top 10 epic gamer moments

[@Pyrocynical]

Had to change the outro music cause every video using it got claimed, trying to get new music but this'll have to do for now

[@lanniekahn4243]

Ok daddy

[@zombilandee]

Good job. And fuck yt

[@GarbanzoReal]

Oh ok

[@nooa4623]

Pyrocynical that’s fine. Keep doing what you are doing buddy.

[@touch--]

I'm on holiday so I can't play destiny 2

[@thesnjopirata1333]

A real gamer moment is when your piss bottle overflows and spills onto your Razer keyboard.

[@mrghostfedora2465]

Jarate

[@johndungan358]

You're not a gamer unless you have a pissjug

[@byonixen]

when your poop sock is full and the poop spills out because it turned into diarrhea

[@ranzy_collapse2059]

Mine never over flows the piss keeps me hydrated

[@JD-wv1yi]

piss bottle and poop sock are so relatable gaymer moments

[@officialgaylord5578]

Top 10 epic gamer moments: #1 Pyro’s dad breaks out of prison

[@mentalchillnessss]

Official Gaylord what a day that’ll be....

[@orangrant4274]

Well well well batman we meet again

[@officialgaylord5578]

Charmander an epic one for sure

[@DHIRAL2908]

Wait your pfp.... Oh no 😧

[@z.m.n.1998]

@@DHIRAL2908 Profile picture source?

[@basic_youtube_channel9493]

I literally cannot say the word "gamer" unironically anymore.

[@wuz9plus10]

No One can

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@wuz9plus10 except for redditors, but even then, whenever they say 'gamer' unironically, their soul probably dies a little bit more

[@BancorV]

if you call yourself a gamer your not a gamer

[@ammarslhim7934]

Aye

[@afii]

@@jockeyfield1954 an honorable mention,a roblox player I swear,i once met somebody in-game unironically say "gamer never die,they respawn" on some front page game

[@bleechy7853]

“Are you gamers” Subtitles “Are you gay” Clear evidence that we’re oppressed as gamers

[@AugustusEmperator]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GAYMAERS

[@Moe.mp3]

Damn GAYMERS

[@cronkinthehouse]

🤣🤚😩 I’m 14 and this isn’t that good of a replay

[@admiralgremlin6767]

Can we get an f in chat for the most oppressed society

[@Chottoludrey]

I'm gay and I'm a gamer what about that

[@ixalaz4536]

If you constantly fall asleep on your gaming chair and have memory issues, then maybe you shouldn't stay up all night gaming

[@Meltryllis_AE]

nah we just need a new memory card

[@TheNanacool]

@Juan Cortez Muro go play minecraft like a real man

[@harrym1862]

@Juan Cortez Muro fortnite gay af🤣

[@dragonfruit8615]

@@harrym1862 haha gay funny insult

[@masondoblanko8283]

@Juan Cortez Muro shut up you used bagel

[@distortion3451]

Dog: happy to see pyro Pyro: shut up

[@nutpeg6915]

Dog: no

[@gaminggoof1542]

Call ASPCA

[@Synthetically]

Dog: S N I F F Pyro: shut up

[@thejudge2956]

*s h u t u p*

[@leazerlazz]

S I L E N C E

[@stupidcringeykid2412]

That epic gamer moment when ur dad takes your Xbox so u take his wife

[@sleeping5367]

funi

[@legalwaffles612]

So you take his life

[@obama2diefortsetzung702]

@@legalwaffles612 what the fuck

[@lowkeyimabot9169]

If you took his wife that mean you took your mom

[@tomhankle]

@@lowkeyimabot9169 WHat!????!!?! REALLy???????????😚😊😍🤨🥰😒🙂😔😔🤣😨🥺🤯☹️😱😥🤥🤬😶😢😐🙁

[@jadefirekraken1363]

At 15:20 the subtitles are morse code for the "so guys we did it" meme.

[@fbiwhitwell8628]

Nice

[@sirakkiin]

Dude, that's really cool you know more code off the bat. Wish I could do that.

[@gabrieldiaz5274]

Fbi Whitwell was that a jojo reference

[@toenailclippings]

Niiiiiice

[@vivish4511]

Bruv you know Morse code?

[@melynxdrome4154]

At the start where he says "Are you gamers?" The auto-captions say "Are you gay" This is a perfect example of gamer oppression

[@guitarhill9003]

Melynx Drome was going to say that XD

[@cary5668]

Wait wtf, never knew that

[@sandwichthxt]

Gaymers

[@JD-wv1yi]

are you gaymers? that relatable gamer moment where you punch the cop and go to jail

[@LunarOverdrive]

It's *Gay-mers*

[@zparty4543]

The #1 gamer moment is when pryocynical crossdressed as samus

[@bito2041]

Imma need a link to that....for research purposes.

[@CarlM]

Those pictures made me do unholy things

[@deth1634]

@@CarlM they're not unholy they're just unstraight especially with that shadman picture

[@RiiftzYT]

@@CarlM I have sinned, father.

[@Duckman2319]

He has time to be a trap but not make petscop 2

[@needlikeamillionbands]

6:14 yeah i hate it when i fall asleep and my character is still moving

[@hexagonalhd5797]

Creepypasta?! :O

[@AshTheQueenOfRodents]

My switch does that like actually

[@kit-cats-on-mars]

@@AshTheQueenOfRodents the Joycon drift sucks

[@therealplaguerat]

Once you fall asleep,the game gets control

[@stable_hands]

Pyro is a rich boi. His chair costs 1.5k but he doesn't sit in it

[@anonanonson5996]

Yet, he still doesn't have a car

[@stable_hands]

@@anonanonson5996 that's because he's a dumdum who doesn't know what items to prioritise. As if he enjoys using a bus

[@melchiortod29]

@@anonanonson5996 he's helping keeping CO2 down. If everyone stopped driving we'd probably reverse climat change

[@As567na]

He doesn't have legs

[@anonanonson5996]

@@melchiortod29 He can buy a hybrid.

[@Unlimi-PT]

Imagine being a gamer and unironically talking to anyone else besides your body pillow, and you tell me texting for an hour is relatable?

[@kaijū317]

>not texting with your body pillow

[@draven4897]

Dog: please father I need food Pyrocynical: shut up

[@jayked1444]

Lol they made Walter into a real thing.

[@gliple]

@Juan Cortez Muro stop spamming

[@Victor-Baxter]

Juan Cortez Muro what is your purpose? What cruel god put you onto the earth?

[@CommanderVideo-OG]

yes lol!

[@yuyuqk]

Watching Pyro in bed at 4AM in the morning while my parents are beside me is truly an epic cringe gamer big chungus reddit moment

[@indexifee8791]

What

[@turtlesquad2522]

what

[@user-quasar2907]

Normal people talking to their dog: who's a good boy? Pyro talking to his dog: shut up.

[@Z3R0Steam]

shoht oomp*

[@moykurs]

I'm both

[@rapidwolvez8867]

*sniff*

[@emperorhirohito29]

sniff

[@krishnad4987]

Kakyoin I thought you died in Egypt

[@Mirda85Mirda85]

Press F to pay respect to Whitewoods... RIP The best outro on youtube...

[@legamaxx2752]

What?? Did they die?

[@altonex9856]

F

[@fearfoxcpu]

@cara hey buddy can I tell you a secret watch Thicc Souls III again its still has it

[@bigguy6570]

F

[@Mirda85Mirda85]

@@legamaxx2752 Copyright from Sony.

[@fwuan]

Top ten things that pyro doesn’t have: 1. A car 2. Petscoop 2 3. Original content 4. A life 5. Car sex 2 6. The rest of the list.

[@criticalmilk4877]

Move car sex 2 to rank 1

[@oscarsoda4720]

7. The outro music

[@Sunky_1234]

Where's his rabbit

[@saintsimp4803]

A free dad

[@lordtachanka903]

Negro Eggo his father out of jail.

[@arirng2137]

Actually, I memorised all the creaks, learned how to open any door without a sound, had a battery dealer down the street that would bring me 2A batteries, had a minifridge in my room. Now im in the CIA. Edit: checked my gmail and just realised that this blew up. So if you are seeing this pyro, STOP WITH THE BREAKING BAD REFERENCES.

[@abhisheknambiar162]

What the hell

[@kytheguy4374]

wtf

[@anomishfish]

This is top tier shotposting

[@TrippaMazing87]

Sick bro

[@Thedog-1-]

Wat

[@BreakCoreBird12]

Strange... I thought pyro was going to upload a video about raiding area 51

[@sacktheripper786]

It’s just a distraction, he’s in there stealing all the chug jugs from epic Fortnite

[@kyrieeleison9599]

Oh you dont know We raiding Nestle NOW

[@bretthorning4920]

Same

[@mancicmihailo5857]

Would be a better video tbh

[@TheIrishCrusader]

That or how he got herpes from bell delf

[@myrul233]

1886: In the future, there will be Petscop 2 2019: EpiC gAmEr MomeNts

[@justaspectator9762]

If petscop 2 was so good why don't we have petscop 2 2

[@myrul233]

@@justaspectator9762 Big Brain Moment

[@ludicrouslybigbounty5344]

@Juan Cortez Muro as funny as petscop 2 not being released

[@PrinceArtorias]

I just noticed Pyrocynical doesn't sound like a 40 yr old man anymore 😂

[@omdano6432]

Thats epic

[@wilihey1425]

😂😂😂😂😂 OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CANT BREATH OMGOMG !!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pope_Frankie]

He made a Jojo meme and rdr2 meme Happiness noise

[@SethCrowderMusic]

So guys he did it

[@Pulkka_W]

Do true dud

[@Itsprincesweets]

Water American: Wah-der British: Wo-uh Scottish: Wah-ah Australian: Wo-ah Oirish: *w a r*

[@yukandouit537]

Indian: Watar Arabic: Wadar French: Wateur Just though I might continue this.

[@cloakdemon9038]

ok

[@Bell-ih5ln]

Só good

[@respectalgebra]

Portuguese tourists:

[@Bell-ih5ln]

@@respectalgebra what

[@cabbageboi1448]

1 epic gamer moment would be if pyro made petscop 2

[@thezombieboxhub6728]

Joe 361 just commented about petscop realized I got a homie

[@SparkPlug0777]

Yeah it's been a year.

[@Beeeese]

Felt like a decade

[@LeBeauYT]

It would truly be epic.

[@blahblahgdp]

He's fuckin blue balled us

[@TheKingOfSucc]

hello this is bird from gameranx and today we'll be talking about the top ten gamer cosplays number one: pyrocynical as samus

[@zumpalu8511]

Ok

[@misirlou5179]

Ok this is a bruh moment

[@onyxi.x5777]

@@misirlou5179 when you bruh it be like bruh

[@Enderfan7363]

Sorry mate but kill la kill pyro was better

[@nafinapkin5439]

Top ten anime traps

[@lucabarrett2]

Chronic back pain at 23 is the ultimate gamer moment

[@montarou-chi]

true

[@Memo_The_Llama]

Very true fellow gamer

[@derpsterio2917]

Losers I started at 9

[@montarou-chi]

@@derpsterio2917 lvl 75 boss

[@kingslayer3089]

@@derpsterio2917 lower life form mine started at 3rd grade

[@Kemuja]

"You need to microwave pizza." *Laughs in cold pizza*

[@Gamer-kazinky]

what the fuck

[@andrewbritton9043]

You make me sick

[@siriusrech4665]

Cold pizza is still yummy

[@indexifee8791]

@@siriusrech4665 cap

[@chefbenito1]

Psychopath

[@draxzers]

Awh, yes. An epic relatable gamer moment: when you go for a pee but your piss smells, and you can't flush the toilet because you might wake everyone up, so you drink it Very epic gamer moment.

[@epichype7764]

SAME

[@jesseculp9452]

Yes very relatable, but does not work always because drinking your pee may cause you to pee again, and 2 pees may wake your parents up sooo...

[@VOLTZ123]

RIP LOL hey I uploaded a vid if u have some spare time wanna check it out ?😆😁

[@giancarlo418]

Yeah, very epik relatable gamer moment

[@_Caz]

Nah, my pc's downstairs and my bathroom's downstairs too. My mom doesn't even complain when I flush the toilet

[@chickenpanda4062]

I miss the good old days when Pyro was accused of being in a relationship with a fourteen year old french girlm

[@justinr.9171]

Honestly,I totally forgot about that.

[@DirtyRottenTaylor]

Can I drink your bath water?

[@justinr.9171]

@@DirtyRottenTaylor you can drink mine ;)

[@tacticaldorito7981]

yeah and like absolutely every single person on youtube were making l20 minute long rant videos on keemstar for saying a nono-word

[@onecrispyfrie1932]

Nice ninjago profile pic

[@nbtwall7287]

>asks america to stop have british people be villains >plugs merch afterwards like a villain

[@tattieverb265]

“Don’t degrade the noob” 2B2T:

[@myvirtualpersona7975]

im in the queue rn

[@skinnypeed]

@@myvirtualpersona7975 welcome to the club

[@arizz620]

Isn’t that the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft?

[@tattieverb265]

@@arizz620 yes it is *the oldest anarchy server in minecraft*

[@myvirtualpersona7975]

I’m still in queue

[@version7568]

HOLY SHIT. I thought he died from the gamer girl bathwater..

[@SilkfireStudios]

Statalisso apparently if you play Minecraft the toxins combat it This is why you get vaccinated kids

[@wolfie23288]

Lool

[@clamoringrisotto]

He ascended

[@xistin]

wait isn't the water infected or smth?

[@cletusfromcletusgames2620]

ME TO OMG THIS IS SO SAD

[@lilchungustm6444]

You ever just forget to feed your pet and they end up dying and completely rotting in your restroom, now that’s an epic gamer moment.

[@camdos3326]

Relatable but with my wife instead

[@canaan466]

Lil’ ChungusTM so relatable

[@mimsycookiiess]

Cammy Aldridge you wife can’t feed herself?? 🤔 that’s epic right there

[@Juanjose-tm4qp]

When you puncture your parents car wheels with a knife because they doesn't let you play more Fortnite. Epic Gamer Moment.

[@deltak-mk1169]

Epic English moment

[@matthewdiianni6896]

7:45 "did I ever tell you the definition of insanity"

[@daddycankles5697]

Bruh

[@dreadfullyd1701]

Pyro before Area 51: Same outro song Pyro after Area 51: Some random song. Probably Alien

[@enzo-yw9ph]

Meu Deus. Outro tuga aqui. Épico

[@thestopmotion]

It’s called Gangplank Galleon, also he didn’t change the description.

[@SleepyNPC1748]

Calling the theme song of the thickest crocodile ever "random", heresy I see.

[@mizuro13]

Pyro after area 51: Can stop time

[@dreadfullyd1701]

Bill Cosby's Left Nut Wow a Portuguese feller that watches Pyro?? Maybe there’s hope for our country after all... E P I C

[@WoodyHamilton]

pyro has a house? i thought he lived and recorded videos on soundstage

[@josiahthedude644]

I thought he hid in Belle Delphines basement

[@honeybear2703]

He does, this was all visual effects

[@josiahthedude644]

@@PlzStepOnMe No u

[@josiahthedude644]

@@PlzStepOnMe ur mum so gei

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@@PlzStepOnMe mostly gay

[@pragmaticCyclone]

“And there is nothing you want to eat!” *shows a picture of a empty fridge*

[@acheesesandwich197]

There's nothing you can eat!

[@johnpriddey3837]

When you don't wanna eat your fridge 😢

[@icewallowcomeisfunny6914]

What if you just eat the fridge?

[@jsp6855]

I literally almost clicked off, thinking I accidentally clicked a Gameranks video. Wow, I have a 9 year old brain.

[@hellograndguy]

You almost lost your certified Chad member card

[@KAIZENTECHNOLOGIES]

*The old outro was GOD tier, with it gone, it's the end of era* 😔😔

[@jureembleme9481]

I’m pretty sure it’s not, he still has that reference to the music in the description so I’m sure the ehpicness will come back

[@rasta-rr8eu]

😢Game end

[@vivianistheworst3212]

Don't worry, we have Gangplank Galleon

[@nathannguyen-yv8te]

as addressed in his recent instagram post, all his videos ever made has been claimed because of the outro music. Our boi pyro will talk about this situation soon

[@lainism6965]

I cried gamers

[@AychSkwaird]

Bruh we need to see Pyro’s dog more.

[@smolmay2632]

We beed to see his feet more

[@blackdot105]

@Todd Todler Not funny. Didn't laugh 🗿

[@igbinedion6410]

@@blackdot105 hello fellow

[@blackdot105]

@@igbinedion6410 Proud to be Pepsi

[@samuelkomay8058]

Bruh

[@AverageGuy074]

That gamer moment when your mum enters during a sex scene in a game So guys we did it we reached 700 likes and still growing the fact that we reached this number in such a short time is just phenomenal

[@pennysantana247]

epic!!

[@willskelding7286]

witcher 3 u might as well have a second tab ready to switch to

[@skydolized]

oh god when i was playing saints row...

[@maxiorthealternate]

"mom I can explain" "Son, we have a bigger TV downstairs"

[@drosera366]

Dead meme

[@thisdoesnotexist5246]

Me, who has a mutable microwave: “I’m four parallel universes ahead of you”

[@itsbageltime]

That’s unholy

[@SlimeBarfo]

As a gamer i can confirm this is * whip * CRINGE

[@souldog6]

Dio with pink hair is sexy, i cherish your profile pic.

[@cuminmyass6358]

I*

[@cuminmyass6358]

@@souldog6 I*

[@theAEcharacter]

this video was so gamer epic guys lol *cringe*

[@souldog6]

@@cuminmyass6358 thanks for the unecessary correction

[@teal_m_101]

I love how in closed captions, when he said gamers, it comes as Gangrene.

[@seb9422]

Fuck off

[@nosferatuoddz7974]

Their auto generated that's why the captions are so shit

[@6eggsinmybrain]

Well we are diseases to the human race

[@fardeenarif6836]

U love it???"##;;$!!!!!

[@JoeyGamer55]

America god bless you

[@TillPeaceSarah]

That epic gamer moment when you've been waiting for more than a year for pyro to make petscope 2 but it never actually happened.

[@LJAndrews1986]

Tell me about it I'm losing hope in all honesty

[@osmigs-ki8dl]

LJ Andrews bruh

[@brandolf6753]

80 million people havent subscribed yet. Were so CLOSE

[@Doctor-Infinite]

You have a picture of Billie Eilish...Mad respect.

[@cooperm2519]

Juan Cortez Muro nope it hella unfunny, didn’t laugh.

[@WLxMusic]

As much as I love you pyro, their before you buy series is genuinely extremely helpful. Saves a lot of people from buying broken at launch games.

[@RayNagodavithana]

That's not the majority of their content tho, they are still probably mediocre

[@ExValeFor]

one remotely half decent possibly watchable series? no fucking way

[@nbenec1980]

Person dies to swatting -Gameranks: but what about the trolls

[@abnwil3873]

Honestly dont really know why pyro chose to make a video on Gameranx of all things Gameranx

[@ZUCIOUS]

@@user-uf4ig6xp5q well said, I honestly starting to think that pyro is getting desperate for video ideas same go for a lot of other content makers.

[@theresarawlingsbewick5633]

@@user-uf4ig6xp5q bruh pewdiepie is doing what he wants to do lol

[@abnwil3873]

But of all things why gameranx they didnt do anything to deserve hatr

[@abnwil3873]

@@egotisticalegg5282 honestly its not that bad its passable but not good either

[@Golden_Gunner]

When you false-report your Roblox girlfriend because she turned out to be in a morgz pause challenge

[@gameglitch3877]

Plot twist: she is morgz

[@penguinatee210]

Simon Ish Double Plot Twist: She’s Morgz’s Dad

[@hyperz2146]

Quadruple plot twist: she is bald martin

[@sneagle5818]

Yeah this is relatable

[@clairmorris4221]

@@penguinatee210 *Bald Martin*

[@DarkKosmic]

“Nøkk best wife btw” Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

[@elontusk9167]

Day 14 of asking Pyro to make an hour long Minecraft review with the title: “Minecraft is an absolute masterpiece”

[@periachi4961]

Where do I sign?

[@fardeenarif6836]

I WANNA SIGN TOOOOO

[@fardeenarif6836]

WOULD MY CHEST BE A GUD ENOUGH SIGNBOARD?

[@Duckman2319]

He should join smp live

[@daddymessy6108]

Petscop

[@TheAdrianMonster]

dude I memorized the creeks in my floor so my parents don't wake up, it's just part of Gamer life

[@Cameron-ws7wj]

Goldie Socks same but just in my room

[@MikeJ122o]

Same bro

[@joerobinson2545]

Sames

[@CrazyGamingBannana]

Gamer

[@kagz76]

just pixel walk

[@Desmond2535]

*pyro bullys his dog* *john wick wants to know your location*

[@neysm00th21]

Riiiiight

[@ajchavez1204]

Shut up

[@lambsauce5312]

nice grammar

[@ajchavez1204]

cringemaster 69 you’re racist

[@kevinkramer7247]

Ok

[@C1_Droid]

I check the fridge every 10 minutes, but with disappointment

[@_q_4676]

Do you know the definition of insanity

[@anmts5565]

Normal sense of humour: funny, well thought out jokes My sense of humour: 5:06

[@kroh7742]

You are the more Körnfläek With the deep fried with a shadow demon route of guy right? That's good taste mate...

[@sami_irl]

shut up

[@pathetic_girl]

JoshyAnimates *sniff*

[@randomspazz42]

Actually Pyro, I un-ironically open my refrigerator dozens of times in a desperate attempt to find sustenance. #EpicGamerMomements

[@mediawez]

Yes, this one I can relate to actually. You have to lower your standards every time you check the fridge, that's why you have to do it multiple times until something seems edible

[@dizzyx7]

Eventually you may just cave and actually cook as you’re slowly dying from the hours you spent rejecting potential meals out of sheer laziness... it does happen..

[@randomspazz42]

@@dizzyx7 Why is that actually me

[@abdullahibrahim2606]

@@mediawez woah woah stop right there thats too much of truth

[@ethanpaul878]

of course i know him its me

[@ieuannicol6283]

*Pyro has a dog* He better be in a video or I'll game end you with my epic gamer powers

[@brainkiller7503]

Try me I'm shaggy in a trench coat

[@rahul327]

PYRO DOG PYRO DOG

[@ballisticblocker9163]

Turn off the monitor and dive at the bed? The hell? Does he even realise how much noise diving into your bed can make? There’s so many more steps. Initial sound response - Turning off monitor and freezing completely as to not make noise. Verification - Making sure what you heard was actually a guardian figure. Response - Depending on the results from step 2 you should; A. Sneak towards your bed. B.Turn on the monitor but lower your sound as you feel you may be on thin ice. Possible obstructions; •Cars driving past, drowning out the sound of possible threats to your midnight game session. •Pc light + sound, some PCs are loud and just turning off the monitor will not help even if you turn off the tower lights. •Rationality, this could lead to you getting caught due to misjudgment of where the sound originated, the thought process of ‘that probably wasn’t them coming closer’.

[@aslychair3096]

Fuck you for bringing back bad memories.

[@Jasetyy]

The fact that I memorized which floorboards and stairs creak shows I'm an epic gamer.

[@itsoracle]

Jasety same.

[@shaggydestroyerofworlds2208]

Jasety same.

[@johnhaskins2970]

Same

[@harlowdogdraws3373]

Pyro obviously was not abused as a child and didn't memorize the creaky floorboards

[@notjuggernaut886]

Wth

[@GraveDawgg]

Bro those floor boreds change every night

[@PetaGriffin]

Where you?

[@mysticpenguin8327]

Hey man you good? You wanna talk?

[@asylumskp4391]

He had no parents to get abused by, they were both in prison

[@PyroYeet]

yeah i'm a gamer, i play PC, played PS, have played XBOX at families house, played nintendo (3)DS, play mobile games while watching yt, i play with my meat every night, yeah, im a pro gamer

[@owendrungle]

Phew, wouldn't have bought it had it not been for your last reason

[@capncrispypoo]

Saaaaame

[@BigMemerMan1]

i watched this at 4 am, heard a noise and proceeded to smash my monitor while make and olympic grade dive to my bed beside me, smashing my head causing permanent brain damage (as if i hadn't had that already) and breaking my bed.

[@alannarose5873]

You can’t sleep in your chair because it’s not a $399 pewdiepie chair

[@aiharakotokorulesbluerose4170]

i can do that and its corsair i believe

[@lenzcone]

The *epic gamer moment* when you get banned by the bullyhunters

[@pori8898]

Bruh

[@SethCrowderMusic]

Same, the person's skin comp got rekt tho

[@memeso6507]

Bru

[@matthewscala3828]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@Bananaman559]

Now that is _E P I C_

[@devzy793]

Thanks to Pyro, I now unironically say "game end"

[@Jamesc_music]

EVERYONE now says game end unironically thanks to Pyro

[@crock7419]

Game end me

[@Jamesc_music]

@@crock7419 not if I game end me first

[@crock7419]

@@Jamesc_music damn

[@devzy793]

Ooh 69 likes

[@atarairit9987]

8:04 honestly like everyone checks if the fridge suddenly spawns in food like 10 minutes after looking

[@airfelix2635]

Almost the rest of the commentary community: ImAllen, Hyojin and Chey are cancelled. Pyro: *top 10 epic gamer moments*

[@littlefakebites5515]

Pyro is the best thats why.

[@gba1525]

It's imalexx

[@phanterratic]

@@gba1525 r/wooooosh

[@He-who-wakes]

@@littlefakebites5515 when all other channels have been wiped out pyro and dsp will stand atop the rubble

[@m2aynaRD]

@@He-who-wakes and dloand won't be in this but he is the only one who said sorry

[@samuelmansfield7902]

So lowkey when i was 12 i had memorised witch floorboards were creeky so i guess i should be secret service now

[@viperukyt5698]

Another relatable moment is the one where he searched for a “le comic meme” because I said “Are you a cheese?” to a girl yesterday She went along with it lol

[@aes_lake]

I don't think it's that uncommon, I used to as well.

[@michael-bw3mj]

Me too lmao

[@ame7896]

Same bro I'm the CEO of the CIA I'll send you an invite you can be squad leader

[@ecksdii]

i stopped listening to gameranx when they said garfield kart was bad. unepic moment :(((((((

[@nwg02]

So antiepic opposite of xd

[@everygrillindude5317]

Something that really rattles me crackers is when normy's like you underappreciate the complex themes portrayed by Wallace no Gromit no bouken. People seem to disregard it as bring simply for a prepubescent audience devoid of any deeper meaning or messages. But I doubt you plebian could understand the genius of it. This is a god tier anime rivalling eben Open Season Season 3, in which Boog undergoes more development than any other character this side of the bobinogs. I doubt your casual mind Could understand, so allow me to explain. The character dynamic between Wallace and Gromit is truly a sight to behold, and it deconstructs the trope of relationships being merely human on human. This is incredibly progressive and brave of the mangaka, Hayao Miyazaki. This usually wouldn't work as a dog could not understand a human, however through Miyazaki sama's incredible animation skills, he is able to portray all of Gromits emotions to a startling degree. This relationship nods to one of Miyazaki sama's core themes of the narrative, that being the relationship between humanity and nature, and how even though global warming may be destroying the earth, there is yet still hope. This is a hopeful message, which is contrasted in the short "a grand day out" in which Wallace creates a rocket, expending many natural resources, which shows the darker side of humanity and is a warning for the future. Also, Wallace's characterization is truly breathtaking. On the surface, he may seem Rather shallow. An eccentric man with a love of cheese, but beneath that, is a truly broken man. He has been broken down by the weight of addiction to his cheese which hinders every aspect of his life, which Miyazaki has drawn from his own personal life with his unhealthy addiction to loli hentai which has haunted him through the years. This idea is explored more in the live action, "Curse of the Were Rabbit", where Wallace's obsession with vegetables (symbolic of the last supper from judeo-Christian tradition) is only cured with the help of his best friend Gromit which further cements their relationship ( possibly romantic, which, as a beastialist myself, makes me respect the author even more so). The author also tackles mental health in the Christmas special in which a serial killer is trying to kill our main protagonists by setting up a bakery. It is clear that this woman is in great pain and this makes us sympathetic to her, which links to the author's own autism. Miyazaki Also makes a commentary on obesity, as the woman's character design is morbidly obese, and in one shot near the end of the film, her face distorts into that of a pig. Now, pigs are characteristically gluttonous by nature, which shows her in a negative light. Gluttony is also one of the seven deadly sins, further cementing the heavy Christian symbolism and philosophy woven into Miyazaki's work. Miyazaki also displays his philosophy on judgement of character with perhaps his most iconic character, Shaun the sheep. Sheep are often unfairly categorized as stupid, and for Shaun's intellect to transcend even Wallace sama's shows his belief in "never judge a book by its cover". Now, I have spoken long enough. You must now have a good idea of the genius of Wallace and Gromit, the most underrated masterpiece of written times. Hayao Miyazaki will surely go down in history as being the greatest writer this world has ever known, and his magnum opus Wallace and Gromit clearly portrays this. DONT LISTEN TO THE NORMY CRITICS, SHEEPLE!

[@omdano6432]

Epic

[@Memo_The_Llama]

@@everygrillindude5317 why did you write a book to make your point?

[@everygrillindude5317]

MemoTheLlama :3 cus u gay

[@MF-R]

It's true, as a lazy gamer and insomniac; my late night food is 95% cheerios or lucky charms. 5% raw Pop-tarts.

[@sticco4342]

Top 10 epic gamer moments: #1 Sven survives creeper explosion.

[@zumpalu8511]

Sticc ok

[@joesuss4669]

Bruhh

[@hamhamable]

Rants about a channel being mediocre and out of ideas. Previous video: 'Me trying out Belle Delphine's bathwater'

[@warlockdingus5774]

@Hobo u have no life

[@liljoey5166]

@@Anthony-hi7bw you hide the shit that you watch lol

[@goldenirets8930]

Hobo You have a private profile, aka you are literally the human form of satan

[@jackmyers35]

@@__asher__ You know it's funny because it looks this hobo has deleted his comment so ummm lul

[@Anthony-hi7bw]

Amirul ok guys, I’m sorry for the racist comment I made. I’m not a racist in real life alright? I’ve fixed my mistakes and hopefully prevented a comment section war. Sorry for being a KZbin keyboard crusader. I didn’t think this would actually happen and it has never happened to me so if everyone’s telling me I’m an asshole, sorry lmao didn’t mean to offend you.

[@ThatOneGuy0812]

Pyrocynical: “stop antagonizing British people” Also pyrocynical:*looks at amazing dog* “shut up”

[@jahfrenelkins2978]

7:50 "Have I ever told you the definition of insanity"

[@schqrr]

Lol

[@gamezinc1014]

Pyro: “finds batteries” Me: so guys we did it

[@p0rtugal553]

We got some batteries. I never thought we could do it, thank you all

[@jockeyfield1954]

we reached a quarter of a million batteries

[@am1tyville]

*that relatable epic gamer moment when you genuinely watched the video.*

[@Vaygon]

E P I C

[@hyper5557]

Number 10: forgetting autoplay is on and accidentally watching lots of gameranx videos while you're distracted by a game. Now that's epic

[@anijeepa]

HE MADE A LUMBAGO JOKE IN JULY 2019!We Did It Gamers

[@thelordtachanka9823]

"Oh I sounded British there" *says the British man*

[@phanterratic]

Broke: People wanting Pyro to address the war that is the commentary community right now. Woke: Asking for Petscop 2 for the 500th time today.

[@aytony4090]

We better get the fucking Petscop 2.

[@neebz6947]

Did pyro accuse that kid of rape too?

[@phanterratic]

@@neebz6947 no, but he's the only decent lad who didn't (well memeulous didnt either and most others) Plus, apparently his ex was one of the ones who attacked.

[@neebz6947]

Phanterratic The Merciful good to hear, I figured he’s smarter than that. Imalex will be looking for a day job by 2020.

[@schooler5372]

Phanterratic The Merciful his ex is also apparently a psychopath. Her old roommate came out and said stuff on some dudes video

[@Jacob-jo9ep]

"Ive never seen a fake report working like ever" -flashback to Ninja being a baby and reporting for stream sniping

[@kanyewest8456]

Jacob Da School Shooter That didn’t work

[@ruipllima]

False reporting is very real in WoW and actually works when entire guilds report one player to fuck up a whole raid/events

[@mlgdolphinlord4253]

That’s pretty cringe bro

[@Telecxstrr]

Thank you pyrocynical for being neutral on the slazo drama *Respect*

[@sanchobanana3507]

He should cover it tho, it seems like he is the only trustworthy news source left for that one.

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

@@sanchobanana3507 UNCULTURED SWINE _pew news_

[@Telecxstrr]

@@sanchobanana3507 HEY THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY NEWS SOURCE IS POOW NEWS

[@ltzeu8510]

@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n Pretty cool Goku pp, you got a sauce?

[@abrarhossain2682]

Pyro's Twitter account is suspended

[@shatteredpenguin]

6:26 I'm legit doing this right now watching his videos

[@therodyman700]

8:00 i actually do this... though the second time around i come back with lower standards and just end up eating cheese or a tomato or some shit like that

[@donatas9916]

Sometimes my stardards fall so low I just take an onion and eat

[@Frostgiantbutsmall]

@@donatas9916 Stanley Yelnats is so freaking proud

[@laundrybasketgamers]

Cheese yummy

[@sunofgun07]

You only become a real *GAMER* if you buy Belle Delphine's bath water. Or donate 3k instead of buying a car lol

[@keksauce]

Shit Pyro didn’t buy his Belle Delphine bath water. Is he not a real GAMER?

[@teckteckteckteck]

Saucegum HE STILL GOT IT FOR FREE THAT MAKES HIM EPIC GAMER

[@sunofgun07]

but he did donate 3k to her like a dumba- I mean like a epic GAMER

[@keksauce]

You right, you right. He just a finessing genius for getting that water for free

[@heaventoms8759]

Pyro's dogs: Pyro: *Shut up.*

[@dylanchristiaan9727]

*Minecraft dog sad noises*

[@chilled9905]

I mean... I literally did most of the stuff mentioned in the video. Check the fridge over and over when I know nothing is changed, play games till I can't function, sneak through the house.

[@lordtrashbag]

Us Americans know that pyro is the epitome of British villains.

[@gph8364]

I'm gonna say the n-word

[@davidsample5094]

@@gph8364 NOOOOOOOO

[@KolchaksGhost]

cracked YOU CAN’T SAY THE N-WORD THAT’S RACIST

[@Hexra_]

we the people

[@kaidickelman1310]

MRs Obama I've Done It I stopped rasism

[@k-leb4671]

Pyro's got a nice house for someone who lives in England.

[@oldmanyeshomo8133]

I had a nice three floor house when I lived in England >:(

[@k-leb4671]

@@oldmanyeshomo8133 Whoa nice. I'm not used to that. Granted I've mostly lived in London, so I can't expect much.

[@orangegiraffe2503]

I just tried to comment the Smething Birmingham meme with like Danny G or whatever he is called and KZbin's community guidelines counted that as bullying, this shit has gone too far

[@emma-ul5wf]

houses in England do be shit

[@enclavesoldier1778]

@@emma-ul5wf Imagine living in a house. That's a gamer moment

[@JazminJazHunt]

>"Can you stop protraying antagonists as British people?" >Cuts to an ad with Gordon Ramsey

[@anthonymartinez9007]

Portraying*

[@triggered_atheist619]

@@anthonymartinez9007 🤮

[@rapidrush6033]

2:35 at my old house that I used to live in for almost my whole childhood, I did infact remember where each creeking floorboard was in the hallway, and I did infact do this to get food believe it or not.

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

*When a beauty guru does gaming* *_Epic gamer moment_*

[@guyinaroom7771]

"I also eat food, that's relatable"

[@bulldowozer5858]

weak

[@hiboomer1191]

You're a gamer when you play Lego Star Wars and you Do a *G O N K* gameplay

[@amoru1012]

Hey,that's pretty epic

[@IsabruhMoment]

**Yoda death noise**

[@nathanrail-road9662]

Lego star wars 2

[@LittleSquishie]

*constantly walks r2d2 off the edge because of his death noise*

[@therealyoda2483]

I used to intentionally hit C3PO so that I could see him struggle with walking

[@legospaceguyok7100]

I’ve memorised floorboard creeks isn’t it normal

[@homicidaltoast]

Getting admin grabbed in Gmod is way too relatable, I was an absolute minge when I was 13

[@danielbarrett6960]

Absolute minge, lol

[@9.8.]

7:40 nobody: Gameranx: it's 2 o'clock, maybe you forgot the first point of the video

[@wavehurricane7628]

Pyro talks about mediocre content “Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme”

[@foof5695]

9:27 the most adorable thing this guy's ever done