]

One word, money

[@Edwin6264.]

N' clout

[@thescottishlad2022]

Nah Edds out of everyone else’s league

[@noyou137]

It's entirely because of the cameras

[@marcusb.7412]

Bruh if he wasn’t on camera there’s no chance

[@NahFYM]

Pyro is talking about Ed’s dad energy too much because he is looking for a father figure to replace his dad from prison.

[@glucose6800]

Pyrocynical's new hair is making him look like a dollar store Draco Malfoy.

[@sunbleachedangel]

I'm in

[@amsyarzero]

Pyro Malfoy

[@amsyarzero]

@shardo malfoycynical

[@jaykansher87]

you mean "wish" versions Draco Malfoy lol...

[@ohhey4600]

Can't wait for the video where he's replaced by Tom Felton and doesn't acknowledge it

[@papermind4010]

If this were the dirty thirties, this man would be in a travelling circus.

[@demovicc]

Bruh

[@jeriannglaser5488]

Bruh

[@comixproviderftw_02]

You're not wrong

[@Boojum_Tree]

Big Ed’s life is like watching a sitcom and knowing that cringe is going to happen, but you don’t feel like picking up the remote to change the channel.

[@NormlDuk]

TLC in a nutshell

[@thatoneguy9656]

English major right here

[@thatoneguy9656]

@@Boojum_Tree that's for you to decide

[@nathanr5737]

I’m 5’2 and foot the first time in my life I feel tall 😂 (Just clarifying, I’m not a kid, I won’t grow anymore)

[@theofficialassmob]

every lesbian - "Im so happy to be in Pyrocynical's Bedroom right now!"

[@shxrpay.]

here before the "im lesbian and find this very offensive please apologize"

[@srslydoatm9251]

I'm offensive and I find this very lesbian

[@Amphibian42]

@@srslydoatm9251 please apologise.

[@BeanOnTheFlipside]

@@Amphibian42 And support child labour

[@Number6ManUrinates]

@@BeanOnTheFlipside "if theyre nine, send them to the mine, if theyre eight, its their faith"

[@grundierungtaglich6241]

Pyro finally got rid of his yee-yee ass haircut.

[@doomspire]

WoW lamer watches pyro

[@eustacethefarmer8989]

@@doomspire then why the hell are you here?

[@williamaftonpizzeria]

he now has the Karen haircut

[@doomspire]

@@eustacethefarmer8989 that's a good question and the answer is idk 😶

[@therealgrantma612]

I cant be the only one who forgot he wasnt in his old bedroom until he took down the green screen.

[@betin731]

i couldnt stop looking at the horrible green screen signs

[@quest8795]

"let me guess. Your home?" "It was. And it was beautiful."

[@Enraged-vu2vb]

ik it hurts me

[@cyberseai9305]

The only thing that was missing is pyro raging

[@damndaniel4711]

I’m never gonna stop asking for petscop 2

[@OrkSword2]

Ed didn't even wear his seatbelt in the car, this man has no fear at all

[@ammagon4519]

Of course he doesn't fear car crashes, ever heard of this? kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5SWkpedf5WYrpo

[@swicid_]

I mean its not like he's going to break his neck if they crash

[@thepraetor7434]

@@swicid_ Lol

[@MazeMaker4Life]

N Ah he just wants his life to end hahaha

[@harveycooper5098]

@@ammagon4519 you have just scarred me. Thank you.

[@ThatChannelOfHers]

"Working on major projects" I didn't hear anything about petscop 2 pyro.

[@itsjustyash2750]

We need to send the message bois WE SHALL NOT REST UNTIL WE RECEIVE PETSCOP 2

[@g1r1b1og]

he made petscop 2 but it's not about petscop

[@curiousrave2199]

My guess is farcry 2

[@shoukatsukai]

Shrek has swag 5

[@Chickenjump]

>Oblivion music >Skyrim UI Pyro can’t even get his TES memes right SMH...

[@viiuan]

he's always been doing his tes memes like that tho

[@elfasto2255]

That was on purpose

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

it’s like putting fallout 4 music over fallout 3

[@CheeseYourself]

I do genuinely want a Big Ed origin story, like, what causes a regular average person to become this... this _entity?_

[@_V.Va_]

An irresponsible mother.

[@maffe_distroyer]

Self hate + narcisit complex

[@aarphotos5]

Big Ed looks like a compressed Jack Black

[@NiranjanNaikVideos]

xD

[@killerkitten7534]

He’s the great value brand

[@murtazasohail6972]

Jack Black fitgirl repack

[@indigo3032]

Jack Black WinRAR edition

[@kiomicakessewperfect3900]

Hey!! That’s insulting to Jack Black. I’d say that he’s the thrift store version

[@minichou]

pyro didnt even show the worst of ed's cringe, during the date with ed's daughter and liz, Ed literally says: "wow you two are the same age"

[@runjennierun07]

He also mentioned that she was born the same week of his divorce and proceeded to tell her its fate.

[@rickeydart3040]

@@runjennierun07 That's like renting an Airbnb where 5 children died and your friend is insisting it's good luck.

[@delete---7593]

?

[@gdog8170]

@@runjennierun07 bruh

[@prathamjain8929]

@@runjennierun07 🤮

[@enshen2190]

Ahh yes, Danny, Drew, Kurtis, Cody, Nick, Jarvis, and Pyro

[@loveh6094]

I was just thinking danny and pyro both uploaded today and now it's such a great day

[@AloneyWeasel]

Don't forget about Ken

[@meloncat1257]

U been stalking me 👀

[@aquavert4083]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed lmao

[@aryahamzei4770]

Just what I'm saing

[@Temazine]

Watch his face disappear at 20:39

[@zairvix]

I forgot Pyro was actually using a green screen for a second and was questioning why he looked so pale and green like Mr Shrek

[@gunfiend5175]

Ok Nagatoro, very cool, now go bully someone

[@toydotgame]

@@gunfiend5175 Why did I know that someone would bring up the 長瀞さん profile picture?

[@navb0tactual]

When is new Shrek has swag, m9

[@camiwheels]

I'm surprised when he mentioned tlc, he didn't talked about his all time classic.... CAR SEX

[@me-tj5vr]

The title all time classic belongs to mlg teletubbies

[@borkingdoggouwuuwuw]

did he fuck the car? Cause if so I want the sauce.... asking for a friend

[@user-ke1gn3ql1g]

@@borkingdoggouwuuwuw some one already did that in TLC...

[@borkingdoggouwuuwuw]

@@user-ke1gn3ql1g ya I know but it would be like watching a hippo mate with a BMW. Imagine the mating sounds

[@camiwheels]

@@borkingdoggouwuuwuw On this case was a weird guy with a weird mustang called chase, dude, the lore of that video was deep

[@KalmoK]

Ed trying to kiss her was so uncomfy to watch... Made me really sick

[@queenieqt2033]

Are you oki?

[@KalmoK]

@@queenieqt2033 No, I am Poki

[@queenieqt2033]

@@KalmoK Poki? I now simp 4 u

[@Этоя-к3р]

In a world rulled by Macho man's it is illegal to be a MAYO man.

[@spoopslol3867]

Pyro doesn't exists, he exists only in the character creation screen, changing his hair every couple of months

[@cinderellaskeleton6720]

“Pyro doesn’t exists, he exists”

[@111paolo2]

Pyro at the barbershop: Barber: What can I get for you today? Pyro: The manager Barber: Say no more

[@fanabot4048]

karencynical

[@111paolo2]

@@fanabot4048 kek

[@xdtazer]

man's fade looking FRESH!🥶

[@CatCrackVODS]

First like and comment

[@CatCrackVODS]

I am speed

[@xdtazer]

@@CatCrackVODS is this what happens when a verified youtuber comments? lol

[@user-sn6bv8bk4v]

whats up checkmark

[@NileMcKenna]

@@xdtazer yeah, yeah.

[@ZainnhyGoon]

10:34 Ed is like that new save file where you choose all the wrong choices in a story.

[@animedarreo5849]

Clicked faster than EDP speedrunning himself getting a cupcake.

[@urielhernandez7250]

Pyrocinical

[@unknown-xq9rs]

Bruh wtf

[@FloyydL]

Impossible...

[@bignell322]

Reminds me of when I tried to give someone a cupcake, we set up a spot to meet up and everything. Too bad they never came.

[@MyHeadHz]

@@urielhernandez7250 Uriel Hernandez

[@deadlyneko6484]

When Big Ed said "you tasted like a peach last night" I felt my dinner, my breakfast, and the orange juice from my 10th birthday wanting to leave my body...

[@chef___]

it took me over an hour to watch the video because i kept pausing to cope with the cringe, that was probably the worst part

[@sharkbully5146]

Im suprised this chick either 1. The most likey got payed money to just say yeah i slept with dwarf man or 2. She actually slept with him and i think we could all agree no amount of money is worth either

[@deadlyneko6484]

@@sharkbully5146 yeah, I mean we can all see the disgust on her face everytime she is about to touch him but she hugs him and kisses him anyway, what the heck girl...

[@deadlyneko6484]

@@chef___ same, and when the peach moment happened I just had to take a small walk around my room to cope with the cringe

[@chef___]

My only hope is that this is all scripted and none of it is real

[@Coopster733]

PYRO IS BACK EVERYONE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

[@seacreeper816]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZ2pnGSPfrB6d80

[@snowthedwarf8233]

@@seacreeper816 no

[@ballkicker931]

@@seacreeper816 in what way

[@Someweebwithinternetaccess]

@@seacreeper816 stop

[@joles8]

Guy he was gone for a month

[@TheAdvertisement]

19:05 "Imagine Ed running in any physical capacity." The only physical thing here is my mental pain.

[@EllieMiller510]

Ah, that’s the blonde lesbian we all know and love

[@urielhernandez7250]

Pyrocinical

[@MyHeadHz]

@@urielhernandez7250 Uriel Hernandez

[@thegamblershunt]

@@MyHeadHz William Harold

[@ruthvik8913]

@@thegamblershunt The hunt of the gamblers

[@milkkee540]

A

[@googleuser8900]

10 midrolls, pyro is on his way to achieving big Ed levels of money

[@Isaac1995]

Is this some sort of anti-ad block meme that I don't understand?

[@Bongie361]

I’d say the mid rolls are on the same levels as morgz

[@ElliotGallagher4321]

Standard KZbin scrub

[@martinstiefelmeyer2770]

I jump every ad to ensure pyro doesn't make it big

[@flamb0o]

The power of adblockers have failed you

[@saltwater7366]

Big Ed's insecurity and hypocrisy is what makes him fail over and over again, he wants them to be truthful but doesn't want to be true to them. Also, her narcissistic and arrogant daughter from his previous marriage adding to the mix is like pouring fuel in a forest fire.

[@ieuanedwards2363]

Big chungus

[@morrisgaming-dailyvlogspra3850]

@@ieuanedwards2363 happy pride month

[@morrisgaming-dailyvlogspra3850]

@@ieuanedwards2363 buddy

[@pepsiman4418]

wait what is the daughter doing? Tell me about the daughter pls

[@ieuanedwards2363]

@@pepsiman4418 big chungus

[@rxcamillo]

15:37 no way he made that TLOU joke man 😭 RIP Joel

[@konstantinarhangelov9322]

Although Ellen is off the air, her essence lives vicariously through pyros hair

[@allsoul2558]

Pyro's transformation into an eboy is nearly complete.

[@legendofsonic3979]

From femboy to eboy. Incredible transformation.

[@ballkicker931]

Ohio state football game pass ultimate game pass games like tf2 lol f to be able it was an accidental purchase of the time

[@AryanBoy15]

he looks like shit 2018 or 19 was peak

[@ananomooss]

@@legendofsonic3979 now who the fucking Los Santos mickey mouse club house Christan church of king George the III said pyro was a femboy

[@The_Google_User]

I completed the ritual. Next upload he will have a little cross earring

[@oleanderrots]

i cant physically watch big ed flirt while he looks like a 6 year old asking their mom for 2 dollars