Trying fake mobile games

[@IrrationalMango]

Mobile games 8 years ago: our game is a strategy-based tower defense style game, in which you have to defend your lawn against various zombies, each with their own unique abilities, using plants that have a variety of different attacks and specialities. As you progress, you unlock new plants, and you can even play some mini games if the original concept gets too boring. We also have a memorable soundtrack, loved by many. Mobile games now: *No one make to the ocean*

[@RosieUV]

what about: angry birds cut the rope subway surfers tetris blitz circuits

[@spicychipgaming2080]

Mobile games now: *cant reach pink level!!11!*

[@aq8048]

Most mobile games bow are shit now. Coc, Plants vs Zombies, Growtopia. Those were the good days of mobile gaming

[@Lazy_the_Cat]

@@RosieUV also battle cats.

[@irenedardar3238]

@@Lazy_the_Cat pvz and battle cats soul knight are amazing

[@luvsealsloveseals]

Pyrocynical: Gets sponsored by Lords Mobile Also Pyrocynical: *Makes fun of the game he got sponsored by*

[@Igneeka]

Lords Mobile : It's treason then

[@SamuelRush]

This is why morgz mum...

[@markleonard.]

*Gets sued*

[@ewokking5818]

Also pyro "I'm sure your game is great" might want to play it before you advertise it lol

[@matthewawesomeness7775]

lord egg

[@Pikachuuun]

first the hairstyle, then the silver hair dye, and now the zss cosplay pyro has gone full lesbian now

[@quoi3826]

Choon_2i he’s ours now

[@Oblivion9873]

Well I mean theres also his makeup channel

[@BopLouie]

@@Oblivion9873 what's the name

[@Crystal-58]

@@BopLouie Pyrocinical VEVO. my favorite channel

[@vhsfxx]

And wife

[@Patrick_Hateley123]

I got one with the caption "how calculating can you?"

[@Patrick_Hateley123]

Yea Ik lol

[@Patrick_Hateley123]

😂

[@pineappletheworst]

@@Patrick_Hateley123 did you just talk to yourself?

[@Patrick_Hateley123]

Yeah I guess but idk why

[@IlMemetor72]

B r e i n

[@firebadnofire9768]

mobile ads be like: breathing is so hard

[@Cervidae]

if u beat this game ur legally a boss _space exclamation point_

[@rokai7317]

"I can't get passed this level 😂😂😂"

[@user-cw5cu4rc3y]

@@rokai7317 how is this game free lmao 😂😂

[@notpanzo]

Asthma R/woosh for me btw

[@LUNE.44]

Only 1% of people can do this!

[@caimin6425]

Pyro: get sponsored by Lords mobile Pyro: talk shit about the sponsor he got Pyro: complains that he can’t get sponsors

[@r3ddr01d7]

I use Add to destroy the Add

[@dizzyfizzy4203]

So true but the day he gets sponsored by Doritos and Mountain Dew is the day he will upload MLG videos regularly.....

[@salim...]

Made it 796

[@someoneyouusedtoknow142]

*S T O N K S*

[@jevilthedeviljester747]

@@r3ddr01d7 Speech 1

[@flowergiorno]

“No one make to ocean” *no one make to English class*

[@ItzMxsticTV]

Then it said 21th

[@silverviz5600]

ItzMxstic_ obviously a lisp, “twenty-firth

[@mdashrafulalam9773]

r/woooosh

[@ultralanpasalan4712]

@@mdashrafulalam9773 failed abortion

[@xsthyr]

grammere

[@user-tw1pm6nr5e]

This just makes even more grateful for the well made clash of clans ads. I used to complain about them when they were playing and I was younger but now they are and were the best ads I have seen. They even made a short movie recently that is literally pixar levels of quality.

[@a.k8185]

Yeah

[@Salted_Rice223]

The new coc ads range from ok to mid (no not bad i mean the real meaning of mid)

[@briiight4904]

He’s finally embraced being a lesbian so much that he is now transcending to become Ellen DeGeneres

[@snowlockholmes6751]

Cal k Degenerate*

[@Ares-hr3cv]

SnowlockHolmes Why? :/

[@rumplebutts6442]

@Tortellini Some of the slaves have been spreading stories about the burned man again

[@DONIMATOR-pn5rp]

@@rumplebutts6442 what burned man?

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

Tortellini Mormons like you belong on the cross

[@KumiesCummies]

don’t let this distract you from Pyro cosplaying Samus and Ryuko

[@AsrielDreemurrKeagyIsHere]

it's almost fear inducing how his energy will replace Belle delphine

[@nohalo3forme]

sauce pls

[@yungdrey9914]

The ryuko one was kinda...

[@KumiesCummies]

Jay "The Brain" Mann “Pussy Cat” by Kunaboto

[@starwolfssbb]

Kumie got me acting strange 😳

[@putridmoldyman306]

"This is literally just candy crush" A c t u a l l y, its bejeweled.

[@nealsalman170]

Oh for fuck's sake go back to your closet, *moves away from mic* not again just go back

[@OzKo]

A c t u a l l y its that one game from my gran's nokia phone from the 1920's

[@putridmoldyman306]

@Suit guy Thats what I was saying

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Is this the VA? Because only veterans are here

[@pommes4947]

Thank you :)

[@thedrifterguy6428]

“ I slaughtered my whole family to beat the game “

[@BomaineBempire]

“I sold my soul to get past level one!”

[@Pikpikcarrotzz]

“I became British in order to get into blue color”

[@thefilipinogamertfg]

*"I committed several war crimes, and broke the Geneva Convention just to reach level 2"*

[@lachlanseiffert6186]

I dug up the bodies to get bonus xp

[@srennielsen2338]

@@BomaineBempire n .o..

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

Morgz mum will release petscop 2 before you do, then you will fade away into oblivion.

[@skippydinglechalk7075]

Oh god.

[@SaherRocket]

If she does this, im unsubscribing from pyro’s channel and subscribering to morgz mom

[@MrPomegranX]

“What? You want petscop 2? Nah I will make you gay instead” *Cosplays*

[@icaricc]

it worked

[@arunn4061]

Sobscronk please I'll give you robux

[@SalaD__FrienD]

What?!, You never played Petscop2?!, You know is creepy right? , I'm not supposed to give my opinion, but watch Petscop 1 and then you can tell me if it's creepy or not, not convinced yet? Ok, I'll catch you a deal, Petscop2 will be available for free when we beat pewdiepie, and that's a great price!!!!

[@Greigames]

Seriously what the fuck I’m still not convinced it’s not a look alike

[@reddoesstuff6648]

MrPomegranX [David] Yeah we need petscop 2

[@LeeGio_MS]

Pyrocynical : *_*wants ads_** Also Pyrocynical : *_*Diss the people who made the ads_**

[@doornumb]

*Bad ads

[@mab9330]

666 likes

[@memersdreamisntfunny]

Legion LegacyDMK how u do that

[@LeeGio_MS]

@@memersdreamisntfunny * Bolds the words _ tilts the words

[@Corsicus]

He sacrifices the ads for content

[@Bazinga221]

Whenever I delete an app on my phone it does a shredding animation, so whenever I delete a shitty mobile game I feel like a god.

[@feetuber9162]

What phone you have

[@Official_Goku]

beef dvw wr gergen. greegr ergvrge

[@levithestud]

blackberry version 2

[@SilentButDudley]

Am I the only one getting “This video has no sound” -Audio has been fixed as of September 15th

[@freddyfazbearcart]

I'm getting it too..

[@duoblade332]

Your not

[@drz616]

I thought my headphones were fucked up or something lol

[@divasomnia]

I’m getting the same “this video has no sounds” 😔 a shame really

[@leedickson2701]

Same

[@jerrelarriola7512]

One time i saw a “noob vs. pro” ad and some random girl was the pro, And ninja was the noob

[@Mr._Sherwood]

That one gets a pass purely because it makes fun of the funny blue hair man

[@Mr._Sherwood]

Oh yeah, can't forget the book

[@nolanlemmon8180]

FEMINISM PASS 100

[@bethany1522]

once i saw one that said “mike vs gary” and on the screen was ninja and mr beast

[@tanveerrahman8415]

@@Mr._Sherwood two books actually

[@dacko7]

I like the mafia city ad where the dudes stuck in prison, rips the prison toilet out of the floor, and throws it at the prison bars and escapes. I’m not joking

[@MrFirefox]

Prison break levels soar to over 200%

[@bronsannoble8043]

Mr.Firefox over 9000

[@akiramatoi4158]

LMFAO i love that The way dude usually gets hit looks like he gets decked so hard hahahaha. i love the one where dude is in the ally about to fight the lvl 30 mafia/bouncer looking dude and bouncer dude just decks him in the face so he lvls up and comes back and just whops him with a baseball bat XD. or when the lvl 1 walks into a room and instantly gets his ass kicked & carried out on a stretcher. so he lvls up to like 20 comes back & gets his ass kicked again and ends up crawling out on his hands and knees XD XD. i love thos ads hahaha. so cheap but funny. lol

[@verymuscularman4837]

You know, were so far into KZbin ads, I actually believe you.

[@GY-bd9bo]

Level 100 Escapee

[@smol_the_b]

Weed nose, honda civic and egg. All lost to the storm of time. May they rest in peace

[@annas6630]

Everyone: petscop 2? Pyro: sure maybe Pyro:*has a breakdown and bleaches hair intstead* everyone: oh ok

[@idiotofthewest3662]

Has an even bigger breakdown and cosplays as zero suit samus and ryuko

[@doorman5068]

@Stellvia Heonheim get out of his channel if you don't know petscop 😂👌

[@popepepe6042]

@De Katten Bende pyro you mean that cute little lesbian

[@pronounjow]

Wait, that cosplay was YOU?! I must be half asleep, but I can't sleep!

[@GalladeTheGamer]

You didn't jerk to it did you

[@AFriendlyUnicorn]

Maybe

[@GalladeTheGamer]

@@AFriendlyUnicorn I sense a gay

[@umyum485]

we gon bottom text Its not gay if she’s a lesbian

[@AFriendlyUnicorn]

@@umyum485 did you just assume my gender

[@dizzyfizzy4203]

I seriously thought you were gonna upload Petscop 2 because of how long you where gone!

[@jeremyfont7135]

*were

[@FullConfession]

He never be uploading that shit It was all a lie Don't trust Steven

[@coratheneutralmilkhotelfan2131]

I'm so sad now

[@Dirtdirt750]

No

[@Mondo1178]

He’s only been gone 6 days lol

[@MantisM1]

Ps1: **gets created** Everyone: wow! What a cool evolution for video game consoles, it looks so cool. Mobile game ads: *I cant reach pink colour 😣* KZbin: 👏

[@sdm-mix9872]

Lol

[@Benutzername474]

KZbin: 👌🥲👍 so beautiful

[@giancarlo418]

69 likes 😎

[@bulbasaur4369]

KZbin sees PlayStation- What the hell is this? Mobile Ads- ONLY 1.52% CAN REACH PINK LEVEL 😭🤣☺️😆😍😭😉😉🥺☺️😌❤️🤩😆❣️😆 KZbin- Now THAT'S how games should be!

[@gktoliver]

what is the correlation

[@aidanerickson182]

Shitty game dev: makes bad ad Pyro: downloads game ironically Shitty game dev: *stonks*

[@memersdreamisntfunny]

Me: why did he get some money or anything why???? Shitty game dev: Thats how mafia works

[@aimohsin1380]

@@memersdreamisntfunny a d s

[@jamesdizon5133]

3rd reply

[@giancarlo418]

@@jamesdizon5133 4th reply

[@grandma9816]

5th reply

[@genesistheunknown4630]

"I sold my soul to reach duck level."

[@oddlybaconistic6788]

QUACK

[@felixtatang414]

Damn it, 69 likes already, sorry to ruin it... 70 GANG RISE UP

[@the3fellas753]

But if you sold your soul, then how are you alive and playing the game?

[@mysuperkillersjdejdhs4314]

@@the3fellas753 I sense a woooosh in the force...

[@maxefilms]

Genesis The Unknown 400th like

[@Oudenaphobia]

I think Pyro is going through a lesbian-cosplay phase.

[@MadLadGrady]

A jar of pigs feet or he is actually turning lesbian

[@lolzers7986]

but he already went through his lesbian phase

[@WafflesBeGone]

Either way, we will always support our boi

[@imaginewagons8596]

Can we get a belle Delphine cosplay

[@LaCheeseman]

Hasn’t he already been doing that for the past couple years?

[@mynameberamen1779]

Mobile games in the early 2000s: Knock down huge towers built by green pigs, and have amazing accuracy, or die. Mobile games now: Give me money or I will stab you. Also I got a Mafia City ad of an indian man telling me how to get free cash.

[@feetuber9162]

Angry birds was the top fo the finnish game development

[@Pyzza500]

Pyro: why don't I get any sponsors Also Pyro: Criticizes all of the companies that could be possible sponsors

[@abrahamespinoza7489]

Kentucky fried memes and one previous sponsor

[@primus0348]

Lmao

[@arunn4061]

Sobscronk please I'll give you robux

[@eyoshinthemaximum]

Pyro: gets sponsored by lords mobile, doesn’t even play it “Lords mobile, I’m sure your game is great”

[@SadSaintsFan]

Codinhammer honestly,lords mobile is an ok game,but with the fake ads tho

[@GokuOffersYouAPotara]

Ruined the 420 likes

[@mahogakko]

Pyro’s powerful trio that can beat morgz and his mom: weed nose honda civic ｅ ｇ ｇ

[@davidv.286]

[He stabs him]

[@lemex27gamesnshit]

You egg? [he stabs him]

[@youraveragecontentcreator5720]

no go away kokichi

[@mahogakko]

Future Mapping *n o*

[@youraveragecontentcreator5720]

Tohonisou surely that’s a lie,right? Allow me to cut through your words!

[@milesbock8623]

Can we talk about how the girl used scissors to beat rock ?!?!

[@BombiN0]

So we're not gonna talk about those cosplay pics? Listen Pyro, you're catching six inches whether you like it or not.

[@ThatWeboo]

duck^v^ LMAOOOO Son I fucks with the honesty 😭

[@meteordrops4215]

finally someone said it

[@sug4r316]

Tbh

[@coldsources]

Nocap pyro cute

[@SharpGT]

Deadass

[@breafmate]

pyro stop fracturing my fragile heterosexuality with your Instagram posts

[@shaneyy__]

Y’all ever just say forget it and beat your wife AND your meat?

[@raptorcell6633]

@@shaneyy__ Wait what? That isn't how im supposed to be beating my meat? Because i have always been doing that...

[@shaitet]

Look at Pyro's Encyclopedia Dramatica page and go to the bottom of the page and prepare yourself for the gateway to Heaven.

[@nexilitas7030]

No joke, i did beat my meat to Pyro Samus

[@praisebingus1151]

I mean, it's pride month so I don't need to say No Homo.

[@mister.manammegeff5055]

Fun fact: Kick the buddy removed the insult "Ha gay" after the backlash of the insult. Pretty epic

[@foxtrot7376]

I remember getting that ad before and after they did that. I’m surprised anything was done at all. I just thought that they shortened it or something.

[@HunsWithGuns]

Pussies

[@drstryker2433]

That is pretty gay.

[@saltytoenails9146]

Avocado Shampoo also that game where you shoot the piñata took those audio lines from kick the buddy

[@daddy8884]

DrStryker243 it is the big gay

[@stefanmajkic8072]

me before: seeing alot ads and making my experience worse on youtube me now: ahhha adblock go brrr

[@jeremygamer48c13]

*a lot

[@tunafish5462]

I have downloaded an ad block like 3 months ago and I am much happier now.

[@Starvaze]

You were using 'youtube premium' weren't you?

[@de_nstream]

@@Starvaze no.

[@userrshremy]

please make >petscop 2 >minecraft bizarre adventure that is all

[@Dee-jd6ym]

With or without Belle?

[@Pigninjius]

We can only hope

[@ServantOfSatania]

Golden Ore

[@kaison5567]

Minecraft bizarre adventure is my video

[@ihavenomemesbruh1531]

Mobile game ads be like: I can’t reach pink color 😔

[@alionay5899]

this is so sad 😪😪😥😞☹️🙁😩😩😩😭😢😭😭

[@bobyodel3228]

This is just facts, wish it wasn’t though

[@reallynobody2462]

whats even worse is they _are_ pink

[@Idk-dc7hv]

😭😭😭😭

[@cryojudgement2376]

This is soooooo sad, can we hit 100 likes???!?!?😭😭😭😪😪😪😢😢😢😳😳😮😮😮👍👍👍

[@TheGreatCooLite]

Mom: 1,000,000 POINTS Dad: Still not back with the milk

[@Varkolyx]

*still not back whit petscop 2

[@robbycooper6787]

i recommend plants vs zombies 2 because it is fun ,hard and worrth your time

[@altaria2347]

Ur pfp fits what the add would show

[@jackcooper7247]

“Imma whip her like crazy.” -random lady on a sultan ad.

[@1_visje34]

God I see you everywhere

[@BagHeadOfficial]

I just randomly remembered that pyro got called James Charles in discord got talent in quackity’s video

[@dagreenblock7516]

@@Eek-m1x why tf would you even search that ?

[@jessica9715]

I mean he called Rohan James Charles..

[@SamuelRush]

It's an open secret. You'll never see them both in the same room...

[@imadz3918]

Jessica I fucking hate fortnite and furries

[@JianCB2]

@@dagreenblock7516 Because it's true

[@HiHello-dq3zj]

Petition for pyrocinical to make a whole video watching Your Mama videos unironically

[@ducaoftheabruzzi]

Keep that petition bullshit in pewdiepies video we don't need that shit in here

[@Traps7]

Hank Anderson True fax

[@HiHello-dq3zj]

@@ducaoftheabruzzi Your name, ironic or not, gives me stage 4 brain cancer

[@posadist681]

i think pyro installed the bruh sound effect #2 into his vocal cords

[@PS-eu5gf]

Tasnim Hossain I’m a homosexual

[@mranvil05]

@@PS-eu5gf thats kinda gay

[@teo2175]

But didn't install Petscop #2 Video

[@SamuelRush]

Original source

[@codsworth3996]

Now that's an implant I want in Cyberpunk 2077.

[@a-10warthog51]

When pyrocynical was good

[@ew7339]

More effort in the intro than the entire past year’s content

[@riotrates]

Pyro is and always will be a kids channel, you grew up hopefully, now instead of youtube drama a lot of us watch crime and court now. Then there's a lot of people who just watch brainrot so they probably still watch pyro

[@riotrates]

I remember all these coming out when I was 14 these were awesome in 2019

[@jtisaqt]

When pyro says he’s going to talk about him cosplaying and he only talks about mobile games

[@CommunistSubRex]

jorel durant when does he say that

[@BlaZZeHuN1]

I saw one with crysis 1 >:(

[@epicxboxgamerdawg2078]

Is that Samus really him?

[@CommunistSubRex]

Wholliam yeah dude that is actually him

[@NONE-si4ip]

Me: *Tries to play Mobile Game ad* Ad: *Takes me to the app store* Me: *LIAR!*

[@shoaibahmad9782]

NONE ikr?

[@cowragerzzz678]

You turned it against me!

[@guillermogonzalez760]

True

[@yannanhuang6510]

Like I dont understand don't they have enough of human knowledge and understanding to know that these annoy people the most?

[@mikewasaski4926]

I usually know when u actually can’t play it because before the ad loads, there is a grey screen with a video icon, which means that there is nothing interactive, it’s just a video. The perks of having a slow phone.

[@z3tton]

>Death Grips Bionicles T-shirt Ah, I see you are the man of culture as well

[@person.w9780]

I miss Bionicle man..

[@bennogb5069]

@@person.w9780 Me too...

[@texrex2848]

Real niggas but death grips shirt

[@UnlinkedAccount]

0:12 Jesus Christ, only just realized it was him cosplaying Samus. He also did it to ryuko and mt lady, what the-

[@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457]

Wait, Ryuko? As in the Pogchamp girl Ryuko?

[@Rekusasu827]

@@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457 yes

[@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457]

@@Rekusasu827 I need to see this. Source?

[@Lertas_AltShow]

@@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457 instagram

[@oompa1274]

Source I'm down on my hands and knees begin

[@abqxillia2044]

My favourite ad was when I saw actual hitman 2 gameplay for some random sniper game

[@yourverybestfriend1263]

I saw that one too We need to unleash 47 on these heretics

[@mogusgaming6773]

I saw one for a sniper game that was gta V

[@GermDGator]

Caleb Emekpe My favorite thing about KZbin is constantly being pushed to drink at the age of 15. Fantastic job KZbin.

[@christianred9730]

Same but with minecraft. One ad was for this rip-off where they show off Minecraft pandas in the game, another was a video stolen from a youtuber.

[@deadlymonarch9793]

Bruh pyro is gonna cosplay as schoolgirl inkling next

[@Pigninjius]

I need this

[@LumberjackFD]

Wtf

[@InklingEXE]

Do it

[@shaneyy__]

Inb4 lolicon Pyro?

[@user-mp7vy9dz9f]

yes

[@sillypplproductions2]

You instantly have earned 1000 respect for wearing that BIONICLE deathgrips shirt lol

[@AlexanderTheOrdinary]

Yes. Someone else noticed!

[@meltedWax169]

Yes

[@shshyie]

Ugh yes, where tf can I get one

[@CharlesB21]

*lol*

[@mothman6264]

I’d love that shirt

[@aLilSandWitch]

"This game is literally Candy Crush" Bejeweled crying in the corner-

[@le0gam048]

Everyone: *talking about Pyro's cosplay* Me: *sees his shirt* YES ANOTHER BIONICLE FAN!

[@itisfuncoolgammer6402]

look everyone is not moe okays brueh i am unsubsriber from this noob

[@artyom2801]

I just noticed, BIONICLE EACH SET SOLD SEPERATELY.

[@temshop5757]

no its death grips

[@clark985]

bionicool

[@Vaygon]

Nobody. Pyro: Bionicle

[@cyanidekzk2248]

Coward didn’t talk about his samus and ryuko cosplay let’s riot

[@yoshifly2337]

*Everybody gangsta till Pyro shows up in trap cosplay*

[@catbassu]

@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n s c a r e d

[@kingzinfinity3149]

@@pw5975 she?

[@dragonsmith9502]

It's on the same tier as datto's 2b cosplay

[@BombiN0]

Scared he's gonna get piped

[@alexishinse4549]

Winning: exist Mobile game ads: I dont even know who you are

[@OneKit]

Tbh I think u should replace "winning" with *"intelligence"*

[@RealCynix]

"i cant reach level 5 :(" "after 23 tries i reached level 2 :)" "my mom vs my dad"

[@fulltimelegend6853]

Pyro: why dont i get sponsers Also Pyro: makes fun of people who sponserd him

[@ThePikeOfDestiny]

they wont sponsor him because his channel isnt family friendly the trap cosplays he does are too suggestive

[@dudebucket60]

People complain about games being a Candy Crush clone Bejeweled: Am I a joke to you?

[@TheIndogamer]

Oh god that nostalgic game

[@cedialive2759]

Right in the feels, and I freaking love it. XD

[@nowyouredoingthesponge4644]

NO. WE BURNED DOWN EA

[@zetster1144]

candy crush came out in 2012, bejeweled came out in 2001, see anything wrong with your comment?

[@cedialive2759]

Wait...the guy above me is right. If anything, it's Candy Crush that's the Bejeweled clone.

[@lolaweston1291]

Mobile adverts be like: Dad: *doing a bad job in candy crush: Mum: Level 10000000000000

[@Just_Voyager]

This was only 3 years ago but it feels like it's centuries ago.

[@Vergil486]

I like the mafia city ad where Pyro's dad gets out of prison and force pyro to upload Petscop 2.

[@petscop2604]

I am already here

[@gregorymirabella1423]

@@petscop2604 don't do that... don't give me hope (i actually don't care, i never saw the first)

[@xboxStan]

I don't think this ad exists.

[@Jubs1204]

@@gregorymirabella1423 wow you're so cool

[@crashschwarzen4642]

The fact morgz mom is close to getting more subs than Pyro is down right depressing

[@hystericallover5989]

Crash Schwarzenegger oh god

[@Krulucifervonlayfon]

@Arab Kid tell me if you find the sauce

[@NotMyFace]

@Arab Kid It's from a porn animation, the creator is Hinca-P

[@crashschwarzen4642]

@Arab Kid it`s from hinca-p patreon video

[@deletthis5697]

Pyro: *is confused about why his subscriber count isn't growing too much as everyone in the comments complains about not having petscop 2* Also Pyro: *doesn't make petscop 2*

[@flecca7522]

*cosplays*

[@SC-ce3vp]

Pretty much

[@rasta2092]

Pyrocynical: talks about bad acting also Pyrocynical: thE aLieNs aRE CoMInG! wE've beEN COmpRoMisE

[@One_Trillion_Bees]

Better than Joe's acting 😒

[@rasta2092]

@@One_Trillion_Bees I agree, Joe mama's acting is way worse

[@danny-mb3pe]

Oh CaPtAin wE sO fUck

[@jamesrgamesoffical]

@@One_Trillion_Bees he acting is bad ironically, if you just look at most of his videos it definitely looks like it

[@halfaworldaway]

"This is Candy Crush." That's a weird way to say Bejewelled.

[@notgray88]

That's a weird way to say PLANTS VERSUS ZOMBIES MINIGAME

[@kylefinn5301]

A true og

[@squidyscarf1609]

@@notgray88 thats a weird way to say beghouled

[@eggsbruhnadict4298]

Ayyy yes

[@datbootlegger]

@@squidyscarf1609 that's a weird way to say wall-nut bowling

[@FiNiTe_weeb]

Don't let anything distract us from the fact that Pyro does trap cosplay on his instagram.

[@meisouls]

FiNiTe and that's a bad thing

[@PointsofData]

Wait what

[@danver8433]

Excuse me what?

[@boogieboi8771]

@@meisouls yes its a bad thing you fucking furry

[@meisouls]

boogie boi lol I'm not a furry I just get off to pyros cosplays

[@athing201]

Pyro don't worry we won't let Morg's mom overthrow you As soon as you release petscop 2

[@MultiHappyPancakes]

A thing yes we will.

[@onyxcobra4617]

Yes

[@SamuelRush]

Who's subscribing to her is my concern. The world is doomed

[@N0PH0B14]

There needs to be laws about false advertising. The mobile gaming scene is an unregulated wasteland.

[@saifaltaher963]

But pyro, you didnt even talk about the instagram posts.

[@LukaMapper]

he lesbian

[@kingbacon9379]

We gotta know

[@AlexHolmes.]

1:21 worlds collide, Pyro making fun of Matt Watson from SuperMega

[@idklol4190]

Matt watson from supermega?!?

[@ralaperher3650]

*noob dude reviews

[@Green737]

WOAH MATT AND RYAN FROM SUPERMEGA

[@scrunky8683]

Ryan McGee, of Supermega?

[@papaquaalude8227]

no that was arin hanson from grumps

[@quapin8174]

12:40 Pyro: I don't even know what I'm doing, I'm just pressing buttons and getting money Basically what his youtube channels is.

[@corporalsentry7434]

R E A L S H I T

[@sneakysam6564]

Haha

[@Starvaze]

"Can you reach Einstein?" "I can't get to level 100" "Brother sister Cusan friend Mum dad" "Can you beat this level?" Alright google we get it

[@therandomperson02]

Don't let Pyro's Instagram distract you from his Bionicle Death Grips shirt, one of the most powerful shirts in the universe

[@gamersagainstweedrepresent]

I need that shirt so much

[@sadish3671]

*2018* : T-Series vs PewDiePie *2019* : Pyrocynical vs Morgz Mom

[@lojika1majik]

2020. Morgz vs James Charles. No one wants either to win.

[@Joemama-dd8tc]

2021: James Charles vs weed nose

[@gabberz_]

2022: honda civic vs weed nose

[@lojika1majik]

2023: Weed vs Nose

[@NRosyN]

@@lojika1majik we vs ed

[@sentric_]

Why did the woman trying to get in the swimming pool sound like a more cheerful class-D in the femur breaker?

[@padme1866]

Hiding pain

[@lazerpie101]

ah, an SCP comment, didn't expect to see that here.

[@rosemary3029]

Ah man of culture

[@HolyDiverOfTheRedSea]

Femur break be like: REEEEEEE UUUUUURRR! Person: *demonic screaming intensifies*

[@magicmanhs7718]

Haha

[@johnf.kennedy2935]

"Im a backstabber and I dont even live in LA" 💀

[@guichabanaano27]

"That annoying laugh." *Shows a picture of Matt Watson from SuperMega* I love that

[@heat3495]

Should've been ryan

[@kirbeeep101]

I really thought it was a meme but turns out it was real

[@Danny_boy333]

Me: dad can I have mobile game? Dad: no, we have mobile game at home Mobile game at home: *trap pyro dressed as Samus and Ryuko*

[@The-ne9ut]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@s0lr4c27]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Mobile game ads: I cAnT gEt PasT lEveL 1!?!?

[@starcat6576]

Also: *IF YOU BEAT THIS LEVEL YOU ARE G O D*

[@kyleearp24]

Also: ItS HaRdEr ThAn It LoOkS.

[@jayshmeezusdagreatest]

OnLY 1% CaN beAt 5 sTaGe

[@diamondzachf]

Bet you can't get pink color

[@NewWinterAge]

ThIs Is So TrIcKy 😏😏😏😏😏

[@randomuploader2276]

Are we going to ignore the fact that we watched 14 minutes of poorly made mobile game ads

[@randomuploader2276]

@@poleve5409 he said "trying" but nothing in the title mentions watching ads

[@colemichael16]

Remember when pyro was sponsored by a scam mobile ad *COUGH COUGH* Lords mobile.

[@Millicentillion]

(and swagbucks)

[@terraventus4263]

He talked about this in the video.

[@ChimneyCrab737]

I feel self conscious about my hairline but seeing you helped Thanks pyro

[@aneirinprice9068]

Oofed

[@jcp1966]

@cher yeah For a goblin

[@return3116]

Lolxd. .

[@mrcreepmcpasta2959]

Omg its the fantom oh yeah yeah Dear god please help us.

[@2JZLS]

😳🤫

[@jakobyarns4369]

Person: i HaVe ALwAyS ThoUGht oF u As FaMiLy Them 5 seconds later: _enter name here_ ________________

[@mochs62512]

Lol!

[@itsjustjoel28]

megan ochs you dont say lol with punctuations

[@chicken_pot_pie3775]

Ironic that your pfp is Anakin and your talking ab ppl thinking of you as family lol

[@jakobyarns4369]

Oscar G. *Hayden Christensen noises*

[@indayteray8647]

honda civic

[@Class43_HST]

Robber: Shoots bank and instantly gets £978156743676 THAT'S HOW MAFIA WORKS!

[@sabber2345]

“I’m literally a backstabber and I don’t even live in LA”. That’s the best thing I’ve heard all day.

[@kaitoguy]

Best rhyme ive heard all day

[@bloopydlooper8198]

I don't get it :(

[@mdragarg]

@@bloopydlooper8198 referring to shitty dramas that occur amongst e celebs and Instagram people and KZbinrs and other well-known people that live in LA hills

[@bloopydlooper8198]

​@@mdragarg what I haven't heard of those bruh

[@mdragarg]

@@bloopydlooper8198 he's just calling people that live in LA backstabbers. Some British joke maybe

[@LillaVya]

"you still are 12 you watch my channel" Me, a 17 years old guy: **looks away in shame**

[@princezuko663]

That’s rough buddy

[@rxhes]

Your seventeen and Put a s at the end of year

[@LillaVya]

@@rxhes That's called English not being my first language

[@MohammedSalman-gt7hw]

@@rxhes you're criticizing someone's grammar but you used the wrong you're and put an a instead of a an.

[@orb2694]

@@rxhes You're*

[@brycesuperj1639]

False advertising: *exists* Ziggi Zeigler: *writes a 1 star review* *False advertising drops to 0%*

[@actuallyvulk]

Thank you Ziggi Zeigler, very cool!

[@rb2736]

Well boys, we did. False advertising is no more.

[@jakebounds5527]

brycesuperj: *bolds his text* Me: *laughs*

[@carbonreptile5437]

mostly unknown fact: Candy Crush is a complete rip off of a late 90's matching game called Bejeweled Twist, which is also much better

[@azrieldreamer]

I saw that Zero Suit Samus cosplay and freaked out when I realized it was you. Also nice Ryuko cosplay. This is why I'm bi

[@bigmike5842]

Azriel Animations 😕

[@ludowic8187]

Azriel Animations you wanna smash that receding hair line?

[@cleb8982]

Fuck that

[@ananteshesha5788]

@@ludowic8187 YES

[@malcadorgaming9318]

amen

[@noobiousgoobious5347]

Pyro: Get's sponsored by Lords Mobile in a previous video. Also Pyro: Criticizes it in a later video. Intelligence 5

[@crownclowncreations]

I legit did not notice that was Pyro at first. I was so confused, as to why he was showing pics of a random girl cosplayer.

[@Deletus112]

CrownClown Creations There is something weird though. The cosplay chin is more pointed while pyro has a lees pointy chin

[@אדולףאייכמןהערוץהרשמי]

@@Deletus112 you can make that result using tons of makeup tho

[@prxbhav_rizzfr]

6:28 And that ladies and gentlemen is when he realized He f*cked up

[@boltmix7294]

4:51 I saw an AD for that game but instead of NOOB and PRO, it said MOM and DAD and it had a picture of Myth and Pokimane...

[@jawnie16]

BoltMix LOL

[@killsboostmyego9493]

Lmfao

[@Roxypooped]

Seen it

[@seuchenvater5687]

I saw one of those but the "dad" was Ninja

[@aggreamtv9028]

Oh no xd

[@doniahisham2127]

2018 PewDiePie vs t-series 2019 pyro vs morgs mom

[@kabelzout3010]

donia hisham its willne mate

[@Wangrock_hardJohnson]

@@kabelzout3010 *morgz lol fucking n008

[@qouteler6092]

pryo:"have you heard about mobile games?" fans:"have you heard about making petscop 2?"

[@saxonyss6126]

Pyro: have you heard about no.

[@qouteler6092]

@@saxonyss6126 have you heard about, fuck you?

[@Vaygon]

Yes

[@jacklfitz]

Who tf is "pryo"

[@qouteler6092]

@@jacklfitz pyrocynical, pyro is a shortcut

[@TwoTwentyNinePM]

The jokes and sarcasm, the roasts and memes, pyro is amazin

[@yanlenqt]

Me: Mom, can I have Candy Crush? Mom: We have Candy Crush at home Candy Crush at home: *Matchington Mansion*

[@star8276]

Official Zinc I got that game a while ago and had the exact same reaction as Pyro

[@neropunkt]

i chuckled at this. thank you

[@yanlenqt]

Nobody Cares nice hope you'll recover your braincells

[@yanlenqt]

nero. no problem

[@neropunkt]

@@yanlenqt i'll kiss your eye

[@estradiolvalerate8925]

When people ask whats my religion im gonna show them that cosplay photo

[@popcornegg4405]

NINJA's Depression what’s your religion?

[@apricoticpeaches]

Same

[@hayabuzon8219]

Ryuko or Samus for the day

[@ed8212]

*Doctor:* _Trap Pyro, isn’t real and can’t hurt you and your heterosexuality_ *Trap Pyro:* 0:15

[@CatoMinemcrideisepic]

Thats kinda gay doe

[@iliekpiez5327]

B-brother?

[@godzillafart6531]

@@iliekpiez5327 holy shit a comment 1 sec ago

[@superyeah4ever2]

wait wtf that's pyro? I think im gay now

[@ed8212]

iliek piez Brother, what is that calm expression?

[@a_antw]

anyone else misses the days when pyro actually made content