I Somehow Got a World Record Speedrun

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I've been watching videos about speedrunning for years but I've always been too intimidated to try it out...so I figured I would dive in and document my entire process to see if I can get a world record speedrun. Enjoy!
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[@kurtisconner]

ATTENTION NEW VIEWERS OF THIS VIDEO: as of May 6th, 2021; me record was beaten :( i knew it was only a matter of time but i'm gonna try to get it back!

[@PepperoniCuts]

Oh sh*t here we again

[@illuminatitime796]

kurtis please go to fucking bed

[@gaiangalaxy3198]

Holy shit I literally just clicked

[@jackoshmako1193]

😔 at least you had it

[@pinkelephant4153]

Nooooooo

[@mbell3609]

The idea of your girlfriend hearing you rage at a 90s N64 golf game for hours a day is just hysterical to me.

[@willowmarie218]

And she's like "babe you really have to stop this I'm worried"

[@artnerd3727]

Honestly during this whole video I was thinking poor Jenna

[@hannah-dj8hc]

@Jim Bo what

[@camillehebert479]

i kept imagining him ranting about a stupid golf game at the dinner table after she asked about his day

[@SimonVanliew26]

@Jim Bo yeah bro you clearly don’t follow kurtis on Instagram lmao his girlfriend is hotter than anyone that’s ever looked at you my guy

[@bump0005]

Sorry Kurtis, you may think your Habbo hotel gf story is embarrassing but my moviestarplanet boyfriend either genuinely died during surgery or faked his death to escape me. either way it was my first introduction to grief at age 10 :)

[@muffpuff8]

what the fuck.

[@pinkgreaterthansign55]

Ahhh

[@casioforester8592]

oh my god please explain this more💀💀

[@miazopia9177]

That would be a good tiktok storytime

[@honeylavenderbakery]

OH MY GOODNESS 💀

[@fox_kingofpancakes]

the guy that originally had the record went back and reclaimed it 💀💀 thats the funniest shit ive ever seen. poor kurt tho

[@kamsydraws]

I'm telling ypu 🤣🤣

[@N0T_MY_N4M3]

someone on the leaderboard is literally named “KurtisConnerIsTrash” the utter disrespect. that is our mayor their taking about

[@diancavilla6422]

Watching this way later in the future and seeing this comment crushes me 😭😔

[@sebastiengermain506]

and still cannot beat his time haha@@N0T_MY_N4M3

[@nishitagoel3210]

I just checked it and damn....that guy is committed.

[@danclaydon6588]

Why is no one talking about how absurd it is that he finally beat the record by ONE SECOND on his LAST ATTEMPT ever. And even funnier that he didn't even realise straight away

[@AaronAlias]

cause he kinda talked about it himself in the video? 🤔

[@kaskaskas]

They’re not saying we have to talk about it because he didn’t notice himself 🙄🙄 just that we should talk about it because it’s insane. It’s almost like that’s the point of being in the audience.

[@spawnpoint111]

@@kaskaskasokay

[@MoonyD-yy4xm]

I thought it was 2 seconds more?

[@tylerblalack6684]

​@@kaskaskasthe point of watching shit is to talk about it with immature strangers on the internet? Fuck I've been doing it wrong my whole life

[@teddybear51666]

Okay but unironically, this man pulled off an impressive speedrun. Like the game doesn't even matter, people speed run so many obscure games, but the fact he was literally doing runs to shave off mere seconds, and discovering techniques to do so, is insanely dedicated and this isn't some copout half-assed record, the mad man ACTUALLY did it

[@Skelliiie]

It's genuinely super fucking impressive, not a lot of people can do what he did

[@juancollazo492]

And he got it in merely three weeks while still pumping out content on the side. What a mad man.

[@bree7209]

Fr and on the very last run- that's so impressiveee

[@magazinekirby]

You can’t knock the dedication

[@starsiadraws]

Every single day Kurtis comes closer and closer to becoming a 70s dad. The mullet, the mustache, and now golf.

[@shadowcultist]

the golf predates the mullet actually

[@E.M.99.]

Super close, now he just needs those shorts

[@abandonedmuse]

The polyester plaid pants

[@JustSitAndLaugh]

He legit looks like my dad in the 90s though

[@2pedroandrade]

Now he needs Ray-Ban aviator glasses

[@gh0stym0sty27]

Normal Speedrunners: The #01 Time is stuck in my head until I beat it Kurtis: I forgor 💀

[@imagery5425]

He forgor 💀

[@kronemerj]

He frogger🐸

[@dojo3011]

He fog🌫

[@_.eclipse]

He forgor 💀

[@hanamaryam7882]

He forgor⚒

[@janationaltreasure]

the actual disrespect of the people that hopped on there to move kurt from #1 to #5. it's the law to be nice to kurt and they BROKE IT

[@gayraccoon353]

Death penalty >:(

[@biggestastiest]

EXILE!!!!!!

[@intoxicatedrazzledazzle]

gotta give ‘em the french revolution special

[@clownestfan]

NOT citizens of kurist town >:(

[@FunkVT]

you gotta always get a faster run tho!

[@c8517]

This video is secretly just Kurtis giving us a tutorial on how to be a good father via anecdotal evidence.

[@ashikjaman1940]

The secret: golf

[@almscurium]

Anecdotal evidence for what?

[@livingirl92]

LMFAOOO YO THIS IS THE SMARTEST COMMENT IVE EVER READ

[@kelceyfirth]

@@almscurium of how to be a good father

[@duhbigweiner665]

Fr

[@KimdraStBiryukova]

"I've never been so angry in my entire life." Kurtis' anger: "Ah dang it."

[@ryshow9118]

Those are expletives for our canuck friends

[@rileyd7250]

“Gosh darn it!”

[@Champion_Vapor]

canadian rage is not to bad

[@mangolorian6627]

His anger surprised me I almost fell out my seat I’ve never seen him so mad

[@abbymockensturm7682]

@@kenzyecollins1199 well it’s a lot better than americans 🤣

[@bighoodie4315]

Kurtis has currently been bumped down to 5th best speedrun in that specific category, a full minute and 27 seconds behind the current #1 spot. RIP.

[@kuf499]

Damnnnn, hey he had it at one point at least

[@data-_-]

The person who has first is actually brocis420, the person who had it in the first place. He came back for revenge

[@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog]

@@data-_- and brocis said that his wr had a “slow start” and “decent middle”

[@ladyibis580]

@@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog It's like when an artist says 'have a look, it's just a doodle/sketch' and it's the fucking Sistine Chapel.

[@rubengerritsen6868]

it's the same guy even, what a villain story

[@RandomPerson-zx8ze]

“*like* thirty one minutes” don’t lie kurtis. you know the exact time. you were proud of it and memorized it.

[@headmelter]

If ANYBODY takes this poor man’s 1st place - I’m hunting you down.

[@MG3B92]

I just bought a copy, I want to see how crazy that time is myself

[@vianna9428]

If Mayor Kurtis is sad I’m sad, Id Mayor Kurtis is a winner Im a winner. If anybody even tries to shake his happiness we, as loyal citizens, have the DUTY to kill you. It’s in the law

[@louloubell4015]

@@vianna9428 it is the law!

[@mookow2]

I give it about a few hours

[@MrGhostTheBigRoast]

the person's record he beat said kurtis was talented and they would like to see him improve his time.

[@genericname2747]

Kurtis getting the world record on the last day, and thinking he didn't get the world record is like something STRAIGHT out of a movie.

[@natalieisabela5282]

and the fact that he beat the record by a SECOND

[@adoriinu]

Memento Mori, my fellow comrade (I am so sorry, I couldn't hold that one back ; I saw the spiral, my brain screamed "UNUS ANNUS").

[@genericname2747]

@@adoriinuUNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

[@josha2141]

@@genericname2747 UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS!

[@althealligator1467]

Also the fact that it was literally his last run, and he beat it by one second.

[@jessu5105]

the fact that brocis420 got his record back is kind of beautiful

[@PissyLissy]

Wait, he did? Lmao good for him

[@christinefinnie6468]

And the time he got was insane…. 👏🏻

[@I_love_mjj]

I don’t know why, but when I read this, I started crying… it’s not beautiful it’s betrayal! It’s criminal! It’s absurd!!!

[@mickeynotmouse]

He deserves it too

[@justagalwhocomments]

FAKERS OF KURTISTOWN all jokes aside it is wholesome❤

[@demi_lynnx]

Updated top 5 leaderboard as of April 21, 2023 1st place: 10m 15s - brocis420 2nd place: 10m 39s - FxTourmaline41 3rd place: 11m 03s - rusto 4th place: 11m 27s - FunkyABBA 5th place: 11m 42s - kurtisconner

[@Milk73278]

tisk tisk. can't believe they beat our mayor

[@BaBaBaBenny]

Ah yes, Kurtis Conner and his childhood best friend Connor Kurtis.

[@BT405]

The level of ego I had to go to the comments not expecting this joke to already be made

[@haleighturner8274]

@@BT405 SAME LMAOOO

[@atch300]

With his trusty dog Curtis Konner

[@JingleShoes]

Exactly what I was thinking 😭😭😭))

[@velkarious]

What about Curtis Konner?

[@aggy_swagg9061]

kurtis: "I've never been this angry" kurtis: *yelling in lowercase*

[@bayan8532]

Yeah fr I wish I was this chill

[@jewelxiat]

Those damn chill Canadians... 🤣

[@mynutzyaya]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[@ayla5909]

literally so composed

[@BlackMantius]

Being Canadian myself, I can say that quiet anger is no more chill than loud anger, only more polite.

[@olivia7782]

You know, I've been wondering why I vibed more with Kurtis specifically over people like Danny and Drew and now it all makes sense: Sega Genesis and Divorce

[@bigzybonam]

Kurtis, you're now 4th in the leaderboard, blow off that cartridge and get back on top brother

[@brynnawill7475]

kurtis: nobody beat my record all 11 people in the world who own this game: just try and stop me

[@AndrewJW]

I actually have this dog shit game 😂

[@sauleaseviciute5668]

@@AndrewJW congratulations! You're one of the eleven

[@thatoneguy9582]

@@AndrewJW speedrun

[@nokiohascontent]

@@AndrewJW speedrun

[@universal_stupidity]

@@AndrewJW speedrun

[@taltzi]

danny and kurtis uploaded at the same time, this is a hate crime against the indecisive population of both kurtistown and greg

[@diyabalan8407]

I beg of you, pleaseeeee tell me where your pfp is from

[@taltzi]

@@diyabalan8407 lmao, i can't remember since i've had it for... around 2 years, but just type in monsters inc boo gavin meme into google

[@Daniel..............]

ah yes, the population of Greg. The city where everyone is named Kurtistown.

[@mlokgerm]

The Gregs of Kurtistown

[@taltzi]

@@mlokgerm about right

[@eyebrows1719]

I think this video has become my comfort video or something because I keep coming back to it and enjoy it just as much every time. Idk what it is but I always end up watching it whenever I go on a mini Kurtis binge and this video does it for me every time.

[@citruslimequat]

it makes me so sad that his record has been beaten after going on this emotional journey of a youtube video

[@ryja3z]

same, this is my favorite video all time he's made, i always come back to it. fushigi is a good competitor

[@eyebrows1719]

@@ryja3z omg not you commenting when I just rewatched this again two days ago LMAOOOOO I forgot I even commented but yess the fushigi one is so good too!

[@Deafkid97]

Speed-running comfort by watching a comfort video about speed-running

[@mersephone]

I know what the title said and I know you were foreshadowing the win that whole time, but I was still holding my breath dude. Maybe it was the music and the flashback clips but we were all cheering for you. Amazing video my guy.

[@kiera8054]

guys kurtis invented speedrunning what a legend

[@espicfh]

DOOM weeps quietly in the corner

[@doxaweit]

U GOT A HEART FROM THE MAYOR CONGRATSS

[@kiera8054]

@@doxaweit AH THANKS

[@biggaylol5438]

Yeah, wonder when he had the time between being the mayor of a town with a 2.97 mil population and making content.

[@theboyofwonders3112]

😳

[@RizzlerLegacy]

Kurtis: I have never been this angry in my life. Him being Angry: :| :(

[@Juanmaligno]

He literally cried lol he was big mad and I understand lol

[@sanskritiiyer9785]

exactly my thoughts lmaoo

[@saucysacrilegious]

it's cuz he's canadian

[@ilymitski]

me being angry looks the same

[@Lily-xg1qq]

If someone would have told me that they had a record of beating the water temple in 31 minutes I would have been so amazed 💀 it took me like a week to get through

[@Username5278234]

BRUH BROCIS CAME BACK WITH A 10:15 AND IS STILL AT THE TOP, WHAT A LEGEND

[@timhyde1726]

the chainsmokers “hey” joke will go down in history as why the heck did I laugh at that

[@-maya-6498]

PLEASE IT WAS SO FUNNY

[@aquablueyt3700]

I was wheezing for 30 seconds straight. I can't-

[@birdie4793]

i laughed so hard

[@earthtoj9]

WHY WAS IT SO FUNNY??

[@Oley44]

time stamp?

[@annajackson5443]

kurtis: “ladies what’s the worst golf game?” it’s just, actual golf, i felt like that was obvious

[@coramcd4847]

that's exactly what I said

[@bruhbun]

So....is your joke supposed to be because golf is a predominantly man oriented "sport"?

[@Ya_Boi_Shaggy]

@@bruhbun nah it’s just boring. Not as bad as fishing tho

[@bebebebop8050]

”predominantly man oriented”

[@artmieseelizabeth8074]

Omg yes, genuinely the most boring sport ever.

[@readmycommentnotmyname974]

At least some guy can watch a 36min video essay about how he lost his world record

[@CosmicPigeonn]

The Smant and Kurtis crossover was a very welcome surprise that made me happy

[@MackenzieNoelle]

Can’t stop thinking about that tweet “men love having hobbies that make them mad” lol

[@shankaka_99]

I guess I’m a man now- sorrry I meant 🤡

[@tristanhauser5766]

@@shankaka_99 man did something he set out to do what more do you want

[@ShengFink]

@@tristanhauser5766 I think they were just making a very rude and somewhat sexist joke, not disparaging anything kurtis did specifically yk.

[@thatoneguy9582]

-that’s fair actually-

[@peyton713]

I feel called out

[@froge5933]

Alternative title: Kurtis having a mental breakdown over antique golfing for 30 minutes

[@amaliar5735]

aka three weeks...

[@wolfeevi]

aka 21 days...

[@whawhawhawhaaaa]

aka 30,240 minutes...

[@meat._loaf]

aka 1,814,400 seconds…

[@turbkeysamdwich1880]

Closer to 15 minutes but sure.

[@femmeshark]

This feels like a dream: Kurtis Conner speedrunning a game as a joke, and getting tips from SmallAnt, two people I love coming together!

[@MordredRights]

30:02 this was the most stressful and nerve-racking video of all time the way I held my breath--

[@dantemariposon1209]

As i grew up i noticed how every girl around me knew what the worst golf videogame was, but i didn't. My mom was also confused, she said "how could you possibly not know what the worst golf game is?". A year ago i realised i am a trans man. Thanks worst golf game ever, you helped me realise so many things.

[@LannasMissingLink]

I dont know about you, but as a girl who liked games I got the crappiest, cheapest games possible when I was young. My favourite games as a kid are so obscure! Edit: oh! I just came across the joke in the video. My bad lol

[@benjidavis9525]

Oh my god it took me far longer to realize how actually good this joke is

[@augustinav2030]

im slow, could someone pls explain the joke to me D:

[@Joanna-jg3ii]

@@augustinav2030 girls knew what the worst golf game and he didnt he didnt kniw he was trans at the time so when he realized it he knew why he didnt know the worst golf game unlike the other girls cuz he was never a girl

[@momohinamori757]

Okay but what game was it please. I get the trans joke but I don’t understand the golf joke 💀 am I too old??? Am I thinking too hard???? I’m a girl and I genuinely don’t understand what this is supposed to mean 💀 please. My crops are dying and I will not survive the winter

[@brigidhunter3127]

If Kurtis married his friend Connor his husband would be "Connor Conner"

[@AyeAnon]

Don’t give him ideas

[@ameliairving862]

Nice

[@sonyam6323]

When I was in middle school, one of our trustees was named “Thomas Thomas”. Someone chose to do that to their kid. Imagine.

[@belalima9908]

And that's a reasonable reason to break up with Jenna

[@residententiy]

I literally just thought of that

[@laustinspacemusic]

1 year later: They guy who originally held the record has reclaimed the record with a 10 minute and 15 second run. Kurtis Conner is currently sitting at #5. Kurtis went on to speed run Canada, which is really really hard.

[@nathanaguiar7264]

I love that as of 5 months ago the guy who originally held the record before this vid has regained the world record. Absolutely majestic.

[@GabToVi]

no one has beaten his record but one other person named “Kurtis Conner sucks” is 3rd now

[@lucasallen2987]

ty there was no way in hell i was gonna look that up but i was still interested

[@vampirecat8256]

And there's no records in walalie open (no easy shot, real hardware) so he could've done that this entire time

[@superben5102]

That guy is now fourth, guess who sucks now? 😜

[@thesleepydot]

now he's forth

[@raimarafiq6853]

yo its proof of god!!!!!!

[@marnie6967]

Kurtis’s childhood friend being called Conner really makes him seem made up and I do want to believe him but I just dont

[@kyransawhill6650]

It's like John Mulaney's childhood friend being named John, but weirder.

[@bakapoc]

*flashback to Dear Evan Hansen-*

[@srhyes6710]

I also agree he was imaginary

[@TortoiseMaximus]

He’s mentioned that friend in another vid and acknowledged the name weirdness

[@heathchisenhall1732]

I imagine his name is Conner kurtis

[@Preppy_gir]

Almost a year ago to the day.....Kurtis is now #5. Never forget. 😢

[@romimii._]

men i was just smiling at the screen like an idiot when he was talking about the last run i just laughed when he did it, HE DID IT after all the effort he put on this, I felt so proud, it was really inspirational watching the whole journey, sharing the emotions with him in every progress, fail, and finally win, thank you so much kurtis this really gives me hope on life, just in the last chance you gave to yourself you did it, when you absolutely didn't give a fuck anymore so I am going to do since now, I'm going to spend the time I have to reach my goal, even if I feel like it isn't worth it anymore, I love your videos and how dedicated you are, so thanks, have a nice day ❤

[@fernandanunez792]

The worst golf video game known to women? Yeah, that’s Victoria’s Secret

[@hasooyoung3939]

LMFAOJDJKJDSFDHJ

[@doubtful_seer]

Omg

[@heatherwild2627]

I WISH KURTIS WOULD SEE THIS LMFAOSBGREEGR

[@joliesam]

LMAOOOSJDFNJCK YES

[@gurly1160]

NOW IM LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND AHH FHRUFBWVUJFBU

[@cinnamonroll886]

Y’all better not try to beat this record after all he went through

[@jrhooman]

@@weelilwalt i will commit hate crime

[@crimvevo]

@@weelilwalt me too lol

[@tidge5127]

2 people did D':

[@LolitaAngel6]

Unfortunately our mayor lost his first place 😔

[@lindsey9958]

The original record holder got his place back lol

[@POVpretzel]

Just looked it up. The old guy is back at number 1 with 10:15. Kurtis is in spot no.4 😭✋

[@POVpretzel]

Did not mean to do a time stamp-

[@ellies5431]

The passive aggression toward his dad really killed me

[@arianadejesus7]

fr omg he really was firing shots left & right 💀😭

[@stela9046]

when?

[@stela9046]

i think i missed that

[@lindamukarakate7511]

@@stela9046 the intro to the video when he was talking about his biological father getting him an N64 and he could only use it at his house blah blah blah

[@mjgray192]

@@stela9046 starts at 3:25

[@semogecarg]

i can't believe kurtis said the word "runs" this many times without making a single diarrhea joke

[@digitalharmony26]

Our boy is growing up 🥲

[@piersonmcwayne1136]

My weight training teacher made a runs joke today

[@bbseal6174]

i can't believe kurtis conner said the n word, i guess he is a gamer now #cancelled

[@lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804]

@@bbseal6174 what

[@stinkystonk2240]

@@bbseal6174 what

[@akex519]

“but i didn’t want to throw in the towel. i wanted to throw a wiener off a building.” truly inspiring

[@KittyKate47]

The fact that he's 5th now is absolutely heart breaking

[@gwennowilliams7395]

I knew he had to be a child of divorce, ain't no one with stable parents this funny

[@anged5142]

I want to be offended but you ain’t wrong

[@emperortransman]

Did he say stepfather? When I hear "biological" I always think of adoption

[@piersn2847]

@@emperortransman yeah he told a story about his stepdad a few minutes before that and said divorce

[@janeeyre1990]

lol "child of divorce"

[@chaosllama9450]

Horse parents?

[@Bookofjenesis888]

Seeing Kurtis express his frustration by saying “cmon man” is so funny to me

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

canadian rage is very mellow

[@TeamRonify]

Joe Biden energy

[@dansenkat]

right? i would have been cursing like a sailor

[@CupidFeathers]

dude he literally sounds like he's doing one of his skits when he's angry

[@galileodos4329]

@@dansenkat yea same I would just run out of curses and curse because of that

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

Kurtis needs to reclaim his world record!

[@lauryntonio]

i come back to this video a lot, i love it so much. I wanted to share that when i play rhythm games, i'll try to hide or avoid looking at my combo - without knowing if ive missed a button my performance improves so much 😭 the convincing yourself the wrong time is such a relatable strat and this video is so genuine & authentic, kurtis if you ever see this, i think it's one your of bests

[@sophia-np2wl]

i can't believe you tricked me into watching a video about golf

[@salma3519]

LOL

[@avery3938]

Fr I hate golf

[@kuromi8384]

no literally

[@radio227]

Thx for commenting this, didn’t know it was about golf clicking off

[@avery3938]

@@radio227 no it’s a good video

[@navy_teal]

“My friend, Conner” Me: Lemme guess, his last name was Kurtis?

[@pretty948]

Conner Kurtis

[@harmonysummers]

I was about to ask the same thing! XD

[@jewelxiat]

He has mentioned he gets that joke all the time before lol

[@KenziixInxDisguise]

You must be new here.

[@ilexdiapason]

and if they got married he'd be connor conner

[@gemini1005]

Lmao the list on the record now is growing. Even dude took his spot back and also some thirsty person name was "KurtisConnorIsTrash" but is in dead last 😂😂 Go take it back Kurtis!

[@shuylife]

Even though your way down there now, I still love the progression of this video and the whole journey it seems like a really good look at what it's actually like to be a speedrunner. Good work.

[@WelziFC7]

SmallAnt is 1000% the type of dude to talk to Kurtis and then secretly go and break his record without telling him

[@isaiahromero9861]

Probably why Kurtis didn't tell him what game he was running LOL

[@ditzyrose700]

@@isaiahromero9861 That's because Kurtis already knows the secret first rule of speedrunning: Never tell another runner that you're trying to break a record.

[@Everettalla]

Why are we talking about smallant

[@dashtara3074]

@@Everettalla because he was in the video

[@thestarperson]

@Dr. Lobter because he’s in the video??

[@whatthe8546]

Kurtis is kinda looking like an 80's step dad. Bad news he shaved it :(

[@jo-eo9ld]

In like... a good way

[@sophie6376]

@@jo-eo9ld in the best way

[@jayEliza]

more like a 80s talkshow host with that lil microphone 😭😭

[@harsheh]

BECOME DAD

[@Lady8D]

Ha! I was literally thinking the same thing as I watched this one. Between the mustache, mullet & mic - definitely an 80's wedding toast vibe!

[@kowan100]

My blood was pumpin this whole video? So sick man. Proud of you! The reaction was the best part!! Make more content like this if possible hahaha. That’s so cool..

[@cottoncoffin]

Dude I got CHILLS the moment you said ocarina of time and the opening theme started. I’m like about to cry. It was such a good time man

[@tessooms7290]

"I turned out just fine" *thinks about life* "i-i didnt say good..."

[@shinymetagross1666]

6am hot dog

[@snakewithapen5489]

Doing just mediocre is still good enough xd

[@JPTheWorst]

You: everybody loves gamin’ Me, an intellectual: everybody loves gay men

[@Sbsok82]

= everybody loves gayming

[@mw7845]

Lol I thought he said gaymond

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

rise up gaymers

[@nicolelafuente4788]

Underrated comment

[@someone-gi5lq]

Especially gay men!

[@goldentapes]

amazingly entertaining and engaging story. thank you for this! and I just wanna say nothing will ever beat punching in your name on your first ever Zelda save file on ocarina of time. oh the memories with this game.

[@Mars-nm8ek]

Kurtis raging is the most Canadian thing ever

[@lovely8524]

Kurtis is the most chill-angry person I have ever seen this man does not get rage

[@adamburdt8794]

This is how passive people express rage. with legit points and such

[@johnfreaky8683]

@@adamburdt8794 nah it’s because he’s Canadian

[@adamburdt8794]

@@johnfreaky8683 I think my point still stands

[@SimoneintheSkies]

He’s a Taurus lol

[@teriyakigod944]

Hes canadian

[@ndebbqchicken9799]

This is the most visibly angry any Canadian has ever been

[@hawkii744]

Come visit Alberta buddy you’ll wish you didn’t :(

[@marieerikson]

you haven't met my mother when the dishes haven't been done

[@peril.]

You haven’t met that one uncle I have (never met in my life) when the fishing rod is an inch too far in the ice

[@gooseman6882]

You havent seen jeff my name is jeff

[@picklenik9658]

You’ve clearly never heard of the 2011 Stanley Cup finals when Vancouver lists

[@peppermintea420]

Thank you for sharing your bio- and step- dad stories, very relatable and hilarious 🤣

[@saltylemon137]

did *not* expect to be hit with kurtis conner dad lore so early in the video

[@Bismuth9]

Thanks for the shoutout!

[@wowyouro]

If only he didn’t butcher your name lol

[@theaceofspadez_]

Potassium

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@theaceofspadez_ Zirconium

[@YourAverageSpelunker]

I love ur vids dude

[@schizoframia4874]

Poggers

[@fluttervixen]

The look on Kurtis' face when he gets the staircase glitch added ten years to my life Edit: this is super stupid, but thanks for the likes! This is my most liked comment ever, I'm super grateful!

[@patriciadebatlle4245]

9:23

[@SassierThanAugust]

then he lost 100 years after playing the golf game

[@pr0ntab]

BLJ fam!

[@dubsinthetubs]

I'm bad at remembering to like videos - I always want to for people whose videos I really enjoy but U often forget probably because of frankly how integrated into my life watching youtube has gotten, it being such a commonplace thing and whatnot. Idk, also to be honest I am drunk. But the fact that you had such a mastery of the water temple in ocarina of time immediately got my like with no questions and I just want to say how much I appreciate that as well as your videos in general and hope things are going well for you on the whole. Keep on keeping on dude

[@cyrollan]

i just discovered your channel today, and can't stop laughing. your humor is highly reminiscent of Rm Brown.

[@ella-ie6ys]

kurtis has been suffering for the past 3 weeks and we had no idea

[@irrelevancyiskey9992]

dude i didn't think anyone still had this as their profile picture... i thought i suddenly developed dementia at 18

[@rita9942]

For real 😭💀

[@IrideLastMtb]

No no, Kurtis has just been evolving into the ultimate gamer

[@guy136]

@@IrideLastMtb I’d say that’s suffering as well lol

[@kai-mb6ux]

If someone told me their Ocarina of Time water temple record was 31 minutes, it would be marriage on site.

[@libbythehuman]

RIGHT

[@miaborges3674]

EXACTLY! 😌😌

[@hannabooklover]

I distinctly remember commenting this yesterday and idk if you copied my comment or if we are just crazy in sync, but consider me unsettled.

[@jennatimm7426]

Yeah it took me at least 3 hours. It was one of the first games I played but still...

[@violethogan8019]

the water temple was always my favourite temple, the stuff about it that people found so annoying was exactly what made it click so well in my brain, its always my favourite part of replaying the game. also morpha was my favourite boss, i loved that fight

[@kaylafarley167]

My dad LOVED this game on N64 when we were growing up. Whenever he had a long day at the ER he would beg us to play this game with him or he'd kick us off the N64 to play this game with his friend. This is my favorite terrible game to bring out at parties

[@bluejai4212]

If your friend wasn’t Conner Kurtis I’ll be upset.

[@thatoneguy9582]

“I should say that his name is also Conner, I’m not calling myself my own best friend”

[@izzie9399]

all i could think of during this whole video was the image of jenna minding her own business and then hearing her boyfriend in the other room screaming over a shitty decades-old golfing game lmfao 💀💀

[@docsaico]

This was super exciting, lol! I’m so happy for you!! 👏🏻👏🏻🔥🔥

[@Mcnuggies09]

I didn’t think i could love Kurtis even more. I was wrong.

[@elissalesse8320]

“if you ain’t first, youre last. .. especially when there’s only two people.” -Kurtis Conner

[@helloitsmealex9853]

Why are there no comments? Oh wait now theres one

[@largeboi4678]

Why are there no comments? Oh wait, now there’s 2

[@Cat18364]

Why are there no comments? Oh wait now there’s 3

[@dukeduck2221]

Ricky Bobby talking to...whatever tf his friend's name is.

[@superking208]

Everybody Loves Raymond for Genesis being rated M for Mature is too funny

[@Drayruns]

one of my favourite things is seeing people get into speedrunning for the first time, im late but a banger video, enjoyed!

[@MrNigel117]

watching kurtis go over speedrunning this game and making comments that he thinks pertains to just this game but it's actually what every runner thinks of the game they run is great. going through the feelings of actually running, finally getting a better time after not getting close, the oblivious "good runs" that you consistently get but they aren't good enough to be WR, the initial surprise that someone has such a low time compared to your first couple runs, the appreciation of other runners, and also just feeling like you hate every aspect of a game despite playing it for hours on end everyday. the euphoria of speedrunning is the driving factor. even if you aren't getting WR, competing against yourself and getting better and better, seeing your time go down and down until you get to the point where you aren't beating you time every run. you start needing to go for more risky strats, getting consistent at those strats, and becoming a better player overall for it is such a great feeling.

[@Rick-pz2yf]

Kurtis- “everybody love gamon” Me for some reason-in head- “everybody loves gay men”

[@janiahp6812]

LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@ok-br7hc]

gaymond

[@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay]

I mean... we all do in some way...

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

@@ok-br7hc Captain Gaymond Holt

[@daydream02]

my name is damon and sometimes my friends call me gay-man… they’re not entirely wrong lol 💀

[@kittyk8438]

Kurtis: everybody loves gamin’! Me, a homosexual: everybody loves gay men 👁👄👁

[@Paulito-ym4qc]

why did i hear the exact same thing

[@aquablueyt3700]

I thought I was who only one that heard that

[@doneme152]

I love gay man

[@SeaD33r]

👁👄👁 Everybody loves Gaymen

[@wowzers4437]

I heard that too

[@immortalsun]

I did not expect to see SmallAnt in this video! The collab we’ve always needed

[@sockmonkeyzruleXD]

went over to check what the record was for castle of illusion (my childhood fave sega genesis game) and its 17 minutes. I couldn't even get past level 3.

[@gibuttersnaps2538]

So you’re telling me Kurtis Conner is not two 6 year olds named Kurtis and Conner in a trench coat?

[@multiskype]

no, no, nobody said he wasn't

[@smallbean2028]

Omg dude, I'm literally so impressed you 1. Didn't cry and 2. Didn't give up. I would've 1. Cried and 2. Given up out of fear to waste time. Literally dude, well done, holy fucking shit.

[@madidiaveli]

Same I give up so easily on things, I wouldn't have had the patience for myself

[@makwiththebighair]

honestly he might have cried we only saw what he showed us, but either way the fact that he persevered through all of that. damn.

[@Yaboibarel]

I would rage quit

[@bruhbun]

What an odd sentence structure.....but yeah I'd have cried tears of rage after missing that last putt

[@brettkelly6950]

Ngl, I got so excited when you brought up small ant, he's one of my favorites 😂

[@LucasDonValeur30]

I’m coming back and it’s good to see you bro! I love your videos and you ✌️

[@Ben-wx7kk]

Alternative title: "how to give yourself depression in only 3 weeks"

[@noun7635]

depression speedrun

[@ameliapaxton949]

@@noun7635BAHAHAHA

[@mimixcx5373]

@@noun7635 damn 2 world records in a single video? flex 🙄

[@RusataRusalka]

lmfao

[@cloudofcontempt]

I’m convinced that “middle school Kurtis” is a completely different person.

[@jlc1833]

KZbinr notes app apology tings

[@BTredflag]

Isn't everyones middle school version a completely different person?

[@ruesylvester]

@@BTredflag no lol

[@brainglow_lightbright]

@@ruesylvester the answer is yes. Even on a cellular level

[@leann4265]

@@ruesylvester people Kurtis’s age, yes... most of us are completely different than our middle school selves. Shit was weird back then

[@Goingwestt]

Brocis came back with a revenge in his heart

[@M1N43]

Way to go man! That's awesome! Proud of you :)